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Update 34
Begam Sahiba : Are Pagli.... Dono ka Nikaah Sapne me hua hai.... hakeekat me nahi.....
Shalaka : Haan hua tha.... Nikaah hua tha.... Nikaaaaaaaah hua thaaaaaaa....
Begam Sahiba : Ye tu baar haar ek hi baat kyun dohra rahi hai.....?
Shalaka : Wo is liye kyun ki ye Nikaah hua hai.....
Begam Sahiba : Sapne me na....
Shalaka : Ji nahi Hakeekat me.....
Begam Sahiba : Ye tu kya keh rahi hai.... Sapne me hua Nikaah hakeekat me kaise ho sakta hai.....?
Shalaka : Wo is liye kyun ki mujhe ye baat achhe se pata hai lekin shayad aap bhool gayi hain.....
Begam Sahiba : Kaun si Baat.....?????
Ab aage.....
Shalaka : Yahi ki Pari ka sapna hamesha sachha hota hai..... Agar usne kaha hai ki Nikaah hua hai to yakenan ye Nikaah hua hai....
Begam Sahiba : Magar ye kaise mumkin hai.... Na Prince yahan aaya hai aur na Pari wahan gayi hai.... Phir unka Nikaah kaise ho gaya....?
Shalaka : Ye mujhe nahi pata.... Mujhe to bas itna pata hai ki Nikaah hua hai....
Begam Sahiba : Kahin aisa to nahi ki Prince ka Nikaah kisi aur ke sath hua hai....
Shalaka : Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta... Agar aisa hota to ab tak Pari ne gusse me aa ke kohram macha diya hota....
Begam Sahiba : Haan ye bhi theek hai.... Ab sochne waali baat ye hai ki aakhir wo kaun hai jiske sath Prince ka Nikaah hua hai.... Aur is Nikaah se Pari naraaz nahi balki behad khush hai....
Shalaka : Is sawaal ka jawaab ek hi insaan de sakta hai aur wo hai Prince.... Wo hi hum ko bata sakta hai ki aakhir uska Nikaah kis ke sath hua hai....? Magar Prince kahan hai ye kisi ko nahi pata....
Begam Sahiba : Pata hai.... Meri behen Rani ko pata hai ki Prince is waqt kahan hai....? Ab is ka jawaab wo hi de sakti hai...
Idhar Shimla me Ruhi Prince ko hi ghoore jaa rahi hai....
Prince : Yaar ab bas bhi karo.... Sab kaam chor ke mujhe hi ghoore jaa rahi ho.....
Ruhi : Tum mere Shauhar ho aur apne Shauhar ko ghoorne me koi burayi nahi....
Prince : Yaar tumhara main kya karun mujhe samajh nahi aa raha....
Ruhi : Mujhe Pyar karo aur kya.....
Prince : kya.....?
Ruhi : Kya kya.....?
Prince : Tumne kuch kaha kya....?
Ruhi : Kaam ki baat tumhe to sunayi deti nahi.... Khair mujhe bhook lagi hai....
Prince : Kahin isi liye to nahi mujhe ghoor rahi thi.... Haan shayad.... Ho bhi sakta hai.... Tumhara kya bharosa.... Jungli Bandariya kuch bhi kar sakti hai.... Is se pehle ki tum mujhe kha lo mujhe khana order kar dena chahiye.....
Prince ki baat sun ke Ruhi chid jaati hai....
Ruhi : Ji nahi mujhe Jungli Bandar khane ka shauk nahi hai....
Prince : Achha theek hai chalo....
Ruhi : Chalo.... Kahan Chalo....?
Prince : khana khane....
Ruhi : Mujhe nahi jaana tumhare sath kahin bhi....
Prince : Pakka....
Ruhi : Ye kachha pakka kya.... Nahi jaana matlab nahi jaata.... Tum jaise Jungli bander ke sath....
Prince : Chalo theek hai... To phir main Zara ko sath le jaata hoon... Waise bhi wo bahut din se sath lunch ka bol rahi thi.... Aaj to uske sath jaa ke maza aa jaayega....
Ye keh ke Prince bahar jaane lagta hai.... Prince ko yun jaate dekh Ruhi foran uske paas aa jaati hai aur use rok ke kehti hai...
Ruhi : koi zaroorat nahi hai kisi Zara Zura ke sath jaane ki.... Mere sath chalo....
Ye keh ke wo Prince ke sath bahar chal deti hai....
Poore raaste koi unka peecha kar raha hai.... Is baat anjaan dono Wahan ke sab se bade Hotel me pahunchte hain....
Prince jo khana order karta hai use dekh Ruhi behad khush ho jaati hai....
Prince : kya baat hai Bandariya kaafi khush nazar aa rahi hai....?
Ruhi : Bandar ne meri Pasand ka khana jo order kiya hai....
Prince : Zyada khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai ye tumhari nahi balki meri pasand ka hai aur ye maine apne liye order kiya hai.... Tum apne khud order kar lo...
Ruhi : Bade aaye maine apne liye order kiya hai.... Ise to main hi khaungi....
Prince : Ji nahi ise main khaunga....
Bas phir kya tha dono me jhagda shuru ho jaata hai..... Dono ek dusre ke hath se cheen ke khane lagte hain is sab me dono ke kapde poore kharaab ho jaate hain....
Ruhi : Ye kya kiya tumne....? Mere poore kapde kharaab kar diye..... Tum na jungli ke jungli hi rahoge..... Is tarha koi khata hai kya....? Ab batao main kya karun....? Is haal me kaise Office jaaun....
Prince : Is me saari galti tumhari hi hai.... Ye sab tumhara hi kiya dhara hai.... Apne sath sath tum ne mere bhi kapde kharaab kar diye... Aur ulta mujhe jungli keh rahi ho..... Ye to achhi zabardasti hai.....
Ruhi : Tum se na baat hi karna bekaar hai....
Ye keh ke Ruhi gusse me wahan se jaane lagti hai.....
Prince : kya hua....? Ab kahan chali.....?
Ruhi : Washroom kapde saaf karne....
Prince : Uski zaroorat nahi....
Ruhi : kyun zaroorat nahi....? Tum kya chahte ho ki is haalat me main office jaaun aur wahan sab mera mazaak banaye.... Kyun.....?
Prince : Kiski itni himmat ki mere rehte koi tumhara mazaak banaye..... Ye sirf aur sirf main hi kar sakta hoon.... Mere paas iske Patent Rights jo hai....
Hahahahahahahahahaha....
Ruhi : Sahi kaha.... Waise bhi Bandar ko aur kaam hi kya hai.....
Isi tarha ladte jhagadte dono wahan ke sab se bade Mall me jaate hain....
Wahan Ruhi apne liye kapde pasand karne lagti hai.... Tabhi Prince ki nazar ek Dress pe padti hai aur uske muh se Wow nikal jaata hai.... Wo Prince ke hath se wo dress lene hi lagti hai ki tabhi Prince use ye keh ke mana kar deta hai ki ye Dress usne Avni ke liye pasand ki hai.... Is baat se Ruhi chid jaati hai..... Aur Prince ke hath se zabardasti wo dress cheen leti hai....
Ruhi : Ise to main hi pehnugi....
Is se pehle ki Prince use kuch kehta ya phir rok paata..... Dress ko le ke Ruhi changing room me chali jaati hai.... Prince gusse me bahar uska intezaar karne lagta hai..... Taaki Ruhi bahar nikle aur wo uspe gussa kare..... Magar wo aisa kar nahi paata......
Ruhi ke bahar aate hi Prince use gusse me kuch kehna chahta hai magar use dekh ke khamosh ho jaata hai.... Ruhi is waqt us dress me behad khoobsurat jo lag rahi hai.... Wo use ek tak bas dekhta hi reh jaata hai....
Prince ko is tarha khud ko ghoorte dekh Ruhi sharma jaati hai.....
Ruhi sharmaate hue : kaisi lag rahi hoon Main.....?
Prince : Is dress me tum behad khoobsurat lag rahi ho.... Aisa lag raha hai jaise ki Jannat se Pari zameen pe utar aayi ho..... Tumhe dekh ke dil chah raha hai ki tumhe kiss kar loon....
Ruhi : Hai to kar lo na maine kab roka hai....
Prince : Wo kya hai ki Jungli Bandariya ko kiss karne ka mujhe koi Shauk nahi....
Ye keh ke Prince hasne lagta hai....
Hahahahahahahahahaha....
Prince ke muh se apni tareef sun ke jahan Ruhi khushi se paagal hui jaa rahi thi wahin uske muh se Jungli Bandariya sun ke Ruhi gusse me aa jaati hai....
Ruhi : Mujhe bhi koi shauk nahi jungli Bander se kiss lene ka....
Khud der baad dono Office laut aate hain.... Wahan Max jo baat unhe batata hai use sun ke Prince ke sath sath Ruhi bhi behad gusse me aa jaati hai....?????
Update 34
Begam Sahiba : Are Pagli.... Dono ka Nikaah Sapne me hua hai.... hakeekat me nahi.....
Shalaka : Haan hua tha.... Nikaah hua tha.... Nikaaaaaaaah hua thaaaaaaa....
Begam Sahiba : Ye tu baar haar ek hi baat kyun dohra rahi hai.....?
Shalaka : Wo is liye kyun ki ye Nikaah hua hai.....
Begam Sahiba : Sapne me na....
Shalaka : Ji nahi Hakeekat me.....
Begam Sahiba : Ye tu kya keh rahi hai.... Sapne me hua Nikaah hakeekat me kaise ho sakta hai.....?
Shalaka : Wo is liye kyun ki mujhe ye baat achhe se pata hai lekin shayad aap bhool gayi hain.....
Begam Sahiba : Kaun si Baat.....?????
Ab aage.....
Shalaka : Yahi ki Pari ka sapna hamesha sachha hota hai..... Agar usne kaha hai ki Nikaah hua hai to yakenan ye Nikaah hua hai....
Begam Sahiba : Magar ye kaise mumkin hai.... Na Prince yahan aaya hai aur na Pari wahan gayi hai.... Phir unka Nikaah kaise ho gaya....?
Shalaka : Ye mujhe nahi pata.... Mujhe to bas itna pata hai ki Nikaah hua hai....
Begam Sahiba : Kahin aisa to nahi ki Prince ka Nikaah kisi aur ke sath hua hai....
Shalaka : Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta... Agar aisa hota to ab tak Pari ne gusse me aa ke kohram macha diya hota....
Begam Sahiba : Haan ye bhi theek hai.... Ab sochne waali baat ye hai ki aakhir wo kaun hai jiske sath Prince ka Nikaah hua hai.... Aur is Nikaah se Pari naraaz nahi balki behad khush hai....
Shalaka : Is sawaal ka jawaab ek hi insaan de sakta hai aur wo hai Prince.... Wo hi hum ko bata sakta hai ki aakhir uska Nikaah kis ke sath hua hai....? Magar Prince kahan hai ye kisi ko nahi pata....
Begam Sahiba : Pata hai.... Meri behen Rani ko pata hai ki Prince is waqt kahan hai....? Ab is ka jawaab wo hi de sakti hai...
Idhar Shimla me Ruhi Prince ko hi ghoore jaa rahi hai....
Prince : Yaar ab bas bhi karo.... Sab kaam chor ke mujhe hi ghoore jaa rahi ho.....
Ruhi : Tum mere Shauhar ho aur apne Shauhar ko ghoorne me koi burayi nahi....
Prince : Yaar tumhara main kya karun mujhe samajh nahi aa raha....
Ruhi : Mujhe Pyar karo aur kya.....
Prince : kya.....?
Ruhi : Kya kya.....?
Prince : Tumne kuch kaha kya....?
Ruhi : Kaam ki baat tumhe to sunayi deti nahi.... Khair mujhe bhook lagi hai....
Prince : Kahin isi liye to nahi mujhe ghoor rahi thi.... Haan shayad.... Ho bhi sakta hai.... Tumhara kya bharosa.... Jungli Bandariya kuch bhi kar sakti hai.... Is se pehle ki tum mujhe kha lo mujhe khana order kar dena chahiye.....
Prince ki baat sun ke Ruhi chid jaati hai....
Ruhi : Ji nahi mujhe Jungli Bandar khane ka shauk nahi hai....
Prince : Achha theek hai chalo....
Ruhi : Chalo.... Kahan Chalo....?
Prince : khana khane....
Ruhi : Mujhe nahi jaana tumhare sath kahin bhi....
Prince : Pakka....
Ruhi : Ye kachha pakka kya.... Nahi jaana matlab nahi jaata.... Tum jaise Jungli bander ke sath....
Prince : Chalo theek hai... To phir main Zara ko sath le jaata hoon... Waise bhi wo bahut din se sath lunch ka bol rahi thi.... Aaj to uske sath jaa ke maza aa jaayega....
Ye keh ke Prince bahar jaane lagta hai.... Prince ko yun jaate dekh Ruhi foran uske paas aa jaati hai aur use rok ke kehti hai...
Ruhi : koi zaroorat nahi hai kisi Zara Zura ke sath jaane ki.... Mere sath chalo....
Ye keh ke wo Prince ke sath bahar chal deti hai....
Poore raaste koi unka peecha kar raha hai.... Is baat anjaan dono Wahan ke sab se bade Hotel me pahunchte hain....
Prince jo khana order karta hai use dekh Ruhi behad khush ho jaati hai....
Prince : kya baat hai Bandariya kaafi khush nazar aa rahi hai....?
Ruhi : Bandar ne meri Pasand ka khana jo order kiya hai....
Prince : Zyada khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai ye tumhari nahi balki meri pasand ka hai aur ye maine apne liye order kiya hai.... Tum apne khud order kar lo...
Ruhi : Bade aaye maine apne liye order kiya hai.... Ise to main hi khaungi....
Prince : Ji nahi ise main khaunga....
Bas phir kya tha dono me jhagda shuru ho jaata hai..... Dono ek dusre ke hath se cheen ke khane lagte hain is sab me dono ke kapde poore kharaab ho jaate hain....
Ruhi : Ye kya kiya tumne....? Mere poore kapde kharaab kar diye..... Tum na jungli ke jungli hi rahoge..... Is tarha koi khata hai kya....? Ab batao main kya karun....? Is haal me kaise Office jaaun....
Prince : Is me saari galti tumhari hi hai.... Ye sab tumhara hi kiya dhara hai.... Apne sath sath tum ne mere bhi kapde kharaab kar diye... Aur ulta mujhe jungli keh rahi ho..... Ye to achhi zabardasti hai.....
Ruhi : Tum se na baat hi karna bekaar hai....
Ye keh ke Ruhi gusse me wahan se jaane lagti hai.....
Prince : kya hua....? Ab kahan chali.....?
Ruhi : Washroom kapde saaf karne....
Prince : Uski zaroorat nahi....
Ruhi : kyun zaroorat nahi....? Tum kya chahte ho ki is haalat me main office jaaun aur wahan sab mera mazaak banaye.... Kyun.....?
Prince : Kiski itni himmat ki mere rehte koi tumhara mazaak banaye..... Ye sirf aur sirf main hi kar sakta hoon.... Mere paas iske Patent Rights jo hai....
Hahahahahahahahahaha....
Ruhi : Sahi kaha.... Waise bhi Bandar ko aur kaam hi kya hai.....
Isi tarha ladte jhagadte dono wahan ke sab se bade Mall me jaate hain....
Wahan Ruhi apne liye kapde pasand karne lagti hai.... Tabhi Prince ki nazar ek Dress pe padti hai aur uske muh se Wow nikal jaata hai.... Wo Prince ke hath se wo dress lene hi lagti hai ki tabhi Prince use ye keh ke mana kar deta hai ki ye Dress usne Avni ke liye pasand ki hai.... Is baat se Ruhi chid jaati hai..... Aur Prince ke hath se zabardasti wo dress cheen leti hai....
Ruhi : Ise to main hi pehnugi....
Is se pehle ki Prince use kuch kehta ya phir rok paata..... Dress ko le ke Ruhi changing room me chali jaati hai.... Prince gusse me bahar uska intezaar karne lagta hai..... Taaki Ruhi bahar nikle aur wo uspe gussa kare..... Magar wo aisa kar nahi paata......
Ruhi ke bahar aate hi Prince use gusse me kuch kehna chahta hai magar use dekh ke khamosh ho jaata hai.... Ruhi is waqt us dress me behad khoobsurat jo lag rahi hai.... Wo use ek tak bas dekhta hi reh jaata hai....
Prince ko is tarha khud ko ghoorte dekh Ruhi sharma jaati hai.....
Ruhi sharmaate hue : kaisi lag rahi hoon Main.....?
Prince : Is dress me tum behad khoobsurat lag rahi ho.... Aisa lag raha hai jaise ki Jannat se Pari zameen pe utar aayi ho..... Tumhe dekh ke dil chah raha hai ki tumhe kiss kar loon....
Ruhi : Hai to kar lo na maine kab roka hai....
Prince : Wo kya hai ki Jungli Bandariya ko kiss karne ka mujhe koi Shauk nahi....
Ye keh ke Prince hasne lagta hai....
Hahahahahahahahahaha....
Prince ke muh se apni tareef sun ke jahan Ruhi khushi se paagal hui jaa rahi thi wahin uske muh se Jungli Bandariya sun ke Ruhi gusse me aa jaati hai....
Ruhi : Mujhe bhi koi shauk nahi jungli Bander se kiss lene ka....
Khud der baad dono Office laut aate hain.... Wahan Max jo baat unhe batata hai use sun ke Prince ke sath sath Ruhi bhi behad gusse me aa jaati hai....?????