Fantasy Pralay

[Thakur]

INDEX

Introduction​

Update 1​	Update 2​	Update 3​	Update 4​	Update 5​
Update 6​	Update 7​	Update 8​	Pralay 1​	Pralay 2​
Pralay 3​	Update 9​	Update 10​	Update 11​	Update 12​
Update 13​	Update 14​	Update 15​	Update 16​	Update 17​
Update 18​	Update 19​	Update 20​	Update 21​	Update 22​
Update 23​	Update 24​	Update 25​	Update 26​	Update​

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[Bilal jan]

Update 6​

Me : Paise rakh tu he ,aur plz ye majak karna band kar nahi to …

A (mera collar pakad ke ): Nahi to kya karega ? bol ?

Me : kuchh nahi meri maa chhod muze abhi jana he .

Uske collar chhodte he mene kick mar ke gaadi bhaga di …



Ab aage..



Ghar samne bike roki to already waha ek car khadi thi.

Gate khol ke andar aaya to bahar he charpai pe babu ji aur Vijayraj Singh (Jisse petrol pump pe mila tha ) baithe the aur chai pi rahe the.

(Me apne man me : sala ye aadmi mere se pehle kaise aaya ? )

Babu ji : Kitni der lagata he re ? Sheher nahi jana kya ,aaj tution he na tere ?

Vijay : Bas kar re ,kaam se he bahar gaya tha na, iske umar me to hum kis kone me hote the malum he na ? Ajay beta ho gaya kaam tumhara ?

Me : Ji uncle ,bas abhi khana kha ke tution jaunga.

Itne me maa ne awaj lagayi khane ke liye to hum 3 no andar chale gaye aur hath dho ke table pe baith gaye. Didi khana lagane lagi ,

Vijay : Bhabhi aap log bhi baith jaiye hamare saath he.

Fir maa ne unke liye bhi khana lagaya aur baith gaye sab khane ke liye.

Vijay : Vidya beta aapki padhai kaisi chal rahi he waha sheher1 me ?

Didi : Ji uncle sab achhe se chal raha he , is saal PG complete ho jayega to competative exams ki bhi preperations shuru karungi .

V : Ye sahi he beta, apne ghar se bhi koi collector hona chahiye jille ka .

Babu ji : Ha Vidya sahi me ban bhi jayegi ,bas ye shehejaade ek baar raste pe aa jaye to bhi bohot he.

V : Abbe kitna khichega tu usko ,abhi to 20 ka hua nahi pichhe he pad gaya tu ladke ke. Ye kya baat hui bhai ?

Babu ji : Iske umar me hum puri family sambhalte the Vijay ,khet bajar sab kaam kiye the humne ,aur ek ye laad sahab he jo sahi se padhai bhi na ho rahi inse .

Vijay : (babu ji ke kaan me dhire se) Hum aur bhi sambhalte the iski umar me ye bhi batau ? dhundhne jaye aas pas ke gaon me to teri-meri shakal ke kitne bachhe milenge ,karega ginti ?

Babu ji : (dhire se ghurte hue) Muh band rakh saale ghar pe he humlog.

Vijay : (dhire se) Wahi to bol raha hu ke bachhe ko jyada gariya mat,bhadak gaya to ye bhi aise he ghar chhod ke jayega jaise tu bhaga tha ,ab khana kha.

Khana khane ke baad babu ji aur Vijay uncle bahar gaye hath dhone aur wahi khaat pe baith gaye, me apna bag bharne laga sheher1 ke liye kyonki abhi 1 bajne he wala tha aur Nisha ko leke Gynac ke pass bhi jana tha checkup ke liye.

Bahar aaya to Vijay uncle nahi the aur na he babu ji ,bas didi thi jo book leke khatiya pe baithi thi.

Me : didi ye Babu ji kidhar chale gaye?

Di : Wo Vijay uncle ke sath he gaye he ,aur tuze sheher me Tehsil office ke chakkar lagane ka bhi bol gaye he.

Me : thik he didi me chalta hu, bye.

Me apne ghar se nikal ke Nisha ke ghar aaya aur use call kiya ,

Me : Kidhar he tu ? me tere ghar ke bahar tera wait kar raha hu .

Nisha : Me ready hu par yaha mat aana, me bus stop wale chauk pe aati hu wahi se jayenge.

Me : Thik he.

Mene bike bus stop pe jaake ek side me roki aur uska wait karne laga.

Wo bhi 5 minute me aayi ,usne ek simple panjabi suit aur leggins pehne the duppate se gala aur scarf se chehra dhaka hua tha ,kandhe pe ek medium size ki bag bhi thi , wo sidha aake bike pe dono pair ek taraf karke baith gayi aur chalne ko kaha .

Gaon se bahar aane tak usne kuch nahi bola to me bhi shant raha ,gaon ke bahar aate he usne bike rokne ko kaha aur utar ke dono side pair kar ke aaram se baith gayi.

Nisha : Ab sahi lag raha warna ye gadhhe itne he ke me gir he jaati .

Me : Wese tune appointment li he na gynac wali doctor se ?

Nisha : Nahi,par wo meri relative he to koi problem nahi hogi udhar, bas waha se gaon aane ka dekhna he muze aur kuchh nahi.

Me : Checkup ke baad tuze teri didi ke ghar chhod deta hu ,fir 5 baje me aa jaunga lene class ke baad ,chalega na ?

Nisha : Ha ye bhi thik he .

Me : waise tuze problem kya he ?

Nisha : Kuchh nahi bas chhota sa check-up karana he regular wala .

Me : thik he .

Muze aise to uski koi bhi baat normal nahi lagi aur me puchhna bhi chahta tha ,par ye uski personal life he wo bhi married life ,me kya keh sakta hu isme.

Aise he bich bich me baat karte karte hum sheher1 me uske bataye clinic pohonche.

(Clinic ke board pe 2 doctors jo gynac the unka naam likha tha ,dono Husband wife honge, matlab yaha pe mardo ka bhi checkup hota hoga )

Clinic me kuchh ladies pehle se he thi ,par Nisha sidha receptionist table ke pas gayi aur waha baithi ladki se baat karne lagi ,itne me ek side se doctor jaisa banda bahar aaya to unhone Nisha ko dekha to wo unse baat karne laga . Me wahi pe ek bench pe baith ke mobile liye idhar udhar dekhta raha aur bich bich me nisha aur uss doctor ko bhi dekh raha tha aur wo log bhi bich-bich me meri taraf dekh rahe the fir nisha andar chali gayi aur wo doctor meri taraf aaya .

Doctor : Tumhara naam Ajay he right ? aur tum Nisha ke dost ho aisa usne bataya he muze .

Me : Ji me uska school friend hu .

Doctor : khair formality side me rakhta hu , uska pati nakaara he isliye wo tuze leke yaha aayi he ,iska matlab wo tuz pe vishwas karti he ,aur agar tune uska vishwas toda to me tuze wo bana dunga ke tu kuchh karne ke layak nahi rahega ,by all means ,dimag me daal dena ye baat apne .

Ye keh ke wo clinic se bahar chala gaya.

(Hum dono jis side the waha se sab dur baithe the isliye kisi ko kuchh bhi sunai nahi diya. Yu to muze gussa bohot aaya par jaane diya kyonki wo Nisha ka rishtedaar he aur fikar se bola hoga. )

Itne me muze Nisha ki call aayi ,

Nisha : Ajay tum class ke liye jao me yahi se inke sath he didi ke paas jaungi fir tumhe didi ke ghar ka address bhi msg kar dungi.

Me : Thik he, tumhare paise he na ?

N : Ha hai mere pas waise bhi didi nahi leti he muzse kabhi .

Me : OK me chalta hu tum address send kar dena.



To be continued…

Amazing update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 7​

June 17, 2018



Clinic se nikal ke sidha Rajan ki dukan ke paas aaya to dekha ke wo mera he wait kar raha tha, fir use leke hum nikle class ki taraf .

Rajan : Kya bhai itna der lagaya tum bhi ? August 2021 me 1st lecture attend kiya apan ne aur aaj January 2023 ko 2nd lecture karne ja re he , aise to ho gayi apni engineering Ye writer ko bol kuchh speed weed badhane ko.

Me : Ha bsdke writer to nalla he na apne jaisa, usko to job wob to karni he nahi jo khali update he deta rahega bc.

Rajan : Fir bhi consistency naam ki koi chij to hoti he na bhai

Me : Ha to tu review dena uske story ka ,me baat karta usse regular updates ke liye.

Aise he bakchodi karte karte 2no tution pohoche. 2:15 ho rahe the aur classes abhi chalu hone he wale the to bina koi bakchodi kiye hum chuphchaap 2nd floor pe gaye aur mast aage jake baith gaye.

Fir Nilam mam ne aake padhaya kuchh sums solve kiye, fir dusra teacher aaya fir 2ra lecture khatam karte karte dimag bhanna gaya. Classes khatam hui to dekha check kiya 5 bajne wale he aur Nisha ka koi call nahi aaya tha abtak.

Hum dono bike pe baith ke nikal he rahe the ke ek scooty wali aake ekdam se mere samne 2 inch pe ruki , gaur se dekha to helmet jana pechana sa laga .

Renuka : Aur janab aaj badi jaldi me lag rahe ho , bhool gaye kya hume ?

Me : Sorry yaar ,par kahi jana tha to jaldi nikal raha tha. Baki hum kal milte he na.

Re : Arre majak kar rahi thi, muze bhi bahar jana he aaj, aur apni main classes Saturday-Sunday ko he hoti he, Monday se leke Thursday tak regular students ke classes hote he.

Rajan : Ye achha kiya bataya tumne …

Me : Renuka ye Rajan he mera dost, aur rajan ye Renu .

dono ne ek dusre ko hi hello kiya fir next week aane ka bol ke wo chali gayi aur mene bhi gaadi chalu ki.

Rajan : bhai kasam se jab-jab sochta hu ke serious ho jaunga padhai aur career ko leke ,tab tab koi na koi ladki aake jhand kar jati he.

Me : Chup bsdk, saale khud ek jagah focus nahi kar sakta ye nahi bolega aur naam dalega ladki pe, bc jis ladki ke chakkar me ye sab kiya wo kisi aur se set ho gyi aur apan fokat me Vikas chodu se panga le liye, aur wo bhadwa Vikas bc chutiye ne hospital se he meri jindagi ke lavde lagva diye saale ne. pure saal bhar ki padhai paani me gayi wo alag upar se babu ji gariya rahe roj roj wo alag.

Ek tarike se mere andar ka daba hua gussa bahar aa raha tha aur Rajan ye baat janta tha.

Rajat : Sorry bhai, sala me kya janta tha wo ladki ke pichhe itna bada game ho jayega ,upar se Vikas ki jaisi shakal aur aukat he usse bada punch mara tha saale ne, humne usse hospital pohochaya aur wo humra ek saal kha gaya.

Yahi past wali bakchodi karte karte hum uske dukan tak aa gaye.

Rajan : Chal ek cup chai samosa lele aur mood thik kar le bhai, maana galti ho gayi mere se uss time par maafi bhi to dede yaara.

Me : Chai manga de khali tu aur jane de uss baat ko me bhi bhul gaya hu usko ab.

Chai pite pite maine Nisha ko call ki to usne bataya ke wo aaj uski didi ke pass he rukne wali hai to muze rukne ki jarurat nahi thi .

Rajan ke dukan se me sidha Tehsil office gaya, sham ke 5 baj chuke the aur lagbhag office ke band hone ka he time tha par papa ne jo kaam bataya tha uska puchhna bhi jariri tha.
Par wo kaam bhi nahi hua kyonki kaam ka banda chhutti pe gaya tha to waise he bahar aaya, dopahar ko bhi kuchh dhang se khaya nahi tha to bhukh bhi lagi hui thi, ek restaurant me aake baith gaya aur khana order kiya aur sochne laga ke past me kya galti ki thi maine aur agar me samay me pichhe jata time travel kar ke to kya wo sab hone se rok sakta tha jo hua tha ?

Itne me khana aa gaya aur mene bhi dimag se sare purane khayal nikal diye ,khana kha ke bill pay kiya aur bahar aaya. Bahar restaurant ke samne he beer shop thi to bada man kiya pine ka,

Mera dil : 6 baj rahe he aise to ,ek thandi beer pi lete he aise bhi ghar jate jate 8 bajenge he.

Dimag : last time pi thi tab kya bhasad machai thi wo yaad kar lavde fir bol.

Dil : Wo whisky thi ye beer he, beer se jhanta kuchh nahi hota , aur konsa ghar jake pahad todne wala he tu .

Dimag : mat maan ,gand mara ,muze kya !

Ye sab bakchodi side kar ke me beer shop pe gaya 2 beer leli aur gaon ki taraf nikal liya.

Sheher1 ki boundary se bahar aate he kuchh he der me jungle shuru hone lagta he ,usse pehle 1-2 jagah dhaba aur petrol pump he jaha jyadatar truck driver rukte he, to me bhi waha ek dhaabe pe gaya ,kaaju leke ek jagah baith gaya aur beer ke chhote chhote sip lene laga. Shaam ke 7 baje the aur andhera hone laga tha , dono beer gatakne ke baad me aaram se utha aur bike leke ghar ki taraf nikla .

Beer ka nasha kam he tha aur aise he ghar aaram se ja sakta tha aur jabtak koi aake sungh na le tabtak kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalne wala tha ke mene pi rakhi he. Jungle shuru ho chuka tha aur raasta pura sunsaan tha ,bich bich me 2-4 gaadiya aati jaati rehti thi. Abhi June ka mahina chalu he par barish kaha abhi shuru hui he , bas hawa thodi thandi thi par Saagwaan ke pedo ka jungle hone ke kaaran hawa me garmahat bhi thi . Abhi me jungle ke bich me he tha ke mere mutrashay jisko hum angreji me bladder kehte he usne signal dena chalu kiya ke tanki khali karo. Aur majburi me aake maine gadi ko raaste se niche utara aur wahi paas me mutne laga.

Jaise he meri tanki khali hui aur aankhe kholi to saamne pedo ke upar koi jeev baitha hua lag raha tha jo ki andhere me bilkul bhi nahi dikh raha tha par uski chamakili aankhe uski maujudgi ki gawah thi. Meri saanse usse dekh ke wahi ki wahi atak gayi ,ek anjane darr se hath paon ful gaye ,wo jeev shayad apni mundi hila raha tha jo uski aankho se dikh raha tha , par wo na to gurra raha tha na he ped se niche utar raha tha .

kuchh seconds tak ye sab chalta raha, itni der me maine apna hausla jama kar liya aur ek ek kadam pichhe hatate hue bike ke paas pohocha aur jaise bike ko touch hua me palti maar ki seat pe baitha aur bike start kar ke gaon ki taraf bhagai. Kuchh second baad aisa laga ke mere pichhe koi he aur me akela nahi hu is raaste pe ! Dimag keh raha tha aage chalta reh,pichhe dekhega to pakka gand fatt jayegi, to mene bhi dimag ki suni aur uss sense ko bhula ke bullet daudata raha .

Vatavaran me bullet ki awaj he sunai de rahi thi ke muze firse aisa laga jaise koi mere sath daud raha ho aur iss baar mera dimag muze kuchh kehta usse pehle maine apni aankhe bayi taraf ghumai aur rear view mirror me dekha ke 2 bayi aankhe muzse 5 foot duri se he par thoda pichhe daud rahi thi aur andhere me wo konsa jeev he ye bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ,ke wo sher he ya tendua ya koi Aur ! iss waqt me bullet ko 90 km/hr ki speed se dauda raha tha aur tabhi samne se ek tempo aaya aur uske headlight ki roshni me maine use dekha ….



To be continued…

Amazing update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 8​

Vatavaran me bullet ki awaj he sunai de rahi thi ke muze firse aisa laga jaise koi mere sath daud raha ho aur iss baar mera dimag muze kuchh kehta usse pehle maine apni aankhe bayi taraf ghumai aur rear view mirror me dekha ke 2 bayi aankhe muzse 5 foot duri se he par thoda pichhe daud rahi thi aur andhere me wo konsa jeev he ye bhi pata nahi chal raha tha ,ke wo sher he ya tendua ya koi Aur ! iss waqt me bullet ko 90 km/hr ki speed se dauda raha tha aur tabhi samne se ek tempo aaya aur uske headlight ki roshni me maine use dekha ….







To be continued…





Wo ek bada sa kaala Tendua (Black Panther) tha jo meri taraf dekhte hue mere sath me daud raha tha, uske aur mere bich me 5-6 feet ka he distance tha ,matlab uski ek jump aur mera khel khatam !

Par usne mere upar chhalang nahi lagai, tempo nikal chuka tha aur me accelerator daba ke jitna ho sake utni teji se bullet bhagane laga . Lekin wo Tendua ab bhi mere pichhe tha aur me uski chamakti ankho ko mirror se dekh pa raha tha ,itne me muze gaon ki sima dikhne lagi aur jaise he maine sima paar ki tab jaake mere seene me jaan aa gayi , saamne se kuchh gaon wale bhi dikhe par me ruka nahi aur sidha hamare ghar jaake bike roki .

Bike ki chabi nikalte samay mere hath kaanp rahe the jaise me abhi apne ghar ke samne na ho ke uss Kaale Tendue ke saamne khada hu aur uski wo pili si chamkili ankhe meri ankho me jhaank rahi ho .

Didi : Ajay, itni der se bahar kyu khada he ? Sunai nahi de raha kya tuze ?

Didi ki awaj se me vartaman me aaya aur sidha apne room me chala gaya.

Bed par bag feki aur bistar pe let gaya aur aaj jo kuchh bhi hua tha usse yaad karne laga aur sochne laga agar me beer he nahi pita to meri jaan pe nahi ban aati , par jo hona tha wo ho gaya .

Par muze kya pata tha ke ye ant nahi aarambh he Pralay ka !



Aaj babuji kheto par he rukne wale the isliye me unhe khana dene chala gaya. Kheto ke paas jake pohocha to dekha babu ji aur pehelwan chacha dono alaav (aag ) ke paas baithe sek rahe the aur baate ho rahi thi ,aur baju me Ashwini khana laga rahi thi.

Babu ji : le shambhu Ajay bhi aa gaya khana leke.

Pehelwan chacha (Shambhu chacha) : Ajay, khana ghar le ja idhar Ashwini ne bhuni murgi banai he, aaj khas din he to.

Me : kya khaas he chacha ji ?

Ispe babu ji unko kohni maari to maine dekha ek side me kaanch ke glass rakhe he matlab aaj pine ka plan hoga inka. Jabse me bada hua tabse maine kabhi bhi na to Babu ji ko aur na he Shambhu chacha ko sharab pite hue dekha tha, ha bas holi waghera ke samay bhang pina yaad he par gaon me ye common he. Par aaj sharab he matlab jarur special hoga kuchh. Unka special program dekhne ke liye me bhi unke sath baitha to babu ji ne hadkaya ,

Babu ji : Tu kya baitha he nawab jaisa , jake Ashwini ko madat kar !

Waha se laat kha ke me Ashwini ke paas gaya, usne already khana laga he diya tha ,

Ashwini : Bas ho he gaya khana laga ke ,tu ruk idhar he fir hum dono chalte he .


Babu ji aur pehelwan chacha baith gaye khana khane ,aur me bhi apni potali leke wapas ghar nikalne laga to babu ji ne roka,

Babu ji : kaisa nalayak ladka he ye, idhar andhera ho chala he , Ashwini kya akele ghar jayegi ? usko pehle uske ghar chhod fir apne ghar jana .

Ispe Ashwini halka sa has di, aur chacha to laga he tha peg banane me .

Me aur Ashwini uske ghar ki taraf chalne lage jo ke unke khet fir aam aur kaju ke baagho ke baad aata hai ! hum dono chal he rahe the khali, koi kuchh bol nahi raha tha, Purnima ki raat hone ke karan andhere me bhi sab kuchh saaf dikh raha tha, aaj Ashwini apne me he muskura rahi thi ,par mene puchha nahi ,agar puchhta to alag siyappa hoga iska !

Ashwini : Suno .

Me : Hmm kya he ?

Ashwini : ek kaam he muze tuzse , karoge ?

Me : kaisa kaam ?

Ashwini : Actually 2 kaam he, 1 ye ke wo Vinod he na Nisha ka pati usko baki awara log jinke sath wo ghumta he unse alag karna he aur dusra ye ke uske liye koi naukari ya kaam dhundhna he ,plz ha bol na Ajay

Me : Pagla gayi he kya tu ? Nisha ke liye kuchh hota to baat hoti kuchh par ye Vinod pura kaam se gaya he, daru cigarette hukka tak thik he , par ye chutiya Ganja, randibaji tak karta firta he, aajkal to sunne me aaya he ke iske dosto ne kahi aas pados me koi illegal kaam tak chalu kiye he. Iske liye kya kuchh karna ? aur karna bhi kyu jab iske baap ki badi dukaan he wo he sambhale apne poot ko !

Ashwini : aur Nisha ka kya ? dost he wo meri, kya ye bhi bhool jaye ? aur Vinod illegal kaam nahi kar raha par jinke sath wo ghumta firta he wo karte he, aur abhi 2 mahine pehle vinod bhi Naukri karta tha ,acchha khasa kama ke deta tha ghar me par aisi sangat me pada ke aaj ye haal hai, aur hum kya aise he ye sab hone de kyunki wo hamara kuchh nahi lagta ?

Me : Dekh har chij apni marji se razamandi se he hoti he ,koi daru ki botal tumhare muh ko lagaye bhi to bhi use pina he ya nahi ye hum tay karte he. Baki tu kehti he to me koshish karunga baki jiske jaise karam-dharam.

Ashwini: Thank you thank you Ajay, tune mera ek kaam to kar he diya ,dusra fir kabhi bataungi abhi ye bata tuze kya hua he ,pareshan sa lag raha he aaj ?

Me : kuchh nahi bass study aur career ki tension he thoda

Ashwini : muzse jhuth bol ke kya milega tuze ? bata to , dost he itne saalo se ,ha ab itne time baad mile he wo baat alag he par dost to samazta he na tu muze ,ya wo bhi nahi ?

Me : (frustrate ho ke )Arre yaarr kya tu bhi ye sab leke baithi hai ,jaldi jaldi chal muze bhuk lagi he

Ashwini ne ispe kuchh nahi kaha aur mere sath chalne lagi ,ab unke hamare khet khatam ho chuke the aur pedo wala area shuru hua tha ke ekdam se usne mera hath pakda aur ek ped paas ke le kar gayi aur khinch ke niche bithaya .



Me : Aashu yaar ghar chal pehle he raat ho gayi he aur yaha tere drame khatam nahi ho rahe

Ashwini ne bass meri potli leli aur khana bahar nikalne lagi .

Ashwini : Le kha le ab ,bhukh lagi he na tuze, kha ab jaldi se

Me bas use dekhta raha, jab usne dekha ke me kha he nahi raha to usne ek niwala banaya aur mere muh ke paas laai.

Ashwini : Muh khol chupchap.

Ab iss bala se aise to bach nahi sakta tha kyonki bhoot-pishach se uparwale ka naam leke to bacha ja sakta he par naari ke hat ke aage bhala kisi ki chali he jo meri chalti !

Uske ek niwala khilane ke baad mene khud se khana shuru kiya, khane ka taste alag tha par badhiya banaya tha, matlab Vidya didi ne he banaya hoga aaj . maine dekha ke wo bass muze he dekh rahi he to na jane kyu aur kaise maine ek niwala uske hotho se lagaya ,usne bina kuchh kahe wo kha liya. Fir jab khana khatam hua to hum log kapde zaadte hue uthe aur uske ghar ki taraf nikle jo ki abhi bhi 10 minute ki duri pe tha.

Ashwini : Tune bataya nahi aaj kya hua tuze ?

Me : kya batata tuze ke marte marte bacha hu aaj !

Ashwini wahi ki wahi ruk gayi aur usne mera hath pakad liya,

Ashwini : Thik se bata matlab kya hua , kisne mara kya, ya ….

Me : Arre yaar kuchh nahi, bas Sheher1 se aa raha tha jungle wale raste se to ek jagah ruk gaya aur waha Kaala Tendua dikha jo mere pichhe pad gaya, gaadi bhaga bhaga ke aaya hu bass aur kya !

Ashwini : Tu jhuth to nahi bol raha he na ?

Me : me kyu jhuth bolu Aashu ab,

Ashwini : Hamare yaha jungle me baagh, tendue jaise koi janwar nahi he isliye maine puchha , yaha sirf jangli suar aur bandar wagera jaise chhote mote janwar he , tune pakka tendua he dekha tha na ? ya tu kuchh pike baitha tha .

Uske iss sawal se me sakpaka gaya aur usne ye baat notice kari.

Me : Chhod ye sab ghar aa gaya tera .

Usne kuchh nahi kaha,bass aise he aage chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar ki taraf nikala, kuchh dur he chala tha ke pichhe se usne aawaj lagai to me ruk gaya, wo lagbhag daudate hue mere paas aayi aur usne apne hatho me kuchh laya tha, kya wo pata nahi par usne mere sir ke upar se 1-2 baar daayi fir baayi taraf use ghumaya aur dur feka.

Me : kya kar rahi he tu aashu ? pagal wagal ho gayi he kya ?

Ashwini : (haste hue) Najar utar rahi thi teri .

Me : Muze kiski najar lagegi bhala ?

Usne jaate hue dhire se kaha “Meri” !



To be continued...

Amazing update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 9​

Me : kya kar rahi he tu aashu ? pagal wagal ho gayi he kya ?

Ashwini : (haste hue) Najar utar rahi thi teri .

Me : Muze kiski najar lagegi bhala ?

Usne jaate hue dhire se kaha “Meri” !





To be continued…



Maine uske muh se suna ‘meri’ aur me wahi ka wahi jamm gaya !

Jindagi me kisi ne pehli baar saamne se line di thi aur mera pura system Chinese mobile jaisa hang ho gaya ! Kuchh der me wahi andhere raaste me khada raha ,jab hath pe machhar ne kaata to hosh aaya aur apne ghar ki taraf chalne laga. Mere pair bhale he ghar ki or jaa rahe the par Dil, dimag aur man to kahi aur tha. Dil bhosdika dhadke he ja raha tha, dimag keh raha lavde lagne wale he aur man bawla bole ke finally bandi mili !

Ghar ke aangan me aake ghar ke bahar he baith gaya ,saamne dadi wahi khaat pe baith ke kuchh granth padh rahi thi aur muze puchha,

Dadi : Ajay beta,wahi khana khaya ya khayega abhi ?

Me : Nahi dadi khana ho gaya mera, bass bohot chal ke aaya hu to thak gaya hu ,abhi jake so jaunga .

Vidya didi : Aur padhai kaun karega mere raja bhai ?

Me : Ha di study kar ke he sounga me, thik he .

Aur me aise he andar chala gaya ,maa ke hath me khane ki potli di kuchh baate ki aur apne room me aake book leke baith gaya padhne . Koshish ki ke dopahar me class me jo bhi padha tha wo yaad karu par jaise mere aaspaas ke halaat the padhai chhod ke sab kuchh yaad aa raha tha, Rajan ke sath ki Vikas wali bakchodi, beer pike bike chalaya wo, fir wo mere khun ka pyasa kala Tendua BC, aur end me ye Ashwini ka vyavahar . Me book khol ke baitha raha par aakho ke samne sequence me pure din me kya hua wahi sab repeat telecast ho raha tha ,aur sabse jyada highlight Ashwini ko he mil rahi thi.

Wo aaj shaant shaant si thi, me aaj Tendue se jaan bacha ke bhaaga par gharwalo ko jara bhi nahi laga kuchh hua he mere sath par usne meri shakal dekh ke padh liya ke iske 12 baje hue he. Aur me ye kaise bhul gaya behenchod ke usne apne haatho se muze khana khilaya tha ! No no no ye sahi nahi he ye galat ho raha he bc , jindagi me bohot ladkiya milegi , nahi mili to bhi chalega par ye bala nahi chahiye.
Mere jaise peepal ke ped jaise sidhe saade ped pe ulta latakne wali chudail he wo ,khud to jindagi bhar chipki rahegi upar se kisi ko mere paas bhi nahi aane degi ye chudail !

Meri aankho ke saamne firse wahi bhayanak manjar tairne laga, jisme me hamare flat me raat ke 3 baje baccho ke diaper change kar raha hu aur usko lori suna raha hu aur wo rani sahiba kaano me rui daal ke face pe hare rang ka face-pack aur aankho pe kakdi ke slice laga ke so rahi he. Me ghar me khana paka raha hu aur wo muze paka rahi he , me office me table pe so raha hu aur boss bhi kuchh nahi kehta ke wo janta he muze ghar pe sone ko nahi milta !

Ek jhatke ke sath me nind se utha , itna bhayanak sapna tha ke me pasina pasina ho gaya tha . Time dekha to abhi 1 he baja tha , fir muh dhone bahar gaya , dekha to didi ke room ki light jal rahi he ,mene use ignore kiya aur muh hath dho ke wapas se study start kiya.

Pura ek ghanta padhne ke baad kuchh kuchh samaz me aa raha tha, socha ke itna he uss time pe padha hota to aaj aise extra paise dene nahi padte aur na he aise kaam karne padte . Kaam se yaad aaya kal Monday he aur muze sheher1 jaake pehelwan chacha ke kheto ke liye saman lana he .



Subah 8 baje Maa ne hila hila ke uthaya muze ,

Maa : Uth ja Nalayak, koi bolta nahi he to kya manmaani he karega kya ? Uth jaldi se.

Me : Hua kya he Maa, subah subah kyu tadak rahi ho ?

Maa : Tere babu ji kheto me raat bhar jaag rahe the nalayak aur beta idhar aaram se so raha he, jaa jaake unko ghar pe bhej .

Maa subah subah gusse me thi par me bhi kuchh nahi bola aur muh pe paani maar ke bike leke kheto pe gaya ,udhar jaake dekha to babu ji aur chacha pet upar kar ke so gaye the ,baju me 1,2 3 4 agagaga 4 botal khali kiye ye log aur wo Mata ji hum ko pel di inke liye !
Mene hila ke babu ji ko uthaya to kuchh der me wo uth gaye aur bike leke ghar chal diye ,pehelwan chacha to bhai abhi aur taanenge .
Mere tanki me pressure feel hone laga to wahi ek side ho ke me dhaar chhodne laga ,aah ab jara halka halka feel ho riya he .

Ab ghar jaaunga to wapas laat padegi muze isse achha he ke yahi naha leta hu, aur wahi kheto wali borewell pe naha liya. Fir fresh hoke ghar gaya maa puja kar rahi thi, dadi koi granth padh rahi thi aur didi nashta bana rahi thi, to me chupchap apne room me gaya aur kapde badal ke Pehelwan chacha ke paas kheto pe gaya.
Shambhu chacha to abhi bhi lete he the to unko bhi jagaya aur unke sath unke ghar gaya.

Shiva abhi aaya nahi tha to me wahi bahar baith ke uska wait karne laga, kuchh 2 minute he hue the ke ghar se Ashwini nashta leke aayi ,par aaj gajab keher dha rahi thi ye sahiba !

Aise to wo gaon me har roj salwar suit he pehenti he aur dupatta bhi odhti he par aaj ka pink suit jach raha tha uske gore ang pe, chehere pe wo cute si muskan badi pyaari lag rahi thi wo, koi soch bhi nahi sakta tha ke bachpan me ye aafat muze utha ke patak deti thi !

Aaj mere dimag ne signal dene band kar diye, uska protection system corrupt ho gaya tha, dil to bawla dhadke he ja raha tha ,matlab heart fail karwa ke he manega ye mera .

Usne meri aankho ke saamne chutki bajai aur nashta saamne table pe rakh kar andar chali gayi aur andar thali me paani aur 2 cup chai lekar aayi aur mere saamne wali kursi pe baith ke aaraam se chuskiya lete lete chai pine lagi . Mene itni der me khud ko sambhal liya aur chupchap gardan jhukaye sooji ka halwa khane laga, gajab to ye he ke halwe me aaj kishmish, kaaju-badaam jyada he matlab pakka isi ne banaya hoga ! Muze uss bakre ki yaad aa gayi jisko halaal karne se pehle bhar pet khilaya pilaya jata he !
Halwa khate khate mene uski taraf najar ghumai to dekha wo apne gore gaalo me halka sa muskurate hue muze he dekhte dekhte chai pi rahi thi aur maine gaur kiya ke usne aaj halke pink colour ki lipstick bhi lagayi he ,naak me sone ki nath, kaano me jhumke ,hatho me yellow color ki choodiya bhi he ,matlab aaj ka din special hoga iske liye .

Mene nashta khatam kiya aur uth ke jaane he laga tha ke usne khaaste hue chai ke cup ki taraf ishara kiya.

Me : Nahi, fir kabhi abhi sheher1 jana he saman laane aur sarkari daftar (office ) ke bhi chakkar lagane he .

Ashwini : Shiva bhaiya aaj kaam pe nahi aane wale, unki biwi ko maayke chhodne gaye he ,aur mere sath he tumhe Sheher1 jana he, ab baitho aur chai piyo.


Wait a minute, wait a fucking minute ! Isne muze tuze nahi tumhe kaha he aur chai pi nahi chai piyo suna maine ,itni ijjat se aakhri baar Ashu ne muze tab bulaya tha jab usne 10th me muze cigarette pite dekha tha aur jo blackmail kar kar ke muzse kaand karaye the uparwala jaane kaise iss bhootni se bacha tha me !

Me wapas kursi pe baitha aur iss baar bina najare churaye uski aankho me ankhe daal ke maine chai pi, par wo behaya jhalli ladki aaj na jane kaise ekdam shanti se baith ke muskurate hue muze dekhti rahi . Maine chai khatam ki aur gaadi ke paas aake khada hua , wo bhi ghar ke andar gayi aur bag leke aai aur driving seat pe baith gayi. Yaha meri aankhe aur chaudi ho gayi, use gaadi chalani aati he ye baat muze malum nahi thi aur mera uspe bharosa karna banta bhi nahi he, ke school ke time isne Ashwin ke sath mil ke ek gaonwale scooter chala di thi aur thok bhi di thi !


Me baith to gaya par baar baar seat belt check kar ke he. Usne haste hue gaadi start kar di aur aage badha di, again to my surprise wo bohot saavdhani se chala rahi thi to meri jaan me jaan aayi par yaha bhi me galat saabit hua, ke jaise he gaadi gaon ki border se bahar sheher1 wale raaste pe aayi ,usne jo gear change kiye aur accelerator dabaya aur gaadi jo bhagai ke basss ab meri aaj narak me booking fix he !

2 minute baad me jab adjust hua to dekha wo sahi me sahi se gaadi chala leti he, like jaise me bike 100-120 tak aaram se dauda leta hu waise he wo car ko chala leti he bina thoke .


Ashwini : Achhi chala leti hu na me ?

Me : hmm thik chala leti ho ,bass uda mat dena kisi ko .

Ashwini : Shiva bhaiya 7-8 din nahi aane wale wapas,tabtak me ye gaadi chalana sikha dungi tumhe .

Lag gaye lawde !

Me : nahi uski jarurat nahi he, me saara samaan aaj he bhar dunga aur baki ka wo leke aayenge apne yaha .

Ashwini : daro mat praan-nath ,upar ka ticket itna sasta nahi he .

Me : Dekh yaar Ashu tu aisa majak na kar mere se…

Ashwini : OK OK hum baad me baat karenge ispe



Aisi chhoti moti baate karte karte hum sheher1 pohoch gaye, waha jis dukaan se kheti ka samaan lena tha waha se jitna available he utna le liya aur baki ka order de diya. Sarkari daftar gaye to wo mahapurush abtak bimar he tha to firse khali hath leke bahar aaya .

Ashwini : Bhuk lagi he yaar ,kuchh kha lete he

Me : Chal paas me he ek restaurant he .

Me usko leke ek achhe restaurant me gaya aur humne bina kisi bakchodi ke khana khaya.

Ashwini : Sun na ,Muze kuchh kapde lene he to mall chalte he.

Me : Bilkul nahi Ashu, tu bohot late karati he isme ,ek to hume jaldi ghar bhi jana he

Ashwini : Kyu ghar me kya rakha he tera ?

Me : Yaar study karni he muze exams sir pe he mere !

Ashwini : Oh ho ho ! Muze kya samza he tune ke muze kuchh malum nahi he tera ? Abhi abhi to result laga he aur abhi se exams bhi ? waah . Aur tuze itni he jaldi he na jane ki to bus pakad aur ghar ja, me to shopping karungi he.

Me : Thik he kar tu teri shopping me chala mere raaste

Ashwini : achha sun na ,maine suna he ke tune kisi Vikas ka sir foda tha college me !

Me : …….. dekh aashu ruk ja

Ashwini : aur mene ye bhi suna he ke ghar me kisi ko bhi ye nahi pata ke wo zagda kisi ladki ke wajah se hua tha …

Mene paas jake apna hath uske muh pe rakha aur minnat bhari aankho se use dekhne laga , bhale he bakiyo ke saamne me jaisa bhi hu achha hu, bura hu,arrogant hu ya jaanwar hu, par ye ladki murdo ke upar naachne wali chudail he aur isse panga kitna mehenga padta he ye me he janta hu !

Me : Chalte he Mall me, aise bhi muze jacket lena tha bike wala .

Ashwini : Ye hui na baat, chalo ab.



Again usne driving ki aur hum usi mall me aaye jaha last week me aur Renuka aaye the aur bike ka helmet & watch li thi .

Andar aake mall ki hawa me ekdam thanda thanda sa laga ,jara dimag bhi tension free ho gaya . Ashwini muze ek ladies kapdo ki shop me leke gayi jaha designer salwar-suits the, aur bohot achhi price me bhi the , wo ek ek suit ko dekhne lagi aur me ek side me khada hoke use dekhne laga ,jab usne dekha ke me uske sath nahi hu to muze ankhe dikha ke apne paas bulaya aur me bhi chala gaya ke muze yaha koi bakheda khada nahi karna tha. Aisa nahi he ke me kisi ke pressure dab jata hu asani se ya fir uske paas leverage jo he mere against wo bada he ,par muze pyaar se darr lagta aaya he ,hamesha se he. Banda bina commitment kiye bhi achhi relationship me reh sakta he bas apne intentions shuruat se clear rakhe aur ladki ko pregnant na kare .

Aur jaisa vyavahar Ashwini ka he aajkal ,use apne se dur karna mushkil hoga aur to aur agar ye ghodi bifar gayi to mere L lagenge ,bade wale jo ki me afford nahi kar sakta .



Itne me usne 2 suits le liye jo bohot he khubsurat the aur unko leke wo counter pe gayi to me usse pehle aage gaya aur bill ka puchha .

Ashwini : Kya kar rahe ho tum ?

Me : bill pay kar raha hu kapdo ka aur kya ?

Ashwini : aur wo kyu ?

Me : Kyu matlab ?

Ashwini : matlab lagte kya ho tum mere jo mere kapdo ka bill bhar rahe ho ?

Aur wo halka sa muskurate hue meri aankho me dekhne lagi .

“Ahem ahem “

Samne bill counter pe mera yaar ka baap yani Rajan ke pujniya pitaji khade the aur jaisi smile wo de rahe the ,matlab saaf tha ke hamari baate unhone puri puri suni thi !



Me : Dost hu tera bachpan ka ,itna to kar he sakta hu na .

Ashwini : Achha aisa he to muze aur lena he .

Aur wo mud ke chali gayi aur baki ke suits dekhne lagi. Idhar uncle ne wapas apna gala saaf kar ke mera dhyan apni taraf khincha.

Uncle : Ha to ye aapki dost he ,kyu ?

Me : Ha uncle ,bachpan ki dost he meri ,mere ghar ke side me he iska ghar he to aaj yaha mil gayi shopping karte karte .

Uncle : Thik he thik he itna samzane ki jarurat nahi he , baki tum to samazdaar ho he.

Me : Kya uncle aap bhi , aur achanak se yaha kaise shift kiya matlab ekdam se dukan se mall me he ghus gaye aap to.

Uncle : Arre kya batau Rajan ka dimag he sab, usko khane ke time pe jara sa bol kya diya to bolne laga ke wo khud ka kuchh karna chahta he aur mall me shop kholega kapdo ki aur mata ji ne seriosly le liya shehejade ko, to yaha ye shop bhaade pe liya ! Abhi gaya he wo godown se maal laane, par thik he achha chalta yaha bhi sab, bade log aate he idhar ya jo aate he wo mol-bhaav to nahi karte kam se kam .

Me : sahi he fir to lage raho aap .


Sala ye chodu bhagat kal ko mere sath bakchodi pel raha tha aur aaj khud ka shop khol liya par bhai ko yaad tak nahi kiya saale ne koi na jayega kaha salla .


Ashwini ne tab tak 3 aur dress liye aur sare counter pe rakh diye. Uncle ne sabki price nikali aur kaha,

Uncle : Hmm to in sab ke hue 8500/- par aaj tum hamare 100 number ke lucky customer ho to tumhe 50% discount milega !


Ashwini to shock ho gayi par mere liye ye sahi he tha ,maine card se pay kiya aur pranaam kar ke hum bahar aaye. Maine dono hatho me bags li thi aur Ashwini mere hatho me hath daale GF ki tarah chipak ke chal rahi thi ,use jaise kisi ki parwah he nahi thi, maine bhi socha abhi kuchh na bolu to he sahi he aur hum log imitation jewel shop ki taraf badhe jaha futa pehla atom bomb - Renuka !

Renuka ke sath mera kya scene chal raha he me khud nahi janta tha par jo bhi chal raha he wo complete band ho jayega agar usne muze Ashwini ke sath dekha to…..

Me : Suno upar wale floor pe pehele chalte he ..

Ashwini : Kyu waha kya he ?

Mene aaspas dekha to muze movie ka sign dikha.

Me : Wo upar mast Hollywood ki film lagi he, dekhogi ?

Ab me janta tha ke aaj to wo mana nahi karegi aur hua bhi yahi .

Ashwini : Sachhi ! chalo chalte he, par abhi ticket milegi kya ?

Me : ha milegi na,me abhi mobile se book kar deta hu.



Mene waise he ticket book ki aur upar multiplex ke saamne aa gaye , mene uske hath me bags di aur hamare liye popcorn aur cola leke aaya.

Aur yaha futa dusra atom bomb…

Hum andar jaane lage aur andar se ek couple jhagda karte hue bahar aaye aur humse takra gaye,saari cold drink aur popcorn un dono pe giri aur ham charo ki najare mili ..

Aur ab hum charo ki fatti …

Wo couple the Ashwini ka bhai Ashwin aur Vidya didi ki shsher1 wali dost Diksha !

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Hum andar jaane lage aur andar se ek couple jhagda karte hue bahar aaye aur humse takra gaye,saari cold drink aur popcorn un dono pe giri aur ham charo ki najare mili ..



Aur ab hum charo ki fatti …



Wo couple the Ashwini ka bhai Ashwin aur Vidya didi ki shsher1 wali dost Diksha !



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Hum charo ke charo shock me the aur sabse pehle shock se jo nikalega baji wahi marega aur yaha me lucky nikla ke mere sath lomdi se bhi shatir chudail ki amma jo thi !



Ashwini- Kya baat he bhai, tune to maa ke liye bahu bhi dhundh li! Muze to kabhi gaon ke theatre me nahi leke gaya tha aur yaha to Cinemax, waah bhai waah, kam se kam apni behen ko to bata dete .

Fir usne jabardasti Diksha se hath milate hue kaha,

Ashwini : Me Ashwini, iski judwa behen, aap ka naam kya hai Bhabhi ?

Mene dekha Ashwin jo pehele se mere dwara kapde kharab hone se garam ho gaya tha ab wo Ashwini ke nautanki se gusse se ubal raha tha aur baar baar kabhi Ashwini ko to kabhi muze dekh raha tha, dekh to wo Ashwini ko raha tha ,muze to najaro se he kha raha tha. Itna gussa ke qatal he kar de mera sab ke saamne.

Me : Ashwini sun ye log jaldi me hai to inko jaane de hum bhi jate he aise bhi gaon jaane me time lagega hume, kyu ? aur sorry ha meri wajah se kapde gile ho gaye tumhare ,sorry.

Ashwin : (gusse me, par dhire se)Kab se chal raha he tum dono ka ye ,kab se ?

Ashwini : Khud ko dekh bhai pehle to, aur dusra hum to yaha kaam se aaye the, mera mood ban gaya to movie dekhne aa gaye ,par acchaa he hua, ghar me Papa ko bhi to pata chale ke beta ji kitni mehnat se kaam kar rahe he , ohh sorry kaam dhundh rahe he !

Ye sun ke meri aankhe fail gayi aur me dono ke thobde dekhane laga jaha dono ek dusre ke jaan lene ki laalsa dikh rahi thi.

Ashwin : Dekh tune promise kiya tha ke tu meri help karegi, fir ye sab baate kyu kar rahi he aur wo bhi sab ke saamne ?

Ashwini : Ab aaya na line pe bhai tu ! Ha to tuze kya jarurat thi Ajay ko itna sab bolne ki wo bhi bina kuchh jaane ?

Ashwin : (naram lehje me) Sorry Ajay, muzse samazne me bhul ho gayi !

Dikha jo itni der se chupp thi wo ab boli,

Diksha : Wo Ashwin me jau kya ? Wo actually mere classes ka time ho gaya he .

Ashwini : Arre arre itni bhi kya jaldi he aapko Bhabhi ? Abhi hamara show cancel aur tumhara shuru ! Ab hum pehle baith ke khayenge aur baate karenge.

Ab un dono ki fat gayi ke Ashwin uski behen ko janta he ke wo kya he aur kaisi he, wahi Diksha mere se najre nahi mila rahi thi jo ki last time jab me uske ghar ya flat jo bhi ho gaya tha tab waha ek ladke ko dekha tha aur uss ghar me ladko wala samaan bhi tha matlab ya to wo uska boyfriend hoga ya bhai .

Kahan me Renuka se bachne ke liye isko movie dikhane laaya aur kaha ye usse bhi badi musibat mere gale padi Abhi hum 3no yaani me, Ashwini aur Diksha fast-food joint pe baithe the aur Ashwin counter pe gaya tha maharani ke order pe hamare liye French fries our cold drink laane.

Ashwini : To Bhabhi aap kya karti ho aajkal ?

Diksha : Just call me diksha, aur mera aur Ashwin ka koi relation ya chakkar wagera nahi chal raha he ,hum friends he to bass movie dekhne aaye the aaj.

Ashwini : aise to mera aur inka bhi koi chakkar nahi he par hum dono 2 saal baad shadi karne wale he !

Yaha firse futa Nagasaki pe bomb .

Me : Ae ae Aashu plz aise majak mat kar yaar please

Ashwini : Dekha kitna funny he na Ajay, isne khud muze 10th me propose kiya tha aur hum dono tabse relationship me hai !

Diksha : sachhi ? OMG matlab vidya ne kabhi bataya nahi muze aisa .

Ashwini : Vidya ? tum iski didi ko jaanti ho ?

Ab ho gayi uski bolti band . Ab Ashwini kabhi muze to kabhi use dekhne lagi, Diksha ke chehere pe hawaiya udd rahi thi aur me bas soch raha tha ke iss bala ka muh kaise band karu .

Ashwin itne me fries aur cola leke aaya. Diksha ki najare table se upar uth he nahi rahi thi .

Me : Me washroom hoke aata hu aur Ashwini tu burger khayegi kya ?

Ashwini : (sukhe se) Nahi.

Me bahana bana ke bathroom gaya aur mut ke sochne laga ke karu to kya kare, fir socha aise bhi galti meri he hai,agar mene he time pe diksha se intro karaya hota uska to ye Ashu meri jaan na khati, at least abhi ke liye .

Ab jo hoga dekha jayega bc ,aajtak me apne baap ke siwa kisi se nahi dara par ek ladki mere se kathputhli ke jaisa naach nacha rahi he aur me bhi chodu bhagat bane naach raha hu ! laanat he aise jhantu jindagi pe . Gand maraye dunia ,ab me wahi karunga jo muze karna he ,kisi ka baap muze dictate nahi kar sakta ke Ajay Thakur ye kar wo kar !



Meri jindagi me jab jab bade wale lawde lage he na, wo mere aise he attitude ke kaaran lage he, ke har baar koi na koi aake ungli karta he me usko ignore karta hu, wo fir khujata he me fir ignore kar ke aage jata hu aur end me mera gussa fatt ke bahar aata he aur uske sath sath bohoto ki maar jata he jisme meri bhi gand shamil he !



Me mast fresh hoke chehre pe jabri smile ke sath bahar aaya , jaise maine boards me top kiya ho aur 2 burger leke table pe aake baith gaya aur Ashwini ke samne ek burger rakha aur ek me khane laga ,kyonki baat to koi kar he nahi raha tha bas sablog baith ke mobile me dekhte dekhte kha rahe the .



Ashwini : mera ho gaya, chalo Ajay ghar jate he ,film agle hafte dekhenge.

Me : Nahi Ashu aaj he dekh lete he, aise bhi ghar itni jaldi jaake kya karenge ? abhi ek south ki mast romantic movie he Allu Arjun ki wo dekhte he .

Wo mere badle andaj ko dekh aankhe chaudi ki fir smile ke sath kaha,

Ashwini : Ha chalo, ab inka to ho gaya dekh ke to hum he dekh lete he.

Diksha aur Ashwin hume dekhte rahe, jaha Ashwin abhi bhi naraj lag raha tha jo jayaj ke koi bhi bhai apni behen ko aise kisi ke sath film dekhne le jate dekhega to hoga he par muze kya mene to socha he tha ke fodna he hai aaj to .



Hum unko bye bol ke andar cinema hall me aaye aur movie start ho gayi, movie gajab thi to humne khali movie ko he enjoy kiya , Ashu mere right side me baithi thi side-rest ko hata ke aur mera hath apne hath me leke premika ki tarah meri kandhe pe sir rakh ke movie dekh rahi thi, aur uske breasts mere bajuo me dab gaye the jo mere chhote thakur ko jeans me aur tight kar rahe the . Mene bhi koi objection nahi rakha ke jo hoga so hoga ( bass bill jab dikhega iss sab ka tab meri fategi ye pakka he !) as family type movie thi to sab MBBS(Miya bibi bacha sahit) log the hall me to koi scene nahi bana hamara, warna jitni line Ashu muze de rahi he uss hisab se kissing to hoti he hamare bich.

Film dekh ke hum bahar aaye aur time dekha to shaam ke 5:30 baje the. Hum Mall ke parking me aaye, wo driver seat pe baithi aur me uski side me baitha , baith ke me uski taraf muda he tha ke mene usko meri taraf dekhte dekha jaise wo kab se dekh rahi ho . Me uski aankho me dekhne laga aur dekhte dekhte hum bohot he kareeb aaye, muze nahi pata mere andar kya hua ,kaise par me aage badha aur uske hotho pe ek halka sa kiss kiya . Jab kiss tuta aur me hosh me aaya to dekha ke uski aankhe band he aur chehre pe gulab ke kali se bhi khubsurat muskaan he . Usne aankhe kholi aur muze dekhte he chera dusri or ghumaya ,me yaha apne aap se ladne laga ke kyu me uske karib gaya ? kyu mene usse kiss kiya ? ab ye mere sath kya kya nahi karegi !

Kuchh minute hum aise he khamoshi se baithe rahe ,fir wo sambhal ke baith gayi aur usne gadi start ki aur hum gaon ki taraf nikle .

Bich raasta khamoshi me aur FM ke gaano me he kata, na usne kuchh kaha na maine , bass jo thi to bass ek khubsurat , daravni khamoshi ! Wo gaana gungunate hue aaram se gaadi chala rahi thi aur me mobile me dekh ke apna dhyan bhatkane me laga tha.

Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.

Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !

Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.

Renuka : Hi I saw u in parking lot today. Tune bataya nahi ke teri gf bhi he !

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Update 11- Jhand he sab !​

Ghar pohoch ke wo bag leke bye bol ke ghar ke andar chali gayi aur me bhi apne ghar aaya aur bed pe let gaya.

Mobile check kiya to dekha class wali Renuka ka msg tha !

Isne aaj pehli baar muze msg kiya tha aur ab mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga.

Renuka : Hi I saw u in parking lot today. Tune bataya nahi ke teri gf bhi he !

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To be continued …





Maine uske msg ko notification se he dekh ke screen off kar di, bohot ho gaya BC ! mera aaj ka chutiyapa sehene ka stamina khatam ho gaya he, isko kal he dekhunga me .

Subah Vidya di ne muze jagaya,

Vidya di : Ajay (dhire se) jaldi uth ,Ajay !

Me : Kya he di, kya chahiye aapko subah subah ?

Didi : Kal tune Diksha ko dekha tha sheher1 ke mall me ?

Me : ha dekha tha, Ashwini ke bhai ke sath movie dekh ke bahar aa rahi thi wo tab dekha tha ,thodi baatchit ki hi hello bol ke chali gayi , bass. Good night .

Didi : chachi Ashwini aapko kaisi lagti he chachi ?

Me : aye didi didi ruko na plz …

Par di kaha ruki ,wo haste hste bahar chali gayi aur me unke pichhe . Subah subah meri nind haram kar di he in sab ne , ab uparwala jane din kaise katega !



Me bahar aangan me aaya ,dekha abhi thik se ujaala bhi nahi hua he.



Me : di please ek baar meri baat to suno na aap

Di : kyo bhai, aakhir kisi baat ka sidha jawab dete bhi ho tum kabhi ? class se ghar aate ho fir sidha apne room me jake gum mho jate ho, kabhi Ashwini ke sath to kabhi Nisha to kabhi koi aur matlab kya ho kya raha bhai ye sab tera .

Me : yaar di me kuchh nahi kar raha hu , bass jo kaam muz ko jo bol raha he wahi kar raha hu, kon mere pass aata he dur jata he muze khud he nahi pata, ab kya bolu me isme !

Didi : Yahi to problem he teri ke tu har kisi ki har baat manta he aur baad me pachhtata he ! Teri life he ye to decision koi aur kyu le ? Koi tere upar chadhega aur tu uske chadhne kyu de ? bata na ?

Me : Kyonki me ab wapas se wahi jhagde firse nahi shuru karna chahta , kam se kam me ye nahi chahta ke meri baato se koi jhagda hoy a muze firse ladai karni pade ! Bohot koshish ki khud ke ego ko upar rakhne ki aur uske fal me bhugat raha hu di, ab sir jhuka raha hu to bhi unke he samne jo iss layak he warna me wahi hu jo pehele tha , bass jitna aapko mere baare me pata he wo to bus trailer he, film na dekhni pade iski dua karna aap !

Mera maatha subah subah tanakne laga tha ,ek to yaha meri nind puri nahi hui thi to aankhe jal rahi thi upar se didi ne mere dwara gaade hue ego ko ukhadna shuru kiya tha jo achha bilkul bhi nahi tha .

Mene rassi se mere kapde nikale aur kone wale open bathroom pe jaake nahane laga.



Didi : wo Diksha ko tune isse pehle bhi kisi ke sath dekha tha na uske flat pe ?

Me : Ha didi, kya usne aapko puchhne ke liye kaha ye ?

Didi : Ha wo thoda ghabrai hui thi to kal se phone pe phone kar rahi thi.

Me : Aap ki ye dost Diksha muze achhi nahi lagi, aap distance bana lo isse.

Didi : kyu bhai, kya kharabi he usme bata jara ?

Me : Di kyu muh khulwa rahi ho aap bhi, jao jo karna he karo aap, me kyu bura banu aapke liye .

Didi : ha muze pata he uska BF tha pehle

Me : Pehele ? abhi pichhle hafte he to uske room pe dekha tha mene usko aur kal Ashwin ke sath movie pe gayi thi wo .

Didi : Ha to kya tum ladko jaise chandaal chokdi bana ke daru pike Pankaj udaas ke gaane sune wo ? bata fir kya kare ? galti ladki ki he ya nahi ye malum nahi par judge aise karte ho jaise high court ka judge ho !

Me : Di aap jao na yaar ab, me bolunga fir aap bura maan jaogi .

Di aise he naak sikod ke chali gayi, mera nahana ho gaya tha to kapde pehen liye aur bike leke jaane he laga tha jo mobile beep hua, Ashwini ka msg tha .

Ashwini : Good morning , nashta karne yaha aana ,papa ne bulaya he .



Mera mood tha subah subah kheto pe jaunga aur ghanta bhar kaam kar ke dosto se milne jaunga par lauda mera ab to .

Me Ashwini ke ghar jaake bahar aangan me baith gaya, thode der me Ashwini ki maa aai, muze dekha fir ghar ke pichhe jaake danda le aai aur muze do fatke jhaad diye !

Me : Arre chachi bawri ho gayi ke, kya subah subah maar rahi ho aap bhi ?

Unhone mera kaan pakda aur boli,

Chachi : Chaddi bhi thik se nahi pehenta tha tu tab yaha aane me koi sharam nahi aati thi laad sahab ko ,ab bade hue he to singh nikal aaye he kyu ? kab se dekh rahi hu aata he chai nashta kar ke nikal jata he, chachi to mar he gayi kyu nigode ?

Me : maafi chachi ,maafi deo galti ho gayi me he bawla ho gaya tha abse bistar leke yahi rehne aaunga roj raat ko , thik he na ?

Sharada chachi : Bass bass itna bhi maska mat maar ,aur andar aake baith chupchap.



Waah kya shuruat hui mere din ki ,mene upar dekh ke hath jode uday hote surya ko namaskar kiya aur andar hall me aake baith gaya .

Chachi andar se nashta le aai fir chai aur hamari yu he baate shuru hui ke kya kar raha tha itne din se , chacha ke kheto ka kaam jyada to nahi he na , fir chacha ke pith ke dard ki ramkahani shuru hui aur chalti rahi …

Mene nashta kar liya aur chai pine baitha, chachi plate leke kitchen me gayi. Mene chai ki ek chuski bhari he thi ke saamne se Ashwini night gown jo pura pura dhakta kandhe se pair tak wo pehne bahar aayi , uske jo darshan hue ke muh se chai bahar nikal aayi ! Sahi me wo abhi uske asli chudail wale avtar me thi, laal aankho me thodi si nind ,naak laal,baal bikhre hue ,matlab full chudail he kaho !


Wo jaise he muze dekhi fir khud ko dekhi aur ulte paon apne room me bhag gayi . me muskura ke chai ka cup niche rakha aur bahar aangan me aaya , phone pe bakchodi ki gaon ke dosto ko phone kiya to pata chala ye bhi Rajan jaise khud ka kuchh na kuchh kaam dhanda jama rahe he bc . Hume lagta he kisi ka education sahi se nahi hua to uska kya hoga, koi dost faltu ke chij me atka he to uska kya hoga etc etc ,par reality ye he har koi kese na kese kar ke khud ki naiya paar lagata he hai, jisne chonch di he wo daana bhi deta he hai !



Me aisa he timepass karta raha fir Shambhu chacha bahar aaye naha dho ke, unko namaste wagere kiya ,

Chacha : Ab shiva to uski biwi ke gaon gaya he to bail-bajar ja nahi sakte par ek kaam kar jo pani ke pump ka bataya than a uss din wo dekh ke aa aur 4 pump lene he muze aur tumhare liye bhi 1 lene ka kaha he Harish( mere babu ji) ne, to sheher1 jaoge to sahi se bhaav karna uska.

Me : Ji thik he .

Chacha : aur ye check leke jana ussi paas ke gaon wale bank me jaha hum gaye the aur waha ke manager se tum mile the ,aur usse paise le lena , thik he na ?

Me : Ha thik he, me chalta hu fir .

Me bike leke nikla aur ussi gaon ki taraf badha jaha bail-bajar aur wo bank he , lekin bich raste me mene kisi ko dekha to ruk gaya .

Me : Vinod , oo Vinod.

Me Nisha ke pati Vinod ko pichhe se aawaj laga raha tha par wo aise aage chale ja raha tha ke behra ho, fir yaad aaya ke isi ke baap ke dukaan pe mene iski gardan pakdi thi pichhle hafte ,tab to iska reaction natural he bhai !

Mene bike sidha jaake uske aage roki tab usne jo muze ghura ke kya kahu, aisa laga jaise saand laal kapde ko ghutra ho.

Vinod : Raasta chhod mera bc

Ab ye 3ri baa rho raha he jo subah se ,har koi aake mere sabar ka bhang-bhosda he kiye ja raha he jaise ke dunia me problems unhi ke khate me jama hoti ho.



Me : dekh bhai uss din jo hua uske liye maafi par tu khud sochle jinke sath tu ghume he wo kal se thane me lath khawe he , nahi yakin to baith ja khatare pe ,dikha ke laata hu.

Vinod : muze mat sikha saale, janta hu teri najar meri biwi pe he isiliye hamare ghar me ghusne aata he baar baar.

Me : Dekh Vinod ab me jyada bolunga nahi aur sununga bhi nahi, tu khud soch le 4 mahine pehle tu khud kaha tha aur aaj kaha he aur kiski wajah se he, agar kaam chahiye to sham ko 7 baje aa jana chowk pe warna tera nasib.

Mene bike ghumayi aur nikal gaya dusre gaon ki taraf,bc jiska achha karne jao wo khud he apni mara raha he aur sath me madat karne wale ko bhi gaali bakk raha he ,sahi me log chutiye hote he bc !

Gaon wale bank me jaake me sidha manager se mila to usne rukne ko kaha aur udhar ke he cashier ko check deke cash laane ko bola .

Me : Are sir ji ek aur kaam tha aap se .

Bank Manager : are boliye to sahi aap, hamare hath me hoga to karenge he .

Me : EK ladka he hamare yaha ka usko nokri chahiye, pehle karta tha wo par abhi aap samaz jaiye ab khud he matlab…

B.M. : Hmm aise to he yaha pe jagah khali aap leke aaiye usko kal fir dekhte he, kyu ?

Me : Arre sir ji bass kya aap bhi ,me laata hu usko kal he fir.



Chalo ek to kaam achha hua aaj ke liye

B.M : ye lijiye aapki cash, gin lijiye , achha aap yahi pehelwan chacha ke gaon me rehte he na ?

Me : Ji ji,kuchh kaam he kya aapka , agar he to bataiye karenge kuchh na kuchh aapke liye bhi

BM : Hamare ek rishtedaar he wo sheher1 me rehti he, govt employee he aur yaha ke area ke inspection ke liye duty lagayi he, to unke liye rehne ko ghar chahiye tha .

Me : Dekhta hu me ,isi gaon me chahiye ya hamare wale me ?

BM : isi gaon me chahiye aur paise ka koi tension nahi he wo ho jayega , wo darasal ekdam imandaar aurat he aur yahi chij bhari padi he unko, isiliye upar se taar ghumake unko yaha bheja gaya he, aur yaha ke sarkari quarters to angrejo ke jamane ke he jo kab sir pe gire ya pataal me ghuse iska koi pata nahi .

Me : Me lagata hu koi na koi jugaad. Chaliye fir ,kal milta hu hamare ladke aur aapke ghar ke sath .



Saala aaj sahi me vishwas ho gaya ke koi fokat me kisi ko puchhta tak nahi, ab is vinod ke liye muze ghar ghar bhi khelna padega



Mera pura din fir to pani ke pump ki bakchodi, tehsil office ke chakkar fir Rajan ke sath bakchodi me gaya , wo pehle to muze mall me dekh ke chauka par maafi mang ke chhut gaya . Me bhi kya bolta ab, bus sham tak wapas apne gaon aaya aur hath muh dho kar gaon ke chauk pe gaya jaha Vinod ko bulaya tha.

Subah se leke shaam tak jo circus chali uske kaaran hath pair dard kar rahe the par aaj iska chapter close karna he karna he bass. Meri soch se pare Vinod waha pe khada mila, aaj uska chehra utra hua nahi lag raha tha aur na he nashe me dikh raha tha .

Me : Aur bhai ekdam ready hoke baitha he tu to.

Vinod : Kaam kya bata de yaar ,bakchodi karne ka time nahi he mere pass .

Me bhi socha kyu formality pe time waste karna ,

Me : Muze Ashwini ne bola tha tere liye kuchh kar isiliye bulaya he bata deta hu, ab mudde ki baat Bank me jagah he paas wale , kaam kya he peon , jhaduwala ya kuchh aur muze nahi malum bass jagah khali he aur wo aadmi ready he tuze rakhne ko ,ab tu bata.

Vinod : Muze chahiye ye job kaise bhi kar ke bass tu dila de bhai ,bohot ehsaan honge tere muz pe, please !

Uske badle sur dekh ke me samaz gaya ke wo kitna desperate hoga , jitna mene mere dosto se suna tha wo ek side he lag rahi thi aur baki sab dhundla sa dikh raha tha.

Me : Thik he fir, kal subah aata hu tuze lene ,taiyar reh aur document ho jo bhi wo bhi nikal ke rakh.

Wo ha bol diya to me bhi nikal gaya apne ghar, raaste me Ashwini ka ghar dekha jaha wo bahar baithi thi kuchh logo ke sath, rishtedaar honge shayad kyonki bahar car bhi khadi thi .

Usne muze dekh ke smile kiya aur wapas unhi me lag gayi to me bhi bina ruke apne ghar aaya. Babu ji se baat ki tehsil wale kaam ki fir pump dikhaye aur khana kha ke so gaya .



Subah 6 baje alarm se meri nind khuli, thakan abhi bhi sharir me thi par kaam bhi to karna he yahi soch ke uth gaya aur aangan me he naha liya ,fir maa ko bata ke nikal gaya Nisha ke ghar.

Vinod pehle se he taiyar baitha tha aur uske sath Nisha bhi thi , usko dkeh mene sirf smile kiya halka sa aur Vinod ko leke baju ke gaon ki or nikla .

Me : Abhi humlog ek aur kaam se ja rahe he udhar , uss bank manager ke jaan pehchan wale ko gaon me kuchh 2-3 mahine ke liye rehne ke liye ghar chahiye aur hume wahi ghar dhundna he udhar jaake .

Vinod : Mil jayega bhai , mere dost udhar he rehte he to ho jayega kaam apna .

Mene bhi mundi hila di ke thik he ,iske dost kaise bhi ho bass abhi apna kaam ho raha wahi sab kuchh he bass.

Uske bataye pate pe jaake hum uske dost ke ghar gaye, usse mile fir gaon bhar me agle 3 ghante dar-dar ghumte rahe bhaade ke ghar ya kholi ke liye.

Akhirkaar ek ghar mila jo sahi tha matlab akeli aurat ke rehne ke liye aur bhada bhi kam tha. Wahi ghar me hath muh dho ke hum dono fir bank gaye .

Me : Andar aau sir ji ?

BM : Arre aao Ajay, yahi he kya wo jisko nokri chaiye ?

Me : Ha ,ye Vinod he.

Fir Vinod ne namaste kiya aur fir wahi documents wagera dikhaye aur end me usko ek temporary post mili. Vinod ko waha ke staff ke sath sikhne ke liye bhej diya manager ne ,

BM : Iska koi criminal record nahi he na ?

Me : Nahi he sir ji, aur aap bhi kya ab use rakhne ke baad puchh rahe ho

BM : Arre ye sir var chhodo, tum ab jaan pehchaan ke ho to khali Manoj he bulao ,khali 6-7 saal he bada hu tumse.

Me : Chalo thik he Manoj ji, ab aap kahe to yahi sahi,baki aapka ghar wala kaam bhi ho gaya he aur rent bhi ekdam kam he .

BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .

Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .

Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,

Renuka ….







To be continued….

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[Bilal jan]

Update 12 : Niyati !​

BM (Manoj) : Kya keh raho ho yaar tum ? mene itna dhunda to koi dene ka naam nahi le rha tha aur tumnne ek he din me dhundh bhi liya ,bhai wah .

Me : Bass ab jab aapko apne rishtedaar ko jab ghar dikhana ho tab phone karna muze iss number pe aur hum final kar denge .

Abhi hamari baatchit puri nahi hui thi ke ek lady unke office me aayi jinka chehra thoda sa dekha dekha sa lag raha tha, par yaad nahi aa raha tha . Itne me unke pichhe pichhe ek ladki bhi aayi jisko dekh ke me shock ho gaya ,

Renuka ….







To be continued….





B.M. Manoj : Arre didi aap achanak se yaha ?

Lady : Ha bhaiya ji ,muze yaha se kuchh files leni thi to aana pada, socha ke koi room bhi dhund lungi .

BM : Arre didi bas ho gaya aapka kaam, abhi inse aapke room ka he baat chal raha tha ke aap khud he aa gaye . Bhai Ajay ye hamari Lata didi he aur ye unki beti Renuka, inhi ke baare me bataya tha na mene abhi …

Me : Oh ha, Namaste aunty ji (Is par unhone bhuvve chadhayi ) , mene wo ghar aaj he check kiya he ,paani ka koi issue to hoga nahi yaha pe, bas filter lagana he aapko ,aur light ki baat karu to 10-12 ghante rehti he yaha pe to agar aapko jyada jarurat ho to temporary inverter battery ka bandobast ho jayega .

Lata aunty : Ye achha kiya Ajay tumne, mera bhi time bach gaya , kya tum muze abhi dikha sakte ho uss ghar ko ? muze upar se order aaye he jald he office join karne ke isliye jyada time nahi he mere paas.

Me : Ha abhi chalte he aur unhi se rent ki baat bhi kar lenge.

Isi bich Renuka ekdam normal tarike se behave kar rahi thi, jaise muze jaanti he nahi he.

Hum charo log bank se uss ghar ki or nikle , woh teeno Renuka ki maa ki car me baith ke mere pichhe pichhe aane lage, mene uss ghar kea age bike lagayi aur baju wale ghar me jaake ghar ke maalik ko bulaya ,

Lata aunty : Namaste , mera naam Lata xyz he aur me yaha Inspection officer ke taur pe duty pe hu, muze kuchh mahino ke liye aapka ye makan rehne ke liye chahiye .

Fir ghar wale se unki formal baate hone lagi Lata aunty ,Owner aur Bank manager baato me lag gaye ,mene dekha Renuka muze ishara kar rahi he to mene usko ishara kar chup rehne ka kaha.

Renuka : Mummy, aap log ghar dekhiye me Ajay ke saath thoda gaon ghum aati hu, me aise bhi ise pehle se jaanti hu.

Ab uski iss baat pe wo teeno muze dekhne lage …

Me : Wo hum dono sheher1 me ek he class me padhte he na to jaan pehchan he hamari .

Renuka : Me jaau kya mummy ?

Lata : Ha beta sambhal ke jana, aur jyada der mat karna hume sheher1 me wapas bhi jana he aur saman bhi pack karna he .

Me bike pe use leke nikal gaya market ki taraf,

Renuka : Tune bataya nahi ke teri GF bhi he ?

Me : Bas abhi abhi 2-3 din pehle bani he.

Renuka : yaar tum to bade fast nikle, 2 din me he kiss ,durr rehna padega bhai ab to tumse hehe

Me : Aa gaye hum market me , ab batao kya lena he yaha se .

Renuka : Waise to lena to kuchh nahi par yaha aa he gaye he to le lete he kuchh .

Wo aise he chalte chalte ek ladies kapdo ki dukaan me chali gayi, ab mere paas koi option nahi tha to me bhi gaya uske pichhe.

Dukaan me salwar suits ke sath sath rang-birange ghagra choli bhi laga rakhe the jo gajab dikh rahe the dummy model yaani putle pe bhi , uss me se ek dress muze pasand aaya aur shayad Renuka ne bhi yahi dekha ho to usne ussi dummy ka ghagra choli utarwaya aur le liya . Na jane kyun par mera man achanak se khatta ho gaya, jaise aapke pasand ki chij aap lene jao aur koi aur aapke samne se use le jaye waise he. Ab me to ghagra pehenne se raha to me lene wala bhi tha to kiske liye Bass ek yahi khayal dimag me aaya aur meri aankho ke samne Ashwini dikhi jo usi ghagra choli me bohot he khubsurat dikh rahi thi.

Renuka : Ho gaya mera Ajay, chale ab ?

Me ab bhale he wapas se dhara pe aaya hu, par man ki khattas jane ka naam nahi le rahi thi, hatho me ajib si khujli hone lagi thi ke kuchh kar warna panga ho jayega.

Me : Tu ruk jara yahi side me , me 2 minute me aaya .

Me jaldi se wapas usi dukaan me gaya,

Me : Chacha wo jo abhi uss ladki ne jo ghagra choli li thi na waisi he ek aur chahiye muze .

Dukan wala : Arre beta wo ek he piece tha, abhi mangana padega wo firse .

Ye sun ke mere haatho ki khujli aur badhne lagi, man kiya ke gala ret du budhhe ka ,yahi pe sir patak patak ke fodd du par usase muze to wo milega nahi jo muze chahiye ! Mene yaha waha najar ghumayi to ek dummy ke upar lagayi saari par najar gayi jo red color ki golden embroidery work ki hui thi, mehengi lag rahi thi par najare hat nahi rahi thi usse. Mene usse wahi saari nikal ke pack karne ko kaha to usne kaha,

Dukan wala : Arre beta wo saari pehele he kisi ne dekh rakhi he tum dusri dekho.

Ab mera gussa badha, aur mene uski taraf najare ghumai to wo budhau jo dar ke pichhe diwar se ja laga jaise din me bhoot dekh liya ho, uske naukar bhi uski taraf lapak gaye aur use uthane me madat karne lage, wo abhi bhi meri taraf he khauf jada najaro se dekh raha tha par mera gussa ratti bhar kam nahi hua .



Dukan wala : Wo wo laal saari nikal ke dedo inko , jaldi .

Uske naukar confuse the par malik ki baat maante hue unhone uss saari ko pack kiya aur le aaye.

Me : Kitne paise hue chacha ?

Dukan wala : …..

Me : Mene puchha iss sari ke kitne paise hue !

Dukan wala : 8-8 hajar !

Mene jeb se paise nikal ke usske hath me rakh diye, usne kaampte hatho se paise liye aur hath jode . Me waha se bahar aaya apne bike ke paas jaha Renuka baraf ka gola kha rahi thi .

Renuka : Gola khaoge ?

Mene bhi socha dimag thanda kar leta hu pehle to me bhi khane laga .

Renuka : Waise tumhari GF issi gaon me rehti he kya ?

Me : Nahi.

Renuka : Kya yaar ittu se dress ke liye garam hue baithe ho tum bhi…

Mene shock se uski or dekha,

Renuka : Ha mene dekha kaise tum uss dress ko dekh rahe the, maanana padega choice gajab ki he tumhari

Me : (sapaat lehje me ) aur fir bhi tumne usi dress ko liya , kyu ?

Renuka : Ha to ab kya jaan loge kya meri isspe ? Jiske hath pehle laga wo usi ka hua na, sahi kaha na ?

Me : Ha sahi kaha tune , chhod ab wapas chalte he, dhhup badh gayi he.

Renuka : Yaar pehli baar gaon aayi hu, kahi ghumao yaar apne dost ko nahi to kam se kam apne ghar he leke jao !

Me : Chal yahi paas me ek paanchakki he ,wahi jaate he.

Mene kuchh chane-singdaane le liye timepass ke liye aur gaon ke bahar ki taraf le gaya jaha ekk chhoti nadi he jo yaha se hote hue hamare gaon ki taraf jaati he, isme garmi me bhi thoda thoda paani rehta he par barsaat me full ho jaati he.

Mene Nadi ke muhane par bani uss paanchakki ke saamne bike roki.

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Ye paanchakki bohot saalo se band padi thi, ek baar me apne dosto ke saath yaha daaru pine aaya tha tab nashe me hum logo ne iskke chake ko firse ghumaya tha aur tabse ab tak ye ghum he raha hai, iss sab me mere dost ka sir bhi futa tha fir usko leke zila aspatal le jana pada tha .



Renuka : Wow kya view he yaar, amazing . Me to soch rahi thi ye gaon badi boring jagah hogi but I was sooo wrong.

Wo nadi ke kinare apne sandals utar ke baalu me nange paon ghumne lagi aur hath faila ke aise ghum rahi thi jaise koi bachhi ho! Me bhi bike ko tek lagaye khade khade chane khane laga aur yaha waha dekhne laga, ek arsa ho gaya tha yaha aaye hue.

Renuka : Badi mast jagah he yaar Ajay ye to, mere photo loge kya tum ,Please ?

Mene bhi ha me mundi hilayi aur uske mobile me uske kaafi saare photos liye,

Wo paani ki chakki ki taraf jaane lagi,

Me : Renu waha se dur raho !

Renuka : Arre yaar yaha mast pics ayenge, me aise se pani hath me leti hui pose karungi aur tum meri video shoot karna .

Me : Nahi, dur reh tu uss chakke se .

Me pichhe hat gaya aur chakki ke saath bane hue ghar ke dusri or chala gaya , kuchh purane jakham jo waqt ne bhare nahi the balki bhulaye the wo uffan kar aankho ke saamne aa gaye.

Renuka : Ajay yaar kya tum bhi achha khasa mood kharab karte ho ,ek photo he to lena tha tumhe aah

Muze uski chikh aur dard bhari siski sunai di to mud ke dekha wo mere pichhe pichhe aayi thi aur uske nange pairo me kaanch ka tukda chubh gaya tha. Me uske pass gaya aur uske pair se kaanch ka tukda nikala , khun abhi bhi beh raha tha to mene rumal se usse bandh diya .

Me : Dekh ke chala kar na yaar tu bhi..

Renuka : Ha to tu wahi photo le leta to ye sab thodi na hua hota .

Usne naak sikod li aur muh fer liya, matlab hadd he, ladki gaon wali ho ya sheher wali apni galti kabhi kabool nahi karegi ye saaf he !

Mene dekha ke aaspaas jyada kaanch ke tukde the nahi, thik se dekha to aisa laga ye wahi kaanch ke tukde he jo hamare he botal ke honge kyunki yaha koi aur aata jata bhi to nahi tha, yaha ke baare me logo ke man me kai kisse-kahaniya buni hui he jinke chalte yaha aaj bhi koi aata nahi , hum 10vi pass kar gaye the tab usi Khushi me humne ye jagah chuni ke kisi ko pata nahi chalega ,logo ki suni sunai baate enjoyment ke saamne kaha tikti he to wahi hua jo mene kaha tha .

Me : Chal medical chalte he, band-aid karana he aur fir injection bhi lena padega.

Renuka : Nooo injection nahi, bilkul nahi !

Me : Achha thik he band-aid to laga lete he, septic ho jayega nahi to.

Mene use khada kiya ,usne mere sahare se chalne ki koshish ki par usse nahi ho paya,

Me : Tu sidhi khadi ho pehle

Renuka : Kyu ?

Mene thoda zuk ke uske kamar ke niche hath daal ke use god me uthaya aur use leke bike ke paas me bithaya, iss bichh wo muh khole muze dekhti rahi . Fir mene bike ke emergency kit mese se kuchh dawai nikal ke lagai jo temporary kaam karegi .

Me : chale ab wapas ya aur gaon ghumna he ?

Ispar ussne muze mukke maare aur mene bhi use bithakar gaon ki taraf chal diya.

Waha ke Rural medial centre pe le jaake uske ghaav ko thik se saaf karaya aur injection bhi lagaya. Tabtak uski maa ka phone aaya.

Renuka : Mummy ka phone tha, hume unke office key aha bulaya he.

Me : Thik he chalo chalte he.

Renuka : Are aise kaise chalo ? meri sandal kaha he yaar ?

Matlab maharani ji sandal wahi chhod aayi, shabbas .


Me : chhodo yahi paas wale dukan se le lete he ,itni dur kyu jana ab .

Renuka : Yaar Ajay 3000 Rs. ke sandal the wo yaar plz

Me : Ha thik he, me baad me jaake le lunga waha se, waise bhi koi aur to jaata nahi udhar.

Renuka : Achha to tum muze waha kyu le gaye the fir ?

Uske sawal se me bhi thoda hil gaya par sambhal ke kaha,

Me : Bass aise he, socha dekh aau waha wo bhootni he bhi ya nahi !

Renuka : WHAT ?? Bhootni ? Tum muze haunted jagah le gaye the ? Are you insane !

Me usse dekh ke hasne laga ,tab jaake uski tubelight jail aur muze maarne lagi .

Renuka : I fucking hate you, I hate you I hate you !

Me : Ha ha samaz gaya baba, chale ab mumma ke paas ?

Me ab thoda halka-halka mehsus karne laga tha ,pata nahi kyu par mera gussa jo tha dukan se bahar aate time tha wo gayab ho gaya tha aur ab me halka feel karne laga tha.

Mene usse wahi se local juti leke diye fir uski mumma jaha hame bulayi thi waha unke pass leke gaya. Waha jaake dekha to BC ye office nahi jaise koi angrejo jamane ki kothi ho ! Bahar sukha pada hua bada sa garden tha aur kuchh sukhe ped the jinpe na patte the na tehni. Hariyali ke naam pe kuchh nahi tha to bass cactus jaise kaanto se bhare 2-4 paudhe.

Aur unke bich wo angrejo ke jamane wali kothi numa office bahar se bhale he solid lag rahi ho par andar ki halat ka andaja mene aise he laga liya tha. Ye jagah gaon ke dusri taraf padti he aur iss side me kabhi nahi aaya tha, matlab me iss gaon bhi bohot he kam baar aata tha kyunki wajah hajar he.



Lata aunty ne Renuka ko langdate hue chalte dekha to wo bhaagte hue hamari taraf aayi.

Lata aunty : Ye kya ho gaya tuze Renu ? tu aise kyu chal rahi he ?

Renuka : Kaanch chubh gaya tha mumma pair me, wo me nadi ke side gayi thi na tab kaanch chubha tha .

Uski maa ne meri taraf aise dekha jaise ye maine he jaanbuz ke kiya ho, ab me karta bhi to kya karta .

Renuka : Uski galti nahi he mene he use bola tha waha le jane ko .

Iss par fir koi baat nahi hui , unn logo ne wo office dekh liya tha to wo sab bye bol ke chale gaye .

Me kuchh der yu he wahi khada raha aur gaur se uss kothi ko dekhne laga. Aise to me kabhi aisi jagah jyada rukta nahi hu par iss purani kothi ko dekh ke waha se jaane ka mann nahi kar raha tha. Waqt ki maar se bhale he uski chamak kam ho gayi ho par iski majbuti iss baat ka sabut thi ke kahi se bhi plaster nahi nikla tha ,mene ghum ke ek chakkar bahar se he lagaya, andar sab kuchh khali tha ,bas ek upar wali manjil me kuchh dikha aur fir kuchh soch ke me jaise taise upar chadha.

Yahan bhi saari khidkiya, darwaje locked the jo jorr lagane se bhi nahi khul rahe the, bass ek kamra tha kone me jaha shishe wali khidki dikhi . Me ussi shishe se andar jhaank ke dekhne laga ke yaha hai kya. Andar bhi kuchh chhota mota purana furniture tha aur kitabo se bhari ek almari thi aur uske side me ek aur almari jo khali thi. Saamne wali diwar pe 3 bhaaluo ka sir lagaya hua tha jo ke kaale, bhoore aur safed rang ke the par ab sad chuke the aur unpe dhool bhi lagi hui thi. Kuchh bade bade purane sanduk bhi dikhe jinpe bade bade taale lage the.

Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …

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Update 13 : Prem rog !

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Mene najare tirchi kar ke dusri diwar ke or dekha to waha bhi shayad kisi jaanwar ka sir lagaya tha, me thoda pichhe hua aur aankhe shishe se tek kar usse dekhne ki koshish karne laga, woh ek Kaala tendua tha ,peeli aankho wala thik waisa he jo mere pichhe pada tha, uska maans na he sada hua tha na he uske upar waqt ki maar ke koi nishan dikhe ! Par uske sath ek tasveer bhi dikhi jisme muze ek aadmi dikha jiski shakal kahi dekhi hui lag rahi thi …



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Uss diwar pe tangi hui photo ko dekh ke meri dhadkan badhne lagi ,jee kiya ke kaanch tod ke andar jaau aur mere ek jor ka mukka maara kaanch pe par wo tuta nahi ulta mere haath ko lagi . Me bawla ho ke aaspaas dekhne laga ke kuchh mil jaaye tab dekha ke niche ek garden me istemal hone wala aujaar he jisse mitti khod sakte he, me lagbhag kudte hue niche utra aur usse leke upar aaya, mene uss aujar ko khidki ke centre wale gap daala aur pressure daalne laga, thoda jor lagane ke baad khidki ka andar wala bolt hat gaya aur khidki khul gayi. Mene mobile ki torch ON ki aur andar gaya ,Ye kamra kaafi saalo se band pada hoga jo yaha itni dhool jama hui he upar se yaha dum bhi ghutt raha he. Mene uss diwar wali purani Black and white photo ko apne hath me liya aur usse gaur se dekhne laga, uske baju me jo Kaale tendue (Black panther) ka sir tha wo ab mere liye jhaant jaisa tha jaise uski koi value na ho kyonki iss photo me bohot kuchh samazne wala tha, bohot se raaj chhupe hue saamne ayenge, kal tak mere paas sau (100) sawal the ab wo waha hajar naye sawal he, par koi na jindagi ka matlab he hai ulaljhna fir sulajhna .

Mene uss photo ke kai sare photo liye taaki koi detail miss na ho, fir usse wapas diwar pe laga ke rakha. Fir ek baar uss room ka jaayja liya, room ka darwaja bahar se locked tha matlab uss side jaana hoga. Room me baba aadam ke jamane wale kisi majbut lakdi ke bane 3 sanduk dikhe, jin me se 2 ke upar kuchh nahi tha par tisre ke upar gajab ki nakaashi ki gayi thi jo dhool chadhne ke bawjud aankho me bhar rahi thi. Mene apna rookh kitabo wali almari ki or kiya aur dekha ke yaha jo bhi kitab he wo alag alag bhashao me he, hindi me ek bhi nahi he ,hindi chhodo English wali bhi sirf 1-2 he hai aur wo bhi koi faltu jaisi. Kitaabo ko padhne ka mera bohot mann kar raha tha par andar ka kuchh bhi na padh paane ke karan me frustrate hone laga. Fir dusri almari me dekha to waha 3-4 sanskrit wali books ya granth kahu mili. Ye granth ajib the ,kyonki baki books printed the par isme kaafi saari jagaho se Sanskrit panno ke photos liye gaye the aur unke baare me side me kisi English jaisi bhasha me notes likhe hue the. Maine usse bhi niche rakha aur dekhne laga ke kahi pe un 3 sanduko ki chaabi milti he kya ! Kaafi der dhunda par chaabi mili nahi par Ashwini ka phone jarur aaya,

Ashwini : Kaha ho tum ? Kab se phone laga rahi thi me ek baar bhi nahi laga , bolo ab..

Me : Idhar paas wale Parvan gaon me hu, tera he kaam kar raha tha ,uss Vinod ko kaam pe lagaya he yaha ke bank me .

Ashwini : Ha to ho gaya na uska kaam ? Ab ghar aa jao…nahi ghar nahi tumhare kheto pe aana sidha ,bye !

Phone me uske aaspas shor sunai diya to me samaz gaya ke iske ghar pe mehmaan abhi bhi hai. Me uss room se nikla ,khidki daba ke lagai aur wapas bank me aaya, bank manager to tha nahi to Vinod se he jaake mila, wo computer pe baith ke kaam sikh raha tha aur uske sath ek ladki jo shayad waha ki he staff hogi wo use sikha rahi thi.

Me : aur Vinod ji kaam badhiya chal raha he na ?

Vinod apni jagah se khada hua aur mere gale laga,

Vinod : Bohot bohot shukriya Ajay bhai, meri doobti naiya ko paar lagaya bhai tumne , bohot bohot ehsaan hue aapke mere upar .

Wo bohot jyada emotional ho gaya tha aur mere aaspaas ke log hume dekhne lage the to mene kursi pe bithaya ,

Me : Bass kya bhai ,itna he dost samza ke ehsaan ki bhasha karne lage ? Ha agar thanks bolna he to Ashwini se keh dena, Waise kaam jamm raha he tumhe to yahi continue karo ab. Thik he, me chalta hu ab shaam hone ko hai to tum bhi dekh lo kaise chalta he sab.

Usse vida lekar me apne gaon ki or badha, Iss waqt me bahar se bhale he bike chala raha tha par andar jo tufaan uthe ja rahe the wo thamne ka naam he nahi le rahe the, wo photo jo aaj mili uska to thik he par jo purane jakham the wo firse sir uthane lage the. Issi bich meri ankho ke saamne Ashwini ka chehra dikha jisse maine uss kapde ki dukaan me uss ghagra choli me imagine kiya tha ,kitni pyaari lag rahi thi wo ! bhale he meri kalpana ka hissa ho ye sab par iss kalpana maatr se mere chehre pe muskaan aayi jo mere dil se nikli thi. Uski yaado me khoya me bike chala raha tha side se sann kar ke ek car gayi to me hosh me aaya, hamare gaon ke road jyada bade nahi hote jaise sheher1 me he par itne chhote bhi nahi ke koi aise cut maar ke chala jaaye ,par wo ab ja chuka tha aur me bhi sambhal gaya tha. Gaon aakar meri najar Nisha ke mithai ki dukaan pe gayi to socha ke kuchh nashta le lu, waise bhi dopahar ko kuchh khaya he nahi to bhook bhi lagne lagi thi. Dukan me Nisha se bhi baat kar ke use Vinod ke kaam pe jaane ki khush khabri dene ka socha par galle pe uska sasur baitha tha to bas namaste kiya 8-10 samose aur cold-drink leke hamare kheto par gaya . Ashwini abhi tak yaha aayi nahi thi to me khaat pe let gaya aur dhalte Surya ko dekhne laga, ek or surya dhal raha tha aur dusri aur Chandroday hone laga tha ,uss gulabi aasman ke niche chalti thandi hawa me mai madhosh hone laga aur so gaya.

Me nind me tha aur kisi ke hath pherne se meri nind toot chuki thi aankhe kholi to Ashwini khaat pe mere sirhaane baithi thi aur meri or pyaar bhari najari se dekh rahi thi. Ek najar wo uski bass uski wo ek najar itni gehri thi ke meri aankhe uski aankho se mili aur dhadkan badhne lagi ,aisa laga jaise haatho me halka sa current dauda ho ,aaspaas kya chal raha he uska kuchh pata nahi tha muze , bass hum dono ek dusre me kho se gaye the .

Sabse pehle wo sambhal gayi aur najre fer ke khaat se uthne lagi par maine uska haath pakad liya aur me bhi uth ke baitha. Kal tak steering wheel uske haatho me tha par ab baaji palat chuki thi aur ye dor ab maine apne hatho me le li.



Mera dimag jo har baar bich me kudta tha wo aaj shaant shaant sa tha pura din, wo Ashwini ke aate he high alert pe rehta tha par aaj na jaane kambakht kaha marr gaya, uski gair-maujudagi me hum Majnu ban baithe the !

Maine Ashwini ko baithe baithe he pichhe se gale lagaya aur uske kandhe sir rakh ke puchha,

Me : Kaisi ho ?

Wo meri taraf mud ke dekhne lagi par usne firse apna sir ghuma liya ,

Ashwini : Shave kyu nahi karte tum ? Daadhi chubhti he tumhari .

Is pe maine use aur kas ke gale lagaya aur jaanbuz ke uske gaalo pe apne gaal ragadne laga, wo bhi apna hath mere gaal pe rakh ke sehelaane lagi . kuchh der hum aise he ek dusre me khoye rahe the ke mere pet se kunmunane ki awaj aayi to meri baho se nikal ke sidhe se baith gayi.

Ashwini : Tumne khana khaya tha dopahar ko ?

Me : Nahi, aaj waqt he nahi mila muze .

Ashwini : He bhagwaan ,bata dete to kam se kam saath me laati na me !

Mene uske aage samosa ki thaili rakhi aur uth ke muh haath dhone laga , wapas aake uske khaat pe baitha aur use khinch ke apni god me bithaya ,

Ashwini : Ae ae kya kar rahe Ajay tum ? Chhodo aur thik se baith ke pehle ise khao..

Me : Aaj aise he khana he bass aur kuchh nahi aur tumhare haatho se khana he .

Usne ek baar muze dekha aur samosa ko chatni laga ke muze khilane lagi ,pehla niwala maine thik se khaya aur jaise he wo dusra niwala khilane lagi mene halke se uski ugli kaati .

Ashwini : aao , kya kar rahe ho Ajay tum ? Ho kya gaya he aaj tumhe ? bhaang waang pi rakhi he kya tumne ?

Mene ek samosa uthaya aur chatni laga ke use khilaya ,

Me : Pyaar ho gaya he muze ,tuzse !

Ussne mere bol sune aur samosa khana chhod diya aur bass muze dekhne lagi.

Me : Baaki baat baad me karenge, abhi bass samosa khao aur ghar jao.

Humne samose kha liye aur wo apne ghar chali gayi, aaj uske andar ki chanchalta kahi aur he gayab ho gayi thi, aaj wo bass sadme me lagi. Par uske jaane ke kuchh der baad me bhi sadme me pada kyu ki Shri Shri Einstein ji chhutti se wapas aa gaye the.

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : ye kya hai be ? aur tu kidhar gayab tha saale pura din ? aaj kitni baar lavde lage he mere pata bhi he tuze ?

Dimag : 1 BHK ya 2 BHK ?

Me : Ye kya 1 BHK ya 2 BHK laga rakha he chutiye tune ,idhar mere lavde lage he aur tera chutiyapa khatam nahi ho raha .

Dimag : Waah bsdke ,matlab okhli me sir bhi tum he daalo ,Land-mine ki pin nikal ke uspe tum he baith jao aur iljaam mere pe ? Chutiye jab se tune wo dukan wale ke yaha kaand kiya he na tabse me hang hua pada hu, muze lund samaz nahi aa raha ye ho kya raha he idhar .

Me : Aye aye rukk rukk me khali gussa ho gaya tha uss budhhe pe, itne me tu kaise gayab ho gaya ? aur chutiya kise bana raha he tu , tu khud mera hissa he aise kaise gayab ho gaya tu mere he bheje se ? Bol chutiye .

Wo chupp ho gaya ,matlab full silent .

Mera phone bajne se me apni special conference se bahar aaya , ghar se phone tha aur khane ka bulawa aa gaya tha.



Ghar aake me ek baar firse nahaya tab jaake fresh feel hua, khana khaate waqt sab chup the siwaye didi ke ,wo baar baar muze ghoor rahi thi par me apne me mast, besharamo jaisa khana khaya aur apne room me jaake let gaya.

Raat ke 2 baje the aur me piping wala topic clear kar raha tha ke darwaje pe halka sa knock hua.

Mene darwaja khola to didi thi,

Didi : side de .

Aur didi waise he muze dhakel ke andar ghusi gayi,

Me : Kya hua di ? kuchh chahiye tha kya aapko ?

Didi ne kuchh der muze dekha fir kaha,

Didi : Maine kaha tha na ke ladki ke chakkar se durr reh tu ,kaha tha na maine ?

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Update 14: Aashiq Awara!​

Raat ke 2 baje the aur me piping wala topic clear kar raha tha ke darwaje pe halka sa knock hua.

Mene darwaja khola to didi thi,

Didi : side de .

Aur didi waise muze thokar maar ke andar ghusi aayi,

Me : Kya hua di ? kuchh chahiye tha kya aapko ?

Didi ne kuchh der muze dekha fir kaha,

Didi : Maine kaha tha na ke ladki ke chakkar se durr reh tu ,kaha tha na maine ?

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“Jo hue he gar badnam to fir chhupana kaisa,

Jurm he ishq humara to mukarna kaisa !”

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Akhir didi ko pata chal he gaya tha mere aur Ashwini ke baare me ! Aise to me bhi inkar nahi karunga, abtak jo bhi kiya danke ki chot pe kiya aur abse jo bhi karunga danke ki chot pe he karunga .

Me : kya kehna chahti ho di aap ?

Didi : Tuze mere muh se sunna he ? Thik he fir ,ladki ke chakkar me mat pad ,pehle he tera ek saal kharab hua he, uske upar tere college ka wo kand jo tune bataya nahi yaha kisi ko wo bhi pata chala he muze, tuze chacha ji ne udhar sirf padhne ke liye bheja tha, sirf padhne ke liye ,lekin tune paha study chhod ke sab kuchh kiya, tune jhagda kiya, tune ragging li, fir wo tere naam ke dost jo ab puchhte tak nahi unke sath lecture bunk kar ke awaragardi ki, ladki ke sath ashiqui ki par ye bhi nahi dekha uske khaandaan wale kaun he kya karte he, fir tune 5 logo ko hospital tak pohochaya Ganimat he ke police case nahi bana . Aur ye sab kar ke bhi kya mila tuze ? Bata na Ajay kya mila ? Teri bhalai ki baat kar rahi hu ke tuz pe ehsatan karne ke liye nahi , dard hota he tuze aise dekh ke. Ghar pe 3 mahine se he tu, ek baar bhi kachha-baniyan me nahi dekha hoga tuze yaha kisi ne, warna pura din aise kachhe me he ghumta tha na tu ! Kitna chhupa sakta he tu khud ko ?

Mere dinosaur ke size ka ego ko didi ne ek he jhatke me jameen pe gira diya tha, mera muh khula tha par awaj nahi nikal rahi thi, akhir didi ne photo nahi aaina jo dikhaya tha !

Didi : Tuze jyada kuchh bol bhi nahi sakti me ,ek he to bhai he mera, par abhi bhi time he to sambhal ja bhai, ek baar jo pair fisla to aadmi dusro ki najaro me baad pehle khud ki najaro me gir jaata he ! Tuze aasman ki unchaiyo ko chute dekhna he hume, bohot aas he chacha chachi ko tuzse .

Me : Di…

Didi : Tune college me ladkio ke sath jo bhi kiya ho me jaanti hu uss mahol me ho jata he, ladkiya bhi apni jarurat hisab se jo karna he wo karti he, par yaha gaon me ye sab karna aur wo bhi kiya to kiske sath ? Ashwini ! Matlab hadd he bhai, wo ladki achhi he par tuz pe bhari padegi dekh lena, abhi bhi waqt he sambhal ja tu.

Me : Ji thik he didi.

Didi : Chal ab tu bhi so ja aur subah uth ke padhna ab, good night .



Didi to chali gayi par mere andar jo jung shuru hui thi uska kya ? Mera dimag jo subah se gayab tha wo dil ko gaaliya de raha tha aur dil usko aur me inse bach bhi nahi sakta tha.

Ek taraf me purani baato pe mitti daale aage ja raha tha, ke didi aa gayi bulldozer leke aur satyanaash ho gaya sabka. Jitni meri kaali kartute ki thi in pichhle 2 saalo me jinhe me dafna ke un pe jungle bana raha tha wo sab bahar nikali gayi thi ab didi ko sab pata chal chuki thi ya fir thoda bohot wahi jaane. Kher ab kuchh to karna padega iss sab ka warna aise to lavde lag jayenge meri life ke aur didi ki baat bhi sahi he ke jinke liye kiya wo sab harami gayab the, Rajan to khud ka shop bana ke settle ho raha he, aisa bhi nahi he ke maje dusre ne liye uss time aur saja me bhugat raha hu, na na maje to maine bhi liye aur abhi khaali iljaam kisi na kisi pe daal ke chain ki nind sona chahta hu.

Subah 6:30 ko didi ne jagaya to me bhi fresh ho ke padhne baith gaya, ab kuchh din ashiqui side me aur good boy ban ke rehna padega ,at least didi ke saamne to !

11 baje tak padhai ki aur planning bhi ki ke kaise muze sab set karna he, kaise wapas college jaana he ,kaha pe paisa lagana he ,kiske sath kya karna he etc etc . Padh ke jo me utha aur nahane gaya he tha ke babu ji ka phone aaya, unhone kheto pe bulaya tha motor pump set karne ke liye . Mere dimag ki ghanti baji ke ye sahi nahi he guru, bhale he babu ji Arts wale ho par motor pump set karna unko aata he, bachpan se dekha he ye sab karte hue, pakka kuchh na kuchh gadbad he pencho. Mene balti me kapde liye aur kheto ki or nikal gaya ke babu ji pehle he bike leke gaye the.



Me : Ji babu ji kya hua he pump ko, pani nahi aa raha kya ?

Babu ji : pump bhi sahi se chal raha he aur pani bhi sahi aa raha he .

Me : Fir ?

Babu ji : Dekhna tha ke tuze iss kaam me interest he bhi ya nahi ! Dekh Ajay aisa he ke jo tu engineering kar raha he usme bhale he tuze moti rakmi Naukri mile par waha gadha mehnat kar ke dusro ki gaali khane ke baad khana gale se niche nahi utarta . Me bhi BA kar chuka hu, M.A. ke 2nd year me tha jab sab chhod ke wapas Dhangarh aaya aur kheti karne laga. Tum bhi kheti he karo ye me nahi keh raha, par jo aaj ke halaat he uss hisab kahu to tu ise apni dusri income samaz ke chal. Agar tune job ki ya koi business he start kiya to naya ghar lene se leke aage jo bhi bada karna he uske liye tuze paisa to lagega he, agar tu kheti sahi se kar paaya to fayde me bhi rahega aur jameen bechne ka koi khayal bhi nahi aayega !

Me : Me jameen nahi bechunga babu ji !

Babu ji : Jaanta hu, me bhi babu ji se ye kehta tha par mene bhi hamari dusri jameen ka ek hissa becha tha, tab samaz nahi thi par ab pachhtawa hota he. Waise to kuchh aur kaam bhi he tere liye, ye bike ke paper le aur Sheher2 jaake isse apne naam kar lena aur license bhi nikal lena, aur dusra yaha apne kheto wale kholi ke bagal me ek sandas banana he to uska samaan leke aana aur banwa lena . Aaj Parvan gaon jaana aur waha bank se paise nikal lena.

Unhone muze check diya to usme amount bohot jyada thi.

Me : Babu ji Itne paise thodi lagenge ek toilet banane ke liye !

Babu ji : Pata he pata he, mene apne kheto ke saath pados ke Nayak ki 8 acre jameen li he jotne ke liye wo bhi 5 saalo ke liye ,iss saal ka aadha bhaada dena he usse. Iss jameen ke aane ke baad apni income bhi badh jayegi , ha thoda adjust karna hoga hume, yaha tuze dekhna hoga aur waha muze par thik he ho jayega.

Me : Ji thik he babu ji me kar lunga .

Babu ji : Me nikal raha hu ab wakeel ke saath jameen ki kaagji karwai karne ,tu yahi baith ja padhne aur majdur ayenge to unse aaj he sabji lagane ke liye baagicha taiyar karwana he. Kar leg ana tu ?

Me : Ha kar lunga me, aap tension mat lo.

Babu ji : Hmm kaunsi sabji lagayega ye bhi bata fir ?

Me : Wo Kakdi, lauki aur bhindi lagwa deta hu.

Babu ji : Bohot khub, aaj aap engineering kar rahe ho to kheti ke kaam ko nichla kaam kabhi mat samazna. Jo desh kheti se, jameen se dur jaayega uska patan hona nishchitt hai !

Mene bhi haa me gardan hilai akhir babu ji ne baat he aisi ki thi . Mene bhi socha ke agar mere saare dost apne apni naiya paar laga rahe he kuchh na kuchh kar ke to hum kyu pichhe rahe .

Motor pump chalu kar ke me pani ke tanke yaha gaya aur kapde nikal ke nahane baitha , par paani se baas aane lagi to wahi rukk gaya. Tanki khol ke dekha usme bada sa chuha mara pada tha, ab ye sara paani waste ho gaya bc apna upar se tanki saaf karni padegi wo alag. Mene paani ka nal khol diya aur tanki puri khaali kar ke uss mare hue chuhe ko nikal feka aur brush leke nirma powder laga ke tanki saaf karne laga jaise bachpan me karta tha

Kuchh der me majdoor bhi aa gaye to ek ko tanki saaf karwane lagaya aur me baju me pipe ko hand shower ki tarah leke nahane laga .

Me sabun laga he chuka tha ke pichhe se seenti ki awaj aayi !

Pichhe kuchh ladkiyo khadi thi,

Ladki 1 : Haaye kya ladka he tere gaon ka Ashwini..

Ispe baki ladkiya hasne lagi aur mera dhyan unki taraf gaya.

Dusri Ladki : Ashwini Ae Ashwini idhar dekh to, jise tu dhundh rahi he wo yahi to nahi !

Uske muh se Ashwini naam sun ke me chuka he tha ke hamare kheto wale kholi se Ashwini bahar aayi jo shayad muze he dhund rahi thi .

Ashwini : Wah Suryavanshi wah , badi jaldi uth gaye aap to aur ang-pradarshan bhi ho raha he aajkal ,kyu ?

Me : Ha socha bekaar baithne se achha kuchh kaam he kar lu. Aur tumhe bhi mehmano ko dikhane ek yahi jagah mili thi kya gaon me ?

Ladki1 : Dekhne layak to kuchh nahi tha abtak aapke gaon me, bas aaj aapko dekh liya to hamare dil ko karaar aaya !

Ashwini : Ho gaya Naina tera ? Ab jao jaake aam ke baagiche ghumo, me aati hu kuchh der me .

Naina : Ha chalo chalo, aur aap bhi aao aam ke bagiche me didi ke sath .

Wo 3 no ladkiya daant nikalte hue waha se chali gayi to Ashwini mere paas aayi aur mugge se mere pith pe pani dalne lagi,

Me : Kya kar rahi he yaar, majdoor he aur koi na koi aata rehta he yaha pe ..

Ashwini : Ye to kal sochna chahiye tha na muze god me bithane se pehle ,kyu ?

Wo ruki nahi aur mere upar paani daalti rahi aur pith pe se sabun ka jhaag bhi hatane lagi.

Ashwini : Ye itne saare jagah jagah pe jakham kaise aaye he tumhare upar Ajay ?

Uski awaj me chinta thi ,wo jaha jaha jakham the waha apne hath fira rahi thi.

Me : Bas ek do baar accident hua tha, aur ek baar chhota sa jhagda hua tha tab ke he ye.

Ashwini : Chhote se jhagde me itne saare jakham nahi hote Ajay..

Me : Arre yaar bas college me thodi hathapai hui thi aur lag gayi thi idhar udhar bass.

Me un jakhmo ki kadvi yaado se frustrate ho gaya tha aur baalti se sara paani khud pe udhel ke towel lapet ke room me chala gaya . Bahar aaya aur sidha jaake majduro se mila, unko kaam samzaya ke baagiche kaise banane he aur aage kya kya saaman lagne wala he ye bhi puchh liya . Ashwini wahi dhoop me khadi muze dekh rahi thi ,usko aisa dekh ke muze bhi bura laga ke usne to sirf apni chinta jatai thi jo hamare naye rishte me hona jayaj he par me he overreact kar gaya wo bhi uss baat pe jaha uski koi galti nahi thi .

Me : Dhoop me kyo khadi ho yaha chaao me baitho ped ke niche .

Par wo shayad gussa ho gayi thi jo wo apne saath laayi bag uthayi aur mere hath me rakh di,

Ashwini : Nashta laai thi ,kha lena .

Fuck . Matlab apni gaadi chalne se pehle he atak gayi !

Wo lambi lambe kadmo se aam ke baghiche ki or ja rahi thi aur me bhi uske pichhe chal diya, jo gar ruthi he meri wajah se to manana bhi muze he hai aur jitne jaldi ye bala maane utna meri sehat ke liye achha he !

Me : Arre Asshu ruk na .

Par wo aur teji se aage badhti gayi.

Me : Ashu tu to pichhe se bhi sexy lagti he yaar !



Ab laga uski gaadi ko break, aur gaadi ne liya U turn !

Me uske paas gaya aur kaha ,

Me : Baddi sohni lag ri aaj tu yaara, chal baghicha ghum aate he, Akele akele !

Wo apne muh pe hath rakh ke hasne lagi, par achha he hai maan to gayi ye.

Hum dono hatho me hath liye aam ke baagiche ki or chal diye,

Ashwini : Ab bataoge kaise lagi itni saare chote ?

Mera muh firse khatta hone laga tha par aaj nahi to kal use batana he tha to ab he sahi,

Me : College ke shuru hone ke 2 din baad he mera ek ladke ke sath jhagda hua tha to ,college chhutne ke baad bahar usme ek bande ne kaichi ✂ se pith pe maara tha, jyada laga nahi tha bas patti ki or 3-4 din me thik ho gaya.

Ashwini : Hmm .

Me : Vinod ko bank me kaam pe laga diya he kal he to uska bhi kaam ho gya baki wo jaane aur uske karam.

Ashwini : Achha kiya tumne, Nisha bohot roi thi uss din bhi usko leke bass ab wo firse un awara logo ke saath na jaye .

Me : Humne apna kaam kar diya Ashu ab baki jiske jaise karam .

Hum aam ke baagiche me pohoche to waha uss side koi nahi tha aur bahar dhoop bhi jyada thi to mene bhi usse kaha ki yahi baith jaate he aur wahi baith usne nashta lagaya ,tabtak me kuchh pake aam dhund ke laaya. Usne baajre ki rotiya aur baingan ka bharta laaya tha ,muze bhi bhook lagi thi to me bhi ji bhar ke khaane laga aur use bhi khila raha tha .

Naina : (Seenti marte hue) Oye hoye kya ashiqui ho rahi he khule me, itna to hamare yaha bhi nahi hota jitna yaha ho raha he .

Hum dono uski or dekhne lage ,jaha me Naina ko dekh ke thoda hadbada gaya tha wahi Ashwini sharma gayi thi, jo mene use sharmate dekha to dekhta he reh gaya.

Iss ladki ko shayad he kabhi mene sharmate dekha ho, uske gore gaal sharm se halke gulaabi hue the ,hontho pe dabi si muskaan aur najre nichi kar ke chupchap samaan sametne lagi. Idhar naina ne meri thuddi pakad ke uski aur ghumai,

Naina : Jara idhar hamari bhi to dekho handsome ,kabse hamare didi ko najar laga rahe ho.

Ashwini ne uska hath hataya mere se,

Ashwini : Chalo bhaago yaha se, jaake taalab ke yaha ghumo fir ghar jana, chalo jao ab.

Naina : Na na na bohot bhagam bhaag kar li humne didi ab jaha aap dono waha hum .

Ashwini uthne lagi to mene use pakda apni god me bithaya kal ki tarah aur unko kaha,

Me : Yaha se sidhe jao uss pahadi pe ,fir niche wo talaab dikhega, agar waha koi nahi he to he pass me jana warna mat jana, hum dono aate he abhi kuchh der me.

Naina : Pakka na ya aise he humko lollypop de rahe he !

Me : Ha pakka, waha se aage khandar bhi leke jaunga dikhane .

Unke jaane ke hum dono kuchh der aise he ek dusre ki baho me pade rahe aur kuchh idhar udhar ki baate karne lage, par maine use kal ki Renuka wali baat nahi batai jo ki bawal hona tay tha batane se. Aur mene soch liya ke Renuka se kinara karunga aage se ,use dur se he dua salam kar ke aage badhunga jo ki ab apna jo bhi he wo Ashwini ke sath he hai.

Kuchh der me uske mobile pe Naina ka missed call aaya to hun uth ke talaab ki or nikale. Aam ke bagiche ke baad wali pahadi ko cross kar ke ye talaab aata he jo ki kaafi bada he aur gehra bhi, lekin khaas ye hai ke ye natural nahi he balki ise khudwaya gaya he aur pakki boundary bhi banai he kaafi dashako pehle, ye talaab kabhi bhi sukhta nahi he chahe bahar kitna he sukha kyo na pade shayad iske andar koi chhoti neher ho .

Hum niche gaye to wo 3no talab ke pani me pair daale baate kar rahi thi ,hamare aane se uth gayi aur dusri ladki jo ki Shivani he usne kaha ,

Shivani : Yaar aap ke yaha talaab aur khandahar chhod ke kuchh nahi he kya ? Hum itne dur sheher2 se yaha aaye aur yaha aake kya mila kuchh nahi.

Ashwini : Kal Parvan gaon wale mandir jayenge, waha ghumna sab log abhi ghar chalo khana khane ka time ho gaya he .

Naina : Ha chalo chalo, ab didi ka kaam to ho gaya ab humse kya matlab reh gaya waise bhi . Chalo chalo ghar .

Wo taana maar rahi thi aur Ashwini bhi muskurate hue bye keh unko leke chali gayi. Mene nashta karne ke baad hath rumaal ko poche the to me talaab ke paani se hath dhone laga ,hath muh dhote samay aisa laga jaise paani ki gehrai se kuchh aawaj aa rahi he, aawaj insano wali ya janwaro ki nahi thi, awaj thokre maarne wali thi jaisi khudai ke samay aati he.

Me kuchh der yu he paani me aankhe gadaye dhyaan se uss awaj ko sunne me laga raha, awaj kaafi dhire dhire aa rahi thi par kaafi asaamanya thi. Itne me babu ji ka phone aaya to me sir jhatak ke khana khane sidha ghar chala gaya.

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Talaab ki satah ke 200 foot niche :

Ek aadmi jo umar se 45-46 ka hoga, jiski daadhi aur baal bohot jyada badhe hue the , sharir pe ek kamar pe bandha hua kapda chhod ke kuchh bhi nahi tha apna pura jor lagaye bade 25 kilo ke hathode se patthar tode ja raha tha. Ye kaam wo roj kiye ja raha tha bina ruke bina thake, aur aaj ek mod aisa aaya jab mitti hatate hatate mitti se nar-kankaal ki khopdi uske saamne aa giri !

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To be continued …

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