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UPDATE- 101
Main vaha se nikal kar apne room me aa gaya jaha sheetal didi mere bed par baithi huyi thi…unke chehre ko dekh kar aisa lag raha tha ki jaise vo bahut gusse me hain….
Sheetal (gusse me)—tum kab band karoge apni ye gandi harkate…?
Raj (mann me)—ab kya kiya hai maine…? Kahi aisa to nahi ki raat me didi ne mujhe mami ke sath vo sab karte huye dekh liya ho... ?
Ab aage.......
Raj—ab maine kya kar diya hai didi jo aap mujh par itna bhadak rahi ho.... ?
Sheetal (gusse ,me)—Jyada hoshiyar banne ki jarurat nahi hai...tumhe khud pata hona chahiye ki tumne kya kiya hai... ?
Raj—kya kiya hai maine. Vahi to puch raha hu.... ?
Sheetal (gusse me)—kal tum kis ladki se milne gaon gaye the….?
Raj (shocked)—(mann me)..inhe kaise pata chala ki kal main kisi se milne gaya tha…?
Raj—ladkiii..se milne…? Nahi to main kahi bhi nahi gaya tha…apko jarur kuch galat fahmi huyi hai….
Sheetal (gusse me)—achcha..! to phir ye kya hai….?
Didi ne mera mobile khol kar mujhe ek ke total call recording sunayi..jise sun kar main chounk gaya….kyon ki ye recording to kal tab ki hai jab shanti ka call aaya tha aur usne mujhe milne ke liye bulaya tha.
Raj (mann me)—madarchod, ye call apne aap record kaise ho gayi….? Inki maa ko chodu, Lagta hai ki aaj kal mobile operator bhi chaur sau beesi karne lage hain.
Sheetal—ab ye mat kahna ki ye tumhari awaz nahi thi…koun hai ye ladki jisse tum milne gaye the…?
Raj—main kahi bhi to nahi gaya tha…
Sheetal—khao meri kasam ki tum kisi se milne nahi gaye the…
Raj—dekho didi…ye sab mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai…
Sheetal—jarur tum uss kutiya langdi ghodi ke sath apna muh kala karne gaye hoge…
Raj—aisa kuch bhi nahi hai…
Sheetal—to phir batao ki kaha gaye the…?
Raj—pahle aap mujhe ye batao ki mere mobile me ye call recording chalu kisne ki…?
Sheetal—maine ki thi kal…?
Raj—aapne…! Lekin kyo…?
Sheetal—jisse mujhe tumhari har pal ki khabar rahe ki tum kis kis se milte ho…?
Raj (mann me)—omg..didi to bahut chalu hain…inse hamesha alert rahna hoga mujhe…nahi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…
Sheetal—ab batao jaldi se koun thi vo ladki…?
Raj—vo…vo…haan yaad aaya…vo jyoti ki bhabhi ne mujhe market bulaya tha kuch kaam se…
Sheetal—achcha..to ab jyoti ki bhabhi ke sath bhi apna muh kala karne lag gaye ab tum…
Raj (sir pakad kar)—ufff….kya musibat hai…? Apko jo samajhna hai samjho…main ja raha hu…choti mami se milne…
Sheetal—aaj se tum kisi jyoti voti ke ghar nahi jaoge..samjhe…aur kal mere sath gaon chaloge..mere sath…
Raj—kyo nahi jaunga jyoti ke yaha…?
Sheetal—kyon ki mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai tera vaha rahna,….aur ab to bilkul bhi vaha nahi jane dungi tujhe…Sali kutiya kahi ki…
Didi bakbak karti rahi..kumkum ko gaaliya deti rahi aur main room se nikal kar arushi ke paas aa gaya…mujhe dekhte hi vo daud kar meri baaho me sama gayi.
Arushi—aap kaha chale gaye the..mujhe iss tarah majhdhar me chhod kar…?
Raj—pahle darwaja to band karne do….warna sab gadbad ho jayega…tumhe shayad pata nahi ki yaha james bond ki ek jasus bhi rahti hai….agar use galti se bhi bhanak lag gayi mere aur tumhare baare me to hum dono ka jeena haraam kar degi vo…
Arushi—koun hai…?
Raj—meri sheetal didi…
Arushi ne darwaja band kiya jaldi se aur phir se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi…maine uske hotho ka raspan karna aarambh kar diya…..vo bhi mera sath dene lagi….jab saans bhar aayi tab hum alag huye.
Arushi—pata hai mujhe kitna darr lag raha tha aur abhi bhi lag raha hai…?
Raj—darr..! kis baat ka….?
Arushi—main kisi aur ko accept nahi karungi aapke alawa…
Raj—maine sab kuch bata to diya hai tumhe...
Arushi—hmmm...lekin ye hoga kaise... ? aur mujhe apke mama se talaq chahiye....aapke alawa mujhe kisi aur ka naam apne naam ke sath judna bilkul pasand nahi hai..
Raj—dekho arushi...mujhe kuch samay do....main sab theek kar dunga...
Arushi—mujhe aapke sath shadi karni hai court me…vo bhi aaj hi…
Raj—pahle court me application lagani padti hai….phir vo shadi ki date dete hain..tab kahi shadi hoti hai…
Arushi—to aaj hi application laga do aap….mujhe poori duniya ke samne apki biwi banna hai aur aapke bachche ki maa bhi…
Raj—theek hai…ab khush….
Arushi—hmmmm
Maine vahi bistar me lita kar jaldi jaldi me sari upar kar ke ek round arushi ko chod liya…usne mera poora sath diya…phir maine usko kuch samjha kar room se bahar aa gaya….
Raj (mann me)—maine arushi ko bol to diya hai lekin ye hoga kaise…? Aur meri sadhna ka kya hoga phir…?
Main ye sab sochte huye hall me aa kar baith gaya tabhi maa sapna mami ke room se nikli aur mujhe dekh kar nasta laane ke liye kitchen me chali gayi…jaate huye unke bade bade hilte huye chutad dekh kar mera lund phir khada ho gaya.
Raj (mann me)—kitni mast gaand hai maa ki….maa ki mast gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega….lekin maa mujhe apni gaand maarne ko degi hi nahi…bur bhi lajawab hai maa ki….kyo na main maa ko kisi tarah…agar maa pat gayi aur kisi tarah se usne mujhse chudwa liya to arushi ka matter bhi solve ho sakta hai maa ke jariye…mujhe maa ko pata kar unki bur me lund pelna hi hoga……maa ka mann bhi to karta hoga bur me lund dalwane ka….aaj se main jyada se jyada samay maa ke paas hi rah kar unhe patane ki koshish karunga….shayad kuch kaam ban jaye…
Maa nasta le aayi to main nasta karne me lag gaya…nasta kar ke main room me aa kar leta hi tha ki kuch der me dimple aa gayi ready ho kar to main uske sath college nikal gaya.
Raj (raste me)—ab batao kya baat hai..? kyo laayi ho mujhe college…?
Dimple—vo kya hai na ki mujhe aaj kal kuch ladke pareshan karte hain…unme se ek principal ka sala bhi hai, isliye principal kuch nahi bolta hai..jisse unki himmat badh gayi hai….ab to vo log class me aa kar ulta sidha comment karte hain aur teacher bhi kuch nahi kahte unko…uske darr se maine college jana hi band kar diya tha teen char din se.
Raj—kya naam hai…?
Dimple—bablu…
Raj—theek hai tum jao apni class me…..main yahi hu….jaise hi vo aaye ya dikhe to mujhe missed call kar dena…
Dimple—mujhe darr lag raha hai raj…
Raj—main hu na...phir kis baat ka darr...mere hote huye koi meri maal par buri nazar dalega to ye saand ka lund kab kaam ayega...gaand nahi maar dunga uski...tum tension free ho kar jao....
Dimple—ok...lekin tum kahi jana mat..pls
Raj—main yahi hu canteen me...
Dimple—theek hai..
Dimple apni class me chali gayi aur main canteen me aa gaya....pichli ghatna ke karan vo canteen wala mujhe achchi tarah se pahchanne laga tha...mujhe dekhte hi vo turant bhaag kar mere paas aa gaya.
C. malik—sir aap yaha... ? aaj kis ka number hai... ?
Raj—tum mujhe jante ho…?
C malik—sir aap ko koun nahi janta….under taker ko aapne hi to haraya hai…aur uss din inspector deshraj ke bhai ko bhi aapne hi to sabak sikhaya tha….ye ldke, sahab ke liye nasta le kar aao..
Raj—nasta rahne do…coffee pila do…
Vo vaha se chala gaya aur nasta aur coffee bhijwa diya…..main coffee peete huye news paper padhne laga ….ek ghante tak maine teen chaar coffee pi dali…..news paper padh hi raha tha ki tabhi mera phone vibrate hua…maine dekha to dimple ke dus missed call the…sab aadhe ghante pahle ke the…
Raj (mann me)—dhatt tere ki….main dimple ko bhul kaise gaya….?
Maine news paper ko vahi phenka aur canteen wale se dimple ki class ka pata puch kar turant uske class room ki taraf tezi se bhaga…..main jaise hi class me pahucha to dimple mujhe vaha kahi nahi dikhi…to maine ek ladki se pucha..jo ki uski saheli thi.
Raj-–dimple kaha hai….?
Professor—ye tum andar kaise aaye….?
Raj (ungli dikha kar)—ssssssss….chup…madarchod, agar kuch bhi aage bola to yahi teri maa chod dalunga..
Raj (jor se)—maine pucha ki dimple kaha hai…? Sunayi nahi deta kya tujhe ek baar me.... ?
Main itni jor se chillaya ki vo ladki sahit professor ki bhi gaand phat gayi....sab chup ho gaye....professor vaha se nikal kar bahar jane laga to maine uski gardan daboch li.
Raj (gusse me)—ab tu bata madarchod...dimple kaha hai... ? tadaaakkkkk...bata jaldi bata..teri maa ko chodu.. . tadaaakkkkk
Ek ladki (darte huye)—vo...vo...usko bablu aur uske dost jabardasti chhat ki taraf ghasit kar le gaye hain.....
Ye sunte hi maine professor ke muh par ek laat jor se maari aur turant chhat ki oar daud laga diya....jab vaha pahucha to mujhe dimple ke rone ki awaz sunayi di jo ki pani ki tanki ke piche se aa rahi thi....main bhaag kar vaha gaya to samne ka scene dekhte hi mere tan badan me aag lag gayi.
Do ladke dimple ke hath to do ladke uske pair pakad kar niche jamin par litaye huye the...aur ek ladka uski salwar utarne ki koshish kar raha tha.....main samajh gaya ki yahi bablu hai...maine tezi se uske muh par ek laat jama diya jisse vo thoda door ja gira....aise achanak hamle se vo sabhi hatprabh rah gaye..jabki mujhe dekhte hi dimple rote huye chilla padi...
Dimple (rote huye jor se)—raaaajjjjjjjj
Bablu ke do sathi jinhone ki dimple ke pair pakad rakhe the, vo tezi se meri taraf badhe...to maine gusse me chutki baja kar unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.
Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.
Bablu (jor se)—koun hai be tu..bhosdi ke.... ?
Raj (gusse me)—S..A..A..N..D
Bablu—dekh kya rahe ho..maro sale ko......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raj (gusse me)—tadaakkkkkk….madarchod…Ye Lund Teri Gaand Me Ghused Kar Pel Dunga Na To Bina Bachchedani Ke Hi Tere Pet Se Bachcha Nikal Ayega.
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Gajab ke update diye he bhai. Har koi saand ke neeche aake apne aap khud ka naam badal leti he. Seetal to bahut badi jasus nikali. Saand ke mobile me hi call recording kar di. Saand ab apni ma ke peeche pad gya he aur ye to sab jante he ki saan jise chahta he use pa hi leta he. Arushi ke sath bhi waqt gujar liya saand ne. College me dimple ko tang karne wale princi ke saale ki to ab khair hi nahi he.
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