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Sharir me loda ek he diya he denewale me par Jindagi me bohot se ek saath mile he, 10 din se gaon aaya tha urgent kam se, court ka kam jyada chala isliye Xf pe nahi aa paya. Deri ke liye khed he, update kal se start honge.
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Aap kal 10:43p.m per offline hue ho to kya aapke pass itna time nahi tha ki aap ek msg kar sake writer ji mante hai ki aap bahut bussy ho sayed p.m se bhi jayeda aur yha ham reader log waiting waiting khel rahe hai kyo sahi kha na
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Update 4
June 16
“kaato mat waha nishan pad jayenge to mushkil ho jayegi,ahh”
“Bohot mast ho gayi ho Nisha tum ,tere ye dudh dekh ke raha nahi jata” “Umm dard ho raha he ,dhire karo na”
Me Nisha ke upar leta usko chum raha tha kaat raha tha ,wo har baat pe aahe bharti rahi ,siska rahi thi ,hum dono chudai me magan the ke darwaja khul gaya aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Wo aadmi hum dono ki taraf dekha aur dusre taraf nikal gaya jaise use koi matlab he na ho humse .
“harami sala aaj jaldi aaya ye”
“yahi tera pati he na Nisha ?”
“Naam ka pati hai sirf , behla ke muze bhaga le gaya, shadi kar li kuchh din maze kiye aur ab yaha waha muh marta firta he harami”
“tum mat ruko jorse karo ,ahh mera hone wala he bass aur jorse ,Ahhh me gaiiii”
“ Mera bhi ho gaya,ahh”
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ke bajne se meri nind khul gayi, ajib sapna tha ye ,bohot ajib, subah subah lund khada kar gaya bc . Uth ke dekha to kachha gila hua tha nightfall se . Thoda sir dard bhi tha kal ke din bhar ke heavy schedule se jo abhi tak gaya nahi tha ,par rona koi solution to he nahi to uthna pada. Naha dho ke ready ho gaya to babu ji ne kaha,
Babu ji : Aaj shaniwar he to class bhi jana he na tuze ? Sheher1 me ye address pe jana pehle tum ,yaha jake Tehsil office me puchhna ke jis machine ke liye form bhare the wo aayi bhi he ke nahi ?
Me : ji babu ji ,aur kuchh ?
Babu ji: Na,bas itna he.
Utne me maa ne nashta laga diya, nashta kar ke me bullet leke chacha ke ghar gaya to pata chala wo kheto me gaye he jo paas he hai.
Kheto me pohocha to Chacha kheto wale ghar ke samne kursi dale baithe the, unke sath unki beti Ashwini bhi thi ,
Me : Namaste chacha.
Chacha : Namaste beta, aaj aise to bahar nahi jana he par kuchh logo se udhari leni he gaon walo se ,le aaoge ?
Me : Ha le aaunga ,aap naam batao unke .
Ashwini : Baba ye chirkut kya wasuli karega heheh isse achha to me chali jati hu.
Chacha : (muskurate hue) Tu bhi chali ja fir iske sath ,dekhta hu kitna wasool karte ho dono . pehle Chandimal halwai 7,000 Rs. fir Hiraman halwai se 10,000 Rs. lene he. Baki logo se koi tension nahi he bas ye dono halwai kabhi time pe paisa nahi dete bas.
Me : Ho jayega chacha .
Chacha : Thik he abhi yaha baitho aur ye motors aur pump ka manual bhi dekh lo konsi sahi he kheto ke liye ,aur itne jaldi bhi jake udhari nahi mangte kisi se, chalta hu me bhi ab.
Chacha ke jane ke baad me wahi baith ke wo manuals dekhne laga new motor aur pump ke.
Ashwini : Oye idhar dekh idhar .
Me : Oh kya hua Ashwini ? Abhi hum thodi der baad jayenge halwai ke paas.
Ashwini : Ignore kyu kar raha he muze tu kabse ? Yahi side me baithi hu me aur tu he ke isme he ghusa ja raha he (Thoda gusse me).
Me : me wo ignore nahi kar raha tha tuze ,me to bas ye pump dekh raha tha.
Ashwini : Chhod isko aur pehle ye bata kya kar raha he tu aajkal ,tu to Sheher2 me rehta tha na hostel me ,fir yaha kaise ?
Me : Maje le rahi tu mere ya sach me nahi malum tuze ? khair year drop laga he to ghar me he pada tha ,to chacha ne laga diya kaam pe ,ab tu bata tera fashion design course kaisa chal raha he ?
Ashwini: Bade boring insan ho yaar tum to ,bade shehero me jake log rangin ho jate he aur ek tum ho ke sukhe ke sukhe (aur wo hasne lagi)
Me : Ha lele ab tu meri ,bol to aise rahi tu bhi jaise teri din rat partiya hoti rehti he,ladke aage pichhe ghume honge tere to kyu,
Ashwini : Ha to karti party sharti udhar ,bf bhi he mere ,teri tarah sadu thodi hu…
Me : (dhime se)Tu gand marwa muze kya.
Ashwini : Ayy kya bola ,fir se bol tu
Aur usne mera collar pakda aur diwar se laga diya ,
Ashwini : Kyu be chikne kya bola tu abhi firse bol ?
Mene jor laga ke uske hath collar se hataye aur uske left hand ko pakad ke rakha aur right wale ko pichhe ki taraf mod diya ,fir use diwar sata diya aur uske kaan ke paas jake kaha,
Me : Yahi ke tu kuchh bhi kar muze kya
Aise me usne niche mere pair me pair mara ,mene uske hath chhod diya aur pichhe hata ,fir dekha to uske muh pe diwar ka chuna laga tha to meri hasi chhut gayi aur wo bifar gayi
Ashwini : Has kyu raha he kutte ? has kyu raha he tu?
Me waise he uski taraf dekh ke hasta raha ,to wo ghur ke dekhi fir ghar ke andar gayi ...
Me apne kapde jhaad ke khada hua he tha ke andar se kuchh jor se girne ki awaj aayi ,
Me andar gaya to dekha ek side wo bistar pe giri hui he aur uske side me pani ke bade patele gire he …
Me uske pas baith gaya aur use hilane laga,
Me : Ashwini ,aye Ashwini uth ? lagi ky-
Itne me usne palti khai aur muze niche gira ke mere chhati pe baith gayi ..
Ashwini : Ab bol saale ,kya keh raha tha kahi bhi gand mara ,tu kya muze aisa waisa samza he kutte ?
Me : uth ja moti tu bohot bhari he ,meri chhati faad degi tu ,ahh
Par wo uthi nahi to me palatne laga to usne mere dono hath pakade,is sab me uska chehra mere chehre thik kuchh he inch upar aaya .
Ashwini : Kaha bhaag raha he chuje ,bohot jyada fadfada raha tha na tu ab bol saale ?
Meri halat bolne wali thi nahi ,uska chehra mere se sirf 2 inch upar tha ,to mene muh fer liya aur ye dekh wo aur bidak gayi. Tabhi mere gaal pe kuchh gila sa laga ,wo mere gaal pe halke se jubaan fer rahi thi ,mene face sidha kiya to ek second ke liye hamare lips touch ho gaye to usne apna chehra pichhe khicha ,aur lips kaatate hue muze dekhne lagi. Hontho se upar uski naak pe najar gayi to wo fool rahi thi ankhe abhi bhi mere hontho par tiki hui thi aur ye dekh ke mene gale se thuk nigla to wo ankhe upar kar ke meri ankho me dekhne lagi .
Ashwini : Ha to bohot bade aadmi bane ho tum aajkal ,facebbok pe hamari request bheje mahina ho gaya par accept nahi karte ,hamare msg ka reply bhi nahi dete ,bhaav badh gaya he aajkal Nawab sahab ka kyu ?
(ha maine fb pe uski request accept nahi ki thi
ab kaun ye bala se apni friendlist share kare)
Me : uth ja agar tera ho gaya he to ,tera baap pehelwan he muze aise dekha to nashte me kha jayega ,uth ja meri maa.
Ashwini : Are tension kyu leta he me hu na ,me bol dungi pasand he muze tu shadi karni he tere se hehehe .
Aur ye sun ke mere ankho ke samne mera rangin future dikhne laga jisme me schooter chala raha tha babu ji ki , Ashwini pichhe baithi thi saree pehne, mere samne wali jagah pe ek bachha khada hua tha aur Ashwini ki god me bhi ek bacha tha ,fir dusre scene me mai hamare 1 bhk flat me kitchen me bartan maanjh raha tha ,pichhe se dono bachhe zagda kar rahe the , Ashwini uska fula pet liye sofe pe baith ke tv channel badalte hue angoor kha rahi thi . Bass fir mere tan badan ek nayi energy si aa gayi ,himmat ka booster mila aur apni taqat se use side me dhakel kar mene dusre side palti khai aur bahar bhagne laga .
Par kismat ka maara me darwaje ki chaukhat se takra ke niche muh ke bal gira. Pichhe se Ashwini haste hue aayi tabtak me uth ke khada ho gaya aur kapde zaadne laga aur bina uski taraf dekhe wahi kheto me bane motor pump ke pas jake pani se muh dhoya .
Ashwini : Achha sorrry me majak kar rahi thi (kaan pakadte hue)
Me : Ashu tere majak ke chakkar me meri gand fat gayi thi , muze heart attack aate aate reh gaya .
Ashwini : hehehehe
Me : daya kar muz pe aur fir kabhi ye mat bolna please (mene uske samne hath jodte hue kaha matlab gidgidaya)
Ashwini : acha nahi bolti me ,chal ab uss halwai ke pas jate he bohot time huwa dhokla nahi khaya mene uske yaha ka.
Me : chal meri maa .
Fir mene bullet nikali to mere pichhe baithi dono taraf pair kar ke jaise ladke baithate he.
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …
June 16
“kaato mat waha nishan pad jayenge to mushkil ho jayegi,ahh”
“Bohot mast ho gayi ho Nisha tum ,tere ye dudh dekh ke raha nahi jata” “Umm dard ho raha he ,dhire karo na”
Me Nisha ke upar leta usko chum raha tha kaat raha tha ,wo har baat pe aahe bharti rahi ,siska rahi thi ,hum dono chudai me magan the ke darwaja khul gaya aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Wo aadmi hum dono ki taraf dekha aur dusre taraf nikal gaya jaise use koi matlab he na ho humse .
“harami sala aaj jaldi aaya ye”
“yahi tera pati he na Nisha ?”
“Naam ka pati hai sirf , behla ke muze bhaga le gaya, shadi kar li kuchh din maze kiye aur ab yaha waha muh marta firta he harami”
“tum mat ruko jorse karo ,ahh mera hone wala he bass aur jorse ,Ahhh me gaiiii”
“ Mera bhi ho gaya,ahh”
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ke bajne se meri nind khul gayi, ajib sapna tha ye ,bohot ajib, subah subah lund khada kar gaya bc . Uth ke dekha to kachha gila hua tha nightfall se . Thoda sir dard bhi tha kal ke din bhar ke heavy schedule se jo abhi tak gaya nahi tha ,par rona koi solution to he nahi to uthna pada. Naha dho ke ready ho gaya to babu ji ne kaha,
Babu ji : Aaj shaniwar he to class bhi jana he na tuze ? Sheher1 me ye address pe jana pehle tum ,yaha jake Tehsil office me puchhna ke jis machine ke liye form bhare the wo aayi bhi he ke nahi ?
Me : ji babu ji ,aur kuchh ?
Babu ji: Na,bas itna he.
Utne me maa ne nashta laga diya, nashta kar ke me bullet leke chacha ke ghar gaya to pata chala wo kheto me gaye he jo paas he hai.
Kheto me pohocha to Chacha kheto wale ghar ke samne kursi dale baithe the, unke sath unki beti Ashwini bhi thi ,
Me : Namaste chacha.
Chacha : Namaste beta, aaj aise to bahar nahi jana he par kuchh logo se udhari leni he gaon walo se ,le aaoge ?
Me : Ha le aaunga ,aap naam batao unke .
Ashwini : Baba ye chirkut kya wasuli karega heheh isse achha to me chali jati hu.
Chacha : (muskurate hue) Tu bhi chali ja fir iske sath ,dekhta hu kitna wasool karte ho dono . pehle Chandimal halwai 7,000 Rs. fir Hiraman halwai se 10,000 Rs. lene he. Baki logo se koi tension nahi he bas ye dono halwai kabhi time pe paisa nahi dete bas.
Me : Ho jayega chacha .
Chacha : Thik he abhi yaha baitho aur ye motors aur pump ka manual bhi dekh lo konsi sahi he kheto ke liye ,aur itne jaldi bhi jake udhari nahi mangte kisi se, chalta hu me bhi ab.
Chacha ke jane ke baad me wahi baith ke wo manuals dekhne laga new motor aur pump ke.
Ashwini : Oye idhar dekh idhar .
Me : Oh kya hua Ashwini ? Abhi hum thodi der baad jayenge halwai ke paas.
Ashwini : Ignore kyu kar raha he muze tu kabse ? Yahi side me baithi hu me aur tu he ke isme he ghusa ja raha he (Thoda gusse me).
Me : me wo ignore nahi kar raha tha tuze ,me to bas ye pump dekh raha tha.
Ashwini : Chhod isko aur pehle ye bata kya kar raha he tu aajkal ,tu to Sheher2 me rehta tha na hostel me ,fir yaha kaise ?
Me : Maje le rahi tu mere ya sach me nahi malum tuze ? khair year drop laga he to ghar me he pada tha ,to chacha ne laga diya kaam pe ,ab tu bata tera fashion design course kaisa chal raha he ?
Ashwini: Bade boring insan ho yaar tum to ,bade shehero me jake log rangin ho jate he aur ek tum ho ke sukhe ke sukhe (aur wo hasne lagi)
Me : Ha lele ab tu meri ,bol to aise rahi tu bhi jaise teri din rat partiya hoti rehti he,ladke aage pichhe ghume honge tere to kyu,
Ashwini : Ha to karti party sharti udhar ,bf bhi he mere ,teri tarah sadu thodi hu…
Me : (dhime se)Tu gand marwa muze kya.
Ashwini : Ayy kya bola ,fir se bol tu
Aur usne mera collar pakda aur diwar se laga diya ,
Ashwini : Kyu be chikne kya bola tu abhi firse bol ?
Mene jor laga ke uske hath collar se hataye aur uske left hand ko pakad ke rakha aur right wale ko pichhe ki taraf mod diya ,fir use diwar sata diya aur uske kaan ke paas jake kaha,
Me : Yahi ke tu kuchh bhi kar muze kya
Aise me usne niche mere pair me pair mara ,mene uske hath chhod diya aur pichhe hata ,fir dekha to uske muh pe diwar ka chuna laga tha to meri hasi chhut gayi aur wo bifar gayi
Ashwini : Has kyu raha he kutte ? has kyu raha he tu?
Me waise he uski taraf dekh ke hasta raha ,to wo ghur ke dekhi fir ghar ke andar gayi ...
Me apne kapde jhaad ke khada hua he tha ke andar se kuchh jor se girne ki awaj aayi ,
Me andar gaya to dekha ek side wo bistar pe giri hui he aur uske side me pani ke bade patele gire he …
Me uske pas baith gaya aur use hilane laga,
Me : Ashwini ,aye Ashwini uth ? lagi ky-
Itne me usne palti khai aur muze niche gira ke mere chhati pe baith gayi ..
Ashwini : Ab bol saale ,kya keh raha tha kahi bhi gand mara ,tu kya muze aisa waisa samza he kutte ?
Me : uth ja moti tu bohot bhari he ,meri chhati faad degi tu ,ahh
Par wo uthi nahi to me palatne laga to usne mere dono hath pakade,is sab me uska chehra mere chehre thik kuchh he inch upar aaya .
Ashwini : Kaha bhaag raha he chuje ,bohot jyada fadfada raha tha na tu ab bol saale ?
Meri halat bolne wali thi nahi ,uska chehra mere se sirf 2 inch upar tha ,to mene muh fer liya aur ye dekh wo aur bidak gayi. Tabhi mere gaal pe kuchh gila sa laga ,wo mere gaal pe halke se jubaan fer rahi thi ,mene face sidha kiya to ek second ke liye hamare lips touch ho gaye to usne apna chehra pichhe khicha ,aur lips kaatate hue muze dekhne lagi. Hontho se upar uski naak pe najar gayi to wo fool rahi thi ankhe abhi bhi mere hontho par tiki hui thi aur ye dekh ke mene gale se thuk nigla to wo ankhe upar kar ke meri ankho me dekhne lagi .
Ashwini : Ha to bohot bade aadmi bane ho tum aajkal ,facebbok pe hamari request bheje mahina ho gaya par accept nahi karte ,hamare msg ka reply bhi nahi dete ,bhaav badh gaya he aajkal Nawab sahab ka kyu ?
(ha maine fb pe uski request accept nahi ki thi
ab kaun ye bala se apni friendlist share kare)Me : uth ja agar tera ho gaya he to ,tera baap pehelwan he muze aise dekha to nashte me kha jayega ,uth ja meri maa.
Ashwini : Are tension kyu leta he me hu na ,me bol dungi pasand he muze tu shadi karni he tere se hehehe .
Aur ye sun ke mere ankho ke samne mera rangin future dikhne laga jisme me schooter chala raha tha babu ji ki , Ashwini pichhe baithi thi saree pehne, mere samne wali jagah pe ek bachha khada hua tha aur Ashwini ki god me bhi ek bacha tha ,fir dusre scene me mai hamare 1 bhk flat me kitchen me bartan maanjh raha tha ,pichhe se dono bachhe zagda kar rahe the , Ashwini uska fula pet liye sofe pe baith ke tv channel badalte hue angoor kha rahi thi . Bass fir mere tan badan ek nayi energy si aa gayi ,himmat ka booster mila aur apni taqat se use side me dhakel kar mene dusre side palti khai aur bahar bhagne laga .
Par kismat ka maara me darwaje ki chaukhat se takra ke niche muh ke bal gira. Pichhe se Ashwini haste hue aayi tabtak me uth ke khada ho gaya aur kapde zaadne laga aur bina uski taraf dekhe wahi kheto me bane motor pump ke pas jake pani se muh dhoya .
Ashwini : Achha sorrry me majak kar rahi thi (kaan pakadte hue)
Me : Ashu tere majak ke chakkar me meri gand fat gayi thi , muze heart attack aate aate reh gaya .
Ashwini : hehehehe
Me : daya kar muz pe aur fir kabhi ye mat bolna please (mene uske samne hath jodte hue kaha matlab gidgidaya)
Ashwini : acha nahi bolti me ,chal ab uss halwai ke pas jate he bohot time huwa dhokla nahi khaya mene uske yaha ka.
Me : chal meri maa .
Fir mene bullet nikali to mere pichhe baithi dono taraf pair kar ke jaise ladke baithate he.
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …
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sahi me bohot busy tha ,par thanks jo aapne muze samza 
Notification aaya tha mail pe election ka to aaya tha ,bas abhi kuchh din regular hu
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