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Incest Ek Kamukh Katha
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UPDATE 6
M.BHABHI:
Ab kya irada hai devar raja...ab ho payegi theek se tareef
Oh fuck me to bhabhi ke boobs ka photo dekh kar type karna hi bhul gya
M.BHABHI:
Are devar ji kha chale gaye
Khud ko thoda sambhalte hue
ME:
Kahi nahi bhabhi yahi par hu...bas aapki tareef ke liye shabd khoj rha tha ...par mil nahi rahe... par bhabhi ek baat kahu abhi bhi theek se nahi dekhi neeche wali cheez agr pura dikh jaye to bat ban jaye
M.BHABHI:
Acha to aapko neeche wali cheez puri dekhni hai...ruko
Ab meri sans atak rahi thi ki bhabhi ab kya nya kand karne wali hai...ki mere whatsapp par ek aur photo aaya
Me bhabhi ke football ke aakar ke boobs dekhkar unme kho gya tha... unke boobs dekhte-dekhte mujhe itna bhi abhas nahi rha ki mera hath khub-ba-khud mere penis par chala gya tha aur me use sehlane lga tha.
M.BHABHI:
Kyu devar jii ab tu neeche wali cheez ka pura darshan ho gaye ab batao kaise lgi meri neeche wali cheez...hihihi
Apne aap ho sambhalte hue
ME:
Wha sahi me bhabhi aapki neeche wali cheez bhi apke chere ki tarah jazab ki sundar hai...jaise himalye ki do badi badi phadiya ho
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...acha to meri neeche wali cheez aapko himalye ki phadi lagti hai...kya itni bhadi hai ye
ME:
Nahi bhabhi mere kehne ka matlab tha ki aapki neeche wali cheez himlaye ki pahadiyo jaise sundar aur aakarshit hai... aur itki goloi to footbaal ko bhi maaf karde...aur gori to itni hai jaise inpar malai rakh ke malish ki ho kisi ne
M.BHABHI:
Are bas-bas kahi aapki itni meethi tareef se hame sugar na ho gaye...waise in neeche wali cheez ka koi naam to hoga...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi hai nai
M.BHABHI:
Acha to batao kya kehte hai inhe?
ME:
Ab bhabhi aapko ache se pta hai inhe kya kehte hai...aap bas mere mja le rahi hai
M.BHABHI:
Nahi sahi me mujhe nahi pta...please mujhe bta do na
Ab samanj to me gya tha ki bhabhi ka mood naughty ho rha hai to mene bhi unhi ke plan me shamil ho jana behter samjha
ME:
Bhabhi apki neeche wali cheezo ko kehte hai...BOOBS
M.BHABHI:
Kya hai BOOBS...[laughing emoji]... devar raja isa jada to bacho ko pta hota hai aap lo lalu nikle...jra apni matra bhasha me batao inko kya kehte hai
Ab samaj to me gya tha bhabhi kya kehna chati hai...par na samaj bankar pucha
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi mujhe to inka naam BOOBS hi pta hai mene apni science ki book me padha tha...kya inhe kuch aur bhi kehte hai
M.BHABHI:
Sahi me aapko nahi pta!! Ya mera majak bna rhe ho
ME:
Really me bhabhi me nahi janta agr aapko pta ho to batao na please
M.BHABHI:
Acha theek hai me batati hu par ye bate kisi se kehna nahi smajhe nahi to log boloenge ki bhabhi ne apne chote se devar ho bigad diya...hihihi
ME:
Paka bhabhi me kisi to nahi bataunga..promise
M.BHABHI:
Acha to theek h...jis neeche wali cheez ho tum BOOBS keh rhe the na use aam bhasha me CHOOCHE kehte hai smajhe mere budhu devar jii
ME:
Kya kha CHO..CHOOCHE?
M.BHABHI:
Ji chooche...kyu aapne pehle ye shabd nahi suna kya...hihihi
ME:
Asal me bhabhi suna to tha...kai baar school me ladke is tarah se shabd istemal karte the...par me in sab par dhyan na dekar padhai me dhyan lagata ta
M.BHABHI:
Are mere pyare devar ji...isi liye to me seekha rahi hu dhyan se seekho kyu ki jivan me vigyan ke gyan se jada KAAM ka gyan kam aata hai...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi ab to mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai...hahaha
M.BHABHI:
Acha ye batao tum apne tango ke beech wali cheez ko kya bolte ho?
ME:
J..ji wo use to penis ya nuni kehta hai na?
M.BHABHI:
Are budhu tum ko to sahi me kuch nahi malum... lagta hai tumhe Kaam ki ABCD padhani padegi...use penis ya nuni nahi LUND ya LODA kehte hai..samjhe
ME:
Kya bola LUND ya LODA...par ek chiz ke do naam kaise ho sakte hai...ajeeb baat hai
M.BHABHI:
Isme kuch ajjeb nahi hai ruko me samjati hu... aam bol chal ki bhasha me log LUND or LODE ko ek hi samajte hai par in dino me fark hai... kyuki LUND to har jawan admi jo 18 saal ki umr par kar gya hota hai...par LODA 1000 me se kisi aik ke paas hi hota hai..kuch samjhe ab
Bhabhi ke kaam gyan ne to mujhe bhi hairan kar diya...kyuki kaam gyan me me bhipeeche nahi tha porn videos dekh kar... dosto ke sath bakchodi gali-galoch kar ke bohot kuch janta tha par bhabhi ke gyan ke aage to me fail ho gya...is lagta tha jaise unhone kaam vigyan me P.hd kar rakhi ho
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi mujhe to pta nahi tha...thank you aapne bta diya nahi to log mujhe bewkoof hi samajte
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...devar ji bas aap hamare sath baen rahiye aapko bohot kuch sikha dungi
ME:
Oh so sweet thank you bhabhi
M.BHABHI:
Acha admi ka to ho gya ab ye batao aurat ki tang ke beech jo cheez hoti hai use kya kehte hai
ME:
Bhabhi use to vagina kehte hai..aur ha yad aaya pussy bhi shayad
M.BHABHI:
Pussy? Ye kha se jana aapne
ME:
Bhabhi ek bar kuch ladke ground me gandi video dekh rahe the usme ek ladki baar baar pussy keh rahi thi
Ab bhabhi ko kya batata ki un ladko ko me hi video dikha rha tha...hahaha
M.BHABHI:
Oh to aap rangeen videos ka bhi shok rakhte hai...kyu?...hihihi
ME:
Nahi bhabhi wo to mene galti se dekh le thi
M.BHABHI:
Acha koi nahi ye shok jawani me nahi honge to kya budhape me honge...hihihi... aur aapne sahi kha aurat ki cheez ho vagina ya pussy kehte hai english me par shudh desi basha me is CHUT ya PHUDI kehte hai.
ME:
Chut ya phudi? Kya isme me fark hai
M.BHABHI:
Nahi ye bas ilake ke bolne ka fark hai aur kuch nahi...par agr jo chut jada khul jaye to use BHOSDI kehte hai.
ME:
Ye to samaj gya par jada khulne se aapka matlab kya hai?
M.BHABHI:
Acha iska jawab dene se pehle ye batao jab admi-aurat ek dusre ke sath bed par kamukh harkate karte hai hai to use kya kehte hai?
ME:
Bhabhi use to sex kehte hai...itna to mujhe pta hai
M.BHABHI:
Ohh to itni jankari hai mere bhole devar ko shabash...par sex to english me kehte hai hindi me use kya bolte hai pta hai?
ME:
Ji nahi hindi ka to nahi pta..please bataye na
M.BHABHI:
Acha...sex to hindi me chudai bolte hai... bhosdi se mera matlab hai ki jo chut ya phudi jada chud jati hai use bhosdi keh dete hai... is example ye hai ki kuwari ladkiyo ki chut hoti hai aur randiyo ki bhosdi..samjhe budhu raaj
ME:
Ji bhabhi me ab sab kuch samajh gya hu...par ek bat samj me nahi aai ki in sab intimate parts ko english me bolna galat kyu hai?
M.BHABHI:
English me bolne me koi burai nahi hai... par hamara brain jis bhasha ko hum jada istemal karte hai usme shabdo ko sunna jada pasand karta hai... agar tum kabhi kisi se kamukh bate karte ho aur intimate parts ko english me bolte ya likhte ho to uska asar us admi ya aurat par kam hota hai.. jitna asar hindi ke shabdo ka us par hoga... isliye hame hindi ke shabdo ko kamukh baate karte hue be-jhijak istemal karna chahiye
ME:
Ok bhabhi ye bhi samaj gya...par kya log in hindi shabdo ko ganda nahi mante...khas kar ke ladkiya.. kyuki ladko ka to mujhe idea hai ki wo log aise shabd be-jhijak bolte hai.
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...tumne sahi kha ki ladke in shabdo ko be-jhijak istemal karte hai... par utna hi sach ye bhi hai ki ladkiya bhi in desi shabdo ki khub enjoy karti hai par uper se aisa dekhati hai jaise ye bohut bure ho...asal me ladko se jada ladkiya in desi shabdo ko enjoy karti hai.
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi?
M.BHABHI:
Ji mere devar ji..ab mujhe hi le lo mujhe desi shabd bohot jada pasand hai.. age koi mujse angrezi ke shabdo me intimate parts ki baat kare to ye mere liye sabse bda turn off hai
ME:
Ok... Thnak you bhabhi ab me sab kuch theek se seekh gya..apne acha coach kiya
M.BHABHI:
Devar raja course jab tak pura nahi mana jata jab tak ke practical pura na ho gaye...hihihi..isliye tumhari course abhi pura nahi hua practical baki hai
Oh shit bhabhi to aaj sab kuch kar juzarne pe aamda hai...par chalo jab inhe koi dikat nahi to me kyu peeche hatu
ME(SHETANI SE):
Par bhabhi is practical ke liye to mujhe ek partner ki jarurat hogi...wo is waqt kha se aayega
M.BHABHI:
Of ho devar jii apne to wohi baat kar di "Bagal ke chokra shere me dhindora" jara dimag pe jor daliye koi na koi aas paas hi dikh jayega...hihihi
ME:
Soch tu rha hu bhabhi par koi dhyan nahi aa rha
M.BHABHI:
Ache ye baat hai...chaliye koi nahi dhyan kya nazar ke saamne bhi aa jayega...acha ye batye so kha rhe hai
ME:
Shruti didi ke sath unke room me
M.BHABHI:
Ohhh...ye to masla ho gya...chaliye koi nahi ek kam kare apne phone silent par kar le...me raat 1 baje miss call karugi...to chup chap mere room me aa jana...theek hai
ME(NASAMJH BANTE HUE):
Kyu bhabhi itni raat ko apke room me kya karunga
M.BHABHI:
Ek bar aa to jaiye phir batati kya dikhati hu kya karoge...ok Bye..raat me milte hai.
Jaise hi bhabhi se chat band hui kia chanak shruti didi uper aa gai...aur mujhe lekar neeche apne room me chali gayi.
Recap-
Phir hamne idhar udhar ki baate ki jab thoda andhera hone lga to hum city ki taraf chal diye... me to seedha ghar jana chata tha par waqar ne jid karke bahar ki dinner kra diya aur phir mujhe ghar drop kar diya.
Ab aage-
EXT.MISHRA'S UNCLE HOUSE - NIGHT - 9PM
Mene door bell bajai...thori der aunty me door khola
M.AUNTY
Aa gaye beta kafi time lga diya
ME:
Ji aunty thoda jada time lag gya
M.AUNTY
Chalo koi nahi tum fresh holo apne room ne
ME:
Theek hai aunty
Phir me apne room me chala gya kyuki aaj kafi bhaga-dodi ho gayi thi to an neend bhi takdi aa rahi thi to mne hath-muh dhokar sone ka fesla kiya
Abhi me bathroom se hath muh dhokar bahar aaya hi tha ki room me aunty aa gayi
M.AUNTY
Chalo beta dinner ready hai chal kar kar lo
ME:
Par aunty me to bahar se kha kar aaya hu
M.AUNTY
Kya!! Tumne bahar kha liya aur jo hamne tumhare liye itne sare pakwan banaye hai unka kya hoga
ME:
Sorry aunty aapko meri wajah se takleef hui...par mere dost ne jabardasti karke mujhe khana khila diya
M.AUNTY
Chalo me to samaj gayi tumhari baat par ab tum apni ladli bahen ko kaise samjhaoge
ME:
Matlab?
M.AUNTY
Matlab ye ki jab shaam ko Shruti ko tere aane ka pta chala to usne turant bina aaram kiye kitchen me morcha sambhal liya aur tab se lagatar na jane kya-kya bna rahi hai...to ab bhae tu jane ya teri bahen jane kya karna hai...muhe isme mat gasit na...hihihi
Oh shit yar me to ye bhul hi gya tha ki Shruti didi ki aadat ke baare me... asal me jab bhi me yha ya didi hamare wha aati thi tab hamesha didi ki ye aadat rahi thi ki wo mere liye bohot sara khana banati thi jaise ki me loi phelwan hu... ab subha se in chakro me, mei bhul gya tha ki didi mere liye jarur khana banaegi
ME:
Of ho aunty me to bhul gya tha ki didi mere liye khana banaegi aur me to kuch jada hi kha liya hai...ab kya karu...please kuch help kijiye na
M.AUNTY
Bhae me kuch help nahi kar sakti wasie bhi tumhe uske nature ka pta hi hai jab masla tere aur uske beech ko ho to wo kisi ka bhi interfere bardast nahi karti... ab tu hi sambhal apni didi ko mujse help ki umeed na rakh
Aunty ye bolkar bahar nikal gayi aur me sochne lga kaise didi se baat karu is baare me...didi se baat na kar pna ye mera unke prati dar nahi pyaar tha...asal me Shruti didi aur Pooja didi bachpan se bohot achi dost thi...dost kya bahene kehna jada theek hoga...bachpan me Shruti didi ne apni 11th ki schooling hamera yha se ki thi aur us waqt me unka kafi ladla ho gya tha...jab kabhi me kisi problem me hota tha to sabse pehle Shruti didi ke pas jata tha aur meri sari pareshani dur kar deti thi...yehi nahi ek bar to unka aur Pooja didi ka jhagda bhi ho gya tha mere uper
Flash Back -
ekk bar soti hui Pooja didi ke uper pani dal diya tha to use Pooja didi kafi gusa ho gayi aur mujhe ek-do chate lga diye jise me rone lga.
Me rote-rote Shruti didi ke pas gya aur unhe sab kuch bta diya...bas phir kya ta Shruti didi ne morcha sambhal liya aur chal padi Pooja didi se ladne... me pooja didi ke room ke bahar tha aur dono ki jor-jor se ladne ki aawaje sunrha tha...saare ghar wale bhi eektha ho gye the unki ladai se... us waqt ko unka jhagda ruk gya papa-mummy ke interfere se...par uske bad dono ne bohot dino tak apas me baat nahi ki...us thapad wali ghatna ke bad Pooja didi ne mujhe sorry bol diya tha usi din aur sath hi mujhe godh me betha ka kafi der tak ji gal pe chata lgyaya kiss bhi kiya tha...me unke aisa karne se khush ho gya tha par mujhe is baat ka kafi dukh tha ki meri wajah se meri dono pyari didiyo me jhagda ho gya
Jan kafi dino tak isa hi chalta rha to mujhe baddast nahi hua kyuki jab bhi me kisi ek didi ke pass hota tha to dusri didi wha pe nahi aati thi... to mene ek din is samasya ko apne dhang se suljhane ka fesla kaliya... aur is faisle ke antergat jaise Pooja didi par pani dala tha usi tarah Shruti didi par bhi pani dal diya... par mene jaise plan kiya tha waisa kuch nahi hua ulta Shruti didi ne mujhe godh me beetha liya aur pyar se mere pani dalne ki wajah puchne lagi...ab jab mera plan phel ho gya tha dono didiyo ko karib lane ka to me rone lga unki godh me beth kar...aur rote-rote bola
ME(ROTE HUE):
Didi aap mujko malo...jab aap mereko marogi to me to me Pooja didi ke pass jaunga aur phir wo apse ladengi aur jaise pehle meri wajah se ladne ke karan aap dono ek dusre se naraj ho gayi na to dobara ladne ki wajah se friend ban jaogi...to please didi aap mujko khub malo
Mere aisa bolte hi Shruti didi ne mujko kas ke gale se lga liya unki aankho se ansu nikal rahe the...jo mujhe apne kandhe par girte mehsus ho rha the
SHRUTI DIDI:
Tujhe kyu aisa lagta hai ki hum teri wajah se ek dusre se naraj hai
ME(ROTE HUE):
Didi us din mene pooja didi ke room ke saamne hi tha aur mene sab sun liya tha..hu hu
Abhi Shruti didi kuch kehti use pehle room me Pooja didi aa gayi aur mujhe kas ke apne gale se lga liya... ab me aur jor se rone lga dono didiyo ke beech me
POOJA DIDI(ROTE HUE):
Chup hoja betu dekh ab hum dono me bilkul jhagda nahi hai...bas ab chup bhi hoja kitna royega
Par me phir bhip chup nahi hua
POOJA DIDI:
Ab kya hua ba to hamara jhagda bhi khatam ho gya ab kyu ro rha hai
ME(ROTE HUE):
Hu hu...kyuki aap dono ho rha ho isliye mujhe bhi rona aa rha hai
Mera aisa bolte hi dono didi ne rona band kar diya
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha babu ab to chup ho ja dekh hum dono nahi ro rahe aur hamara jhagda bhi khatam ho gya
ME(ROTE HUE):
Aise nahi pehla dono gale milo
Phir dono didi gale lag gayi aur me bhi chup ho gya...
uske bad dono didi mujhe beech me lita ke meri dono side let gayi aur me dono ke beech me so gya
Present -
Me ye baate yad karke halka muskura diya aur sochne lga ki wakai me bda khuskismat hu jo mujhe itna pyar karni wali behene mila hai
Phir me faisla kiya ki jab didi ne mere liye itne pyaar se khana banaya hai to me jarur kahunga chahe mera peet kyu na phat jaye. Phie me room se nikla aur dinning table par chala gya...wha aunty bethi mera wait kar rahi thi
ME:
Aunty shruti didi kha hai aur bhabhi bhi dikhai nahi de rahi
M.AUNTY:
Beta Shruti room me kapde change karne gayi thi kyuki tere aane ki khushi me wo bina kapde change kiye hi khana banane lag gayi...aur Shweta ki tabiyat thodi kharab hai isliye room me so rahi hai
ME:
Oh ok aunty
Abhi me chair par bethne wala tha ki kisi ni jor se "NIKHIL" kha mene peeche mud kar dekha to saamne Shruti didi khadi thi...didi ne dod kar mujhe apni baho me bhar liya aur kas ke gale lga liya mene bhi didi ke charo aur apni baho ka ghera bna liya...par na jane kyu aaj unke gle lagne se mujhe kuch alag si feeling hui jo aaj se pehle kabhi nahi hui thi...mujhe unke boobs apni chati par mehsus huwe... jab mujhe is cheez ka ahsaas hua mene apni pakad thodi dheeli chod di...
par jaise-jaise me pakad dheeli kar rha tha waise-waise didi pakad aur majboot kar rahi thi jise unke boobs aur meri chati me gade ja rhe the.
Iska asar ye hua ki meri beech waki taang me sursurahat hone lagi jo aaj se pehle kabhi nahi hua tha... kher jab kafi der gale lagane bhi jab didi ne mujhe nahi choda to me bol pda.
ME:
Didi ab chod bhi do kitni der gale lagaogi...hahaha
Par didi ne chodne ke bajay jhapi aur kas li...ab mujhe khatra ye tha ki kahi didi ko meri beech wali taang ki karastaniya pta chal gayi to kya sochengi
ME:
Didi ab chod bhi do dekho khana thanda ho rha hai
Kher uske baad didi ne apni pakad thodi dheeli ki aur alg hote boli
SHRUTI DIDI:
Eek do pure 3 saal bad apni shakal dikha rha hai aur ab gale bhi nahi lagne deta
(thoda aankho me ansu lekar boli)
Ab munjhe unke gla lagne se kitni bhi pareshani kyu na ho rahi ho par me Shruti didi ke aankho me ansu nahi dekh sakta mene turant unhe apne sine se lga liya
ME:
Acha didi ab aapko jitni der gale se lgana hai lga lo me nahi kuch bolunga
Phir hum dono kafi der isi tarah gle lga rahe...aur sahi me us waqt time ruk sa gya tha... jab hame kafi der ho gayi to aunty ne interfere kiya
M.AUNTY:
Are bhae ab bas bhi kro tum dono ne to mujhe bhi rula diya...chalo ab khana kha lo thnada ho rha h
Aunty ke bolne ke baad hum dono lag hue didi ki aankho me ansu the jise mene rumal se ponch diya... isa karne se unke chere par ek smile aa gayi
ME:
Didi ab to khana kha le mujhe bohot bhuk lagi h...aur ek aap ho ki mujhe khane hi nahi de rahi
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha to tu khena chata hai kime tujhe khane se rok rahi hu
ME:
Na..nahi didi mere khene ka ye matlab nahi tha...sach me aapki kasam
SHRUTI DIDI:
Hihihi...me janti hu mera babu kya kehna cha rha tha...isme kasam khane ki kya zarurat thi
ME:
Wo didi mujhe lga kahi aap naraj na ho jao isliye
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj tak me tujse kabhi naraj hoi hu?
ME:
Nahi didi kabhi nahi
SHRUTI DIDI:
To tune kaise soch liya ki aaj me tujse naraj ho jaungi...ek baat hamasha dhyan rakh me tujse kabhi naraj nahi ho sakti
Itna bolkar didi ne mere mathe ko chum liya...phir hum sabne khana start kiya...
Ab kyuki mene to pehle se kha rakha tha to peet to mera bhar hua tha par jab didi ne itne pyaar se khana banaya tha to man bhi nahi kar sakta tha...to mene khana chalu kiya
Abhi pehla tukda muh me daalne wala tha ki didi ne mera haath pakad liya
ME:
Kya hua didi?
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj me apne babu ko apne hath se khilaungi
Aur didi ne tukde ka kor banakr mere muh me rakh diya...didi ka itna pyaar dekhkar meri aankho me bhi halke ansu aa gaye the par mene unpar kabu pa liya... phir mene bhi tukda tod kar didi ke muh me rakh diya...mene aur didi ne isi tarah khana khatam kiya... isi doran aunty hum dono ko hi dekh rahi thi...phir aunty utkar kitchen me chali gayi aur ek nimbu-mirch le aayi aur hum dono ke charo taraf ghumane lagi
ME:
Aunty ye kya kar rahi ho
M.AUNTY:
Tum dono ki nazar utar rahi hu taki tum dono bhai-behen ke pyaar ko kisi ki nazar na lage
Uske bad aunty wo nimbu-mirch lekar ghar se bahar chali gayi aur didi kitchen se mere liye ice-cream le aayi
ME:
Are wah Butterscoth ye to meri favorite hai...aapko kaise pta iske baare me
SHRUTI DIDI:
Mujhe aapne babu ki sabhi favorite cheezo ka pta hai
ME:
Wakai me didi aap mujhe bohot ache se janti ho
SHRUTI DIDI:
Wo to hai....hihihi...acha tu ye ice-cream kha me abhi aati hu
ME:
Nahi didi aapko bhi mere saath ice-cream khani hogi
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha ruk me apne liye bhi leekar aati hu
ME:
Nahi didi isi me khate hai dono waise bhi ye kafi sari h
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha mujhe dusri spoon to lane de
ME:
Kyu aapko meri jhuti spoon se khane se koi aitraj hai
Mere itna kehte hi didi achanak se chair par beth gayi aur mere hath se spoon lekar pehle mijhe ice-cream khilai phir usi spoon se khud kha li
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj to bol diya aaj ke baad kabhi mat bolna...teri kisi bhi cheez se mujhe aitraz nahi...samjha
Me didi ka mere prati itna pyaar dekhkar hairan ho gya...kher hum dono ne chup-chap ice-cream khatam ki.. ab kyuki me itna kha chuka tha josh-josh me to peet ki halat to najuk thi hi...to mene thodi der walk lene ki sochi chat par
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha tu beth jab tak me hamare sone ka intjam karti hu....baki baate bad me karenge aram se
ME:
Par didi mera to guest room me bed hai me wahi so jaunga aap kyo pareshan ho rahi ho
SHRUTI DIDI:
Khabardar jo guest room me sone ki baat kari to...ek to itna saal bad mila hai aur uper se mujhe dur sone ki baat kar rha hai... me bed tayar kar eahi hu chup-chap udhar aake let jana samjha...aaya bda guest room me sone wala
(didi ne ye baat thodi sakti se kahi thi to bhla meri kya majal to me unki baat kat du)
ME:
J...ji didi jaisa aap kahe
SHRUTI DIDI:
Good boy
ME:
Acha aap bed tayar karo me thodi der uper tahal kar aata hu
SHRUTI DIDI:
Theek hai par jaldi aa jana
ME:
Ok didi
Phir me uper tahel ne chala gya...abhi tahalte hue kuch hi time hua tha ki mera phone ring kiya dekha to pooja didi ki call thi
ME:
Hello, didi kaisi ho aap
POOJA DIDI:
Me to akdum theek hu betu aap kaise ho aur gift kaisa lga mera
ME:
Me bhi bilkul acha hu didi aur rahi gift ki baat to mene abhi tak dekha nahi
POOJA DIDI:
Kyu?
Phir mene didi ko saari baat bta di...maltlab yha mishra uncle ke ghar aane wali
POOJA DIDI:
Oh ye to badi na insafi ho gayi tumhare saath...hiihihi
ME:
Hahaha...nahi didi aisa kuch nahi hai aur giflt to me kal dekh lunga...waise gift me hai kya ye to bta do
POOJA DIDI:
Nahi betu ye surprise h jab kal jaoge tab khud dekh lena
ME:
Acha didi jaisa aap theek samjhe
Phir didi ke saath normal baate hui aur phone rakh diya
Abhi thodi hi der hui thi didi se pooja didi se bat kiye hue ki mere whatsapp par ek "hi" message aaya... dekha to msg kisi unknown number se tha...pehle to ignore karni ki sochi par phir sochi par phir socha ho sakta hai koi purana dost ho
WHATSAPP CHAT -
ME:
Hey, kon?
SENDER:
Itni jaldi bhul gaye abhi shaam me to bdi tareef kar rahe the
ME:
Shaam me tareef? Kon hai be dimag na kharab kar samjha nahi to acha ni hoga
Mene socha mera koi dost mere sath maskari kar rha hai
SENDER:
Of ho aap ko to gusa aa gya ab itna gusa karenge to Khusbsurti ki tareef kaise kar payenge DEVAR JII..
Oh fuck ye to bhahi hai aur me na jane kya-kya soch rha tha
ME:
Bhabhi?
SENDER:
Ji ha
ME:
Oh sorry bhabhi aapka number save nahi tha na isliye mistake ho gaayi
M.BHABHI:
Koi nahi devar jii...bade bade shero me choti moti mistake hoti rehti hai...hihihi
ME:
Ji ha wo to hai...par aunty to keh rahi thi aapki tabiyat theenk nahi hai isliye aap so rahi hai room me...waisa kya hua hai aapko docter ke pas le kar chalu agr jada dikat ho rahi ho to
M.BHABHI:
Nahi devar ji me jag rahi hu...aur mujhe jo hua uska ilaj docter ke pass nahi aapke pass hai
ME:
Mera pass? Wo kaise
M.BHABHI:
Jra wait kariya wo bhi aapko pta chal jayega...waise shaam me aapne meri puri tareef nahi ki thi...ab kya irada hai
ME:
Yad hai bhabhi aur irada to aapki ji bhar ke tareef ka hai par aapko btaya tha na.. neeche ki tareef me neeche wali cheez jab tak theek se dekh na lu nahi ho payegi
M.BHABHI:
Dekha to tha shaam me devar ji neeche wali cheez...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi dekha to tha par theek se nahi dekh paya...isliye tareef me muskil hogi
Thodi der tak bhabhi ka koi message nahi aaya...phir
Phir hamne idhar udhar ki baate ki jab thoda andhera hone lga to hum city ki taraf chal diye... me to seedha ghar jana chata tha par waqar ne jid karke bahar ki dinner kra diya aur phir mujhe ghar drop kar diya.
Ab aage-
EXT.MISHRA'S UNCLE HOUSE - NIGHT - 9PM
Mene door bell bajai...thori der aunty me door khola
M.AUNTY
Aa gaye beta kafi time lga diya
ME:
Ji aunty thoda jada time lag gya
M.AUNTY
Chalo koi nahi tum fresh holo apne room ne
ME:
Theek hai aunty
Phir me apne room me chala gya kyuki aaj kafi bhaga-dodi ho gayi thi to an neend bhi takdi aa rahi thi to mne hath-muh dhokar sone ka fesla kiya
Abhi me bathroom se hath muh dhokar bahar aaya hi tha ki room me aunty aa gayi
M.AUNTY
Chalo beta dinner ready hai chal kar kar lo
ME:
Par aunty me to bahar se kha kar aaya hu
M.AUNTY
Kya!! Tumne bahar kha liya aur jo hamne tumhare liye itne sare pakwan banaye hai unka kya hoga
ME:
Sorry aunty aapko meri wajah se takleef hui...par mere dost ne jabardasti karke mujhe khana khila diya
M.AUNTY
Chalo me to samaj gayi tumhari baat par ab tum apni ladli bahen ko kaise samjhaoge
ME:
Matlab?
M.AUNTY
Matlab ye ki jab shaam ko Shruti ko tere aane ka pta chala to usne turant bina aaram kiye kitchen me morcha sambhal liya aur tab se lagatar na jane kya-kya bna rahi hai...to ab bhae tu jane ya teri bahen jane kya karna hai...muhe isme mat gasit na...hihihi
Oh shit yar me to ye bhul hi gya tha ki Shruti didi ki aadat ke baare me... asal me jab bhi me yha ya didi hamare wha aati thi tab hamesha didi ki ye aadat rahi thi ki wo mere liye bohot sara khana banati thi jaise ki me loi phelwan hu... ab subha se in chakro me, mei bhul gya tha ki didi mere liye jarur khana banaegi
ME:
Of ho aunty me to bhul gya tha ki didi mere liye khana banaegi aur me to kuch jada hi kha liya hai...ab kya karu...please kuch help kijiye na
M.AUNTY
Bhae me kuch help nahi kar sakti wasie bhi tumhe uske nature ka pta hi hai jab masla tere aur uske beech ko ho to wo kisi ka bhi interfere bardast nahi karti... ab tu hi sambhal apni didi ko mujse help ki umeed na rakh
Aunty ye bolkar bahar nikal gayi aur me sochne lga kaise didi se baat karu is baare me...didi se baat na kar pna ye mera unke prati dar nahi pyaar tha...asal me Shruti didi aur Pooja didi bachpan se bohot achi dost thi...dost kya bahene kehna jada theek hoga...bachpan me Shruti didi ne apni 11th ki schooling hamera yha se ki thi aur us waqt me unka kafi ladla ho gya tha...jab kabhi me kisi problem me hota tha to sabse pehle Shruti didi ke pas jata tha aur meri sari pareshani dur kar deti thi...yehi nahi ek bar to unka aur Pooja didi ka jhagda bhi ho gya tha mere uper
Flash Back -
ekk bar soti hui Pooja didi ke uper pani dal diya tha to use Pooja didi kafi gusa ho gayi aur mujhe ek-do chate lga diye jise me rone lga.
Me rote-rote Shruti didi ke pas gya aur unhe sab kuch bta diya...bas phir kya ta Shruti didi ne morcha sambhal liya aur chal padi Pooja didi se ladne... me pooja didi ke room ke bahar tha aur dono ki jor-jor se ladne ki aawaje sunrha tha...saare ghar wale bhi eektha ho gye the unki ladai se... us waqt ko unka jhagda ruk gya papa-mummy ke interfere se...par uske bad dono ne bohot dino tak apas me baat nahi ki...us thapad wali ghatna ke bad Pooja didi ne mujhe sorry bol diya tha usi din aur sath hi mujhe godh me betha ka kafi der tak ji gal pe chata lgyaya kiss bhi kiya tha...me unke aisa karne se khush ho gya tha par mujhe is baat ka kafi dukh tha ki meri wajah se meri dono pyari didiyo me jhagda ho gya
Jan kafi dino tak isa hi chalta rha to mujhe baddast nahi hua kyuki jab bhi me kisi ek didi ke pass hota tha to dusri didi wha pe nahi aati thi... to mene ek din is samasya ko apne dhang se suljhane ka fesla kaliya... aur is faisle ke antergat jaise Pooja didi par pani dala tha usi tarah Shruti didi par bhi pani dal diya... par mene jaise plan kiya tha waisa kuch nahi hua ulta Shruti didi ne mujhe godh me beetha liya aur pyar se mere pani dalne ki wajah puchne lagi...ab jab mera plan phel ho gya tha dono didiyo ko karib lane ka to me rone lga unki godh me beth kar...aur rote-rote bola
ME(ROTE HUE):
Didi aap mujko malo...jab aap mereko marogi to me to me Pooja didi ke pass jaunga aur phir wo apse ladengi aur jaise pehle meri wajah se ladne ke karan aap dono ek dusre se naraj ho gayi na to dobara ladne ki wajah se friend ban jaogi...to please didi aap mujko khub malo
Mere aisa bolte hi Shruti didi ne mujko kas ke gale se lga liya unki aankho se ansu nikal rahe the...jo mujhe apne kandhe par girte mehsus ho rha the
SHRUTI DIDI:
Tujhe kyu aisa lagta hai ki hum teri wajah se ek dusre se naraj hai
ME(ROTE HUE):
Didi us din mene pooja didi ke room ke saamne hi tha aur mene sab sun liya tha..hu hu
Abhi Shruti didi kuch kehti use pehle room me Pooja didi aa gayi aur mujhe kas ke apne gale se lga liya... ab me aur jor se rone lga dono didiyo ke beech me
POOJA DIDI(ROTE HUE):
Chup hoja betu dekh ab hum dono me bilkul jhagda nahi hai...bas ab chup bhi hoja kitna royega
Par me phir bhip chup nahi hua
POOJA DIDI:
Ab kya hua ba to hamara jhagda bhi khatam ho gya ab kyu ro rha hai
ME(ROTE HUE):
Hu hu...kyuki aap dono ho rha ho isliye mujhe bhi rona aa rha hai
Mera aisa bolte hi dono didi ne rona band kar diya
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha babu ab to chup ho ja dekh hum dono nahi ro rahe aur hamara jhagda bhi khatam ho gya
ME(ROTE HUE):
Aise nahi pehla dono gale milo
Phir dono didi gale lag gayi aur me bhi chup ho gya...
uske bad dono didi mujhe beech me lita ke meri dono side let gayi aur me dono ke beech me so gya
Present -
Me ye baate yad karke halka muskura diya aur sochne lga ki wakai me bda khuskismat hu jo mujhe itna pyar karni wali behene mila hai
Phir me faisla kiya ki jab didi ne mere liye itne pyaar se khana banaya hai to me jarur kahunga chahe mera peet kyu na phat jaye. Phie me room se nikla aur dinning table par chala gya...wha aunty bethi mera wait kar rahi thi
ME:
Aunty shruti didi kha hai aur bhabhi bhi dikhai nahi de rahi
M.AUNTY:
Beta Shruti room me kapde change karne gayi thi kyuki tere aane ki khushi me wo bina kapde change kiye hi khana banane lag gayi...aur Shweta ki tabiyat thodi kharab hai isliye room me so rahi hai
ME:
Oh ok aunty
Abhi me chair par bethne wala tha ki kisi ni jor se "NIKHIL" kha mene peeche mud kar dekha to saamne Shruti didi khadi thi...didi ne dod kar mujhe apni baho me bhar liya aur kas ke gale lga liya mene bhi didi ke charo aur apni baho ka ghera bna liya...par na jane kyu aaj unke gle lagne se mujhe kuch alag si feeling hui jo aaj se pehle kabhi nahi hui thi...mujhe unke boobs apni chati par mehsus huwe... jab mujhe is cheez ka ahsaas hua mene apni pakad thodi dheeli chod di...
par jaise-jaise me pakad dheeli kar rha tha waise-waise didi pakad aur majboot kar rahi thi jise unke boobs aur meri chati me gade ja rhe the.
Iska asar ye hua ki meri beech waki taang me sursurahat hone lagi jo aaj se pehle kabhi nahi hua tha... kher jab kafi der gale lagane bhi jab didi ne mujhe nahi choda to me bol pda.
ME:
Didi ab chod bhi do kitni der gale lagaogi...hahaha
Par didi ne chodne ke bajay jhapi aur kas li...ab mujhe khatra ye tha ki kahi didi ko meri beech wali taang ki karastaniya pta chal gayi to kya sochengi
ME:
Didi ab chod bhi do dekho khana thanda ho rha hai
Kher uske baad didi ne apni pakad thodi dheeli ki aur alg hote boli
SHRUTI DIDI:
Eek do pure 3 saal bad apni shakal dikha rha hai aur ab gale bhi nahi lagne deta
(thoda aankho me ansu lekar boli)
Ab munjhe unke gla lagne se kitni bhi pareshani kyu na ho rahi ho par me Shruti didi ke aankho me ansu nahi dekh sakta mene turant unhe apne sine se lga liya
ME:
Acha didi ab aapko jitni der gale se lgana hai lga lo me nahi kuch bolunga
Phir hum dono kafi der isi tarah gle lga rahe...aur sahi me us waqt time ruk sa gya tha... jab hame kafi der ho gayi to aunty ne interfere kiya
M.AUNTY:
Are bhae ab bas bhi kro tum dono ne to mujhe bhi rula diya...chalo ab khana kha lo thnada ho rha h
Aunty ke bolne ke baad hum dono lag hue didi ki aankho me ansu the jise mene rumal se ponch diya... isa karne se unke chere par ek smile aa gayi
ME:
Didi ab to khana kha le mujhe bohot bhuk lagi h...aur ek aap ho ki mujhe khane hi nahi de rahi
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha to tu khena chata hai kime tujhe khane se rok rahi hu
ME:
Na..nahi didi mere khene ka ye matlab nahi tha...sach me aapki kasam
SHRUTI DIDI:
Hihihi...me janti hu mera babu kya kehna cha rha tha...isme kasam khane ki kya zarurat thi
ME:
Wo didi mujhe lga kahi aap naraj na ho jao isliye
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj tak me tujse kabhi naraj hoi hu?
ME:
Nahi didi kabhi nahi
SHRUTI DIDI:
To tune kaise soch liya ki aaj me tujse naraj ho jaungi...ek baat hamasha dhyan rakh me tujse kabhi naraj nahi ho sakti
Itna bolkar didi ne mere mathe ko chum liya...phir hum sabne khana start kiya...
Ab kyuki mene to pehle se kha rakha tha to peet to mera bhar hua tha par jab didi ne itne pyaar se khana banaya tha to man bhi nahi kar sakta tha...to mene khana chalu kiya
Abhi pehla tukda muh me daalne wala tha ki didi ne mera haath pakad liya
ME:
Kya hua didi?
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj me apne babu ko apne hath se khilaungi
Aur didi ne tukde ka kor banakr mere muh me rakh diya...didi ka itna pyaar dekhkar meri aankho me bhi halke ansu aa gaye the par mene unpar kabu pa liya... phir mene bhi tukda tod kar didi ke muh me rakh diya...mene aur didi ne isi tarah khana khatam kiya... isi doran aunty hum dono ko hi dekh rahi thi...phir aunty utkar kitchen me chali gayi aur ek nimbu-mirch le aayi aur hum dono ke charo taraf ghumane lagi
ME:
Aunty ye kya kar rahi ho
M.AUNTY:
Tum dono ki nazar utar rahi hu taki tum dono bhai-behen ke pyaar ko kisi ki nazar na lage
Uske bad aunty wo nimbu-mirch lekar ghar se bahar chali gayi aur didi kitchen se mere liye ice-cream le aayi
ME:
Are wah Butterscoth ye to meri favorite hai...aapko kaise pta iske baare me
SHRUTI DIDI:
Mujhe aapne babu ki sabhi favorite cheezo ka pta hai
ME:
Wakai me didi aap mujhe bohot ache se janti ho
SHRUTI DIDI:
Wo to hai....hihihi...acha tu ye ice-cream kha me abhi aati hu
ME:
Nahi didi aapko bhi mere saath ice-cream khani hogi
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha ruk me apne liye bhi leekar aati hu
ME:
Nahi didi isi me khate hai dono waise bhi ye kafi sari h
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha mujhe dusri spoon to lane de
ME:
Kyu aapko meri jhuti spoon se khane se koi aitraj hai
Mere itna kehte hi didi achanak se chair par beth gayi aur mere hath se spoon lekar pehle mijhe ice-cream khilai phir usi spoon se khud kha li
SHRUTI DIDI:
Aaj to bol diya aaj ke baad kabhi mat bolna...teri kisi bhi cheez se mujhe aitraz nahi...samjha
Me didi ka mere prati itna pyaar dekhkar hairan ho gya...kher hum dono ne chup-chap ice-cream khatam ki.. ab kyuki me itna kha chuka tha josh-josh me to peet ki halat to najuk thi hi...to mene thodi der walk lene ki sochi chat par
SHRUTI DIDI:
Acha tu beth jab tak me hamare sone ka intjam karti hu....baki baate bad me karenge aram se
ME:
Par didi mera to guest room me bed hai me wahi so jaunga aap kyo pareshan ho rahi ho
SHRUTI DIDI:
Khabardar jo guest room me sone ki baat kari to...ek to itna saal bad mila hai aur uper se mujhe dur sone ki baat kar rha hai... me bed tayar kar eahi hu chup-chap udhar aake let jana samjha...aaya bda guest room me sone wala
(didi ne ye baat thodi sakti se kahi thi to bhla meri kya majal to me unki baat kat du)
ME:
J...ji didi jaisa aap kahe
SHRUTI DIDI:
Good boy
ME:
Acha aap bed tayar karo me thodi der uper tahal kar aata hu
SHRUTI DIDI:
Theek hai par jaldi aa jana
ME:
Ok didi
Phir me uper tahel ne chala gya...abhi tahalte hue kuch hi time hua tha ki mera phone ring kiya dekha to pooja didi ki call thi
ME:
Hello, didi kaisi ho aap
POOJA DIDI:
Me to akdum theek hu betu aap kaise ho aur gift kaisa lga mera
ME:
Me bhi bilkul acha hu didi aur rahi gift ki baat to mene abhi tak dekha nahi
POOJA DIDI:
Kyu?
Phir mene didi ko saari baat bta di...maltlab yha mishra uncle ke ghar aane wali
POOJA DIDI:
Oh ye to badi na insafi ho gayi tumhare saath...hiihihi
ME:
Hahaha...nahi didi aisa kuch nahi hai aur giflt to me kal dekh lunga...waise gift me hai kya ye to bta do
POOJA DIDI:
Nahi betu ye surprise h jab kal jaoge tab khud dekh lena
ME:
Acha didi jaisa aap theek samjhe
Phir didi ke saath normal baate hui aur phone rakh diya
Abhi thodi hi der hui thi didi se pooja didi se bat kiye hue ki mere whatsapp par ek "hi" message aaya... dekha to msg kisi unknown number se tha...pehle to ignore karni ki sochi par phir sochi par phir socha ho sakta hai koi purana dost ho
WHATSAPP CHAT -
ME:
Hey, kon?
SENDER:
Itni jaldi bhul gaye abhi shaam me to bdi tareef kar rahe the
ME:
Shaam me tareef? Kon hai be dimag na kharab kar samjha nahi to acha ni hoga
Mene socha mera koi dost mere sath maskari kar rha hai
SENDER:
Of ho aap ko to gusa aa gya ab itna gusa karenge to Khusbsurti ki tareef kaise kar payenge DEVAR JII..
Oh fuck ye to bhahi hai aur me na jane kya-kya soch rha tha
ME:
Bhabhi?
SENDER:
Ji ha
ME:
Oh sorry bhabhi aapka number save nahi tha na isliye mistake ho gaayi
M.BHABHI:
Koi nahi devar jii...bade bade shero me choti moti mistake hoti rehti hai...hihihi
ME:
Ji ha wo to hai...par aunty to keh rahi thi aapki tabiyat theenk nahi hai isliye aap so rahi hai room me...waisa kya hua hai aapko docter ke pas le kar chalu agr jada dikat ho rahi ho to
M.BHABHI:
Nahi devar ji me jag rahi hu...aur mujhe jo hua uska ilaj docter ke pass nahi aapke pass hai
ME:
Mera pass? Wo kaise
M.BHABHI:
Jra wait kariya wo bhi aapko pta chal jayega...waise shaam me aapne meri puri tareef nahi ki thi...ab kya irada hai
ME:
Yad hai bhabhi aur irada to aapki ji bhar ke tareef ka hai par aapko btaya tha na.. neeche ki tareef me neeche wali cheez jab tak theek se dekh na lu nahi ho payegi
M.BHABHI:
Dekha to tha shaam me devar ji neeche wali cheez...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi dekha to tha par theek se nahi dekh paya...isliye tareef me muskil hogi
Thodi der tak bhabhi ka koi message nahi aaya...phir
M.BHABHI:
Ab kya irada hai devar raja...ab ho payegi theek se tareef
Oh fuck me to bhabhi ke boobs ka photo dekh kar type karna hi bhul gya
M.BHABHI:
Are devar ji kha chale gaye
Khud ko thoda sambhalte hue
ME:
Kahi nahi bhabhi yahi par hu...bas aapki tareef ke liye shabd khoj rha tha ...par mil nahi rahe... par bhabhi ek baat kahu abhi bhi theek se nahi dekhi neeche wali cheez agr pura dikh jaye to bat ban jaye
M.BHABHI:
Acha to aapko neeche wali cheez puri dekhni hai...ruko
Ab meri sans atak rahi thi ki bhabhi ab kya nya kand karne wali hai...ki mere whatsapp par ek aur photo aaya
Me bhabhi ke football ke aakar ke boobs dekhkar unme kho gya tha... unke boobs dekhte-dekhte mujhe itna bhi abhas nahi rha ki mera hath khub-ba-khud mere penis par chala gya tha aur me use sehlane lga tha.
M.BHABHI:
Kyu devar jii ab tu neeche wali cheez ka pura darshan ho gaye ab batao kaise lgi meri neeche wali cheez...hihihi
Apne aap ho sambhalte hue
ME:
Wha sahi me bhabhi aapki neeche wali cheez bhi apke chere ki tarah jazab ki sundar hai...jaise himalye ki do badi badi phadiya ho
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...acha to meri neeche wali cheez aapko himalye ki phadi lagti hai...kya itni bhadi hai ye
ME:
Nahi bhabhi mere kehne ka matlab tha ki aapki neeche wali cheez himlaye ki pahadiyo jaise sundar aur aakarshit hai... aur itki goloi to footbaal ko bhi maaf karde...aur gori to itni hai jaise inpar malai rakh ke malish ki ho kisi ne
M.BHABHI:
Are bas-bas kahi aapki itni meethi tareef se hame sugar na ho gaye...waise in neeche wali cheez ka koi naam to hoga...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi hai nai
M.BHABHI:
Acha to batao kya kehte hai inhe?
ME:
Ab bhabhi aapko ache se pta hai inhe kya kehte hai...aap bas mere mja le rahi hai
M.BHABHI:
Nahi sahi me mujhe nahi pta...please mujhe bta do na
Ab samanj to me gya tha ki bhabhi ka mood naughty ho rha hai to mene bhi unhi ke plan me shamil ho jana behter samjha
ME:
Bhabhi apki neeche wali cheezo ko kehte hai...BOOBS
M.BHABHI:
Kya hai BOOBS...[laughing emoji]... devar raja isa jada to bacho ko pta hota hai aap lo lalu nikle...jra apni matra bhasha me batao inko kya kehte hai
Ab samaj to me gya tha bhabhi kya kehna chati hai...par na samaj bankar pucha
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi mujhe to inka naam BOOBS hi pta hai mene apni science ki book me padha tha...kya inhe kuch aur bhi kehte hai
M.BHABHI:
Sahi me aapko nahi pta!! Ya mera majak bna rhe ho
ME:
Really me bhabhi me nahi janta agr aapko pta ho to batao na please
M.BHABHI:
Acha theek hai me batati hu par ye bate kisi se kehna nahi smajhe nahi to log boloenge ki bhabhi ne apne chote se devar ho bigad diya...hihihi
ME:
Paka bhabhi me kisi to nahi bataunga..promise
M.BHABHI:
Acha to theek h...jis neeche wali cheez ho tum BOOBS keh rhe the na use aam bhasha me CHOOCHE kehte hai smajhe mere budhu devar jii
ME:
Kya kha CHO..CHOOCHE?
M.BHABHI:
Ji chooche...kyu aapne pehle ye shabd nahi suna kya...hihihi
ME:
Asal me bhabhi suna to tha...kai baar school me ladke is tarah se shabd istemal karte the...par me in sab par dhyan na dekar padhai me dhyan lagata ta
M.BHABHI:
Are mere pyare devar ji...isi liye to me seekha rahi hu dhyan se seekho kyu ki jivan me vigyan ke gyan se jada KAAM ka gyan kam aata hai...hihihi
ME:
Ha bhabhi ab to mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai...hahaha
M.BHABHI:
Acha ye batao tum apne tango ke beech wali cheez ko kya bolte ho?
ME:
J..ji wo use to penis ya nuni kehta hai na?
M.BHABHI:
Are budhu tum ko to sahi me kuch nahi malum... lagta hai tumhe Kaam ki ABCD padhani padegi...use penis ya nuni nahi LUND ya LODA kehte hai..samjhe
ME:
Kya bola LUND ya LODA...par ek chiz ke do naam kaise ho sakte hai...ajeeb baat hai
M.BHABHI:
Isme kuch ajjeb nahi hai ruko me samjati hu... aam bol chal ki bhasha me log LUND or LODE ko ek hi samajte hai par in dino me fark hai... kyuki LUND to har jawan admi jo 18 saal ki umr par kar gya hota hai...par LODA 1000 me se kisi aik ke paas hi hota hai..kuch samjhe ab
Bhabhi ke kaam gyan ne to mujhe bhi hairan kar diya...kyuki kaam gyan me me bhipeeche nahi tha porn videos dekh kar... dosto ke sath bakchodi gali-galoch kar ke bohot kuch janta tha par bhabhi ke gyan ke aage to me fail ho gya...is lagta tha jaise unhone kaam vigyan me P.hd kar rakhi ho
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi mujhe to pta nahi tha...thank you aapne bta diya nahi to log mujhe bewkoof hi samajte
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...devar ji bas aap hamare sath baen rahiye aapko bohot kuch sikha dungi
ME:
Oh so sweet thank you bhabhi
M.BHABHI:
Acha admi ka to ho gya ab ye batao aurat ki tang ke beech jo cheez hoti hai use kya kehte hai
ME:
Bhabhi use to vagina kehte hai..aur ha yad aaya pussy bhi shayad
M.BHABHI:
Pussy? Ye kha se jana aapne
ME:
Bhabhi ek bar kuch ladke ground me gandi video dekh rahe the usme ek ladki baar baar pussy keh rahi thi
Ab bhabhi ko kya batata ki un ladko ko me hi video dikha rha tha...hahaha
M.BHABHI:
Oh to aap rangeen videos ka bhi shok rakhte hai...kyu?...hihihi
ME:
Nahi bhabhi wo to mene galti se dekh le thi
M.BHABHI:
Acha koi nahi ye shok jawani me nahi honge to kya budhape me honge...hihihi... aur aapne sahi kha aurat ki cheez ho vagina ya pussy kehte hai english me par shudh desi basha me is CHUT ya PHUDI kehte hai.
ME:
Chut ya phudi? Kya isme me fark hai
M.BHABHI:
Nahi ye bas ilake ke bolne ka fark hai aur kuch nahi...par agr jo chut jada khul jaye to use BHOSDI kehte hai.
ME:
Ye to samaj gya par jada khulne se aapka matlab kya hai?
M.BHABHI:
Acha iska jawab dene se pehle ye batao jab admi-aurat ek dusre ke sath bed par kamukh harkate karte hai hai to use kya kehte hai?
ME:
Bhabhi use to sex kehte hai...itna to mujhe pta hai
M.BHABHI:
Ohh to itni jankari hai mere bhole devar ko shabash...par sex to english me kehte hai hindi me use kya bolte hai pta hai?
ME:
Ji nahi hindi ka to nahi pta..please bataye na
M.BHABHI:
Acha...sex to hindi me chudai bolte hai... bhosdi se mera matlab hai ki jo chut ya phudi jada chud jati hai use bhosdi keh dete hai... is example ye hai ki kuwari ladkiyo ki chut hoti hai aur randiyo ki bhosdi..samjhe budhu raaj
ME:
Ji bhabhi me ab sab kuch samajh gya hu...par ek bat samj me nahi aai ki in sab intimate parts ko english me bolna galat kyu hai?
M.BHABHI:
English me bolne me koi burai nahi hai... par hamara brain jis bhasha ko hum jada istemal karte hai usme shabdo ko sunna jada pasand karta hai... agar tum kabhi kisi se kamukh bate karte ho aur intimate parts ko english me bolte ya likhte ho to uska asar us admi ya aurat par kam hota hai.. jitna asar hindi ke shabdo ka us par hoga... isliye hame hindi ke shabdo ko kamukh baate karte hue be-jhijak istemal karna chahiye
ME:
Ok bhabhi ye bhi samaj gya...par kya log in hindi shabdo ko ganda nahi mante...khas kar ke ladkiya.. kyuki ladko ka to mujhe idea hai ki wo log aise shabd be-jhijak bolte hai.
M.BHABHI:
Hihihi...tumne sahi kha ki ladke in shabdo ko be-jhijak istemal karte hai... par utna hi sach ye bhi hai ki ladkiya bhi in desi shabdo ki khub enjoy karti hai par uper se aisa dekhati hai jaise ye bohut bure ho...asal me ladko se jada ladkiya in desi shabdo ko enjoy karti hai.
ME:
Sahi me bhabhi?
M.BHABHI:
Ji mere devar ji..ab mujhe hi le lo mujhe desi shabd bohot jada pasand hai.. age koi mujse angrezi ke shabdo me intimate parts ki baat kare to ye mere liye sabse bda turn off hai
ME:
Ok... Thnak you bhabhi ab me sab kuch theek se seekh gya..apne acha coach kiya
M.BHABHI:
Devar raja course jab tak pura nahi mana jata jab tak ke practical pura na ho gaye...hihihi..isliye tumhari course abhi pura nahi hua practical baki hai
Oh shit bhabhi to aaj sab kuch kar juzarne pe aamda hai...par chalo jab inhe koi dikat nahi to me kyu peeche hatu
ME(SHETANI SE):
Par bhabhi is practical ke liye to mujhe ek partner ki jarurat hogi...wo is waqt kha se aayega
M.BHABHI:
Of ho devar jii apne to wohi baat kar di "Bagal ke chokra shere me dhindora" jara dimag pe jor daliye koi na koi aas paas hi dikh jayega...hihihi
ME:
Soch tu rha hu bhabhi par koi dhyan nahi aa rha
M.BHABHI:
Ache ye baat hai...chaliye koi nahi dhyan kya nazar ke saamne bhi aa jayega...acha ye batye so kha rhe hai
ME:
Shruti didi ke sath unke room me
M.BHABHI:
Ohhh...ye to masla ho gya...chaliye koi nahi ek kam kare apne phone silent par kar le...me raat 1 baje miss call karugi...to chup chap mere room me aa jana...theek hai
ME(NASAMJH BANTE HUE):
Kyu bhabhi itni raat ko apke room me kya karunga
M.BHABHI:
Ek bar aa to jaiye phir batati kya dikhati hu kya karoge...ok Bye..raat me milte hai.
Jaise hi bhabhi se chat band hui kia chanak shruti didi uper aa gai...aur mujhe lekar neeche apne room me chali gayi.
