Update - 42
" manpreet sahi keh rahi hai.. hume aaruhi ko kisi psychiatrist ke pas le jana chahie " shruti vishal ke sath library se bahar atte hue boli.
" idea sahi hai.. lekin shruti ... tumhe nahi lagta hume uske mom dad ko contact karna chahie "
" karna to chahie lekin main nahi chahti ki bina aaruhi ko bataye ye kaam karun kahin use is baat ka asar bhi na padh jaye because.. jab mene canteen mein use jane ke liye kaha tha to uska reaction behad hi ajeeb sa tha... " dono library ki sidiyan chadte hue uppar aye hi the ki ek shor ne dono ka dhayan us aaur khinch dia.
" aeee ruk.. bahinchod... ruk.. madhaaarrjaaat... ka chodun tujhe.. ruk bhosidwallee.. kahan bhag raha hai.. bahinchod... ruk jaa.. warna is dusri chapal se tera khopda ganjaa kar dunga.. ruk bahinchod, ruk.. " ek ladka hath mein chapal liye bhagta hua guzra jo itni tez chilla raha tha ki shruti aur vishal ko apni baat se rukna hi pada.
" Ye kaun entertainer tha ? " piche se gaggan bola. Uske sawal ko shruti ne ignore kiya lekin use kuch aur yaad aya.
" gaggu ek baat bata.... tujhe un books ke bare mein kaise malum hua? " shruti ye sawal pehle bhi karna chahti thi par puchna reh gaya tha.
" yani tu manti hai ki main bhi theek ho sakta hun.. bas manpreet ko hi nahi lagta "
" tu jawab dega.. " shruti khinjayte hue boli.
" library mein har tarah ki books hai.. har tarah ki... i mean har tarah ki.. vaisi aur vo wali ka bhi section chupa rakha hai.. seniors ne " gaggan ne ishare se samjhaya ki wahan par chudam chudai wali books bhi rakhi hai " kamasutra bhi hai.. if you wanna try... " gaggan ne shruti ke karib akar dhire se kaha, yakinan agar vo vishal ka dost na hota to shruti uski badhi hui dadhi aur na jane kab se na dhule kapde ki mehak ke chalte use chapal se peet deti. Vishal ne bhi uski baat suni use laga ab shruti ko bura lagega isliye vo kuch bolne ko hua lekin bol na saka.
" uske liye internet hai.. sab kuch hai usme "
" yar tum logon ko internet par itna bhaorsa kaise hai... har chiz agar uspar hoti to sabhi library band ho gayi hoti.. fuck this damn interne.t... " gaggan ko gussa aya to usne per patak diya.
" are mere baap tu sahi baki internet chutiya.. maha chutiya.. ab ye batayega tujhe kaise malum hua.. kisi senior ne bataya? " shruti ne thak haar kar hath jodte hue pucha.
" nahi.. senior ne nahi bataya "
" to fir? "
" vo main tumhe nahi bata sakta.. bas itna jaan lo.. ki books gang bhi chalti hai is college mein.. agar tumhe usme shamil hona hai to sham ko 8 baje library mein milna "
" 8 baje ? library ke band hone ke baad? tera baap ghusayega udhar? " shruti ko uspar gussa aa raha tha. Manpreet sahi gali deti hai ise aur ise uske uppar laitna hai.. sahi todta hai iska baap ise. Usne man hi man use kos dala.
" jo kaam darwaja band hone ke baad hote hain tabhi raaz bante hai.. khulle mein bant diye to fir sabhi ko malum chal jayenge, vaise bhi ye baat kisi ko malum nahi chalni chahie ki library mein aise koi books bhi rakhi jati hai.. ab main chalta hun " gaggan bol kar wahan se nikal gaya. Shruti ko itna gussa aya ki uska man kiya uske piche waise hi chappal lekar bhage jaise abhi ek ladka bhaga tha.
" kaisa chutiya admi hai ye? ek taraf keh raha hai books ke bare mein batate nahi dusri taraf wahan bkhair kar gaya hai.. kaise jhelte ho tum ise? " shruti vishal par gurrai.
" jaise tum aaruhi ko " vishal ne chote jawab ke piche kuch keh hi nahi payi, baat hi itni sahi kahi thi usne.
" mujhe bas ye janna hai ki mote ko books ke bare mein kaise malum hua "
" tum kyun itni interested ho, vaise bhi uski kahani.. "
" bakwas hai i know.. lekin fir bhi.. i wanted to.. "
" but why? " vishal abhi bhi confuse tha.
" kyun ki aaruhi bhi library mein time spend karti thi vishal.. " shruti ne jaise ek hi line mein vishal ko uske sawal ka satik jawab de diya tha.
" yani tumhe lagta hai aaruhi ne wahi books padi hogi jo gaggan ne dikhai aur uska asar hua hoga uspar "
" han bilkul aur ye chiz aaruhi ke treatment mein kaam aa sakti hai.. isliye tum apne room partner se pucho ki use kaise malum hua.. kaise karoge i don't know.. bas karoge.. " shruti jawab na sunnte hue wahan se class ki taraf badhi tabhi ek ladka tezzi se badbadata hua uske samne se nikal gaya.
" bhosdiwala.. " shruti ka dimag bahut disturb tha isliye vo apni class ki taraf badh gayi. Vaise bhi Prem Kumar mishra ki class thi agar time par nahi pahunchi to sharir daboch lenge sabke samne. Shruti corridor mein hi thi ki usne dekha ki mishraji andar hi ghus rahe hain, vo pahunchti use pehle vo andar aur vo khud bahar thi, ab permission leni jaruri thi.
" main andar aa jaun sir " shruti ne bina dare kaha to mishraji ghum kar shruti ko niche se lekar uppar tak ghurne lage.
" kuch samay ki parwah hai ki nahi ... meri class mein late nahi atte ... tumko malum hai na.. "
" yes sir... vo nandini miss ke pas thi.. assignment ke liye... " shruti ne kaha to mishraji jo tayar the shruti ki maa behen karne ko vo shant padh gaye. Nandini miss ke bare mein sochte hue staff room mein kai baar muth mari hai aur agar kisi din kabhi vo jhuk kar zameen se kuch uthane ke liye jhuk jaye to us din to muth se mishraji ka kaam nahi chalta tha vo us din apni biwi ko do baar chodte the.. fir bhi man nahi bharta to do goli kha kar fir chodte the. Par nandini miss ke sharir ki khubsu vo mitate jarur the.
" theek hai jao.. par aage se dhayan rakhna.. vaise hum puchenge ki kaun se project ke bare mein jankari le rahi thi tum... " shruti janti thi ki nandini miss use bacha hi legi, isliye bachte hue vo jaise hi apni seat ki taraf badhi to hairan reh gayi aur wahin ruk gayi. Aaruhi wahan baithi use ghur rahi thi aur vo aaruhi ko. " ab kya tumhari seat tak utha kar rakh aye tumhe.. vaise hume koi apati to nahi hogi tumhe uthane mein.. lekin agar kuch idhar udhar hath gaya to tumhe jarur ho jayegi.. " mishra ne jab shruti ki izat par vaar kiya tab vo hosh mein ayi aur sidhe seat par jaa baithi. Vaise to mishra ki class mein kewal mishra ke koi nahi bolta lekin shruti se raha nahi jane wala tha isliye baithte sath hi do minute ke andar vo bol padi.
" tujhe itni tez bukhar tha tu yahan kaise ayi? "
" kaisa bukhar? main to theek hun ek dum.. "
" aise kaise.. " shruti ne uske hath par apna hath rakha aur fir mathe par to uska sharir ek dum thanda pada tha. " behenchod ye kaise hua..subah to tap rahi thi "
" ho sakta hai.. par tu nahi thi to naha kar itna acha laga ki class lene ki soch li aur aa gayi " aaruhi ne jawab diya aur mishra jo adha raha tha uspar dhayan dene lagi, " aise kya ghur rahi hai, sawal kar lenge abhi mishraji to gadbad ho jayegi.. dhayan laga le... " aaurhi ne shruti ko toka to vo soch vichar karte hue mishraji ki baton mein dhayan dene lagi. Vaise bhi vo padane ke sath kahaniyan jada gadte the aur padate na ke barabar hi the. Padate padate vo apni kisi kahani mein chale gaye.. jahan par fir unki beti aa gayi jisme unhone bataya ki jabse uski beti se phone liya tabse uska dhayan sirf padai mein lagta tha warna ladkiyan ek baar bhatak jaye to fir bistaron par kisi ke niche hi bhatak rahi hoti hai... aisa unhone mana tha.. lekin ek baar jab unki beti naha kar nikli to unhone kuch aisa dekha jise vo aag babula ho gaye aur fir use itna pita itna pita ki uske baad se apne sharir ko bhi chune se darne lagi thi vo. Ab kisi ki himmat to nahi thi ki koi unse puche ki aisa unhone kya dekha tha? Par shruti ke man mein ek sawal aya ki ye apni beti ke kamre mein jhank kyun raha tha? Nihayati.. ghatiya insan hai ye mishra... class khatam hote hi shruti ne kaha.
" bechari beti... kaise rehti hogi "
" tu dekh lio ek din iski beti hi iska game bajayegi... " shruti ne kaha to aaruhi soch mein padh gayi " ab tu kaun si kahani sochne lagi "
" lavanya ke bare mein.. " aaruhi ne bas itna hi kaha. Shruti to vaise bhi aaruhi se koi bhi us vishay mein baat cheet hi karna nahi chahti thi.
" yahan mat kar.. class mein sab kaan lagaye baithe rehte hai vaise bhi.. lunch time mein baat karte hai... vaise ye bata.. teri jo padosan thi.. kya naam tha uska "
" kalpana didi "
" han.. uski shadi ho rahi hai.. ladka to dikha kaisa hai... "
" tu badi haramzadi hai.. ruk dikhati hun.. " aaruhi ne kalpana se kab baat ki thi ye shruti ko nahi pata tha aur use yahi laga tha ki vo mana karegi ki uske pas nahi hai lekin vo thi uske pas.. vaise to koi badi baat nahi thi.. par use lagi.. Usne photo dikhai.. ek ke baad do teen photo thi.
" bada hi hawttt hai ... sharing basis mein milega kya? "
" chii... u are chiii... " aaruhi ne phone band kiya aur uske baad hum jab tak apni gand tikaye baithe rahe jab tak back to back class nahi ho gayi. Lunch atte hi shruti aaruhi ko class se lekar aise nikli jaise jail se chhuti ho. Canteen pahunche to wahan paya ki canteen band hai.. wajah andar ho rahi construction thi lekin temperary basis par dusri jagah jahan pehle kabhi canteen hua karti thi wahan par laga di gayi thi. Ye jagah inki branch ki building se thodi dur.. electronics, mechnicals aur mba ke bich mein bani hui thi. Jo abhi tak part function walle saman ke rakhne ki jagah thi. Initially ye yahan isliye banai gayi thi ki sabhi branch ke bache ek sath mile jhule par fir sab ko pata hai ki sabko apni branch badi pasand hoti hai lekin sirf dusri branch ko dikhane ke liye khud bhale hi gali bakte ho.. Isi chakar mein kai bar ek dusre mein bhidant ho chuki thi aur jiski wajah se management ne sabhi branches ko apni apni canteen dene ka faisla kiya. Campus itna bada tha.. ki jahan ankh dalo wahan kuch bana diya jaye. Aaruhi aur shruti wahan jaa baithe aur ek chota si height ka ladka unki table se guzra.
" bhaiya.. ek samosa.. do chai... aur ek pakoda dena... " shruti fauran boli.
" order dena hai to us khidki par akar do .... yahan hath mein nahi milega " bol kar vo wahan se chala gaya.
" abe teri.. salle... " shruti fauran boli to vo shruti ko ghurne laga " ghurta kya hai be.. ladki chedega.. " jab shruti ne ladki wala card khola to vo chotu jaldi se wahan se nikal gaya. Aaruhi use shant karke baithane ki kosish karne lagi.
" har kisi se kyun ladna hota hai tujhe "
" ise swag kehte hai "
" tu aur teri bhasha.. pata nahi kahan se sikhti hai sab.. ab bhuk lag rahi hai.. khubsu to chole bhature ki bhi aa rahi hai.. vo bhi lekar aa na.. "
" dekar jayega "
" nahi ayega.. sab laa rahe hai. jaa na.. "
" sala har kaam tum humse hi karwaoge ab... " shruti alas karti hui khadi hui aur us khidki ki taraf badhi jahan se sab khane ka saman le jaa rahe the. Shruti halka sa jhuki aur khidki ke andar muh dalte hue boli. " samosa chai aur chole bhature milenge.. "
" kiti chai, kitne samose "
" do aur ek plate bhature " shruti ke kehte sath hi usne andar awaz mari aur shruti se paise le liye.
" kitna time lagega? "
" panch minute " Shruti ne apna sar bahar nikala aur palat kar aaruhi ki taraf dekhne lagi jo mobile par message likhne mein vyast thi. Ise dekh kar kahin se lag nahi raha ki ise kuch hua hai ya ise kuch yaad hai.. ye mental problem nahi to kya hai? Jo hota hai vo yaad nahi rehta... jo ho raha hai use kisi ko malum nahi chalta ki is ladki ko kuch hua hai.. dubara se ghar jane wali baat chedu? itni pareshan thi lavanya ko lekar ab jaise kuch hua hi na ho.. jald se jald kuch sochna padega.. shruti soch mein dubi thi ki ek awaz ne uska dhayan toda.
" bhai... aur kitna time lagega.. "
" panch minute aur " andar se awaz ayi.
" sala panch minute panch minute karte karte pura aydha ghanta kha chuke ho tum.. hum bata rahe hain.. bahut zoron se bhook laga hai humko.. ab panch minute hum yihhin.. khade hai... ab agar nahi mila to jo andar bana raha hai use baat karwana hamari.. " shruti us ladke ko ghur rahi thi, normal si shirt pent aur niche chapal pehne hua tha. Baal ek dum tel mein latpat kiye kanghi se chipka rakha tha. " aap yihan panch minute se jada khada rahegi.. to bhi apko saman nahi milega.. sabko ye yuhi hi tarka rahe hai kewal... " is baar usne shruti se kaha.
" hmm " shruti bas itna hi boli aur fir use dekhne lagi.
" kab doge bhaiyaji.. hamare UP mein agar itna samay lagta na to abhi tak samose ki jagah us bande ko tal diye hote hum.. "
" laa rahe hain bhaiya.. ruk jao.. kyun dimag kha rahe ho " andar se baitha admi chid-chidate hue bola.
" are kya laa rahe ho laa rahe ho kar rahe ho bhai.. aydhe ghante se tumhare samose nahi talle gaye... alloo bhare ho ya fir lohe ka sariya jo abhi tak tala nahi gaya hai.. dekh rahe ho madamji.. in logon ka haal ek kaam samay par nahi karte.. paisa pehle le liya.. " vo dono jagah baat karne laga, shruti ne koi pratiktriya nahi di vo bas khadi rahi. " lao bhaiya hamara paiysa do hume.. hum bahar se lakar kha lenge.. tum nahi doge hume "
" paisa vapis nahi milta bhai.. ruk jao samosa aa raha hai "
" yee kya baat hui paysa nahi milega.. dadagiri hai tum logon ki dadagiri.. kal se hum yahin tumhare canteen mein bahar se samosa lakar khayenge.. "
" aise bahar se nahi laa sakte, allowed nahi hai "
" kaise allow nahi karoge.. hum yahin khayenge.. dekhte hain tum kya karoge.. sab sala humko mil kar chutiya bana rahe hai.. " us ladke ki baat sun andar baitha admi apni jagah chhod kar andar chala gaya. Uske jane ke baad usne kanghi nikal kar apni shirt se saaf ki thoda thuk kar kanghi glli karke ungliyun se us thuk ko kanghi par mala aur fir baalon par fera diya. Shruti use dekh apni hansi nahi rok paa rahi thi. " aee sala humko aaj samosa dega hi nahi.. madamji lagta hai aap bhi samose ka hi intezar kar rahi hai? "
" hmmji.. " shruti ne hansi rokte hue kaha.
" fir to bhul hi jaiye.. ye dukan wala samose ghee ki jagah pani mein tal raha hai aaj nahi milenge.. "
" kya karein.. ab bhukk itni lagi hai.. ki khade rehna padh raha hai.. lekin hume yakeen hai ki jaise aapne abhi andar danta hai use vo dar gaya hoga aur samose jaldi le ayega " shruti ne bhi maskare lete hue kaha. Shruti ki baat sun use extra josh aa gaya.
" ek kaam kijeye.. aap jakar baithiye.. hum apke samose apke sthan par hi pahunchate hai.. apko dikat nahi honi chahie.. mahilaon ko to dikkat vaise bhi nahi honi chahie "
" par aap kyun takleef lenge "
" takleef kaisa isme.. aap bas jaiye.. baithaiye aram se... hum is dukan wale ko zara ache se samjha dein ki samose kaise bante hai.. jaiye jaiye... "
" pakka? "
" bilkul... " itna bol kar vo ladka khidki ke andar muh ghusa kar chillaya " bhaiyaa samosaa.. de do.. warna hum tumhari tijori mein se paysa chura lenge.. apna bhi aur un madam ka bhi.. " shruti uski baat sun kar wapis apni jagah par aa baithi.
" tu aa gayi khali hath.. " aaruhi ne mobile se nazar hata kar uski taraf dekha.
" are yar .. lambi kahani hai..chhod.. samosa aa jayega.. do char minute mein "
" par apne aap kaise... " aaurhi itna boli ki uska phone bajne laga. " mom ka phone aa raha hai.. " shruti ko bolte hue aaruhi ne phone pick kiya, " helo... hello.. awaz nahi aa rahi ... " vo baat karte karte uth gayi aur canteen se bahar nikal gayi. Uske jane par shruti ne phone nikala aur vishal ko message kiya.
" anything? "
" ? " vishal ne reply bheja.
" about books vishal.. " shruti ne mad wala smily bheja.
" ohh sorry.. no i mean.. yes.. i am trying.. par vo kuch nahi bata raha.. let me see what i can do "
" i'll text you soon, hows aaruhi? " vishal ka message padh kar vo reply karti use pehle ek awaz se uska dhayan tuta. Shruti ne samne dekha to vo hairan reh gayi, do chai, do plate samose aur bhature manage karte hue us ladke ne table par rakha, sath mein hi ek samosa uske hath mein bhi tha.
" iske alawa aur kuch nahi diya usne "
" iske alawa aur kuch tha bhi nahi... thank you so much.. apne itni help ki "
" hamara farz tha.. aap mushkil mein thi aur hume use dur karna tha " usne itna hi bola ki agle hi pal scene badal gaya. Us ladke ne jo apna samosa pakda hua tha vo niche gira aur vo piche ki taraf gir gaya. Ye sab itni jaldi hua ki sambhalne ka mauka nahi mila, ek ladka tezi se uski taraf aya aur uski shirt pakad kar usko zameen se uthaya.
" kyun be salle.. subah bada bol raha tha ... chappal se marega... hain.. bol... jada galiyan dene ati hai.. madarchod " usne ek thapad jhadte hue kaha.
" bhayankar ladai hone wali hai.. " shruti badbadai.
" han dunga gali... tujhe tere khandar ko dunga bhainchod... " vo ladka thapad khane ke baad bola. Itna sun samne wale ladke ne ek ke baad ek teen char thapad jad diye. Ab tak canteen mein bahut sare bache ikhate ho chuke the kuch tamasha dekhne ke liye to kuch us ladke ke sath the, jisme kuch ladkiyan bhi maujud thi. " aur maar bahinchod.. aur maar.. baad mein jab hum tumhari gand mein agarbatti jalayenge.. tab ana tum... mahitrachoddd.d.... " us ladke ne thukte hue kaha jiski wajah se uspar jo pakad thi vo dhilli ho gayi aur vo chhut gaya.
" salle gandu... " chehre se thuk saaf karte hue vo uske uppar lapka to is baar vo pehle se hi tayar tha usne chapal nikali rubber wali jiska sole mota tha aur de thap uske chehre par de mari, ek chappal khate hi vo sehzada sana gaya.
" aa bhosdikee.. aa... teri bahina na chhod di humne to kehna.. aa naa mahitaraachod... " chappal ko talvar ki tarah pakadte hue usne lalkara jise sun vo ladka fir aage bada par hua bilkul wahi jo 10 second pehle hua tha, chappal sar-sarati hui zor dar uske chehre par padi aur is baar uska gaal kat gaya.
" maaaa... behenchod... ne gaal faad diya.. " dard mein vo jaise hi bilbilaya to uski chamiya uske pass ayi " raghav are you ok...? ohh god blood nikal raha hai tumhe to, you guys.. kaise dost ho jao marro is asshole ko " vo ladki ne use ghura aur gusse mein chillai lekin wahan unme se ek bhi nahi hila.
" jo abhi in mahutarma ne bola wahi ho tum log.. gand ke ched... jise mein hugta hun.. inka mujhe malum nahi... aao dum hai to.. abhi tum sehzadon ke ched ko bada kiye deta hun.. "
" raghav.. hum koi ladai nahi chahte.. HOD bahut todega hamari.. tu dekh bhai.. teri bandi aur is ladke ka jhagda hai.. vaise bhi galti to tumhari hi hai "
" meri galti hai? theek hai mana meri hai.. par subah isne tumhare hi roommate ko bhagaya tha.. uska bhi badla nahi le sakte tum "
" jab vo nahi le raha to hum kyun lein.. uske chakar main hum bhi peete... HOD se bhi gand tudwaye.. vo hero banne chala tha kyun ki use tumhe jo impress karna tha.. agar use itna hi hota to abhi bhi ata, aya nahi na.. hum raghav ki help karne aye the darane dhamkane... maar peet nahi.. " bol kar raghav jin doston ko sath laya tha vo chale gaye. Meenakshi ne raghav ko khada kiya, uske honton ke kinare se khoon beh raha tha. Raghav use ghurta raha aur vo chappal hath mein datte khada raha, jiske baad raghav ne meenakshi ka hath jhatkara jo usne kandhe par rakha hua tha aur use ghurte hue wahan se chala gaya. " raghav.... raghav.... " meenakshi uske piche nikal gayi. Un sabhi ke jane ke baad hi usne apni chapal niche fenki aur pehnte hue apni shirt theek karne laga. Jeb se kanghi nikali aur balon par firata hua unhe theek karne laga. Halki blue color ki shirt gandi ho chuki thi " inke paison ka hi powder se dhounga ye shirt... are bahinchod hamara samosa... " jaise hi use apne samose ki yaad ayi vo apne dhul mein mile samose ki aaur badha jiske allo samose ki chatti tod kar bahar felh chuke the, ab usme kuch nahi bacha tha.
" bahinchod.. samosa khane ke baad aa jata... " usne samose ke allo uthaye aur fir wahin fenk diye. Uska chehra udasi mein tabdeel ho gaya, dubara kharidne ke paise nahi the uske pas. Isliye vo bhuje man se wahan se jata use pehle shruti ne use rok liya.
" mere pas ek extra samosa hai, chaho to le sakte ho " shruti ki baat sun uske chehre par raunak aa gayi.
" aap hume dena chahti hai pakka? "
" hmm.. tum le sakte ho.. "
" ji bahut shukriya.. " usne apne hath jhade aur table se samosa utha lia.
" tumhe lagi to nahi "
" uhmm... naa..hi... hume..nahi lagti.. " samose ko thuste hue vo bola.
" kya naam hai tumhara? " shruti bas aaruhi ke ane tak ka intezar kar rahi thi isliye uske sath time pas kar rahi hti.
" meghnath " shruti chai pite pite hi ruk gayi uska naam sun kar..
" meghnath..? like fuck.. what.. meghnath.. behenchod aisa naam kaun sa ghar wala rakhta hai.. " shruti use ghurti rah gayi itne mein uska phone bajne laga. Shruti ne phone dekha to uspar likha aa raha tha 'Aaruhi Mom' jise dekh shruti soch mein padh gayi.
(Late Add-on 
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..ye kissa padhke bachpan ki yaade taaza ho gayi
Bhai wahi to main tha.. shruti use vo bata rahi thi jo actual aur non-actual mein ghum raha tha.. aaruhi hi supriya thi... aurshruti ko usne megha bana rakha tha.. quote isliye kiya taki batein connect kar pao.. confuse na ho.. ye chapter kahani ka first bhag tha aur first chapter second bhag... 
