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Babu ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, hum jungle ke kaafi andar aa gaye the aur saamne ek khandar tha jaha me bachpan me ekad baar aaya tha par tab bhi itne kaante the ke andar nahi ja paya tha.
Babu ji : Ye khandar nahi hamara ghar he jise jalaya gaya tha !
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Mere saamne hamara ghar tha jisme maine kabhi pair bhi nahi rakha tha par tha to mera he ghar. Bahar kaanto wale paudho ka compound banaya hua tha jo itna thick he ke nikalne jao to laal ho ke he niklo. Par babu ji ne ek baar khandar ko dekha fir mud ke ek taraf chalne laga, me bhi unke saath ho liya, kuchh dur chal ke wo ek jagah ruke fir jameen se mitti hatane lage, waha jaise gutter ka dhakkan hota he waisa he dhakkan dikha, use puri taqat se uthaya to niche jaane ke liye sidhiya dikhi, maine mobile ki light ON ki aur unke saath sidhiyo se niche utarne laga. Andar mera dam ghutne laga tha, babu ji aage chalte hue ek kamre ke ja ruke aur koi lever khincha, kuchh he der me aisa laga jaise andar ki saari ghutan kisi jagah se nikal gai he aur ab me dhang se saans le pa raha tha.
Tab maine uss kamre ko gaur se dekhna shuru kiya, usme dekhne jaisa kuchh nahi tha, na koi furniture na koi table wagera, bass 5-6 purane sanduk the jinpe dhul jami hui thi . Maine unke upar dhul hatani chahi to ,
Babu ji : andar kapde, bartan aur chopdi chhod ke kuchh nahi milega , jo kaam ki chije thi sona, hire, property ke papers unko bank ke locker me rakha he maine .
Me : me journal leta hu fir bhi …
Mene ek sanduk khola, andar ek aur chhota box tha jisme kapdo me lipte journals the, kuchh kitabe thi aur purane album .
Babu ji : ye jo dusra darwaja he na , ye sidha upar haveli ke godam me jaata he, jo ke ab khali int-pathharo ka malba he . Chalo ab, tumhe apni jamin dikhata hu.
Hum jaise aaye the waise he bahar nikle,
Babu ji : Iss haweli ke aaspaas ki ye jo jameen he 200 acre ki wo hamari he. Itne saalo me kaafi sare log aaye the shehero se jameen kharidne par Indar bhaiya ki laat kha ke he gaye.
Me : aap ko ye jameen pasand nahi he na ?
Babu ji : Hmm sach kaha tune beta, ye jameen bapu ne kaise bhi kamai ho par jaha humlog ab rehte he wo jagah, wo ghar, wo jameen maine aur Indar bhaiya ne apne mehnat se liya he hamara judaav usi se raha, akhir maa ka swabhimaan he tha jisne hame aisa banaya . Bhaiya ka man hota tha baar baar yaha aane ka to aksar aate rehte the isliye unhone sheher2 me he ghar le liya ke is jameen se iss gaon se aur yaha ke logo se wo dur ho jaye.
Me : unki maut accident he thi ya kuchh aur ?
Babu ji : Maine koshish bohot ki pata lagane ki par kabhi kuchh bhi hath nahi laga, jisne bhi karwaya wo shatir he bohot jyada shatir . chalo ghar jaate he, tumhe bhi kal unko ghumane le jana he .
Me : Lata aunty ko aap jaante he ?
Babu ji : Hmm, purani dost he wo, Dilli me jab padhta tha tab ek he college me the hum, isse jyada kuchh nahi.
Bass fir hum chupchap ghar wapas aa gaye, babu ji to jaake sidha so gaye par mere dimag jo dvanda shuru hua wo ruk he nahi raha tha . dada Ranjit Thakur ko to kabhi dekha nahi, photo me bhi nahi ! Indar chacha se bhi bade chacha he ye baat pata he nahi thi ! Mahendra Thakur (sabse bade chacha ) kaha he ,jinda he ya nahi , agar jinda he to wapas kyu nahi aaye iska bhi koi uttar nahi he. Sawal pe sawal khade hote ja rahe he aur jawab kisi ka bhi nahi. Nind aa nahi rahi to socha bahar jaake cigarette he fukta hu.
Me firse ghar ke bahar tha, abhi 3:30 baje hue the andhera fir kam hoke aakash nila sa dikh raha tha ,hawa me thandak mehsus kar ke mene cigarette nikali aur dhua fukne laga, ekaek muze laga kuchh aur bhi hoga jo me bhul raha hu, maine mobile nikala aur ek dost ko 10-15 msg kar diye ,muze pakka vishwas he ke ye mera kaam karega he karega, bass jaldi kar de
.Subah Ashwini ne jagaya to dekha kuchh naraj si lag rahi thi par uthaya he matlab itni bhi nahi he.
Me : Kya hua Ashu ?
Ashwini : Ready ho jao, ek ghante me hume ghumne jana hai.
Meri baat sune bina wo apne ghar chali gayi, me bathroom gaya to andar koi naha raha tha, matlab aaj firse bahar he nahana he.
Me naha dho ke ready hua, tabtak baki gharwale Renu aur uski mummy bhi ready taiyar the.
Me : Maa nashta ho gaya ?
Didi : Nashta pack kar liya he hum 4ro ke liye ,raaste me kha lena tum ,abhi chalo late ho gaye he already.
Me Renuka aur didi bahar aaye, tabtak Ashwini bhi jeep leke aa gayi. Me driving seat pe baitha to wo side me baith gayi, didi aur Renuka pichhe baith gaye.
Me : Jaana kaha hai ?
Ispe Ashu ne kuchh nahi kaha, to didi ki or dekha,
Didi : teri marji ,tu jaha le chal.
Mera mood pehele se tha kharab uspe in 3no ki nautanki, par jaane do apna time bhi ayega. Mene gaadi ki speed badhai aur gaon se 30 km dur purane kile ke pe leke gaya. Ye kila (fort) chhota he par unche pahad pe bana he isliye apne time pe ye ek important jagah thi, ab ek achha khasa tourist destination he, mene gaadi jaha tak chadh sakti thi chadhai fir utar gaya. Pet se awaj aa rahi thi to sab ne ped ki chhav me baith ke nashta kiya. Aaj ka din bhale he achha ho, jagah bhi mast he par ye 3no bhi gumsum se lage isliye mera bhi mood kharab hone laga.
Me : Tumlog ghumo idhar, me ja raha hu !
Renu : Aye kya hua yaar tuze ? Ghumna he na hume aaj .
Me : Ha to aise muh latka ke baithe ho na chupchap to aur maja ayega na ghumne, isse achha he me sheher1 he jaata hu.
Didi : Achha thik he, kal jo bhi hua usi se sab disturbed he to maja nahi aa raha he aise ghumne me, ek kaam karte he mall jaate he ,thoda shopping bhi kar lenge bhi movie dekh ke wahi dinner karenge aur raat ko ghar , kaisa rahega ?
Didi ke suggestion pe sab ne hami bhar di to humlog sheher1 wale mall me chale gaye, south ki comedy film thi to sab ne khali film dekhi to mera aur baki sab ka bhi mood sahi hua, iss sab me sham ke 6 baj gaye to thodi shopping karne ka socha. Ab wo 3no sahi me ek dusre se ghul mil gayi thi aur mil ke shopping kar rahi thi, me unke pichhe bag uthane ka kaam karte karte raat wali baat pe soch raha tha ke babu ji ne kaha tha ke jitna bhi sona,hire aur property ke papers he wo bank wale locker me rakhe he, matlab apne paas paisa he ,jamin he aur bohot saara he
babu ji aadarshwadi he par me thodi na unke jaisa hu, muze kamana he paisa wo arabo me, ye crore rupayye se mera to honewala he nahi. Bas wo paisa nikalna aana chahiye 
Shopping kar ke humlog ek achhe se restaurant me gaye khana khane, Ashwini mere sath baith gayi aur Renu didi ke sath.
Me : Chicken masala aur roti, tumlog bhi order karo .
Ashwini : Me biryani order kar rahi hu, bohot bhook lagi he yaar.
Renuka : To Ajay tumhari study chal rahi he ya mere jaise tum bhi hawabaji kar rahe ho ?
Me : Bass thoda thoda chal rha he baki time to kheto me aur baki kaam me laga hu.
Renuka : Tum civil engineering kar rahe ho na ?
Me : ha, tune bhi ?
Renu : Yess, kyu na hum sath sath study kare ?
Fuck. Faila he diya rayta . Achha khasa sab chal raha tha par nahi humse ye sab thodi dekha jayega
Didi menu card read karte karte muze he dekh rahi thi aur Ashu ,wo to uski sandal se mere panje pe dabaye he ja rahi thi, mushkil se me apne facial expressions chhipa raha tha .Me : Me me khud kheto me laga rehta hu fir raat ko 10-11 ke baad padhne baithta hu, mere pichhe fokat me tera time bhi waste hoga . Isse achha he hum dono notes exchange karte he, kyu ?
Renu : (low tone me) ha yahi sahi rahega.
Tabtak hamara order bhi aa gaya aur humlog khane lage, Ashu ne uski biryani side me rakhi aur mere sath he share kar ke khane lagi, jab chicken roti kha ke ho gayi to hum dono ne uski biryani share ki ek he thaali me. Maine dekha didi kaise bina koi reaction diye apna palak paneer kha rahi he jaise unhone hume dekha he nahi, wahi Renu to hume dekhte dekhte he kha rahi thi, thodi shocked bhi thi jo ki use aaj nahi to kal pata chalna he tha, par jaha tak muze yaad he usne pichhli baar bhi hum dono ko mall ki parking me kiss karte hue dekha tha to use itna bhi react karne ki jarurat nahi he .
Khane ke ke baad hum sidha gaon ki taraf nikle , Ashu drive kar rahi thi aur me side me baitha dost ko msg me he gariya raha tha, wahi jise kal raat ko maine kaam bataya tha. Hum ghar aaye to dekha Renuka ki mummy Lata aunty ko babu ji ne subah he unke ghar chhod diya he aur unki car bhi pohoncha di he.
Renuka : Wo Ajay muze ghar chhod doge please ?
Babu ji : Itni raat ko mat jao, aaj raat yahi ruko kal subah hote he wo chhod dega.
Renu : Wo uncle actually kal mummy ko bahar jana he to urgent he .
Babu ji : Thik he Ajay chhod dega tumhe, Ajay sambhal ke le jana .
Me : ji ,me use chhod ke sidha kheto wale ghar jaunga raat ko.
Babu ji : Thik he.
Mene bike nikali aur Renu ko leke nikal gaya, Ashu ka chehra utra hua tha par use kal he samza dunga .
Renu : Ajay
Me : Hmm
Renu : yaar gaon bada pyara he tera ..
Me : ha
Renu : tere gharwale bhi
Me : hmm
Renu : aur Ashwini bhi !
Me : Renu gf he wo meri, bass ab khush ? Sorry mene tuze pehle nahi bataya.
Renu : Its ok par mall me jab mene tumhe dekha tha kya kiss kar rahe the yaar tum dono
Bolte bolte usne pichhe se hug kiya aur apne gaal meri pith se ragadne lagi jaise teddy bear se ragad rahi ho, me bike rok nahi sakta ke rokunga to fir koi chutiyap hoga jo me nahi chahta. Abtak jitne bhi relationship me raha wo un sab me tutne ka kaaran jyadatar me he tha, akhir koi bhi ladki ek loyal bf he chahegi na ke mere jaisa.
Mene uski baaki baato ko ignore kiya aur fatfati ko bhagate hue sidha uske ghar ke saamne ruka. Uski mummy bahar he baithi thi uske liye, use chhod ke me nikla ke main road pe he tyre flat ! Bhagg bc ye gaon he panoti he mere liye, sala jab bhi yaha aata hu kuchh achha ho na ho bura jarur hota he
. Mene gariyate hue bike ko ek dukaan ke paas lagaya aur dekha ke tyre me purani keel ghus gayi he. Ab raat ke 11:30 baje gaon me lawda puncturewala milega. Mene socha paidal he jaata hu ghante bhar me pohoch jaunga aise to, tabhi dost ka call aaya.Dost : saale kanjoos tune bataya nahi itna paisa he tere pass !
Me : dekh Ankush dimag ghuma hua he ya to subah bata ya fir mudde pe aa.
Ankush : Ha Thakur ji mudde pe he aata hu, mene govt portal pe check kiya he tere baap ke naam pe koi 350 acre jameen he aur …
Me : aage bol saale , ye 350 acre to mene bhi dekhi he ,tu dada ka bata.
Ankush : Ha to pehle baith ja tu ek jagah fir sun
Me wahi raaste ke kinare baith gaya,
Me : Ha ab bata
Ankush : 800 acre ki non-agricultural jameen aur 5800 acre ki agricultural jameen he tere dada ke naam pe .
Wow just wow . matlab itne saal se me fokat me fakir bana fir raha tha jabke mere dada ki itni saari jaydaad he ! Fuck bc fuck . Babu ji usoolo wale he achhi baat he ,koi issue nahi par jo apna he wo apna he hai aur use apnana he mera kaam he
.Ankush : Hello hello , abe mar var gaya kya kutte ?
Me : Jinda hu lawde, tu aage bol..
Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok
Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.
Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .
Me : Done bhai done.
Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi
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Babu ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, hum jungle ke kaafi andar aa gaye the aur saamne ek khandar tha jaha me bachpan me ekad baar aaya tha par tab bhi itne kaante the ke andar nahi ja paya tha.
Babu ji : Ye khandar nahi hamara ghar he jise jalaya gaya tha !
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Mere saamne hamara ghar tha jisme maine kabhi pair bhi nahi rakha tha par tha to mera he ghar. Bahar kaanto wale paudho ka compound banaya hua tha jo itna thick he ke nikalne jao to laal ho ke he niklo. Par babu ji ne ek baar khandar ko dekha fir mud ke ek taraf chalne laga, me bhi unke saath ho liya, kuchh dur chal ke wo ek jagah ruke fir jameen se mitti hatane lage, waha jaise gutter ka dhakkan hota he waisa he dhakkan dikha, use puri taqat se uthaya to niche jaane ke liye sidhiya dikhi, maine mobile ki light ON ki aur unke saath sidhiyo se niche utarne laga. Andar mera dam ghutne laga tha, babu ji aage chalte hue ek kamre ke ja ruke aur koi lever khincha, kuchh he der me aisa laga jaise andar ki saari ghutan kisi jagah se nikal gai he aur ab me dhang se saans le pa raha tha.
Tab maine uss kamre ko gaur se dekhna shuru kiya, usme dekhne jaisa kuchh nahi tha, na koi furniture na koi table wagera, bass 5-6 purane sanduk the jinpe dhul jami hui thi . Maine unke upar dhul hatani chahi to ,
Babu ji : andar kapde, bartan aur chopdi chhod ke kuchh nahi milega , jo kaam ki chije thi sona, hire, property ke papers unko bank ke locker me rakha he maine .
Me : me journal leta hu fir bhi …
Mene ek sanduk khola, andar ek aur chhota box tha jisme kapdo me lipte journals the, kuchh kitabe thi aur purane album .
Babu ji : ye jo dusra darwaja he na , ye sidha upar haveli ke godam me jaata he, jo ke ab khali int-pathharo ka malba he . Chalo ab, tumhe apni jamin dikhata hu.
Hum jaise aaye the waise he bahar nikle,
Babu ji : Iss haweli ke aaspaas ki ye jo jameen he 200 acre ki wo hamari he. Itne saalo me kaafi sare log aaye the shehero se jameen kharidne par Indar bhaiya ki laat kha ke he gaye.
Me : aap ko ye jameen pasand nahi he na ?
Babu ji : Hmm sach kaha tune beta, ye jameen bapu ne kaise bhi kamai ho par jaha humlog ab rehte he wo jagah, wo ghar, wo jameen maine aur Indar bhaiya ne apne mehnat se liya he hamara judaav usi se raha, akhir maa ka swabhimaan he tha jisne hame aisa banaya . Bhaiya ka man hota tha baar baar yaha aane ka to aksar aate rehte the isliye unhone sheher2 me he ghar le liya ke is jameen se iss gaon se aur yaha ke logo se wo dur ho jaye.
Me : unki maut accident he thi ya kuchh aur ?
Babu ji : Maine koshish bohot ki pata lagane ki par kabhi kuchh bhi hath nahi laga, jisne bhi karwaya wo shatir he bohot jyada shatir . chalo ghar jaate he, tumhe bhi kal unko ghumane le jana he .
Me : Lata aunty ko aap jaante he ?
Babu ji : Hmm, purani dost he wo, Dilli me jab padhta tha tab ek he college me the hum, isse jyada kuchh nahi.
Bass fir hum chupchap ghar wapas aa gaye, babu ji to jaake sidha so gaye par mere dimag jo dvanda shuru hua wo ruk he nahi raha tha . dada Ranjit Thakur ko to kabhi dekha nahi, photo me bhi nahi ! Indar chacha se bhi bade chacha he ye baat pata he nahi thi ! Mahendra Thakur (sabse bade chacha ) kaha he ,jinda he ya nahi , agar jinda he to wapas kyu nahi aaye iska bhi koi uttar nahi he. Sawal pe sawal khade hote ja rahe he aur jawab kisi ka bhi nahi. Nind aa nahi rahi to socha bahar jaake cigarette he fukta hu.
Me firse ghar ke bahar tha, abhi 3:30 baje hue the andhera fir kam hoke aakash nila sa dikh raha tha ,hawa me thandak mehsus kar ke mene cigarette nikali aur dhua fukne laga, ekaek muze laga kuchh aur bhi hoga jo me bhul raha hu, maine mobile nikala aur ek dost ko 10-15 msg kar diye ,muze pakka vishwas he ke ye mera kaam karega he karega, bass jaldi kar de
Subah Ashwini ne jagaya to dekha kuchh naraj si lag rahi thi par uthaya he matlab itni bhi nahi he.
Me : Kya hua Ashu ?
Ashwini : Ready ho jao, ek ghante me hume ghumne jana hai.
Meri baat sune bina wo apne ghar chali gayi, me bathroom gaya to andar koi naha raha tha, matlab aaj firse bahar he nahana he.
Me naha dho ke ready hua, tabtak baki gharwale Renu aur uski mummy bhi ready taiyar the.
Me : Maa nashta ho gaya ?
Didi : Nashta pack kar liya he hum 4ro ke liye ,raaste me kha lena tum ,abhi chalo late ho gaye he already.
Me Renuka aur didi bahar aaye, tabtak Ashwini bhi jeep leke aa gayi. Me driving seat pe baitha to wo side me baith gayi, didi aur Renuka pichhe baith gaye.
Me : Jaana kaha hai ?
Ispe Ashu ne kuchh nahi kaha, to didi ki or dekha,
Didi : teri marji ,tu jaha le chal.
Mera mood pehele se tha kharab uspe in 3no ki nautanki, par jaane do apna time bhi ayega. Mene gaadi ki speed badhai aur gaon se 30 km dur purane kile ke pe leke gaya. Ye kila (fort) chhota he par unche pahad pe bana he isliye apne time pe ye ek important jagah thi, ab ek achha khasa tourist destination he, mene gaadi jaha tak chadh sakti thi chadhai fir utar gaya. Pet se awaj aa rahi thi to sab ne ped ki chhav me baith ke nashta kiya. Aaj ka din bhale he achha ho, jagah bhi mast he par ye 3no bhi gumsum se lage isliye mera bhi mood kharab hone laga.
Me : Tumlog ghumo idhar, me ja raha hu !
Renu : Aye kya hua yaar tuze ? Ghumna he na hume aaj .
Me : Ha to aise muh latka ke baithe ho na chupchap to aur maja ayega na ghumne, isse achha he me sheher1 he jaata hu.
Didi : Achha thik he, kal jo bhi hua usi se sab disturbed he to maja nahi aa raha he aise ghumne me, ek kaam karte he mall jaate he ,thoda shopping bhi kar lenge bhi movie dekh ke wahi dinner karenge aur raat ko ghar , kaisa rahega ?
Didi ke suggestion pe sab ne hami bhar di to humlog sheher1 wale mall me chale gaye, south ki comedy film thi to sab ne khali film dekhi to mera aur baki sab ka bhi mood sahi hua, iss sab me sham ke 6 baj gaye to thodi shopping karne ka socha. Ab wo 3no sahi me ek dusre se ghul mil gayi thi aur mil ke shopping kar rahi thi, me unke pichhe bag uthane ka kaam karte karte raat wali baat pe soch raha tha ke babu ji ne kaha tha ke jitna bhi sona,hire aur property ke papers he wo bank wale locker me rakhe he, matlab apne paas paisa he ,jamin he aur bohot saara he
Shopping kar ke humlog ek achhe se restaurant me gaye khana khane, Ashwini mere sath baith gayi aur Renu didi ke sath.
Me : Chicken masala aur roti, tumlog bhi order karo .
Ashwini : Me biryani order kar rahi hu, bohot bhook lagi he yaar.
Renuka : To Ajay tumhari study chal rahi he ya mere jaise tum bhi hawabaji kar rahe ho ?
Me : Bass thoda thoda chal rha he baki time to kheto me aur baki kaam me laga hu.
Renuka : Tum civil engineering kar rahe ho na ?
Me : ha, tune bhi ?
Renu : Yess, kyu na hum sath sath study kare ?
Fuck. Faila he diya rayta . Achha khasa sab chal raha tha par nahi humse ye sab thodi dekha jayega
Me : Me me khud kheto me laga rehta hu fir raat ko 10-11 ke baad padhne baithta hu, mere pichhe fokat me tera time bhi waste hoga . Isse achha he hum dono notes exchange karte he, kyu ?
Renu : (low tone me) ha yahi sahi rahega.
Tabtak hamara order bhi aa gaya aur humlog khane lage, Ashu ne uski biryani side me rakhi aur mere sath he share kar ke khane lagi, jab chicken roti kha ke ho gayi to hum dono ne uski biryani share ki ek he thaali me. Maine dekha didi kaise bina koi reaction diye apna palak paneer kha rahi he jaise unhone hume dekha he nahi, wahi Renu to hume dekhte dekhte he kha rahi thi, thodi shocked bhi thi jo ki use aaj nahi to kal pata chalna he tha, par jaha tak muze yaad he usne pichhli baar bhi hum dono ko mall ki parking me kiss karte hue dekha tha to use itna bhi react karne ki jarurat nahi he .
Khane ke ke baad hum sidha gaon ki taraf nikle , Ashu drive kar rahi thi aur me side me baitha dost ko msg me he gariya raha tha, wahi jise kal raat ko maine kaam bataya tha. Hum ghar aaye to dekha Renuka ki mummy Lata aunty ko babu ji ne subah he unke ghar chhod diya he aur unki car bhi pohoncha di he.
Renuka : Wo Ajay muze ghar chhod doge please ?
Babu ji : Itni raat ko mat jao, aaj raat yahi ruko kal subah hote he wo chhod dega.
Renu : Wo uncle actually kal mummy ko bahar jana he to urgent he .
Babu ji : Thik he Ajay chhod dega tumhe, Ajay sambhal ke le jana .
Me : ji ,me use chhod ke sidha kheto wale ghar jaunga raat ko.
Babu ji : Thik he.
Mene bike nikali aur Renu ko leke nikal gaya, Ashu ka chehra utra hua tha par use kal he samza dunga .
Renu : Ajay
Me : Hmm
Renu : yaar gaon bada pyara he tera ..
Me : ha
Renu : tere gharwale bhi
Me : hmm
Renu : aur Ashwini bhi !
Me : Renu gf he wo meri, bass ab khush ? Sorry mene tuze pehle nahi bataya.
Renu : Its ok par mall me jab mene tumhe dekha tha kya kiss kar rahe the yaar tum dono
Bolte bolte usne pichhe se hug kiya aur apne gaal meri pith se ragadne lagi jaise teddy bear se ragad rahi ho, me bike rok nahi sakta ke rokunga to fir koi chutiyap hoga jo me nahi chahta. Abtak jitne bhi relationship me raha wo un sab me tutne ka kaaran jyadatar me he tha, akhir koi bhi ladki ek loyal bf he chahegi na ke mere jaisa.
Mene uski baaki baato ko ignore kiya aur fatfati ko bhagate hue sidha uske ghar ke saamne ruka. Uski mummy bahar he baithi thi uske liye, use chhod ke me nikla ke main road pe he tyre flat ! Bhagg bc ye gaon he panoti he mere liye, sala jab bhi yaha aata hu kuchh achha ho na ho bura jarur hota he
Dost : saale kanjoos tune bataya nahi itna paisa he tere pass !
Me : dekh Ankush dimag ghuma hua he ya to subah bata ya fir mudde pe aa.
Ankush : Ha Thakur ji mudde pe he aata hu, mene govt portal pe check kiya he tere baap ke naam pe koi 350 acre jameen he aur …
Me : aage bol saale , ye 350 acre to mene bhi dekhi he ,tu dada ka bata.
Ankush : Ha to pehle baith ja tu ek jagah fir sun
Me wahi raaste ke kinare baith gaya,
Me : Ha ab bata
Ankush : 800 acre ki non-agricultural jameen aur 5800 acre ki agricultural jameen he tere dada ke naam pe .
Wow just wow . matlab itne saal se me fokat me fakir bana fir raha tha jabke mere dada ki itni saari jaydaad he ! Fuck bc fuck . Babu ji usoolo wale he achhi baat he ,koi issue nahi par jo apna he wo apna he hai aur use apnana he mera kaam he
Ankush : Hello hello , abe mar var gaya kya kutte ?
Me : Jinda hu lawde, tu aage bol..
Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok
Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.
Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .
Me : Done bhai done.
Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi
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Zabardast updateUpdate 19- Shekh-Chilli
Babu ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, hum jungle ke kaafi andar aa gaye the aur saamne ek khandar tha jaha me bachpan me ekad baar aaya tha par tab bhi itne kaante the ke andar nahi ja paya tha.
Babu ji : Ye khandar nahi hamara ghar he jise jalaya gaya tha !
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Mere saamne hamara ghar tha jisme maine kabhi pair bhi nahi rakha tha par tha to mera he ghar. Bahar kaanto wale paudho ka compound banaya hua tha jo itna thick he ke nikalne jao to laal ho ke he niklo. Par babu ji ne ek baar khandar ko dekha fir mud ke ek taraf chalne laga, me bhi unke saath ho liya, kuchh dur chal ke wo ek jagah ruke fir jameen se mitti hatane lage, waha jaise gutter ka dhakkan hota he waisa he dhakkan dikha, use puri taqat se uthaya to niche jaane ke liye sidhiya dikhi, maine mobile ki light ON ki aur unke saath sidhiyo se niche utarne laga. Andar mera dam ghutne laga tha, babu ji aage chalte hue ek kamre ke ja ruke aur koi lever khincha, kuchh he der me aisa laga jaise andar ki saari ghutan kisi jagah se nikal gai he aur ab me dhang se saans le pa raha tha.
Tab maine uss kamre ko gaur se dekhna shuru kiya, usme dekhne jaisa kuchh nahi tha, na koi furniture na koi table wagera, bass 5-6 purane sanduk the jinpe dhul jami hui thi . Maine unke upar dhul hatani chahi to ,
Babu ji : andar kapde, bartan aur chopdi chhod ke kuchh nahi milega , jo kaam ki chije thi sona, hire, property ke papers unko bank ke locker me rakha he maine .
Me : me journal leta hu fir bhi …
Mene ek sanduk khola, andar ek aur chhota box tha jisme kapdo me lipte journals the, kuchh kitabe thi aur purane album .
Babu ji : ye jo dusra darwaja he na , ye sidha upar haveli ke godam me jaata he, jo ke ab khali int-pathharo ka malba he . Chalo ab, tumhe apni jamin dikhata hu.
Hum jaise aaye the waise he bahar nikle,
Babu ji : Iss haweli ke aaspaas ki ye jo jameen he 200 acre ki wo hamari he. Itne saalo me kaafi sare log aaye the shehero se jameen kharidne par Indar bhaiya ki laat kha ke he gaye.
Me : aap ko ye jameen pasand nahi he na ?
Babu ji : Hmm sach kaha tune beta, ye jameen bapu ne kaise bhi kamai ho par jaha humlog ab rehte he wo jagah, wo ghar, wo jameen maine aur Indar bhaiya ne apne mehnat se liya he hamara judaav usi se raha, akhir maa ka swabhimaan he tha jisne hame aisa banaya . Bhaiya ka man hota tha baar baar yaha aane ka to aksar aate rehte the isliye unhone sheher2 me he ghar le liya ke is jameen se iss gaon se aur yaha ke logo se wo dur ho jaye.
Me : unki maut accident he thi ya kuchh aur ?
Babu ji : Maine koshish bohot ki pata lagane ki par kabhi kuchh bhi hath nahi laga, jisne bhi karwaya wo shatir he bohot jyada shatir . chalo ghar jaate he, tumhe bhi kal unko ghumane le jana he .
Me : Lata aunty ko aap jaante he ?
Babu ji : Hmm, purani dost he wo, Dilli me jab padhta tha tab ek he college me the hum, isse jyada kuchh nahi.
Bass fir hum chupchap ghar wapas aa gaye, babu ji to jaake sidha so gaye par mere dimag jo dvanda shuru hua wo ruk he nahi raha tha . dada Ranjit Thakur ko to kabhi dekha nahi, photo me bhi nahi ! Indar chacha se bhi bade chacha he ye baat pata he nahi thi ! Mahendra Thakur (sabse bade chacha ) kaha he ,jinda he ya nahi , agar jinda he to wapas kyu nahi aaye iska bhi koi uttar nahi he. Sawal pe sawal khade hote ja rahe he aur jawab kisi ka bhi nahi. Nind aa nahi rahi to socha bahar jaake cigarette he fukta hu.
Me firse ghar ke bahar tha, abhi 3:30 baje hue the andhera fir kam hoke aakash nila sa dikh raha tha ,hawa me thandak mehsus kar ke mene cigarette nikali aur dhua fukne laga, ekaek muze laga kuchh aur bhi hoga jo me bhul raha hu, maine mobile nikala aur ek dost ko 10-15 msg kar diye ,muze pakka vishwas he ke ye mera kaam karega he karega, bass jaldi kar de
Subah Ashwini ne jagaya to dekha kuchh naraj si lag rahi thi par uthaya he matlab itni bhi nahi he.
Me : Kya hua Ashu ?
Ashwini : Ready ho jao, ek ghante me hume ghumne jana hai.
Meri baat sune bina wo apne ghar chali gayi, me bathroom gaya to andar koi naha raha tha, matlab aaj firse bahar he nahana he.
Me naha dho ke ready hua, tabtak baki gharwale Renu aur uski mummy bhi ready taiyar the.
Me : Maa nashta ho gaya ?
Didi : Nashta pack kar liya he hum 4ro ke liye ,raaste me kha lena tum ,abhi chalo late ho gaye he already.
Me Renuka aur didi bahar aaye, tabtak Ashwini bhi jeep leke aa gayi. Me driving seat pe baitha to wo side me baith gayi, didi aur Renuka pichhe baith gaye.
Me : Jaana kaha hai ?
Ispe Ashu ne kuchh nahi kaha, to didi ki or dekha,
Didi : teri marji ,tu jaha le chal.
Mera mood pehele se tha kharab uspe in 3no ki nautanki, par jaane do apna time bhi ayega. Mene gaadi ki speed badhai aur gaon se 30 km dur purane kile ke pe leke gaya. Ye kila (fort) chhota he par unche pahad pe bana he isliye apne time pe ye ek important jagah thi, ab ek achha khasa tourist destination he, mene gaadi jaha tak chadh sakti thi chadhai fir utar gaya. Pet se awaj aa rahi thi to sab ne ped ki chhav me baith ke nashta kiya. Aaj ka din bhale he achha ho, jagah bhi mast he par ye 3no bhi gumsum se lage isliye mera bhi mood kharab hone laga.
Me : Tumlog ghumo idhar, me ja raha hu !
Renu : Aye kya hua yaar tuze ? Ghumna he na hume aaj .
Me : Ha to aise muh latka ke baithe ho na chupchap to aur maja ayega na ghumne, isse achha he me sheher1 he jaata hu.
Didi : Achha thik he, kal jo bhi hua usi se sab disturbed he to maja nahi aa raha he aise ghumne me, ek kaam karte he mall jaate he ,thoda shopping bhi kar lenge bhi movie dekh ke wahi dinner karenge aur raat ko ghar , kaisa rahega ?
Didi ke suggestion pe sab ne hami bhar di to humlog sheher1 wale mall me chale gaye, south ki comedy film thi to sab ne khali film dekhi to mera aur baki sab ka bhi mood sahi hua, iss sab me sham ke 6 baj gaye to thodi shopping karne ka socha. Ab wo 3no sahi me ek dusre se ghul mil gayi thi aur mil ke shopping kar rahi thi, me unke pichhe bag uthane ka kaam karte karte raat wali baat pe soch raha tha ke babu ji ne kaha tha ke jitna bhi sona,hire aur property ke papers he wo bank wale locker me rakhe he, matlab apne paas paisa he ,jamin he aur bohot saara he
Shopping kar ke humlog ek achhe se restaurant me gaye khana khane, Ashwini mere sath baith gayi aur Renu didi ke sath.
Me : Chicken masala aur roti, tumlog bhi order karo .
Ashwini : Me biryani order kar rahi hu, bohot bhook lagi he yaar.
Renuka : To Ajay tumhari study chal rahi he ya mere jaise tum bhi hawabaji kar rahe ho ?
Me : Bass thoda thoda chal rha he baki time to kheto me aur baki kaam me laga hu.
Renuka : Tum civil engineering kar rahe ho na ?
Me : ha, tune bhi ?
Renu : Yess, kyu na hum sath sath study kare ?
Fuck. Faila he diya rayta . Achha khasa sab chal raha tha par nahi humse ye sab thodi dekha jayega
Me : Me me khud kheto me laga rehta hu fir raat ko 10-11 ke baad padhne baithta hu, mere pichhe fokat me tera time bhi waste hoga . Isse achha he hum dono notes exchange karte he, kyu ?
Renu : (low tone me) ha yahi sahi rahega.
Tabtak hamara order bhi aa gaya aur humlog khane lage, Ashu ne uski biryani side me rakhi aur mere sath he share kar ke khane lagi, jab chicken roti kha ke ho gayi to hum dono ne uski biryani share ki ek he thaali me. Maine dekha didi kaise bina koi reaction diye apna palak paneer kha rahi he jaise unhone hume dekha he nahi, wahi Renu to hume dekhte dekhte he kha rahi thi, thodi shocked bhi thi jo ki use aaj nahi to kal pata chalna he tha, par jaha tak muze yaad he usne pichhli baar bhi hum dono ko mall ki parking me kiss karte hue dekha tha to use itna bhi react karne ki jarurat nahi he .
Khane ke ke baad hum sidha gaon ki taraf nikle , Ashu drive kar rahi thi aur me side me baitha dost ko msg me he gariya raha tha, wahi jise kal raat ko maine kaam bataya tha. Hum ghar aaye to dekha Renuka ki mummy Lata aunty ko babu ji ne subah he unke ghar chhod diya he aur unki car bhi pohoncha di he.
Renuka : Wo Ajay muze ghar chhod doge please ?
Babu ji : Itni raat ko mat jao, aaj raat yahi ruko kal subah hote he wo chhod dega.
Renu : Wo uncle actually kal mummy ko bahar jana he to urgent he .
Babu ji : Thik he Ajay chhod dega tumhe, Ajay sambhal ke le jana .
Me : ji ,me use chhod ke sidha kheto wale ghar jaunga raat ko.
Babu ji : Thik he.
Mene bike nikali aur Renu ko leke nikal gaya, Ashu ka chehra utra hua tha par use kal he samza dunga .
Renu : Ajay
Me : Hmm
Renu : yaar gaon bada pyara he tera ..
Me : ha
Renu : tere gharwale bhi
Me : hmm
Renu : aur Ashwini bhi !
Me : Renu gf he wo meri, bass ab khush ? Sorry mene tuze pehle nahi bataya.
Renu : Its ok par mall me jab mene tumhe dekha tha kya kiss kar rahe the yaar tum dono
Bolte bolte usne pichhe se hug kiya aur apne gaal meri pith se ragadne lagi jaise teddy bear se ragad rahi ho, me bike rok nahi sakta ke rokunga to fir koi chutiyap hoga jo me nahi chahta. Abtak jitne bhi relationship me raha wo un sab me tutne ka kaaran jyadatar me he tha, akhir koi bhi ladki ek loyal bf he chahegi na ke mere jaisa.
Mene uski baaki baato ko ignore kiya aur fatfati ko bhagate hue sidha uske ghar ke saamne ruka. Uski mummy bahar he baithi thi uske liye, use chhod ke me nikla ke main road pe he tyre flat ! Bhagg bc ye gaon he panoti he mere liye, sala jab bhi yaha aata hu kuchh achha ho na ho bura jarur hota he
Dost : saale kanjoos tune bataya nahi itna paisa he tere pass !
Me : dekh Ankush dimag ghuma hua he ya to subah bata ya fir mudde pe aa.
Ankush : Ha Thakur ji mudde pe he aata hu, mene govt portal pe check kiya he tere baap ke naam pe koi 350 acre jameen he aur …
Me : aage bol saale , ye 350 acre to mene bhi dekhi he ,tu dada ka bata.
Ankush : Ha to pehle baith ja tu ek jagah fir sun
Me wahi raaste ke kinare baith gaya,
Me : Ha ab bata
Ankush : 800 acre ki non-agricultural jameen aur 5800 acre ki agricultural jameen he tere dada ke naam pe .
Wow just wow . matlab itne saal se me fokat me fakir bana fir raha tha jabke mere dada ki itni saari jaydaad he ! Fuck bc fuck . Babu ji usoolo wale he achhi baat he ,koi issue nahi par jo apna he wo apna he hai aur use apnana he mera kaam he
Ankush : Hello hello , abe mar var gaya kya kutte ?
Me : Jinda hu lawde, tu aage bol..
Ankush : aur bhi koi jameen he to me dekhta hu aur tuze detail me bhejta hu, ok
Me : ha thik he , aur thanks bhai for help.
Ankush : Bass kya bhai thanks mat bol khali jameen milne ke baad apne ko koi achhi si job dila de aur kuchh nahi chaiye ,party bhi me he dunga .
Me : Done bhai done.
Mene phone cut kar diya aur wahi raaste pe let gaya, iss time mere thobde pe jo smile thi wo McDonald’s ke putle se bhi badi thi, me itna saara paisa aur jameen ko jise mene abhi tak paaya bhi nahi he use imagine kar ke he has raha tha , meri haalat is samay shekh-chilly se kam nahi thi
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