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Update 12 : Niyati !
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
B.M. Manoj : Arre didi aap achanak se yaha ?
Lady : Ha bhaiya ji ,muze yaha se kuchh files leni thi to aana pada, socha ke koi room bhi dhund lungi .
BM : Arre didi bas ho gaya aapka kaam, abhi inse aapke room ka he baat chal raha tha ke aap khud he aa gaye . Bhai Ajay ye hamari Lata didi he aur ye unki beti Renuka, inhi ke baare me bataya tha na mene abhi …
Me : Oh ha, Namaste aunty ji (Is par unhone bhuvve chadhayi ) , mene wo ghar aaj he check kiya he ,paani ka koi issue to hoga nahi yaha pe, bas filter lagana he aapko ,aur light ki baat karu to 10-12 ghante rehti he yaha pe to agar aapko jyada jarurat ho to temporary inverter battery ka bandobast ho jayega .
Lata aunty : Ye achha kiya Ajay tumne, mera bhi time bach gaya , kya tum muze abhi dikha sakte ho uss ghar ko ? muze upar se order aaye he jald he office join karne ke isliye jyada time nahi he mere paas.
Me : Ha abhi chalte he aur unhi se rent ki baat bhi kar lenge.
Isi bich Renuka ekdam normal tarike se behave kar rahi thi, jaise muze jaanti he nahi he.
Hum charo log bank se uss ghar ki or nikle , woh teeno Renuka ki maa ki car me baith ke mere pichhe pichhe aane lage, mene uss ghar kea age bike lagayi aur baju wale ghar me jaake ghar ke maalik ko bulaya ,
Lata aunty : Namaste , mera naam Lata xyz he aur me yaha Inspection officer ke taur pe duty pe hu, muze kuchh mahino ke liye aapka ye makan rehne ke liye chahiye .
Fir ghar wale se unki formal baate hone lagi Lata aunty ,Owner aur Bank manager baato me lag gaye ,mene dekha Renuka muze ishara kar rahi he to mene usko ishara kar chup rehne ka kaha.
Renuka : Mummy, aap log ghar dekhiye me Ajay ke saath thoda gaon ghum aati hu, me aise bhi ise pehle se jaanti hu.
Ab uski iss baat pe wo teeno muze dekhne lage …
Me : Wo hum dono sheher1 me ek he class me padhte he na to jaan pehchan he hamari .
Renuka : Me jaau kya mummy ?
Lata : Ha beta sambhal ke jana, aur jyada der mat karna hume sheher1 me wapas bhi jana he aur saman bhi pack karna he .
Me bike pe use leke nikal gaya market ki taraf,
Renuka : Tune bataya nahi ke teri GF bhi he ?
Me : Bas abhi abhi 2-3 din pehle bani he.
Renuka : yaar tum to bade fast nikle, 2 din me he kiss ,durr rehna padega bhai ab to tumse hehe
Me : Aa gaye hum market me , ab batao kya lena he yaha se .
Renuka : Waise to lena to kuchh nahi par yaha aa he gaye he to le lete he kuchh .
Wo aise he chalte chalte ek ladies kapdo ki dukaan me chali gayi, ab mere paas koi option nahi tha to me bhi gaya uske pichhe.
Dukaan me salwar suits ke sath sath rang-birange ghagra choli bhi laga rakhe the jo gajab dikh rahe the dummy model yaani putle pe bhi , uss me se ek dress muze pasand aaya aur shayad Renuka ne bhi yahi dekha ho to usne ussi dummy ka ghagra choli utarwaya aur le liya . Na jane kyun par mera man achanak se khatta ho gaya, jaise aapke pasand ki chij aap lene jao aur koi aur aapke samne se use le jaye waise he. Ab me to ghagra pehenne se raha to me lene wala bhi tha to kiske liye
Bass ek yahi khayal dimag me aaya aur meri aankho ke samne Ashwini dikhi 
jo usi ghagra choli me bohot he khubsurat dikh rahi thi.Renuka : Ho gaya mera Ajay, chale ab ?
Me ab bhale he wapas se dhara pe aaya hu, par man ki khattas jane ka naam nahi le rahi thi, hatho me ajib si khujli hone lagi thi ke kuchh kar warna panga ho jayega.
Me : Tu ruk jara yahi side me , me 2 minute me aaya .
Me jaldi se wapas usi dukaan me gaya,
Me : Chacha wo jo abhi uss ladki ne jo ghagra choli li thi na waisi he ek aur chahiye muze .
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo ek he piece tha, abhi mangana padega wo firse .
Ye sun ke mere haatho ki khujli aur badhne lagi, man kiya ke gala ret du budhhe ka ,yahi pe sir patak patak ke fodd du par usase muze to wo milega nahi jo muze chahiye ! Mene yaha waha najar ghumayi to ek dummy ke upar lagayi saari par najar gayi jo red color ki golden embroidery work ki hui thi, mehengi lag rahi thi par najare hat nahi rahi thi usse. Mene usse wahi saari nikal ke pack karne ko kaha to usne kaha,
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo saari pehele he kisi ne dekh rakhi he tum dusri dekho.
Ab mera gussa badha, aur mene uski taraf najare ghumai to wo budhau jo dar ke pichhe diwar se ja laga jaise din me bhoot dekh liya ho, uske naukar bhi uski taraf lapak gaye aur use uthane me madat karne lage, wo abhi bhi meri taraf he khauf jada najaro se dekh raha tha par mera gussa ratti bhar kam nahi hua .
Dukan wala : Wo wo laal saari nikal ke dedo inko , jaldi .
Uske naukar confuse the par malik ki baat maante hue unhone uss saari ko pack kiya aur le aaye.
Me : Kitne paise hue chacha ?
Dukan wala :
…..Me : Mene puchha iss sari ke kitne paise hue !
Dukan wala : 8-8 hajar !
Mene jeb se paise nikal ke usske hath me rakh diye, usne kaampte hatho se paise liye aur hath jode . Me waha se bahar aaya apne bike ke paas jaha Renuka baraf ka gola kha rahi thi .
Renuka : Gola khaoge ?
Mene bhi socha dimag thanda kar leta hu pehle to me bhi khane laga .
Renuka : Waise tumhari GF issi gaon me rehti he kya ?
Me : Nahi.
Renuka : Kya yaar ittu se dress ke liye garam hue baithe ho tum bhi…
Mene shock se uski or dekha,
Renuka : Ha mene dekha kaise tum uss dress ko dekh rahe the, maanana padega choice gajab ki he tumhari
Me : (sapaat lehje me ) aur fir bhi tumne usi dress ko liya , kyu ?
Renuka : Ha to ab kya jaan loge kya meri isspe ? Jiske hath pehle laga wo usi ka hua na, sahi kaha na ?
Me : Ha sahi kaha tune , chhod ab wapas chalte he, dhhup badh gayi he.
Renuka : Yaar pehli baar gaon aayi hu, kahi ghumao yaar apne dost ko nahi to kam se kam apne ghar he leke jao !
Me : Chal yahi paas me ek paanchakki he ,wahi jaate he.
Mene kuchh chane-singdaane le liye timepass ke liye aur gaon ke bahar ki taraf le gaya jaha ekk chhoti nadi he jo yaha se hote hue hamare gaon ki taraf jaati he, isme garmi me bhi thoda thoda paani rehta he par barsaat me full ho jaati he.
Mene Nadi ke muhane par bani uss paanchakki ke saamne bike roki.
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Ye paanchakki bohot saalo se band padi thi, ek baar me apne dosto ke saath yaha daaru pine aaya tha tab nashe me hum logo ne iskke chake ko firse ghumaya tha aur tabse ab tak ye ghum he raha hai, iss sab me mere dost ka sir bhi futa tha fir usko leke zila aspatal le jana pada tha .
Renuka : Wow kya view he yaar, amazing . Me to soch rahi thi ye gaon badi boring jagah hogi but I was sooo wrong.
Wo nadi ke kinare apne sandals utar ke baalu me nange paon ghumne lagi aur hath faila ke aise ghum rahi thi jaise koi bachhi ho! Me bhi bike ko tek lagaye khade khade chane khane laga aur yaha waha dekhne laga, ek arsa ho gaya tha yaha aaye hue.
Renuka : Badi mast jagah he yaar Ajay ye to, mere photo loge kya tum ,Please ?
Mene bhi ha me mundi hilayi aur uske mobile me uske kaafi saare photos liye,
Wo paani ki chakki ki taraf jaane lagi,
Me : Renu waha se dur raho !
Renuka : Arre yaar yaha mast pics ayenge, me aise se pani hath me leti hui pose karungi aur tum meri video shoot karna .
Me : Nahi, dur reh tu uss chakke se .
Me pichhe hat gaya aur chakki ke saath bane hue ghar ke dusri or chala gaya , kuchh purane jakham jo waqt ne bhare nahi the balki bhulaye the wo uffan kar aankho ke saamne aa gaye.
Renuka : Ajay yaar kya tum bhi achha khasa mood kharab karte ho ,ek photo he to lena tha tumhe aah
Muze uski chikh aur dard bhari siski sunai di to mud ke dekha wo mere pichhe pichhe aayi thi aur uske nange pairo me kaanch ka tukda chubh gaya tha. Me uske pass gaya aur uske pair se kaanch ka tukda nikala , khun abhi bhi beh raha tha to mene rumal se usse bandh diya .
Me : Dekh ke chala kar na yaar tu bhi..
Renuka : Ha to tu wahi photo le leta to ye sab thodi na hua hota .
Usne naak sikod li aur muh fer liya, matlab hadd he, ladki gaon wali ho ya sheher wali apni galti kabhi kabool nahi karegi ye saaf he !
Mene dekha ke aaspaas jyada kaanch ke tukde the nahi, thik se dekha to aisa laga ye wahi kaanch ke tukde he jo hamare he botal ke honge kyunki yaha koi aur aata jata bhi to nahi tha, yaha ke baare me logo ke man me kai kisse-kahaniya buni hui he jinke chalte yaha aaj bhi koi aata nahi , hum 10vi pass kar gaye the tab usi Khushi me humne ye jagah chuni ke kisi ko pata nahi chalega ,logo ki suni sunai baate enjoyment ke saamne kaha tikti he to wahi hua jo mene kaha tha .
Me : Chal medical chalte he, band-aid karana he aur fir injection bhi lena padega.
Renuka : Nooo injection nahi, bilkul nahi !
Me : Achha thik he band-aid to laga lete he, septic ho jayega nahi to.
Mene use khada kiya ,usne mere sahare se chalne ki koshish ki par usse nahi ho paya,
Me : Tu sidhi khadi ho pehle
Renuka : Kyu ?
Mene thoda zuk ke uske kamar ke niche hath daal ke use god me uthaya aur use leke bike ke paas me bithaya, iss bichh wo muh khole muze dekhti rahi . Fir mene bike ke emergency kit mese se kuchh dawai nikal ke lagai jo temporary kaam karegi .
Me : chale ab wapas ya aur gaon ghumna he ?
Ispar ussne muze mukke maare aur mene bhi use bithakar gaon ki taraf chal diya.
Waha ke Rural medial centre pe le jaake uske ghaav ko thik se saaf karaya aur injection bhi lagaya. Tabtak uski maa ka phone aaya.
Renuka : Mummy ka phone tha, hume unke office key aha bulaya he.
Me : Thik he chalo chalte he.
Renuka : Are aise kaise chalo ? meri sandal kaha he yaar ?
Matlab maharani ji sandal wahi chhod aayi, shabbas
.Me : chhodo yahi paas wale dukan se le lete he ,itni dur kyu jana ab .
Renuka : Yaar Ajay 3000 Rs. ke sandal the wo yaar plz
Me : Ha thik he, me baad me jaake le lunga waha se, waise bhi koi aur to jaata nahi udhar.
Renuka : Achha to tum muze waha kyu le gaye the fir ?
Uske sawal se me bhi thoda hil gaya par sambhal ke kaha,
Me : Bass aise he, socha dekh aau waha wo bhootni he bhi ya nahi !
Renuka : WHAT ?? Bhootni ? Tum muze haunted jagah le gaye the ? Are you insane !
Me usse dekh ke hasne laga ,tab jaake uski tubelight jail
aur muze maarne lagi .Renuka : I fucking hate you, I hate you I hate you !
Me : Ha ha samaz gaya baba, chale ab mumma ke paas ?
Me ab thoda halka-halka mehsus karne laga tha ,pata nahi kyu par mera gussa jo tha dukan se bahar aate time tha wo gayab ho gaya tha aur ab me halka feel karne laga tha.
Mene usse wahi se local juti leke diye fir uski mumma jaha hame bulayi thi waha unke pass leke gaya. Waha jaake dekha to BC ye office nahi jaise koi angrejo jamane ki kothi ho ! Bahar sukha pada hua bada sa garden tha aur kuchh sukhe ped the jinpe na patte the na tehni. Hariyali ke naam pe kuchh nahi tha to bass cactus jaise kaanto se bhare 2-4 paudhe.
Aur unke bich wo angrejo ke jamane wali kothi numa office bahar se bhale he solid lag rahi ho par andar ki halat ka andaja mene aise he laga liya tha. Ye jagah gaon ke dusri taraf padti he aur iss side me kabhi nahi aaya tha, matlab me iss gaon bhi bohot he kam baar aata tha kyunki wajah hajar he.
Lata aunty ne Renuka ko langdate hue chalte dekha to wo bhaagte hue hamari taraf aayi.
Lata aunty : Ye kya ho gaya tuze Renu ? tu aise kyu chal rahi he ?
Renuka : Kaanch chubh gaya tha mumma pair me, wo me nadi ke side gayi thi na tab kaanch chubha tha .
Uski maa ne meri taraf aise dekha jaise ye maine he jaanbuz ke kiya ho, ab me karta bhi to kya karta .
Renuka : Uski galti nahi he mene he use bola tha waha le jane ko .
Iss par fir koi baat nahi hui , unn logo ne wo office dekh liya tha to wo sab bye bol ke chale gaye .
Me kuchh der yu he wahi khada raha aur gaur se uss kothi ko dekhne laga. Aise to me kabhi aisi jagah jyada rukta nahi hu par iss purani kothi ko dekh ke waha se jaane ka mann nahi kar raha tha. Waqt ki maar se bhale he uski chamak kam ho gayi ho par iski majbuti iss baat ka sabut thi ke kahi se bhi plaster nahi nikla tha ,mene ghum ke ek chakkar bahar se he lagaya, andar sab kuchh khali tha ,bas ek upar wali manjil me kuchh dikha aur fir kuchh soch ke me jaise taise upar chadha.
Yahan bhi saari khidkiya, darwaje locked the jo jorr lagane se bhi nahi khul rahe the, bass ek kamra tha kone me jaha shishe wali khidki dikhi . Me ussi shishe se andar jhaank ke dekhne laga ke yaha hai kya. Andar bhi kuchh chhota mota purana furniture tha aur kitabo se bhari ek almari thi aur uske side me ek aur almari jo khali thi. Saamne wali diwar pe 3 bhaaluo ka sir lagaya hua tha jo ke kaale, bhoore aur safed rang ke the par ab sad chuke the aur unpe dhool bhi lagi hui thi. Kuchh bade bade purane sanduk bhi dikhe jinpe bade bade taale lage the.
Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …
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Update 12 bc bohot jabardast raha bhale isse shant aur jaldibazi lahaje me ju ne dikhaya ho but ye bohot ossm update laga meko.Ek baat kahte hai n ki past me ghatit har ghatne se tumhara rubaru hona dubara nischit hota hai wahi aaj yahan hua uss paani ki chakki ke pass kaha ajay ke purane lamhe kuch taze hone ko the aur kuch waqt bhi agaye the uske zehen me jisse ju ne dikhaya to nhi par awagat jarur kara diya hume ki update aage alag hi rukh pakadne wala hai bohot alag.Khaskar ek aur chis ki ye update bohot chis carry kiye hue chal raha tha ek taraf purani yaade jo ajay ki thi aur ek tarfa wo sachai jisse usse aage awagat hona hai,par kahte hai n sach aur chhupe hue pal samne to nhi aasakte par apni khasiyat jarur dikhate hai jo aaj uss kothi ko dekh ajay ko laga boleto ekdum history wali feel aayi meko iss update me bohot lajavab update tha ye.Ab aate uss tendue ke sarr par to mujhe lagata hai wo soldier jo tha jo hindustan wapas aaya tha wo yaha aane ke baad ya to kisi job me sit rah gaya hoga jiske karan usse ye kothi mili ho par ye sunishchit bhi ho sakta to lajmi hai ki ye kothi uski hi hai 
aur usne hi uss tendue ke sarr ko waha lagaya ho but aur jo sarr the Janwar ke wo sarr gaye the but tendue ke nhi but kahna yahi sahi rahega ki rasayano ka bhi ek waqt hota hai jo yaha unn sare hue janwaro ke sar me dikha but tendue me khair yaha lajmi hai ki sarr ke upar rasayan lagaye hi honge usse sipahi ne par waqt ke sath ye rasayan bhi hatte hai par yahan tendue ke sarr ke sath ye nhi lagata melo kyuki uss tendue ki kahani kuch aur hi lagati hai meko 
.Khair apan jyada bakchodi ispar nhi pelega.Update bohot lajavab tha.Agle update ka intezar rahega .
aur usne hi uss tendue ke sarr ko waha lagaya ho but aur jo sarr the Janwar ke wo sarr gaye the but tendue ke nhi but kahna yahi sahi rahega ki rasayano ka bhi ek waqt hota hai jo yaha unn sare hue janwaro ke sar me dikha but tendue me khair yaha lajmi hai ki sarr ke upar rasayan lagaye hi honge usse sipahi ne par waqt ke sath ye rasayan bhi hatte hai par yahan tendue ke sarr ke sath ye nhi lagata melo kyuki uss tendue ki kahani kuch aur hi lagati hai meko .Khair apan jyada bakchodi ispar nhi pelega.Update bohot lajavab tha.Agle update ka intezar rahega .
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पुनर्जन्म??Update 12 : Niyati !
BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .
Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .
Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,
Renuka ….
To be continued….
B.M. Manoj : Arre didi aap achanak se yaha ?
Lady : Ha bhaiya ji ,muze yaha se kuchh files leni thi to aana pada, socha ke koi room bhi dhund lungi .
BM : Arre didi bas ho gaya aapka kaam, abhi inse aapke room ka he baat chal raha tha ke aap khud he aa gaye . Bhai Ajay ye hamari Lata didi he aur ye unki beti Renuka, inhi ke baare me bataya tha na mene abhi …
Me : Oh ha, Namaste aunty ji (Is par unhone bhuvve chadhayi ) , mene wo ghar aaj he check kiya he ,paani ka koi issue to hoga nahi yaha pe, bas filter lagana he aapko ,aur light ki baat karu to 10-12 ghante rehti he yaha pe to agar aapko jyada jarurat ho to temporary inverter battery ka bandobast ho jayega .
Lata aunty : Ye achha kiya Ajay tumne, mera bhi time bach gaya , kya tum muze abhi dikha sakte ho uss ghar ko ? muze upar se order aaye he jald he office join karne ke isliye jyada time nahi he mere paas.
Me : Ha abhi chalte he aur unhi se rent ki baat bhi kar lenge.
Isi bich Renuka ekdam normal tarike se behave kar rahi thi, jaise muze jaanti he nahi he.
Hum charo log bank se uss ghar ki or nikle , woh teeno Renuka ki maa ki car me baith ke mere pichhe pichhe aane lage, mene uss ghar kea age bike lagayi aur baju wale ghar me jaake ghar ke maalik ko bulaya ,
Lata aunty : Namaste , mera naam Lata xyz he aur me yaha Inspection officer ke taur pe duty pe hu, muze kuchh mahino ke liye aapka ye makan rehne ke liye chahiye .
Fir ghar wale se unki formal baate hone lagi Lata aunty ,Owner aur Bank manager baato me lag gaye ,mene dekha Renuka muze ishara kar rahi he to mene usko ishara kar chup rehne ka kaha.
Renuka : Mummy, aap log ghar dekhiye me Ajay ke saath thoda gaon ghum aati hu, me aise bhi ise pehle se jaanti hu.
Ab uski iss baat pe wo teeno muze dekhne lage …
Me : Wo hum dono sheher1 me ek he class me padhte he na to jaan pehchan he hamari .
Renuka : Me jaau kya mummy ?
Lata : Ha beta sambhal ke jana, aur jyada der mat karna hume sheher1 me wapas bhi jana he aur saman bhi pack karna he .
Me bike pe use leke nikal gaya market ki taraf,
Renuka : Tune bataya nahi ke teri GF bhi he ?
Me : Bas abhi abhi 2-3 din pehle bani he.
Renuka : yaar tum to bade fast nikle, 2 din me he kiss ,durr rehna padega bhai ab to tumse hehe
Me : Aa gaye hum market me , ab batao kya lena he yaha se .
Renuka : Waise to lena to kuchh nahi par yaha aa he gaye he to le lete he kuchh .
Wo aise he chalte chalte ek ladies kapdo ki dukaan me chali gayi, ab mere paas koi option nahi tha to me bhi gaya uske pichhe.
Dukaan me salwar suits ke sath sath rang-birange ghagra choli bhi laga rakhe the jo gajab dikh rahe the dummy model yaani putle pe bhi , uss me se ek dress muze pasand aaya aur shayad Renuka ne bhi yahi dekha ho to usne ussi dummy ka ghagra choli utarwaya aur le liya . Na jane kyun par mera man achanak se khatta ho gaya, jaise aapke pasand ki chij aap lene jao aur koi aur aapke samne se use le jaye waise he. Ab me to ghagra pehenne se raha to me lene wala bhi tha to kiske liye
Renuka : Ho gaya mera Ajay, chale ab ?
Me ab bhale he wapas se dhara pe aaya hu, par man ki khattas jane ka naam nahi le rahi thi, hatho me ajib si khujli hone lagi thi ke kuchh kar warna panga ho jayega.
Me : Tu ruk jara yahi side me , me 2 minute me aaya .
Me jaldi se wapas usi dukaan me gaya,
Me : Chacha wo jo abhi uss ladki ne jo ghagra choli li thi na waisi he ek aur chahiye muze .
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo ek he piece tha, abhi mangana padega wo firse .
Ye sun ke mere haatho ki khujli aur badhne lagi, man kiya ke gala ret du budhhe ka ,yahi pe sir patak patak ke fodd du par usase muze to wo milega nahi jo muze chahiye ! Mene yaha waha najar ghumayi to ek dummy ke upar lagayi saari par najar gayi jo red color ki golden embroidery work ki hui thi, mehengi lag rahi thi par najare hat nahi rahi thi usse. Mene usse wahi saari nikal ke pack karne ko kaha to usne kaha,
Dukan wala : Arre beta wo saari pehele he kisi ne dekh rakhi he tum dusri dekho.
Ab mera gussa badha, aur mene uski taraf najare ghumai to wo budhau jo dar ke pichhe diwar se ja laga jaise din me bhoot dekh liya ho, uske naukar bhi uski taraf lapak gaye aur use uthane me madat karne lage, wo abhi bhi meri taraf he khauf jada najaro se dekh raha tha par mera gussa ratti bhar kam nahi hua .
Dukan wala : Wo wo laal saari nikal ke dedo inko , jaldi .
Uske naukar confuse the par malik ki baat maante hue unhone uss saari ko pack kiya aur le aaye.
Me : Kitne paise hue chacha ?
Dukan wala :
Me : Mene puchha iss sari ke kitne paise hue !
Dukan wala : 8-8 hajar !
Mene jeb se paise nikal ke usske hath me rakh diye, usne kaampte hatho se paise liye aur hath jode . Me waha se bahar aaya apne bike ke paas jaha Renuka baraf ka gola kha rahi thi .
Renuka : Gola khaoge ?
Mene bhi socha dimag thanda kar leta hu pehle to me bhi khane laga .
Renuka : Waise tumhari GF issi gaon me rehti he kya ?
Me : Nahi.
Renuka : Kya yaar ittu se dress ke liye garam hue baithe ho tum bhi…
Mene shock se uski or dekha,
Renuka : Ha mene dekha kaise tum uss dress ko dekh rahe the, maanana padega choice gajab ki he tumhari
Me : (sapaat lehje me ) aur fir bhi tumne usi dress ko liya , kyu ?
Renuka : Ha to ab kya jaan loge kya meri isspe ? Jiske hath pehle laga wo usi ka hua na, sahi kaha na ?
Me : Ha sahi kaha tune , chhod ab wapas chalte he, dhhup badh gayi he.
Renuka : Yaar pehli baar gaon aayi hu, kahi ghumao yaar apne dost ko nahi to kam se kam apne ghar he leke jao !
Me : Chal yahi paas me ek paanchakki he ,wahi jaate he.
Mene kuchh chane-singdaane le liye timepass ke liye aur gaon ke bahar ki taraf le gaya jaha ekk chhoti nadi he jo yaha se hote hue hamare gaon ki taraf jaati he, isme garmi me bhi thoda thoda paani rehta he par barsaat me full ho jaati he.
Mene Nadi ke muhane par bani uss paanchakki ke saamne bike roki.
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Ye paanchakki bohot saalo se band padi thi, ek baar me apne dosto ke saath yaha daaru pine aaya tha tab nashe me hum logo ne iskke chake ko firse ghumaya tha aur tabse ab tak ye ghum he raha hai, iss sab me mere dost ka sir bhi futa tha fir usko leke zila aspatal le jana pada tha .
Renuka : Wow kya view he yaar, amazing . Me to soch rahi thi ye gaon badi boring jagah hogi but I was sooo wrong.
Wo nadi ke kinare apne sandals utar ke baalu me nange paon ghumne lagi aur hath faila ke aise ghum rahi thi jaise koi bachhi ho! Me bhi bike ko tek lagaye khade khade chane khane laga aur yaha waha dekhne laga, ek arsa ho gaya tha yaha aaye hue.
Renuka : Badi mast jagah he yaar Ajay ye to, mere photo loge kya tum ,Please ?
Mene bhi ha me mundi hilayi aur uske mobile me uske kaafi saare photos liye,
Wo paani ki chakki ki taraf jaane lagi,
Me : Renu waha se dur raho !
Renuka : Arre yaar yaha mast pics ayenge, me aise se pani hath me leti hui pose karungi aur tum meri video shoot karna .
Me : Nahi, dur reh tu uss chakke se .
Me pichhe hat gaya aur chakki ke saath bane hue ghar ke dusri or chala gaya , kuchh purane jakham jo waqt ne bhare nahi the balki bhulaye the wo uffan kar aankho ke saamne aa gaye.
Renuka : Ajay yaar kya tum bhi achha khasa mood kharab karte ho ,ek photo he to lena tha tumhe aah
Muze uski chikh aur dard bhari siski sunai di to mud ke dekha wo mere pichhe pichhe aayi thi aur uske nange pairo me kaanch ka tukda chubh gaya tha. Me uske pass gaya aur uske pair se kaanch ka tukda nikala , khun abhi bhi beh raha tha to mene rumal se usse bandh diya .
Me : Dekh ke chala kar na yaar tu bhi..
Renuka : Ha to tu wahi photo le leta to ye sab thodi na hua hota .
Usne naak sikod li aur muh fer liya, matlab hadd he, ladki gaon wali ho ya sheher wali apni galti kabhi kabool nahi karegi ye saaf he !
Mene dekha ke aaspaas jyada kaanch ke tukde the nahi, thik se dekha to aisa laga ye wahi kaanch ke tukde he jo hamare he botal ke honge kyunki yaha koi aur aata jata bhi to nahi tha, yaha ke baare me logo ke man me kai kisse-kahaniya buni hui he jinke chalte yaha aaj bhi koi aata nahi , hum 10vi pass kar gaye the tab usi Khushi me humne ye jagah chuni ke kisi ko pata nahi chalega ,logo ki suni sunai baate enjoyment ke saamne kaha tikti he to wahi hua jo mene kaha tha .
Me : Chal medical chalte he, band-aid karana he aur fir injection bhi lena padega.
Renuka : Nooo injection nahi, bilkul nahi !
Me : Achha thik he band-aid to laga lete he, septic ho jayega nahi to.
Mene use khada kiya ,usne mere sahare se chalne ki koshish ki par usse nahi ho paya,
Me : Tu sidhi khadi ho pehle
Renuka : Kyu ?
Mene thoda zuk ke uske kamar ke niche hath daal ke use god me uthaya aur use leke bike ke paas me bithaya, iss bichh wo muh khole muze dekhti rahi . Fir mene bike ke emergency kit mese se kuchh dawai nikal ke lagai jo temporary kaam karegi .
Me : chale ab wapas ya aur gaon ghumna he ?
Ispar ussne muze mukke maare aur mene bhi use bithakar gaon ki taraf chal diya.
Waha ke Rural medial centre pe le jaake uske ghaav ko thik se saaf karaya aur injection bhi lagaya. Tabtak uski maa ka phone aaya.
Renuka : Mummy ka phone tha, hume unke office key aha bulaya he.
Me : Thik he chalo chalte he.
Renuka : Are aise kaise chalo ? meri sandal kaha he yaar ?
Matlab maharani ji sandal wahi chhod aayi, shabbas
Me : chhodo yahi paas wale dukan se le lete he ,itni dur kyu jana ab .
Renuka : Yaar Ajay 3000 Rs. ke sandal the wo yaar plz
Me : Ha thik he, me baad me jaake le lunga waha se, waise bhi koi aur to jaata nahi udhar.
Renuka : Achha to tum muze waha kyu le gaye the fir ?
Uske sawal se me bhi thoda hil gaya par sambhal ke kaha,
Me : Bass aise he, socha dekh aau waha wo bhootni he bhi ya nahi !
Renuka : WHAT ?? Bhootni ? Tum muze haunted jagah le gaye the ? Are you insane !
Me usse dekh ke hasne laga ,tab jaake uski tubelight jail
Renuka : I fucking hate you, I hate you I hate you !
Me : Ha ha samaz gaya baba, chale ab mumma ke paas ?
Me ab thoda halka-halka mehsus karne laga tha ,pata nahi kyu par mera gussa jo tha dukan se bahar aate time tha wo gayab ho gaya tha aur ab me halka feel karne laga tha.
Mene usse wahi se local juti leke diye fir uski mumma jaha hame bulayi thi waha unke pass leke gaya. Waha jaake dekha to BC ye office nahi jaise koi angrejo jamane ki kothi ho ! Bahar sukha pada hua bada sa garden tha aur kuchh sukhe ped the jinpe na patte the na tehni. Hariyali ke naam pe kuchh nahi tha to bass cactus jaise kaanto se bhare 2-4 paudhe.
Aur unke bich wo angrejo ke jamane wali kothi numa office bahar se bhale he solid lag rahi ho par andar ki halat ka andaja mene aise he laga liya tha. Ye jagah gaon ke dusri taraf padti he aur iss side me kabhi nahi aaya tha, matlab me iss gaon bhi bohot he kam baar aata tha kyunki wajah hajar he.
Lata aunty ne Renuka ko langdate hue chalte dekha to wo bhaagte hue hamari taraf aayi.
Lata aunty : Ye kya ho gaya tuze Renu ? tu aise kyu chal rahi he ?
Renuka : Kaanch chubh gaya tha mumma pair me, wo me nadi ke side gayi thi na tab kaanch chubha tha .
Uski maa ne meri taraf aise dekha jaise ye maine he jaanbuz ke kiya ho, ab me karta bhi to kya karta .
Renuka : Uski galti nahi he mene he use bola tha waha le jane ko .
Iss par fir koi baat nahi hui , unn logo ne wo office dekh liya tha to wo sab bye bol ke chale gaye .
Me kuchh der yu he wahi khada raha aur gaur se uss kothi ko dekhne laga. Aise to me kabhi aisi jagah jyada rukta nahi hu par iss purani kothi ko dekh ke waha se jaane ka mann nahi kar raha tha. Waqt ki maar se bhale he uski chamak kam ho gayi ho par iski majbuti iss baat ka sabut thi ke kahi se bhi plaster nahi nikla tha ,mene ghum ke ek chakkar bahar se he lagaya, andar sab kuchh khali tha ,bas ek upar wali manjil me kuchh dikha aur fir kuchh soch ke me jaise taise upar chadha.
Yahan bhi saari khidkiya, darwaje locked the jo jorr lagane se bhi nahi khul rahe the, bass ek kamra tha kone me jaha shishe wali khidki dikhi . Me ussi shishe se andar jhaank ke dekhne laga ke yaha hai kya. Andar bhi kuchh chhota mota purana furniture tha aur kitabo se bhari ek almari thi aur uske side me ek aur almari jo khali thi. Saamne wali diwar pe 3 bhaaluo ka sir lagaya hua tha jo ke kaale, bhoore aur safed rang ke the par ab sad chuke the aur unpe dhool bhi lagi hui thi. Kuchh bade bade purane sanduk bhi dikhe jinpe bade bade taale lage the.
Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …
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