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Bhai naam padhkar Jo aanand aaya uske liye Aanand Bhai aapka shukriya. Hamesha ki tarah ek lajwaab aur majedaar lekhan.SAAND
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Subah jab main so kar utha aur bahar nikalne hi wala tha ki tabhi maa ko apne room ki taraf aate dekha....maine kuch soch kar turant apna lower utar diya aur bistar me ulta nanga let kar chadar oadh liya.
Maa jaise hi andar aayi aur mujhe uthne ko kahne lagi..to main chupchap leta raha...mujhe uthte na dekh kar maa ne jaise hi mere upar se chadar hataya to unki ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi...
Ab Aage……
Maa ne jaise hi mere upar se chadar hataya to fanfanata hua vishal lund unke samne aa gaya kyon main pairo ki taraf sir kar ke let gaya tha….maa ne samjha ki idhar mera sir hai lekin udhar to lund nikal aaya….itna bada aur mota hathiyar dekhte hi maa ki ankhe choundhiya gayi….vo hairan ho kar ek tak bas mere lund ko hi dekhe ja rahe thi gale me thoonk gutakte huye…
Unhone ek baar meri taraf dekha ..to mujhe chadar ke andar sote huye paya jabki main thoda sa chadar hata kar sab dekh raha tha….na chahte huye bhi maa apni nazare vaha se hata nahi pa rahi thi…..kuch der tak vo apne hosho hawaash kho kar dekhne me hi lagi rahi…halanki unke mann me mujhe le kar koi galat vichar nahi the….kintu phir kisi ke idhar aane ki aahat sunte hi unke andar ki maa ki bhavna jaag gayi to unhone turant hi aanan faanan me mere upar chadar daal kar vaha se apne room me bhag gayi.
Malti (mann me)—hey bhagwan..! ye mujhe kya ho gaya tha…? Main itna bada paap kaise kar baithi…? Main uski maa hu… laanat hai meri jaisi maa par….jo apne hi kaleje ke tukde ko aisi gandi nazar se dekh baithi…hey bhagwan mujhe maaf kar dena…jo hua vo sab anjane me hua…..main aisa kuch apne bete ke baare me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakti… lekin uss nalayak ko bhi to kapde pahan kar sona chahiye tha na…? upar se ulta let kar soya hai…ghar me uski shadi layak badi badi bahne hain….kahi koi pahuch na jaye raj ko jagane to kya hoga…? Mujhe uske room me jane se unhe rokna hoga..par kaise roku…? Ek kaam karti hu, raj ko darwaje se hi awaz laga kar jagati hu….haan ye theek rahega….
Maa kafi der tak apne aap ko kosti rahi aur phir ye chinta satane lagi ki kahi koi aur bhi na mere room me pahuch jaye mujhe uthane ke liye to vah khud hi mere room ke darwaje par khadi ho kar awaz lagane lagi…
Malti (thoda jor se)—rajjj…rajjj beta..uth ja..ab kitna soyega..dekh dhoop nikal aayi hai…chal uth…
Maa ke kayi baar chillane ke baad bhi main nahi utha to vah pareshan hone lagi…tabhi maa ki awaz sun kar vaha sheetal didi aa gayi to maa ki tension aur badh gayi.
Sheetal (sadhna)—maa vo aise nahi uthega….main uthati hu usko…
Malti (tension)—nahii..nahii…rahne de ..vo uth jayega khud hi….shayad vo mujhse ab tak gussa hai isliye uth nahi raha hai...tu apna kaam kar ja...
Lekin sheetal didi kaha manne wali thi..unhone kitchen se ek bati pani la kar maa ke mana karte karte mere upar udel diya jisse main hadbada kar jaldi se uth baitha….sheetal didi aisa kuch karengi ye maine socha hi nahi tha.
Sheetal—dekha maa….iss saand ko aise uthana padta hai….
Raj—ufffff…didi, kya harkat hai ye…?
Sheetal—oooye…jyada muh mat chala…chupchap uth ja..nahi to ek balti pani aur daal dungi tere upar…
Malti—hey bhagwan…jane kab akal ayegi iss ladki ko…? Dekh vo bechara poora geela ho gaya na…
Sheetal—hihihihi…achcha hi hai…ab isko nahane ki jarurat nahi padegi…hihihi
Malti—chal yaha se bahar…usko tang mat kar…
Marta kya na karta...sheetal didi ke upar to ab apna gussa nikal nahi sakta tha main to majburi me towel utha kar apne upar gira pani pochne laga…maa, sheetal didi ka hath pakad kar vaha se le gayi…unke jate hi maine apna lower pahna aur bahar fresh hone chala gaya.
Jab fresh ho kar aaya to abhi bhi mere andar raat ka kuch gussa baki tha...to main room me aa kar kapde pahne aur bahar jane laga lekin maa ki awaz sun kar main vahi ruk gaya.
Malti—beta...kaha ja raha hai... ? khana to kha le...
Raj (jor se)—mujhe bhookh nahi hai…
Malti—beta, abhi tak naraz hai apni maa se...maaf nahi karega mujhe... ? gusse me kal maine pahli bar tujh par hath uthaya..
Raj—ye aap kaisi baat karti ho maa...upar wale ki ek maa hi to aisi rachna hai jiski mamta ka koi mol nahi laga sakta...koi kavi ek maa ki mamta ko apne shabdo me poori tarah se abhivyakt nahi kar sakta aur na hi koi chitrakar, kisi maa ki mamta ko murti ka roop de sakta....yaja tak ki khud bhagwan bhi iss maa ki mamta ka anand lene ke liye dharti par bar bar janam lete hain...to phir main aapse kaise naraz ho sakta hu...
Malti—mera beta...
Maa ne mere sir ko chum liya aur mere andar ki sari hawash jo unke liye thi vo sab na jane unke iss ek mamtamati chumban se kaha gayab ho gayi...kuch malum hi nahi chala...iss samay dono ke mann me sirf aur sirf ek maa aur bete ka vatsalya prem tha.
Roopa—beta hame bhi maaf kar de...bina kuch soche samjhe humne tujh par hath utha diya...
Seema—haan raj...
Malti—haan beta , maaf kar de inhe bhi....kal raat se kisi ne kuch nahi khaya...tujh par hath utha ke sab raat bhar apne apne bistar me muh chhupaye roti rahi...apni chachi aur bahno ko maaf kar de...vo sab tujhe bahut chahti hain...
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa....kisi ne kuch khana nahi khaya.... ? aapne mujhe bataya kyo nahi maa raat me hi... ?
Malti—raat me sab chori chori tere room me ek ek kar ke tujhse mafi maangne aayi thi lekin tu sabse gussa ho kar so gaya tha....
Maa ki baat sun kar mujhe apne aap par gussa aane laga ki maine ye kya kar diya... ? jinhone hamesha meri khushiyo ke liye apni har khushi ka balidan aaj tak karti rahi, maine unhe rulaya raat bhar.... ? ye soch kar meri ankhe bhi nam ho gayi.
Raj—chachi, khana lao..aaj sab sath me khayenge...
Roopa (khush ho kar)—abhi layi beta…tu baith ja…
Radha—sorry bhaiya…
Raj—meri gudiya…sorry bolte huye bilkul bhi achchi nahi lagti…
Vidya—sorry raj…
Raj—kisi ko sorry kahne ki jarurat nahi hai didi….galti meri thi…mujhe pahle hi sabko sach bata dena chahiye tha lekin main majboor tha meri bahan….
Malti—koi baat nahi beta…isme hum sab ki bhi galti nahi thi…tere alawa aur hai hi koun hamara…isliye sab darr gaye the ki kahi agar tujhe kuch ho jata to..sab ka kya hota…?
Chachi khana le aayi…maine sabse pahle maa ko khilane ke hath aage kiya to beech me hi sheetal didi ne aa kar kha liya.. maine ek ek niwala sab ko khilaya..aur vo sab mujhe bari bari se khilati rahi.
Sheetal—kaha ja raha hai…?
Raj—dgp sir se milne…kaam hai..loutne me der ho sakti hai to aap sab khana kha lena….aur maa chacha ko bol dena ki kisi builder se baat kar lenge…ek aalishan bunglow banane ke liye….nahi to rahne do main khud hi dekhta hu…kal hum sab shopping karne chalenge…
Radha—sach bhaiya..
Raj—haan..
Uske baad main vaha se nikal gaya dgp sir se milne…unse mil kar maine unhe thakur ke case me sab sach sach bata diya.. aur chodu gang ke documents bhi unhe de diye jisse aage ki process ho sake...
DGP—chalo thakur to nipat gaya....sahi tarike se na sahi..galat se hi sahi....ab commissioner ke khilaf koi proof dhoondna hoga...jisme black star ka naam na ho...
Raj—phansa dete hain kisi case me...
DGP—dekh lo….vaise bhi tumhare kaam karne ka tarika to ulta hi hota hai jo meri samajh se to bahar hai…
Raj—mera tarika galat sahi par anzam to sahi hi hota hai..
DGP—khair anyway…agle month training ke liye main inka naam de deta hu..
Raj—ok sir..
Phir kuch aur matters par discussion karne ke baad main vaha se nikal gaya…aur drive karte huye mujhe meenu didi aur arushi ke sath sath thakurain ka khyal aaya to main maa ko patane ke baare me sochne laga.
Raj (mann me)—maa ko kaise patau kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai…mera lund dekhne ke baad bhi vo normal thi jaise ki kuch hua hi na ho….maa ko patana bahut mushkil lag raha hai…kuch aur idea sochna padega mujhe maa ko patane ke liye..
Yahi sab sochte sochte main chodu gang ke paas pahuch gaya jaha par deshraj aur baki dono ko kaid kar ke rakha gaya tha…main jab vaha pahucha to amtul aur raghuhalkal mobile me lage huye the…
Raj—kya baat hai amtul bhai…bahut busy lag rahe ho…kisi loundiya ka massage hai kya….?
Amtul—arey nahi yaar…bas ek story padh raha tha..gajab ki hai….
Raj—story..kaisi story…? Aisa kya hai usme…?
Amtul—Enigma bhai ki likhi huyi story hai…”Pyar-100 Baar”….maa bete ki bahut mast chudayi dikhayi hai..kya shandar dhang se pataya hai hero ne maa ko…
Raj (chounk kar jaldi se)—koun si site par hai ye….?
Amtul—Xforum.Live site par....bahut gajab ka likhta hai...
Raj—sach me..
Amtul—haan yaar...mera to padhte hi qutub minar ban gaya....lagta hai ki koi mil jaye to yahi patak kar pel du usko..
Raj—phir to padhna padega..aur koi story hai aisi…?
Raghuhalkal—haan hai na….ek to koi kamina mera hi naam rakh ke “Maa-Bete ka madhur milan” likh raha hai..vo bhi mast hai lekin sala chutiya update hi nahi deta hai….
Raj—aur dusri…koun si hai…?
Raghuhalkal—Zopion bhai ki "Kahani ek family ki"…lounde ne mast likha hai…apni maa mohini ko mast patane me laga hua hai…
Raj—achcha....phir to aaj hi ye teeno kahani main bhi padhunga.....(mann me)—achcha hai…vaise bhi main maa ko patane ka idea khoj raha tha…inn teeno story ko padh ke main bhi vaise hi maa ko patane ki koshish karta hu…shayad mera bhi kaam ban jaye….?
Raghuhalkal—mera bhi lund bahut fanfana raha hai...
Amtul—"Raghav Bhai Tumse Kya Chori.....Tose Jyada To Aaj Farkat Mori. "
Raj—siraj bhai, Iron bhai aur Jitu kaha gaye hain... ? madarchod deshraj ne kuch bataya ki nahi black star ke baare me... ?
Amtul—vo teeno amilpur ka chakkar lagane gaye hain...abhi tak to deshraj gaandu ne kuch nahi bataya.. lagta hai saale ki gaand maarni padegi danda daal ke....
Raj—aao dekhte hain...
Ye ek jungle ke bhitar bana hua tahkhana tha jaha teeno ko rakha gaya tha....hum teeno deshraj ke paas aa gaye jaha uske hath pair bandhe huye the jisse vah kahi bhi bhaag na sake....mujhe vaha dekh kar vo chounk gaya.
Raghuhalkal—dekh le bhosdi ke...tujhse milne saand aaya hai....tere liye hath bhar ka lund sath laya hai..
Raj—kaho deshraj kaise ho... ? sorry..sorry..inspector deshraj singh…
Deshraj—koun hai tu…? Sab ko dhokha de sakta hai lekin deshraj ko nahi samjha….main tujhe janta hu…
Raj—kya janta hai... ?
Deshraj—yahi ki tu avinash aur raghu ka hum shakal hai...avinash ban ke tu sab ko dhokha de raha hai....jabki avinash to kab ka mar chuka hai...
Raj—achcha...jab itna janta hai to ye bhi bata de ki main koun hu... ?
Deshraj—tu raj hai...
Raj—brilliant mind...lekin kya fayda ab iss mind ka tere....
Deshraj (chillate huye)—main tujhe sabke samne benaqab kar dunga.....
Raj—madarchod...tu mujhe benaqab karega... ? teri maa ko chodu.....gaandu sidhi tarah se black star ke baare me sab kuch bata de..isme hi teri bhalayi hai....
Deshraj—tere jaise bahu roopiye ko kuch nahi bataunga....
Raj—achcha…madarchod…chal main tujhe ek tasveer dikhata hu…..tu bhi kya yaad rakhega..teri maa ko chodu…le dekh
Deshraj (photo dekh kar chillate huye)—main tujhe jinda nahi chhodunga….bahanc……aaaaaaaaaaa
Raj—tadaaakkkkkk….madarchod…Yaha tere black star ka koi gaandu gaand nahi hilayega…..teri maa ko chodu..
Ye tasveer arti ki thi jo mere gale lagi huyi thi hotel me…tabhi maine chupke se selfy le li thi….jise dekhte hi deshraj bhoukhala gaya lekin uski gaali poori hone se pahle hi mera hath chal pada aur vo piche ludhak gaya.
Raj—madarchod…maine kaha tha na ki teri biwi bhi chudegi mujhse…aaj teri biwi arti mere sath mere ghar me rahti hai… tu yaha jail me chakki peesna aur udhar bahar tere free fokat me baap banne ki khushi me sabko laddu batenge…. Naam tera aur kaam saand ka…hihihihi….
Deshraj (gusse me)—main janta hu ki tune hi arti ko bhadkaya hai mere khilaf….agar tune meri arti ko hath bhi lagaya to main tujhe jinda nahi chhodunga….
Raj—madarchod…main tujhe yaha maar kar FIR me likh dunga ki tu bhaag gaya….aur sab samjhenge ki arti tere hi bachche paida kar rahi hai…..lekin asliyat me usko chodega ye saand…
Deshraj—dekh teri dushmani mujhse hai…arti ko chhod de…isme uss bechari ka kya kasoor hai…?
Raj (gusse me)—meri didi ka kya kasoor tha….? Jitni ladkiyo ke sath tune rape kiya..unka kya kasoor tha….? Aaj tujhe gyaan ki baate yaad aa rahi hain jab teri biwi ke chudne ka number aaya to…? Main har kisi ko maaf kar sakta hu ek baar kintu apni sheetal didi ke sath badatmizi karne wale ko hargij maaf nahi karta….tujhe 24 hrs. ka time deta hu…agar tune black star ke baare me sab bata diya to teri biwi ko chhod dunga sirf tujhe maarunga…..aur agar nahi bataya to tujhe to tab bhi kutte ki mout maarunga lekin teri biwi ki bur fatne se koi nahi bacha payega….vo har saal iss saand se chudwa chudwa kar bachche paida karti rahegi aur tera naam roshan karti rahegi…..sirf 24 ghante…chalta hu..kal yahi time par phir aunga….
Uske baad maine amtul aur raghuhalkal se kuch der baate karne ke baad vaha se nikal gaya….chalte chalte mujhe achanak raghu ki family ka dhyan aaya to main pata karne ke liye uske gaon ki taraf mud gaya.
Uske gaon me jaise hi enter hua hi tha ki ek ghar se uske bathroom ki nali se sabun laga hua pani bah kar nali se bahar aa raha tha jise dekh kar dimag me kuch uchch koti ke vichar nachne gaane lage….
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki koi naha rahi hai….pakka vo poori nangi hogi….kyo na dekhne ki koshish karu..ho sakta hai ki uski chuchi ke sath sath bur aur gaand bhi dekhne ko mil jaye…
Ghar sirf bricks ka hi bana hua tha jisme abhi chhapayi nahi huyi thi…iss karan se deewar me jagah jagah par hole bane huye the….mann me nahane wali ki bur dekhne ka khyal aate hi maine gadi ko thoda aage le ja kar rok diya aur phir utar kar paidal hi uss ghar ke paas aa gaya jaha ki nali se sabun wala pani bah raha tha.
Maine apne charo taraf ek nazar ghuma kar dekha ki kahi koi gaandu idhar dekh to nahi raha hai…jab koi nahi dikha to maine bathroom me jhankne ka jugad talashne laga.
Deewar me vaha par do teen hole the lekin kafi height par the…jaha upar chadhe bina andar ka hasin nazara dekh pana sambhav nahi tha…maine jaldi se ek ghar ke samne padi do balliya uthayi aur unko deewar se tika kar unki madad se kisi tarah ek hole tak pahuch gaya aur uss hole me ankhe gada kar bathroom ke andar jhaankne laga.
Andar koi baith kar naha rahi thi jisse kuch dikhayi nahi de raha tha…maine har sambhav prayas kiya ki uski bur, chuchi ya gaand me se kuch to dikh jaye magar koi fayda nahi hua….kintu iss chakkar me uss hole me laha hua ek bricks phisal kar niche uske sir me ja gira.
Iske sath hi ek jor se cheekh ke sath jo bhi naha rahi thi vah khade ho kar upar his hole se bricks niche giri thi udhar dekhne lagi…jise hi meri aur uski nazare aapas me takrayi to madarchod poora mood hi kharab ho gaya…kyon ki andar ek 50-55 saal ka admi nanga ho kar naha raha tha.
Uska kala lund mujhe dikh gaya….usse nazar milte hi vo jor se chillane laga to main jaldi jaldi vaha se niche utarne laga aur iss chakkar me ek balli apni jagah se khisak gayi jisse main bhi dhadam se niche gir gaya kyon ki ek hath se theek se balance bana nahi paya main.
Niche girte hi meri bhi dard se karaah nikal gayi lekin phir jaldi se utha aur apni gadi ki taraf tezi se daud laga diya mann hi mann usko gaaliya dete huye…kyon ki mere piche piche uss ghar ke do log latth le ke daud pade the.
Raj (mann me gaali dete huye)—madarchod….kya zamana aa gaya hai…inki maa ko chodu….bhosdi ke buddhe bhi aaj kal moosalchand nange ho kar nahane lage hain…
Daudte huye main kab apni gadi se aage nikal gaya malum hi nahi chala…kyon ki main uss harami buddhe ko galiya dene me laga hua tha to dhyan bhi mera udhar hi tha….maine piche palat ke dekha to vo dono abhi bhi mere piche hi daude chale aa rahe the…ye dekh kar main jaldi se ek ghar me ghus gaya.
Aur phir tabhi achanak……
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Vahi dusri jagah par……
Sapne me vah dekhti ki andheri raat hai….kahi door se bhediyo ke gurrahat ki awaze aa rahi hain…phir achanak hi bhayanak andheri raat…ek prakashmaan din me badal jati….ab use door kshitij tak phaila registan dikhayi deta…door door tak ret hi ret udti dikhayi deti….iss registan me vah khud ko bhatakti mahsoos karti….nange pair aur garam ret par chalte chalte…achanak hi ek jhopdi uske samne aa jati…iss jhopdi ki chhat par usko ek ullu baitha dikhayi deta aur jhopdi ke darwaje par kundali maare ek kaale rang ka saanp apna fun uthaye aur jeebh laplapate huye nazar aata.
Iss bhayanak drishya ko dekh kar vah bhagne lagti tabhi piche se kisi ki awaz sunayi deti………
“Sheetal Didi…aa jao..jhopdi ke andar aa jao.”
Yeh kisi mard ki awaz hoti…pukarne wale ki awaz se ek dard, ek vyatha ka sa abhas hota…jaise usko bulane wala kisi kasht ka shikar ho aur apni madad ke liye kisi ko andar bulana chahta ho…
Iss awaz par vah piche palat kar dekhti to pukarne wala to koi dikhayi nahi deta albatta vah khaufnak kala saanp jarur uski taraf jhapat padta aur phir vah cheekh maar kar rone lagti…aur tabhi ghabra kar uski ankh khul jati.
Iss waqt bhi usne yahi sapna dekha tha….tapta registan, gol jhopdi ki chhat par baitha ullu, saanp aur andar se aati vah dard bhari awaz…
“Sheetal Didi…aa jao..jhopdi ke andar aa jao.”
Usne apne dimag par bahut jor dala tha ki vah iss awaz ko pahchan jaye lekin vo iss awaz ko pahchan nahi pa rahi thi… ye awaz uske liye nitaant ajnabi lag rahi thi…uske kisi priyajan, sage sambandhi ya phir janne wale ki awaz nahi thi.
Vah ek nidar ladki thi…kintu iss khwab ke khauf ne uski nirbhayta aur dussahas me daraare daalni shuru kar di thi….usne mann hi mann soch liya ki ab vah kal se niche soya karegi ya phir apne sath room me kisi ko bula kar sulayegi…lekin apne sath sulayegi kis ko….?
Le de kar maya hi to thi jo uske sath so sakti thi ya phir ganga mousi thi….lekin mousi upar aa nahi sakti thi kyon ki vah gathiya ki mariz thi…sidhiya chadhna unke bas ki baat nahi thi….bas yahi ho sakta tha ki vah khud hi unke room me ja kar unke sath soya kare.
Usne abhi tak apne iss sapne ke baare me kisi ko bhi nahi bataya tha…ganga mousi ko bhi nahi….lekin ab uski himmat tootne lagi thi….usne mann hi mann soch liya ki subah hote hi vo iss sapne ke baare me ganga mousi ko jarur batayegi.
Vaise dekha jaye to uski age abhi sapne dekhne wali hi thi…suhane aur meethe sapne…iss umra me ladkiya aise rahasmay, aur bhaybheet karne wale sapne kaha dekhti hain….?
Unhe to har taraf ghode par sawar ek khubsurat rajkumar hi nazar aata hai….vo sab apni pasand ke anusaar apne apne Ideal ke sapne dekhti hain…vah koun hoga….? Kaha se ayega…..? kab ayega….?
Ladkiya hi kya, sapne to sabhi dekhte hain….kya buddhe..? kya bachche…? Kya jawan…? Apni apni atript khwahisho ko poora hote dekhne ke liye apni umra ka aadha hissa insaan ankhe band kar ke gujaar deta hai.
Yah band ankhe kitni sukoon aur anand deti hain, ye baat koi unn logo se puche jo log karwate badalte, khuli ankho se poori raat gujaar dete hain.
Sach me hi neend aur sapne uss upar wale ka vardan hain…agar insaan se uski neend, uske sapne chheen liye jaye to ye jeevan nark ban jaye. Aur yatnamayi ho jaye…
Ye khwab garib ko ameer banate hain aur kuwaro ko vivahit….yeh to prabhu ki kripa hai ki sapno par koi ankush nahi hai, inki koi seema nahi hai…insaan jane kaise kaise sapne dekhta hai….agar yahi sapna yaatnamay ho jaye to kaise kaise masoom, jane kaisi kaisi saza paye….?
Usko dikhayi dene wala yeh sapna uske liye kisi saza se kam nahi tha.
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