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Me : Paise rakh tu he ,aur plz ye majak karna band kar nahi to …
A (mera collar pakad ke ): Nahi to kya karega ? bol ?
Me : kuchh nahi meri maa chhod muze abhi jana he .
Uske collar chhodte he mene kick mar ke gaadi bhaga di …
Ab aage..
Ghar samne bike roki to already waha ek car khadi thi.
Gate khol ke andar aaya to bahar he charpai pe babu ji aur Vijayraj Singh (Jisse petrol pump pe mila tha ) baithe the aur chai pi rahe the.
(Me apne man me : sala ye aadmi mere se pehle kaise aaya ? )
Babu ji : Kitni der lagata he re ? Sheher nahi jana kya ,aaj tution he na tere ?
Vijay : Bas kar re ,kaam se he bahar gaya tha na, iske umar me to hum kis kone me hote the malum he na ? Ajay beta ho gaya kaam tumhara ?
Me : Ji uncle ,bas abhi khana kha ke tution jaunga.
Itne me maa ne awaj lagayi khane ke liye to hum 3 no andar chale gaye aur hath dho ke table pe baith gaye. Didi khana lagane lagi ,
Vijay : Bhabhi aap log bhi baith jaiye hamare saath he.
Fir maa ne unke liye bhi khana lagaya aur baith gaye sab khane ke liye.
Vijay : Vidya beta aapki padhai kaisi chal rahi he waha sheher1 me ?
Didi : Ji uncle sab achhe se chal raha he , is saal PG complete ho jayega to competative exams ki bhi preperations shuru karungi .
V : Ye sahi he beta, apne ghar se bhi koi collector hona chahiye jille ka .
Babu ji : Ha Vidya sahi me ban bhi jayegi ,bas ye shehejaade ek baar raste pe aa jaye to bhi bohot he.
V : Abbe kitna khichega tu usko ,abhi to 20 ka hua nahi pichhe he pad gaya tu ladke ke. Ye kya baat hui bhai ?
Babu ji : Iske umar me hum puri family sambhalte the Vijay ,khet bajar sab kaam kiye the humne ,aur ek ye laad sahab he jo sahi se padhai bhi na ho rahi inse .
Vijay : (babu ji ke kaan me dhire se) Hum aur bhi sambhalte the iski umar me ye bhi batau ? dhundhne jaye aas pas ke gaon me to teri-meri shakal ke kitne bachhe milenge ,karega ginti ?
Babu ji : (dhire se ghurte hue) Muh band rakh saale ghar pe he humlog.
Vijay : (dhire se) Wahi to bol raha hu ke bachhe ko jyada gariya mat,bhadak gaya to ye bhi aise he ghar chhod ke jayega jaise tu bhaga tha ,ab khana kha.
Khana khane ke baad babu ji aur Vijay uncle bahar gaye hath dhone aur wahi khaat pe baith gaye, me apna bag bharne laga sheher1 ke liye kyonki abhi 1 bajne he wala tha aur Nisha ko leke Gynac ke pass bhi jana tha checkup ke liye.
Bahar aaya to Vijay uncle nahi the aur na he babu ji ,bas didi thi jo book leke khatiya pe baithi thi.
Me : didi ye Babu ji kidhar chale gaye?
Di : Wo Vijay uncle ke sath he gaye he ,aur tuze sheher me Tehsil office ke chakkar lagane ka bhi bol gaye he.
Me : thik he didi me chalta hu, bye.
Me apne ghar se nikal ke Nisha ke ghar aaya aur use call kiya ,
Me : Kidhar he tu ? me tere ghar ke bahar tera wait kar raha hu .
Nisha : Me ready hu par yaha mat aana, me bus stop wale chauk pe aati hu wahi se jayenge.
Me : Thik he.
Mene bike bus stop pe jaake ek side me roki aur uska wait karne laga.
Wo bhi 5 minute me aayi ,usne ek simple panjabi suit aur leggins pehne the duppate se gala aur scarf se chehra dhaka hua tha ,kandhe pe ek medium size ki bag bhi thi , wo sidha aake bike pe dono pair ek taraf karke baith gayi aur chalne ko kaha .
Gaon se bahar aane tak usne kuch nahi bola to me bhi shant raha ,gaon ke bahar aate he usne bike rokne ko kaha aur utar ke dono side pair kar ke aaram se baith gayi.
Nisha : Ab sahi lag raha warna ye gadhhe itne he ke me gir he jaati .
Me : Wese tune appointment li he na gynac wali doctor se ?
Nisha : Nahi,par wo meri relative he to koi problem nahi hogi udhar, bas waha se gaon aane ka dekhna he muze aur kuchh nahi.
Me : Checkup ke baad tuze teri didi ke ghar chhod deta hu ,fir 5 baje me aa jaunga lene class ke baad ,chalega na ?
Nisha : Ha ye bhi thik he .
Me : waise tuze problem kya he ?
Nisha : Kuchh nahi bas chhota sa check-up karana he regular wala .
Me : thik he .
Muze aise to uski koi bhi baat normal nahi lagi aur me puchhna bhi chahta tha ,par ye uski personal life he wo bhi married life ,me kya keh sakta hu isme.
Aise he bich bich me baat karte karte hum sheher1 me uske bataye clinic pohonche.
(Clinic ke board pe 2 doctors jo gynac the unka naam likha tha ,dono Husband wife honge, matlab yaha pe mardo ka bhi checkup hota hoga
)Clinic me kuchh ladies pehle se he thi ,par Nisha sidha receptionist table ke pas gayi aur waha baithi ladki se baat karne lagi ,itne me ek side se doctor jaisa banda bahar aaya to unhone Nisha ko dekha to wo unse baat karne laga . Me wahi pe ek bench pe baith ke mobile liye idhar udhar dekhta raha aur bich bich me nisha aur uss doctor ko bhi dekh raha tha aur wo log bhi bich-bich me meri taraf dekh rahe the fir nisha andar chali gayi aur wo doctor meri taraf aaya .
Doctor : Tumhara naam Ajay he right ? aur tum Nisha ke dost ho aisa usne bataya he muze .
Me : Ji me uska school friend hu .
Doctor : khair formality side me rakhta hu , uska pati nakaara he isliye wo tuze leke yaha aayi he ,iska matlab wo tuz pe vishwas karti he ,aur agar tune uska vishwas toda to me tuze wo bana dunga ke tu kuchh karne ke layak nahi rahega ,by all means ,dimag me daal dena ye baat apne .
Ye keh ke wo clinic se bahar chala gaya.
(Hum dono jis side the waha se sab dur baithe the isliye kisi ko kuchh bhi sunai nahi diya. Yu to muze gussa bohot aaya par jaane diya kyonki wo Nisha ka rishtedaar he aur fikar se bola hoga. )
Itne me muze Nisha ki call aayi ,
Nisha : Ajay tum class ke liye jao me yahi se inke sath he didi ke paas jaungi fir tumhe didi ke ghar ka address bhi msg kar dungi.
Me : Thik he, tumhare paise he na ?
N : Ha hai mere pas waise bhi didi nahi leti he muzse kabhi .
Me : OK me chalta hu tum address send kar dena.
To be continued…
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Sandar update bhai jabarjast bas kafi din baad aaye to hame pick up karne me time lgega... Vaise apne hero ko vo bnane ki dhamki dekr gya hai dr, Dekhte hai Agli mulakat me kya kahta hai or uska jvaab kya deta hai apna hero...Update 6
Me : Paise rakh tu he ,aur plz ye majak karna band kar nahi to …
A (mera collar pakad ke ): Nahi to kya karega ? bol ?
Me : kuchh nahi meri maa chhod muze abhi jana he .
Uske collar chhodte he mene kick mar ke gaadi bhaga di …
Ab aage..
Ghar samne bike roki to already waha ek car khadi thi.
Gate khol ke andar aaya to bahar he charpai pe babu ji aur Vijayraj Singh (Jisse petrol pump pe mila tha ) baithe the aur chai pi rahe the.
(Me apne man me : sala ye aadmi mere se pehle kaise aaya ? )
Babu ji : Kitni der lagata he re ? Sheher nahi jana kya ,aaj tution he na tere ?
Vijay : Bas kar re ,kaam se he bahar gaya tha na, iske umar me to hum kis kone me hote the malum he na ? Ajay beta ho gaya kaam tumhara ?
Me : Ji uncle ,bas abhi khana kha ke tution jaunga.
Itne me maa ne awaj lagayi khane ke liye to hum 3 no andar chale gaye aur hath dho ke table pe baith gaye. Didi khana lagane lagi ,
Vijay : Bhabhi aap log bhi baith jaiye hamare saath he.
Fir maa ne unke liye bhi khana lagaya aur baith gaye sab khane ke liye.
Vijay : Vidya beta aapki padhai kaisi chal rahi he waha sheher1 me ?
Didi : Ji uncle sab achhe se chal raha he , is saal PG complete ho jayega to competative exams ki bhi preperations shuru karungi .
V : Ye sahi he beta, apne ghar se bhi koi collector hona chahiye jille ka .
Babu ji : Ha Vidya sahi me ban bhi jayegi ,bas ye shehejaade ek baar raste pe aa jaye to bhi bohot he.
V : Abbe kitna khichega tu usko ,abhi to 20 ka hua nahi pichhe he pad gaya tu ladke ke. Ye kya baat hui bhai ?
Babu ji : Iske umar me hum puri family sambhalte the Vijay ,khet bajar sab kaam kiye the humne ,aur ek ye laad sahab he jo sahi se padhai bhi na ho rahi inse .
Vijay : (babu ji ke kaan me dhire se) Hum aur bhi sambhalte the iski umar me ye bhi batau ? dhundhne jaye aas pas ke gaon me to teri-meri shakal ke kitne bachhe milenge ,karega ginti ?
Babu ji : (dhire se ghurte hue) Muh band rakh saale ghar pe he humlog.
Vijay : (dhire se) Wahi to bol raha hu ke bachhe ko jyada gariya mat,bhadak gaya to ye bhi aise he ghar chhod ke jayega jaise tu bhaga tha ,ab khana kha.
Khana khane ke baad babu ji aur Vijay uncle bahar gaye hath dhone aur wahi khaat pe baith gaye, me apna bag bharne laga sheher1 ke liye kyonki abhi 1 bajne he wala tha aur Nisha ko leke Gynac ke pass bhi jana tha checkup ke liye.
Bahar aaya to Vijay uncle nahi the aur na he babu ji ,bas didi thi jo book leke khatiya pe baithi thi.
Me : didi ye Babu ji kidhar chale gaye?
Di : Wo Vijay uncle ke sath he gaye he ,aur tuze sheher me Tehsil office ke chakkar lagane ka bhi bol gaye he.
Me : thik he didi me chalta hu, bye.
Me apne ghar se nikal ke Nisha ke ghar aaya aur use call kiya ,
Me : Kidhar he tu ? me tere ghar ke bahar tera wait kar raha hu .
Nisha : Me ready hu par yaha mat aana, me bus stop wale chauk pe aati hu wahi se jayenge.
Me : Thik he.
Mene bike bus stop pe jaake ek side me roki aur uska wait karne laga.
Wo bhi 5 minute me aayi ,usne ek simple panjabi suit aur leggins pehne the duppate se gala aur scarf se chehra dhaka hua tha ,kandhe pe ek medium size ki bag bhi thi , wo sidha aake bike pe dono pair ek taraf karke baith gayi aur chalne ko kaha .
Gaon se bahar aane tak usne kuch nahi bola to me bhi shant raha ,gaon ke bahar aate he usne bike rokne ko kaha aur utar ke dono side pair kar ke aaram se baith gayi.
Nisha : Ab sahi lag raha warna ye gadhhe itne he ke me gir he jaati .
Me : Wese tune appointment li he na gynac wali doctor se ?
Nisha : Nahi,par wo meri relative he to koi problem nahi hogi udhar, bas waha se gaon aane ka dekhna he muze aur kuchh nahi.
Me : Checkup ke baad tuze teri didi ke ghar chhod deta hu ,fir 5 baje me aa jaunga lene class ke baad ,chalega na ?
Nisha : Ha ye bhi thik he .
Me : waise tuze problem kya he ?
Nisha : Kuchh nahi bas chhota sa check-up karana he regular wala .
Me : thik he .
Muze aise to uski koi bhi baat normal nahi lagi aur me puchhna bhi chahta tha ,par ye uski personal life he wo bhi married life ,me kya keh sakta hu isme.
Aise he bich bich me baat karte karte hum sheher1 me uske bataye clinic pohonche.
(Clinic ke board pe 2 doctors jo gynac the unka naam likha tha ,dono Husband wife honge, matlab yaha pe mardo ka bhi checkup hota hoga
Clinic me kuchh ladies pehle se he thi ,par Nisha sidha receptionist table ke pas gayi aur waha baithi ladki se baat karne lagi ,itne me ek side se doctor jaisa banda bahar aaya to unhone Nisha ko dekha to wo unse baat karne laga . Me wahi pe ek bench pe baith ke mobile liye idhar udhar dekhta raha aur bich bich me nisha aur uss doctor ko bhi dekh raha tha aur wo log bhi bich-bich me meri taraf dekh rahe the fir nisha andar chali gayi aur wo doctor meri taraf aaya .
Doctor : Tumhara naam Ajay he right ? aur tum Nisha ke dost ho aisa usne bataya he muze .
Me : Ji me uska school friend hu .
Doctor : khair formality side me rakhta hu , uska pati nakaara he isliye wo tuze leke yaha aayi he ,iska matlab wo tuz pe vishwas karti he ,aur agar tune uska vishwas toda to me tuze wo bana dunga ke tu kuchh karne ke layak nahi rahega ,by all means ,dimag me daal dena ye baat apne .
Ye keh ke wo clinic se bahar chala gaya.
(Hum dono jis side the waha se sab dur baithe the isliye kisi ko kuchh bhi sunai nahi diya. Yu to muze gussa bohot aaya par jaane diya kyonki wo Nisha ka rishtedaar he aur fikar se bola hoga. )
Itne me muze Nisha ki call aayi ,
Nisha : Ajay tum class ke liye jao me yahi se inke sath he didi ke paas jaungi fir tumhe didi ke ghar ka address bhi msg kar dungi.
Me : Thik he, tumhare paise he na ?
N : Ha hai mere pas waise bhi didi nahi leti he muzse kabhi .
Me : OK me chalta hu tum address send kar dena.
To be continued…
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Ghustakhi muaf ho
even muze bhi time laga pick up karne ke liye.Aur Nisha ka scene idhar ki har adultery story jaisa nahi he , bas kuchh issues rehte he jiske liye ladies special doctor ke paas he jana padta he ,baki baad pata chalega .
Tumhare reviews he fuel he apna aur ab ye gaadi chalti rahegi manjil tak
Isi Khushi me ek aur update Sunday special
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Update 7
June 17, 2018
Clinic se nikal ke sidha Rajan ki dukan ke paas aaya to dekha ke wo mera he wait kar raha tha, fir use leke hum nikle class ki taraf .
Rajan : Kya bhai itna der lagaya tum bhi ? August 2021 me 1st lecture attend kiya apan ne aur aaj January 2023 ko 2nd lecture karne ja re he , aise to ho gayi apni engineering
Ye writer ko bol kuchh speed weed badhane ko.Me : Ha bsdke writer to nalla he na apne jaisa, usko to job wob to karni he nahi jo khali update he deta rahega bc.
Rajan : Fir bhi consistency naam ki koi chij to hoti he na bhai
Me : Ha to tu review dena uske story ka ,me baat karta usse regular updates ke liye.
Aise he bakchodi karte karte 2no tution pohoche. 2:15 ho rahe the aur classes abhi chalu hone he wale the to bina koi bakchodi kiye hum chuphchaap 2nd floor pe gaye aur mast aage jake baith gaye.
Fir Nilam mam ne aake padhaya kuchh sums solve kiye, fir dusra teacher aaya fir 2ra lecture khatam karte karte dimag bhanna gaya. Classes khatam hui to dekha check kiya 5 bajne wale he aur Nisha ka koi call nahi aaya tha abtak.
Hum dono bike pe baith ke nikal he rahe the ke ek scooty wali aake ekdam se mere samne 2 inch pe ruki , gaur se dekha to helmet jana pechana sa laga .
Renuka : Aur janab aaj badi jaldi me lag rahe ho , bhool gaye kya hume ?
Me : Sorry yaar ,par kahi jana tha to jaldi nikal raha tha. Baki hum kal milte he na.
Re : Arre majak kar rahi thi, muze bhi bahar jana he aaj, aur apni main classes Saturday-Sunday ko he hoti he, Monday se leke Thursday tak regular students ke classes hote he.
Rajan : Ye achha kiya bataya tumne …
Me : Renuka ye Rajan he mera dost, aur rajan ye Renu .
dono ne ek dusre ko hi hello kiya fir next week aane ka bol ke wo chali gayi aur mene bhi gaadi chalu ki.
Rajan : bhai kasam se jab-jab sochta hu ke serious ho jaunga padhai aur career ko leke ,tab tab koi na koi ladki aake jhand kar jati he.
Me : Chup bsdk, saale khud ek jagah focus nahi kar sakta ye nahi bolega aur naam dalega ladki pe, bc jis ladki ke chakkar me ye sab kiya wo kisi aur se set ho gyi aur apan fokat me Vikas chodu se panga le liye, aur wo bhadwa Vikas bc chutiye ne hospital se he meri jindagi ke lavde lagva diye saale ne. pure saal bhar ki padhai paani me gayi wo alag upar se babu ji gariya rahe roj roj wo alag.
Ek tarike se mere andar ka daba hua gussa bahar aa raha tha aur Rajan ye baat janta tha.
Rajat : Sorry bhai, sala me kya janta tha wo ladki ke pichhe itna bada game ho jayega ,upar se Vikas ki jaisi shakal aur aukat he usse bada punch mara tha saale ne, humne usse hospital pohochaya aur wo humra ek saal kha gaya.
Yahi past wali bakchodi karte karte hum uske dukan tak aa gaye.
Rajan : Chal ek cup chai samosa lele aur mood thik kar le bhai, maana galti ho gayi mere se uss time par maafi bhi to dede yaara.
Me : Chai manga de khali tu aur jane de uss baat ko me bhi bhul gaya hu usko ab.
Chai pite pite maine Nisha ko call ki to usne bataya ke wo aaj uski didi ke pass he rukne wali hai to muze rukne ki jarurat nahi thi .
Rajan ke dukan se me sidha Tehsil office gaya, sham ke 5 baj chuke the aur lagbhag office ke band hone ka he time tha par papa ne jo kaam bataya tha uska puchhna bhi jariri tha.
Par wo kaam bhi nahi hua kyonki kaam ka banda chhutti pe gaya tha to waise he bahar aaya, dopahar ko bhi kuchh dhang se khaya nahi tha to bhukh bhi lagi hui thi, ek restaurant me aake baith gaya aur khana order kiya aur sochne laga ke past me kya galti ki thi maine aur agar me samay me pichhe jata time travel kar ke to kya wo sab hone se rok sakta tha jo hua tha ?
Itne me khana aa gaya aur mene bhi dimag se sare purane khayal nikal diye ,khana kha ke bill pay kiya aur bahar aaya. Bahar restaurant ke samne he beer shop thi to bada man kiya pine ka,
Mera dil : 6 baj rahe he aise to ,ek thandi beer pi lete he aise bhi ghar jate jate 8 bajenge he.
Dimag : last time pi thi tab kya bhasad machai thi wo yaad kar lavde fir bol.
Dil : Wo whisky thi ye beer he, beer se jhanta kuchh nahi hota , aur konsa ghar jake pahad todne wala he tu .
Dimag : mat maan ,gand mara ,muze kya !
Ye sab bakchodi side kar ke me beer shop pe gaya 2 beer leli aur gaon ki taraf nikal liya.
Sheher1 ki boundary se bahar aate he kuchh he der me jungle shuru hone lagta he ,usse pehle 1-2 jagah dhaba aur petrol pump he jaha jyadatar truck driver rukte he, to me bhi waha ek dhaabe pe gaya ,kaaju leke ek jagah baith gaya aur beer ke chhote chhote sip lene laga. Shaam ke 7 baje the aur andhera hone laga tha , dono beer gatakne ke baad me aaram se utha aur bike leke ghar ki taraf nikla .
Beer ka nasha kam he tha aur aise he ghar aaram se ja sakta tha aur jabtak koi aake sungh na le tabtak kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalne wala tha ke mene pi rakhi he. Jungle shuru ho chuka tha aur raasta pura sunsaan tha ,bich bich me 2-4 gaadiya aati jaati rehti thi. Abhi June ka mahina chalu he par barish kaha abhi shuru hui he , bas hawa thodi thandi thi par Saagwaan ke pedo ka jungle hone ke kaaran hawa me garmahat bhi thi . Abhi me jungle ke bich me he tha ke mere mutrashay jisko hum angreji me bladder kehte he usne signal dena chalu kiya ke tanki khali karo. Aur majburi me aake maine gadi ko raaste se niche utara aur wahi paas me mutne laga.
Jaise he meri tanki khali hui aur aankhe kholi to saamne pedo ke upar koi jeev baitha hua lag raha tha jo ki andhere me bilkul bhi nahi dikh raha tha par uski chamakili aankhe uski maujudgi ki gawah thi. Meri saanse usse dekh ke wahi ki wahi atak gayi ,ek anjane darr se hath paon ful gaye ,wo jeev shayad apni mundi hila raha tha jo uski aankho se dikh raha tha , par wo na to gurra raha tha na he ped se niche utar raha tha .
kuchh seconds tak ye sab chalta raha, itni der me maine apna hausla jama kar liya aur ek ek kadam pichhe hatate hue bike ke paas pohocha aur jaise bike ko touch hua me palti maar ki seat pe baitha aur bike start kar ke gaon ki taraf bhagai. Kuchh second baad aisa laga ke mere pichhe koi he aur me akela nahi hu is raaste pe ! Dimag keh raha tha aage chalta reh,pichhe dekhega to pakka gand fatt jayegi, to mene bhi dimag ki suni aur uss sense ko bhula ke bullet daudata raha .
Vatavaran me bullet ki awaj he sunai de rahi thi ke muze firse aisa laga jaise koi mere sath daud raha ho aur iss baar mera dimag muze kuchh kehta usse pehle maine apni aankhe bayi taraf ghumai aur rear view mirror me dekha ke 2 bayi aankhe muzse 5 foot duri se he par thoda pichhe daud rahi thi aur andhere me wo konsa jeev he ye bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ,ke wo sher he ya tendua ya koi Aur ! iss waqt me bullet ko 90 km/hr ki speed se dauda raha tha aur tabhi samne se ek tempo aaya aur uske headlight ki roshni me maine use dekha ….
To be continued…
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June 17, 2018
Clinic se nikal ke sidha Rajan ki dukan ke paas aaya to dekha ke wo mera he wait kar raha tha, fir use leke hum nikle class ki taraf .
Rajan : Kya bhai itna der lagaya tum bhi ? August 2021 me 1st lecture attend kiya apan ne aur aaj January 2023 ko 2nd lecture karne ja re he , aise to ho gayi apni engineering
Me : Ha bsdke writer to nalla he na apne jaisa, usko to job wob to karni he nahi jo khali update he deta rahega bc.
Rajan : Fir bhi consistency naam ki koi chij to hoti he na bhai
Me : Ha to tu review dena uske story ka ,me baat karta usse regular updates ke liye.
Aise he bakchodi karte karte 2no tution pohoche. 2:15 ho rahe the aur classes abhi chalu hone he wale the to bina koi bakchodi kiye hum chuphchaap 2nd floor pe gaye aur mast aage jake baith gaye.
Fir Nilam mam ne aake padhaya kuchh sums solve kiye, fir dusra teacher aaya fir 2ra lecture khatam karte karte dimag bhanna gaya. Classes khatam hui to dekha check kiya 5 bajne wale he aur Nisha ka koi call nahi aaya tha abtak.
Hum dono bike pe baith ke nikal he rahe the ke ek scooty wali aake ekdam se mere samne 2 inch pe ruki , gaur se dekha to helmet jana pechana sa laga .
Renuka : Aur janab aaj badi jaldi me lag rahe ho , bhool gaye kya hume ?
Me : Sorry yaar ,par kahi jana tha to jaldi nikal raha tha. Baki hum kal milte he na.
Re : Arre majak kar rahi thi, muze bhi bahar jana he aaj, aur apni main classes Saturday-Sunday ko he hoti he, Monday se leke Thursday tak regular students ke classes hote he.
Rajan : Ye achha kiya bataya tumne …
Me : Renuka ye Rajan he mera dost, aur rajan ye Renu .
dono ne ek dusre ko hi hello kiya fir next week aane ka bol ke wo chali gayi aur mene bhi gaadi chalu ki.
Rajan : bhai kasam se jab-jab sochta hu ke serious ho jaunga padhai aur career ko leke ,tab tab koi na koi ladki aake jhand kar jati he.
Me : Chup bsdk, saale khud ek jagah focus nahi kar sakta ye nahi bolega aur naam dalega ladki pe, bc jis ladki ke chakkar me ye sab kiya wo kisi aur se set ho gyi aur apan fokat me Vikas chodu se panga le liye, aur wo bhadwa Vikas bc chutiye ne hospital se he meri jindagi ke lavde lagva diye saale ne. pure saal bhar ki padhai paani me gayi wo alag upar se babu ji gariya rahe roj roj wo alag.
Ek tarike se mere andar ka daba hua gussa bahar aa raha tha aur Rajan ye baat janta tha.
Rajat : Sorry bhai, sala me kya janta tha wo ladki ke pichhe itna bada game ho jayega ,upar se Vikas ki jaisi shakal aur aukat he usse bada punch mara tha saale ne, humne usse hospital pohochaya aur wo humra ek saal kha gaya.
Yahi past wali bakchodi karte karte hum uske dukan tak aa gaye.
Rajan : Chal ek cup chai samosa lele aur mood thik kar le bhai, maana galti ho gayi mere se uss time par maafi bhi to dede yaara.
Me : Chai manga de khali tu aur jane de uss baat ko me bhi bhul gaya hu usko ab.
Chai pite pite maine Nisha ko call ki to usne bataya ke wo aaj uski didi ke pass he rukne wali hai to muze rukne ki jarurat nahi thi .
Rajan ke dukan se me sidha Tehsil office gaya, sham ke 5 baj chuke the aur lagbhag office ke band hone ka he time tha par papa ne jo kaam bataya tha uska puchhna bhi jariri tha.
Par wo kaam bhi nahi hua kyonki kaam ka banda chhutti pe gaya tha to waise he bahar aaya, dopahar ko bhi kuchh dhang se khaya nahi tha to bhukh bhi lagi hui thi, ek restaurant me aake baith gaya aur khana order kiya aur sochne laga ke past me kya galti ki thi maine aur agar me samay me pichhe jata time travel kar ke to kya wo sab hone se rok sakta tha jo hua tha ?
Itne me khana aa gaya aur mene bhi dimag se sare purane khayal nikal diye ,khana kha ke bill pay kiya aur bahar aaya. Bahar restaurant ke samne he beer shop thi to bada man kiya pine ka,
Mera dil : 6 baj rahe he aise to ,ek thandi beer pi lete he aise bhi ghar jate jate 8 bajenge he.
Dimag : last time pi thi tab kya bhasad machai thi wo yaad kar lavde fir bol.
Dil : Wo whisky thi ye beer he, beer se jhanta kuchh nahi hota , aur konsa ghar jake pahad todne wala he tu .
Dimag : mat maan ,gand mara ,muze kya !
Ye sab bakchodi side kar ke me beer shop pe gaya 2 beer leli aur gaon ki taraf nikal liya.
Sheher1 ki boundary se bahar aate he kuchh he der me jungle shuru hone lagta he ,usse pehle 1-2 jagah dhaba aur petrol pump he jaha jyadatar truck driver rukte he, to me bhi waha ek dhaabe pe gaya ,kaaju leke ek jagah baith gaya aur beer ke chhote chhote sip lene laga. Shaam ke 7 baje the aur andhera hone laga tha , dono beer gatakne ke baad me aaram se utha aur bike leke ghar ki taraf nikla .
Beer ka nasha kam he tha aur aise he ghar aaram se ja sakta tha aur jabtak koi aake sungh na le tabtak kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalne wala tha ke mene pi rakhi he. Jungle shuru ho chuka tha aur raasta pura sunsaan tha ,bich bich me 2-4 gaadiya aati jaati rehti thi. Abhi June ka mahina chalu he par barish kaha abhi shuru hui he , bas hawa thodi thandi thi par Saagwaan ke pedo ka jungle hone ke kaaran hawa me garmahat bhi thi . Abhi me jungle ke bich me he tha ke mere mutrashay jisko hum angreji me bladder kehte he usne signal dena chalu kiya ke tanki khali karo. Aur majburi me aake maine gadi ko raaste se niche utara aur wahi paas me mutne laga.
Jaise he meri tanki khali hui aur aankhe kholi to saamne pedo ke upar koi jeev baitha hua lag raha tha jo ki andhere me bilkul bhi nahi dikh raha tha par uski chamakili aankhe uski maujudgi ki gawah thi. Meri saanse usse dekh ke wahi ki wahi atak gayi ,ek anjane darr se hath paon ful gaye ,wo jeev shayad apni mundi hila raha tha jo uski aankho se dikh raha tha , par wo na to gurra raha tha na he ped se niche utar raha tha .
kuchh seconds tak ye sab chalta raha, itni der me maine apna hausla jama kar liya aur ek ek kadam pichhe hatate hue bike ke paas pohocha aur jaise bike ko touch hua me palti maar ki seat pe baitha aur bike start kar ke gaon ki taraf bhagai. Kuchh second baad aisa laga ke mere pichhe koi he aur me akela nahi hu is raaste pe ! Dimag keh raha tha aage chalta reh,pichhe dekhega to pakka gand fatt jayegi, to mene bhi dimag ki suni aur uss sense ko bhula ke bullet daudata raha .
Vatavaran me bullet ki awaj he sunai de rahi thi ke muze firse aisa laga jaise koi mere sath daud raha ho aur iss baar mera dimag muze kuchh kehta usse pehle maine apni aankhe bayi taraf ghumai aur rear view mirror me dekha ke 2 bayi aankhe muzse 5 foot duri se he par thoda pichhe daud rahi thi aur andhere me wo konsa jeev he ye bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ,ke wo sher he ya tendua ya koi Aur ! iss waqt me bullet ko 90 km/hr ki speed se dauda raha tha aur tabhi samne se ek tempo aaya aur uske headlight ki roshni me maine use dekha ….
To be continued…
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