Update-46(Shit Just Got Real)
Main-NAMASTE MAHESH ji...
Mahesh-Namaste - 2 aagaye aap main s.......
Woh bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki uski najar bhai par paddi same haalat uske beton ki hui... Mahesh bhaagke bhai ki taraf gaya or unke pairon ki taraf badha...
Deva-are kya kar rahe ho Galle milliye aapki beti ki Shaadi Hai bhai aakhir...
Deva bhai ne usko Galle lagaaliya uske beton ne bhai k pair chue...
Mahesh-Neta ji aap iss gareeb k ghar main toh dhanya hogaya bus jivan sammpan hogaya...
Deva-Aisi koi baat nahi hai aap jaison ki wajah se he toh party khaddi hai... Jaise he mere bhai ne aapke baare mein bataaya main apne aapko rouk nahi paaya or aapse millne chala aaya...
Ye sun Mahesh solid chownka...
Deva-Ji sahi suna... Ye mera bhai hai chota...
Main-Wassup...
Woh mere Galle Milla...
Mahesh-Aaiye bhai aaiye Khaana khaaiye...
Deva-Bus Mahesh ji Khaana abhi piche khaake he yahaan aae hain fir bhi aapka Maan rakhne k liye ye ek laddu khaalunga...
Bhai ne ek laddu uthaaya or khaaliya...
Usne humein ladke waalon se milwaaya unki aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi... Bhai ne rishi ko kuch kahaa woh bhaagke car se check book le aaya... Or 2 check banaaye... 15-15laakh k... EK Ladke waalon ko diya
Deva-Ye meri taraf se meri behen jaisi hai ye meri taraf se kanyaadaan rakhiye.... Ache se rakhna koi kami naa aane paaye...
Wahaan mojuud logon ko kaato toh khoon nahi... Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...
Naa nukur k baad ladki waalon ne check liya... Or dusara check unhone Mahesh ko diya...
Deva-Ye aapke liye...
Mahesh-maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaunga... Meri beti ko dediye wahi kaafi hai...
Deva-Tumhaare liye nahi hai ye tumhaare pareewar k liye hai betey ki padhai k liye or jo baarish mein fasal kharaab hui uske liye.. Rakho...
Mahesh ne woh rakha...
Deva-baaki sab gaon waalon k liye bhi main ghossna karta hun kal he patwari yahaan aake aapki fasal k nuksaan kaa jaayjaa leke jaaega or uska 100% bhugtaan issi maheene humari sarkar karegi... Jai Bharat jai haryana....
Ye boltey he loggon mein khussi ki Leher doud gayi "Deva Bhai ki Jai" k baare gunjane lage Mahesh k liye toh ye maano ek sapna tha...bc aaj aaj mein kitane ache kaam kardiye maine I am great... Aaj kaafi aashirwad mille mereko baad mein kaam aaenge ye bhi wahaan se humlog raat takk ghar pohanche bc sareer tutt gayaa travelling se... Aake sabne wahin Khaana khaaya halka foolka or fir apne apne ghar ko nikal gaye bhai or Rishi Ashish and ajit ko chodne gaye unke ghar.. thodi chit chat hui sabki maine archana ji ko phone karke kahaa ki kripya kar humaare mobile pohanchwaadein or fir aaj main net 9:00 pm par so gaya thakan itani thi ki nind mein bhi haddiyaan Dard kar rahi thi bc... Lekin subah takk scene ekdum fit tha subah 7 baje utha main aaj college Jaana tha or aisa behave karna tha ki kuch hua he nahi... Subah fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua and niche aaya babhi abhi tak so rahi thi shayad thakk gayi thi bhai nikal chuke they apne kaam par... Bc ye aadmi jinda kaise hai kitana kaam kartey hain bhai yaar bc 3 ghante se jyaada nind toh kabhi kabhaar he letey hain... Gajab he hain bhai bhi...
Meenu bhi nahi uthi thi toh kaka ko bol ke coffee and nasta ready karwaya tabtak Sam and Ravi ready hoke aagaye... Naasta finish kiya tab babhi aagayi...
Babhi-Morning...
Sam, Main and Ravi - Morning babhi...
Babhi-ab Haan bahot hua majaak already kitane din waste hogaye college restart kardo dhangse...
Main-sure..
Babhi-Nicki se mill Lena dimag khaa gayi hai mera call kar karke woh...
Main-ok...
Humlog ne naasta finish kiya he Tha ki Shyaam Kaka andar aaye ek polythene leke...
Main-kya le aaye kaka...?
Shyaam-tumhaare phone deke gaya hai koi beta... Thakur ji k yahaan se tha..
Main-itani subah subah Noice...
Usme hum sabke phones they bc Sims dhundi apni pehle toh then humne sabke phones liye Ami kaa wahin chhoda... Bikes already police recover kar chuki thi humari toh humlog ne bikes uthaai or chal diye college ki taraf..
ROHIT k ghar call kiya toh Aunty boli woh nikal gaya Tha college k liye.. Humlog college pohanchey toh log humein ajeeb si najaron se dekhrahe they bc media waalon ki wajah se yelog bhi ab bakchodi karenge... Hum bike park karke Canteen mein aaye Rohit Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Or Arushi wahin they... Rohit ashish or Ajit ko dekhtey he humein hansi aagayi ki bc kaise baithey hain jaise kuch hua he nahi wahi haal unka tha wohlog bhi hansdiye...
Main-Wassup...
Rohit-all good...
Ashish-Fit and fine...
Main-ye lo be pehle toh tumhaare mobiles...
Ashish - thanks bc mujhe laga Sachmein gaye..
Main-daru kam peeya kar Shaadi thi toh kya hua bc dhyaan rakha Kar...
Rohit-hansa matt bc ab samjh gaya woh...
Ravi-lol..
Laxman humein dekh kaafi khuss hua... Seedha wahaan aaya woh...
Laxm-Kaise bhailog....
Main-mast lawde tu kaisa hai...
Lax-jhakkas... Kahaan they aaplog...
Main-are ek Shaadi mein gaye they...
Lax-lo bc or ye media waale kya bakwas Pele jaarahe they...
Main-unka kaam he wahi hai be unse bachne k liye he silently gaye they lekin unhone apni he kahani banaali bc kidnap hojaaunga halwa Hai kya...
Lax-wahi toh...
Main-laa jaldi 4 special laa...
Ashish-ek meri bhi...
Main-raipta maarke munh foddunga special keval 4 he banegi yahaan koi naya include naa hoga apni coffee pee chupchaap...
Rohit-Lol...
Order deke maine Nicki mam ko call kiya.. ...
Main-Wassup...
Nicki-oho finally tumhe yaad aa he gayi humari...
Main-phone nahi they yaar Nicki mam abhi subah Mille warna aapki yaad toh mujhe humeinsa aaati rehti hai...
Nicki-oho ho jyaada flirt matt kar kya kand kardiye they yaar tumlog I was so worried...
Main-babhi ne bataaya aapko...
Nicki-Haan Kal raatko I was like dude what the fuck ye toh south movies waala scene hogaya....
Main-meri life movie se kam hai kya....?
Nicki-lol true... Tum sab theek toh hona...
Main-all good...
Nicki-,college kab aaoge...
Main-abhi wahin baithey hain...
Nicki - seriously...
Main-yep...
Nicki-aati hun main class k time...
Main-sure...
Maine phone cut kiya or kartey he anjali kaa call aagaya...
Main-yo...
Anjali-Code red... Check channel 24... someone has hacked it and he is about to deliver a statement...
Main-anything serious...?
Anjali-dead serious...
Main-holy shit...
Call disconnected...
Main-(chilaake) Laxman channel 24 lagaa jaldi...
Ye suntey he Laxman ne remote uthaaya or channel change karne laga...
Sam-Kya hua be...?
Main-Code Red...
Ravi-holy fucking shit... Jaldi kar re Laxman...
Laxman ne woh news channel lagaaya... Toh uspar scene ye tha ki puri screen black thi keval ek aadmi par lights thi jisne apne cehre ko fully black mask se cover Kar rakha tha even uski aankhein takk naa dikh rahi thi.... Puri canteen ki najar tv par gayi in sabke bich... Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya or suntey he main samjh gaya voice changer kaa use Kiya hai lawde ne...
Aadmi-toh kahaan tha main Haan Agar ye channel bandh hua toh main in 2no ko maar dunga...
Or uske ye boltey he light on hui toh saaf hua ki ek room k middle mein woh chair par baitha tha room pura white colored Tha usne mask k sath sath pure kapdey black pehne they.. .. Or uske just piche 2 bandey paddey they unke hath bandhe they munh mein kapda thunsa gaya tha...
Aadmi-I am sick and tired of this society this system and everyone of you... Our system is corrupted as hell.. I can't take this anymore you guys can but I can't I have had my share now I cant handle it... And log kuch kar nahi rahe hain iske baare mein naa police naa sarkar naa he koi Orr.. Pichle najane kitane saalon se ye ghatiya khel chalta aaraha hai lekin bus ab bahot hua tumlog aise reh shaktey ho but main nahi isliye maine decide kiya hai ki main khud ispar action lunga...so I challenge you Haryana Government haryana police cbi or every service out there... Agar dum hai toh rokkk k dikhaana mujhe.. Dhyaan se suno agle 48 ghanton mein main in 3 aadmiyon mein se kissi ek ko maardunga or woh 3 aadmi hain no. 1) Surjit Singh no. 2) Nitin Dahiya and no. 3) Laxshay bajaaj.. Kyunki Inko jeene kaa koi hakk nahi hai ye log iss samaaj mein kaala dhabba hain inhe jaldi se jaldi saaf karna hai...
Mere pass anjali kaa call aaya...
Anjali-what the hell is this Channel cut karwaa dun...?
Main-nahi... Maardega unhe woh agar channel gaya toh... Just wait..
Aadmi-so everyone dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari police mein jiske bharose tum baithey ho jiski wajah se tum khudko safe mehsush kartey ho dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari sarkar mein jispar tumhe itana garv hai... Dum hai toh rokklo Arey even Maine suna hai tumhaare so called hero woh AP or Abeer bhi waapis aagaye hain so dekhletey hain unmein bhi kitana dum hai... I know tum dono dekh rahe hoge tumhaare dost bhi so dum hai toh rokklo... Or Haan Mujhe majaak mein lene ki galati matt karna main bataadun main kitana serious hun...
Ye boltey he woh khadda hua or apne piche bandhe hue dono aadmiyon ki khoppadi mein goli daag di....
Ye dekh even meri bhi gand fatt gayi what the fuck... Ladkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gayi canteen mein...
This shit is so fucked up dude...
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