La Mujer: you seem particularly triggered right now, can you tell me what happened...
Sexy Saahityakar: i've had dreams that weren't just dreams

am i tharki ??
La Mujer: we don't use that word here.....tell me about those dreams
Sexy Saahityakar: pahle ek gaana suno....
"One pill makes your larger
And one pill makes your small,
And the ones that doctor gives you, Don't do anything at all. 
Go ask Lsbian, When they'had ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing chuts, you know you're going to fall" 

Place: XForum Underground Section
Time: 02:30 AM
Shri Gyan: "चूत की तलाश मे हम, चुतियो के कितने पास आ गए "
Scoop Editor: SGP bhai, Interview lena hai.. Scoop ke liye. Ju le loge kya...??
Shri Gyan: SGP kaun be...
Scoop Editor: Sorry, Yug Purush... Interview lena hai... Kuch members gand me hee ghuse jaa rahe hai, ki Scoop kab aayega, kab aayega... Pata nahi kyun

pata nahi kya padhne ko milta hai unhe...
Shri Gyan: Soch lo, pakka hawasi hoon..Hawasi Type interview lunga main... Ekdum lund, chut, chuchi...

️




Scoop Editor: arey bhai, ye PoOp nahi, Scoop hai.
Shri Gyan: tu hat...
The_Punisher Enters....
Azriel: abey Samjha kar LPG, ye Official Magzine hai... Ab tu ek Moderator hai. Aise sarvajanik roop se mutth mat kara kar...
Shri Gyan: tu bhi hat be.. Aur ye toh Moderator banane se pahle sochna chahiye tha. Ab paap kiya toh paap kaa fal toh bhugatna hee padega. Btw
kirantariq ne nayi photo daal di



.
Time: 03:30
Agasthya: Ashish Bru...
Ashish120: Scoda Bruu....
Agasthya: ladki nahi pat rahi, koyi...
highjeck69 tak ummid deke nikal gayi.. Kahti hai gand marao sab, ab wo lounge me nahi aayegi
Ashish120: fir aisa kya kare ki, ladkiya humse aur hum ladkiyo se pat jaaye...?
"Jhaat ke baal ka tabich banwa le, sab kuch sahi ho jaayega..."
Yo, That's Me... Bitches...

Ab aap toh mera nature jaante ho.

Admin team ne bahut koshish kii.. Ki main forum ke kisi ubharte hue writer

yaa Sports Section ke winner
Lucky.. Yaa fir XF ke first ever election ke vijeta
The_Punisher ka interview le loon...
Par Interview toh lena hee hai... Kiska loon.


bahut socha apun ispe... Ab aap toh mera nature भली भांति jaante ho

isliye, interview.. Wo bhi laundo ka.. I mean buddho ka

interview toh main kisi ladki ka hee lunga... La _Mujer...?? Umm.. Nope.. Wo nude nahi di hai. Uska nahi lunga... IP ka le leta hu.. Uske sath Sex chat ke Bahut saare screentshots hai mere paas.. Naa bhi nahi kahegi, warna blackmail karunga

par wo mana kar di thi...?? Idea
Sasha! ka naam le leta hoon, IP ko kah dunga ki
Sasha! ne hee uska name suggest kiya hai...
So here we are, with the first ever edition of..
️~ध्यान विथ श्री ज्ञान ~
Ab ladkiyo ke sath exercise yaa yoga karna kise nahi pasand

khaskar ke jab dono aapke agal -bagal baithi ho... Ek taraf IP

to duji taraf
Sasha! 
, bas dono se touching touching ho jaaye toh maza ho jaaye.... Isliye main bich me se hee pahle IP ki taraf gand ke bal sarka... Kyunki IP mujhe easy target lagi... Yadi ye naa bolegi toh wapas sarak kar
Sasha! ke paas pahuch jaunga... Ek naa ek toh interview khatm hone tak mera le hee legi....... Dil..
Shri Gyan: IP, my love...

My first ever online crush. IP meri jaaneman, Mere bachpan ka pyaar.. Tu Bhool nahi jaana re...

Aahhhhhhhhh......
Indian Princess: You do realize that, you were a noob in XP... Tu Mere saamne pala-badha hai, ittu saa tha jab Xossip me libir libir karta tha, aaj ek-do log jaan kya gaye,... Tu ye bata.. Tu aaya kyun hai. Dekh nahi raha dhyaan kar rahi hoon main. Taaki aur bhi hawwt and sexy ho jaun...
Shri Gyan: dogi...?
Indian Princess: kya bola re halkat..
Shri Gyan: Interview... Dogi..?? Scoop ke liye..
Indian Princess: aisa... Fir le lo...

Shri Gyan: Fans gayi machhali... :fishing: anyway, first of all, Happy Birthday, Luvv

... Hows you

i mean.. Seriously how are you.. Why you aint active in xf like old days...

(kam se kam nude hee de do)
IP: Aaj gaya nudes ke chakkar mein interview lene

As far as you kwestion is concerned, I am hawt and sexy and everyone knows it

Busy rehti hun aaj kal, bahot kaam hota hai karne ko

yahan bak bak karna ke time kise hai
((Kabhi hume bhi mauka do...

, Next Question...))
How is your relation with your party members after the election..?? ((Kya naam tha inke party ka..

Jisme join hone ke liye ag86

ne mujhe invite kiya tha, par main join nahi kiya tha

jiske baad usne fir se join hone ke liye msg kiya aur apun fir bhi join nahi hua tha

yaad aaya.. WWF... Yaa fir WWX type kuch tha )) Anyway, do you still remember your Party leader??

Any special messege you want to give him..??
((Sala party ke sath sath party leader ka bhi naam bhool gaya.. Koyi devil vevil krke tha shayad))
Story se yaad aaya... I ve read your a contest story, jo xf pe dala tha.. Mast twist tha, maza aaya tha padh ke.

waise Ju ko first time kaise feel aaya ki story likhna chahiye..?? Inspiration kaha se mili.. Kis story se mili.. Fav. Writers...?? Sab kuch batane kaa... Aur favorite readers bhi...
IP: Meri sabse first story thi "Maiden of Ice" jo meri real love story hai

yeh story maine valentine's story contest mejn post ki aur jeet bhi gayi
Uske baad maine saare bdsm stories hi likhi hai. Iska inspiration logon ka bdsm kar kar ke mila hai
Favorite writer psychoknight. English story stories likhta tha. Kya pro writing thi person_bowing Favorite reader?
Naina
Naina ne ek taraf diya Meera ko diya pyaar aur dulaar aur doosri taraf Armaan par kari gaaliyon ki bauchar, maza aa gaya laughingsweat_smilerofl
Waito lemme quote my favorite Naina reviews

meera agar pankh Aur armaan ko tabpa tadpa ke jinda jala bhi de tab bhi Meri nazar mein meera maasoomiyat se bhari ek innocent girl hi rahegi....
Meera.....
soch ho to meera jaisi ho ...
1) saral aur nirmal mann ki ladki meera
2) pyari bholi bhali masoom ladki meera
3) swabhimaani aur dariya dili ka dusra roop meera
4) shadgi aur simplicity ke paribhasha hai meera
5) dosto ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan karne wali meera...
6) mamta may, samajhdaar, sanskari guno se paripoorn meera...
7)sabko ek nazar se bina bhed bhav ke dekhne wali meera
8) khubsurati par koi ghamand nahi, na koi abhiman.. ye hai humari no 1 story character the great meera..
9) komal mann aur dayalu meera ..
10) smart, talented aur padhayi mein abbal meera..
11) itni neik dil wali hai meeea ki usse jale khud usiki creator aka lekhika bhi...
Sabse important baat yeh jo ilzaam lag rahein hai uspe ki usne pankh ke saath ye kiya wo kiya blah..blah....
Yeh Sab kewal matra jhuth hai..
Meera ne Kuch kiya nahi pankh ke saath ... Aur saboot Kya hai.. ki meera ne krurta ki aakhiri seema paar kar di pankh ke sath... smile
Koi evidence nahi to Koi ilzaam bhi nahin... smile
arey main toh kehti hun meera bilkul begunah hai... bichaari bholi bhali ke saath Kya Kuch nahin kiya un pancho ne milke... I think avantika bhi mili huyi thi un Pancho ke saath...
ye kirdaar aur reader ke bich ki baatein hai, isliye kripaya ispe dhyan na de..
duniya kayi tarah ke suwar hote hai... pig Lekin inme ek common baat ye hai ki ye sabhi ko gatar mein, gande naali mein rehna bahot pasand karte hai, kyunki waha gatar aur gandi naali se jo cheeje nikalti ushe khana in suwaro ko bahot pasand hai.... ye hawasi Qais aur wo Armaan bare mein padhke, in dono haramkhor dalle ke haramjadgi ko dekh ke lage ki ye dono harami bhi unhi suwaro mein se do suwar hai... Suwar qais & armaan

oops sorry ye dono kamina to suwar jaat se bhi zyada gaye gujre hsi, suwar bhi is Bastard qais aur haramjade Armaan ko dekh le to ulti kar de..
Naah actually galti in dono nahi hai, galti iski parwaris ki hai..
agar ye dono budhau aise hai to inke maa baap kaise honge
In dono kamine ka pura khandan kaisa hoga
are Armaan aur qais ka kahe ka khandaan.. randikhane mein paida hua, gatar ki padayas hai dono hi
Lagta hai is Armaan aur qais dono ki maaye kothe wali thi aur in dono ke baap koi dalal kisi chakle ka.

. randikhane paida hua Bastard Armaan aur qais ki maa ko shayad pata nahi ho ki kin logo ke bij se paida hua hai ye dono ...un dono ke dalle baap to shayad mahaz naam ke liye baap honge

is Armaan aur qais ki dono maaye itni badi chinnar thi ki apne bete ko sikh de gayi hogi ki jaise wo dono chinnar hai thik Waise hi baaki ladkiyon ko bhi chinnar bana do
Hawasi budha Armaan aur kamina qais bhi apni apni chinnar maa dwara sikhaye gaye sikh aur raah par chal pare hai aur aaj kal ye sab haramjadgi se bhare karname kar rahe hai smile
Lemme tell you a secret...

ye ek top secret hai kisi ko batana mat.. Warna Naina fir meri story pe review nahi degi


Naina ke adhiktar review sabhi story me same hote hai. Bas wo characters ke naam badal deti hai......

ab batao, kanya humi se khelni lagi

.. Khair, Ab batao ab tumhara fav reader kaun hai..??
IP: 
i dont care agar review CnP hai. Meko sabse jyada usi ke revoo padhke maza aata hai isiliye Favorite reader ka award still goes to Naina.
((Ise hee शास्त्रो me moh maaya kaha gaya hai))
What is going on between you and La Mujer?

You both individually can make a man's online life rock but you choose to openly propose each other and shatter everyone's dearms! ((lesbo.. Lesbo.. Lesbo..

)) Anyway, Tell us more about La Mujer

. Her nudes are in process, she doesn't trust me like you do. (She asks for my nudes in exchange of her's) And this leads to another question! Are you interested in girls? Please clarify so we can focus on the right girl...
IP: Arz kiya hai
Sasha!
Ek ehsaas hai La_Mujer,
Is dil ke bahot paas hai La_Mujer,
Sadiyon se is dil ki, tarasti pyas hai La_Mujer,
Ab is dil ke meethe dard ko kaise bayan karu,
Sabse anmol, sabse khaas hai La_Mujer
Yeh raha mera izhaar-e-mohabbat khule aam.
((Sab sath me bolo... Lesbo.. Lesbo.. Lesbo

))
La_Mujer se aisa connection feel karti hun jaisa kisi ke saath nahi kiya. ((

लोढ़ ))Agar hum real life friends hote to main use ab tak girlfriend bana chuki hoti. Kya gun nahi hai usme, sundar hai, susheel hai, smart hai, samajhdar hai, aur phir bhi ghamand nahi karti
Ladkon ka kya hai, jab dekho lene ke chakkar mein hote hai, tharki sab ke sab

Do ladkiyon ke beech ka jo pyaar hota hai woh saccha pyaar hota hai, kyunki woh pyar tan se nahi balki man se aur aatma se hota hai. Waise tan bhi mast hai La_Mujer ka

(( I Agree


))
Aisa nahi hai ki mujhe ladkon mein interest nahi hai. Bilkul hai. Aur ladkon ki sabse acchi baat yeh hai ki jara flirt kar lo, turant pichwade pe hunter khane ko ready ho jaate hai.

That is why I love buoys alsu

Q. As far as i can remember... Traffic of Forums like This One is based on purely and surely on incests.


Do you like incest..?? Ever read any incest story...?? Or visit lsb section...?? Aur jhooth mat bolna. Pura kaccha chittha hai mere paas ju ka. aur sath me purane posts bhi

do toh xossip ke jamane ke hai

angrejo ke jamane ke editor hai.. Hamare khabri har thread me hai.
((Actually, mere paas aisa koyi post nahi tha... Mere paas toh khud meri story ka backup nahi rahta.. Dusro ke post ka kya rahega, wo toh apun aisich sach ugalwane ke liye kah diya..
((Bikkat ishmart hai apun

चोदते हैं

))
IP: First of all, I never wore any kachcha wd chittha
Second of aal, pyar pyaar hota hai re pagalu .... Fir chahe vo maa bete ka ho ya bhai bahan ka ya baap beti ka ho
Incest mohabbat bahut kifayati hoti hai , na dating na lafda na gift ka ragda, bas jab mauka lage Wahi pe pakda


Ghar ke mahaul me vo jhadi jhankhade wale mms bhi nahi ban sakenge jaha 4-5 sex ke bhukhe jalkukade log tumko tumhari date ke sath dekh morality clause lagate (bajaate) hain
in short , purn samarthan hai ji( suicide) aapke is muhim ko humari


((


ye waali emoji use karti ho toh bahut cute lagti ho... Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

main bhi try karta hoon

))

Now I will mention some members, you have to say something about them, but remember, you are only allowed to say something bad. And dont worry i will help you on this....


Ag86, evilashish, Priest, Dhruv, Scodash Psychopath, Lucifer, Vampire Queen, Azriel
Bura kaise kahna hai uska ek example deta hu.. Bura kahna hai, par wo sach hona chahiye...Like.. Azriel... (Azriel toh free me election jeet gaya, uske me itna dum hee nahi tha. Infact toh usko koyi jaanta bhi nahi tha)
Is type........
1. Ag86 ke liye ispe based....
Sapne me maine Ashish ko choda hai
2. Evilashish ke liye ispe based....
Waise me gay nahi hu pr yaar tum sach me bade hot lagte ho
3. Highjeck69 ke liye ispe based
gand marao ab tum sab .. adult forum me active hone ka ye katai matalab nhi kyo bematal beduka or jungaliyon ki trah pesh aao
4. Scodash Psychopath: wo ashish aur ag ki tarah sachcha aashiq hai.
5. Vampire Queen: Election par based...
6. For Azriel and Priest: use your own experience
7. Lucifer: anything... Bas bura hona chahiye...
8. Dhruv: bas aise hee gariya do... Fir wo bhi ju ko gali dega badle me. Fir maza aayega


IP: Aur mahi mahodaya ko kyu chhod diya?

Shri Gyan: aisa... Fir add kar lo, Mahi ji ko bhi
IP:
1. Evilashish

Isko aur iske saare aliases ko permanent ban karo with immediate effect
Pehle to yeh saala insect meri sweetheart La_Mujer pe line maara usko sister sister bolke aur ab mere turu lobh pe nazar daal raha hai halkat

:angry+++:
Ye log baygon aur abhi ke abhi chhidak do uspe
2. Ag86

These gheys
Ag ke liye yeh meme hi kaafi hai
3. Scodash Psychopath

Scoda
Wannabe hai

Jitna cool khudko samajhta hai utna hai na

Koi birth certificate check karo iska, meko to doubt hai ki ua hai
4. Mahi Maurya

Mahodaya ko kuch aur aata ho na ho yeh kaam zaroor aata hai
5. Lucifer
Ab Luci ke baare mein jo sochti hun woh sach sach bata do to meko mod se hata kar turant ban kar dega
I can't risk it man. Mod waali ID acchi lagti hai hai meko
Luci ke liye bas yeh meme, baaki aap khud samajdar hai
6. Vampire Queen
Sabka kehna hai ki election mein VQ ne participate nahi kiya kyunki
Lekin main aisi afwaon pe vishwas nahi karti
Main mamale ki teh tak jaane mein yakeen rakhti hun aur bina kisi proof ke kisi par is tarah ke bebuniyad ilzaam lagana sarasar galat hai.
Sach kya hai aur jhoot kya hai yeh sabooton ke aadhar par hi tay hoga. Aisa ek saboot mere haath laga hai Let me show you the real picture

Fat ke flower nahi pura guldastaa hui thi tabhi bhaag gai
IP: Love ka quote foto ke baad jyada mast lagega

((done)) Aur Is photo pe VQ ka av chipka dena
((

hum acha aadmi hoon,
Aakash. ki tarah ))
7. Dhruv
Je kaun?

Dekh bhai
Shri Gyan: Dhruv, Supreme member hai..

IP:
8. Azriel
Leader of the all launda party

Ladki ke naam pe ek Divyanka ko hi join karwa paaya

Itihaas gawah hai ki ladkiyon ke support ke bina koi elecion nahi jeeta jaata adult forums pe

Kuch aisi halat ho gayi thi titans ki
Phir meri nazar Titan ke CT member
Yug Purush par padi, ab aap to jaante ho ki main ek nihayati tharki mahila hun aur
Yug Purush jaisa kadak maal dekh ke main pighal gayi.
Phir jab Titans ko BDSM Queen ka support tha, tab jeet to nischit thi
(Waise sochne ki baat hai ki, IP ne aisa kya kiya jo wo mod bani

naa ki ashish n scopsy??? Any idea??

))
9. Highjeck69
Isko khula kaun chhoda men?

Yeh launda hai ya laundiya ispe to mujhe hamesha se doubt tha hi, but iske posts padhke mujhe yakin ho gaya hai ki yeh jeev poore XF ka mansik santulan bigaadgne ki kshamata rakhta/rakhti hai.
Aisi ID ke khulte aam ghumne se XF bilkul surakshit nahi hai. Ek samachar aaj hi janhit mein jaari kiya gaya hai. Satark rahe surakshit rahe.
10. Priest

I dont know him yaar seriously. Isko sachin waale ke saath jod do


Anyway Next Question...
Forums ko better banane ke liye koyi suggestion...?? Halanki mujhe pata hai, kich nahi dogi aur jo suggestion dogi wo bhi filap suggestion hoga.. Fir bhi puchh leta hoon toh batao... Any suggestion u hab to make lounge and xf a bettrr place...??
IP: Jab mera direct contact hai admin se

to main via via kyo jaaungi men

and puch to aise rahe ho jaise tumhare suggestions se hi xf chalate hain admin logs

par ab jab tumane puch hi liya hai tab bata hi deti hu.....
XP jaisa live thread and more freedom of trolling/roasting/leg-pulling
jaao pahale ye 2 aarzooye puri karwaao, fir aur batati hu



agar ye 2 bhi na karwa paaye to self ban le lena tum

aaye bade interview lene

There are always some members who are cool, calm, charming, (just like me) but still they don't make it to the staff team. Do you have someone like that in mind who should be immediately included in staff?
IP: Scodash Psychopath and Ashish are the most deserving I think. They worked their asses off for Titans...LSB ke tharkiyon se saath din raat sex chat kar karke Titans ko jitaya aur leader
The_Punisher happily became a mod, aur is gfn
Yug Purush ko bhi mod bana diya aur in dono hard working CT members ko mila


Shame on Azriel.rage I think Azriel aur Yug Purush ko modship se

karke Scoda aur Ashish ko mod banana chahiye.


Next Q. Main kuch words bol rha hu.. Wo words sunte hee jis member ka naam aaye.. Turant fatak se bolna hai. Honestly...
1. Chutiya
2.Cool
3.Intelligent
4.Nerd
5.Nude
6. Mod
7. Best Writer
8. Fake Girl
9. Hottest Girl of XF
10. ASW
Aur sahi bolna... Warna moti hone ka shraap de dunga. Waise jab moti ho jaogi toh jyada maza aayega... Nahi...??? Aahhhhhhhh



IP: Chutiya---> Evilashish
Cool----> Rooted
Intelligent-----> Love 1994
Nerd------> Aakash
Nude-----> Yug Purush
Mod -------> Lucifer
Best Writer-----> La_Mujer
Fake Girl --------> highjeck69
Hottest Girl of XF -------> Indian Princess

((mere jaisa koyi hotich nahi hai ))
ASW ----------> Evilashish
"sabse aham sawal toh bhool hee gaya


"dhyaan karte hue main IP ke aur karib khiska
"Apni online journey ke baare me batao... Kiske recommend karne pe aayi. Xforum ke baare me kaise pata chala. Online forums me Ups and down.....Fights... (In xf n xp) Effects of xossip and xforum and their users on your mind & life..."
IP: A: Ek din aise hi browse karte hue meko ek BDSM site mili. Udhar ka BDSM dekh ke I was like

yeh to mast hai apun ko bhi karne ka hai

Maine turant uspe register kiya

Wahin pe maine hunter chalana seekha.

Aur torture ke aur bhi faadu tareeke seekhe. Uske baad mein alag alag forum pe register karke noob se leke pro, har tarah ke members ka BDSM karti rahi sunglasses Bahot saare chikne, kadak maal bhi mile tumhari tarah, unko hunter maar maar ke gulabi karna was my favorite hobby

XP ha naam us waqt exbii tha, and I was a member since 2011. Wahan 9 saalon mein maine har tarah ke kaand kiye hai jinki jhalak aapko archive pages mein dekhne ko milti hai

Baaki aap Rajesh Sarhadi

aur humtum

se pooch sakte ho, mujh se gaand marwane ka first-hand experience hai unhe. Details janne ne ke liye mera yeh thread check karein

Uske baad XP band ho gayi

and XF khul gayi

Yahan ke admin kisi bhi member ki maarne ko allow nahi karte

in fact yahan pe to woh

waali smiley bhi nahi hai jo XP pe hua karti hi
To yeh raha mera aaj tak ka safar
https://xforum.live/threads/election-nostalgia-d.58579/
Next question... Hows sex life?

IP: Sex is life

Btw is this part of the interview or are you obsessed with me?


"Both...

May i Proceed further

? So, Q. Hows the sex life..?? does having proper sex, affects our life..?? Whats ur opinion.. Mam.?"
IP: Sex is life!
Life mein sex nahi kiya to kya kiya men. Dharti par agar kahin swarg hai to woh bedroom me hai

I Love You, Do you love me, too..?
IP: Shadishuda hun main

Waise ju ne jo La_Mujer ko jo tumhara video bheja tha stripping waala, usme

mast hilayi thi ju ne

You are the kind of guy I’ve love to keep as my pet.

What i have to do in order to get your nudes.
IP: Aye gareeb tere sapne haseen
((Waise bhi, Sapne hee toh haseen hote hai

reality nahi

Lamua ko dekh ke aata hoon, kahi iske chakkar me wo naa nikal naa jaaye....... Usko bhi sahi se dhyan karna nahi aata, sikha ke aata hoon

.))

️
ध्यान विथ श्री ज्ञान -2 ft. @La_Mujer
"Ek kaam karta hoon... Jo kewstions IP se pucha hai, wahi
Sasha! se bhi puchh leta hoon.. Ab kaun new question banaye

waise bhi kisi ko kya hee pata chalega...

"
How is You.. Lamu

my love..

My first ever online crush. Mere bachpan ka pyaar.. Bhool nahi jaana re... Aahhhhhhhhh......

Why IP is not active....?? What do you think could be the reason behind it..??

Kahi tum dono

LM: I am well and good

how are you

As far as I know she is focusing on her real life, but I am poking her about writing a story on Arman soon

Apun Rapchik babes

Next Question....How is your relation with your party members after the election..?? ((Kya naam tha inke party ka.. Jisme join hone ke liye ag86

ne mujhe invite kiya tha, par main join nahi kiya tha

usne fir se msg kiya aur apun fir bhi join nahi hua

yaad aaya.. WWF... .. WWX)) do you still remember your Party leader??

Any special messege you want to give him..??
((Sala party ke sath sath party leader ka bhi naam bhool gaya.. Kuch devil Vevil krke tha shayad))
LM: We both (Me and Devil) know that we exist on this forum, that's all, that's the only "Relation" we have.
I met him in the sports cc thread a few days back, he asked me to not to hold any grudges due to elections, and I agreed.
No special message

Story se yaad aaya... I ve read your a contest story, jo xf pe dala tha.. Mast twist tha, maza aaya tha padh ke.

heart waise Ju ko first time kaise feel aaya ki story likhna chahiye..?? Inspiration kaha se mili.. Kis story se mili.. Fav. Writers...?? Sab kuch batane kaa... Aur favorite readers bhi...
LM: Kaise aese bina kisi flinch ke ekdum se jhut bol rahe ho? Scoop ka interview hai to like kuch bhi! Meri story ko interesting bola tha? Haan? Twist accha tha bola tha? Mooh pe boring bol diya tha is Karele ne

((thi bhi waese ultra boring

waise itne saal purani baat... Kaun yaad rakhta hai


pyar ke punchnama me sahi bataya hai ki, ladkiya baatein bacha ke rakhti hai ki.. Ye bada hathiyaar hai, ise badi ladayi me istemaal karenge


matlab yaha main kayi members tak ko bhool chuka hu aur ise reboos tak yaad hai


))
Maine ek kahani padhi, wahi jo sabne padhi

"Haweli" lekin wo poori nahi thi kisi site pe, maine search kiya to xp pe mili, mere ko to ye bhi yaad nahi ke maine kaise id bana li

Crazy college days.
Aur writer wali feeling! Nah aesa kuch nahi tha, us waqt teenage romance ka daur tha xp par jise log "Incest" prefix ke sath likhte the, lekin apne ko wo jama nahi to maine wahi "Romance" prefix ke sath likh dala

ab ise bewakoofi keh lo ya nibbiness, it is what it is.
Fav writers, sexpear, jatin, vampire,
romeo22, Trambak, nikks,
Namikaze Minato sir,
Indian Princess 
yes obviously! the gem writer, Karela

(
Yug Purush), PsychoKnight,
harshit1890
Aur bada likhun? Uksao mat Writer, warna 300 words ke answers likhungi

((Last wali line isliye kaha kyunki apun dhyaan karte waqt ekdum paas me jaakar...kaha tha ki jitna bada mera question hai kam se kam utna bada toh answer chhapo))
And about Readers..
Naina writes very elaborated and remarkable reviews
And I would like to mention
SANJU ( V. R. ) I personally love his reviews

Lemme tell you a secret...

ye ek top secret hai kisi ko batana mat.. Warna Naina fir meri story pe review nahi degi


Naina ke adhiktar review sabhi story me same hote hai. Bas wo characters ke naam badal deti hai......

ab batao, kanya humi se khelni lagi

.. Khair, Ab batao ab tumhara fav reader kaun hai..??
LM: Um is baare me mai jyada jankari nahi de paungi, kyunki XF par maine gini chuni kahaniya hi padhi hai, aur unme bhi mera dhyan jyada tar kahani par hi rehta hai

What is going on between you and Indian Princess?

You both individually can make a man's online life rock but you choose to openly propose each other and shatter everyone's dearms! ((lesbo.. Lesbo.. Lesbo..

)) Anyway, Tell us more about Indian Princess

. Her nudes are in process, she doesn't trust me like you do. (She asks for my nudes in exchange of her's) And this leads to another question! Are you interested in girls? Please clarify so we can focus on the right girl...

LM: IP is such a nice person, I always adored her as a writer ( after reading Dark Seduction on XP) and now that I had the chance to know her better, I could say she is one of her kind

Such fierce and strong personalities are hard to come by
But wo pata nahi kyun tumse bas nudes mang rahi hai, let me tell her to get one more stripping video of yours

please don't be shy like the one you sent me and shake that ass well
I am not sexually attracted to girls but I love IP truly in a pletonic way

she is a dear friend and her stories will always hold a special place in my life

((Special place bole toh...???


))
Q. As far as i can remember... Traffic of Forums like This One is based on purely and surely on incests.


Do you like incest..?? Ever read any incest story...?? Or visit lsb section...?? Aur jhooth mat bolna. Pura kaccha chittha hai mere paas ju ka. aur sath me purane posts bhi

do toh xossip ke jamane ke hai

angrejo ke jamane ke editor hai.. Hamare khabri har thread me hai.
LM: I have visited each and every section present on Xforum/Xossip

should I be shamed for that
Yes I have read stories, but never could process it or like it enough to take pleasure in them.

Now I will mention some members, you have to say something about them, but remember, you are only allowed to say something bad. And dont worry i will help you on this....



Ag86, evilashish, Priest, @Dhruv, Scodash Psychopath, Lucifer, Vampire Queen, Azriel
Bura kaise kahna hai uska ek example deta hu.. Bura kahna hai, par wo sach hona chahiye...Like.. Azriel... (Azriel toh free me election jeet gaya, uske me itna dum hee nahi tha. Infact usko toh koyi jaanta bhi nahi tha)
Is type........
1. Ag86 ke liye ispe based....
Sapne me maine Ashish ko choda hai
2. Evilashish ke liye ispe based....
Waise me gay nahi hu pr yaar tum sach me bade hot lagte ho

3. Highjeck69 ke liye ispe based
gand marao ab tum sab .. adult forum me active hone ka ye katai matalab nhi kyo bematal beduka or jungaliyon ki trah pesh aao
4. Scodash Psychopath: wo ashish aur ag ki tarah sachcha aashiq hai.
5. Vampire Queen: Election par based...
6. For Azriel and Priest: use your own experience
7. Lucifer: anything... Bas bura hona chahiye...
8.
Dhruv: bas aise hee gariya do... Fir wo bhi ju ko gali dega badle me. Fir maza aayega


9. Mahi Maurya.... ❤
LM:
Scoda: Thali ka baingan,

kisi baat pe nahi tikta ye, koi opinion koi commitment iska final nahi
Ag: Sapne me ashish ke sath

aur kya bura kahun
Ashish: Har jagah ladai karata hai

aur ab to
Yug Purush pe bhi line marta hai
Sachin: Surveillance Aunty
VQ: can't wrap my mind around the election thing

but whatever
Azriel: @AP 316
Yug Purush Love 1994 ne ise election jitaya, par ye koi kaam nahi kar raha

bohot bolta tha ki Memer of the month ka contest karwayunga, par ab dekho
HJ: I think it's fancy of her to assume that men on a adult forum will behave well and chat like normal friends, jab ki aesa to aj kal fb insta pe bhi nahi hota
Lucifer:
Addicted to patane me help nahi kar raha
Mahi Maurya: MM: mahodaya ki uljhi uljhi baatein mujhe kuch khas samajh nahi ati
((Yar, ye kitti awesome hai yaar... Sala fir se, 69th time pyar ho gaya ❤❤❤




))
Forums ko better banane ke liye koyi suggestion...?? Halanki mujhe pata hai, kich nahi dogi aur jo suggestion dogi wo bhi filap suggestion hoga.. Fir bhi puchh leta hoon toh batao... Any suggestion u hab to make lounge and xf a bettrr place...??
LM: Jab sab pata hai to kyun puch rahe ho?

and yes! No suggestions! This is already a better place.
"These nibbis...

Har jagah hint dena padta hai.. Any old or new contest idea..?? Or any new suggestion for existing contest rules.."
LM: No!
Elections have been done
Story contests are ought to be reduced, as VSC was hard to conduct
PnW has got good response
Xclusives contest are missing here but I think we do not have much participation here
And as per lounge I have already stated for Meme Contest.And if AMA is missing too then that is a necessity
Will you participqte in queen contest



?? If it happens in ur active days.

LM: No
"Do -teen line me jawab do

"
LM: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
There are always some members who are cool, calm, charming, (just like me) but still they don't make it to the staff team. Do you have someone like that in mind who should be immediately included in staff?
LM:
Elon Musk_
Reason: I have always believed people in staff team need good communication skills, and he got that
Next Q. Main kuch words bol rha hu.. Wo words sunte hee jis member ka naam aaye.. Turant fatak se bolna hai. Honestly...
1. Chutiya
2.Cool
3.Intelligent
4.Nerd
5.Nude
6. Mod
7. Best Writer
8. Fake Girl
9. Hottest Girl of XF
10. ASW
Aur sahi bolna... Warna moti hone ka shraap de dunga. Waise jab moti ho jaogi toh jyada maza aayega... Nahi...??? Aahhhhhhhh



LM:
Chutiya---> chutiyadr

(khel gayi baalika... )
Cool----> Sanju

Intelligent-----> Lucifer

Nerd------> Rooted

Nude-----> Addicted

Mod -------> Dungeon Master

Best Writer-----> Karela

Fake Girl --------> Divyanaka

Hottest Girl of XF -------> Indian Princess

ASW ----------> Scodash Psychopath
Mere pass shrap shield hai, mere ko sharp doge to ulta jake tumhi ko lagega

"sabse aham sawal toh bhool hee gaya


"dhyaan karte hue main Lamua ke aur karib khiska... Bhari hot ladki hai.. Yar


"Apni online journey ke baare me batao... Kiske recommend karne pe aayi. Xforum ke baare me kaise pata chala. Online forums me Ups and down.....Fights... (In xf n xp) Effects of xossip and xforum and their users on your mind & life..."
LM: My forum journey started in December 2015, I used to read stories and got intrigued so made an account. Never thought about using it but the same night I started writing a story



(Why I pull this random shits! Got no Idea!)
When I started I didn't knew what to expect but my readers were my besties

got loads of love and support, got some abuse but that's ok.
Never was really a NHB person, but helped Rajesh

in a election and he asked me to join the admin team after winning, I was like ok! Ye bhi karke dekhenge
And then I met some amaizing people like Booby sir Minato sir,
Mak Rooted,
Ag Mahan ishikaaa,
Chanakya20 and had the best time with them
I fought with Royal Rishi, but ended up being friends later,
Mak used to troll me on my writing but I made peace with him too.
Had some bad fights in UG but really not interested in talking about that. And then Xossip went offline
I came to knew about Xforum in 2018 through a fb friend ( from xp)
But couldn't stay cos had a lot going on in my life. Then a few months back I thought about checking up on
Mak and joined, and again started a story

So far it's been a good journey, got to know You and IP and became good friends. Reunited with
Rooted 
and got to meet
Naina.
Had some great laughs with
Mr. BERLIN @@sachin
Ashish Ristrcted and found a friend as
Dungeon Master
Q. Hows the sex life..??

does having proper sex, affects our life..?? Whats ur opinion.. Mam.?
LM: Yes sex in every manner affects over lives. And my sex life is my personal business and I don't wanna discuss it

"One more... Size or Stamina?

"
LM: Depends on personal preferences

Next Q: I Love You, do you love me too??

LM: Yes I love you too
((Jal be pakiya.. Jal
Mr. BERLIN))
What i have to do in order to get your nudes.

LM: pahle tum apna nude do

"Main de dunga toh de dogi??

soch lo.. Daruha aadmi hu.. Ekat din daru pee ke de bhi sakta hai.. Noodes"
LM: sssshhhhh
Indian Princess: tu yaha mere true lobh ke sath laga hua hai aur udhar main tera intejaar kr rhi hoon ki agla aasan kaun sa hai...
"Agla aasan... Sex-aasan... La Mujer ju bhi join karogi...?"
LM: why not.... IP mera wala hunter nikal toh...
"Abhi jaan nahi rahi.. Ye dono apun ko. Aao kopche me toh dikhau... I mean.. Batau... "

Twist

Ab aap toh mera nature jaante ho ki main bhed bhav nahi karta... Isliye IP ne jin jin logo ko pela hai.. Maine un sabko contact kiya aur unko IP ka reply dikhaya ki IP ne kya kaha hai

fir unse unka reply maanga... Ab wahi reply neeche post kar raha hoon... Bikkat Ishmart hoon, ye toh manna padega...

चोदते हैं...
EvilAshish to Indian Princess:
"Yeh jo La_Mujer ko sister kehne wali baat ko leta hu haa maine usko sister kaha par maine pehle sister nahi kaha tha usne pehle mujhe bhai kaha tha isliye uske badle me maine Sister kaha tha or mera koi galat intention nahi tha iske piche or incest ki baat to fir incest kon nahi padhta sab yeh adult forum par incest padhne hi aate hai sabse pehle haa mana galti hogayi ki La_Mujer kaa maine ek adult forum par sister bol diya par agar maine usko sister bol bhi diya to tujhe kiyu itni chull horahi hai tu jaa apne Aashiq Chanakya ke pass

"
Highjeck69's Reply to Indian Princess:
"Ab me eska kya javab du ... Me kuch bolungi to baat or jyada bigadegi jo me bilkul nhi chahiye because pehle hi pure dil duty time mera dimag fry hi jata hai ... Me bs yha Mann halka karne ke liye ati hi ... Vo kya hai na yha belagam hokar baat kar sku
Or pta nhi yha xf ke members ke dimag ko kya ho gya ki befaltu kayas lagate rehte hai ... Ju batao kya yha ladkiyo ko award diya jata hai ya uske account me paise dalvaye jate hai ... Vo bhi cc karti hai or ladke bhi to Esme Etna react karne ki jarurat or vaise bhi koi keval CC karne ke liye apne aap ko ladki se ladka or ladke se ladki kyo kehega ? ... Agar mujhe pta hota ki yha new members ke sath khaskar ladki se aise pesh ate hai to me ladki ki I'd se apne aap ko introduce karvati
Vaise bhi mujhe na to first time fark pda tha or na ab or agge bhi padne vala hai ... Jo baat IP ne kahi vo almost sabhi mujhe pehle hi kehh chuke hai .. agar me sabka Javad du to mujhse bdi bevkuf koun ho sakta hai.Mene ju se kaha na ki me bhi PoOp banane vali hu vo sab befijul ki baatein thi .. even mene to kabhi nhi socha ki me aisa kuch kru vo bs majak majak me bol diya or vaise bhi PoOp banana mere bs ka nhi hai
Mene pehle bhi kaha tha or ab bhi keh rhi hu ki me bs bakiyon ko trah mindfresh karne ke liye ati hu jo ho bhi rha hai ... Baki koun mere bare me kya bol rha me parvahh nhi karti or jo pehle scodash Ashish azriel or love1994 me sath ke sath ana kani hui usko bhi mene us time bhi dil pe nhi liya or na kabhi lungi
Real life me dimag me bojh kamm hai jo me yha ki faltu bato ko dimag me ghusaungi ? Never


Gand maraye sab mujhe kya ... Jitna time milta hai usme cc karke cut leti hu
Mahi Maurya's Reply to Indian Princess:
"हमारा जवाब।
अब क्या ही कहें इसके बारे में।।
जब से फोरम के चुनाव हुए है तब से हम देख रहे हैं कि फोरम के कुछ महानुभाव और पुराने सदस्य ऐसे हैं जिन्हें फोरम के नए सदस्यों से चिढ़ है। अब वो किसलिए है ये तो वही जानें। इन्हीं नए सदस्यों में से एक सदस्य हैं जिन्हें कुछ कम अक्ल सदस्य महोदया कहकर संबोधित करते हैं।।
जिन्होंने महोदया के लिए पूछे गए प्रश्न पर अपना जवाब दिया है वो बहुत ही अनुभवी हैं।
हमारे गांव में एक कहावत है कि अगर किसी व्यक्ति को तुम कुछ बोल रहे तो उसका तुम्हें अनुभव होना चाहिए।
इंसान आग से जलता है तभी उसको पता चलता है कि आग में कितनी तपिश होती है।।
महोदया के बारे में स्कूप साक्षात्कार में ये कहा गया है कि महोदया को कोई काम आता हो या ना आता हो लेकिन उड़ता तीर उसे पिछवाड़े में लेना आता है।
उसके लिए मेरा जवाब ये है कि उसे ये गलतफहमी हुई है जो उसे ये लगता है। लेकिन एक बात गौर करने वाली ये है कि बिना अनुभव कोई भी ये बात नहीं कह सकता। इसका मतलब ये है कि जिसने भी महोदया के बारे में ये बात कही है उसे उड़ता हुआ तीर अपने पिछवाड़े में लेने का खूब अनुभव है। उसे मालूम है कि उड़ता तीर अपने पिछवाड़े में कैसे लिया जाता है, क्योंकि अब तक की ज़िंदगी मे वो सख्स उड़ता तीर अपने पिछवाड़े में लेता आ रहा है और आगे भी लेता रहेगा।।

हम ऊपर वाले से यही प्रार्थना करते हैं कि उस सख्स का पिछवाड़ा और ज्यादा मजबूत कर दे ताकि वो आने वाले तीर को आसानी से अपने पिछवाड़े में ले सके।।



"
Scodash Psychopath's Reply to IP:
"
IP :- Jitna cool khudko samajhta hai utna hai na
Scoda :- Ab apne muhh see apni tarif karne ki aadat naa h aunty..

uske liye logg rakhe hue h..
Mera certificate mangnee see pahale apna Adhaar card dikhao..

Filter lagaane wali
princess..
Princess naam rakhne see koi princess naa hoo jaata 44 saal ki *edited by me

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Ab IP ke baare me kya hi bolu jab dekho masoom Yug Purush ke pichhe haath aur
pata nahi kya-2 *edited by me, again

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IP mee pata nahi kahe kaa attitude h Joo bematlab dikhaati rehti h..

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Azriel's Reply to Indian Princess:
"Had hai bc ye to aise hua ki Gaon basa nahi ki...lootere aagaye

Titans ke jeet ka credit siway Titans ke ct members ke aur kisko nahi jata
Aur rahi baat team ke koi female na hone ki to Divyanaka ke hote huye Titans ko kisi aur female ki jaroorat nahi thi

Maine sirf IP ko as a friend ct join karne ke liye puch tha aur wo bhi tab jab Titans bani hi nahi thi lekin tab IP ne devil ne kiye gaye support ehsaan kasme wade falana dhimkana aise hi kuch word use karke mujhe mana kar diya aur devil ki party join kar di lekin uske baad kya hua mujhe alag se batane ki jaroorat nahi ki kaise devil ne sare aam IP ki insult ki bas issi wajah se ip ne apni bachi kuchi ijaat bachane ke liye titans ko support kiya

kyunki usko pata tha ki titans hi ye election jeetne wali hai

baki as i said earlier titans ke jeet me siway ct me members ke effort ke kisi aur ka koi hath kya nakhun bhi nahi

"
Elon Musk_ Reply to Indian Princess:
""That's all for this edition gays... Jara socho jab main interview me itna bawal karwa deta hounga toh story me kitna bawal karta hounga...
jinhone nahi padhi, padh ke aao...
ab khud ki thodi tareef aur advertisement toh banta hee hai....""