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Update 19- Shekh-Chilli





Babu ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, hum jungle ke kaafi andar aa gaye the aur saamne ek khandar tha jaha me bachpan me ekad baar aaya tha par tab bhi itne kaante the ke andar nahi ja paya tha.



Babu ji : Ye khandar nahi hamara ghar he jise jalaya gaya tha !

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To be continued…



Mere saamne hamara ghar tha jisme maine kabhi pair bhi nahi rakha tha par tha to mera he ghar. Bahar kaanto wale paudho ka compound banaya hua tha jo itna thick he ke nikalne jao to laal ho ke he niklo. Par babu ji ne ek baar khandar ko dekha fir mud ke ek taraf chalne laga, me bhi unke saath ho liya, kuchh dur chal ke wo ek jagah ruke fir jameen se mitti hatane lage, waha jaise gutter ka dhakkan hota he waisa he dhakkan dikha, use puri taqat se uthaya to niche jaane ke liye sidhiya dikhi, maine mobile ki light ON ki aur unke saath sidhiyo se niche utarne laga. Andar mera dam ghutne laga tha, babu ji aage chalte hue ek kamre ke ja ruke aur koi lever khincha, kuchh he der me aisa laga jaise andar ki saari ghutan kisi jagah se nikal gai he aur ab me dhang se saans le pa raha tha.

Tab maine uss kamre ko gaur se dekhna shuru kiya, usme dekhne jaisa kuchh nahi tha, na koi furniture na koi table wagera, bass 5-6 purane sanduk the jinpe dhul jami hui thi . Maine unke upar dhul hatani chahi to ,

Babu ji : andar kapde, bartan aur chopdi chhod ke kuchh nahi milega , jo kaam ki chije thi sona, hire, property ke papers unko bank ke locker me rakha he maine .

Me : me journal leta hu fir bhi …

Mene ek sanduk khola, andar ek aur chhota box tha jisme kapdo me lipte journals the, kuchh kitabe thi aur purane album .

Babu ji : ye jo dusra darwaja he na , ye sidha upar haveli ke godam me jaata he, jo ke ab khali int-pathharo ka malba he . Chalo ab, tumhe apni jamin dikhata hu.

Hum jaise aaye the waise he bahar nikle,

Babu ji : Iss haweli ke aaspaas ki ye jo jameen he 200 acre ki wo hamari he. Itne saalo me kaafi sare log aaye the shehero se jameen kharidne par Indar bhaiya ki laat kha ke he gaye.

Me : aap ko ye jameen pasand nahi he na ?

Babu ji : Hmm sach kaha tune beta, ye jameen bapu ne kaise bhi kamai ho par jaha humlog ab rehte he wo jagah, wo ghar, wo jameen maine aur Indar bhaiya ne apne mehnat se liya he hamara judaav usi se raha, akhir maa ka swabhimaan he tha jisne hame aisa banaya . Bhaiya ka man hota tha baar baar yaha aane ka to aksar aate rehte the isliye unhone sheher2 me he ghar le liya ke is jameen se iss gaon se aur yaha ke logo se wo dur ho jaye.

Me : unki maut accident he thi ya kuchh aur ?

Babu ji : Maine koshish bohot ki pata lagane ki par kabhi kuchh bhi hath nahi laga, jisne bhi karwaya wo shatir he bohot jyada shatir . chalo ghar jaate he, tumhe bhi kal unko ghumane le jana he .

Me : Lata aunty ko aap jaante he ?

Babu ji : Hmm, purani dost he wo, Dilli me jab padhta tha tab ek he college me the hum, isse jyada kuchh nahi.

Bass fir hum chupchap ghar wapas aa gaye, babu ji to jaake sidha so gaye par mere dimag jo dvanda shuru hua wo ruk he nahi raha tha . dada Ranjit Thakur ko to kabhi dekha nahi, photo me bhi nahi ! Indar chacha se bhi bade chacha he ye baat pata he nahi thi ! Mahendra Thakur (sabse bade chacha ) kaha he ,jinda he ya nahi , agar jinda he to wapas kyu nahi aaye iska bhi koi uttar nahi he. Sawal pe sawal khade hote ja rahe he aur jawab kisi ka bhi nahi. Nind aa nahi rahi to socha bahar jaake cigarette he fukta hu.

Me firse ghar ke bahar tha, abhi 3:30 baje hue the andhera fir kam hoke aakash nila sa dikh raha tha ,hawa me thandak mehsus kar ke mene cigarette nikali aur dhua fukne laga, ekaek muze laga kuchh aur bhi hoga jo me bhul raha hu, maine mobile nikala aur ek dost ko 10-15 msg kar diye ,muze pakka vishwas he ke ye mera kaam karega he karega, bass jaldi kar de :pray: .

Subah Ashwini ne jagaya to dekha kuchh naraj si lag rahi thi par uthaya he matlab itni bhi nahi he.

Me : Kya hua Ashu ?

Ashwini : Ready ho jao, ek ghante me hume ghumne jana hai.

Meri baat sune bina wo apne ghar chali gayi, me bathroom gaya to andar koi naha raha tha, matlab aaj firse bahar he nahana he.

Me naha dho ke ready hua, tabtak baki gharwale Renu aur uski mummy bhi ready taiyar the.

Me : Maa nashta ho gaya ?

Didi : Nashta pack kar liya he hum 4ro ke liye ,raaste me kha lena tum ,abhi chalo late ho gaye he already.

Me Renuka aur didi bahar aaye, tabtak Ashwini bhi jeep leke aa gayi. Me driving seat pe baitha to wo side me baith gayi, didi aur Renuka pichhe baith gaye.

Me : Jaana kaha hai ?

Ispe Ashu ne kuchh nahi kaha, to didi ki or dekha,

Didi : teri marji ,tu jaha le chal.

Mera mood pehele se tha kharab uspe in 3no ki nautanki, par jaane do apna time bhi ayega. Mene gaadi ki speed badhai aur gaon se 30 km dur purane kile ke pe leke gaya. Ye kila (fort) chhota he par unche pahad pe bana he isliye apne time pe ye ek important jagah thi, ab ek achha khasa tourist destination he, mene gaadi jaha tak chadh sakti thi chadhai fir utar gaya. Pet se awaj aa rahi thi to sab ne ped ki chhav me baith ke nashta kiya. Aaj ka din bhale he achha ho, jagah bhi mast he par ye 3no bhi gumsum se lage isliye mera bhi mood kharab hone laga.

Me : Tumlog ghumo idhar, me ja raha hu !

Renu : Aye kya hua yaar tuze ? Ghumna he na hume aaj .

Me : Ha to aise muh latka ke baithe ho na chupchap to aur maja ayega na ghumne, isse achha he me sheher1 he jaata hu.

Didi : Achha thik he, kal jo bhi hua usi se sab disturbed he to maja nahi aa raha he aise ghumne me, ek kaam karte he mall jaate he ,thoda shopping bhi kar lenge bhi movie dekh ke wahi dinner karenge aur raat ko ghar , kaisa rahega ?

Didi ke suggestion pe sab ne hami bhar di to humlog sheher1 wale mall me chale gaye, south ki comedy film thi to sab ne khali film dekhi to mera aur baki sab ka bhi mood sahi hua, iss sab me sham ke 6 baj gaye to thodi shopping karne ka socha. Ab wo 3no sahi me ek dusre se ghul mil gayi thi aur mil ke shopping kar rahi thi, me unke pichhe bag uthane ka kaam karte karte raat wali baat pe soch raha tha ke babu ji ne kaha tha ke jitna bhi sona,hire aur property ke papers he wo bank wale locker me rakhe he, matlab apne paas paisa he ,jamin he aur bohot saara he :ecs: babu ji aadarshwadi he par me thodi na unke jaisa hu, muze kamana he paisa wo arabo me, ye crore rupayye se mera to honewala he nahi. Bas wo paisa nikalna aana chahiye :y:

Shopping kar ke humlog ek achhe se restaurant me gaye khana khane, Ashwini mere sath baith gayi aur Renu didi ke sath.

Me : Chicken masala aur roti, tumlog bhi order karo .

Ashwini : Me biryani order kar rahi hu, bohot bhook lagi he yaar.

Renuka : To Ajay tumhari study chal rahi he ya mere jaise tum bhi hawabaji kar rahe ho ?

Me : Bass thoda thoda chal rha he baki time to kheto me aur baki kaam me laga hu.

Renuka : Tum civil engineering kar rahe ho na ?

Me : ha, tune bhi ?

Renu : Yess, kyu na hum sath sath study kare ?



Fuck. Faila he diya rayta . Achha khasa sab chal raha tha par nahi humse ye sab thodi dekha jayega :sigh: Didi menu card read karte karte muze he dekh rahi thi aur Ashu ,wo to uski sandal se mere panje pe dabaye he ja rahi thi, mushkil se me apne facial expressions chhipa raha tha .

Me : Me me khud kheto me laga rehta hu fir raat ko 10-11 ke baad padhne baithta hu, mere pichhe fokat me tera time bhi waste hoga . Isse achha he hum dono notes exchange karte he, kyu ?

Renu : (low tone me) ha yahi sahi rahega.

Tabtak hamara order bhi aa gaya aur humlog khane lage, Ashu ne uski biryani side me rakhi aur mere sath he share kar ke khane lagi, jab chicken roti kha ke ho gayi to hum dono ne uski biryani share ki ek he thaali me. Maine dekha didi kaise bina koi reaction diye apna palak paneer kha rahi he jaise unhone hume dekha he nahi, wahi Renu to hume dekhte dekhte he kha rahi thi, thodi shocked bhi thi jo ki use aaj nahi to kal pata chalna he tha, par jaha tak muze yaad he usne pichhli baar bhi hum dono ko mall ki parking me kiss karte hue dekha tha to use itna bhi react karne ki jarurat nahi he .



Khane ke ke baad hum sidha gaon ki taraf nikle , Ashu drive kar rahi thi aur me side me baitha dost ko msg me he gariya raha tha, wahi jise kal raat ko maine kaam bataya tha. Hum ghar aaye to dekha Renuka ki mummy Lata aunty ko babu ji ne subah he unke ghar chhod diya he aur unki car bhi pohoncha di he.



Renuka : Wo Ajay muze ghar chhod doge please ?

Babu ji : Itni raat ko mat jao, aaj raat yahi ruko kal subah hote he wo chhod dega.

Renu : Wo uncle actually kal mummy ko bahar jana he to urgent he .

Babu ji : Thik he Ajay chhod dega tumhe, Ajay sambhal ke le jana .

Me : ji ,me use chhod ke sidha kheto wale ghar jaunga raat ko.

Babu ji : Thik he.



Mene bike nikali aur Renu ko leke nikal gaya, Ashu ka chehra utra hua tha par use kal he samza dunga .

Renu : Ajay

Me : Hmm

Renu : yaar gaon bada pyara he tera ..

Me : ha

Renu : tere gharwale bhi

Me : hmm

Renu : aur Ashwini bhi !

Me : Renu gf he wo meri, bass ab khush ? Sorry mene tuze pehle nahi bataya.

Renu : Its ok par mall me jab mene tumhe dekha tha kya kiss kar rahe the yaar tum dono

Bolte bolte usne pichhe se hug kiya aur apne gaal meri pith se ragadne lagi jaise teddy bear se ragad rahi ho, me bike rok nahi sakta ke rokunga to fir koi chutiyap hoga jo me nahi chahta. Abtak jitne bhi relationship me raha wo un sab me tutne ka kaaran jyadatar me he tha, akhir koi bhi ladki ek loyal bf he chahegi na ke mere jaisa.

Mene uski baaki baato ko ignore kiya aur fatfati ko bhagate hue sidha uske ghar ke saamne ruka. Uski mummy bahar he baithi thi uske liye, use chhod ke me nikla ke main road pe he tyre flat ! Bhagg bc ye gaon he panoti he mere liye, sala jab bhi yaha aata hu kuchh achha ho na ho bura jarur hota he :angry: . Mene gariyate hue bike ko ek dukaan ke paas lagaya aur dekha ke tyre me purani keel ghus gayi he. Ab raat ke 11:30 baje gaon me lawda puncturewala milega. Mene socha paidal he jaata hu ghante bhar me pohoch jaunga aise to, tabhi dost ka call aaya.

Dost : saale kanjoos tune bataya nahi itna paisa he tere pass !

Me : dekh Ankush dimag ghuma hua he ya to subah bata ya fir mudde pe aa.

Ankush : Ha Thakur ji mudde pe he aata hu, mene govt portal pe check kiya he tere baap ke naam pe koi 350 acre jameen he aur …

Me : aage bol saale , ye 350 acre to mene bhi dekhi he ,tu dada ka bata.

Ankush : Ha to pehle baith ja tu ek jagah fir sun

Me wahi raaste ke kinare baith gaya,

Me : Ha ab bata

Ankush : 800 acre ki non-agricultural jameen aur 5800 acre ki agricultural jameen he tere dada ke naam pe .



Wow just wow . matlab itne saal se me fokat me fakir bana fir raha tha jabke mere dada ki itni saari jaydaad he ! Fuck bc fuck . Babu ji usoolo wale he achhi baat he ,koi issue nahi par jo apna he wo apna he hai aur use apnana he mera kaam he 😉.

Ankush : Hello hello , abe mar var gaya kya kutte ?

Me : Jinda hu lawde, tu aage bol..

Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok

Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.

Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .

Me : Done bhai done.

Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi :D .

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मुझे तो वो बुड्ढा ही अजय का बड़ा चाचा लग रहा है, जो गड़ा हुआ कोई खजाना ढूंढ रहा है, या हवेली की सुरंग तक की सुरंग बना रहा है।
 

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मुझे तो वो बुड्ढा ही अजय का बड़ा चाचा लग रहा है, जो गड़ा हुआ कोई खजाना ढूंढ रहा है, या हवेली की सुरंग तक की सुरंग बना रहा है।
Uttar milega par time aane par
 
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Bahot khoob shaandar update
Gher jalaya gaya tha kaafi dushman rehe honge tabhi aisa huwa hoga
Baherhal dekhte h Babu ji or batatae h

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
Saala Zameen ki tow bharmaar h sahi h ab dekhte kaise sab hasil hota h
Yeh line badi zabardast thi McDonald's ke putle se badi 😁😁😊
Nice review Naik bhai :beer:
Me har update me spoiler dalta hu ,dhundho khali :D
 

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Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok

Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.

Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .

Me : Done bhai done.

Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi :D .



To be continued…





Subah ke 4 baje the aur murge ki baang se meri nind khuli, dekha to me wahi raaste ke kinare so gaya tha, agar koi raat me mere upar gaadi chadha deta to mera kalyan ho jaata yahi pe.

Me utha aur kapde jhaad ke dekhne laga koi jaaga he kya, kuchh der me doodhwala mila jo uska mini-Ape leke sheher ja raha tha ,uske sath he me bhi chal diya aur usne muze mere gaon ke bahar chhod diya . Me paidal he kheto ki aur gaya, me kheto ke paas pohocha he tha ke dekha compound tuta hua he aur khun ke dhabbe bhi he ! BC kal kya kam chutiyapa ho raha tha life me jo ye naya bhi aa gaya. Me usi tute compound se andar gaya aur khun ke dhabbo ko follow karne laga. Andar dekha to jaha sabji ke liye baag banaye the usme se aadhe kisi ne nasht kar diye the ! Ye dekhh ke meri aankho me khun utar aaya, gusse se hath paon fulne lage aisa laga ye sab karne wala agar mila to kaat ke tukde tukde kar du uske.

“Grrr grrr ”

Kisi ki ghuti ghuti cheenkh ek or se suanai di aur me uss aur chal diya , dekha to jungli suar tha jiska ek pair langdaya hua tha aur wo bhaag raha tha…

“thaayyy”

Aur uski bhi wicket gir gayi !

Mene mud ke dekha to didi hath me dunali banduk liye khadi thi aur banduk me goli bhar rahi thi . me unke paas gaya,



Me : Didi ye sab kya tha ? aur aap yaha kya kar rahe ho ?

Didi : Tu jab Renuka ko chhodne gaya tab raat me kheto me jungli suar ghusne ki khabar aayi, chacha ji dusre kheto pe gaye aur me tere liye ye banduk leke aayi par tu yaha nahi tha !

Me : I am sorry didi wo tyre puncture ho gaya…

Didi : safai mat de Ajay, ye banduk aur ye kartus pakad aur uss ped pe jaake baith aur wahi se maarna inko , me chacha ke paas ja rahi hu .

Didi to chali gayi par wo bina kahe bhi bohot kuchh keh ke gayi, me apni jimmedario ke nibha nahi paya kyu ke me apne he swaarth me magan raha !

Ek baar firse kahi dur se kisi ke daudne ki awaj aayi aur me uss taraf chal diya ,hamare kheto se lag ke jo dusre chhote chhote khet the unko bhi jungli suaro ne dhvast kar diya tha, mene ghum ke hamare kheto ka chakkar lagaya aur dekha ke total 6 jungli suar maare the didi ne !

Mene ek baar firse najar daalne ka socha aur iss baar me kheto wale ghar ke upar chadha aur dekhne laga, suryoday ho chala tha aur andhera puri tarah se hat chuka tha aur har taraf tabah hue khet the ,isi bich suvaro ka ek jhund jungle ki or bhaagta dikha unke pichhe padosi khet wala tin ke dibbo ko bajate hue bhaag raha tha , mene ek suar pe nishana lagaya aur trigger daba diya. Suaro ka jhund mujhse 80-90 metre pe tha par itna distance iss rifle ke liye kaafi he. Ek aur suar ko shoot kar ke mene rifle reload ki, fir kuchh soch ke me bhi jungle me ghus gaya .

Jungle ka ye hissa shuruat me itna ghana nahi he kyunki kaafi ped kaate gaye he par andar jaha se nadi gujarti he waha ka bhaag bohot he ghana he matlab ke andar jaao to suraj ki roshni bhi thodi thodi he dikhegi itna ghana he ! Me andar jaane laga aur dekha to ek jagah ghaas pe khun laga hue the to usi ko follow kar ke me aage badhane laga. Akhir ek jagah jaake muze rukna pada kyu ki aage nadi he jo ki naa to puri tarah sukhi he na he bhari he ,pani gehra nahi he par itna kam bhi nahi he ke jungli suar ise paar kar jaaye. Me wahi aas paas unhe dhundne laga aur ek suar muze paani pite hue dikh gaya to use wahi dher kar diya, aage jaake mene aur 3-4 aise jungli suaro ko maar diya, par jab reload karne laga tab dekha ke ab khali ek he kartus (bullet) bachi he !

Wapsi ke samay mene wo khandar wali jagah dekhi jaha Indar chacha (Vidya didi ke papa) ke sath ghumne aata tha aur unhone he muze aur didi ko rifle chalana sikhaya tha, babu ji ko ye baat pasand nahi aayi thi aur un dono me kaafi behes bhi hui par raat ke khane tak dono saath the. Bohot khubsurat kshan the wo hamari jindagi ke, chacha-chachi ke jaane ke baad humare ghar ki khushiya kho gayi, babu ji ne khud ko kaam me laga diya, maa didi ko sambhalne me lag gayi, dadi ko stroke aaya to wo hospital me thi kuchh time ke liye, aur me ? Mera man udas hua hi, par saath saath me sabse cut ho gaya , dosto ka saath ho ke bhi me akela pad gaya. Ghar ka mahaul agle 2 saal tak dukhi he raha, na koi gaana baja na TV chalaya. Bas ek din babu ji ne kaha ke ab me aur Vidya didi padhne ke liye sheher ja rahe he , kyuki iss vaatavaran me to kya khaak padhai hogi. Didi ne sheher1 me Bsc me admission liya aur mera admission Sheher2 me civil engineering me ho gaya. Aur jaisa ke hota he life kisi ke liye rukti nahi he waise he ek alag mahol me reh ke hamari life bhi patri pe aa gayi.

Ye sab sochte hue me kheto me wapas aaya ,majdur aa chuke the aur jo nuksaan hua he uska jaayja le rahe the.

“ab kya karna he beta, inn jaanwaro ne to saari mehnat pe mut diya ” kaka.

Me : karna kya he kaake, ab firse jitni sabji lagayi thi usse dugni lagani he aur taar ka majbut compound banana he , aaj se aur abhi se ! Chachi tum chai banao sabke liye aur aaj se tum log subah se shaam tak yahi kaam karo, khana chai nashta bhi yahi hoga .



Wo log bhi maan gaye, mene unko jungli suar jama kar ke saaf karne ko kaha ,un logo ne to aaj khane se mana kar diya to mene khali saaf karne ka keh diya. Me wahi pe borewell pe nahaya aur dosto ko call kar ke sham ka program banane ka keh diya. Fir thoda maans thaile me bhar ke ghar le gaya :sweat: . Dekho aisa he ke life me problems to aayengi he par tum uska kya karte ho ye important he :bigboss1: .



Dopahar ko khane pe ,

Me : Babu ji ,hume sheher2 jaana hoga, naye kaartus lene ke liye.

Babu ji : saare khatam kar diye tune ? Itne janwar the waha ?

Didi : apne kheto me to 6 he ghuse the par bhai sahab ne to jungle me ghus ke maara he sab ko !

Didi ki baat pe me khaasne laga, fir dekha ke sab muze he ghur rahe he,

Me : Wo janwar kal firse aate isliye maara he maine .

Babu ji : Chhodo, waise bhi Banduk ka licence renew karne jana he tha, isi pe ek banduk iske naam pe register karwa deta hu .

Fir koi kuchh nahi bola, shaam ko maine dosto ko kheto pe he bula liya aur wahi pe khane pine ka program chala, didi ke liye Ashwini ko keh diya tha ke didi ko aaj raat tak busy rakhe aur wo bhi samaz gayi .



Sham ke 6 baje the, abhi andhera hone me time tha par hum jungle me the to abhi se andhera hota dikh raha tha. Me aur Ravi maans ko saaf karne me lage hue the, Alok haandi pe chawal paka raha tha. Itne me Manthan roti leke aa gaya, uske pichhe pichhe Nayak bhi aaya.

Ravi : kitna time lagate ho be saalo, aur Nalayak tu be dekhte he muh fer leta he aajkal bsdike bada nawab ban gaya he kya shadi kar ke ?

Me : chhod be Ravi, itne time baad sab aaye he aur tu abhi se bhaga raha he ..

Nayak : Bhai Ajay tu iska muh band kara de nahi to me chala jaunga yaha se.

Ravi : Ha to ja na lavde , ek bachelor party to de nahi sakta, bada aaya nawab…

Alok : ayy muh band rakho sab pehle daru niche rakho fir jise jaana he jaao bc

Manthan : Daru to tum logo ke paas he na be ?

Ravi : ayy to tum log kya leke aaye ho gobar ?

Me : ae Ravi tu ye saanf kar, daru Sanjay la raha he mene bola he usko

Alok : Kiska naam le liya bhai tune !

Me : Kyu kya problem he usse ab ?

Ravi : chhod usko jaane de

Me : Bolo be kya lafda kiya he wo ?

Manthan : Sanju pas wale gaon ki ladki ko pel raha tha usi ke kheto me, logo ke hatho uss din to bach gaya tha wo, fir uss ladki ke bhai idhar aaye aur Sanjay ki behen ko line marne lage , Sanju ne dekhte he pehchan liya unko fir wahi pel diya usne.

Me : Fir ?

Ravi : Fir kya, uss time ye Aloknath bhi tha Sanju ke sath un londo ko pelne me, do din baad ye unke gaon gaya tha bajar me to un ladko ne ise pel diya !

Manthan : Pela ? Pela nahi bhai ragad ragad ke dhoya ise wo to pehelwan ne bacha liya ise warna maar dalte wo suar saale !

Mene Alok ko dekha to sach me bohot gusse me tha wo, waise to Alok bhi pehelwani karta he ,fit banda he , Sanju ka jigri yaar he isiliye Sanju iske dam pe uchhalta rehta he .

“Bidi jalaile jigar se piya ,jigar maa badi aag he 🎶🎶

Humne dekha Sanju kandhe pe music system aur dusre hath me bada box liye apni masti me tunn :drunkman: hoke aaya he .

Sanju : Nacho bc nacho :eekdance:



Ab hum sab to nachne se rahe, kyonki malhaul jo tha pura serious ho gaya tha aur jiski wajah se hua tha wo aur aag bhadka raha tha .

Me : la daaru la idhar.

Mene daru ka box side me rakh diya aur aur hum paancho mil ke khana banane me lag gaye, Sanju pehle se nashe me tha to wo gaane ke sath bakchodi kar raha tha aur baki sab usko ignore !

Ek ghante me khana sab ready ho gaya fir chadar daal ke sab pine baith gaye, tabtak Alok ka mood bhi thik ho gaya tha to sab sahi chal raha tha .



Ravi : Abbe Manthan sun,

Manthan : Hmm bol

Ravi : Kaam ka dekh liya kya tune ?

Manthan : Kiska kaam bhai ?

Ravi : Mera aur kiska ? tuze bola tha tere sath meri bhi job lagwa de school me .

Manthan : bhai nahi ho payega sach me, bohot paisa maang rahe he wo log, mere time pe he job liya hota na tune bhi to sahi rehta, tab to 2 lakh liye the un logo ne, ab saale 7-8 lakh rupaye maangte he harami log.

Me unn dono ki baate achhe se sun raha tha, jitna muze pata hai usse Manthan paas ke Sarkari school me peon he aur Ravi aajkal gharwalo ke sath kheti kar raha he aur job bhi dhundh raha he .

Me : aye Ravi tu private me dekh na job, udhar bhi to bohot nokri padi he utha le koi bhi.

Ravi : Ajay bhai tu nahi janta ye private ke loche, machhar se jyada khun chooste he private wale wo bhi jhantbhar paiso ke liye , bhaiya ka haal dekha he maine, bhaiya ke liye 4 saal se gharwale ladki dhundh rahe he par koi de he nahi raha . saala tu to janta he bhaiya ko wo kaise he fir bhi aur ye Manthan ko dekh, saala peon he Sarkari school me to ghartak rishte aa rahe he iske !

Me : hmm sahi he bhai sahi he…



Sanju : Kya sahi he bc kya sahi he, Jatin bhaiya to apne jaisa pite bhi nahi he na he mere jaisa kahi muh marte he, sala govt job nahi he to kya koi ladki bhi nahi dega kya unko ?

Alok : Sanju ae sanju ek kaam kar …

Sanju : Ha bol ?

Alok : Tu teri Leena didi ki shadi kara de iske bhai se :rofl:

Aur jo sanju bhadka aur Alok ke upar kuda ke bass ho gayi shuru in dono ki par ye sab kuchh he der chala, kha pi ke sab dher ho gaye, Nayak aur Manthan dono late night me uth ke ghar chale gaye jo ki Nayak ki biwi he ghar pe aur Manthan ko school jana hota he, baki bache hum chaar bakchodi karte karte pi ke wahi so gaye. Bohot dino baad purane dosto se aise mila tha par Ashwini se waada bhi kiya tha ke ye akhiri baar hai, abhi dekhte he kya hota he waade ka !

Subah subah phone ke bajne se meri nind khuli , dekha to Ankush ka phone tha !

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To be continued…
 

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Bahot khoob shaandar update
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Baherhal dekhte h Babu ji or batatae h

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Update 20- Kirdaar naye



Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok

Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.

Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .

Me : Done bhai done.

Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi :D .



To be continued…





Subah ke 4 baje the aur murge ki baang se meri nind khuli, dekha to me wahi raaste ke kinare so gaya tha, agar koi raat me mere upar gaadi chadha deta to mera kalyan ho jaata yahi pe.

Me utha aur kapde jhaad ke dekhne laga koi jaaga he kya, kuchh der me doodhwala mila jo uska mini-Ape leke sheher ja raha tha ,uske sath he me bhi chal diya aur usne muze mere gaon ke bahar chhod diya . Me paidal he kheto ki aur gaya, me kheto ke paas pohocha he tha ke dekha compound tuta hua he aur khun ke dhabbe bhi he ! BC kal kya kam chutiyapa ho raha tha life me jo ye naya bhi aa gaya. Me usi tute compound se andar gaya aur khun ke dhabbo ko follow karne laga. Andar dekha to jaha sabji ke liye baag banaye the usme se aadhe kisi ne nasht kar diye the ! Ye dekhh ke meri aankho me khun utar aaya, gusse se hath paon fulne lage aisa laga ye sab karne wala agar mila to kaat ke tukde tukde kar du uske.

“Grrr grrr ”

Kisi ki ghuti ghuti cheenkh ek or se suanai di aur me uss aur chal diya , dekha to jungli suar tha jiska ek pair langdaya hua tha aur wo bhaag raha tha…

“thaayyy”

Aur uski bhi wicket gir gayi !

Mene mud ke dekha to didi hath me dunali banduk liye khadi thi aur banduk me goli bhar rahi thi . me unke paas gaya,



Me : Didi ye sab kya tha ? aur aap yaha kya kar rahe ho ?

Didi : Tu jab Renuka ko chhodne gaya tab raat me kheto me jungli suar ghusne ki khabar aayi, chacha ji dusre kheto pe gaye aur me tere liye ye banduk leke aayi par tu yaha nahi tha !

Me : I am sorry didi wo tyre puncture ho gaya…

Didi : safai mat de Ajay, ye banduk aur ye kartus pakad aur uss ped pe jaake baith aur wahi se maarna inko , me chacha ke paas ja rahi hu .

Didi to chali gayi par wo bina kahe bhi bohot kuchh keh ke gayi, me apni jimmedario ke nibha nahi paya kyu ke me apne he swaarth me magan raha !

Ek baar firse kahi dur se kisi ke daudne ki awaj aayi aur me uss taraf chal diya ,hamare kheto se lag ke jo dusre chhote chhote khet the unko bhi jungli suaro ne dhvast kar diya tha, mene ghum ke hamare kheto ka chakkar lagaya aur dekha ke total 6 jungli suar maare the didi ne !

Mene ek baar firse najar daalne ka socha aur iss baar me kheto wale ghar ke upar chadha aur dekhne laga, suryoday ho chala tha aur andhera puri tarah se hat chuka tha aur har taraf tabah hue khet the ,isi bich suvaro ka ek jhund jungle ki or bhaagta dikha unke pichhe padosi khet wala tin ke dibbo ko bajate hue bhaag raha tha , mene ek suar pe nishana lagaya aur trigger daba diya. Suaro ka jhund mujhse 80-90 metre pe tha par itna distance iss rifle ke liye kaafi he. Ek aur suar ko shoot kar ke mene rifle reload ki, fir kuchh soch ke me bhi jungle me ghus gaya .

Jungle ka ye hissa shuruat me itna ghana nahi he kyunki kaafi ped kaate gaye he par andar jaha se nadi gujarti he waha ka bhaag bohot he ghana he matlab ke andar jaao to suraj ki roshni bhi thodi thodi he dikhegi itna ghana he ! Me andar jaane laga aur dekha to ek jagah ghaas pe khun laga hue the to usi ko follow kar ke me aage badhane laga. Akhir ek jagah jaake muze rukna pada kyu ki aage nadi he jo ki naa to puri tarah sukhi he na he bhari he ,pani gehra nahi he par itna kam bhi nahi he ke jungli suar ise paar kar jaaye. Me wahi aas paas unhe dhundne laga aur ek suar muze paani pite hue dikh gaya to use wahi dher kar diya, aage jaake mene aur 3-4 aise jungli suaro ko maar diya, par jab reload karne laga tab dekha ke ab khali ek he kartus (bullet) bachi he !

Wapsi ke samay mene wo khandar wali jagah dekhi jaha Indar chacha (Vidya didi ke papa) ke sath ghumne aata tha aur unhone he muze aur didi ko rifle chalana sikhaya tha, babu ji ko ye baat pasand nahi aayi thi aur un dono me kaafi behes bhi hui par raat ke khane tak dono saath the. Bohot khubsurat kshan the wo hamari jindagi ke, chacha-chachi ke jaane ke baad humare ghar ki khushiya kho gayi, babu ji ne khud ko kaam me laga diya, maa didi ko sambhalne me lag gayi, dadi ko stroke aaya to wo hospital me thi kuchh time ke liye, aur me ? Mera man udas hua hi, par saath saath me sabse cut ho gaya , dosto ka saath ho ke bhi me akela pad gaya. Ghar ka mahaul agle 2 saal tak dukhi he raha, na koi gaana baja na TV chalaya. Bas ek din babu ji ne kaha ke ab me aur Vidya didi padhne ke liye sheher ja rahe he , kyuki iss vaatavaran me to kya khaak padhai hogi. Didi ne sheher1 me Bsc me admission liya aur mera admission Sheher2 me civil engineering me ho gaya. Aur jaisa ke hota he life kisi ke liye rukti nahi he waise he ek alag mahol me reh ke hamari life bhi patri pe aa gayi.

Ye sab sochte hue me kheto me wapas aaya ,majdur aa chuke the aur jo nuksaan hua he uska jaayja le rahe the.

“ab kya karna he beta, inn jaanwaro ne to saari mehnat pe mut diya ” kaka.

Me : karna kya he kaake, ab firse jitni sabji lagayi thi usse dugni lagani he aur taar ka majbut compound banana he , aaj se aur abhi se ! Chachi tum chai banao sabke liye aur aaj se tum log subah se shaam tak yahi kaam karo, khana chai nashta bhi yahi hoga .



Wo log bhi maan gaye, mene unko jungli suar jama kar ke saaf karne ko kaha ,un logo ne to aaj khane se mana kar diya to mene khali saaf karne ka keh diya. Me wahi pe borewell pe nahaya aur dosto ko call kar ke sham ka program banane ka keh diya. Fir thoda maans thaile me bhar ke ghar le gaya :sweat: . Dekho aisa he ke life me problems to aayengi he par tum uska kya karte ho ye important he :bigboss1: .



Dopahar ko khane pe ,

Me : Babu ji ,hume sheher2 jaana hoga, naye kaartus lene ke liye.

Babu ji : saare khatam kar diye tune ? Itne janwar the waha ?

Didi : apne kheto me to 6 he ghuse the par bhai sahab ne to jungle me ghus ke maara he sab ko !

Didi ki baat pe me khaasne laga, fir dekha ke sab muze he ghur rahe he,

Me : Wo janwar kal firse aate isliye maara he maine .

Babu ji : Chhodo, waise bhi Banduk ka licence renew karne jana he tha, isi pe ek banduk iske naam pe register karwa deta hu .

Fir koi kuchh nahi bola, shaam ko maine dosto ko kheto pe he bula liya aur wahi pe khane pine ka program chala, didi ke liye Ashwini ko keh diya tha ke didi ko aaj raat tak busy rakhe aur wo bhi samaz gayi .



Sham ke 6 baje the, abhi andhera hone me time tha par hum jungle me the to abhi se andhera hota dikh raha tha. Me aur Ravi maans ko saaf karne me lage hue the, Alok haandi pe chawal paka raha tha. Itne me Manthan roti leke aa gaya, uske pichhe pichhe Nayak bhi aaya.

Ravi : kitna time lagate ho be saalo, aur Nalayak tu be dekhte he muh fer leta he aajkal bsdike bada nawab ban gaya he kya shadi kar ke ?

Me : chhod be Ravi, itne time baad sab aaye he aur tu abhi se bhaga raha he ..

Nayak : Bhai Ajay tu iska muh band kara de nahi to me chala jaunga yaha se.

Ravi : Ha to ja na lavde , ek bachelor party to de nahi sakta, bada aaya nawab…

Alok : ayy muh band rakho sab pehle daru niche rakho fir jise jaana he jaao bc

Manthan : Daru to tum logo ke paas he na be ?

Ravi : ayy to tum log kya leke aaye ho gobar ?

Me : ae Ravi tu ye saanf kar, daru Sanjay la raha he mene bola he usko

Alok : Kiska naam le liya bhai tune !

Me : Kyu kya problem he usse ab ?

Ravi : chhod usko jaane de

Me : Bolo be kya lafda kiya he wo ?

Manthan : Sanju pas wale gaon ki ladki ko pel raha tha usi ke kheto me, logo ke hatho uss din to bach gaya tha wo, fir uss ladki ke bhai idhar aaye aur Sanjay ki behen ko line marne lage , Sanju ne dekhte he pehchan liya unko fir wahi pel diya usne.

Me : Fir ?

Ravi : Fir kya, uss time ye Aloknath bhi tha Sanju ke sath un londo ko pelne me, do din baad ye unke gaon gaya tha bajar me to un ladko ne ise pel diya !

Manthan : Pela ? Pela nahi bhai ragad ragad ke dhoya ise wo to pehelwan ne bacha liya ise warna maar dalte wo suar saale !

Mene Alok ko dekha to sach me bohot gusse me tha wo, waise to Alok bhi pehelwani karta he ,fit banda he , Sanju ka jigri yaar he isiliye Sanju iske dam pe uchhalta rehta he .

“Bidi jalaile jigar se piya ,jigar maa badi aag he 🎶🎶

Humne dekha Sanju kandhe pe music system aur dusre hath me bada box liye apni masti me tunn :drunkman: hoke aaya he .

Sanju : Nacho bc nacho :eekdance:



Ab hum sab to nachne se rahe, kyonki malhaul jo tha pura serious ho gaya tha aur jiski wajah se hua tha wo aur aag bhadka raha tha .

Me : la daaru la idhar.

Mene daru ka box side me rakh diya aur aur hum paancho mil ke khana banane me lag gaye, Sanju pehle se nashe me tha to wo gaane ke sath bakchodi kar raha tha aur baki sab usko ignore !

Ek ghante me khana sab ready ho gaya fir chadar daal ke sab pine baith gaye, tabtak Alok ka mood bhi thik ho gaya tha to sab sahi chal raha tha .



Ravi : Abbe Manthan sun,

Manthan : Hmm bol

Ravi : Kaam ka dekh liya kya tune ?

Manthan : Kiska kaam bhai ?

Ravi : Mera aur kiska ? tuze bola tha tere sath meri bhi job lagwa de school me .

Manthan : bhai nahi ho payega sach me, bohot paisa maang rahe he wo log, mere time pe he job liya hota na tune bhi to sahi rehta, tab to 2 lakh liye the un logo ne, ab saale 7-8 lakh rupaye maangte he harami log.

Me unn dono ki baate achhe se sun raha tha, jitna muze pata hai usse Manthan paas ke Sarkari school me peon he aur Ravi aajkal gharwalo ke sath kheti kar raha he aur job bhi dhundh raha he .

Me : aye Ravi tu private me dekh na job, udhar bhi to bohot nokri padi he utha le koi bhi.

Ravi : Ajay bhai tu nahi janta ye private ke loche, machhar se jyada khun chooste he private wale wo bhi jhantbhar paiso ke liye , bhaiya ka haal dekha he maine, bhaiya ke liye 4 saal se gharwale ladki dhundh rahe he par koi de he nahi raha . saala tu to janta he bhaiya ko wo kaise he fir bhi aur ye Manthan ko dekh, saala peon he Sarkari school me to ghartak rishte aa rahe he iske !

Me : hmm sahi he bhai sahi he…



Sanju : Kya sahi he bc kya sahi he, Jatin bhaiya to apne jaisa pite bhi nahi he na he mere jaisa kahi muh marte he, sala govt job nahi he to kya koi ladki bhi nahi dega kya unko ?

Alok : Sanju ae sanju ek kaam kar …

Sanju : Ha bol ?

Alok : Tu teri Leena didi ki shadi kara de iske bhai se :rofl:

Aur jo sanju bhadka aur Alok ke upar kuda ke bass ho gayi shuru in dono ki par ye sab kuchh he der chala, kha pi ke sab dher ho gaye, Nayak aur Manthan dono late night me uth ke ghar chale gaye jo ki Nayak ki biwi he ghar pe aur Manthan ko school jana hota he, baki bache hum chaar bakchodi karte karte pi ke wahi so gaye. Bohot dino baad purane dosto se aise mila tha par Ashwini se waada bhi kiya tha ke ye akhiri baar hai, abhi dekhte he kya hota he waade ka !

Subah subah phone ke bajne se meri nind khuli , dekha to Ankush ka phone tha !

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To be continued…
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