Incest SAAND

[Iron Man]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Pag ke door girne se uss shakhs ke sir ke bade bade baal hawa me lahrane lage aur shirt ki button tootne se bra me qaid uski gori aur badi chuchiya aadhe se jyada bahar nikal aayi thi, ye drishya dekh kar firefox ko jhatka to lagna hi tha, shakal surat bhi achchi dene me upar wale ne koi kanjusi nahi barti thi..gaand aisi ki dekhte hi lund ka pani nikal jaye..kul mila kar uska madmata youvan kisi buddhe ki niyat bhi kharab karne ke liye paryapt thi phir firefox to jawan chudakkad louda tha, uska lund khada hona to swabhavik hi tha…uski adhkhuli chuchiya dekh kar uski ankho me lomdi si chamak aa gayi thi aur muh se laar tapakne lagi thi.

Jaise hi uss ladki ne firefox ko apni taraf ghurte huye paya to vah gusse se bhadak uthi..aur jaldi se uth kar apne kapde theek karne lagi..usne shirt utar kar apni chuchiyo me baandh liya.

Firefox—shirt mat baandho, aise hi achcha lag raha tha..vaise tere doodh asli hain kya…? Idhar paas me aa na, ek bar thoda sa daba ke dekhta hu..’Badi badi hain choochi teri, Badi hai teri Gaand…Ek bar dikha de bur bhi apni, Dekhu Kabhi ghusa hai usme Laand.’

Ladki (gusse me)—sala tharki…kyaa kaha…? Ruk abhi batati hu tujhe..

Usne agal bagal dekha to jab kuch nazar nahi aaya to lakdi tod kar firefox ka pichwada lal karne lagi sath me gusse me gaaliya bhi bakte ja rahi thi.

Ladki (gusse me)—saale tharki...kya bol raha tha.. ?

Firefox—aaaaaaa...arrey yaar ye jungli lomdi kaha se kaha se tapak padi... ? jor se mat maar lagta hai..aaaa…dekh mujhe niche utar de..aaaaaaa…aate hi naam na dhaam, sidhe dhama dham chalu kar diya isne..

‘’Pahle meri bahan ke baare me bata sale.’’ ladki ne jor se kaha.

Firefox—lagta hai ki tujhe galat fahmi ho rahi hai...maine sachchi me teri bahan ko nahi choda.....teri bahan ko saand ne choda hoga aur iss samay vo kahi par nangi apni taange phailaye behosh padi hogi...kasam se, main to teri bahan ko janta tak nahi...aaaaa

Ladki (gusse me)--‘’chatttaaaakkk.’’….jab tak ye nahi batayega ki meri bahan ke sath kya kiya tune, tab tak aise maarti rahungi..

Firefox (pareshan)—arrey maine kaha na..main nahi janta teri bahan ko...main to khud hi ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hu..aaaaaaa

Ladki (pitayi karte huye gusse me)—ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hai, unki bhi zindagi barbad karne ke liye..aaj main tujhe jinda nahi chhodungi..sataakkkk..sattaaakkk..ab main samjhi ki hamare aas paas ke gaon ki ladkiya gayab kaha ho jati hain.. ? saale tharki, tu hi hai vo ladkiyo ka lutera jo bholi bhali ladkiyo ko bahla fusla kar unki izzat lootne ke baad kahi le ja kar bech deta hai..aaj tujhe nahi chhodungi..

Firefox—aaaaa...ye kya bak rahi hai..pagal ho gayi hai.. ? ladkiyo ka lutera... ?...dekh meri poori gaand lal ho gayi hai..

Ladki—jaldi bata..kaha rakha hai meri bahan ko... ?

Firefox—pahle mujhe niche to utar..mujhe unn ladkiyo ko bachana hai...nahi to vo log unkie sath na jane kya kya karenge... ?

Ladki—jyada hoshiyari dikhane ki jarurat nahi hai..tu unhe lootne wala tu bachayega.. ? tharki kahi ka..bechare police walo ko bhi maar diya tune jo meri bahan ko bachane aaye the...

Firefox (tension)--kaha phans gaya yaar..

Ladki (gusse me)—sidhi tarah batata hai ya ab ki baar chaku ghused du tere pet me…?

Firefox—dekh bahut ho chuka...tu janti nahi ki ek police wale par hath uthane ke jurm me main tujhe andar band kar dunga..samjhi..

Ladki—dara kis ko raha hai..? mujhe aisi vaisi ladki mat samajhna..main bahut khatarnak hu..tere jaiso ko to main jhumri talaiya me bech aaungi, samjha…aur kya bola..? tu mujhe andar kar dega…? Saale tharki, ladkiyo ka lutera.

Firefox (tension)—ufff..kya musibat hai…? Vo police wale nahi balki gunde the, naqli police wale…inn logo ne hi ladkiyo ko kidnap kar ke kahi rakha hai…main asli police wala hu.. agar tujhe yakin nahi hai to meri jeb se mera I’d card nikal kar dekh le….

Ladki—mujhe jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi dekhne ki..police wale hote to akeli ladki dekh kar aisi gandi baate nahi karte.. ? aur dusra tumhari vardi bhi to nahi hai…?

Firefox (jor se)—bahut ho chuka tera natak…ab agar jyada dimag kharab kiya to inn gundo ki tarah teri bhi gaand me goli maar dunga..jab bar bar bol raha hu ki main police wala hu to samajh nahi rahi..

Firefox ne apni rivolver nikal kar rassi par fire kar diya jisse vo beech se toot gayi…uske azad hote hi uss ladki ne phir se use danda maarnachaha to firefox ne ek hath se pakad kar danda chhuda liya aur ladki ko pakad kar vahi niche patak ke uss par chadh gaya. Jisse vo niche kasmasane lagi.

Ladki—aaa..chhodo mujhe…aaaahhh

Firefox (doodh dabate huye)—ab bata kya kar legi tu agar main yahi tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur me lund pel du to…?

Ladki—aaaahhh….mujhe chhod do…

Phir firefox ne use apna id card aur mobile me raj ke sath ki photo dikhayi tab ja kar use vishwash hua…

Ladki (mann me)—ye to sach much ka police wala hai..sab gadbad ho gayi..

Firefox—ab aaya yakin…? Faltu me dimag kharab kar diya itni der se..ya band karu jail me... ?

Ladki—sorry sir, lekin main kya karti..mujhe laga ki...

Firefox—tujhe laga ki main koi gunda hu aur teri bahan ko la kar yaha uski bur maar raha hu..yahi na…?

Ladki—sorry sir,

Firefox—bata, ye teri bahan ka kya lafda hai…?

Ladki—mera naam priyanka hai..main yahi paas wale gaon me rahti hu…aaye din hamare gaon se ladkiya gayab ho jati hain, aur aaj meri choti bahan sanjana achanak kahi gayab ho gayi…main use hi dhoond rahi thi ki tabhi mujhe ek langda admi mila, usne hi bataya ki ek lomdi jaisi lal lal ankho wala admi abhi abhi meri bahan ko yaha jungle me le kar aaya hai.

Firefox—aur tu mere piche pad gayi…? Main aur mere sathi police wale to khud hi kidnap huyi ladkiyo ko dhoond rahe hain, unme sp sahab ki biwi bhi hai, samjhi..

Ladki—sorry sir, meri bahan na jane kaha hogi... ?

Firefox—chinta mat kar, agar teri bahan ki koi tasveer hai to mujhe de de..main use dhoond dunga..lekin mujhe kya milega

Priyanka—ji, matlab…?

Firefox—tera koi bf hai…?

Priyanka—iska meri bahan se kya talluk…? Vaise nahi hai..

Firefox—ye le shirt pahan le warna koi dekhega to yahi samjhega ki tu kahi se chud kar aayi hai..

Firefox ne use apni shirt pahanne ko de di..abhi vo baat kar hi rahe the ki tab tak amtul unhe dhoondte huye pahuch gaya.. ladki ko dekh use bhi hairani huyi lekin firefox ne use sab bata diya, apni huyi pitayi ke baare me chhod kar..lekin jab amtul ne sari baat batayi to firefox bhi chounk gaya.

Udhar dusri taraf, MNSHKMR, siraj aur sorbobhuk bhi jungle ki chhan been me lage huye the apne apne group ke sath..par abhi jyada door nahi the..unke sath bhi unn police walo ne vaisa hi salook kiya jiska anzam unki mout hi raha…ghumte ghumte sabhi ek jagah par mil hi gaye jaha amtul ne unhe poori baat batayi jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gaye. Aur jaldi jaldi jungle se bahar nikalne ke liye bhage.

Sorbobhuk—ohh shitt...ye hamari gadi puncture kaise ho gayi... ?

Firefox—ye sab uss madarchod lakadhare ka hi kaam hoga..

Amtul—madarchod, hamari ek gadi bhi le gaya bhosdi ka..

MNSHKMR—ab kya kare…? Ab to kewal 20 minute hi bache hain..kaha dhoondenge unko…?

Siraj—mere dimag me ek idea aaya hai..

Amtul—kya..jaldi bata…? Yaha to tension se jaan ja rahi hai..

Siraj—jab hamne subah location check ki thi, uss samay sab ke numbers ke sath me aur bhi kayi number active the. Jinki location same thi..

Firefox—tum kahna kya chahte ho…?

Siraj—main ye kahna chahta hu ki 4 ghante me 1000 km jana possible nahi hai..jyada se jyada 200-300 km hi ja sakte hain.

MNSHKMR—lekin kidnap to unhe kiye huye isse jyada time ho gaya hai..

Firefox—siraj sahi kah raha hai..kyon ki priyanka ki bahan ka apharan bhi aaj subah hi hua hai..shayad jab vo log yaha mobile rakhne aaye honge tab…

Sorbobhuk—koun hai yaar ye…? Maal to badhiya hai..

Priyanka (gusse me)—whattt…?

Firefox (dhire se)—yaar kya bol raha hai…? Lafda karwayega kya phir se…?

Tabhi unn sabhi ke mobiles me koi massage aaya...jise dekhte hi sab chounk gaye..

Sorbobhuk—ohhh...shittt

Siraj (hairan)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

Abhi update Incomplete hai..

Awesome Faadu Update.
To sre constable Black Star ke liye kaam kar rahe the . Commissioner bhi mila hua hai . Mujhe lagta hai Black Star ne hi use khood ke pichhe lagwaya tha ye sab uska racha hu mayajal wo khood chahta tha ki Raj ensab me aage badhe taki uska khask kaam kar sake .
Aka bhai baal baal bache phir usne information bhi nikal li ki ladkiya yaha nahi hai . Black Star ke wo aadmi bhi nahi jante the ki wahi black star hai unhe bhi yahi pata tha ki wo uska aadmi hai .
firefox420 ne to kisi ko mauak hi na diya sabko shidhe shoot kar diya par khood phash gaye Lomfi ke jaal me . Ulta latkakar achhe se khatidari ki ?? . Bahut sabko ungali karte the aaj enka gaand hi laal kar diya . Lomdi bhaiya ko bhi Mrs. Lomdi mil gayi .
Ab dekhte hai chodu gang kaise bachte hai sabko .

 

[firefox420]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Pag ke door girne se uss shakhs ke sir ke bade bade baal hawa me lahrane lage aur shirt ki button tootne se bra me qaid uski gori aur badi chuchiya aadhe se jyada bahar nikal aayi thi, ye drishya dekh kar firefox ko jhatka to lagna hi tha, shakal surat bhi achchi dene me upar wale ne koi kanjusi nahi barti thi..gaand aisi ki dekhte hi lund ka pani nikal jaye..kul mila kar uska madmata youvan kisi buddhe ki niyat bhi kharab karne ke liye paryapt thi phir firefox to jawan chudakkad louda tha, uska lund khada hona to swabhavik hi tha…uski adhkhuli chuchiya dekh kar uski ankho me lomdi si chamak aa gayi thi aur muh se laar tapakne lagi thi.

Jaise hi uss ladki ne firefox ko apni taraf ghurte huye paya to vah gusse se bhadak uthi..aur jaldi se uth kar apne kapde theek karne lagi..usne shirt utar kar apni chuchiyo me baandh liya.

Firefox—shirt mat baandho, aise hi achcha lag raha tha..vaise tere doodh asli hain kya…? Idhar paas me aa na, ek bar thoda sa daba ke dekhta hu..’Badi badi hain choochi teri, Badi hai teri Gaand…Ek bar dikha de bur bhi apni, Dekhu Kabhi ghusa hai usme Laand.’

Ladki (gusse me)—sala tharki…kyaa kaha…? Ruk abhi batati hu tujhe..

Usne agal bagal dekha to jab kuch nazar nahi aaya to lakdi tod kar firefox ka pichwada lal karne lagi sath me gusse me gaaliya bhi bakte ja rahi thi.

Ladki (gusse me)—saale tharki...kya bol raha tha.. ?

Firefox—aaaaaaa...arrey yaar ye jungli lomdi kaha se kaha se tapak padi... ? jor se mat maar lagta hai..aaaa…dekh mujhe niche utar de..aaaaaaa…aate hi naam na dhaam, sidhe dhama dham chalu kar diya isne..

‘’Pahle meri bahan ke baare me bata sale.’’ ladki ne jor se kaha.

Firefox—lagta hai ki tujhe galat fahmi ho rahi hai...maine sachchi me teri bahan ko nahi choda.....teri bahan ko saand ne choda hoga aur iss samay vo kahi par nangi apni taange phailaye behosh padi hogi...kasam se, main to teri bahan ko janta tak nahi...aaaaa

Ladki (gusse me)--‘’chatttaaaakkk.’’….jab tak ye nahi batayega ki meri bahan ke sath kya kiya tune, tab tak aise maarti rahungi..

Firefox (pareshan)—arrey maine kaha na..main nahi janta teri bahan ko...main to khud hi ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hu..aaaaaaa

Ladki (pitayi karte huye gusse me)—ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hai, unki bhi zindagi barbad karne ke liye..aaj main tujhe jinda nahi chhodungi..sataakkkk..sattaaakkk..ab main samjhi ki hamare aas paas ke gaon ki ladkiya gayab kaha ho jati hain.. ? saale tharki, tu hi hai vo ladkiyo ka lutera jo bholi bhali ladkiyo ko bahla fusla kar unki izzat lootne ke baad kahi le ja kar bech deta hai..aaj tujhe nahi chhodungi..

Firefox—aaaaa...ye kya bak rahi hai..pagal ho gayi hai.. ? ladkiyo ka lutera... ?...dekh meri poori gaand lal ho gayi hai..

Ladki—jaldi bata..kaha rakha hai meri bahan ko... ?

Firefox—pahle mujhe niche to utar..mujhe unn ladkiyo ko bachana hai...nahi to vo log unkie sath na jane kya kya karenge... ?

Ladki—jyada hoshiyari dikhane ki jarurat nahi hai..tu unhe lootne wala tu bachayega.. ? tharki kahi ka..bechare police walo ko bhi maar diya tune jo meri bahan ko bachane aaye the...

Firefox (tension)--kaha phans gaya yaar..

Ladki (gusse me)—sidhi tarah batata hai ya ab ki baar chaku ghused du tere pet me…?

Firefox—dekh bahut ho chuka...tu janti nahi ki ek police wale par hath uthane ke jurm me main tujhe andar band kar dunga..samjhi..

Ladki—dara kis ko raha hai..? mujhe aisi vaisi ladki mat samajhna..main bahut khatarnak hu..tere jaiso ko to main jhumri talaiya me bech aaungi, samjha…aur kya bola..? tu mujhe andar kar dega…? Saale tharki, ladkiyo ka lutera.

Firefox (tension)—ufff..kya musibat hai…? Vo police wale nahi balki gunde the, naqli police wale…inn logo ne hi ladkiyo ko kidnap kar ke kahi rakha hai…main asli police wala hu.. agar tujhe yakin nahi hai to meri jeb se mera I’d card nikal kar dekh le….

Ladki—mujhe jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi dekhne ki..police wale hote to akeli ladki dekh kar aisi gandi baate nahi karte.. ? aur dusra tumhari vardi bhi to nahi hai…?

Firefox (jor se)—bahut ho chuka tera natak…ab agar jyada dimag kharab kiya to inn gundo ki tarah teri bhi gaand me goli maar dunga..jab bar bar bol raha hu ki main police wala hu to samajh nahi rahi..

Firefox ne apni rivolver nikal kar rassi par fire kar diya jisse vo beech se toot gayi…uske azad hote hi uss ladki ne phir se use danda maarnachaha to firefox ne ek hath se pakad kar danda chhuda liya aur ladki ko pakad kar vahi niche patak ke uss par chadh gaya. Jisse vo niche kasmasane lagi.

Ladki—aaa..chhodo mujhe…aaaahhh

Firefox (doodh dabate huye)—ab bata kya kar legi tu agar main yahi tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur me lund pel du to…?

Ladki—aaaahhh….mujhe chhod do…

Phir firefox ne use apna id card aur mobile me raj ke sath ki photo dikhayi tab ja kar use vishwash hua…

Ladki (mann me)—ye to sach much ka police wala hai..sab gadbad ho gayi..

Firefox—ab aaya yakin…? Faltu me dimag kharab kar diya itni der se..ya band karu jail me... ?

Ladki—sorry sir, lekin main kya karti..mujhe laga ki...

Firefox—tujhe laga ki main koi gunda hu aur teri bahan ko la kar yaha uski bur maar raha hu..yahi na…?

Ladki—sorry sir,

Firefox—bata, ye teri bahan ka kya lafda hai…?

Ladki—mera naam priyanka hai..main yahi paas wale gaon me rahti hu…aaye din hamare gaon se ladkiya gayab ho jati hain, aur aaj meri choti bahan sanjana achanak kahi gayab ho gayi…main use hi dhoond rahi thi ki tabhi mujhe ek langda admi mila, usne hi bataya ki ek lomdi jaisi lal lal ankho wala admi abhi abhi meri bahan ko yaha jungle me le kar aaya hai.

Firefox—aur tu mere piche pad gayi…? Main aur mere sathi police wale to khud hi kidnap huyi ladkiyo ko dhoond rahe hain, unme sp sahab ki biwi bhi hai, samjhi..

Ladki—sorry sir, meri bahan na jane kaha hogi... ?

Firefox—chinta mat kar, agar teri bahan ki koi tasveer hai to mujhe de de..main use dhoond dunga..lekin mujhe kya milega

Priyanka—ji, matlab…?

Firefox—tera koi bf hai…?

Priyanka—iska meri bahan se kya talluk…? Vaise nahi hai..

Firefox—ye le shirt pahan le warna koi dekhega to yahi samjhega ki tu kahi se chud kar aayi hai..

Firefox ne use apni shirt pahanne ko de di..abhi vo baat kar hi rahe the ki tab tak amtul unhe dhoondte huye pahuch gaya.. ladki ko dekh use bhi hairani huyi lekin firefox ne use sab bata diya, apni huyi pitayi ke baare me chhod kar..lekin jab amtul ne sari baat batayi to firefox bhi chounk gaya.

Udhar dusri taraf, MNSHKMR, siraj aur sorbobhuk bhi jungle ki chhan been me lage huye the apne apne group ke sath..par abhi jyada door nahi the..unke sath bhi unn police walo ne vaisa hi salook kiya jiska anzam unki mout hi raha…ghumte ghumte sabhi ek jagah par mil hi gaye jaha amtul ne unhe poori baat batayi jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gaye. Aur jaldi jaldi jungle se bahar nikalne ke liye bhage.

Sorbobhuk—ohh shitt...ye hamari gadi puncture kaise ho gayi... ?

Firefox—ye sab uss madarchod lakadhare ka hi kaam hoga..

Amtul—madarchod, hamari ek gadi bhi le gaya bhosdi ka..

MNSHKMR—ab kya kare…? Ab to kewal 20 minute hi bache hain..kaha dhoondenge unko…?

Siraj—mere dimag me ek idea aaya hai..

Amtul—kya..jaldi bata…? Yaha to tension se jaan ja rahi hai..

Siraj—jab hamne subah location check ki thi, uss samay sab ke numbers ke sath me aur bhi kayi number active the. Jinki location same thi..

Firefox—tum kahna kya chahte ho…?

Siraj—main ye kahna chahta hu ki 4 ghante me 1000 km jana possible nahi hai..jyada se jyada 200-300 km hi ja sakte hain.

MNSHKMR—lekin kidnap to unhe kiye huye isse jyada time ho gaya hai..

Firefox—siraj sahi kah raha hai..kyon ki priyanka ki bahan ka apharan bhi aaj subah hi hua hai..shayad jab vo log yaha mobile rakhne aaye honge tab…

Sorbobhuk—koun hai yaar ye…? Maal to badhiya hai..

Priyanka (gusse me)—whattt…?

Firefox (dhire se)—yaar kya bol raha hai…? Lafda karwayega kya phir se…?

Tabhi unn sabhi ke mobiles me koi massage aaya...jise dekhte hi sab chounk gaye..

Sorbobhuk—ohhh...shittt

Siraj (hairan)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

Abhi update Incomplete hai..

ye kya Saand bhai .. apne aap to Abhay ki haweli mein uski biwi beti ke maje le rahe ho .. aur yaha sabhi chodu gang ka jungle mein mangle karwane par tule ho ...

aur ye Firefox ki itni dhunayi ko karwa di .. muzhe to lagta tha ki aap hamare dost ho .. magar ab muzhe yakeen ho gaya ki aap hum laundo ke he dushman bane hue ho .. aise kaun ladki milwata hai .. ulta latka ke pilayi karwa di .. pehle baar mein he sara impression kharaab kar diya ...

aur bhai ye ladkiyo ka matter to kuch jyaada he ghera fasta jaa raha hai ...

par chalo iss baat se santosh kar lete hai ki .. Saand ne bhi bahut ladkiyo se apne gaal sikvaye hai .. tabhi jaa kar bur naseeb hoti hai .. to aise he sahi ...

 

[Ayush2017]

Awesome update bro

 

[Kapala69]

वाह मजा आ गया बहुत जबरदस्त

 

[Imranali sha]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (A)
Richa & Jitu Special​

Thakurain gusse me doctor ko maarne ke liye uthi to dard ki vajah se uth nahi payi aur bistar me gir gayi…phir se uthne ko huyi to nurses ne usko pakad liya darte darte..

Doctor—thakurain, aap ke bachche ko hamne nahi mara balki aap ko yaha lane se pahle hi uski mout to pet me goli lagne se ho chuki thi..

Thakurain (chillate huye)—chale jao yaha se….mujhe akeli chhod do…jao yaha se sab….mujhe akeli chhod do…

Udhar dusri taraf jitu registan me aur chodu gang jungle ki khak chhante huye bhatak rahe the…

Ab aage……

Jitu registan me richa ko talash karte huye bhatak raha tha..lekin vaha to door door tak ret ke siwa kuch nazar hi nahi aa raha tha…har gujarte pal ke sath uski vyagrata teevra hoti ja rahi thi..mann aur mastisk tanaav se vyakul ho raha tha.. use samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki vo akhir itne vishal registan me apni richa didi ko kaha dhonde…? Iss chinta aur vyakulta ne uski ankho me nami ka roop le liya tha…jo ki uski aantarik manodasha ka bhali bhanti chitran kar rahi thi.

Jitu (tension)—ek hi ghanta bacha hai…na jane meri richa didi kaha aur kis haal me hongi…? Vo ummid kar rahi hongi ki main unhe bachane jarur aaunga, lekin main kya karu... ? kaha talash karu unko... ? uss langde baba ne to yahi bataya tha ki vo log richa didi ko registan ki taraf le kar gaye hain lekin yaha to ret ke alawa kuch nazar hi nahi aa raha hai...hey bhagwan, meri madad kar.

Jitu yahi sab sochte huye vichlit ho kar registan ki garam ret me dar dar bhatak raha tha. Black star ne samayavadhi poori hone par jo karne ko kaha tha, uske vishay me soch kar hi uska dil kaamp uthta tha.

Viyog me hriday jalta hai aur ankhe barasti hain. Inn ankho ko bhi barasna chahiye, kyon ki inhone hi to richa ki sundar chhavi ko hriday tak pahuchaya. Hriday ka isme kya dosh..?

Pahle jo ankhe richa ki sundar chhavi ko dekh dekh kar prasann hoti thi, tript hoti thi, vahi ankhe aaj ashru bahati phir rahi thi. Iss sansar me sachcha prem karne wale log bahut kam dikhte hain. Jaise hi do premiyo ke beech ke prem ki sugandh, aabhaas logo ko milta hai, sab unke vipreet ho jate hain. Mata-Pita, Bhai-Bandhu, Naate-Rishtedar, koi sath nahi deta. Yeh samaaj to sada se hi prem virodhi raha hai par shayad vidhata ko bhi sachche premiyo se chidh hai, tabhi to vah viyog ki sena saja kar premi yuglo par toot padta hai.

Richa ne beshak jitu se vaisa prem na kiya ho kintu jitu ne to use apne dil ki gaharaiyo se chaha hai. Vah richa ke ab taj na milne par vichlit jarur hai kintu uske mann me nirasha ke liye koi sthan nahi hai, har haal me asha bani huyi hai. Use apne antarman ki pukar aur prem par bharosa hai ki kabhi to vah richa tak pahuch hi jayega.

Ret me chalte chalte jitu ko kafi samay ho chuka tha. Kintu abhi tak richa tak pahuchne ka koi marg nazar nahi aaya tha. Samay dekhne ke liye usne mobile par nazar dali to uske dil ki dhadkane kisi ashanka se tezi se dhadakne lagi kyon ki samay ka pahiya to apni hi gati se nirantar chalta rahta hai jo kisi ke liye nahi rukta, aur vahi samay ka pahiya nirdharit samayavadhi ke bahut karib pahuch chuka tha. Richa tak na pahuch pane ki pida ne uski ankho se bahte ashru dhara ke pravah ko bhi tez kar diya tha.

Jitu (tension)—ohh no..ye time bhi kitni tezi se bhag raha hai…? Richa didi tak pahuchna to door, mujhe abhi tak ye bhi pata nahi chal paya ki vo hain kaha…? Lekin vo log didi ko yaha registan me le kar kyo ayenge…? Aisa to nahi ki vo log kahi dusri jagah le gaye ho aur main yaha time barbad kar raha hu…?

Ye soch kar vo registan se bahar ki taraf chal pada..registan se bahar nikalte hi usne ek bar phir se time dekhne ke liye mobile nikala to usme ek massage aane ka alert tone baja..jo ki kisi unknown number se bheja gaya tha..usne massage khol kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya aur phir tezi se gadi le kar ek taraf chala gaya.

Jitu (tension)—ohh shitt..ye massage to 2 ghante pahle ka bheja hua hai, shayad registan me network na milne ke karan mujhe mila nahi.

Speed me gadi chalate huye uske mann me kuch din pahle ki vo tasveer ubharne lagi jab vo raj ke birthday me shamil hone ke baad richa ko le kar vapis ghar louta tha aur raj ke bataye idea par amal karne ka faisla kiya tha. Usne sabse pahle apni maa nirmala ko mangal sutra pahna kar apni taraf karne ka socha tha lekin richa ke aa jane se vo aisa nahi kar paya.

Agli subah usne kuch soch kar richa ko raj ke bataye rarike se hi neckless ke sath me mangal sutra pahnane hi wala tha ki ussi samay richa ke pair me cockroch chadh gaya aur uski ankhe khul gayi.

Ankhe khulte hi uski nazar neckless ke sath me lipte mangal sutra par chali gayi jisse uska gussa bhadak gaya. Gussa bhadakte hi usne jitu ki jamkar pitayi kar di. Jitu apne bachav me jhuth bolta gaya lekin richa aaj uski iss harkat se bahut jyada gusse me aa gayi thi, uske upar jitu ki kisi baat ka asar nahi hua. Pitayi ke sath sath usne jitu ko khoob sunaya bhi. Yaha tak ki uski maa nirmala ko bhi pata chal gaya aur usne bhi jitu ko bonus me do char thappad ka inam de diya.

Jitu ka dil buri tarah se toot chuka tha, iss baat se nahi ki richa ne use thappad mara, balki uski kadwi baato ne uske dil ke armano ko chaknachur kar ke rakh diya tha. Ab vaha ek pal bhi rukna uske liye mushkil ho raha tha isliye usne apna samaan pack kar ke vapis amilpur lout jane ka faisla kar liya.

Jane se pahle vo ek bar phir se richa se milne uske room me gaya lekin use dekhte hi richa ek bar phir uss par baras padi aur use apne room se bhagane me lag gayi.

Jitu ne jate jate ek bar phir se richa ke samne apne pyar ka izhar kiya aur saaf shabdo me kah diya ki uske jeevan me richa ke alawa koi dusri ladki kabhi nahi ayegi. Lekin richa ne uski baat poori sune bina hi use bahar nikal ke room ka darwaja band kar liya aur jitu udas mann se ghar se chupchap nikal gaya.

Jitu ne apne mobile par google ki help se massage wali location dekhte huye tezi se chala ja raha tha aur lagbhag 3 ghante ka safar usne ek ghante me hi tay kar liya.

Vaha pahuchte hi usne gadi khadi kar ke tezi se daudne laga. Ye vahi jagah thi jaha par uski mulaqat uss langde admi se huyi thi. Use uss langde admi par bahut gussa aa raha tha. Manzil ke itne karib hone par bhi uss langde ne use manzil se bahut door bhej diya tha.

Vo tezi se jungle ke bhitar ghus gaya aur bhagne ki koshish karne laga. Halanki iss prayas me kaante wali jhadiyo ki vajah se use kayi jagah kharoch bhi aa gayi kintu use inn sab ki parwah nahi thi.

Daudte huye jab vo jungle ke kafi andar pahuch gaya to ek bar phir se confusion me pad gaya ki ab vo yaha se kidhar jaye.. ? kintu tabhi uske kano me kisi ke cheekhne ki awaz ke sath goli chalne ki awaz bhi sunayi padi to vah turant uss disha me daud pada. Kuch door bhagne par use ek gufa jaisi jagah dikhayi padi. Chillane ki awaz abhi bhi lagatar udhar se hi aa rahi thi.

Jab vo vaha pahucha to gufa ke bahar kuch log aapas me ladte huye firing karne me lage huye the. Do logo ki laash niche padi huyi thi. Jitu ko dekhte hi unhone uss par bhi firing shuru kar di. Jitu unse ulajh gaya lekin tabhi ek bar phir se gufa ke bhitar se cheekhne ki awaz aayi. Iss awaz ko jitu bhali bhanti pahchanta tha.vo gunde jitu ki taraf ek sath badhe lekin tabhi do logo ne kahi se aa kar unke upar goli chalani start kar di.

Jitu iss mouke ka fayda utha kar turant hi uss gufa me ghus gaya. Gufa kafi lambi thi aur andar bahut ghana andhera bhi tha. Raste me vah kayi jagah kisi patthar jaisi cheez se takra kar gira aur uth kar phir bhagne laga kintu kuch aur aage jane par use roshni nazar aane lagi.

Vaha pahuchte hi jitu ki ankho ne jo dekha use dekhte hi uski ankhe chhalak uthi aur agle hi pal uski ankho se bahte inn anshuo ne sailab ka roop le liya.

Uski ankho ke samne do darinde richa se lipte huye the. Richa ka poora chehra anshuo se bhiga hua tha, uske kapde kayi jagah se phat chuke the aur vo rote huye jor jor se chillaye ja rahi thi. Uske hotho ke kinaro se khoon ki patli lakir bah rahi thi.

Jitu (chillate huye)—madarchoddddd…

Ye dekhte hi jitu ne tezi se aage badh kar ek admi ko pakad kar richa ke upar se door phenk diya. Jabki dusra admi kuch samajh pata ki usse pahle hi jitu ne ek laat uske muh par maar ke use bhi richa ke upar se hata diya. Jitu ko dekhte hi richa bilakh padi. Jitu ne jaise hi uska hath pakad kar uthaya, vo jor se uske seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Richa (rote huye)—jituuuuu..

Jitu (sir me hath pherte huye)—aap ro mat ..main aa gaya hu..

Jitu sir me hath pherte huye richa ko samjha raha tha, tab tak vo dono gunde bhi sambhal chuke the. Unme se ek ne richa ka hath pakad kar use apni taraf khichne laga to jitu ne ek mukka uske muh par maar diya jisse vo niche gir gaya.

Jitu (gusse me)—madarchoddd….tune hath kaise lagaya…?

Jitu uss par laat ghunso ki barish karne laga ..uske ek hath pakad kar tod diya lekin iss chakkar me uska dhyan pahle wale gunde ki taraf se hat gaya, iska fayda utha kar usne apni jagah lete lete hi jitu ke upar chaku phenk kar maar diya jo ki ja kar jitu ke hath me ghus gaya. Ye dekh kar richa ki cheekh nikal gayi.

Richa (chilla kar)—jituuuu

Hath me chaku ghuste hi jitu ka dhyan gundo ki taraf se kuch seconds ke liye hat gaya, itne me jisne chaku mara tha, usne ek bar phir richa ko daboch liya aur uska kurta piche se phad diya.

Richa—aaaaaaa…jituuuuu..

Richa ke chillane se jitu ka dhyan uski taraf gaya to usne bina mouka ganwaye apne hath me laga chaku nikal kar uss gunde ki taraf phenk kar maar diya jo uske maathe me ja ghusa aur vo dard me chillate huye bejaan laash ki tarah niche gir gaya.

Uske niche girte hi jitu dusre gunde se bhid gaya. Kabhi jitu usko patakta to kabhi vah jitu ko. Gufa pattharo ki thi jisse dono ko chot lag rahi thi lekin jitu ka ek hath jakhmi ho chuka tha pahle hi jisme se khoon bah raha tha phir bhi usne iski parwah na karte huye uss gunde ka sir pakad kar deewar me jor se maar diya jisse uska sir phat gaya aur vo vahi dher ho gaya.

Uske girte hi richa ek bar phir daud kar jitu se lipat gayi rote huye. Richa ne jaldi se apna phata hua kurta nikal kar jitu ke hath me baandh diya. Jitu ne use apni shirt utar kar pahna di.

Jitu (hotho se khoon saaf karte huye)—mere hote huye aap ko kuch nahi hoga didi..

Jitu apne dard ko bhul kar richa ka hath pakad kar use bahar le jane laga, richa bar bar jitu ko hi dekhe ja rahi thi. Bahar nikala to vaha gundo ki laashe padi huyi thi. Jitu ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki akhir inhe kisne mara…? Akhir koun hai jisne uski madad ki ..? usne apne charo taraf dekha lekin vaha koi nazar nahi aaya to vah richa ko le kar jungle se bahar nikal gaya.

Richa use le kar sabse pahle doctor ke paas gayi jaha patti karwane ke baad dono vapis ghar ke liye chal pade. Richa ektak jitu ko hi dekhe ja rahi thi.

Richa—dard jyada ho raha hai…?

Jitu—nahi

Richa—jitu, tujhe kaise malum pada ki main yaha hu... ?

Jitu—bas pata chal gaya..lekin aap inke hath kaise lag gayi... ?

Richa—maine ek private school me teaching start kar di hai..vahi jane ke liye ghar se nikli hi thi tabhi kuch gunde aa gaye aur mujhe jabardasti pakad kar yaha le aaye. Agar aaj tu nahi aata to...main kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahti..

Jitu—apne jeete jee main aap ke sath kuch bhi galat nahi hone dunga..

Iske baad raste me jitu ne uske liye naye kapde kharide aur phir ek bade hotel me khana khane le gaya. Richa ne ghar me phone kar ke apni maa ko sab bata diya.

Richa ko aaj apne andar kuch alag hi feelings mahsoos ho rahi thi. Pahli bar uska dil uske swabhav ke vipreet soch raha tha. Jitu ki kahi huyi har baat aaj use yaad aa rahi thi kintu vo sab yaad aane par aaj richa ko gussa nahi aa raha tha.

Pyar,Ishq aur Mohabbat, khuda ki ibadat ki tarah hai..pyar ka ehsaas hi itna khas hota hai ki vah patjhad ke mousam me bhi baharo si thandak deta hai, aur garmi ki tapan bhi barish ki boondo si lagti hai. Bure halaat bhi bure nahi lagte aur har pal uske sath hone ka ehsaas aapko akela nahi chhodta. Lekin agar aap iss pyar ko mahsoos hi na kar paye to ye aapke liye jarur nuksan ki baat hai. Pyar agar hai to use mahsoos kar ke dekhiye, kyon ki duniya me pyar se behtar koi ehsaas nahi.

Yahi ehsaas aaj pahli bar richa ko ho raha tha. Vah bar bar jitu ke khyalo me doob ja rahi thi. Aaj uske baare me sochna use achcha lag raha tha. Kahi bhi jati to uski nazre anayas hi jitu ko dhoondne lagti. Richa ko bhi ye ehsaas ho chuka tha ki shayad vo jitu ko chahne lagi hai. Uska dil har pal jitu ka sath chah raha tha.

Vahi hotel me..

Tanu—ye to sach me mujhse naraz ho gaya..ab kya karu…? (kuch soch kar kaan me)…mere sath me susu karega…?

Raj—kyaaa…?

Tanu (dhire se)—vahi jo tune suna…bata na, mere sath susu karega…?

Raj—tum sach kah rahi ho na... ? kya tum sach me mere sath susu karogi…?

Tanu—agar tera mann hoga to jarur karungi…lekin tujhe bhi vada karna hoga ki meri har baat manega..

Raj (khush)—manunga, tumhari har baat manunga…chalo jaldi se susu karte hain..

Tanu (ankho me dekhte huye)—raj, tum mujhe aise hi hamesha pyar karoge na…?

Raj—haan karunga na..ab jaldi chalo susu karne..

Tanu—raj, pls, ye baat kisi ko batana mat ki maine tere samne susu ki hai..

Raj—kisi ko nahi bataunga..pakka nahi bataunga..ab chalo bhi jaldi..

Main tanu didi ka hath pakad kar bathroom me le gaya…aur jaldi se apna pant niche khiska diya..tanu abhi bhi niche sir kiye huye poore kapde pahne khadi thi.

Raj—ye kya didi, jaldi se mootne baitho na…

Tanu—mujhe sharam aati hai raj, tere samne main kaise mootne baith jaau... ?

Raj—pahle meri taraf dekho..

Tanu ne jaise hi ankhe kholi to uski ankho ke samne qutub minar aa gaya, jise dekhte hi uski ankhe choudi ho gayi aur uski saans gale me hi atak kar rah gayi, vo hairani se kabhi mere chehre ko to kabhi mere lund ko dekhne lagi.

Tanu (shocked)—omg..ye kya hai…? Itna bada aur mota..! ye kisi ke chote se chhed me kaise ghusega... ? agar jor jabardasti kar ke isne ye hathiyar kisi ke chhed me ghused bhi diya to vah bechari to aadha ghuste hi mar jayegi. Meri to iska topa ghuste hi phat jayegi.

Raj—ohh didi, kya sochne lagi ab... ? dekho didi, agar tum chahti ho ki main tumhe maaf kar du to meri har baat manni hogi..

Tanu (tension)—lekin raj...

Raj—samajh gaya..tum mujhe phir se bewaqoof banaya..jao ab main tumse kabhi baat nahi karunga..main bhavna aur kshama ke paas ja raha hu..

Tanu (hath pakad kar)—ek minute ruk na...achcha baba baithti hu..lekin tu pahle dusri taraf muh kar le.

Raj—kyo.. ? sath me susu karne ki baat huyi thi, vo bhi aamne samne baith kar..(mann me)..teri maa ko chodu, ruk bhosdi, aaj teri bur ko bhosda banata hu main...

Tanu—mujhe sharam aati hai na raj, pls dusri taraf muh kar le na...baad me chahe to idhar kar lena..pls..

Raj--ok

Maine apna muh ghuma liya dusri taraf..Tanu apni jeans utarne hi wali thi ki tabhi darwaje par dastak hone lagi..tanu ghabra kar jaldi se bathroom se bahar nikal gayi..tanu ne ja kar darwaja khola to samne uski hone wali bhabhi aditi khadi thi.

Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod, beech me kaha se aa gayi.. ? itna achcha khasa tanu ki bur dekhne milne wali thi..lagta hai ki iski bur me bhi lund pelna padega.

Aditi—tanu, meri mummy tujhse thodi baat karna chahti hain..chal na..

Tanu—theek hai..raj, main abhi aati hu..

Tanu vaha se aditi ke sath uske room me chali gayi. Uske jate hi main bhi bahar nikal aaya. Bahar niklate hi mera phone bajne laga, jo ki maine aaj hi naya kharida tha kyon ki purana wala to khayi me hi gir gaya tha. Abhi mobile me kisi ke number save nahi kiye the isliye jaldi hi pick kar liya.

Raj—hello..koun..

Caller—STAR,,,,BLACK STAR

Very nice

 

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Wah bhai wah kya update diya hai.bo sab ladkiya raste me hongi kisi buses me ab unko kese chodu gang pakadenge avi feedback incomplete he pura feedback kuch hi samay me ayega

 

[Imranali sha]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (B)​

Tanu vaha se aditi ke sath uske room me chali gayi. Uske jate hi main bhi bahar nikal aaya. Bahar niklate hi mera phone bajne laga, jo ki maine aaj hi naya kharida tha kyon ki purana wala to khayi me hi gir gaya tha. Abhi mobile me kisi ke number save nahi kiye the isliye jaldi hi pick kar liya.

Raj—hello..koun..

Caller—STAR,,,,BLACK STAR

Ab aage…..

Raj—tujhe mera ye naya number kaise mila madarchod…?

Black star—ye kya chote bachcho jaisi baate karte ho sp..sari duniya me mera sikka chalta hai, phir apne khas logo ke baare me hi mujhe jankari nahi hogi kya…?

Raj—tere admiyo ko maine maar kar tanu ko aur mujhe kidnap karne ka tera plan maine fail kar diya isliye shayad apni bhadas nikalne ke liye call kiya hoga tune, kyo…?

Black star—tera dimag sach me tere lund me hi rahta hai lagta hai hamesha, tu samajhta hai ki mere admiyo ko maar kar tune mera plan fail kar diya..to ye teri galat fahmi hai…mera plan to success ho gaya hai..tujhe kya lagta hai ki maine apne admiyo ko kisi ko kidnap karne ke liye bheja tha…? Nahi re chutiye, balki main to sirf ye dekhna chahta tha ki teri yaad dast sach me chali gayi hai ya phir tu natak kar raha hai…? Kyon ki main janta tha ki agar tu memory loss hone ka bahana kar raha hai tab tanu ke sath koi galat harkat hote huye nahi dekh payega aur na hi khud ko control kar payega…Tanu ko mujhe kidnap karna hota to vah kaam mere liye baanye hath ka kaam hai.

Raj—haan, ab to apni izzat bachane ke liye tu yahi bolega na,

Black star—bachche, jin admiyo ko tune mara, vo sab to sadak chhap gunde the…abhi tak tera samna ek bar bhi black army se hua hi kaha hai,,,chuho ko maar maar kar tu apne aap ko sher samajh raha hai,,vo kya hai na ki “Sher Jab Chain Ki Neend Sota Hai To Kutto Ko Bhi Galat Fahmi Ho Jati Hai Ki Jungle Mein Unka Raaj Chal Raha Hai.” Theek yahi halat teri bhi hai.

Raj—vo to tera dil hi janta hoga ki koun sher hai aur koun chuha..? koun chhupte phir raha hai aur koun din dahade sab ke samne shikar kar raha hai..? apne aap ko sher kahta hai, bhosdike, tu chuha hai..himmat hai to samne aa kar iss sarkari chudakkad saand ka muqabla kar..kasam se madarchod,,”jis bur se nikal kar tu bahar aaya hai na, tujhe vapis ussi bur me na ghused du to kahna “

Black star—vo sab chhod aur matlab ki baat sun,,,jin jin ladkiyo ko tune bachaya tha, vo sab ab phir se mere kabze me hain,,sath me richa aur anamika ko bhi tere aur teri chodakkad team ke karan hua apna nuksan vasool karne ke liye uthwa liya hai..lekin afsos ki iss bar tu kuch nahi kar payega aur na hi teri chodu team unme se kisi ko bacha payegi.. bas ek kami rah gayi ki teri bahan radha ko thakurain bacha le gayi, lekin koi baat nahi, thakurain bhi kab tak bachayegi, iss bar to goli lagne ke baad bhi vo bach gayi,, magar afsos ki tere bachche ko nahi bacha payi.

Raj (gussa hote huye)—madarchodd..teri maa ko chodu..ek bar mil ja madarchod tu, phir dekh itne lund teri gaand me marunga, ki jiske baad madarchod, jindagi bhar tera hagna band nahi hoga.

Black star—tu sirf chilla sakta hai, vo kahawat hai na ki khisiyani billi khambha noche, to tu bhi vahi kar raha hai.. phir bhi chal main tumhe aur teri chodu team ko ek chance deta hu unhe bachane ka..kal ** baje se le kar 4 ghante ka time deta hu, main vada karta hu ki itne samay tak kisi ke sath koi galat harkat nahi hogi, agar inn 4 ghanto me tum nahi bacha paye to phir sab ke kapde jism se alag hone lagenge, pahle mere admi jee bhar kar unka bhog lagayenge uske baad unhe videsh ke alag alag city me kothe par bitha dunga…hihihihi..hai na mast idea..

Raj (gusse me)—tujhe time dene ka bahut shouq hai na sab ko…to aaj iss saand ki ek baat ko gaand me dhakkan laga kar sun le…Main tujhe 12 din ka time deta hu. Ja jee le apni jindagi. Kyon ki aaj se theek 13 ve din ke suryast ke sath hi teri jindagi ka bhi surya doob jayega, time note kar le theek 6 pm. Inn 12 dino me tu jo kar sakta hai kar le. Jo ukhad sakta hai ukhad le. Aur haan, ye dhamki nahi hai balki iss saand ki pratigya hai. Apni poori black army laga le apni hifazat ke liye, ya phir duniya ke kisi bhi kone me ja kar chhup ja, aaj se 12 din poore hote hi ye saand tujhe vaha se teri gaand me lund daal ke tujhe bahar ghasit layega.

Black star—hahahaha, jaan na pahchan, main tera mehman..hahaha...abe ghonchu pahle mujhe dhoond to le, ki bina dhoonde hi maar dega.. ?

Raj—vo mera kaam hai..tu uski tension mat le...bas intazar kar 12 din poore hone ka..tu bhi meri baat sun le, jis kisi ki bhi vajah se thakurain ke sath ye hadsa hua hai, vo kal ka suraj nahi dekhega..agar tu usko bacha sakta hai to bacha le..rahi baat unn ladkiyo ko bachane ki, to meri chodu team ko shayad tune sirf naam ki hi chodu team samjha hoga, kal shaam tak tujhe pata chal jayega ki vo kitni maha chodu team hai, baki apne admiyo ki halat dekh kar tu khud hi samajh jayega.

Black star—achcha, chal tujhe ek baat aur bata deta hu, teri mehbooba sadhana aur teri mehbooba sadhana, dono mere kabze me hain,,,tu hairan ho gaya hoga na ki maine do bar teri mehbooba sadhana kyo kaha…? Hihihihi..koi baat nahi, tu dono jagah sadhana ke sthan par sheetal samajh le…hihihihi

Raj (shocked)—kya bakta hai madarchod..?

Black star—main bak nahi raha hu balki yahi sach hai..dono mere kabze me hain…ab jaisa main kahta hu, vaisa hi tu karta ja,,warna ek to vaise hi raat din khoon ki ulti karte huye kuch din me mar jayegi aur bachi dusri to tu janta hi hai ki main ladkiyo ke mamle me kitna harami hu..vaise bhi dono doodh ki malayi ki tarah ekdam gori chikni hain, kasam se dono ko dekhte hi niyat kharab ho jati hai.

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd…teri dushmani to mujhse hai..phir unhe kyo kidnap kiya…? Kya bigada hai unhone tera..? bhosdike, 12 din poore hone se pahle agar nahi marna chahta to dono ko chhod de…

Black star—alelele bahut gussa aa raha hai saand ko..hihihihi..hath aayi chidiya ko kaise chhod du, vo bhi sone ka anda dene wali hain dono…vaise jarurat to mujhe sirf sheetal ki hi hai,

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd, phir tune meri sadhana ko kyo kidnap kiya…? Vo bechari to pahle se hi mout ke kagaar par khadi hai..

Black star—to phir meri baat maan ja..

Raj (gusse me)—tu akhir chahta kya hai…?

Black star—wasiyat..

Raj—vo mere paas nahi hai aur na hi main janta ki vo kaha hai ya usme kya likha hai... ?

Black star—ye to main bhi janta hu ki vo kaha hai, ye koi nahi janta...lekin tujhe vo wasiyat mere liye dhoondni hogi agar sheetal aur sadhana ki bachani hai to...baki tu samajh hi gaya hoga..vaise asli raj bhi mere kabze me hai..ab faisla tujhe karna hai, agar tune mera kaam kar diya to main vada karta hu ki teeno ko chhod dunga..

Raj—theek hai, wasiyat to main inn 12 dino me dhoond hi lunga aur aaj se 13 ve din tu jaha kahega, vaha le kar aa jaunga.. magar uske liye tujhe sab ko chhodna hoga jinhe tune kidnap kar rakha hai..

Black star—ye kisi ko chhodne wala kaam to nahi ho sakta..

Raj (tension)—dekh maine kaha na ki main khud wasiyat dhoond kar aaj se 13 ve din, tu jaha kahega, vaha aaunga, agar tune teeno ko chhod diya to..warna

Black star—warna kya…?

Raj—warna aaunga to main jarur 13 ve din ..jagah bhi teri hogi, goli bhi teri hogi, gaand bhi teri hi hogi aur mout bhi teri hi hogi..bas iss baat ka faisla tujhe karna hai ki “Tu Kanoon Ke Panje Ki Mout Marega Ya Phir Saand Ke Dande Ki Mout.”

Black star—bahut hoshiyar samajhta hai apne aap ko…? Maine kaha na ki mujhe sirf sheetal ki hi jarurat thi, sadhana ki nahi,,,lekin kya karu, dono hum shakal hain na, to samajh me hi nahi aata ki koun sheetal hai aur koun sadhana…? Sali kabhi sheetal, sadhana ban jati hai to kabhi sadhana, sheetal..dono ne mil kar dimag ka dahi kar diya hai..isliye majburi me dono ko pakadna pada.

Raj—akhir sheetal se tujhe kya lena dena hai..? tujhe to wasiyat se matlab hai na..? aur vo kaam main karne ko taiyar hu.. isliye unko chhod de..

Black star—nahi chhod sakta na, majburi hai..vo kya hai ki mujhe jo cheez chahiye..agar tu uska tala hai to sheetal uss taale ki chabi hai..aur bina chabi ke taala kaise khulega…? Matlab sidha sidha ye hai ki bina asli sheetal ke uss wasiyat tak nahi pahucha ja sakta,,main kya, koi bhi nahi pahuch sakta sheetal ki madad ke bina…

Raj—sheetal didi ka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Tum to aise bol rahe ho jaise ki sheetal didi pahle se janti ho ki wasiyat kaha hai aur usme kya likha hai…?

Black star—maine ye kab kaha…? Lekin tumhe ek raaz ki baat batata hu, kisi ko batana mat warna tumhari family khatre me aa jayegi..

Raj—kaisa raaz madarchod…?

Black star—sheetal ko bachpan se hi kuch sapne aate hain…vahi sapna vo har roj dekhti hai…sheetal ko neend me dikhayi dene wale unn sapno ka sambandh uss wasiyat se hai aur wasiyat ka sambandh uske bhai raj se juda hai…samajh gaye, yahi vajah hai ki sheetal aur sadhana ki jaan hamesha khatre me rahti hai kyon ki dono hum shakal hain. Ab sapne me vo koun koun si jagah dekhti hai, ye to sheetal hi janti hai na..aur sapne me dikhne wali unhi kisi jagah me wasiyat ka raaz dafan hai….sheetal ki madad ke bina uss jagah tak nahi pahucha ja sakta, uss jagah ko sirf sheetal hi pahchan sakti hai kyon ki usne uss jagah ko apne sapno me anginat bar dekha hua hai.

Raj (shocked)—whatttt..‼

Black star—kyon yakin nahi aaya..?

Raj—madarchodd..jab tujhe lagta hai ki sheetal didi wasiyat kaha hai, ye janti hain to phir mujhe dhoondne ko kyo bol raha hai…? Mujhe bewaqoof samajh rakha hai teri maa ko chodu…? Aur agar jab asli raj tere paas hai to mujhse apni gaand kyo marwana chahta hai…? Raj bhi tere paas hai aur sheetal didi bhi, phir mujhse kya chahta hai…?

Black star—tum dono bhi to hum shakal ho na, to kya malum ki asli raj koun hai…? Dusri baat ki buddhe ne wasiyat kaha chhupayi hai, ye sheetal thodi hi na janti hai..vo sab chhodo, aur ab suno..abhay ki haweli me ek khandani heere ki anguthi hai jiske andar wasiyat ke baare me koi raaz hai, vo anguthi tumhe kisi tarah hasil kar ke mujh tak pahuchani hai..tab tak sheetal aur sadhana bilkul salamat rahengi mere paas….agar tumne mera kaam kar diya to main tumse vada karta hu ki main sab ko azad kar dunga…itna hi nahi, tumhari aur sadhana ki bimari bhi theek kar dunga..sath me poori property bhi vapis kar dunga.

Raj—aisa kya hai madarchod uss wasiyat me ki tujhe property nahi chahiye to kya chahiye…?

Black star—ye to main bhi nahi janta ki kya hai uss wasiyat me..bas tum vaisa karo jaisa maine kaha hai…aur itna dhyan rakhna ki tumhari jaan matlab ki sheetal aur sadhana mere kabze me hain.

Raj (thoda jor se)—agar unn dono ko jara si kharonch bhi aayi to itna dhyan rakhna ki phir tujhe wasiyat ka raaz kabhi pata nahi chalega kyon ki mujhse sach ugalwane ki teri gaand me dum nahi hai.

Black star—poori duniya mujhse darti hai aur tu mujhe hi dara raha hai..?

Raj—main dara nahi raha hu balki nasihat de raha hu..intazar kar aaj se 13 ve din ka...ussi din mulaqat hogi.

Uska call cut hote hi maine thakurain ko call lagaya..jo ki bistar me pade pade ro rahi thi..unknown number se call aane par usne turant cut kar diya..maine kayi bar call lagaya tab ja kar usne call pick kiya.

Thakurain (sisakte huye)—hello..

Raj (dard)—indu..

Thakurain (shocked)—hello..koun..! rajj

Raj—hmmm

Thakurain (rote huye)—raj tum kaha ho…?

Raj—abhay aur black star ki maiya chodne aaya hu..

Thakurain (rote huye)—rajj, vo sheetal mili kyaa…? Vo tumhe dhoondne gayi huyi hai rajasthan…uski tabiyat bahut serious hai.

Raj (dard)—janta hu indu..par tum chinta mat karo, apne jeete ji main use kuch nahi hone dunga…(nam ankhe)..jis ki vajah se unhe aur tumhe ye dard jhelna pad raha hai, main uss madarchod black star ko kutte se bhi badtar mout dunga.

Thakurain (sisakte huye)—tum kab aoge..? tumhari aaj bahut yaad aa rahi hai raj..

Raj (dard)—ye sab kaise hua indu…?

Thakurain (sisak kar)—sab theek hain raj..yaha ki chinta mat karo..radha bhi theek hai...main yaha sab sambhal lungi..tum sheetal ko jaldi se dhoondo raj...uske muh se bahut jyada khoon aane laga hai aaj kal..

Raj (nam ankhe)—indu, goli kis ne chalayi thi..

Thakurain (rote huye)—vo..vo..rajj

Raj (jor se)—maine pucha, goli kisne chalayi thi... ?

Thakurain (rote huye)—dhanraj ke admi the..

Raj (gusse me)—dhanraj…tu kal ka suryoday nahi dekhega..

Thakurain—hello rajjj..rajjj

Maine call cut kar ke kisi dusre number par call laga kar kisi se baat karne laga..usse baat kar ke free hua hi tha ki tanu aa gayi aur main apni ankhe band kar ke apne gusse ko control karne laga.

Tanu—raj, gusse se kisse itni jor se baat kar rahe the…? Ye phone tumne kab liya…?

Raj—vo, black star ka call tha..

Tanu (chounk kar)—kyaaa..black star..? lekin usne tumhe call kyo kiya tha…?

Raj (mann me)—ab isse kya bolu…sach to bata nahi sakta..jhuth hi bolna padega kuch..

Raj (jhuth)—vo madarchod mujhe dhamki de raha tha, maine bhi achche se suna diya madarchod ko….

Tanu (tension)—tum nahi jante raj ki vo bahut khatarnak admi hai..tumhe usse iss tarah gusse me baat nahi karni chahiye thi..

Raj (jhuth)—to kya karta…? Vo madarchod mujhe aap ko chodne ko bol raha tha..sala kamina mujhse meri hi tanu didi ko chudwana chahta hai..upar se bolta hai ki agar nahi chodoge to tumhe jaan se maar kar vo khud sab ko chodega..uski aisi ki taisi madarchod ki.. bolta hai ki tumne mere admiyo ko maar kar jin jin ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand bachayi hai, ab tumse hi unko chudwaunga nahi to mujhe maar dega.

Tanu (shocked)—kyaaa..aisa kaha usne…?

Raj—haan didi, itna hi nahi uss madarchod ne to yaha tak kaha ki agar maine 7 din ke andar tanu, ke sath sath kshama, bhavna aur aditi bhabhi ko nahi choda to vah tum sab ko kidnap karne ke baad apne sabhi admiyo se chudwayega.. aur ye bhi kaha ki apne admiyo ki mout ke badle me mujhe tum sab ko chodne ke baad kalyani chachi aur rekha didi ko bhi chodna padega…nahi to vo mujhe maar dega.

Tanu (shocked)—kyaaa..mummy aur rekha ko bhi…?

Raj—haan didi, lekin tum chinta mat karo..maine bhi usko khoob gali diya hai…bhala koi bhai apni bahan ko bhi chodta hai kabhi..? bahan ko chodna to bahut bada paap hota hai..ab tumhi batao didi, ki agar main tumhe chodu to ye paap hoga na…? maine bol diya ki mujhe maarna hai to bhale hi maar de lekin main apni tanu didi, kalyani chachi aur rekha didi ko kaise chod sakta hu…? Ye to paap hai.

Tanu (lipat kar)—nahi raj, tumhe usse aise nahi kahna chahiye tha..vo bahut harami hai..kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

Raj—arrey didi, jyada se jyada mujhe maar hi dega na..? maar dene do..

Tanu (muh me hath rakh kar)—nahi raj, aisa mat bolo..main tumhe kuch nahi hone dungi ab..

Raj—to kya kahta ki theek hai, main apni tanu didi ko chodunga…? Jaise ki main tumse chudwane ko kahta aur tum mujhse chudwane ko taiyar ho jati..? (mann me)..Marwaogi Tum Sab Apni Apni Marwaogi, Aaj Nahi To Kal Sab Iss Saand Se Chud Jaogi.

Vahi dusri taraf…

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Yeh madarchod black staaar raaj ko b apny jaal mein phnsa rha hy. Sheetal ki batein kr k kyun k sheetal pehly say he raj k khilaaf hy k yeh behroopia hy asli raaj ni hy . Black staar ny raaj ko sheetal k spno k bary mein bat ki ab raj sheetal say dobara bat kary ga to sheetal k saath saath sadhna b sheetal ki baton ka yaqeen kr ly ge....
1 or bat k ye raaj ny black staar ko yeh kyun kaha k jb asli sheetal r asli raaj tmhary pas hain to mujhy kyun kehty ho. Agr pichli kahani py nazar dalein to yehi asli raaj hy????

 

[Naik]

Bahot shaandaar update bhai
Chodu gang n bahot badhiya kaam kia mazedaar comedy wala
Thanks for lovely update

 

[tabishqureshi]

Lajawab update

 

[Nevil singh]

SAAND
UPDATE- 268 (C)
Chodu Gang Special​

Chodu gang jungle me idhar se udhar alag alag group me apne sath 4-4 constables ki team bana kar bhatak rahe the, magar kidnap huyi ladkiyo ke baare me koi surag nahi mil raha tha aur samay tha ki pankh laga kar tezi se udta ja raha tha.

Ab aage…..

Amtul 4 police walo ke sath jungle ke andar anamika ki talash me ghum raha tha ..kuch aur aage jane par vo unn police walo se kuch kahne ke liye piche muda hi tha ki itne me use kisi ne dhakka de kar niche gira diya. Vo sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki use ek aur jhatka laga jab usne ye dekha ki vahi charo police wale uske upar bandook taane khade huye hans rahe hain.

Amtul (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…? Mujhe giraya kisne…?

Constable 1—hahaha…ye sab tumhari mout ka samaan hai..

Amtul (hairan)—kya matlab hai tumhara …?

Constable 2—matlab saaf hai…hum sab yaha tumhari madad ke liye nahi balki tum sab ko upar pahuchane aaye hain..hihi

Amtul—bhosdike..police me ho kar police ke sath gaddari..? iska anzam jante ho…?

Constable 3—hum special police wale hain....hihihihi…tum ab apne anzam ki socho..

Amtul—sharam aani chahiye tumhe, chand paiso ke liye bik gaye..main abhi commissioner sir ko phone kar ke tumhari vardi utarvata hu..

Constable 1—commissioner ko.. ? hahaha...bata de bhai isko ki hum koun se police wale hain…? Vaise bhi ye ab marne hi wala hai...

Constable 4—hahaha..tumhe kya laga tha ki tum hi hoshiyar ho…? Black star chutiya hai…? Arrey vo tumse dus kadam aage ki soch rakhta hai…use malum chal gaya tha ki tum log unn ladkiyo ke mobile ki location pata kar ke unka picha kar rahe ho isliye usne ladkiyo ko kahi aur bhej kar unke mobile chhuda kar yaha rakhwa diya.

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Constable 2—itna hi nahi, vo jungle ke bahar jo lakadhara mila tha na, vah bhi black star ka hi admi hai..hihihi..

Amtul (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? Vo mdarchod black star ka admi tha…? Bhosdi ka bahut sharif lag raha tha…dekh lena, madarchod ki gaand me bade bade kide padenge…

Cons. 4--ladkiyo se mobile chhudane ke baad vo yaha mobile chhupane aa gaya aur hum thane me pahuch kar police me bharti ho gaye, kuch samay ke liye…aur jis commissioner ki tum hame dhamki de rahe ho na, use sab pata hai..usne hi to thanedar ko bol kar hame police ki vardi dilwayi aur usse tum logo ke sath hame yaha bhej diya jisse ki hum tum sabhi ka kalyan kar sake..

Amtul (shocked)—iska matlab ki ladkiya yaha jungle me nahi hain…?

Constable 1—hahahaha…jungle me..? hahahaha…yaha to vo kabhi aayi hi nahi, kewal unke mobile aaye hain…

Amtul (dimag kharab)—iska matlab ki uss madarchod lakadhare ne jhuth bol kar hame jungle me bhatakne ko bhej diya..bhosdi ka… bahut bada madarchod hai vo…sala bol raha tha ki meri do do biwi hain..sale ki maa ki choot…ye to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya madarchod..(mann me tension)..ye to sab gadbad ho gaya..ab anamika ko kaise bachaau..? time bhi nahi hai jyada hamare paas ab to..

Constable 1—chal ab bahut jaan liya…thok do sale ko..

Amtul jaha gira tha vo thoda pathareeli jagah thi…jaise unn charo ne goli chalane ke liye trigger par ungliya rakhi vaise hi amtul ne jaldi se do patthar utha kar do logo ke muh par maar diya jisse vo dard se tilmila uthe. Kyon ki amtul jab niche gira tha tabhi uske hath patthar par hi the jinhe usne baate karte huye apni dono mutthi me majbuti se pakad rakha tha

Ye sab itni jaldi me hua ki baki dono sathi kuch samajh nahi paye…unke cheekhne ki awaz se dono ka dhyan kuch pal ke liye amtul se hath kar unki taraf chala gaya, itna waqt kafi tha amtul ko khud ko sambhalne ke liye…usne turant apna revolver nikal kar baki dono ko shoot kar diya. Dono vahi tadapte huye dher ho gaye.

Amtul ne jine patthar mara tha, unke muh aur naak se khoon bah raha tha..apne sathiyo ko marte dekh dono apni apni bandook dekhne lage jo ki patthar lagne se hath se chhut kar gir gayi thi kintu amtul ne unhe iska mouka nahi diya aur dono ke pair me goli maar kar niche baithne ko vivash kar diya. Ek bar dono dard se chillane lage.

Amtul (gusse me)—bhosdike..mujhe maroge…? Tumhari amma ka bhosda maru bhosdike..chal bata ki unn ladkiyo ko kaha le kar gaye hain…? Dubara nahi puchunga, dhyan rahe..

Constable 1—aaaaaaa…hame nahi malum..

Amtul—nahi malum---dhaannnyyyy

Cons. 1—aaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul—ab chal tu bata madarchodd…

Cons. 2—aaaa..tum vaha nahi pahuch sakte....vo yaha se hazaro km door hain...kaha, ? ye main bhi nahi janta...tumhare paas ab samay nahi hai bacha hai unhe bachane ka....thodi hi der me unn sab ki pelayi chalu ho jayegi...8-8 log ek sath mil ke ek ek ko pelenge...do bur me, do gaand me, do muh me aur do log chuchi ka maza lenge ek sath...hihihihi

Amtul (chilla kar)—madarchodd...nahi malum na, to le gaand mara apni bhosdike...dhaaannnnyyyy

Cons. 2—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Amtul ne use ek laat maar kar palta diya aur phir bandook utha ke uski nali uske gaand me ghused kar shoot kar diya..vo dard me chillate huye hamesha ke liye shant ho gaya.

Uske marte hi amtul ko bakiyo ki chinta huyi to unhe call karne ke liye apna mobile bahar nikala lekin usme network hi nahi mil raha tha to usne khud hi unke paas ja kar dekhne ka faisla kiya.

Amtul (tension, mann me)—sab gadbad ho gaya…ye madarchod black star ne gaand maar kar rakh di sabki…sala network bhi to nahi mil raha hai mobile me…unke sath bhi to yahi naqli police wale madarchod hain…

Amtul apne baki sathiyo ko dhoondne ke liye nikal gaya..vahi ek taraf firefox jungle ke bhitar ladkiyo ki talash me bhatak raha tha…ki achanak tabhi..

“Chupchap apne hath upar kar ke khade ho jao, warna goli maar dunga.” Kisi ne piche se kaha.

Firefox (mann me)—madarchod koun aa gaya…?

Firefox ne apne dono hath upar kar ke palat gaya..samne dekhte hi usko jhatka laga kyon ki yaha bhi vaisa hi drishya tha, charo police wale usko bandook ka nishana lagaye khade the.

Firefox (hairan)—ye sab kya hai re bahanchodo... ?

Cons. 1—tumhari mout...hahahaha

Ye sab dekh kar firefox ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki unke sath dhokha hua hai aur ye sab black star ke liye bike huye hain.. vo jaldi se apne dimag me koi tarkeeb sochne laga.

Firefox (kuch soch kar)—hahahaha, chutiyo, mujhe maarne se pahle ek bar piche to palat kar dekh lo...

Cons. 2—kyo kaha hai piche…?

Firefox—khud hi dekh lo..

Jaise hi charo piche palte vaise hi firefox ne jaldi se revolver nikal kar unhe shoot kar diya..kyon ki piche to koi tha hi nahi, ye bas apni taraf se unka dhyan hatane ka kewal ek bahana tha.

Firefox—bhosdike…mujhe maarne chale the…jhaantu sale..

Firefox ne unki bandook utha kar apne kandhe par tangi aur aage apne talashi abhiyan me phir se chal pada...abhi kuch hi aage gaya tha ki tabhi vo achanak uska pair kisi cheez me phans gaya aur agle hi pal vo ek ped par ulta jhulta hua nazar aane laga.

Firefox (chilla kar)—aaaaaa…abe koun hai be madarchod…?

Uske agle hi pal koi ped se niche koonda aur chalte huye uske paas aa kar khada ho gaya…firefox ped me ulta latka hone ke karan use sirf uss shakhs ke pair hi dikhayi pad rahe the pahli nazar me..

Firefox (hairan)--Ye sab mujhe ulta kyo dikhayi de raha hai…? Abe, bhosdike ke koun hai be tu..? sidha khada ho na..ulta kyo khada hai madarchod…? Aaaaa

Firefox ka itna kahna tha ki uske gaalo par ek jhannatedar thappad pad gaya..ek hi thappad se firefox ko din me taare nazar aane lage, sab kuch ulta pulta ghumta dikhayi dene laga.

Firefox—abe bhosdike, koun hai be tu bina jhaant ka, ek to introduction to kuch diya nahi, dusra ulta khada hai aur sidhe maarna shuru kar diya. madarchod…? Aaaaa.. poora kaan jhanjhana gaya bhosdika..pahle sidha to khada ho jata..

“Jaldi bata, meri bahan ko kaha chhipa rakha hai tune…? Nahi to maar maar ke tera murabba bana dunga…jaldi bata.” Uss shakhs ne kaha.

Firefox (confuse)—abe bhosdike…main khade khade jhul kyo raha hu ya phir ye sab ped hi jhul rahe hain…? Arrey ye kya,..? mujhe akash ki jagah jamin kyo dikh rahi hai…? Kahi main hi to ulta nahi latak raha hu…? Abe madarchod, niche utar mujhe..

Agle hi uss shakhs ne jhuk kar firefox ke baal pakad liye aur ek tamacha phir se jad diya..iss bar firefox jhanjhanane ke sath chounk bhi gaya..lekin ulta latke hone ki vajah se vo jyada kuch kar nahi sakta tha…uske samne ek gora chitta, chikna ladka khada tha, sir me pag baandhe huye..

Firefox—abe bina jhaant ka lomda, kyo maar raha hai mujhe…? Bhosdike, shakal surat aur awaz to teri ekdam ladkiyo jaisi hai…doodh bhi ladkiyo jaise phoole huye hain.. lekin hath hathode jaisa hai…agar tu ladki hoti to kasam se teri gaand maarne me bahut maza aata..bhosdike, abe lomda, mujhe niche to utar..

“Chaaatttaaakkk…jo pucha hai, vo bata warna ye chaku tere seene me utar dunga.” Uss shakhs ne chaku dikha kar chillate huye kaha.

Firefox—ek bar mujhe niche utar jane de, phir main apna chaku teri gaand me ghusedta hu bhosdike..

‘’Saale kamine, tu aise nahi manega..” uss shakhs ne gusse me kaha.

Iss bar jaise hi usne maarne ke liye hath uthaya vaise hi firefox ne uske ghutne pakad kar apni taraf khicha..jisse vo shakhs tezi se niche gira lekin iss chakkar me firefox ka uske pair se slip ho gaya aur phir se pakadne ke chakkar me uss shakhs ki shirt uske hatho me aa gayi.

Firefox jhulte huye piche chala gaya jabki vo shakhs niche dhadam se ja gira...girte hi uski shirt ke sare button ek ek kar ke tootte chale gaye ...uske sir ki pag door ja giri....firefox ne jaise hi ek nazar niche pade uss shakhs par ghumayi to agle hi pal uski ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.

Firefox (shocked)--OMG...Ye Lomda nahi hai..Ye to jungli Lomdi hai..

Pag ke door girne se uss shakhs ke sir ke bade bade baal hawa me lahrane lage aur shirt ki button tootne se bra me qaid uski gori aur badi chuchiya aadhe se jyada bahar nikal aayi thi, ye drishya dekh kar firefox ko jhatka to lagna hi tha, shakal surat bhi achchi dene me upar wale ne koi kanjusi nahi barti thi..gaand aisi ki dekhte hi lund ka pani nikal jaye..kul mila kar uska madmata youvan kisi buddhe ki niyat bhi kharab karne ke liye paryapt thi phir firefox to jawan chudakkad louda tha, uska lund khada hona to swabhavik hi tha…uski adhkhuli chuchiya dekh kar uski ankho me lomdi si chamak aa gayi thi aur muh se laar tapakne lagi thi.

Jaise hi uss ladki ne firefox ko apni taraf ghurte huye paya to vah gusse se bhadak uthi..aur jaldi se uth kar apne kapde theek karne lagi..usne shirt utar kar apni chuchiyo me baandh liya.

Firefox—shirt mat baandho, aise hi achcha lag raha tha..vaise tere doodh asli hain kya…? Idhar paas me aa na, ek bar thoda sa daba ke dekhta hu..’Badi badi hain choochi teri, Badi hai teri Gaand…Ek bar dikha de bur bhi apni, Dekhu Kabhi ghusa hai usme Laand.’

Ladki (gusse me)—sala tharki…kyaa kaha…? Ruk abhi batati hu tujhe..

Usne agal bagal dekha to jab kuch nazar nahi aaya to lakdi tod kar firefox ka pichwada lal karne lagi sath me gusse me gaaliya bhi bakte ja rahi thi.

Ladki (gusse me)—saale tharki...kya bol raha tha.. ?

Firefox—aaaaaaa...arrey yaar ye jungli lomdi kaha se kaha se tapak padi... ? jor se mat maar lagta hai..aaaa…dekh mujhe niche utar de..aaaaaaa…aate hi naam na dhaam, sidhe dhama dham chalu kar diya isne..

‘’Pahle meri bahan ke baare me bata sale.’’ ladki ne jor se kaha.

Firefox—lagta hai ki tujhe galat fahmi ho rahi hai...maine sachchi me teri bahan ko nahi choda.....teri bahan ko saand ne choda hoga aur iss samay vo kahi par nangi apni taange phailaye behosh padi hogi...kasam se, main to teri bahan ko janta tak nahi...aaaaa

Ladki (gusse me)--‘’chatttaaaakkk.’’….jab tak ye nahi batayega ki meri bahan ke sath kya kiya tune, tab tak aise maarti rahungi..

Firefox (pareshan)—arrey maine kaha na..main nahi janta teri bahan ko...main to khud hi ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hu..aaaaaaa

Ladki (pitayi karte huye gusse me)—ladkiyo ki talash me ghum raha hai, unki bhi zindagi barbad karne ke liye..aaj main tujhe jinda nahi chhodungi..sataakkkk..sattaaakkk..ab main samjhi ki hamare aas paas ke gaon ki ladkiya gayab kaha ho jati hain.. ? saale tharki, tu hi hai vo ladkiyo ka lutera jo bholi bhali ladkiyo ko bahla fusla kar unki izzat lootne ke baad kahi le ja kar bech deta hai..aaj tujhe nahi chhodungi..

Firefox—aaaaa...ye kya bak rahi hai..pagal ho gayi hai.. ? ladkiyo ka lutera... ?...dekh meri poori gaand lal ho gayi hai..

Ladki—jaldi bata..kaha rakha hai meri bahan ko... ?

Firefox—pahle mujhe niche to utar..mujhe unn ladkiyo ko bachana hai...nahi to vo log unkie sath na jane kya kya karenge... ?

Ladki—jyada hoshiyari dikhane ki jarurat nahi hai..tu unhe lootne wala tu bachayega.. ? tharki kahi ka..bechare police walo ko bhi maar diya tune jo meri bahan ko bachane aaye the...

Firefox (tension)--kaha phans gaya yaar..

Ladki (gusse me)—sidhi tarah batata hai ya ab ki baar chaku ghused du tere pet me…?

Firefox—dekh bahut ho chuka...tu janti nahi ki ek police wale par hath uthane ke jurm me main tujhe andar band kar dunga..samjhi..

Ladki—dara kis ko raha hai..? mujhe aisi vaisi ladki mat samajhna..main bahut khatarnak hu..tere jaiso ko to main jhumri talaiya me bech aaungi, samjha…aur kya bola..? tu mujhe andar kar dega…? Saale tharki, ladkiyo ka lutera.

Firefox (tension)—ufff..kya musibat hai…? Vo police wale nahi balki gunde the, naqli police wale…inn logo ne hi ladkiyo ko kidnap kar ke kahi rakha hai…main asli police wala hu.. agar tujhe yakin nahi hai to meri jeb se mera I’d card nikal kar dekh le….

Ladki—mujhe jarurat nahi hai kuch bhi dekhne ki..police wale hote to akeli ladki dekh kar aisi gandi baate nahi karte.. ? aur dusra tumhari vardi bhi to nahi hai…?

Firefox (jor se)—bahut ho chuka tera natak…ab agar jyada dimag kharab kiya to inn gundo ki tarah teri bhi gaand me goli maar dunga..jab bar bar bol raha hu ki main police wala hu to samajh nahi rahi..

Firefox ne apni rivolver nikal kar rassi par fire kar diya jisse vo beech se toot gayi…uske azad hote hi uss ladki ne phir se use danda maarnachaha to firefox ne ek hath se pakad kar danda chhuda liya aur ladki ko pakad kar vahi niche patak ke uss par chadh gaya. Jisse vo niche kasmasane lagi.

Ladki—aaa..chhodo mujhe…aaaahhh

Firefox (doodh dabate huye)—ab bata kya kar legi tu agar main yahi tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur me lund pel du to…?

Ladki—aaaahhh….mujhe chhod do…

Phir firefox ne use apna id card aur mobile me raj ke sath ki photo dikhayi tab ja kar use vishwash hua…

Ladki (mann me)—ye to sach much ka police wala hai..sab gadbad ho gayi..

Firefox—ab aaya yakin…? Faltu me dimag kharab kar diya itni der se..ya band karu jail me... ?

Ladki—sorry sir, lekin main kya karti..mujhe laga ki...

Firefox—tujhe laga ki main koi gunda hu aur teri bahan ko la kar yaha uski bur maar raha hu..yahi na…?

Ladki—sorry sir,

Firefox—bata, ye teri bahan ka kya lafda hai…?

Ladki—mera naam priyanka hai..main yahi paas wale gaon me rahti hu…aaye din hamare gaon se ladkiya gayab ho jati hain, aur aaj meri choti bahan sanjana achanak kahi gayab ho gayi…main use hi dhoond rahi thi ki tabhi mujhe ek langda admi mila, usne hi bataya ki ek lomdi jaisi lal lal ankho wala admi abhi abhi meri bahan ko yaha jungle me le kar aaya hai.

Firefox—aur tu mere piche pad gayi…? Main aur mere sathi police wale to khud hi kidnap huyi ladkiyo ko dhoond rahe hain, unme sp sahab ki biwi bhi hai, samjhi..

Ladki—sorry sir, meri bahan na jane kaha hogi... ?

Firefox—chinta mat kar, agar teri bahan ki koi tasveer hai to mujhe de de..main use dhoond dunga..lekin mujhe kya milega

Priyanka—ji, matlab…?

Firefox—tera koi bf hai…?

Priyanka—iska meri bahan se kya talluk…? Vaise nahi hai..

Firefox—ye le shirt pahan le warna koi dekhega to yahi samjhega ki tu kahi se chud kar aayi hai..

Firefox ne use apni shirt pahanne ko de di..abhi vo baat kar hi rahe the ki tab tak amtul unhe dhoondte huye pahuch gaya.. ladki ko dekh use bhi hairani huyi lekin firefox ne use sab bata diya, apni huyi pitayi ke baare me chhod kar..lekin jab amtul ne sari baat batayi to firefox bhi chounk gaya.

Udhar dusri taraf, MNSHKMR, siraj aur sorbobhuk bhi jungle ki chhan been me lage huye the apne apne group ke sath..par abhi jyada door nahi the..unke sath bhi unn police walo ne vaisa hi salook kiya jiska anzam unki mout hi raha…ghumte ghumte sabhi ek jagah par mil hi gaye jaha amtul ne unhe poori baat batayi jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gaye. Aur jaldi jaldi jungle se bahar nikalne ke liye bhage.

Sorbobhuk—ohh shitt...ye hamari gadi puncture kaise ho gayi... ?

Firefox—ye sab uss madarchod lakadhare ka hi kaam hoga..

Amtul—madarchod, hamari ek gadi bhi le gaya bhosdi ka..

MNSHKMR—ab kya kare…? Ab to kewal 20 minute hi bache hain..kaha dhoondenge unko…?

Siraj—mere dimag me ek idea aaya hai..

Amtul—kya..jaldi bata…? Yaha to tension se jaan ja rahi hai..

Siraj—jab hamne subah location check ki thi, uss samay sab ke numbers ke sath me aur bhi kayi number active the. Jinki location same thi..

Firefox—tum kahna kya chahte ho…?

Siraj—main ye kahna chahta hu ki 4 ghante me 1000 km jana possible nahi hai..jyada se jyada 200-300 km hi ja sakte hain.

MNSHKMR—lekin kidnap to unhe kiye huye isse jyada time ho gaya hai..

Firefox—siraj sahi kah raha hai..kyon ki priyanka ki bahan ka apharan bhi aaj subah hi hua hai..shayad jab vo log yaha mobile rakhne aaye honge tab…

Sorbobhuk—koun hai yaar ye…? Maal to badhiya hai..

Priyanka (gusse me)—whattt…?

Firefox (dhire se)—yaar kya bol raha hai…? Lafda karwayega kya phir se…?

Tabhi unn sabhi ke mobiles me koi massage aaya...jise dekhte hi sab chounk gaye..

Sorbobhuk—ohhh...shittt

Siraj (hairan)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

Abhi update Incomplete hai..

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