Update-96(I Can't Help)
Woh chup chaap mere aage aage chali or main piche se usko nihaarta raha finally humlog ek room mein aae room kya bhenchod maano cinema hall ho...ussi room mein meeting thi wahaan ek badi si table k 4on taraf chairs lagi thi jispar Woh 4 Mla's baithey they unke alaawa woh puraana waala thakur Baldev Singh bhi baitha tha and unmein se middle chair yaani leader chair par unsabka Boss yaani woh thakur Dilip Singh baitha tha bc 60 ki age roubdaar chehra safed cham chmaatey kapdey hath mein sone k kaddey or anguthiyaan ekdum thakur material tha woh khaufnaak chera bc maano khaa he jaaega abhi.. Uske alaawa bhai, Mangal, Gupta ji Or Abeer ek sath baithey they... Humlog andar enter hue toh woh thakur Dilip bola...
Dilip-Welcome welcome AP sahaab bahot suna tha tumhaare baare mein aaj finally mulaqat hogayi..
Main-Hi nice to meet you..
Dilip-pleasure is all ours... bahot suna hai tumhaare baare mein mujhe toh vishwaash naa hua itani si ummar mein itana sab, Kamaal Ki baat hai...
Main-Thank you thank you..
Dilip-Or Baldev Bhai toh yahaan Tumhaari tareef kartey he nahi ruktey...
Haan karega he bhenchod ki gand tuttaney se jo bachaa li thi...
Baldev-So Firse mulakat ho he gayi AP..
Main-ji bilkul...
Ek Naukar Paani leke aaya maine Paani peeya and woh chala gaya ab wahaan bus woh ladki Gunjan Woh 4 mla 2 woh thakur and Hum 5 he bache they... Sabse introduction hua sabne theek tareeke se he baat ki and then normal chit chat k baad sab apni - 2 jagah par baithey and meeting suru hui...
Dilip-So deva Ji jaisa ki maine aapko bataaya Tha ki hum aapke sath juddna caahtey hain..
Deva-Haan Dilip Ji bilkul..
Dilip-Darshall ye aapko bhi pata he hoga ki koi naa koi majburi he rahi hogi warna hum kissi k aage nahi jukhtey...
Deva-Woh toh hai lekin main isko jukhna nahi maanta beshak aapki seats kam hon yaa Humse choti party ho but in seats ki aapse jyaada jarurat humein hai or main isko jukhana nahi humaare liye ek opportunity maanta hun jiske liye hum thankful hain...
Waah ye hota hai politician unhe apne se chota bhi bata diya or Thanks bhi boldiya bhai is gajab bc...
Dilip-Ji ji woh toh hai he or waise dekha jaae toh aapki party se juddna humaare liye kaafi garv ki baat hogi... Or ye toh aapko maalum Hai ki ye seats agar aap jeetgaye toh haryana aapka he hua samjho... Kyunki baaki seats toh aap agle election mein yaa usase pehle jeet bhi shaktey ho lekin ye 4 seats kabhi nahi...
Deva-Woh toh hai...
Dilip-ab aatey hain Muddey ki baat par ki humein badle mein kya caahiye ab bhagwaan ki daya se paisa bahot Hai humaare pass aap jitana toh nahi par humaare liye bahot Hai... Ab kaam ki baat Gautam Singh kaa naam toh suna he hoga aapne...
Deva-Arey bilkul uska naam kisane nahi suna aapka chota lekin khota beta.. Aajkal bade charche hain uske...
Main wahaan chup chaap baitha unki baatein sunraha tha or mujhe lawda naa Pata tha woh kiski baat or kya baat kar rahe hain...
Dilip-Wahi toh dikkat horahi hai.. Jaisa ki aapko maalum Hai pichle kaafi saal se mujhse alag he hai woh pehle thodi smuggling wagairaah karta tha lekin pichle ek saal se usne apna pura kaala saamraajya bana liya hai Murder, Kidnapping, Rape, Drug trafficking pichle 1 saal se usne Yamunanagar mein kabjaa karliya hai or aaj k time humaari pakad se bhi uppar horaha hai.. Ek fouj Banaa li hai khudki usne, jo uske khilaaf bolta hai usse sareaam maardiya jaata hai police kuch kar nahi shakti darr k maare.. Rojj gaon se ladkiyon kaa apharan hota hai or unka Rape kar k bechdiya jaata hai...
Budhau ki awaaj bhaari horahi thi kaafi dukh mein tha woh... lagraha tha abhi roo dega khudka beta aisi bakchodi kare toh rona toh aaega he lekin usane Bolna jaari rakha...
Dilip - keval pichle 1 maheene mein he uske aadmiyon ne 50 logon ko maara hai or ye toh woh hain jinki laash humein baraamad hui hain. .. Or ye number rojj uppar uth he raha hai... Uske aadmi harrr jagah hain or abtoh kaafi jyaada hogaye hain humaare aadmiyon k sath rojj unka aamna saamna hota or kuch log unke maare jaatey kuch humaare lekin unko isase koi farak nahi padta or humaare maasum log marrjaatey hain... Or hum ab or jyaada bandey khona nahi caahtey...
Deva-Jab last time main Milla tha tab maine kahaa tha aapko ye jaldi he dikkat dega aap kaho toh sulatwaa dunga abhi isse but uss time aapne kaha ki aapke control mein Hai woh jaise he aage badhega aap khud sulatwaa denge isko..
Dilip-Sach kahun toh Deva Sahaab pata nahi kab maamla Humse uppar uth gaya pata bhi nahi chala...
Deva-koi naa derr aae durrust aae ab aage boliye kya caahtey hain aap...?
Dilip-Ab aaplog he hain jo humsabko bachaa shatey hain usase chuttkaara aaplog he dilwa shaktey hain.. Jinlog ne surendra ko niptaa diya uske liye ye toh chota saa kaam Hai bus woh team caahiye jisane Surendra ko khatam kiya or unka boss caahiye yaani AP taaki ye log humaare Bandon ko lead kar shakein...
Deva-Ji Frankly speaking main aapki baat samajh shakta hun or puri tarah sehmat bhi hun... Beshak maine woh team banaai ho lekin unko orders main nahi deta uske liye mereko Team Leader Se baat karni padegi jo Acp Anjali hai since woh humaare sath nahi hai toh ye 3 he aapko bata shaktey hain...
Mangal-I think AP knows better...
Abeer-Yeah Yeah...
Dilip-Ohh mujhe laga Leader AP he hai...
Main-Are nahi nahi mereko kon leader banaaega... Ab topic par baat karein toh with all due respect mujhe maalum Hai ki humein ye District caahiye wagairaah wagairaah lekin agar aaplog ye problem leke seedha humaare pass aae hotey tab bhi hum help kardetey bina badle mein kuch liye because yahi toh kaam Hai humaara... But ab jab deal table par hai toh bahot achaa hoga ye log kuch karein apni Jaan par khel kar aaplog ko bachaaein or badle mein ye district humein Mille... So deal done yelog aapki help karenge and badle mein aaplog humein join karenge...
Dilip-Woh sab toh theek hai Lekin "Yelog" kaa kya matlab hai...?
Main-ohh! Main isme involve nahi ho shakta.. Bilkul bhi nahi...
Ye sun uss room mein mojuud woh sab log uth khadey hue... What the fuck aisa kya boldiya be...
Dilip-matlab...?
Main-Matlab ye ki main aaplog ki madad nahi kar shakta...
Dilip-No-2-2 ye nahi hone waala tum he toh ho jo humein caahiye sabko pata hai AP tumhaare baare mein you are the best at it... Tumhaare bina nahi bilkul nahi...
Main - Listen listen meri plate already full hai or kuch nahi kar shakta main belive me i can't...
Dilip-Deva Ji...
Deva-AP kya hua...?
Main-I don't have Time...
Ispar woh Gunjan bol Paddi...
Gunjan-You don't have time...?Yahaan Humaare log Marr rahe hain and you are saying "You don't have time"....
Main-yeah i dont have time i have a bigger fish to catch...
Gunjan-But humaare log marr rahe hain...
Main-I know But agar main yahaan aaya toh mere piche isase 20 gunna jyaada log marr shaktey hain... Problem kya hai I mean main aaplog ko team toh de he raha hun woh easily ye kar shaktey hain...
Dilip-Gautam koi mamuli banda nahi hai woh bahot aage badh gaya hai ab... Or humein tum caahiye warna ye deal cancel.... Tumhaare bina woh team kamjor hai AP...
Deva-AP Can I talk to you...?
Main-Yeah yeah sure...
Ye bolke Main Abeer Mangal or Bhai bahaar aae...
Deva-what the fuck happened..? Kya hua...?
Main-Red John Happened... Usne call kiya mujhe aaj subah...
Fir maine unko bataaya ki kya hua John ne kya kahaa or kya caahta hai woh and main ab kuch nahi kar shakta I want to focus only on him warna bahot problem hojaaegi... Or ye sab sun unki bhi fatti..
Deva-Oh My God...
Abeer-Bhenchod...
Mangal-or tu humein abhi bataa raha hai...
Main-Lead dhund raha tha pehle koi yaar aise he tumlog ko kuch nahi bataa shakta tha bina koi clues k...
Deva-Fuck.. Dude...
Beshak woh gautam idhar 50 maare yaa 100 I can't risk thousands of lives for this... Or Team mere bina ye easily kar shakti hai I am 100% sure of it...
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