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Update 17 – Tufaan !
Me : (uske paas ja ke) Tu kahe to aaj he elaan kar du hamare rishte ka, kal he maa-babu ji ko leke aata hu tere ghar tera hath maangne !
Ashwini : Aur Didi ka kya ? unki shadi ka kya ? Chacha chachi ke sapne , daadi ke sapne , unka kya ? me intjar kar lungi bass tum mukad mat jana kabhi !
Usne mere chehre pe pyaar se hath fera , meri balaye li aur chali gayi. Me sochta tha jab aapka jhuth pakda jata he, kaali kartute logo ke saamne ,apno ke saamne aati he to lanka lagti he par me galat tha, jab insaan ka saamna saaf dil wale sachhe insaan se hota he to mere jaiso ki sabse badi lanka lagti he !
To be continued…
Wo to chali gayi par mere dil o dimag pe hathode maar ke he gayi, par konsa kuchh galat kaha tha usne ? Meri jimmedariya bohot he aur me ek khet ka kaam kar ke khud ko purn samajhne laga tha. Par usne mere ego ke gubbare ki jo hawa nikali ke me jamin pe aa gira.
Mene bike nikali aur sheher1 chala gaya, waha se cement ret ki boriya hamare gaon bhijwa di jo ki kheto wale room ko bada karna he aur naya toilet bathroom bhi banana he. Diwar ke liye color, tubelight aur pankhe le liye aur gaon ki or chal diya. Gaon ke karib aaya he tha ke muze gaon ki seema ke bahar ek budhau aadmi niche pada hua mila, mene bike stand ki aur uske paas jaake dekha to pair kaala pad gaya tha aur hath pair ful gaye the matlab pakka ise saanp ne kaata hoga , uski saanse chal rahi thi to mene use uthaya aur apne sath bike pe bitha ke belt se bandh diya aur paas ke Parvan gaon le gaya jaha ke Primary medical centre pe iska ilaj hoga.
Mene bike sidha jaake medical centre ke saamne roki aur waha use admit karwaya, doctor iss baar time pe mila warna aise cases jab bhi hamare yaha hote he to pehli baat to saanp ke kaatne ke baad aadmi/aurat ka jinda rehna namumkin hota he aur agar wo jinda raha bhi to log use leke kisi local babaji ke paas jate he jaha jaate jaate aadhe nikal lete he aur shayad he koi bach jaye to use nasibwala he kahe !
Iss bich shaam ho gayi, doctor ne kaha ke wo aadmi jinda he aur recover ho jayega. Mene socha jaake mil lu usse to me andar emergency ward me gaya to dekha wo aadmi hospital ke bed pe pith se tek lagaye hath me I-Phone 8 liye kuchh kar raha tha aur jaise he usne muze dekha to hadbada gaya aur mobile side me rakh diya.
Aadmi : Aapka bohot bohot dhanyawad beta, aapne hamari jaan bacha ke hum pe bohot upkaar kiye.
Me : Ji chacha ji koi baat nahi, ab aap kaisa feel kar rahe he ?
Aadmi : Ab me ekdam first class feel kar raha h…
Mene dekha uska English shabd bolna dikha raha tha ke wo gaon ka to he nahi, fir bhi suti kamij, dhoti pehne ghum raha tha, maamla gadbad maloom padta he par muze bhi apne kaam he to mene usko pranam kiya aur waha se bahar nikla.
Nurse : Suno, aapko doctor ne bulaya he.
Iski to
Me doctor ke cabin me gaya,
Me : Ji sir ji boliye kuchh baki tha kya ?
Doctor : Baitho pehle to, aur ye batao ye aadmi mila kaha tumhe ?
Me : Hamare gaon ke bahar pada mila, saanp ne kata tha to yahi le aaya
Doctor : wo sab thik he par kya ye tumhare he gaon ka he kya ?
Me : Nahi, pehle to kabhi nahi dekha upar se dehati bhi nahi lagta, I-phone chala raha tha abhi andar.
Doctor : Apna naam aur number deke jaao tum, muze wo aadmi sahi nahi laga to me police ko report karne ja raha hu !
Fuckk bc fuckk
Me : Kyu doctor sahab, matlab I-phone to koi bhi le sakta he na ?
Doctor : Uske pair me aur pith me goli lagne jaise nishan mile he, uska naam puchha to wo bhi jhuth bataya usne !
Me : Chalta hu me fir to, ab ye musibat aapki, Jai Ram ji ki
.Mene apna naam number usko deke medical centre se bahar nikla aur bike sidha apne gaon ki or bhaga di, saala bhala karo to usme bhi maut, marne ko chhodo to pashchataap se maro kya bakchodi he yaar ye sab ! Me yahi sab sochte sochte bike bhaga raha tha ke muze laga jaise kisi ne mera naam liya ho ,Bike rok ke pichhe dekha to raaste ke side me ek khadi thi aur uske sath Renuka aur uski maa khadi thi ! Kuchh din pehle me iss ladki ko leke hotel le jane ka sochta tha aur ek aaj ka din he jo ise dekh ke muze lag rha he ke meri kismat he kharab he BC.
Par na me andar se kitna bhi kamina, laundiyabaz, hawsi janwar rahu bahar se me hu nek aur sharif insaan isiliye to iss story ke readers muze hero bolte he ji
Me : Kya hua aunty ji koi problem he kya ?
Ab uski maa firse muze ghur ke dekhne lagi jaise maine iski ladki ko line maari ho , fir yaad aaya usko mere aunty bolne se problem he
wese wo jyada umar ki nahi dikhti par Renu sath he to uski maa ko aunty he bolna padega na 
Renuka : tumhare yaha aa rahe the aur bich me ye puncture ho gaya aur ab spare tyre bhi nahi he..
Mene bhi dekha front wala tyre flat tha.
Me : ek kaam karta hu me tyre leke jata hu aur repair kar ke laata hu sirf aadha ghanta lagega.
Aunty : Nahi andhera hone ko he aur hum aur jyada yaha bich jungle me nahi ruk sakte.
Me : Thik he, fir aap car ko lock karo aur humlog mere bike pe he jaate he ..
Ab unke paas to koi option tha nahi to wo bag leke baith gaye, Renuka ne leggings pehni thi to wo mere pichhe baith gayi aur uske pichhe aunty jo sari pehne hui thi. Inke bich me mere aand fuel tank pe dabb gaye aur jo pressure bana ke kya batau ! Renuka ke boobs meri pith me dabe hue the par muze unki koi padi he nahi thi jo mera saara focus mere aand pe he raha, me bike ko itna sambhal ke chala raha tha ke kya he kahu
Aise he gadhho se bachte bachate me unhe leke aapne ghar aaya. Hamesha ki tarah dadi bahar khaat pe maala liye baithi thi unko sabne namaste kiya aur hum andar aaye.
Me : Maa didi bahar aana to ,
Unke aate he mene sabka intro karaya, babu ji naye kheto pe gaye the aur raat ko khane pe he aane wale the. Renu ki maa meri maa se baate karne me lag gayi aur me Renu ko ghar dikhane laga,
Me : Ye he mera kamra jaha me pada rehta hu aajkal
Ispe wo has di .
Renu : Aur ye tumhare bachpan ke photos he, kyu ?
Me : Hmm
Renu : Matlab tum tab bhi cute the bass ab thoda naughty bhi ho
Wo aise he yaha waha ki meri chijo ko dekh ke comment pass karte karte pura room ghum li. Tabhi bahar se didi ne awaj di to me unke paas gaya,
Didi : dukan ja aur paneer aur mitha kuchh leke aa raat ke khane ke liye, aur jaldi aana .
Renu : Me bhi chalu sath me ? Muze Ashwini se bhi milna he !
Ispe mene didi ko dekha aur didi ne muze.
Didi : Chalo me le chalti hu tumhe Ashu ke paas waise bhi chachi se mile bohot din hue he.
Didi usko le gayi to thoda pressure kam hua par bala abhi kaha tali hai ! Kher jo hona he wo hokar rahega, hum sirf aand khujate reh jayenge ☹ to me bhi dukan gaya paneer lene par lund aaj kuchh mile to haram, paneer dhundhte dhundhte me halwai ke dukan gaya jaha Nisha bhi thi.
Me : Chacha aadha kilo paneer chahiye .
Halwai : Are beta paneer he par bohot kam he …
Nisha : Ghar pe he na babu ji, Raju ko bhej ke manga leti hu.
Halwai : Raju nalayak jayega to ghante baad aayega
Nisha : Ajay tum mere saath he chalo aur paneer le jana.
Me sirf mundi hilata reh gaya aur uske saath chal diya jo ki aajkal jaisa mere sath ho raha he usme har bitate second ke sath koi na koi aafat aa ke gale pad jaati he.
Me : Vinod ka kaam kaisa chal raha he Nisha ?
Nisha : Bohot achha chal raha he Ajay, uska daru pina bhi ab 2 din se band he aur babu ji bhi ab usse thik se baat karne lage he.
Aise he baato baato me hum uske ghar pohoche , andar aane ke baad usne muze hall me baithne ko kaha aur darwaja laga di, me sofe pe baith gaya aur wait karne laga.
Wo ek thaili me paneer bandh ke laai aur thali me kuchh sweet laai aur mere saamne rakha.
Me : kya Nisha diabetes ho jayega aise mitha khata rahunga to .
Ispe usne ek petha uthaya aur mere muh ke saamne laaya, mene uske hath se lene chaha to usne use jhatka to mene bhi jyada na khichte hue muh khola.
Petha sach me bohot mitha tha aur me mitha bohot kam khata hu, usne ek aur khilaya fir mene usko bithaya aur usse vida li. Jaate jaate maine dekha ke wo bohot emotional hui he aur uski aankhe kuchh kuchh bhar aayi he jaise abhi ro degi. Maine bhi waha jyada der rukna sahi nahi samza aur ghar ki or chal diya. Raaste me Ashu ke ghar ke bahar tino maharaniya aur chachi dikh gayi jo chai-namkin ke sath gappe lada rahi thi, jo Renu ne muze dekha aur gaadi ka ek aur stop aa gaya.
Ashu : Chai piyenge aap ?
Uske aap kehne se sabki bhuvve tan gayi, jaise he use iska ehsaas hua wo apna cup rakh ke andar bhaag gayi, yaha chachi (Ashwini ki maa) aur Renuka muze aise dekh rahi thi jaise saamne koi alien khada ho.
Renu : Ajay
Me : Hu…
Renuka : tumhara gaon hamare parvan ke mukable kaafi bada he, ghumane kab le jaoge muze.
Ispe chachi aur didi aankhe faad ke muze dekhne lagi ke chal kya raha he aur kiska kiske sath chal raha he
Me : Sunday ko jaate he hum sab, yaha se dur ek purana fort he waha jaayenge (aur wahi se niche fek dunga
)Renu : Ayy par sunday ko apne class he na sheher1 me ,fir ?
Ashu : Kiske class he sheher1 me ?
Renu : Mere aur Ajay ke, hum waha ek he coaching me jaate he na.
Ashu ne muze aankhe khol ke dekha aur chai ka cup pakda diya, aur mere saamne he baith gayi, uski fulti nathune aur bhaari saanse bata rahi thi ke jwalamukhi kabhi bhi fatt sakta he !
Didi : chachi hum chalte he ab der ho rahi he, aur me Ashu ko bhi saath le ja rahi hamare yaha, raat ko bhi ye hamare yaha he rahegi , thik he na chachi ?
Ab Chachi to chachi he, usne muze dekha fir kuchh second baad kaha ha le jao aur tum bhi aati rehna.
Hum charo ghar aa gaye , bich me jyada koi baat nahi hui kyunki jo bhi ab hua tha wo sabke liye hajam karna mushkil he raha tha.
Khana in sab ne mil ke banaya, maa ko jyada kuchh karne nahi diya Didi aur Ashu ne to maa bhi Renu ki maa Lata ke sath gappe lada rahi thi jaise purani saheliya ho .
Me bahar khat pe let ke taaro me khoya tha, ke ek naram hath mere baalo ke upar aaya ,dekha ke dadi side me baithi thi. Mene dadi ko thik se baithne ki jagah di aur unke god me sir rakh ke let gaya .
Dadi : kabse dekh rahi hu aisa taaro me khoya hua he, beta kya chal raha he tere dimag me ?
Me : Kuchh nahi dadi bas taare dekh raha tha, bohot time ho gaya na inko dekha na khule aasmaan ke niche soya hu, bas aaj Mausam achha he to let gaya, aap batao dawai li aapne ?
Didi : tera dada bhi aise he ghanto tak taaro ke niche leta rehta tha, wo bhi aise he baat ko ghuma deta tha
Ispe me has diya par dadi ki baate jaari rahi ,
Dadi : wo bhi aise he jhuthi hasi me baate uda deta tha, baad me pata chalta tha ke wo taaro ke niche kisi Chandni ko dhundh raha he, baad me pata chalta tha ke aise he taaro me khoya tera dada kahi dur nikal gya jo aaya he nahi…
Ye to latest news he BC
dada to heart se mara tha na bc, ye dadi kya bolne lagi he ab…Me : dadi dawai konsi khai aaj tune ? o dadi ?
Me uth ke baitha aur dadi ko hila hila ke puchhne laga to dadi ne mera hath jhatak ke meri pith pe ek dhol jama diya ke by god, dadi ke hath pe maans naam ka ho par haddi jo lagi he na kasam se taare he dikha diye !
Me : dadi kya bakwas kar rhi he tu dada ke baare me, aur teri dawai kya puchh li muze he maar rahi he,
Dadi : ja ja nalayak kahi ka, tu bhi tere dada pe he gaya he, ek wo harami iss ghar ka dusra chirag le gaya aur ek ye usi ke nakshe-kadmo pe reng rahe he !
Dadi ne jo kaha wo sunke mere kaano me dhamake hue ja rahe the , ya to uspe budhava haavi ho gaya he ya mere kaan baj rahe he
tabhi pichhe se mere kandhe pe hath aaya, dekha to babu ji the.
Babu ji : Mehmaan aaye he kya ?
Me : ha wo meri class wali dost he wo paas ke gaon me rehne aayi he aur aaj hamare yaha maa ke sath aayi he .
Babu ji : hmm khana ban gaya ho to lagane ko bol me aata hu naha ke .
kuchh he der me hum sab khane ko baith gaye ,babu ji bahar phone pe baat kar rahe the aur sab ke liye khana parosa ja raha tha, babu ji mere side me aake baith gaye ,itne me Lata aunty sabji parosne lagi aur jo he unhone babu ji ko sabji di aur unki najre mili wo dono wahi freeze ho gaye ! Me kabhi babu ji ko to kabhi aunty ke chehre ko dekh raha tha !
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Update 17 – Tufaan !
Me : (uske paas ja ke) Tu kahe to aaj he elaan kar du hamare rishte ka, kal he maa-babu ji ko leke aata hu tere ghar tera hath maangne !
Ashwini : Aur Didi ka kya ? unki shadi ka kya ? Chacha chachi ke sapne , daadi ke sapne , unka kya ? me intjar kar lungi bass tum mukad mat jana kabhi !
Usne mere chehre pe pyaar se hath fera , meri balaye li aur chali gayi. Me sochta tha jab aapka jhuth pakda jata he, kaali kartute logo ke saamne ,apno ke saamne aati he to lanka lagti he par me galat tha, jab insaan ka saamna saaf dil wale sachhe insaan se hota he to mere jaiso ki sabse badi lanka lagti he !
To be continued…
Wo to chali gayi par mere dil o dimag pe hathode maar ke he gayi, par konsa kuchh galat kaha tha usne ? Meri jimmedariya bohot he aur me ek khet ka kaam kar ke khud ko purn samajhne laga tha. Par usne mere ego ke gubbare ki jo hawa nikali ke me jamin pe aa gira.
Mene bike nikali aur sheher1 chala gaya, waha se cement ret ki boriya hamare gaon bhijwa di jo ki kheto wale room ko bada karna he aur naya toilet bathroom bhi banana he. Diwar ke liye color, tubelight aur pankhe le liye aur gaon ki or chal diya. Gaon ke karib aaya he tha ke muze gaon ki seema ke bahar ek budhau aadmi niche pada hua mila, mene bike stand ki aur uske paas jaake dekha to pair kaala pad gaya tha aur hath pair ful gaye the matlab pakka ise saanp ne kaata hoga , uski saanse chal rahi thi to mene use uthaya aur apne sath bike pe bitha ke belt se bandh diya aur paas ke Parvan gaon le gaya jaha ke Primary medical centre pe iska ilaj hoga.
Mene bike sidha jaake medical centre ke saamne roki aur waha use admit karwaya, doctor iss baar time pe mila warna aise cases jab bhi hamare yaha hote he to pehli baat to saanp ke kaatne ke baad aadmi/aurat ka jinda rehna namumkin hota he aur agar wo jinda raha bhi to log use leke kisi local babaji ke paas jate he jaha jaate jaate aadhe nikal lete he aur shayad he koi bach jaye to use nasibwala he kahe !
Iss bich shaam ho gayi, doctor ne kaha ke wo aadmi jinda he aur recover ho jayega. Mene socha jaake mil lu usse to me andar emergency ward me gaya to dekha wo aadmi hospital ke bed pe pith se tek lagaye hath me I-Phone 8 liye kuchh kar raha tha aur jaise he usne muze dekha to hadbada gaya aur mobile side me rakh diya.
Aadmi : Aapka bohot bohot dhanyawad beta, aapne hamari jaan bacha ke hum pe bohot upkaar kiye.
Me : Ji chacha ji koi baat nahi, ab aap kaisa feel kar rahe he ?
Aadmi : Ab me ekdam first class feel kar raha h…
Mene dekha uska English shabd bolna dikha raha tha ke wo gaon ka to he nahi, fir bhi suti kamij, dhoti pehne ghum raha tha, maamla gadbad maloom padta he par muze bhi apne kaam he to mene usko pranam kiya aur waha se bahar nikla.
Nurse : Suno, aapko doctor ne bulaya he.
Iski to
Me doctor ke cabin me gaya,
Me : Ji sir ji boliye kuchh baki tha kya ?
Doctor : Baitho pehle to, aur ye batao ye aadmi mila kaha tumhe ?
Me : Hamare gaon ke bahar pada mila, saanp ne kata tha to yahi le aaya
Doctor : wo sab thik he par kya ye tumhare he gaon ka he kya ?
Me : Nahi, pehle to kabhi nahi dekha upar se dehati bhi nahi lagta, I-phone chala raha tha abhi andar.
Doctor : Apna naam aur number deke jaao tum, muze wo aadmi sahi nahi laga to me police ko report karne ja raha hu !
Fuckk bc fuckk
Me : Kyu doctor sahab, matlab I-phone to koi bhi le sakta he na ?
Doctor : Uske pair me aur pith me goli lagne jaise nishan mile he, uska naam puchha to wo bhi jhuth bataya usne !
Me : Chalta hu me fir to, ab ye musibat aapki, Jai Ram ji ki
Mene apna naam number usko deke medical centre se bahar nikla aur bike sidha apne gaon ki or bhaga di, saala bhala karo to usme bhi maut, marne ko chhodo to pashchataap se maro kya bakchodi he yaar ye sab ! Me yahi sab sochte sochte bike bhaga raha tha ke muze laga jaise kisi ne mera naam liya ho ,Bike rok ke pichhe dekha to raaste ke side me ek khadi thi aur uske sath Renuka aur uski maa khadi thi ! Kuchh din pehle me iss ladki ko leke hotel le jane ka sochta tha aur ek aaj ka din he jo ise dekh ke muze lag rha he ke meri kismat he kharab he BC.
Par na me andar se kitna bhi kamina, laundiyabaz, hawsi janwar rahu bahar se me hu nek aur sharif insaan isiliye to iss story ke readers muze hero bolte he ji
Me : Kya hua aunty ji koi problem he kya ?
Ab uski maa firse muze ghur ke dekhne lagi jaise maine iski ladki ko line maari ho , fir yaad aaya usko mere aunty bolne se problem he
Renuka : tumhare yaha aa rahe the aur bich me ye puncture ho gaya aur ab spare tyre bhi nahi he..
Mene bhi dekha front wala tyre flat tha.
Me : ek kaam karta hu me tyre leke jata hu aur repair kar ke laata hu sirf aadha ghanta lagega.
Aunty : Nahi andhera hone ko he aur hum aur jyada yaha bich jungle me nahi ruk sakte.
Me : Thik he, fir aap car ko lock karo aur humlog mere bike pe he jaate he ..
Ab unke paas to koi option tha nahi to wo bag leke baith gaye, Renuka ne leggings pehni thi to wo mere pichhe baith gayi aur uske pichhe aunty jo sari pehne hui thi. Inke bich me mere aand fuel tank pe dabb gaye aur jo pressure bana ke kya batau ! Renuka ke boobs meri pith me dabe hue the par muze unki koi padi he nahi thi jo mera saara focus mere aand pe he raha, me bike ko itna sambhal ke chala raha tha ke kya he kahu
Aise he gadhho se bachte bachate me unhe leke aapne ghar aaya. Hamesha ki tarah dadi bahar khaat pe maala liye baithi thi unko sabne namaste kiya aur hum andar aaye.
Me : Maa didi bahar aana to ,
Unke aate he mene sabka intro karaya, babu ji naye kheto pe gaye the aur raat ko khane pe he aane wale the. Renu ki maa meri maa se baate karne me lag gayi aur me Renu ko ghar dikhane laga,
Me : Ye he mera kamra jaha me pada rehta hu aajkal
Ispe wo has di .
Renu : Aur ye tumhare bachpan ke photos he, kyu ?
Me : Hmm
Renu : Matlab tum tab bhi cute the bass ab thoda naughty bhi ho
Wo aise he yaha waha ki meri chijo ko dekh ke comment pass karte karte pura room ghum li. Tabhi bahar se didi ne awaj di to me unke paas gaya,
Didi : dukan ja aur paneer aur mitha kuchh leke aa raat ke khane ke liye, aur jaldi aana .
Renu : Me bhi chalu sath me ? Muze Ashwini se bhi milna he !
Ispe mene didi ko dekha aur didi ne muze.
Didi : Chalo me le chalti hu tumhe Ashu ke paas waise bhi chachi se mile bohot din hue he.
Didi usko le gayi to thoda pressure kam hua par bala abhi kaha tali hai ! Kher jo hona he wo hokar rahega, hum sirf aand khujate reh jayenge ☹ to me bhi dukan gaya paneer lene par lund aaj kuchh mile to haram, paneer dhundhte dhundhte me halwai ke dukan gaya jaha Nisha bhi thi.
Me : Chacha aadha kilo paneer chahiye .
Halwai : Are beta paneer he par bohot kam he …
Nisha : Ghar pe he na babu ji, Raju ko bhej ke manga leti hu.
Halwai : Raju nalayak jayega to ghante baad aayega
Nisha : Ajay tum mere saath he chalo aur paneer le jana.
Me sirf mundi hilata reh gaya aur uske saath chal diya jo ki aajkal jaisa mere sath ho raha he usme har bitate second ke sath koi na koi aafat aa ke gale pad jaati he.
Me : Vinod ka kaam kaisa chal raha he Nisha ?
Nisha : Bohot achha chal raha he Ajay, uska daru pina bhi ab 2 din se band he aur babu ji bhi ab usse thik se baat karne lage he.
Aise he baato baato me hum uske ghar pohoche , andar aane ke baad usne muze hall me baithne ko kaha aur darwaja laga di, me sofe pe baith gaya aur wait karne laga.
Wo ek thaili me paneer bandh ke laai aur thali me kuchh sweet laai aur mere saamne rakha.
Me : kya Nisha diabetes ho jayega aise mitha khata rahunga to .
Ispe usne ek petha uthaya aur mere muh ke saamne laaya, mene uske hath se lene chaha to usne use jhatka to mene bhi jyada na khichte hue muh khola.
Petha sach me bohot mitha tha aur me mitha bohot kam khata hu, usne ek aur khilaya fir mene usko bithaya aur usse vida li. Jaate jaate maine dekha ke wo bohot emotional hui he aur uski aankhe kuchh kuchh bhar aayi he jaise abhi ro degi. Maine bhi waha jyada der rukna sahi nahi samza aur ghar ki or chal diya. Raaste me Ashu ke ghar ke bahar tino maharaniya aur chachi dikh gayi jo chai-namkin ke sath gappe lada rahi thi, jo Renu ne muze dekha aur gaadi ka ek aur stop aa gaya.
Ashu : Chai piyenge aap ?
Uske aap kehne se sabki bhuvve tan gayi, jaise he use iska ehsaas hua wo apna cup rakh ke andar bhaag gayi, yaha chachi (Ashwini ki maa) aur Renuka muze aise dekh rahi thi jaise saamne koi alien khada ho.
Renu : Ajay
Me : Hu…
Renuka : tumhara gaon hamare parvan ke mukable kaafi bada he, ghumane kab le jaoge muze.
Ispe chachi aur didi aankhe faad ke muze dekhne lagi ke chal kya raha he aur kiska kiske sath chal raha he
Me : Sunday ko jaate he hum sab, yaha se dur ek purana fort he waha jaayenge (aur wahi se niche fek dunga
Renu : Ayy par sunday ko apne class he na sheher1 me ,fir ?
Ashu : Kiske class he sheher1 me ?
Renu : Mere aur Ajay ke, hum waha ek he coaching me jaate he na.
Ashu ne muze aankhe khol ke dekha aur chai ka cup pakda diya, aur mere saamne he baith gayi, uski fulti nathune aur bhaari saanse bata rahi thi ke jwalamukhi kabhi bhi fatt sakta he !
Didi : chachi hum chalte he ab der ho rahi he, aur me Ashu ko bhi saath le ja rahi hamare yaha, raat ko bhi ye hamare yaha he rahegi , thik he na chachi ?
Ab Chachi to chachi he, usne muze dekha fir kuchh second baad kaha ha le jao aur tum bhi aati rehna.
Hum charo ghar aa gaye , bich me jyada koi baat nahi hui kyunki jo bhi ab hua tha wo sabke liye hajam karna mushkil he raha tha.
Khana in sab ne mil ke banaya, maa ko jyada kuchh karne nahi diya Didi aur Ashu ne to maa bhi Renu ki maa Lata ke sath gappe lada rahi thi jaise purani saheliya ho .
Me bahar khat pe let ke taaro me khoya tha, ke ek naram hath mere baalo ke upar aaya ,dekha ke dadi side me baithi thi. Mene dadi ko thik se baithne ki jagah di aur unke god me sir rakh ke let gaya .
Dadi : kabse dekh rahi hu aisa taaro me khoya hua he, beta kya chal raha he tere dimag me ?
Me : Kuchh nahi dadi bas taare dekh raha tha, bohot time ho gaya na inko dekha na khule aasmaan ke niche soya hu, bas aaj Mausam achha he to let gaya, aap batao dawai li aapne ?
Didi : tera dada bhi aise he ghanto tak taaro ke niche leta rehta tha, wo bhi aise he baat ko ghuma deta tha
Ispe me has diya par dadi ki baate jaari rahi ,
Dadi : wo bhi aise he jhuthi hasi me baate uda deta tha, baad me pata chalta tha ke wo taaro ke niche kisi Chandni ko dhundh raha he, baad me pata chalta tha ke aise he taaro me khoya tera dada kahi dur nikal gya jo aaya he nahi…
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Me : dadi dawai konsi khai aaj tune ? o dadi ?
Me uth ke baitha aur dadi ko hila hila ke puchhne laga to dadi ne mera hath jhatak ke meri pith pe ek dhol jama diya ke by god, dadi ke hath pe maans naam ka ho par haddi jo lagi he na kasam se taare he dikha diye !
Me : dadi kya bakwas kar rhi he tu dada ke baare me, aur teri dawai kya puchh li muze he maar rahi he,
Dadi : ja ja nalayak kahi ka, tu bhi tere dada pe he gaya he, ek wo harami iss ghar ka dusra chirag le gaya aur ek ye usi ke nakshe-kadmo pe reng rahe he !
Dadi ne jo kaha wo sunke mere kaano me dhamake hue ja rahe the , ya to uspe budhava haavi ho gaya he ya mere kaan baj rahe he
tabhi pichhe se mere kandhe pe hath aaya, dekha to babu ji the.
Babu ji : Mehmaan aaye he kya ?
Me : ha wo meri class wali dost he wo paas ke gaon me rehne aayi he aur aaj hamare yaha maa ke sath aayi he .
Babu ji : hmm khana ban gaya ho to lagane ko bol me aata hu naha ke .
kuchh he der me hum sab khane ko baith gaye ,babu ji bahar phone pe baat kar rahe the aur sab ke liye khana parosa ja raha tha, babu ji mere side me aake baith gaye ,itne me Lata aunty sabji parosne lagi aur jo he unhone babu ji ko sabji di aur unki najre mili wo dono wahi freeze ho gaye ! Me kabhi babu ji ko to kabhi aunty ke chehre ko dekh raha tha !
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To be continued...
मां चूद गई अजय की,,,,,,,
"रेणुका" अजय की बहन?????
रेणुका की मां अजय के बाप की पुरानी सेटिंग????
१००% अजय की नाजायज बहन
अजय का बाप अजय से बड़ा "भोसडीवाला",
है,,,
जवानी में कुछ ज्यादा ही गुल खिलाए है ( उसके दोस्त के मुताबिक )
अब कांड सामने आ के खड़ा हो गया
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