Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Rajesh]

Awesome update bhai mla ki to lag gai sabke samne

 

[balli01]

BC.kya dose diya hai Baljeet Ko...sala ab to Kavi sochega v nhi Deva vai ke khilaf......so good bro dhamakedar speech Deva vaii

 

[RAAZ]

Update-44(Bhai's Way)

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Baljeet-ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...


Babhi-sabko pata hai aaplog ne kya kiya kya nahi kiya woh decide karna yaa uspar baat karna mera kaam nahi hai woh Mere husband sambhaalenge thodi derr mein aake woh unka kaam Hai... Mera kaam Hai yahaan jo humari misunderstandings thi unko clear karna...Ladke k Mom-dad kon hain...

Ispar ek aadmi saamne aake bola 45-46 ki age kaa hoga...

Aadmi-Ji main ladke kaa Pita hun Krishan Chaudhary... Or ye meri dharam patni Sujaata devi...

Babhi-toh meri baat aapse hai or ladki k maata pita se jo aap hain...

Arjun and Archana-ji...

Babhi-dekhiye first of all main clear kardun aapki beti k sath inmein se kissi kaa koi bhi relation naa toh hai naa he Tha or naa he hoga... Secondly humein iss Shaadi se koi bhi problem nahi hai or naa he hogi humaara kuch bhi nahi jaata isme balki bahot achi baat hai kissi beti ki Shaadi dhum dhaam se ho.. Isliye humari taraf se iss Shaadi ko Haan hai khussi khussi...

Krishan-ji bus yahi sunana tha humein hum chotey log befaltu mein nahi caahtey they ki humaara koi kaam aaplogon ko dikkat de... Isliye bus confirmation k liye aapko aana padda...

Babhi-ab koi maafi wagairaah bhi caahiye...

Krishan-kyun chotey loggon se majaak kartey ho madam ji... Aap se maafi mangwaake uppar waale ko kya munh dikhaaenge....

Babhi-Archana aapko kuch or sunana hai...? Koi sawaal...

Arjun-are nahi nahi nahi madam ji.. Humein toh koi pareshaani hai he nahi aap humaare yahaan aae bus Bhaag khulla gaye humaare...

Babhi- toh Shaadi pakki...??

Krishan-ji ji humari taraf se bilkul...

Archana - bus aap agar ladke or ladki ko ashirwaad dene takk rukkjaaein toh bahot aabhaari rahenge aapke...

Krishan - ji bahot sahi baat kahi...

Babhi-sure... Bus thoda jaldi karwaai ye....

Hum sablog bahaar aagaye dulhe ki car aagayi thi thakur and family sablog khuss hogaye they thakur awkward saa bana ghumraha tha or bhai ki entry baaki thi... Suna entry abhi baaki thi... Dulha mandap mein aaya pandit baitha hum sablog thoda piche khadey hogaye...

Ravi-babhi that was so cool...

Sam-seriously sabki fatt gayi thi...

Main-aakhir plan kiska tha...

Babhi-I hate show off but manana padega that shit was dope...

Abeer-lol...


Rasham wagairaah suru hogayi thi...

Bhabhi-Khaana kab khilaaenge yaar i am hungry AF...

Abeer-same...

Main-Inko bol naa re jaanwar ki ferrey baad mein karwaana pehle Khaana he lagwaado...


Babhi-lol..nahi re... Sharam karo...

Main-lambi chalegi ye Rasham toh...

Archana - ji aaiye aage aaiye aap he kaa ghar hai...

Babhi(aaram se) -humaare ghar mein jab caahe tab Khaana Khaaletey humlog...


Main-ahaha...

Sam-lol... Nice...

Humlog mandap k bilkul pass mein aagaye bc aage piche mehmaan log khadey they isliye hum dusari side jaake khadey hogaye jahaan log naa they...

Ladki ko bula liya gaya kritika jaake leke aai usko.. Bc kya mast lagreli thi woh... Kritika nahi be jyoti... Kritika toh Bola naa apne type ki hai he nahi...

Usko ladke k bagal mein baithayaa gaya.. Tabhi main gate se 3 gaadiyaan aai or gaadiyaan dekhtey he humlog lage chuppne...

Main-ye aaye bade bhaisahaab...

Babhi-sambhaal liyo bus tu...

Ab bheed fir lagi udhar dekhne even pandit bhi rukk gaya bhosdk ferre karwaa jaldi se...

Sabse pehle deva bhai uttare ab mehmaan log jo humein nahi jaantey they woh deva bhai ko toh jaantey he they isliye unke munh khulle k khulle rehgaye ki bc kya vip Shaadi Hai.. Bhai k alaawa Mangal, Rishi, Anjali, Rajat, Gupta ji, Jiya, Pooja, Deepak and Ajay uttare... Mandap waale log uthey ab thakur or uss mla ki gand fatti ki bhenchod ye kya hua...

Tabtak wohlog mandap ki taraf badhe... Or bilkul humaare bagal mein aake rukke...

Deva-are baitho baitho sab pehle Shaadi niptaao baaki main baad mein niptaata hun... Pandit ji suru kijiye...

Mla-bhai..

Deva-chup chaap baith be bola naa Shaadi hone de fir baat karenge...

Main-chalo chalo continue continue...

Sablog ko nervousness ne Gherra but pandit ne chaalu kiye mantar...

Piche se anjali ne mereko punch diya...

Main-offff. ... Ahem ahem... Wassup darling...

Anjali--AP the great kidnapped... Gajab...

Main - AP the great Escaped... Orr bhi gajab...

Anjali-AP the great helping his kidnappers... Orr bhi gajab...

Main-AP the great helping some good peoples... This one is the best... Waise you guyss failed... Mujhe dhund naa shake...

Anjali - dude you don't have any idea humlog ne kya kya kiya hai kahaan kahaan gaye hain kiss kiss ko uthaaya Hai...

Main-I know I know I can understand...

Anjali-Thakkk gayi yaar...

Main-chall kopche mein teri thakan dur karta hun...

Anjali-shut up... Sapne naa le din mein...

Main-as you wish...

Anjali-my wish is my wish none of your wish... Lol..

Main-lol...

Anjali-waise sab theek toh hona...

Main-Haan bus kal bhaagte time junk food khaaya kabhi bhi ulti aa shakti aisa lagraha hai...

Mangal-ek punch mein breakfast lunch dinner sab nikaal dun...

Main-Wassup chutiye...

Mangal-lawde.. Teri gand fodd dunga...

Anjali-language Mangal...

Mangal-sorry... Sun L...de.. Teri G fodd dunga...

Main-lol...

Anjali-lul..

Deva-ssshhh... Saamne Shaadi horahi hai re chup karo...

Main-Wassup bro...

Deva-all good all good...

Main-see media shouldn't know this story...

Deva-ok OK...

Main-thakur family media ko bataaegi nahi naa he ladke waale bataaenge bacha ye mla...

Deva-dekhlenge isko bhi...

Ferrey suru hue humein fool diye gaye unke uppar fainkne k liye... Maine mere waale Pooja OR jyoti par faink k maare jo bilkul he khogayi thi Shaadi mein... Jaise meri he Shaadi Hai.

Pooja-what the fuck...

Jyoti-you just scared the shit out of us...

Main-Wassup..

Jyoti - matt puch yaar darra diya tha tumlog ne...

Main-I know I know sorry yaar...

Jyoti-Jaan bujh m kidnap hua tha kya...?

Main-Lol nahi...

Jyoti-toh sorry kyun bol raha hai...

Ferrey khatam hue or Shaadi sammpann hui unlog ne Maa Baap and then bhai babhi se ashirwaad liye and then photos wagairaah or khaane kaa time hua...

Deva-hogayi Shaadi samppann...?

Main-yep... Have your fun now... Lekin in a gentle way..

Deva-ok let's do it...

Ab wahaan keval thakur and family or ladke waale he they dulha and dulhan thoda side mein apne stage par baithey they photo session jaari tha... Mehmaan log photos khinchwaarahe they...

Deva-Haan ji toh kahaan se suru karwaana passand karoge tumlog... Main toh keh...

Thakur-Deva Ji dekhiye...

Deva-dekhna dikhaana baad mein doobara meri baat bichmein kaati toh ye thakur giri yahin nikaal dunga meri baat suno.. Mujhe maalum Hai kya hua tha kyun hua tha kab hua tha kaise hua tha wagairaah wagairaah isliye tum mein se kissi ko safaai dene ki jarurat hai nahi mera mood abhi theek hai isliye bichmein bolke usse kharaab karna nahi.. Sunlo bus chup chaap itana kaafi hai jo puchun uska jawaab do.. First of all iss baat ki main jadd hai ye MLA baljeet Singh iska ilaaj hogaya hai lagaalo bus thode din mein iski aukaat k anusaar isko fall mill jaega..

Baljeet-b. B. B. Hai...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mangal ne uske munh mein gun thusss di... Ye dekh un sabki gand fatt ke hath mein aagayi... Wohlog ek ek kadam piche ko hattey..

Deva-are bhai ek baar Bola naa chup raho kyun befaltu dimag ki dahi kar rahe ho ache khasse chupchaap samjhaa raha hun tum samjh naa bhai... Ab jabardasti karta acha lagunga kya pure pareewar k saamne... Hata re mangal... Tu nikal le side mein Tera hogaya tere sath baat karke main khudki beijjati naa karwaana caahta Abe Tumhaari party kaa leader haina jo tera maalik woh daily mere manager k pass 25 phone karta hai uske saamne hath jodta hai ki ek baar deva bhai se baat karwaa do toh teri kya aukaat hai mere saamne soch tu mere khilaaf planning Karega jaanta haina mujhe tu.... maine elections Jeettey he Speech mein loud and clear kahaa tha ki opposition ko kuch karna hai toh mereko karo meri family ki taraf dekha toh politics he nahi ye desh bhi chhudwaa dunga uska.. Tere jaise 800 mlas sunraha hai 800 mlas jinmein se 90% kaa rootbaa terese 50 gunna jyaada uncha hai woh sab k sab mere liye kaam kartey hain samjha... Teri aukaat kya hai be jo tu Teri baat mere saamne rakhega... Side nikal jaa warna yahin thokdunga...

Mla k maathe par paseena aagaya tha munh lawde jaise khulla rehgaya bechaare kaa plan kya tha or kya hogaya woh ek taraf ko hatt gaya... Thakur kaa scene bhi khatam tha uski thakur giri bahot niche thi deva bhai k saamne.. Thakur bahot saare hain duniya mein bahot saare but Deva bhai ek he hain or ek he rahenge...

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Wow solid entry hain Deva bhai ki bhayankar. Pehlay hi in logo ki bhabhi ne watt laga rakhi thee aur ab Deva bhai.ne bilkul hi khatam kar dala solid dhoya hai bina sabun ke

 

[AP 316]

Thank you very much bhailog... sorry exams k kaaran cmnts ka alag se reply nahi kar shakta but still i thank each and every one of you for your support...

Keep supporting

 

[AP 316]

Update-45(Done)



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Deva-Ab baat kartey hain tumlog ki tum jaantey ho main kon hun..?

Ispar sab chup rahe...

Deva-are bolo..

Unlog ne mundi Haan mein hilaai..

Deva-toh fir kya sochke inlog ko hath lagaaya kya socha tha Deva toh sareef aadmi hai politics mein Hai samjhaaenge toh samjhjaaega...yaad rakhna "" "Meri Adaalat mein Vakaalat nahi hoti or Saja hojaae toh jamaanat nahi hoti.. ""

Main-oh my goodness that dialogue was fire.... Holy hell...


Deva- aise nahi chalta Thakur Sahaab bilkul bhi nahi Saare duniya k kand karke yahaan aaya hun main.. India ko sudhaarne k liye main khud badla hun loggon ki madad karne k liye yahaan aaya hun agar tum mere pass aatey ye baat leke toh main wahin k wahin matter suljhaadeta mere bhai hain toh kya hua galati karne par maar inhe bhi padti hai... Par tumlog seedha action le liye main caahta toh Abtak toh khel khatam tha tumlog kaa lekin ye Sanki ne mana kiya mujhe ki ache log hain or belive me ye bahot he kam loggon ko bachaata hai because he is more good then he is bad...

Main-time please... Baat bich mein nahi kaati OK puri hogayi thi... Ab suno hogaya ye log ko galati kaa ehsash hogaya doobara nahi karenge... Chalo jaldi nikaltey hain fir...

Deva-shutup... So that being said ek chance deta hun tumlog ko warna "No one hurts my family and lives".. Lekin ab galati kari hai toh bhugtaan toh karna padega... Haina...?

Thakur-j. Ji... Ji...

Krishan-aap jo kahoge wahi hoga Bhai...

Deva-Dahej mein kitani jameen di hai thakur sahaab...

Thakur-W. W. W.. Wo. Oh...wajir ko pata hai..

Deva-juth Matt bolna mujhe pata chal he Jaana Hai...

Wajir-Ji 250 Acre.... Aap sab rakhlo...

Abeer-oye thappad maarunga toh yahin hugg dega tumhaari saari jitani jameen haina utani bhai daan dechuke hain tum humein jameen doge...

Deva-chupre... Suno 250 k 250 acre dono gaon k gareeb pareewaron mein baraabar baantdo...125 iss gaon mein or 125 Dulhe waale gaon mein..


Krishan - ji ji humein nahi caahiye kuch sab dedenge aap maafi dedijiye bus...

Deva-ye karo maafi miljaaegi...humlog chaltey hain... Or dhyaan rahe ek he galati maaf karta hun main... Goodbye Sorry for the inconvenience... Let's go...

Arjun-deva ji sabse pehle bahot - 2 dhanywaad hum ye ehsaan kabhi nahi bhullenge aapka aapki wajah se meri beti kaa gharr bass jaaega....


Deva-dhanywaad uske liye Matt karo meri wajah se agar kissi beti kaa gharr basse woh mere liye garv ki baat hai...

Main-(aaram se) aaya politician aaya...

Deva-agar dhanywaad Dena he hai toh iske liye do ki tum sabko chhod diya... Warna koi bachtaa hai nahi aise...

Main-(Aaram se) aaya aaya bhai aaya..


Arjun-Ji uske liye hum jitana dhanywaad dein utana kam hai bahot suna tha aapke baare mein aaj sab clear hogaya... Hum khuss naseeb hain jo aap yahaan aaye lekin agar yun bina Khaana khaae chale jaayenge toh humaare liye Sharam ki baat hogi...

Deva-dekhiye main parties wagairaah kaa Khaana khaata hun nahi but Haan ye log Khaalenge...

Main-bilkul bilkul...

Arjun-vinay bahaar Khaana lagwaado jaldi sabka...

Vinay - Ji...

Ye bolke woh bahaar chala gaya...

Arjun-Ji aaiye Khaana lagwaadiya hai...

Ye sun hum log uske piche piche chal paddey...

Archana-AP please aap 2 minute rukiye...

Main-bookh lagi hai aunty...

Babhi-2 minute rukkjaa Marr nahi jaaega...

Main-ok.. Aaplog chalo...

Woh sablog nikal gaye ab wahaan keval main thakur archana kritika thakur k dusre betey and unki family bachi thi...

Archana-Bahot bahot dhanywaad...

Main-isiliye main nahi rukk raha tha i hate this emotional shit... Ek baar thanks bola woh kaafi hai...

Ye sunn thakur ne mere kandhe par hath rakha uski aankhein namm thi...

Main-kyun chicha pata chal gaya kon hun main..

Ispar woh Hans diya...

Main-Jokes apart sorry maine aaplog se rudely baat ki...

Thakur-sorry toh mujhe kehna caahiye tumhe...

Main-tumhaare sorry k liye he rukka tha chicha...

Thakur-ek baat loud and clear boldun main jo aaj tumne humaare liye kiya hai woh koi Anjaan Aadmi kissi k liye nahi kar shakta...

Main-I am great... Am I?


Thakur-Indeed you are... waise tumhe humari jarurat padegi nahi lekin fir bhi humaare laayak koi bhi kaam chhota yaa bada ho toh beshak bata dena...

Main-uski jarurat nahi padegi fir bhi thanks... It was nice staying here... Loved this place loved you guyss... Or Haan chicha aage se sab kaam soch samjh k karna thakur giri se uppar parivaar hota hai...


Thakur-ye lesson sikha chuke tum mujhe already...

Main-ab aaiye sab Khaana khilwaatey aapko bhi...

Ye bol main un sabko sath leke bahaar ko aagaya bahaar ek side ko tent mein 3-4 tables ko join karke ek bada saa dining table banaaya tha or uske agal bagal kaafi kursiyaan lagi thi jinpar deva bhai and all baithey they... Main sam or Ravi bhai or babhi k bichmein chairs par baithey...

Main-baithiye baithiye thakur family baitho.. Akele thodi Khaaenge humlog...


Woh sablog bhi humaare sath baith gaye...

Main-I am hungry Af.. Waiter bhai jaldi lagwaa do..


Deva-media kaa kya karna hai....

Thakur-Ji idhar se humaare alaawa baaki kissi ko nahi pata kuch or humlog kissi ko bataaeNge nahi...

Main-Abhi kaa kya scene tha koi FIR wagairaah karwaai thi tumlog ne yaa koi statement diya tha ki humlog gayab hain...

Anjali-nahi but media waalon k sources tagdey hain Unlog ne guesses karna suru kardiya tha ki tum ho kahaan kya kidnap hogaye wagairaah wagairaah...

Main-toh kartey ye hain ki boldetey hain humlog yahaan aae they thakur chicha k invitation par Shaadi attend karne or attend karke nikal liye..

Deva-Ashish or Ajit k papa ko kya kahega... Wohlog bhi pareshaan hain bechaare...

Main-aap boldena koi personal matter tha misunderstandings hui or galati se ye sab hogaya baat bataane ki jarurat he nahi hain.... Aap bologe toh jyaada details naa puchenge...

Deva-ok... Jaldi khaao Khaana fir nikalana bhi hai.. Waise Idhar kaam wagairaah theek hua haina...

Krishan-Ji bilkul kaam jorron par hai saari galliyaan pakki hain government school and hospital kaa renovation hogaya animal hospital bhi khulgaya kull millake ekdum tejji se vikash horaha hai...

Deva-or fir bhi harwaadiye tumlog idhar se humein..socho humaara mla hota toh kitana kaam hota... Agli baar jitwaana...

Krishan-agli baar takk toh aap pm k liye nikal jaaoge..

Deva-are nahi nahi usme time hai abhi woh chalane do abhi dusron ko pehle North India sudhaartey fir whole India... Sabse jyaada kachara idhar he hai...

Aise he bakchodi mein Khaana hogaya humlog ne unse vidaa li or nikal gaye wahaan se... Or nikaltey he mujhe uss tau ki yaad aai jisne mujhe invitation diya tha bus mein jo Milla tha Mahesh naam tha uska yep uske yahaan bhi jaake aatey hain... Teesra gaon hai uska... Rr mein ab main bhai abeer Sam or Babhi they... Baaki alag alag cars mein...

Main-Abe jaanwar woh jo third gaon haina ussme rukkna hai...

Deva-udhar kya karega ab...

Main-aapko apne party k ek kattar supporter se milwaana hai uski beti ki Shaadi bhi hai aaj or mujhe invitation diya hai...

Maine unko bataaya fir ki kya scene tha...

Deva-It always feel nice to meet a genuine supporter lets go...

Humlog uske gaon mein pohanchey uska address pucha log baag chownk gaye itani gaadiya dekh kar... Uske baapu kaa naam mereko maalum tha nahi lekin fir bhi unke ghar Shaadi Hai aaj bolne par woh samjh gaye kiss Mahesh ki baat Kar rahe hain unhone humein uska address diya... Jo pass mein he Tha wahaan pohanche toh aage galli thodi patli thi toh cars humne piche he rokk di uske alaawa wahaan 4-5 normal cars bhi khaddi thi Maruti 800 alto type.. Uss galli mein 3rd makaan Mahesh kaa tha jo chota saa tha pakka... lower class se belong karta tha Mahesh thodi si jameen thi ussi se gujaara hota tha... Uss ghar k just side mein ek khaali plot tha jisme tent laga tha Khaana wagairaah chal raha tha... Humlog ko kuch gaon waalon ne humlog ko kya bhai ko kuch gaon waalon ne pehchaan liya or woh namaste namaste kartey hue sath holiye wohlog shock mein they ki jiss gaon mein aajtak mla naa aaya usme khud Deva bhai aae hain... uss plot k main gate par Mahesh khadda tha mehmaano k sawaagat k liye uske side mein uska bete they shayad ek 23-24 age kaa dusra 20-21 kaa jaisa Mahesh ne bataaya Tha....

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[aka3829]

Gajab update bhai. Conversation between bhabhi and thakur was mast. Deva bhai ki speech bhi jabardat thi. AP aur anjali ke beech ki tutu meme majedar rahi.

 

[aka3829]

Aur deva bhai ka dialog to zaher tha zaher

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Boht Zabardast update

 

[DEVILWANTED]

Gjb yr.....
AP tune to story ko first level par khada kar diya....

Awesome....

Ab us seriall killer ki bari hai but college me bhi to dhamaka hona chahiye AP name ka....

Keep update..

 

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