Fantasy Pralay

[Thakur]

INDEX

Introduction​

Update 1​	Update 2​	Update 3​	Update 4​	Update 5​
Update 6​	Update 7​	Update 8​	Pralay 1​	Pralay 2​
Pralay 3​	Update 9​	Update 10​	Update 11​	Update 12​
Update 13​	Update 14​	Update 15​	Update 16​	Update 17​
Update 18​	Update 19​	Update 20​	Update 21​	Update 22​
Update 23​	Update 24​	Update 25​	Update 26​	Update​

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[Thakur]

nice1

Thanks Bhai

 

[Thakur]

Update 13 : Prem rog !​

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Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …



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To be continued …



Uss diwar pe tangi hui photo ko dekh ke meri dhadkan badhne lagi ,jee kiya ke kaanch tod ke andar jaau aur mere ek jor ka mukka maara kaanch pe par wo tuta nahi ulta mere haath ko lagi . Me bawla ho ke aaspaas dekhne laga ke kuchh mil jaaye tab dekha ke niche ek garden me istemal hone wala aujaar he jisse mitti khod sakte he, me lagbhag kudte hue niche utra aur usse leke upar aaya, mene uss aujar ko khidki ke centre wale gap daala aur pressure daalne laga, thoda jor lagane ke baad khidki ka andar wala bolt hat gaya aur khidki khul gayi. Mene mobile ki torch ON ki aur andar gaya ,Ye kamra kaafi saalo se band pada hoga jo yaha itni dhool jama hui he upar se yaha dum bhi ghutt raha he. Mene uss diwar wali purani Black and white photo ko apne hath me liya aur usse gaur se dekhne laga, uske baju me jo Kaale tendue (Black panther) ka sir tha wo ab mere liye jhaant jaisa tha jaise uski koi value na ho kyonki iss photo me bohot kuchh samazne wala tha, bohot se raaj chhupe hue saamne ayenge, kal tak mere paas sau (100) sawal the ab wo waha hajar naye sawal he, par koi na jindagi ka matlab he hai ulaljhna fir sulajhna .

Mene uss photo ke kai sare photo liye taaki koi detail miss na ho, fir usse wapas diwar pe laga ke rakha. Fir ek baar uss room ka jaayja liya, room ka darwaja bahar se locked tha matlab uss side jaana hoga. Room me baba aadam ke jamane wale kisi majbut lakdi ke bane 3 sanduk dikhe, jin me se 2 ke upar kuchh nahi tha par tisre ke upar gajab ki nakaashi ki gayi thi jo dhool chadhne ke bawjud aankho me bhar rahi thi. Mene apna rookh kitabo wali almari ki or kiya aur dekha ke yaha jo bhi kitab he wo alag alag bhashao me he, hindi me ek bhi nahi he ,hindi chhodo English wali bhi sirf 1-2 he hai aur wo bhi koi faltu jaisi. Kitaabo ko padhne ka mera bohot mann kar raha tha par andar ka kuchh bhi na padh paane ke karan me frustrate hone laga. Fir dusri almari me dekha to waha 3-4 sanskrit wali books ya granth kahu mili. Ye granth ajib the ,kyonki baki books printed the par isme kaafi saari jagaho se Sanskrit panno ke photos liye gaye the aur unke baare me side me kisi English jaisi bhasha me notes likhe hue the. Maine usse bhi niche rakha aur dekhne laga ke kahi pe un 3 sanduko ki chaabi milti he kya ! Kaafi der dhunda par chaabi mili nahi par Ashwini ka phone jarur aaya,

Ashwini : Kaha ho tum ? Kab se phone laga rahi thi me ek baar bhi nahi laga , bolo ab..

Me : Idhar paas wale Parvan gaon me hu, tera he kaam kar raha tha ,uss Vinod ko kaam pe lagaya he yaha ke bank me .

Ashwini : Ha to ho gaya na uska kaam ? Ab ghar aa jao…nahi ghar nahi tumhare kheto pe aana sidha ,bye !

Phone me uske aaspas shor sunai diya to me samaz gaya ke iske ghar pe mehmaan abhi bhi hai. Me uss room se nikla ,khidki daba ke lagai aur wapas bank me aaya, bank manager to tha nahi to Vinod se he jaake mila, wo computer pe baith ke kaam sikh raha tha aur uske sath ek ladki jo shayad waha ki he staff hogi wo use sikha rahi thi.

Me : aur Vinod ji kaam badhiya chal raha he na ?

Vinod apni jagah se khada hua aur mere gale laga,

Vinod : Bohot bohot shukriya Ajay bhai, meri doobti naiya ko paar lagaya bhai tumne , bohot bohot ehsaan hue aapke mere upar .

Wo bohot jyada emotional ho gaya tha aur mere aaspaas ke log hume dekhne lage the to mene kursi pe bithaya ,

Me : Bass kya bhai ,itna he dost samza ke ehsaan ki bhasha karne lage ? Ha agar thanks bolna he to Ashwini se keh dena, Waise kaam jamm raha he tumhe to yahi continue karo ab. Thik he, me chalta hu ab shaam hone ko hai to tum bhi dekh lo kaise chalta he sab.

Usse vida lekar me apne gaon ki or badha, Iss waqt me bahar se bhale he bike chala raha tha par andar jo tufaan uthe ja rahe the wo thamne ka naam he nahi le rahe the, wo photo jo aaj mili uska to thik he par jo purane jakham the wo firse sir uthane lage the. Issi bich meri ankho ke saamne Ashwini ka chehra dikha jisse maine uss kapde ki dukaan me uss ghagra choli me imagine kiya tha ,kitni pyaari lag rahi thi wo ! bhale he meri kalpana ka hissa ho ye sab par iss kalpana maatr se mere chehre pe muskaan aayi jo mere dil se nikli thi. Uski yaado me khoya me bike chala raha tha side se sann kar ke ek car gayi to me hosh me aaya, hamare gaon ke road jyada bade nahi hote jaise sheher1 me he par itne chhote bhi nahi ke koi aise cut maar ke chala jaaye ,par wo ab ja chuka tha aur me bhi sambhal gaya tha. Gaon aakar meri najar Nisha ke mithai ki dukaan pe gayi to socha ke kuchh nashta le lu, waise bhi dopahar ko kuchh khaya he nahi to bhook bhi lagne lagi thi. Dukan me Nisha se bhi baat kar ke use Vinod ke kaam pe jaane ki khush khabri dene ka socha par galle pe uska sasur baitha tha to bas namaste kiya 8-10 samose aur cold-drink leke hamare kheto par gaya . Ashwini abhi tak yaha aayi nahi thi to me khaat pe let gaya aur dhalte Surya ko dekhne laga, ek or surya dhal raha tha aur dusri aur Chandroday hone laga tha ,uss gulabi aasman ke niche chalti thandi hawa me mai madhosh hone laga aur so gaya.

Me nind me tha aur kisi ke hath pherne se meri nind toot chuki thi aankhe kholi to Ashwini khaat pe mere sirhaane baithi thi aur meri or pyaar bhari najari se dekh rahi thi. Ek najar wo uski bass uski wo ek najar itni gehri thi ke meri aankhe uski aankho se mili aur dhadkan badhne lagi ,aisa laga jaise haatho me halka sa current dauda ho ,aaspaas kya chal raha he uska kuchh pata nahi tha muze , bass hum dono ek dusre me kho se gaye the .

Sabse pehle wo sambhal gayi aur najre fer ke khaat se uthne lagi par maine uska haath pakad liya aur me bhi uth ke baitha. Kal tak steering wheel uske haatho me tha par ab baaji palat chuki thi aur ye dor ab maine apne hatho me le li.



Mera dimag jo har baar bich me kudta tha wo aaj shaant shaant sa tha pura din, wo Ashwini ke aate he high alert pe rehta tha par aaj na jaane kambakht kaha marr gaya, uski gair-maujudagi me hum Majnu ban baithe the !

Maine Ashwini ko baithe baithe he pichhe se gale lagaya aur uske kandhe sir rakh ke puchha,

Me : Kaisi ho ?

Wo meri taraf mud ke dekhne lagi par usne firse apna sir ghuma liya ,

Ashwini : Shave kyu nahi karte tum ? Daadhi chubhti he tumhari .

Is pe maine use aur kas ke gale lagaya aur jaanbuz ke uske gaalo pe apne gaal ragadne laga, wo bhi apna hath mere gaal pe rakh ke sehelaane lagi . kuchh der hum aise he ek dusre me khoye rahe the ke mere pet se kunmunane ki awaj aayi to meri baho se nikal ke sidhe se baith gayi.

Ashwini : Tumne khana khaya tha dopahar ko ?

Me : Nahi, aaj waqt he nahi mila muze .

Ashwini : He bhagwaan ,bata dete to kam se kam saath me laati na me !

Mene uske aage samosa ki thaili rakhi aur uth ke muh haath dhone laga , wapas aake uske khaat pe baitha aur use khinch ke apni god me bithaya ,

Ashwini : Ae ae kya kar rahe Ajay tum ? Chhodo aur thik se baith ke pehle ise khao..

Me : Aaj aise he khana he bass aur kuchh nahi aur tumhare haatho se khana he .

Usne ek baar muze dekha aur samosa ko chatni laga ke muze khilane lagi ,pehla niwala maine thik se khaya aur jaise he wo dusra niwala khilane lagi mene halke se uski ugli kaati .

Ashwini : aao , kya kar rahe ho Ajay tum ? Ho kya gaya he aaj tumhe ? bhaang waang pi rakhi he kya tumne ?

Mene ek samosa uthaya aur chatni laga ke use khilaya ,

Me : Pyaar ho gaya he muze ,tuzse !

Ussne mere bol sune aur samosa khana chhod diya aur bass muze dekhne lagi.

Me : Baaki baat baad me karenge, abhi bass samosa khao aur ghar jao.

Humne samose kha liye aur wo apne ghar chali gayi, aaj uske andar ki chanchalta kahi aur he gayab ho gayi thi, aaj wo bass sadme me lagi. Par uske jaane ke kuchh der baad me bhi sadme me pada kyu ki Shri Shri Einstein ji chhutti se wapas aa gaye the.

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : ye kya hai be ? aur tu kidhar gayab tha saale pura din ? aaj kitni baar lavde lage he mere pata bhi he tuze ?

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : Ye kya 1 BHK ya 2 BHK laga rakha he chutiye tune ,idhar mere lavde lage he aur tera chutiyapa khatam nahi ho raha .

Dimag : Waah bsdke ,matlab okhli me sir bhi tum he daalo ,Land-mine ki pin nikal ke uspe tum he baith jao aur iljaam mere pe ? Chutiye jab se tune wo dukan wale ke yaha kaand kiya he na tabse me hang hua pada hu, muze lund samaz nahi aa raha ye ho kya raha he idhar .

Me : Aye aye rukk rukk me khali gussa ho gaya tha uss budhhe pe, itne me tu kaise gayab ho gaya ? aur chutiya kise bana raha he tu , tu khud mera hissa he aise kaise gayab ho gaya tu mere he bheje se ? Bol chutiye .

Wo chupp ho gaya ,matlab full silent .

Mera phone bajne se me apni special conference se bahar aaya , ghar se phone tha aur khane ka bulawa aa gaya tha.



Ghar aake me ek baar firse nahaya tab jaake fresh feel hua, khana khaate waqt sab chup the siwaye didi ke ,wo baar baar muze ghoor rahi thi par me apne me mast, besharamo jaisa khana khaya aur apne room me jaake let gaya.

Raat ke 2 baje the aur me piping wala topic clear kar raha tha ke darwaje pe halka sa knock hua.

Mene darwaja khola to didi thi,

Didi : side de .

Aur didi waise he muze dhakel ke andar ghusi gayi,

Me : Kya hua di ? kuchh chahiye tha kya aapko ?

Didi ne kuchh der muze dekha fir kaha,

Didi : Maine kaha tha na ke ladki ke chakkar se durr reh tu ,kaha tha na maine ?

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To be continued …


Word count : 2030

 

[Thakur]

Badhiya update bhai

Ab update padhane ki jarurat hi nahi hey Jake

Thakur sahab update to mst hain bhai ek aur update dedo bhai please

Pahali baar pada hai...........lekin maza barabr aya

Awesome and fantastic update bhai

Bahut hi shaandar update diya hai Thakur bhai....
Nice and lovely update....

पनचक्की से अजय की कोई पुरानी इमोशनल यादे जुड़ी हुई है तो लता मैडम के महलनुमा आफिस मे रखे हुए भालु और तेंदुआ के सिर से कोई इतिहास।
लेकिन किसी मरे हुए जानवर के अंग कुछ समय के बाद सड़ गल जाते है। लोग अधिकतर इनके खाल को अपने घर की शोभा बढ़ाने के लिए इस्तेमाल करते है।
भालु और तेंदुआ के सिर को आफिस मे रखने का औचित्य समझ नही आया।
और यह भी समझ नही आ रहा है कि तेंदुआ के आंखो का रंग पीला कैसे हो सकता है । इसके पहले भी तेंदुआ के पीले आंख का ही जिक्र किया गया था।

फिलहाल प्रत्येक अपडेट कुछ न कुछ सवाल लिए आ रहा है। पर यह बात तो है कि सस्पेंस अच्छा खासा बना रखा है आपने।

बहुत ही खूबसूरत अपडेट ठाकुर साहब।
आउटस्टैंडिंग अपडेट।

Atyadhik umda update Thakur bhai

To update dena ka jaldi

वो लीज पर लिया ऑफिस होगा, मालिक ने अपना सामान अभी भी रखा हुआ होगा

Bahot khoob shaandar update bhai
Aunty ko shak huwa kahi Ajay k saath beti ko bhej kuch gad bad tow nahi kerdi jab langdati huwi dekhna tow lekin Renuka n bataya tow tab shak khatam huwa
Yeh bhai sahab ko itna gussa kyon aa gaya tha ek dress hi tow thi baherhal dekhte h kia chakker h iska
Haweli ka bhi koyi Raaz hoga tabhi tow Ajay khichta chala Gaya uske paas
Dekhte h aage kia hota h
Shaandar

nice1

Update 13 posted
Give your feedback n reviews , aaj ek aur update dunga agar mast response mila to

 

[Shahrukh]

Zabardast update bhai

 

[Pagal king]

Update 13 : Prem rog !​

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Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …



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To be continued …



Uss diwar pe tangi hui photo ko dekh ke meri dhadkan badhne lagi ,jee kiya ke kaanch tod ke andar jaau aur mere ek jor ka mukka maara kaanch pe par wo tuta nahi ulta mere haath ko lagi . Me bawla ho ke aaspaas dekhne laga ke kuchh mil jaaye tab dekha ke niche ek garden me istemal hone wala aujaar he jisse mitti khod sakte he, me lagbhag kudte hue niche utra aur usse leke upar aaya, mene uss aujar ko khidki ke centre wale gap daala aur pressure daalne laga, thoda jor lagane ke baad khidki ka andar wala bolt hat gaya aur khidki khul gayi. Mene mobile ki torch ON ki aur andar gaya ,Ye kamra kaafi saalo se band pada hoga jo yaha itni dhool jama hui he upar se yaha dum bhi ghutt raha he. Mene uss diwar wali purani Black and white photo ko apne hath me liya aur usse gaur se dekhne laga, uske baju me jo Kaale tendue (Black panther) ka sir tha wo ab mere liye jhaant jaisa tha jaise uski koi value na ho kyonki iss photo me bohot kuchh samazne wala tha, bohot se raaj chhupe hue saamne ayenge, kal tak mere paas sau (100) sawal the ab wo waha hajar naye sawal he, par koi na jindagi ka matlab he hai ulaljhna fir sulajhna .

Mene uss photo ke kai sare photo liye taaki koi detail miss na ho, fir usse wapas diwar pe laga ke rakha. Fir ek baar uss room ka jaayja liya, room ka darwaja bahar se locked tha matlab uss side jaana hoga. Room me baba aadam ke jamane wale kisi majbut lakdi ke bane 3 sanduk dikhe, jin me se 2 ke upar kuchh nahi tha par tisre ke upar gajab ki nakaashi ki gayi thi jo dhool chadhne ke bawjud aankho me bhar rahi thi. Mene apna rookh kitabo wali almari ki or kiya aur dekha ke yaha jo bhi kitab he wo alag alag bhashao me he, hindi me ek bhi nahi he ,hindi chhodo English wali bhi sirf 1-2 he hai aur wo bhi koi faltu jaisi. Kitaabo ko padhne ka mera bohot mann kar raha tha par andar ka kuchh bhi na padh paane ke karan me frustrate hone laga. Fir dusri almari me dekha to waha 3-4 sanskrit wali books ya granth kahu mili. Ye granth ajib the ,kyonki baki books printed the par isme kaafi saari jagaho se Sanskrit panno ke photos liye gaye the aur unke baare me side me kisi English jaisi bhasha me notes likhe hue the. Maine usse bhi niche rakha aur dekhne laga ke kahi pe un 3 sanduko ki chaabi milti he kya ! Kaafi der dhunda par chaabi mili nahi par Ashwini ka phone jarur aaya,

Ashwini : Kaha ho tum ? Kab se phone laga rahi thi me ek baar bhi nahi laga , bolo ab..

Me : Idhar paas wale Parvan gaon me hu, tera he kaam kar raha tha ,uss Vinod ko kaam pe lagaya he yaha ke bank me .

Ashwini : Ha to ho gaya na uska kaam ? Ab ghar aa jao…nahi ghar nahi tumhare kheto pe aana sidha ,bye !

Phone me uske aaspas shor sunai diya to me samaz gaya ke iske ghar pe mehmaan abhi bhi hai. Me uss room se nikla ,khidki daba ke lagai aur wapas bank me aaya, bank manager to tha nahi to Vinod se he jaake mila, wo computer pe baith ke kaam sikh raha tha aur uske sath ek ladki jo shayad waha ki he staff hogi wo use sikha rahi thi.

Me : aur Vinod ji kaam badhiya chal raha he na ?

Vinod apni jagah se khada hua aur mere gale laga,

Vinod : Bohot bohot shukriya Ajay bhai, meri doobti naiya ko paar lagaya bhai tumne , bohot bohot ehsaan hue aapke mere upar .

Wo bohot jyada emotional ho gaya tha aur mere aaspaas ke log hume dekhne lage the to mene kursi pe bithaya ,

Me : Bass kya bhai ,itna he dost samza ke ehsaan ki bhasha karne lage ? Ha agar thanks bolna he to Ashwini se keh dena, Waise kaam jamm raha he tumhe to yahi continue karo ab. Thik he, me chalta hu ab shaam hone ko hai to tum bhi dekh lo kaise chalta he sab.

Usse vida lekar me apne gaon ki or badha, Iss waqt me bahar se bhale he bike chala raha tha par andar jo tufaan uthe ja rahe the wo thamne ka naam he nahi le rahe the, wo photo jo aaj mili uska to thik he par jo purane jakham the wo firse sir uthane lage the. Issi bich meri ankho ke saamne Ashwini ka chehra dikha jisse maine uss kapde ki dukaan me uss ghagra choli me imagine kiya tha ,kitni pyaari lag rahi thi wo ! bhale he meri kalpana ka hissa ho ye sab par iss kalpana maatr se mere chehre pe muskaan aayi jo mere dil se nikli thi. Uski yaado me khoya me bike chala raha tha side se sann kar ke ek car gayi to me hosh me aaya, hamare gaon ke road jyada bade nahi hote jaise sheher1 me he par itne chhote bhi nahi ke koi aise cut maar ke chala jaaye ,par wo ab ja chuka tha aur me bhi sambhal gaya tha. Gaon aakar meri najar Nisha ke mithai ki dukaan pe gayi to socha ke kuchh nashta le lu, waise bhi dopahar ko kuchh khaya he nahi to bhook bhi lagne lagi thi. Dukan me Nisha se bhi baat kar ke use Vinod ke kaam pe jaane ki khush khabri dene ka socha par galle pe uska sasur baitha tha to bas namaste kiya 8-10 samose aur cold-drink leke hamare kheto par gaya . Ashwini abhi tak yaha aayi nahi thi to me khaat pe let gaya aur dhalte Surya ko dekhne laga, ek or surya dhal raha tha aur dusri aur Chandroday hone laga tha ,uss gulabi aasman ke niche chalti thandi hawa me mai madhosh hone laga aur so gaya.

Me nind me tha aur kisi ke hath pherne se meri nind toot chuki thi aankhe kholi to Ashwini khaat pe mere sirhaane baithi thi aur meri or pyaar bhari najari se dekh rahi thi. Ek najar wo uski bass uski wo ek najar itni gehri thi ke meri aankhe uski aankho se mili aur dhadkan badhne lagi ,aisa laga jaise haatho me halka sa current dauda ho ,aaspaas kya chal raha he uska kuchh pata nahi tha muze , bass hum dono ek dusre me kho se gaye the .

Sabse pehle wo sambhal gayi aur najre fer ke khaat se uthne lagi par maine uska haath pakad liya aur me bhi uth ke baitha. Kal tak steering wheel uske haatho me tha par ab baaji palat chuki thi aur ye dor ab maine apne hatho me le li.



Mera dimag jo har baar bich me kudta tha wo aaj shaant shaant sa tha pura din, wo Ashwini ke aate he high alert pe rehta tha par aaj na jaane kambakht kaha marr gaya, uski gair-maujudagi me hum Majnu ban baithe the !

Maine Ashwini ko baithe baithe he pichhe se gale lagaya aur uske kandhe sir rakh ke puchha,

Me : Kaisi ho ?

Wo meri taraf mud ke dekhne lagi par usne firse apna sir ghuma liya ,

Ashwini : Shave kyu nahi karte tum ? Daadhi chubhti he tumhari .

Is pe maine use aur kas ke gale lagaya aur jaanbuz ke uske gaalo pe apne gaal ragadne laga, wo bhi apna hath mere gaal pe rakh ke sehelaane lagi . kuchh der hum aise he ek dusre me khoye rahe the ke mere pet se kunmunane ki awaj aayi to meri baho se nikal ke sidhe se baith gayi.

Ashwini : Tumne khana khaya tha dopahar ko ?

Me : Nahi, aaj waqt he nahi mila muze .

Ashwini : He bhagwaan ,bata dete to kam se kam saath me laati na me !

Mene uske aage samosa ki thaili rakhi aur uth ke muh haath dhone laga , wapas aake uske khaat pe baitha aur use khinch ke apni god me bithaya ,

Ashwini : Ae ae kya kar rahe Ajay tum ? Chhodo aur thik se baith ke pehle ise khao..

Me : Aaj aise he khana he bass aur kuchh nahi aur tumhare haatho se khana he .

Usne ek baar muze dekha aur samosa ko chatni laga ke muze khilane lagi ,pehla niwala maine thik se khaya aur jaise he wo dusra niwala khilane lagi mene halke se uski ugli kaati .

Ashwini : aao , kya kar rahe ho Ajay tum ? Ho kya gaya he aaj tumhe ? bhaang waang pi rakhi he kya tumne ?

Mene ek samosa uthaya aur chatni laga ke use khilaya ,

Me : Pyaar ho gaya he muze ,tuzse !

Ussne mere bol sune aur samosa khana chhod diya aur bass muze dekhne lagi.

Me : Baaki baat baad me karenge, abhi bass samosa khao aur ghar jao.

Humne samose kha liye aur wo apne ghar chali gayi, aaj uske andar ki chanchalta kahi aur he gayab ho gayi thi, aaj wo bass sadme me lagi. Par uske jaane ke kuchh der baad me bhi sadme me pada kyu ki Shri Shri Einstein ji chhutti se wapas aa gaye the.

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : ye kya hai be ? aur tu kidhar gayab tha saale pura din ? aaj kitni baar lavde lage he mere pata bhi he tuze ?

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : Ye kya 1 BHK ya 2 BHK laga rakha he chutiye tune ,idhar mere lavde lage he aur tera chutiyapa khatam nahi ho raha .

Dimag : Waah bsdke ,matlab okhli me sir bhi tum he daalo ,Land-mine ki pin nikal ke uspe tum he baith jao aur iljaam mere pe ? Chutiye jab se tune wo dukan wale ke yaha kaand kiya he na tabse me hang hua pada hu, muze lund samaz nahi aa raha ye ho kya raha he idhar .

Me : Aye aye rukk rukk me khali gussa ho gaya tha uss budhhe pe, itne me tu kaise gayab ho gaya ? aur chutiya kise bana raha he tu , tu khud mera hissa he aise kaise gayab ho gaya tu mere he bheje se ? Bol chutiye .

Wo chupp ho gaya ,matlab full silent .

Mera phone bajne se me apni special conference se bahar aaya , ghar se phone tha aur khane ka bulawa aa gaya tha.



Ghar aake me ek baar firse nahaya tab jaake fresh feel hua, khana khaate waqt sab chup the siwaye didi ke ,wo baar baar muze ghoor rahi thi par me apne me mast, besharamo jaisa khana khaya aur apne room me jaake let gaya.

Raat ke 2 baje the aur me piping wala topic clear kar raha tha ke darwaje pe halka sa knock hua.

Mene darwaja khola to didi thi,

Didi : side de .

Aur didi waise he muze dhakel ke andar ghusi gayi,

Me : Kya hua di ? kuchh chahiye tha kya aapko ?

Didi ne kuchh der muze dekha fir kaha,

Didi : Maine kaha tha na ke ladki ke chakkar se durr reh tu ,kaha tha na maine ?

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To be continued …


Word count : 2030

Badhiya........

 

[Thakur]

Zabardast update bhai

Thanks Bhai

 

[Thakur]

Badhiya........

Thanks

 

[Riky007]

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[parkas]

Update 13 : Prem rog !

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Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …



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Uss diwar pe tangi hui photo ko dekh ke meri dhadkan badhne lagi ,jee kiya ke kaanch tod ke andar jaau aur mere ek jor ka mukka maara kaanch pe par wo tuta nahi ulta mere haath ko lagi . Me bawla ho ke aaspaas dekhne laga ke kuchh mil jaaye tab dekha ke niche ek garden me istemal hone wala aujaar he jisse mitti khod sakte he, me lagbhag kudte hue niche utra aur usse leke upar aaya, mene uss aujar ko khidki ke centre wale gap daala aur pressure daalne laga, thoda jor lagane ke baad khidki ka andar wala bolt hat gaya aur khidki khul gayi. Mene mobile ki torch ON ki aur andar gaya ,Ye kamra kaafi saalo se band pada hoga jo yaha itni dhool jama hui he upar se yaha dum bhi ghutt raha he. Mene uss diwar wali purani Black and white photo ko apne hath me liya aur usse gaur se dekhne laga, uske baju me jo Kaale tendue (Black panther) ka sir tha wo ab mere liye jhaant jaisa tha jaise uski koi value na ho kyonki iss photo me bohot kuchh samazne wala tha, bohot se raaj chhupe hue saamne ayenge, kal tak mere paas sau (100) sawal the ab wo waha hajar naye sawal he, par koi na jindagi ka matlab he hai ulaljhna fir sulajhna .

Mene uss photo ke kai sare photo liye taaki koi detail miss na ho, fir usse wapas diwar pe laga ke rakha. Fir ek baar uss room ka jaayja liya, room ka darwaja bahar se locked tha matlab uss side jaana hoga. Room me baba aadam ke jamane wale kisi majbut lakdi ke bane 3 sanduk dikhe, jin me se 2 ke upar kuchh nahi tha par tisre ke upar gajab ki nakaashi ki gayi thi jo dhool chadhne ke bawjud aankho me bhar rahi thi. Mene apna rookh kitabo wali almari ki or kiya aur dekha ke yaha jo bhi kitab he wo alag alag bhashao me he, hindi me ek bhi nahi he ,hindi chhodo English wali bhi sirf 1-2 he hai aur wo bhi koi faltu jaisi. Kitaabo ko padhne ka mera bohot mann kar raha tha par andar ka kuchh bhi na padh paane ke karan me frustrate hone laga. Fir dusri almari me dekha to waha 3-4 sanskrit wali books ya granth kahu mili. Ye granth ajib the ,kyonki baki books printed the par isme kaafi saari jagaho se Sanskrit panno ke photos liye gaye the aur unke baare me side me kisi English jaisi bhasha me notes likhe hue the. Maine usse bhi niche rakha aur dekhne laga ke kahi pe un 3 sanduko ki chaabi milti he kya ! Kaafi der dhunda par chaabi mili nahi par Ashwini ka phone jarur aaya,

Ashwini : Kaha ho tum ? Kab se phone laga rahi thi me ek baar bhi nahi laga , bolo ab..

Me : Idhar paas wale Parvan gaon me hu, tera he kaam kar raha tha ,uss Vinod ko kaam pe lagaya he yaha ke bank me .

Ashwini : Ha to ho gaya na uska kaam ? Ab ghar aa jao…nahi ghar nahi tumhare kheto pe aana sidha ,bye !

Phone me uske aaspas shor sunai diya to me samaz gaya ke iske ghar pe mehmaan abhi bhi hai. Me uss room se nikla ,khidki daba ke lagai aur wapas bank me aaya, bank manager to tha nahi to Vinod se he jaake mila, wo computer pe baith ke kaam sikh raha tha aur uske sath ek ladki jo shayad waha ki he staff hogi wo use sikha rahi thi.

Me : aur Vinod ji kaam badhiya chal raha he na ?

Vinod apni jagah se khada hua aur mere gale laga,

Vinod : Bohot bohot shukriya Ajay bhai, meri doobti naiya ko paar lagaya bhai tumne , bohot bohot ehsaan hue aapke mere upar .

Wo bohot jyada emotional ho gaya tha aur mere aaspaas ke log hume dekhne lage the to mene kursi pe bithaya ,

Me : Bass kya bhai ,itna he dost samza ke ehsaan ki bhasha karne lage ? Ha agar thanks bolna he to Ashwini se keh dena, Waise kaam jamm raha he tumhe to yahi continue karo ab. Thik he, me chalta hu ab shaam hone ko hai to tum bhi dekh lo kaise chalta he sab.

Usse vida lekar me apne gaon ki or badha, Iss waqt me bahar se bhale he bike chala raha tha par andar jo tufaan uthe ja rahe the wo thamne ka naam he nahi le rahe the, wo photo jo aaj mili uska to thik he par jo purane jakham the wo firse sir uthane lage the. Issi bich meri ankho ke saamne Ashwini ka chehra dikha jisse maine uss kapde ki dukaan me uss ghagra choli me imagine kiya tha ,kitni pyaari lag rahi thi wo ! bhale he meri kalpana ka hissa ho ye sab par iss kalpana maatr se mere chehre pe muskaan aayi jo mere dil se nikli thi. Uski yaado me khoya me bike chala raha tha side se sann kar ke ek car gayi to me hosh me aaya, hamare gaon ke road jyada bade nahi hote jaise sheher1 me he par itne chhote bhi nahi ke koi aise cut maar ke chala jaaye ,par wo ab ja chuka tha aur me bhi sambhal gaya tha. Gaon aakar meri najar Nisha ke mithai ki dukaan pe gayi to socha ke kuchh nashta le lu, waise bhi dopahar ko kuchh khaya he nahi to bhook bhi lagne lagi thi. Dukan me Nisha se bhi baat kar ke use Vinod ke kaam pe jaane ki khush khabri dene ka socha par galle pe uska sasur baitha tha to bas namaste kiya 8-10 samose aur cold-drink leke hamare kheto par gaya . Ashwini abhi tak yaha aayi nahi thi to me khaat pe let gaya aur dhalte Surya ko dekhne laga, ek or surya dhal raha tha aur dusri aur Chandroday hone laga tha ,uss gulabi aasman ke niche chalti thandi hawa me mai madhosh hone laga aur so gaya.

Me nind me tha aur kisi ke hath pherne se meri nind toot chuki thi aankhe kholi to Ashwini khaat pe mere sirhaane baithi thi aur meri or pyaar bhari najari se dekh rahi thi. Ek najar wo uski bass uski wo ek najar itni gehri thi ke meri aankhe uski aankho se mili aur dhadkan badhne lagi ,aisa laga jaise haatho me halka sa current dauda ho ,aaspaas kya chal raha he uska kuchh pata nahi tha muze , bass hum dono ek dusre me kho se gaye the .

Sabse pehle wo sambhal gayi aur najre fer ke khaat se uthne lagi par maine uska haath pakad liya aur me bhi uth ke baitha. Kal tak steering wheel uske haatho me tha par ab baaji palat chuki thi aur ye dor ab maine apne hatho me le li.



Mera dimag jo har baar bich me kudta tha wo aaj shaant shaant sa tha pura din, wo Ashwini ke aate he high alert pe rehta tha par aaj na jaane kambakht kaha marr gaya, uski gair-maujudagi me hum Majnu ban baithe the !

Maine Ashwini ko baithe baithe he pichhe se gale lagaya aur uske kandhe sir rakh ke puchha,

Me : Kaisi ho ?

Wo meri taraf mud ke dekhne lagi par usne firse apna sir ghuma liya ,

Ashwini : Shave kyu nahi karte tum ? Daadhi chubhti he tumhari .

Is pe maine use aur kas ke gale lagaya aur jaanbuz ke uske gaalo pe apne gaal ragadne laga, wo bhi apna hath mere gaal pe rakh ke sehelaane lagi . kuchh der hum aise he ek dusre me khoye rahe the ke mere pet se kunmunane ki awaj aayi to meri baho se nikal ke sidhe se baith gayi.

Ashwini : Tumne khana khaya tha dopahar ko ?

Me : Nahi, aaj waqt he nahi mila muze .

Ashwini : He bhagwaan ,bata dete to kam se kam saath me laati na me !

Mene uske aage samosa ki thaili rakhi aur uth ke muh haath dhone laga , wapas aake uske khaat pe baitha aur use khinch ke apni god me bithaya ,

Ashwini : Ae ae kya kar rahe Ajay tum ? Chhodo aur thik se baith ke pehle ise khao..

Me : Aaj aise he khana he bass aur kuchh nahi aur tumhare haatho se khana he .

Usne ek baar muze dekha aur samosa ko chatni laga ke muze khilane lagi ,pehla niwala maine thik se khaya aur jaise he wo dusra niwala khilane lagi mene halke se uski ugli kaati .

Ashwini : aao , kya kar rahe ho Ajay tum ? Ho kya gaya he aaj tumhe ? bhaang waang pi rakhi he kya tumne ?

Mene ek samosa uthaya aur chatni laga ke use khilaya ,

Me : Pyaar ho gaya he muze ,tuzse !

Ussne mere bol sune aur samosa khana chhod diya aur bass muze dekhne lagi.

Me : Baaki baat baad me karenge, abhi bass samosa khao aur ghar jao.

Humne samose kha liye aur wo apne ghar chali gayi, aaj uske andar ki chanchalta kahi aur he gayab ho gayi thi, aaj wo bass sadme me lagi. Par uske jaane ke kuchh der baad me bhi sadme me pada kyu ki Shri Shri Einstein ji chhutti se wapas aa gaye the.

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : ye kya hai be ? aur tu kidhar gayab tha saale pura din ? aaj kitni baar lavde lage he mere pata bhi he tuze ?

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : Ye kya 1 BHK ya 2 BHK laga rakha he chutiye tune ,idhar mere lavde lage he aur tera chutiyapa khatam nahi ho raha .

Dimag : Waah bsdke ,matlab okhli me sir bhi tum he daalo ,Land-mine ki pin nikal ke uspe tum he baith jao aur iljaam mere pe ? Chutiye jab se tune wo dukan wale ke yaha kaand kiya he na tabse me hang hua pada hu, muze lund samaz nahi aa raha ye ho kya raha he idhar .

Me : Aye aye rukk rukk me khali gussa ho gaya tha uss budhhe pe, itne me tu kaise gayab ho gaya ? aur chutiya kise bana raha he tu , tu khud mera hissa he aise kaise gayab ho gaya tu mere he bheje se ? Bol chutiye .

Wo chupp ho gaya ,matlab full silent .

Mera phone bajne se me apni special conference se bahar aaya , ghar se phone tha aur khane ka bulawa aa gaya tha.



Ghar aake me ek baar firse nahaya tab jaake fresh feel hua, khana khaate waqt sab chup the siwaye didi ke ,wo baar baar muze ghoor rahi thi par me apne me mast, besharamo jaisa khana khaya aur apne room me jaake let gaya.

Raat ke 2 baje the aur me piping wala topic clear kar raha tha ke darwaje pe halka sa knock hua.

Mene darwaja khola to didi thi,

Didi : side de .

Aur didi waise he muze dhakel ke andar ghusi gayi,

Me : Kya hua di ? kuchh chahiye tha kya aapko ?

Didi ne kuchh der muze dekha fir kaha,

Didi : Maine kaha tha na ke ladki ke chakkar se durr reh tu ,kaha tha na maine ?

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To be continued …


Word count : 2030

Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Thakur bhai....
Nice and awesome update....

 

[Thakur]

डीडी तो पूरी खबरी चाची हैं?

jaruri nahi ke aap khabri ho ,aapka lucky hona bhi kisi hunar se kam nahi
Thanks for response