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[Nevil singh]

Dosto suno
Khayal rakha karo apna
mere pass aap jeshe aur nahi hai.

 

[A.B.KING]

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[Rizwan]

Dosto suno
Khayal rakha karo apna
mere pass aap jeshe aur nahi hai.

Jeda akho metra

 

[aman rathore]

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[anandsngh12]

Waiting for next update anandsngh12 bhai

Complete karne me hi laga hu aman bhai...din bhar barish ke karan light ka aana jana laga hua tha jiski vajah se poora nahi ho paya. jitna bhi complete hoga 4 am tak post kar dunga baki 7 am tak.

 

[aman rathore]

Complete karne me hi laga hu aman bhai...din bhar barish ke karan light ka aana jana laga hua tha jiski vajah se poora nahi ho paya. jitna bhi complete hoga 4 am tak post kar dunga baki 7 am tak.

Ok bhai besabri se intazar rahega,

 

[Iron Man]

Complete karne me hi laga hu aman bhai...din bhar barish ke karan light ka aana jana laga hua tha jiski vajah se poora nahi ho paya. jitna bhi complete hoga 4 am tak post kar dunga baki 7 am tak.

Ok bhai .
Intzar rahega

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Pag ke door girne se uss shakhs ke sir ke bade bade baal hawa me lahrane lage aur shirt ki button tootne se bra me qaid uski gori aur badi chuchiya aadhe se jyada bahar nikal aayi thi, ye drishya dekh kar firefox ko jhatka to lagna hi tha, shakal surat bhi achchi dene me upar wale ne koi kanjusi nahi barti thi..gaand aisi ki dekhte hi lund ka pani nikal jaye..kul mila kar uska madmata youvan kisi buddhe ki niyat bhi kharab karne ke liye paryapt thi phir firefox to jawan chudakkad louda tha, uska lund khada hona to swabhavik hi tha…uski adhkhuli chuchiya dekh kar uski ankho me lomdi si chamak aa gayi thi aur muh se laar tapakne lagi thi.

Jaise hi uss ladki ne firefox ko apni taraf ghurte huye paya to vah gusse se bhadak uthi..aur jaldi se uth kar apne kapde theek karne lagi..usne shirt utar kar apni chuchiyo me baandh liya.

Firefox—shirt mat baandho, aise hi achcha lag raha tha..vaise tere doodh asli hain kya…? Idhar paas me aa na, ek bar thoda sa daba ke dekhta hu..’Badi badi hain choochi teri, Badi hai teri Gaand…Ek bar dikha de bur bhi apni, Dekhu Kabhi ghusa hai usme Laand.’

Ladki (gusse me)—sala tharki…kyaa kaha…? Ruk abhi batati hu tujhe..

Usne agal bagal dekha to jab kuch nazar nahi aaya to lakdi tod kar firefox ka pichwada lal karne lagi sath me gusse me gaaliya bhi bakte ja rahi thi.

Ladki (gusse me)—saale tharki...kya bol raha tha.. ?

Firefox—aaaaaaa...arrey yaar ye jungli lomdi kaha se kaha se tapak padi... ? jor se mat maar lagta hai..aaaa…dekh mujhe niche utar de..aaaaaaa…aate hi naam na dhaam, sidhe dhama dham chalu kar diya isne..

‘’Pahle meri bahan ke baare me bata sale.’’ ladki ne jor se kaha.

Firefox—lagta hai ki tujhe galat fahmi ho rahi hai...maine sachchi me teri bahan ko nahi choda.....teri bahan ko saand ne choda hoga aur iss samay vo kahi par nangi apni taange phailaye behosh padi hogi...kasam se, main to teri bahan ko janta tak nahi...aaaaa

Ladki (gusse me)--‘’chatttaaaakkk.’’….jab tak ye nahi batayega ki meri bahan ke sath kya kiya tune, tab tak aise maarti rahungi..

Firefox (pareshan)—arrey maine kaha na..main nahi janta teri bahan ko...main to khud hi ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hu..aaaaaaa

Ladki (pitayi karte huye gusse me)—ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hai, unki bhi zindagi barbad karne ke liye..aaj main tujhe jinda nahi chhodungi..sataakkkk..sattaaakkk..ab main samjhi ki hamare aas paas ke gaon ki ladkiya gayab kaha ho jati hain.. ? saale tharki, tu hi hai vo ladkiyo ka lutera jo bholi bhali ladkiyo ko bahla fusla kar unki izzat lootne ke baad kahi le ja kar bech deta hai..aaj tujhe nahi chhodungi..

Firefox—aaaaa...ye kya bak rahi hai..pagal ho gayi hai.. ? ladkiyo ka lutera... ?...dekh meri poori gaand lal ho gayi hai..

Ladki—jaldi bata..kaha rakha hai meri bahan ko... ?

Firefox—pahle mujhe niche to utar..mujhe unn ladkiyo ko bachana hai...nahi to vo log unkie sath na jane kya kya karenge... ?

Ladki—jyada hoshiyari dikhane ki jarurat nahi hai..tu unhe lootne wala tu bachayega.. ? tharki kahi ka..bechare police walo ko bhi maar diya tune jo meri bahan ko bachane aaye the...

Firefox (tension)--kaha phans gaya yaar..

Ladki (gusse me)—sidhi tarah batata hai ya ab ki baar chaku ghused du tere pet me…?

Firefox—dekh bahut ho chuka...tu janti nahi ki ek police wale par hath uthane ke jurm me main tujhe andar band kar dunga..samjhi..

Ladki—dara kis ko raha hai..? mujhe aisi vaisi ladki mat samajhna..main bahut khatarnak hu..tere jaiso ko to main jhumri talaiya me bech aaungi, samjha…aur kya bola..? tu mujhe andar kar dega…? Saale tharki, ladkiyo ka lutera.

Firefox (tension)—ufff..kya musibat hai…? Vo police wale nahi balki gunde the, naqli police wale…inn logo ne hi ladkiyo ko kidnap kar ke kahi rakha hai…main asli police wala hu.. agar tujhe yakin nahi hai to meri jeb se mera I’d card nikal kar dekh le….

Ladki—mujhe jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi dekhne ki..police wale hote to akeli ladki dekh kar aisi gandi baate nahi karte.. ? aur dusra tumhari vardi bhi to nahi hai…?

Firefox (jor se)—bahut ho chuka tera natak…ab agar jyada dimag kharab kiya to inn gundo ki tarah teri bhi gaand me goli maar dunga..jab bar bar bol raha hu ki main police wala hu to samajh nahi rahi..

Firefox ne apni rivolver nikal kar rassi par fire kar diya jisse vo beech se toot gayi…uske azad hote hi uss ladki ne phir se use danda maarnachaha to firefox ne ek hath se pakad kar danda chhuda liya aur ladki ko pakad kar vahi niche patak ke uss par chadh gaya. Jisse vo niche kasmasane lagi.

Ladki—aaa..chhodo mujhe…aaaahhh

Firefox (doodh dabate huye)—ab bata kya kar legi tu agar main yahi tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur me lund pel du to…?

Ladki—aaaahhh….mujhe chhod do…

Phir firefox ne use apna id card aur mobile me raj ke sath ki photo dikhayi tab ja kar use vishwash hua…

Ladki (mann me)—ye to sach much ka police wala hai..sab gadbad ho gayi..

Firefox—ab aaya yakin…? Faltu me dimag kharab kar diya itni der se..ya band karu jail me... ?

Ladki—sorry sir, lekin main kya karti..mujhe laga ki...

Firefox—tujhe laga ki main koi gunda hu aur teri bahan ko la kar yaha uski bur maar raha hu..yahi na…?

Ladki—sorry sir,

Firefox—bata, ye teri bahan ka kya lafda hai…?

Ladki—mera naam priyanka hai..main yahi paas wale gaon me rahti hu…aaye din hamare gaon se ladkiya gayab ho jati hain, aur aaj meri choti bahan sanjana achanak kahi gayab ho gayi…main use hi dhoond rahi thi ki tabhi mujhe ek langda admi mila, usne hi bataya ki ek lomdi jaisi lal lal ankho wala admi abhi abhi meri bahan ko yaha jungle me le kar aaya hai.

Firefox—aur tu mere piche pad gayi…? Main aur mere sathi police wale to khud hi kidnap huyi ladkiyo ko dhoond rahe hain, unme sp sahab ki biwi bhi hai, samjhi..

Ladki—sorry sir, meri bahan na jane kaha hogi... ?

Firefox—chinta mat kar, agar teri bahan ki koi tasveer hai to mujhe de de..main use dhoond dunga..lekin mujhe kya milega

Priyanka—ji, matlab…?

Firefox—tera koi bf hai…?

Priyanka—iska meri bahan se kya talluk…? Vaise nahi hai..

Firefox—ye le shirt pahan le warna koi dekhega to yahi samjhega ki tu kahi se chud kar aayi hai..

Firefox ne use apni shirt pahanne ko de di..abhi vo baat kar hi rahe the ki tab tak amtul unhe dhoondte huye pahuch gaya.. ladki ko dekh use bhi hairani huyi lekin firefox ne use sab bata diya, apni huyi pitayi ke baare me chhod kar..lekin jab amtul ne sari baat batayi to firefox bhi chounk gaya.

Udhar dusri taraf, MNSHKMR, siraj aur sorbobhuk bhi jungle ki chhan been me lage huye the apne apne group ke sath..par abhi jyada door nahi the..unke sath bhi unn police walo ne vaisa hi salook kiya jiska anzam unki mout hi raha…ghumte ghumte sabhi ek jagah par mil hi gaye jaha amtul ne unhe poori baat batayi jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gaye. Aur jaldi jaldi jungle se bahar nikalne ke liye bhage.

Sorbobhuk—ohh shitt...ye hamari gadi puncture kaise ho gayi... ?

Firefox—ye sab uss madarchod lakadhare ka hi kaam hoga..

Amtul—madarchod, hamari ek gadi bhi le gaya bhosdi ka..

MNSHKMR—ab kya kare…? Ab to kewal 20 minute hi bache hain..kaha dhoondenge unko…?

Siraj—mere dimag me ek idea aaya hai..

Amtul—kya..jaldi bata…? Yaha to tension se jaan ja rahi hai..

Siraj—jab hamne subah location check ki thi, uss samay sab ke numbers ke sath me aur bhi kayi number active the. Jinki location same thi..

Firefox—tum kahna kya chahte ho…?

Siraj—main ye kahna chahta hu ki 4 ghante me 1000 km jana possible nahi hai..jyada se jyada 200-300 km hi ja sakte hain.

MNSHKMR—lekin kidnap to unhe kiye huye isse jyada time ho gaya hai..

Firefox—siraj sahi kah raha hai..kyon ki priyanka ki bahan ka apharan bhi aaj subah hi hua hai..shayad jab vo log yaha mobile rakhne aaye honge tab…

Sorbobhuk—koun hai yaar ye…? Maal to badhiya hai..

Priyanka (gusse me)—whattt…?

Firefox (dhire se)—yaar kya bol raha hai…? Lafda karwayega kya phir se…?

Tabhi unn sabhi ke mobiles me koi massage aaya...jise dekhte hi sab chounk gaye..

Sorbobhuk—ohhh...shittt

Siraj (hairan)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

 

[aman rathore]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Abhi update Incomplete hai..

 

[aman rathore]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Abhi update Incomplete hai..

amazing update hai anand bhai,
behad hi shandaar aur lajawab update hai bhai,
aaj to hamare tin tin bhaiya urf (aka3829 ) bhaiya full form mein hain,
unn black army ke constablon ko turant hi dhool chata diya hai,
ye saala commissioner bhi black star ka aadmi nikla,
amtul bhaiya ko itna to pata chal gaya hai ki ladkiyan 1000 km door hai lekin location abhi pata nahi hai,
aur idhar hamare lomdi bhaiya (firefox420 ) ne to un black star ke hawaldaaron se sawal jawab karna bhi jaruri nahin samjha hai aur unhe uda diya hai,
aur ab aakhir kar mrs lomdi ki entry ho hi gayi hai, pahli hi mulakaat mein bhabhiji ne lomdi bhaiya ko ulta latka diya hai,
Aage pata nahin kya kya karengi,
vaise ye ladka bankar kyun ghoom rahin hain,
aur inki bahan kahan kho gayi?,
Ab dekhte hain ki aage kya hota hai,
Waiting for next update Bhai