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Mast aur ekdum bawal story lagi ab tak boleto 3 update padhe unme meko apni life dikhikhair mazak se hatke story bohot mazedar bc khaskar gaav ke scene jis tarah hi dikhaye ju ne wo lajavab tha khair abhi tak 3 hi update padha maine aur aage mai dheere dheere padhega apan
khair lage raho apan dheere dheere pohochega 30 se upar update ke.Keep it up and keep going in bhai !!
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मुझे भी रेणुका कही लगा था, और ये दीक्षा वाला मैटर भी क्लियर ही करवा दो, वैसे मुझे अजय ही उसका भी लास्ट रिजॉर्ट लगता है।Update 11- Jhand he sab !
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : HiI saw u in parking lot today. Tune bataya nahi ke teri gf bhi he !
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To be continued …
Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .
Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,
Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !
Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?
Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?
Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .
Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?
Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …
Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !
Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.
Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap
Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .
Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !
Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?
Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !
Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .
Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.
Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?
Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?
Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.
Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.
Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?
Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .
Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle
Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .
Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !
Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .
Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .
Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .
Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .
Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !
Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?
Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,
Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?
Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deogalti ho gayi me he bawla ho gaya tha abse bistar leke yahi rehne aaunga roj raat ko , thik he na ?
Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.
Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .
Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …
Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !
Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !
Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,
Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.
Me : Ji thik he .
Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?
Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .
Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .
Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.
Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !
Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.
Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc
Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.
Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.
Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.
Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.
Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !
Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .
Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .
Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .
Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…
B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?
Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.
Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye
B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?
Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi
BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .
Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?
BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .
Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .
Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega
Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.
Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .
Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.
Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .
Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,
Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.
Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !
Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.
Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.
Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .
Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .
Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.
Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .
Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .
Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .
Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.
Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.
Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .
Me : Andar aau sir ji ?
BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?
Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.
Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,
BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?
Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho
BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.
Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
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Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Thakur bhai.....Update 11- Jhand he sab !
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : Hi
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To be continued …
Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .
Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,
Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !
Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?
Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?
Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .
Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?
Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …
Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !
Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.
Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap
Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .
Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !
Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?
Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !
Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .
Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.
Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?
Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?
Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.
Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.
Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?
Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .
Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle
Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .
Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !
Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .
Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .
Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .
Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .
Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !
Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?
Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,
Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?
Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deo
Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.
Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .
Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …
Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !
Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !
Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,
Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.
Me : Ji thik he .
Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?
Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .
Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .
Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.
Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !
Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.
Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc
Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.
Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.
Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.
Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.
Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !
Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .
Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .
Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .
Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…
B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?
Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.
Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye
B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?
Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi
BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .
Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?
BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .
Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .
Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega
Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.
Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .
Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.
Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .
Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,
Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.
Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !
Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.
Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.
Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .
Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .
Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.
Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .
Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .
Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .
Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.
Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.
Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .
Me : Andar aau sir ji ?
BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?
Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.
Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,
BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?
Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho
BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.
Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
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Update 11- Jhand he sab !
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : Hi
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To be continued …
Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .
Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,
Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !
Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?
Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?
Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .
Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?
Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …
Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !
Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.
Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap
Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .
Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !
Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?
Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !
Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .
Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.
Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?
Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?
Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.
Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.
Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?
Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .
Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle
Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .
Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !
Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .
Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .
Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .
Badhiya update bhai
Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .
Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !
Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?
Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,
Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?
Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deo
Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.
Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .
Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …
Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !
Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !
Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,
Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.
Me : Ji thik he .
Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?
Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .
Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .
Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.
Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !
Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.
Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc
Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.
Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.
Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.
Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.
Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !
Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .
Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .
Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .
Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…
B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?
Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.
Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye
B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?
Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi
BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .
Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?
BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .
Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .
Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega
Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.
Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .
Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.
Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .
Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,
Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.
Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !
Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.
Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.
Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .
Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .
Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.
Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .
Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .
Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .
Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.
Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.
Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .
Me : Andar aau sir ji ?
BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?
Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.
Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,
BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?
Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho
BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.
Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
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Bahot badhiya update bhaiUpdate 11- Jhand he sab !
Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.
Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !
Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.
Renuka : Hi
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To be continued …
Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .
Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,
Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !
Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?
Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?
Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .
Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?
Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …
Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !
Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.
Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap
Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .
Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !
Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?
Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !
Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .
Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.
Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?
Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?
Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.
Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.
Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?
Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .
Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle
Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .
Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !
Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .
Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .
Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .
Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .
Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !
Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?
Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,
Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?
Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deo
Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.
Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .
Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …
Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !
Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !
Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,
Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.
Me : Ji thik he .
Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?
Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .
Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .
Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.
Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !
Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.
Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc
Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.
Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.
Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.
Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.
Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !
Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .
Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .
Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .
Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…
B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?
Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.
Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye
B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?
Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi
BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .
Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?
BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .
Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .
Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega
Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.
Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .
Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.
Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .
Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,
Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.
Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !
Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.
Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.
Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .
Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .
Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.
Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .
Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .
Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .
Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.
Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.
Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .
Me : Andar aau sir ji ?
BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?
Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.
Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,
BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?
Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho
BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.
Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
Vinod ko kaam lagwa dia or BM ke rishtedar ko gher dilwa hi samjho ab jab Renuka dekhegi Ajay ko yaha dekhegi tab kia reaction aata h dekhna dilchasp hoga
Shaandar update bhai