Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 92
THE PAIN 12 - THE JEALOUSY
Mai-voh tumhare uper hai bus control rakhana tum

Maine uska face pakada aur kiss karene laga todi der hi baad hi janu ke haath mere kamar par kasnai lage
Mere haath dhille pad rahe the
Uss ke nakhoon badh rahe the uss naai apni ungliya modi to usske nakhoon mere andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaise koi laal garam sariya meri peth mei ghusa raha tha
Uss nai mera muh khol aur meri jeeb ko apne hotho sai aase khichana chalu kiya jaise degi
Mai jaise taise baradas kar raha tha
Uss nai dusra haath meri gardan par rakha aur nakhoon ko meri garadan mai dhasa diya woh side mere Trachea { saas ki nali }par mahsus hoo raha tha
Uss par shktiyo koo chusane kaa bhut sawar ho gaya tha

Maine haath marana shuru kar diya

Yeh devika ki sharam aaj kahi meri waat naa lage

Mai piche hatane laga jaise taise mai talab ke kinare pahucha

Kdev - abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidney ki chatani naa bana dee

Maine devika ko par pakad kar khicha uska pair uth gaya aur woh gir padi dham sai
Devika - aaaahhh

Woh uthi

Devika - aare chhodo unhe

woh aage aakar chhudane wali thi ki janu ne haath nikala aur hath devika ki taraf kar diyaa
Uss ke hath sai ek kala dua nikla jo devika ka uda kar du le gaya

Mai apni talwar ke liye hath aage kiya toh mujhe dhaka diya mai ek pathar par gira woh pathar tut gaya

Kdev - jaldi ke chakar mai kavach to bhul gaya tuh

Mai -wohhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh

Janu mere upar aa gayi aur apne dono nakhun sai mere dono hatho ko asse
ched diya jaise mai suli par lakatne jaa rha hu aur mere muh sai khichani lagi meri powers ko

Mere muh sai kaala saa kuch nikala joh sidha uss ke andar jaane laga

Tabhi devika nai usse dhaka diya woh ludakati hui panni mai jaa giri

Devika -aap thik toh naa

Mai - haa tum jaldi sai kavach banao yaha
Mai janu ko - waha sai bahar nikalo

Par woh meri baate sun nahi rahi thi bus mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - mano nikal jao please

Nahi yeh nahi hoga mai bhag kar jane wala tha ki meri aage ek taransparant diwar ban gayi

Mai usspar marnai laga ek tut gayi mai aage badha toh takara kar gir gaya

Mai- nah

Janu ke andar ek dur sai aata hui kaali ruh jaane lagi

Maine talwar nikali aur usski taraf ek tezz bijali ki roshani chhodi woh diwalo ko tod kar uss ke pass jaane lagi

Par usske pass jaate hi blast hoo gayi

Mai- devika tum pagal hoo gayi hoo ab kisnai kaha tha kavach banane ko

Devika - aap nai hi toh kaha tha

Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh khadi ho gayi thi aur
mai bhaag kar usske pass jane laga

Usske pass jaate hi maine usse tezz sai pakad liya aur bhi bhaut si ruh aa rahi thi maine apna haath upar kiya aur bijli chhod di

Mai - devika tum nikalo mai aata hu

Mai janu ko lekar waha sai parilok pahuchne hi wala thi ki kisi sai takaraya mai niche girane laga
Janu behosh ho chuki yhi phir mai ussko lekar waha pahucha jaha mai khaalitime mai sochane beth jata tha
Maine usse litya

Usske pure sharir par ek suit jaisa saa tha

Mujhe yaad aaya mai abhi bhi naga hu
Maine hath aage kiya aur aakhe band kar lii jab aakhe kholi toh dress aa gayi thi

Mai - aaj sai phele kyu try nahi kiya ohhh janu janu utho naa

Maine usse hilaya

Woh angadyi leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ki abhi soo kar uthi hoo

Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab kuch bataya unko

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko marene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye aur kehata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka hath pakad liya

B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Uss nai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe ho

Amit- toh kaya kahu baato humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaro ki tarah ezzat hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki
Sumit - sahi kaha bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo kuch karte hai agar unhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa gaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sab sai toh apana rishata rakahene mai mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dekh rahe the
C chacha - esse mat dekho maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aao phir karana

Shikaha - dekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi mang rahi thi jinka jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- ohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi bhul jau

zabardast

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 93
The Pain 12 B

Amit - accha toh phir bata naa kis ke saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess kaa es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev
ke saath kaam kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........
Enka bolene sai phele hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tappad

Amit - bus bahut ho gaya vishwas agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup raho toh accha hi rahega

Shikha - rahene do chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhano sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- kehana kaya cahata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume pata hai ki do agent jab ek saath room mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum sab maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din dekna padega jab ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh hum toh bus bata rahe hai sach

Shikaha didi ke aakho sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unn sai jakar maafi maang lege hume nahi pata ha hum saap ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena sala pata nahi kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha foda hai kaya naam tha haa janu

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur asshu

Sumit - dekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chhod kar chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kami hai jab dekho dev bhai yeh dev bhai woh dev bhai kaya kahhoge dev bhai kaya pehanoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai ki aapni bheno ke payarr ko paise sai compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dekho eetna accha gift diya hai ennhonai aaj tak kaya diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dikha jara
Ussnai usska haat pakad liya
Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai naa ess liye

Shikha ko bhut ghussa aa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lena hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo wahi rahoo bagwan mat bano

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya bolati hai aare arre yeh toh ro rahi hai naa meri behan roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri behan nahi hu

Sumit - toh phir kaya ho

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe ho aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya
Rahul - aare nahi mai toh keha raha huu chalo abb yeh ghar aur jayejad milenai ki kushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shika- tum aur dev ko mar do ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - kuch nahi kuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar ghussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI
Ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh tha ussnai

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi ensaniyat nahi bachi hai aur naa maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu has rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi mangega
Shikha- thu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yeh jayejaad hai naa uttnai woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha sai rahene do enn sabko yahi aur maa aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke ess kaam mai mil jao

C chacha - beti unko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farz pura kar rahi hai
Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal piche sai pakad liye
Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska hath ghumaya aur chhut gayi uss ke haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai kuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikha- tum sab drugs lete ho

Sumit phir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi kuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokar dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai
Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun chini aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai toh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki wajagh sai aap log hume chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete hai baad mai dekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena kuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

very nice update

 

[Asif khan]

THE PAIN - 13

UPDATE 94

Amit - jaa locker sai le le

Rahul - sach mai

Sumit - jaa naa kyu bhaav mar raha hai

Rahul - puchoge nahi kaya karunga

Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh hum sai
bada chutiya koi nahi hoga

Edhar

Janu - kaya jaan sone bhi nahi dete etna acha sapna dekh rahi thi mai

Mai- sapna

Janu- haa ek minute are mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai uss nai mera
sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi

Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar ane wala tha

Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua

(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai yeh )

Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh ho naa

Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne body ko ghurane lagi

Janu - yeh kaya hai aree tuhare bhi kapde

Mai- kaya ab atmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa

Janu- aab esse hatau kaise

Mai - huu.. accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dekho kaya hota
hai

Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi

Tabhi devika waha aa gayi

Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye

Mai - are woh yeh mere sath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach paar nahi kar paya

Devika - aab aap dono thik toh ho naa

Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi

Mai - accha yeh dekho maine apni upper ke kapde utare

Mai - dekho kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakhoon

Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chalane lagi

Mai- kaya kar rahi ho aare tum ro rahi ho pagal kahi ki

Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapko

Maine dress wapas pehan liya
- chaloo aashu poch lo waha tumhari wajah sai dard jitna hua par abh dekho mai bach gaya naa

Janu - sach abb thik ho naa aap

Mai - haa abb chalo tumhari mom wait kar rahi hogi

Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha

Mai- dekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dekho kitna intazaar kiya ess nai

Devika - chodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha

Ussnai phone mujhe diya

Maine phone mai dekha unkunown number sai call thi

Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar sayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chalo
mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai

Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai

Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum sath rahi kuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh

Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo

Janu- jab woh jana cahati hai toh le jao na

Mai- accha thik hai chalo

Phir maine janu ko uss ke room mai chhoda

Mai - sab sambhal lenna

Janu - fikar mat karo jao ab

Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aaye

Mai- abb jao tum bhi

Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha

Mai- haa kaha tha abb jao samjha karo

Devika gayab hoo gayi

Mai- are yeh toh chali gayi

K dev - abe biwi hai teri koi bachi nahi ho gayi naraz

Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai

Mai- thik hai ah ghussa mat ho

K dev - yaar tune woh karawaya naa

Mai - abb tujhe kaya karana hai

K dev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi

Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur un harmaiyo sai toh badala lunga
hi aur tujhe madam mai kuch jada interest nahi ho raha hai ab

Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers achi lagati hai bus

Mai- toh phir mai saare school collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu

K dev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hi sahi hai usski matkati hui jawani mere dimag mai chipak gayi hai

Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala ,waha

K dev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri bari hai

Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi joh kar nai aye hai kare

Phir maine phone mai kuch dekha aur
Phir mai aage badha
Samne ek kafi accha ghar tha

Mai - sunana jara kaya eska dealer abhi andar hai naa

Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai

Mai- esska ad dekha tha maine

Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar

Mai- andar gya kaafi acha laga mujhe yeh ghar

Dealer - haa sir kahiye

Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski

Dealer mujhe ghurnae laga

Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi

Dealer - 25 carore

Maine check uske hath mai de diya

Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh

Mai- haa mujhe woh piche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek acha saa saa basement banawa doo dhyan rahe kami naa ho yaha

Dealer - sir agar aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par

Mai - kaya par

Dealer - 10 ka aur kharch hoga

Mai- thik hai phele nahi bata sakete the

Mai ek aur check diya

Dealer - sir aapne kuch pucha kyu nahi

Mai - are abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar
gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge

Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dikh hai jayega kal shuru karawata huu

Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone cahiye

Dealer -waise aap hoo kon

Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega

Dealer - mai samjaha nahi

Mai - rani rajput ko janete ho

Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo

Mai- are fufa ji bus karo ...........shit kaya bol diya

Dealer - sunil rajput

Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii

Sunil - fufa ji kon ho tum

Mai - aare kuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus

Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai

Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev

Sunil - dekho mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi pehunga aur agar woh aa jata toh kaya hume phone nahi aata

Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun lo

Mai- ha dad baat karo

Maine phone diya

Sunil - hello kon

Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum ho kaya

Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai

Dad - are dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga

Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata hu

Unhone mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

Sunil - acha kaafi bada hogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai
etnai paise
Mai- dekho abb mai sabko batatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh
puchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai yeh zindagi nikal jayega

Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda - par ghar kyu kharid raha hai

Mai- abb aap sai kaya chupana maine short mai sab bataya
Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unn sai dur
hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dekh kar pagal ho jayegi

Mai- aap unko yahi lekar aao naye naya gahe naye log

Sunil - aacha naye log

Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aap logo nai

Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dukhi hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone karana band kar diya tha

Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai aap kisi aur ko nahi bataoge bus bua ko lekar aa jana kaise bhi

Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar
Phir woh chale gaye

Mai todha ghar dekha aur pahucha un sabke pass

Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya

Mai- are dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer
the

Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai

Mai- are are shaam ko mil lena chalo ab

Riya - kaha jaa rahe ho aap log

Mai- bus abb chalete hai aap logo ka bahut shukriya

Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log
yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai enke
saath etna sab kaiya aur yeh abb yaha akele pad gaye hai

Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh hume narak mai sai nikala hai

Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa

Mera phone baja

Mai - ek minute

Mai - haa hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana - pehchano kon

Mai- kon hai

Sanjana - nahi pehchana

Mai - kaisi baate kar rahi hoo madam mai kaise pehchaan jaunga

Sanjana - ok bye

Mai - sorry sorry maaf kar de mai majak kar raha tha aaj kaise yaad aayi ess
garib ki

Sanajana - bhai mai aap sai bhaut naraz hoo aap vapas aaye aur hume mile bhi
nahi

Mai - maaf kar dee naa

Kasish - nahi kabhi nahi

Mai- are meri chhoti panda kaha kho gayi thi

fantastic

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 95

Kasish - mai panda nahi hu abb

Mai - acha toh kaya hai ab tuh

Kasish- kuch nahi aap nai kaha tha ki mom dad ka dhyan rakhoge aur aap ghar chhod kar chale gaye aur woh log gaaw chale gaye

Mai- woh mai toh

Kasish - dekho bhai kaya hua kaya nahi hua mai nahi jaanti par aapnai wada tod diya

Uss nai call kat di

Maa - kiska phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha

Mai- woh panda kaa tha

Riya - panda

Maa - hasti hui aare woh esski behane hai kaya hua

Mai- hona kaya hai uss kirti nai bataya hoga

Maa- chal jaa jaldi yeh pari etni der sai kar kaya rahi hai saloni ke saath

Mai etni tezz bhaga ki woh sab hairan ho gaye

Rajewari - esse kaya hua

Mai kamare mai ghusa -pari pari kaha hai tuh pari

Saloni- chilla mat so rahi hai kya hua

Mai usske pass jakar beth gaya

Maine usske face sai usske baal haatye
Aur jhuk kar usske gaal par ek kiss kar diya

Saloni - kaya kar raha hai

Mai- shiii aram sai meri gudiya uth naa jaye

Mai waha sai utha aur balcony mai kadha hoo gaya

Saloni- tuh hamesha tention mai kyu rehata hai

Mai- aare nahi ab lagata hai mujhe meri manzil par nikala hoga par uss sai phele
unn teeno koo aisa sabak shikahunga ki yaad rakhenge

Saloni- ab kaya fayada abb toh humara unsai rista khatam ho gaya toh sahi par mujhe baaki sabki yaad abhi aa rahi hai

Mai- didi aapko yaad aa rahi yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar ki unn tenno nai aisa kaya kiya ki sab gaow chale gaye

Saloni- acha ruk haa shikha kaha hai

Shikha - gaow mai

Saloni- wha kyu gayi hai

Mai- phone do naa

Saloni- mai baat kar luu pahele

Mai- nahi phele ma
i
Saloni- le kar

Mai- haa kaya hua hai

Shikha*******************saari baat batayi

Mai- unnko esski saja milegi par aap dukhi mat hona

Shikha - mai kyu dukhi rahu tuh hai naa mera aashique

Mai- kaya

Shikha - ab toh sab yahi samjahne lage hai

Mai- ohh woh mai toh dar gaya tha

Shikha - chal jada mat soch tere pass aur bhaut kuch hai mere alawa sochane ko

Mai - aap aisa mat bolo joh hua woh jaruri tha

Shikha - ha par tune aaj hume humari aukaat dikha di ki tere liye humari koi
value nahi hai aase toh koi apna jhutta khana nahi phekhata jaise tunne humme feka

Mai- aisa mat samjho

Shikha - toh ek baar kah kar toh dekhata teri liye mai unhe kaya kisi ko bhi
chhod deti

Mujhsai ruka nahi gaya mai unke pass pahuch gya

Mai - Asse naa rulaya karo
Dard dilo ke badhaya Naa karo
Aapko bhulana hogi meri galati
Par uss galati ko yuh dil sai lagaya naa karo

Shikha - aaye ho tum hume yeh batane ki tumhare dil mai hi sirf dard hai

Kabhi dusro ke dilo mai jhaak kar dekh liya karo tum bhul hi jaoge ki tumhare
dil mai hi dard hai

Kdev - yeh mara

Mai - tuh aa gaya mahool kaharab karnai

Kdev - nahi mere bina nahi banega yaha mahool

Mai apne aap aage bhadnai laga

Mai k dev sai - nahi nahi nahi

K dev - ha ha ha

Mai jaise hi unke karib aaya maine aakhe band kar li maine hatho sai unka facepakada aur kiss karna start kar diya

Mai khud ko kaafi roak raha tha par rok nahi paa raha tha

Tabhi unhone mera sir pakada aur mujhe aur tezz sai kiss karnai lagi

Mai apni aakhe khol di toh meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi

Unn ki aakhe abhi bhi band thii
Maine unnhe hataya par unn par jiase nasha saa tha mujhe khich rahi thi

Maine jaise taise alag kiya khud ko
Aur pari ke pass Beth kar saas lene laga

Mai- mai yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise

Kdev - aur hoo gayab mai toh bus thoda saa mahool banaene wala tha tune kand hi kar diya

Mai- abe yeh tab sai wahi khadi thi bato

Kdev- saale dose enhe bhi de di tunne aur udhar baat adhuri reh gayi

Mai- baad mai dekhunga abhi bhaut kaam hai

Pari - uuhhhh aaahhh bhai aap yaha

Mai - aare uth gayi tuh kaisi hai ab

Pari - ekdum mast huu aur yeh didi asse kyu khadi hai

Pari- didi kaha kho gayi ho

Saloni hosh mai aate hue - huuu haa kaya hua

Pari - aapko kaya hua

Saloni- dev tune sach mai abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharm tha

Mai- maiiii........nai kuch nahi kiya aap tab sai aase hi kadhi ho

Saloni apne sir par haath rakhati hai
Saloni man mai - yeh sab mere dimag mai kaya aaya

Maa - beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tuh yaha kaya kar raha hai

Mai - haa chalete hai

Saloni - kaha par

Mai- naye ghar

Maa - nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jayege

Mai - kaya bol rahi ho maa maine bua ko bula liya hai

Maa - tuh chinta mat kar tere dad nai baat kar li hai

Mai - par kyu jana hai

Maa- woh abhi nahi baatungi

Mai- kaya maa

Maa - chal natak chhod chal ab

Pari -chalo bhai udd kar chalete hai

Maa - tuh udd bhi sakata hai dev

Mai- woh sab chhodo riya aur usski mom ko bhi lekar jana hai toh normal jao aap log mai inn sabko lekar aata huu

Maa - sabko kisko

Mai- mai bhi nahi bataunga

Maa - thik hai hum nikalete hai

Mai- chaloo jao jaldi mai pahuch jaunga

Phir mai dono ko lekar gaow ke ghar ke bhar pahucha

Saloni - yaha kyu

Mai- aare tumhara man nahi lagega esske bina jao aur mana kar lekar aa jana mousi ke ghar aur chacha joh bhi puche mere baare mai sab bata dena warana ayenge nahi

Saloni - sunn toh sahi

Par mai phle hi gayab ho gaya tha
Etni bhaga doud hai power nahi hoti toh aaj mai ghutano ke baal chal raha hota
Mai santi sai betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya

Phele arav phir janu phir sona phir masoom akash mohan sir alok sam rajiv aur kuch logo ko bhi

Kdev - sabko kyu bula raha hai

Mai- arre maa naa bategi toh mujhe pata naa chalega mai agent asse hi naa hu batata nahi toh kaya essqa matlab mai kuch nahi janata abe kabhi kabhi chutiya ban kar rahene mai fayada hai logo ke assli kaand aapko pata chal jate hai

K dev - aacha mere baap tuh mhaan hai abb yeh baatega yeh chakkar kaya hai

Mai- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadi hai aur kaya

K dev - toh sabko kyu bula raha hai mera sir dard hoo raha hai

Mai- abe ek baar mai hi sabko bata du warna sab meri jaan kahene mujhe nahi bataya mujhe nahi bataya tuh kab aaya aur baaki sab toh jude hai mujhsai toh bula liya aur kaya

Kdev - accha thik hai par devika ka kaya ruk abhi

Mai - kaha hoo devika

Koi jawab nahi aaya

Mai- maine kaha kha hoo tum

Noo answer

Kdev - sale mai kis bachod ke andar aa gaya huu abe tuh aisa kyu nahi karata
gala kat ke mar jaa

Mai - yaar confuse kyu ho raha hai

K dev-abe jab sai aaya hu bus chuytiyapa laga rakha hai edhar sai udhar sai
edhar abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi
Woh mere sai bhar aa gaya

Mai - kaha chala

K dev - haa behenchoo mai naa rahana tere saath pagala kar diya hai tune

Mai - yaar ruk jaa sab samjaha dunga

K dev - mai nahi

Mai - boside ke ab bhaaw mat kaah ek toh waise hi unn kutto par ghussa kam nahi huaaur tuh yeh ladkiyo ki tarah rona band kar

K dev - mai jaa raha hu merra sai milane

Mai- eski maa kaa abe kaya hai ussmai joh toh pagal ho raha hai

Kdev- oye tuh kaya jane madam ke saath romance kaya hota hai

Mai - yaar eetni saari gf hai meri kaya unmai kaya kam hai joh mera harami version madam kaa diwana hai

Kdev- hat tuh bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw khati rehti hai aur ek hai woh excited
wali janu usski maa ki toh mai

Mai - bus kar bus kitna gaali dega woh apni beti kaa bhala chalati hai

Kdev- abe gaali man kar raha hai
Woh edar udhar bhagene laga ussne ek pathar uthaya aur mujh par pheka maine ek bijzli ke jahtke sai fod diya

Mai- abe saant ho jaa

Kdev - thik hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamala sulja dega

Mai- thik hai thik hai

Kdev- aur apna dimag mere hawale
chhod de

Mai - hat be tuh saale hamesh meri hi bheno mai fasa deta hai
Kdev- toh kaya hua dekha nahi marane ko tayar hai tere liye

Mai- chal ab bahut ho gaya chutiyapa ab dikhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

K dev - sach mai nahi manata

Mai - mat maan m...

Mai chhup ho gaya

Kdev - bol bol sala mere ko gaali dega kudh ko hi lagegi

excellent fantastic

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 96

THE PAIN 14

Mai- abe sach bol raha hu mai

Kdev - ab ayega maza

Mai - chal unn dono ko bhi lekar anna hai

K dev - chal phir

Mai - apna yeh bekar dimag aur baate band rakhana aab

Woh mere andar aa gaya mai kasish ke pass koi sunsan jagaha ka socha

Mai pahucha ek gali mai jaha bus kuch cars khadi thi

Mai - abe mujhe toh uski shakal yaad hi nahi kaya karu haa pehale yaha sai nikalata
hu

Mai gali sai bhar nikal hi tha ki kisi sai takara gaya

Ladki - are u blind

Mai- arre sorry woh dhyaan nahi diya

Ladki- india sai hoo app

Mai- sorry woh galti sai ho gaya pata nahi chala mai kaise takara gaya

Ladki - koi baat nahi sorry bola naa aap nai

Mai- yaha par simon gorge kaha hai
Ladki - kya hua app toh aase bol rahe ho jase abhi asman sai gire ho

Mai - haa ohh nahi mera matalb aaj hi aya hu kaya app bata dengi mujhe

Ladki - aare ess mai kaya badi baat hai chaliye mai bhi ussi mai phadti hu

Mai uss ke saath chalene laga

Ladki - waise kis kaam sai jaa rahe hai app waha

Mai- bus kuch kaam hai

Ladki- nahi batana chahte toh koi baat nahi

Mai- aisa khuch nahi hai mai apni behano ko lene aaya hu

Ladki - acha kon sai class mai hai

Mai - 11 th mai hai
Ladki- mai bhi kaya naam hai uska

Mai- k........tabhi ek ladka uska purse khichane wala tha

Maine uss ka haath pakad liya

Mai- what are u try to do

Ladke nai gun mer upper ki maine tezzi sai pakdi aur magzine usski jeb mai
rhakata hua - try later

Woh bus mujhe dekh raha tha

Maine usske gaal par halke sai mara aur

Mai- chale ab

Ladaki - huu...

Mai - huu kaya miss chale

Ladki - haa chaliye

Hum aage badh gaye

Ladki - aap nai etni jaldi gun kaise khol di

Mai- practice hai bus

Ladki - kya karte hai aap

Mai - huuuuu

Ladki - soch kar batayege kaya

Mai- nahi mai police mai hu

Ladki hasanai lagi

Mai - kaya hua

Ladki - acha majak hai police mai ho ha ha
Mai - kyu nahi ho sakata kaya

Ladki - phele toh india ki police wale asse nahi hote aur dusri baat aap nai
abhi usse chhod diya ek police wale hote toh usse lock mai bhejate aur tisara
ase school nahi dudhate aur woh bhi akele

Mai- kaafi intelegent ho

Ladki- chaliye park mai bethate hai

Mai- aare nahi mujhe apni behano sai milana hai

Ladki- etne utawale hoo rahe ho lagata hai kaafi payaar karte hoo unn sai

Mai- haa bhaut jada

Ladki- mai toh ess liye keh rahi thi kyuki abhi class chal rahi hogi mera mood
nahi tha toh class mai gayi nahi

Mai- acha chaiye phir akela mai bhi bor ho jaunga

Hum dono park mai jakar bethe

Ladki - toh baatye kaya karte hai aap

Mai- raw agent hu

Ladki ettni tezz hasane lagi ki sab humari tarf dekenai lage

Mai has ke - abb kaya hua abhi toh sach bola maine

Ladki- raw agent phir sai majak

Mai- kaya karu log aaj kal majak ko sach aur sach ko majak samjh rahe hai

Ladki- dekiye koi aase gun kholene sai raw agent nahi ban jata woh log toh
unique hote hai action toh unke khoon mai hota hai

Mai- toh abb tumhe yakin dilane ke liye kisi ko marana padega bula loo kisi
koo

Ladki - waise majak acha karete ho aap

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumhari awwaj sunni hui lag rahi hai jaise kal hi sunni ho

Ladki- yeh dialogues purane ho gaye mr

Mai - kaya matlab

Ladki- abhi mile hue kuch hi time hua aur aap line marnai lage

Mai- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai waise naam kaya hai tumhara

Ladki- kacy

Mai- ohh mai galat samjaha

Kacy - kaya samjhe

Mai- mujhe laga jaise tumhari aawaj bilkul meri behan jaisi hai

Kacy- mere bhi ek bhai hai par woh koi agent nahi hai woh bhaut hi cute hai haa
par funny aapki tarah

Tabhi bell baji

Kacy- ok bye mai chalati hu aap dudh lena usse aap sai mil kar acha laga

Mai - mujhe bhi

Woh chali gayi

Mai gaya reception par

Mai- excuse me will u tell me that two girls name girl kasish and sanjana class
11th

R girl - sorry sir we don't give anybody like that info

Mai - ohh but she is my sisters

R girl - ok sir wait .........yaa but both are absent today

Mai - ok thanks for the help

Mai- maine phone kiya ...haa hello kaha hoo tum

Sanjana - helo helo

Mai- awwaz nahi aa rahi hai kaya mai bol raha hu kaha ho

Phone cut gaya tha

Mai niche phone mai dekhata hua chal raha tha ki phir takara gaya

Kacy - what the. .....aap phir

Mai - sorry again mera dhyaan mobile mai tha

Ladki- kaya hua mili nahi acha naam batiye mai dudhati huu

Mai- san

Announcement - all the student please go to basement its emergency

Uss nai mera haath pakada aur kaha - jaldi chalo lagata hai yaha phir kuch
hone wala hai

Mai - nahi mujje abhi jana hai

Kacy- baat mano chalo niche warana mare jaoge

Mai - kaya musibat hai chalo

Sab logo niche basement mai ekhata hoo gaye

Mai - kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- saayad phir sai gunde aane wale hai

Mai- par kyu kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- arre woh famous joker ka naam suna hai

Mai todha chock gaya- haa par uska yaha kaya lena dena

Kacy - are woh essi school mai kisi ladki kaa bhai hai kal toh police nai kuch
logo ko arrest kiya hai par pata nahi phir kaha sai aa gaye

Maine uss sai haath chudya aur

Kacy- kaha jaa rahe hoo pagal ho gaye hoo kaya

Koi aur bola teacher tha saayad - kacy kon hai aur yaha kaise

Kacy - sir enki sister padati hai hai yaha par

Teacher - joh bhi hoo esse roko yeh sab ki jaan kahatre mai daal dega police
ane waali hogi abhi

Kacy- haa app ruk jao warana mare jaoge

Mai- huh joker ko marana etna aasan nahi hai

Pure basement mai jaise sanata hoga sabka muh khula reh gaya

Maine gate khola kacy mere piche aane lagi

shandar update

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 97

THE PAIN - 15

Mai- kyu aa rahi ho piche mere

Kacy -kaya app sach mai wahi ho

Mai- ohh tumhe ess whkat question puchana hai ha mai wahi hu bus aur kuch

Kacy - tab toh app aram sai mar doge enhe

Mai- haa tumhe kaya karana hai

Kacy- kaya mai video bana luu

Mai- yeh social media naa ok joh marzi karoo maine bhar dekha toh 10- 12 log gunde lekar
khade the

(Please koi yeh naa kahe ki unnhe hindi kaise aati hai mai saari baatoo ko
hindhi mai hi likhunga kyuki english story nahi hai bus )

Ek nai ek ladki par gun laga rakhi thi

Mai- hey edhar kaya ho raha hai
Woh sab hasene lage

Ek nai mere par fire kar diya
Main dusri side kud gaya diwal ke piche

Mai- kaha gaya

K dev -yahi huu

Mai- dekh mera khoon mat rukane dena agar koi chhot lage toh warana mai highlight hoo jaunga

K dev - joker tuh hi hai yeh

Mai- abe nahi woh toh kaafi logo ko pata chal gaya hoga meri shaktiyo ke baare
mai

K dev- thik hai ab nipata enhe

1A (PHLEA ADAMI)- kaya hua kaha chup gaya dar gaya kaya jane doo usski khopdai
udaa doo be yeh school wale jada hosiyaar ban rahe hai

Mai kuda aur roll karata hua aur uss gun wale gardan par ek puch mara usski
garadan tut gayi aur uska khoon mere face par aagaya

1A - bhoon do saale koo

Maine ussk ladki ko padkada aur fountain mai khud gaya

1A -ruko chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega hum bhi dekhe ess school mai kon saa mard aaya hai


Mai - tum yaha sai jao andar

Woh ladki bahut dari hui thi

Mai -sunna nahi jao yaha sai

Tabhi kacy bahagati hui aa rahi thi

Mai- pagal hoo kaya yaha kyu aa rahi hoo

Woh kuch nahi boli aur jakar uss ladki ko gale laga liya

Kacy - yaha kar rahi hai tuh ha

Mai- kon hai yeh

Kacy - meri behan hai

Mai - jao yaha sai

1A - Yeh yahi rahegi ess hum nahi chhod sakete hai

Mai - tum gayi nahi abhi yaha sai

1A - Abe tuh hai kon joh etna udd raha hai

Mai- jise tuh dudane aaya kaya photo nahi bheja mujhe dudane wale nai

2A - Aree boss yeh toh wahi hai joker yahi tha meeting mai

1A - Toh phir enka koi kaam nahi Jao tum dono

Kacy usse lekar waha sai gayi

Mai- kaya hua salo tumhe dar nahi lag raha kaya marnai sai

1A - phele toh lagata hai par ab nahi jab sai joker chhup kar rahene laga hai

Mai - toh aaj mil le naa

Teen haate kaate aadami meri taraf aage

Mai- tuh yeh sahi nahi kar raha hai

1A - Kye be

Mai- abe mera kuch toh level rakh bus etne sai aadami

2A- teri fadnai ke liye hum hi kaafi hai

Maine side ki ek grill pakadi aur ukaad kar usski aakho ke aar par kar dii

Mai- tuh fadega meri haa kutte tere jaiso ka mut nikal jata hai samjaha

Maine side mai dekha toh ek adami ka sach mai nikal gaya tha

1A - maroo saalo kon

Woh jiske aakh mai maine maari woh abhi tak khick raha tha

Mai- abe chillana band kar
Uss ke aadami aane lage

Mai - ek minute esska chillana mujhsai saha nahi jaa raha hai

Maine woh grill usski aakho sai nikali aur usski jhang mai gusa di woh aur tezz sai chillane laga

Mai- abe bc kaan fadega kaya maine woh waha sai bhi nikal lii aur usske bicepes
mai gusa di
Woh behosh hogaya

Mai- aahhh ab acha lag raha hai aaobhai aao

Sabki taange kaap rahi thii

Mai-kaya hua joker sai toh koi darata nahi naa abb ao maro

Ek picche sai chillata hua aaya aur bandook meri sir par lagane wala tha mai aage bhad kar niche ghuka aur usski tange pakad li

3A - aaahhhhhhhhh nahi bhai joker bhai chhod do mai ghar jaa raha chhod doo

Maine usska sir bilkul uss grill ke pas rok liya aur usko gardan sai usse pakad
liya

1A - Abe bhaut dara liya ab gaya toh
Maine etna hi suna aur usski gardan chhod di woh grill usske gaale ke aar paar ho gaye

waha par kadhe sabhi ke hatho sai hathiyar chhut gaye

1A - abe dekh kaya rahe hoo gun chalaoo

Mai-dekho bhai log eenhone kuch kiya nahi toh aisi maut abb soch lo kaya
karna hai

Ek ladka mere pass gaya - uss nai english mai bola

Ladka- sir mujhe bus paiso ki jarurat thi toh aa gaya enke log kal hi pakedege
gaye hai

Mai- aacha aisa kaya kitane caahiye bata

Ladka - 15lakh mera ghar bikane wala hai

Mai - chal side mai kahada ho jaa mai dunga tujhe

1A - woh paise humare hai samjaha

Mai- yaar kitna bol raha hai kuch karega

Unn mai sai ek nai gun fire kar dii mai majak mai hi reh gaya

Woh saayd shot gun thi

Tabhi sab slow hoo gaya

Mai- kaya hua be

K dev - ab mai sambhal lu kaya bhai

Mai- kaya be kaya karega

Kdev - bus power use naa ho uska dyaan rahkunga

Mai- chal kar

Woh goli mere kandhe par lagi mai aur mai dur gira mera shir kisi sai takaraya

Mai- marawa diya saale

1A - Dekha naa yeh aaise hi fhek raha tha

Tabhi students chillane lage
"Joker Joker Joker "

Mai- yeh public bina pite cheer nahi karti hai kaya

Mai dheere sai tek laga kar utha mere muh sai thoda khoon nikal raha tha

Mai ussko thuka - yeh toh M870 lagti hai chal ab kar le apni
Unn ka todha sa bahrosa bhada ki mujhe mara jaa sakata hai aise

1A - haa haa lagata hai ess ka show khatam
Mai ek laat uss lash par mari jiske gale ke aar par hui thi grill

Woh udata hua uske boss(1A) ke muh par laga jaise kiss kar rha ho

1A -aaaahhhhhh tuuuuuuhhhh tuuuhhhh harmkor khat khat dhaa

Maine dusri lassh uthayi aur aage kar di
2A - AAAAAHHHHHHH

Mai usski muh ki taraf dekha - bhencho jinda tha kya

Ek aur fir aur uss ka pura face jase tandoor ki tarah bhun gaya

Mai- aye pagal flame thrower kon chhoda be

Ladki- apun be

Mai- abe yeh kon hai be
1A - Madam aap yaha

Ladki(Serleena)- tuh mera naam puch raha hai toh the joker hi hai naa

Mai- aare madam ji aap yaha kaise

Serleena- what is madam ji

Mai - are aapko toh respect pasand nahi hai kyu killer baby

Serleena- no madam no baby i am
Serleena the killer lady

Mai- acha baate hi karegi yaa kaam karegi par yeh jalane wala khel nahi

Serleena-tere liye mere haath kaafi hai tujhe lena hai toh yeh leh

Uss nai meri tarf feka

Mai ek laat uss par maari woh uas jeep ke niche giri jis par 1A APNE adamiyoo ke
saath betha tha woh dhamke mai fat gayi

Aur Serleena aage aa rahi thi

Mai- aah maa mar gaya kitnai bhari thi gun

Man mai (Mai- abe saale kaya nautanki kar raha hai meri ezzat kaa faluda mat
kar
Kdev- abe mujhe karnai de bus tuh chup rahe )

Ladka - bhai aap south movie ke hero kho gaya

Mai- chup bhencho

Serleena- shi hai tera naam JOKER
Uss nai ek laat mere pet mai mari mai piche gira

Serleena apna pir jhatakete hue - bus etna dum hai

dhanso action

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 98

THE PAIN - 16

Mai- sach mai tuh bilkul naam ki tarah hai

Serleena - chal kadha hoo mai gire hue par war nahi karati hu

Mai- hath toh de

(Udhar teacher -yeh fight hoo rahi yaa drama
Ladaka - sir horror fight hai yeh )

Serleena yeh sunate hi mere muh par laat maari

Maine usse pakad liya aur uss ghuma diya

Woh ghumi aur mere upar aakar beth gayi aur mere muh par ghuse maranai lagi mera muh khoon sai laal hoo gaya

Mai usska haath aur taango sai usski gardan jakad lii

Kaafi der aise hi raha

Woh guu guu karane lagi maine usse chhod diya aur dhaka de diya

Autr kadaha hua

Woh khass rahi thi

Mai - kyu teri barso ki tamanna puri hui naa pitnae kii

Serleena - apna face dekh jakar

Mai ek laat uski side par maari kamar par
Woh fountain mai jaa giri

Mai andar gaya uss nai mere ghutnai par laat mari
Mai usske upper gir gaya maine haath aage kar diye mere haath sidhe usske boobs daba rahe the

Serleena - you
Ussnai haath aage kiya maine dono paro sai usske haath dawa liya aur usske hotho ko chusane laga

Kaafi mashakat ke baad uss nai ghutana mere pichwade par mara mai roll karata hua fountain ke boundary sai takaraya

Woh uthi aur bhar nikal kar jaane lagi
Serleena - baad mai dekhati huu tujhe

Kdev- ruk abhi dekhata hu

Mere pair jam gaye wahi

Kdev - chhod saale mujhe

Mai- saale etna kam hai kaya abhi chal saant hoo jaa

Kdev- nahi mujhe yahi caahiye

Mai- cool cool madam madam

Kdev - uhhhhh uhhh focus meera meera

Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jate dekh rahe the

oh chali gayi mai bahar jane lga koi awaaz laga raha tha par main suna nahi bhar aaya aur todi hi dur par jakar gayab ho gaya

Sanjana - kon tha yeh

Kacy - pata nahi apni kisi behan sai milene aya tha ab pata chala ki woh joker hai

Sanajana - phir woh log mujhe kyu maranai wale the

Kacy - galti ho gayi hogi unsai

Sanjana - kasish mujhe kuch acha nahi laga raha hai

Kasish (kacy ) - chalo room mai araam kar lena

Peter - wow kacy your bf is awesome

Sanjana - par woh toh

Kasish - haa bolo peter

Peter - its fucking rockstar type kaha mila tumhe

Kasish - mai baad mai baat karti hu aur batati hu

Peter - koi baat nahi par ek baar uss sai milawana jarur

Woh chala gaya

Sanjana - yeh kaya bol raha tha kal tak to tere liye pagal tha

Kasish - dar gaya hoga lagata hai

Sanjana - mai toh yeh soch rahi hu ki uss ki behane akhir hongi kon

Kasish - hum naa jane toh thik rahega

Woh dono room mai aa gayi

Sanjana - are bhai ka phone aya tha

Kasish - nahi karnai baat unn sai pata nahi kaha rahete hai dekha kisi ko pata nahi tere saath kaya hua unn logo ko humari koi fikar nahi hai

Sanjana - tuh janati hai naa kaya hua hai waha

Kasish - acha hai hum yaha par kriti nai puri baat nahi batayi akhir hua kaya
hai waha

Edhar mai waha sai sidha devika ke pass gaya woh sir nicche kiyebbethi thi

Mai dhere sai devika

Devika nai sir nahi uthaya- chale jao yaha sai

Mai- maaf kar do mujhe mai tumhara dil nahi dukana cahata tha

Devika - ab kyu aaye ho jao akele jio zindagi hum sai kaya kaam hai

Humari toh maut bhi aapke naam hai
Bus essi liye mar bhi nahi paate ki Humari saso par bhi aapka naam hai

Mera dil jase ek pal mai tut gaya
Mane uska shir pakada par woh uper nahi karnai de rahi thi

Mai - aisa mat karo naa mera dard aur naa badhao

Devika - chale jao bus yaha sai

Mai- thik hai jaisa tum kaho

Mai uth kar jane laga

Devika - haa chale jaao mere pass kab rahene ka man karata hai

Mai jaise hi muda

Woh chilla kar behosh ho gayi

Mai aage badha aur usse goad mai utha liya aur usse le jakar bed par lita diya


Maine pass sai pani liya aur uske muh par chhite maari

Uss nai akhe kholi mai bus usse dekh raha tha

Woh uth mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Mai- aare baba abhi toh ghusa thi

Uss nai mere hotho par hath rakh diya

Devika - kuch mat bolo yeh kaya haal bana rakha hai

Mai hath hataya uska - tumhari dua
Aur yeh baat baat par aashu mat laya karoo

Usske aashu aur tezz aane lage

Mai - kaya hua hai abb
Devika - aap nai kaha naa meri wajah sai hua hai

Maine usske aashu poche -mai majak kar raha tha ab batoo naraz kyu

Devika - aap mujhe lekar kyu nahi gaye

Woh eek payari si cute ladaki ki tarah bol rahi thi aur shir niche jhuka liya maine uss ke baal uss ke aage sai hata kar uss ke kaan par rakha

Devika - bolo ab

Mai- are baba mai gaya tha ghar dekhane aur waha mere fufa ji the mai kaya kehata lo fufa ji mileye pariyo ki rani

Devika - kaya hua bata dete
Mai- chalo accha hai bata deta par baki logo kaa kaya

Devika - kon aa gaya ab

Mai- tumhe dekh kar koi aur tuhara assique ho jata toh

Uss nai mere sene par ghusa mara

Mai ekdum change ho gaya

Mai- yeh kaya

Devika - ais gande lagate ho

Mai - acha ganda ruko main usse pakad liya

Devika - achaa ha ha ha chhodo na

Mai- kyu ganda nahi honna cahati kaya

Woh mer side mai aa gayi

Aur mere galo par hath rakh diya kitnai soft the ekdum roi ki tarah

Devika - karo kabhi toh ganda mai toh kab sai jal rhai hu

Mai- jaldi hi karunga phir mat kahana ki kaya kiya

Devika - mai toh abhi tayar huu

Usski garam saase mehsus ho rahi thi mujhe

Mai- acha kaya karu bolo

Devikaa - uuuuhhh kuuch bhi karo

Mai- bus bus etni romantic mat ho jao hume jana hai abhi

Devika - toh kuch karke chalate hai naa usski aawaaj mai jaise madhosi thii

Devika - haa asse hii karo aacha lag raha hai

Mai- huuuuu

Devika - karo naa ruk kyu gaye

Mai - woh mera phone vibrate hoo raha hai
Usski aakhe khul gayi uss nai sir mere seene mai chhupa liya jaise kudh ko

Maine ek haath usske shir par rakaha aur ek sai phone pickup kiya

Mai - haa hello

Arav - abe yeh sab karana jaruri tha

Mai kaya hua be bhadak kyu raha hai

Arav - ek link bheji hai check kar hai kaha abhi

Mai - yar mai abhi devika ke saath apne ghar ke samne wale ghar mai hu

Mai phone mai link kholi

Video

My love joker - Smashing underworld

Maine video dekhi chaloo sala Face toh blur hai ek minute yeh channel hai
kiska KistyKacy

Mai- yeh ladki pagal hai

Devika - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jis sai milene gaya woh milli nahi pata nahi yeh kaha sai mili
gayi

Devika - kaha toh hai ladkiyo sai dur raha karo

Mai - rahata toh hu bus yeh sala chipak jata hai

Devika - kon chipak jata hai

Mai- tum soo jao baad mai sochunga

Mai soo gaya bhut hi aachi need aayi jase kayi dino baad soo raha tha

Jab utha toh time dekha

Mai - yaar 1 ghanta soya

Devika - 2 din ek ghanta

Mai - kaya do din majak accha hai

Maine phone date dekhi

Mai - ohh teri tum nai uthaya kyu nahi

Devika - aap bhaut chain sai so rahe the mai bhi soti rahi jagati rahi aapke
saath aap thake hue lag rahe the

Maine phone dekha sona masoom maa dad saloni Arav mohan sir shikha sab ke miss calls ki line lagi thi

Mai- jaldi sai kapde pehan loo

Devika - kaya pahenu

Mai- tumpar sab acha lagega

Devika - bolo naa

Mai- acha jeans aur pink t -shirt phen lo

Devika nai chutki bajayi aur tayar ho gayi

Devika - ek minute mai phena deti hu

Uss nai phir sai kiya mere kapde badal gaye

Mai - hello arav kaha hai tuh abhi

Aarav - teri kabar par

Mai - kaya hua bhai

Arav - abe yeh kon hai tere aur apne love ke hangama kar rakha hai acha
hai bus masoom aur sonna nai dekha humnai delete kar diya mohan sir ghusa hai bahut

Mai - kon be
Arav - abe saale vitdeo bhi banawa li aur janata nahi

Mai - Kacy

Sona - acha matalab sach hai yeh

Mai - haa are nahi mai usse nahi janta huu woh toh mai
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Mai - Aur yeh hua

Sona - phir chhodo janu dekh legi usse

Mai- pagalo kuch nahi mera uss ka kaha hai janu

Sona - pari ke sath usse samjhane gayi hai

Maine phone cut kiya aur devika ko lekar waha pahucha todhi dur gaya edhar udar

dekha woh dono garden mai bethi thi
Hum dono waha gaye

Mai - tum dono yaha kyu aaye

Janu - kyu dar tha tumhara secret leak hoo jayega maa sahi kah rahi thi

Mai - kaya paglo wali baat kar rahi ho

Pari - aapka reaction aisa kyu hai jaise usse jante nahi

Mai - haa nahi janata nahi

Janu- bus karo natak apni bhen ko nahi jante

Mai- aare behan.....kaya bhen matlab kacy... kass..

Pari- haa bhai lagata hai hum sab galat samjh gaye aap toh unhe pahachan hii
nahi paye phir yeh sab kaise

Mai- ruko do minute

Mai devika ko side mai lekar gaya aur kuch samjhaya

Aur maine face change kiya aur andar gaya unhone kaha 5 minute mai break hai

nice one

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 99

Maine wait kiya woh dono bhar nikali
Unki nazar mujh par padi par dono aage nikal gayi

Kasish - pata aisa laga jaise bhai ko dekha maine abhi

Sanjana - tujhe bhi

Dono mudi mai unke saamne tha
Sanjana nai aakho sai kuch esshara kiya main haa mai sir hilaya

Sanjana turant mere gaale lag gayi

Mai - tujhe kaya hua ghur kyu rahi hai

Kasish - yakin nahi ho raha hai aap yaha aye ho

Mai- chalo jaldi leave lekar aao dono

Kasish - kyu bhai

Mai - saath ghar janna baaki baat baad mai

Woh dono jaane lagi thi kasish bhagati hui mere gale lag gayi

Orr ronne lagi

Kasish - mujhe laga aap bhul jaoge

Mai - chal pagal tumko kaise bhul jaunga

Woh piche hui

Kasish - body achi banayi hai lagata hai maine khi essi body dekhi hai

Mai - are kaha tujhe aisa lag raha hoga jao jaldi sai

Woh gayi

Mai - hello sir ek madad cahiye

Mohan - phele yeh bato yeh sab hai kaya pata hai raw mai kaisi baate ho rahi
tumhare baare mai

Mai - sorry sir mai sambhal lunga aap bus woh kar do

Mohan- thik hai baat karata hu yaha sai tum aa jaoo private plane sai

Phir mai unko plane sai lekar nikal devika unn sabko pehale hi le gayi

Sanjana - bhai private plane kyu

Mai- aase hi

Sanjana - bhai apko pata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi

Mai - kyu

Sanjana - bhai kal the joker yaha aaya tha

Mai - woh famous agent

Sanjana - haa bhai yeh uski diwani ho gayi hai

Meri coffee chhut gayi

Kasish - kyu bhai apko acha nahi laga kaya

Mai - mmmmmm.....uu....uuhhh uhh mujhe kyu acha nahi lagega par asse logo par yakin nahi karte dokha dete hai

Kasiah - joh bina hume jane humari jaan bacheye woh dokha kaise dega

Mai dheere - dekha nahi fountain mai kaya kar raha tha

Kasish - pata nahi ....ek minute apko kaise pata fountain mai kaya hua

Mai- kaya maine aisa kuch nahi kaha maine aisa kuch nahi kaha

Sanjana - bhai eske kaan baz rahe hai haa par fountain mai kaya hua dikha nahi
mai toh dari hui thi

Mai- chhodo koi pagal hoga joker koi naam hota hai ha ha

Kasish - bhai aapnai promise kiya tha ki meri pasand aapki pasand

Maib- koi promise nahi hai aisa
aur video dekhi maine goli lagi hai usse mar gaya hogaa

Kasish - nahi bhai aisa mat kaho meri need udd gayi hai aur etne karib sai
bate ki hai maine unsai bahaut aache hai

Mai- acha yeh kacy kaa kaya chakkar hai

Sanjana - are bhai esnai yaha akar pata nahi yeh naam kyu rakha

Kasish - bus acha lagata hai aur apko pata lagana hoga the joker ke bare mei

Mai - kaya pagalpan hai kacy

Kasish - bhai ek baar aur kacy bolana aap

Mai- uhhhhhuhh (gala saaff karte hue ) kacy kyu kaya hua

Kasish - kuch nahi woh dono mere khande par sir rakh kar soo gayi

Kdev - kaya bola tune joker mar gaya

Mai- haa dekha nahi janu ka aur sona kaa ghusa

Kdev - par yaar majak tha naa

Mai - jarurat padi toh mar jayega woh

Kdev - jaisa tuh thik samjhe

Mai - tuh maan gaya

Kdev - kisi mahan nai kaha hai

Duniya tin chizo aati rahengi
Taati ,chutiye ,aur chutiya
Aur tuh chutiya hai
Toh tere vicharo sai upperwala bacahye

Mai sochane laga ki ab sabko kaya batana hai


Kuch hi der mai hum sab land hue aur bahar aaye

Par mere dimag mai bus aage kaya hoga yahi chal raha tha

Maine taxi li aur nikala waha sai

Kasish - bhai ghar jaa rahe abhi

Mai - nahi ab mai wha nahi rahata hu

Sanjana - kaya baat hai esa kaya kiya hai bhaiya nai

Mai- kuch nahi chhup

Kasish - bhai chilla kyu rahe ho woh dar jayegi

Mai- dhekho gudiya mera mood off hai

Sanjana - hoga kaise nahi aapki childhood gf jo chin gayi

Kasish - toh yeh baat hai koi nahi aap toh 1st ho par sach kahu woh bilkul
apke jaisa hai

Mai- tum aur koi baat nahi kar sakati ho kaya

Sanjana - bhai aap nai jab sai joker ki baat suni hai tab sai chid rahe hoo kyu
aakhir

Mai- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai

Kasish - aapko meri kasam

Mene ek taapaad usse khich kar mara uska shir sise sai tarkrane wala tha maine pakad liya

Kasish - mar kar pakda kyu mar jaane dete

Mai- driver side mai rok doo

Maine usse paise dekar bhej diya

Sanjana - abe kaise jayenge

Maine unhe pakada aur teleport mtalab apni yaha sai waha jaane ki power ko
istemal kiya unke samane aur sidha mausi ki tarris par aa gaya

Dono bus mujhe ghur rahi thii

Maine unhe chair par betha diya mai ghutanoo par beth gaya aur kasish ka haath pakad liya

Kasish - bhai kaya hai yeh

Mai- dekh gudiya jis sai toh pyaar karne lagi ek mulakat mei uss sai tera kuch nahi ho sakata hai

Kasish - aisa kyu bhai kaya pyaar karana galat hai

Mai - nahi payaar tera uss sai pyaar karana galat hai

Kasish - phele aap bato aap yaha kaise aaye aur mujhe mara kyu

Mai- woh sab bata dunga bus toh usse bhul jaa

Kasish - kaya aap nai jise payaar kiya usse bhul sakaete ho

Mai - nahi

Kasish - toh phir app mujhe naa samjaho

Sanjana - bhai aap saaf bata doo esse yeh ziddi hai

Mai le dekh le maine apna face change kar diya

Dono khadi hoo gayi

Kasish - tum yaha .........bhai aap hii wohhh ....eska matalb hum hi joker ki
behane hai

Mai- haa mai hi hu woh agent the joker

Kasish - kass aap yeh sach chupa lete bhai

Mai - tune kasam hi de di warana mai bhi wahi kosis kar raha tha par mai woh chhupa nahi pata jada din

Kasish - bhai yeh mujhsai kaya ho gaya mujhe maff kar do par aapki yeh saari
harkate meri dil mai bas gayi hai

Mai- esse yaado koo nikal de jo bus sapana ho

Kasish - thik hai bhai mai bhul jaaungi

Maine usse gaale laga liya - meri payari behan

Sanjana - aur mai

Mai - aa jaa tuh

Tabhi gate par kuch awwaz hui

Mai unhe lekar niche phucha safe jagah taaki koi hume waha ess dekh kar hairan naa ho jaye aur main gate par gya unnko lekar thodi der baad

Maa ki nazar mujh par padi phir unn dono par

Maa gate keeper sai - usko mat aane dena andar ladkiyo ko anne do

Mai - maa yeh bhi nahi ayengi

Tabhi woh dono mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

Mai bhi jaane laga

Gatekeeper - kaha jaa rahe ho suna nahi kaya madam nai kaya kaha

Mai- dekho app bade hoo ess liye kuch nahi kah raha hu hato ab yaha sai

Gatekeeper - nahi jaane dunga

Mai - maa bolo naa

Maa - jaa wahi jaa jaha tha 2 din sai

Mai - aare maaf kar do kaan pakadata hu

Maa - nahi khada reh wahi par

Mai wahi par beth gaya

Mai - maa bhi naa kitna ghussa karati hai

Tabhi ek car ruki aur uss mai sai panch log utare

Mousi - mamta

Mousa - madan

Didi - payal (shaadhi enhi ki hai )

Manav - mousi ka beta

Bua - kiran 2nd bua

Mai sir niche Juka kar betha thaaur edhar udhar chhote chhote pathar phek raha tha

Payal - kaya baat hai yaha kyu bethe ho kuch caahiye kaya

Mai - kon hoo tum tumhe cahiye toh batao dila dunga

Kiran - oye ladake phele muh uper kar aur humare ghar ke samne sai hat

Mai sir uthate hue - tumhara ghar oh bua aap

Kiran - bua nikal yaha sai etnai ache kapde pehnai hai aur body bhi thik hai phir yeh sab bhik managata hai

Mai pathar haath sai pheka

Andar sai hassi ki aawaz aa rahi thi

very good

 

[Asif khan]

int

UPDATE - 100

Mai - arre bua mai dev

Payal - dev

Woh mujhe ghurane lagi

Mai -aare didi aie kaya ghur rahi ho
Payal didi nai andar dekha maa nai kuch essara kiya aur rone lagi phir kaya line sai saare rone lage

Manav - sab andar chalo

Ess baar gatekeeper chup chaap kahdha tha

Hum andar gaye

Payal - maa mami dekhoo mera dev aa gaya aur aap logo nai abhi tak bataya nahi mera bhai meri shaadi mai aa gaya

Mai - bus karo aap logo ab mat royie

Maa - roo lene de beta dukh nikal jane de

Mere bhi aakhe unn sabko dekh kar nam hoo gayi thi

Mai payal didi ko chhup karane laga
Sayad abhi sab nahi aaye the maine jinko bulaya tha sab aaye the mere dosto aur alok ko chhod kar aur mohan sir bhi nahi nitika shikha didi ke sath thi

Mai unke saath room mai gaya

Woh mere matho aur galo ko chumane lagi

Mai - bus karoo didi nahala dogi kaya

Payal - haa abhi kahi mat jaana kabhi bhi

Mai - mera pata nahi aap toh jaa rahi ho naa

Payal - abhi 10 din hai samjaha

Mai- chalo thik hai abb kuch khila do bhuk lagi hai

Phir unhone aapnai hatho sai khilaya par asshu ruk nahi rahe the

Mai- bus karoo kitana royogi

Payal - kuch nahi tuh kaah le bus

Phir usske baad woh chali gayi kushi sai apnai kaam karnai

Mai kaafi der tak room mai raha aur kuch files check kar raha tha phone par aur sath mai bor hoo raha tha

Mai bahar nikal room sai
Arav aa gaya woh sab kaam karnai me lage the Jise dekho sab kaam hi kar rahe the arav bhi sala aise busy tha jase uski shaadi ho mujhe koi kuch kah hi nahi raha tha

Mai- masoom suno naa

Masoom - nahi abhi nahi busy hu aur haa meri frnds ko tang mat karana

Mai - friends kon

Masoom - janu sona devika bayataya tha naa

Mai - kaya matlab tang mat karana

Masoom - wahi jo sunna hai

Woh uth kar jane lagi

Mai - thik hai karo kam

Mai - mousi kuch kaam hai kaya

Mousi - ha hai naa

Mai kush ho gaya - bolo kaya kaam hai

Mousi - jakar woh piche dekh raha hai

Mai- haa woh kursi

Mousi - jaa waha par aur aram sai beth jaa

Mai - mousi yeh kaya hai

Mousi - kaya yaha kaam karnai bulaya hai tujhe

Mai waha sai pari ke pass gaya - pari
chal bhar ghum ke aate hai

Pari - nahi bhai abhi kaam hai dekho mere hath mai saman hai aayi didi

In mind

Kdev- abe lag gaye londe ke toh

Mai - yaar achank sab koo kaya hoo gaya

K dev - kahi tera asli kand toh pata na chal gaya

Mai - kaisa kand

Kdev - fountain wala

Mai - chup kar sale tune kiya woh sab

Kdev - thik hai mai tera saath chal meri wife kon sii hai bata

Udhar ghar par

Rahul - bhai aap nai suna kuch

Amit - kya hua be

Rahul- bhai woh zinda hai aur shaadi ke maze lene gaya hai aur sanjana aur
kasish ko bhi le gaya hai

Sumit - yeh sala har baar kaise bach jata hai

Rahul - ab kaya karana hai

Amit- apane pass paisa toh hai ab ess par war naa kar ke esske behano aur lovers ko marate hai

Rahul - bhai kaya yeh jaruri hai

Sumit - abe darta kyu hai

Rahul - jab hume sab kuch mil gaya hai toh phir kyu

Amit - abe nafarat naam ki chij bhi hoti hai

Sumit - phir taye raha kise marwaye phele

Rahul - bhai kyu naa kuch alag kare

Amit - kaya

Rahul - movies mai hota hai naa ki naam ki parchi daal kar ek choose kar loo

Rahul - joh man mai kar le kuch bhi naa bache

Rahul nai naam likhe aur parchiya samne rak di

Aur

Rahul - amit bhai aap bade hoo toh aap utha lo

Amit nai ek parchi uthayi aur kholi

Sumit - waah yes too gayi chalo shhadi mai hi apne logo ko bhej dunga kis nai
mara pata hi nahi chalega

Usske baad uss nai kisi ko call kiya

Edhar

Kisi nai mere khande par haath rakha

Mai- abe aagaya tuh chal akela hu yaha mai maine sabki taraf dhekh kar kaha

Akash nai riccha ko dekha aur - nahi yar mujhe marriage hall ka kuch kaam
dekhana hai

Mai- aap logo mujhe ignore kyu kar rahe ho

Payal - kaya keh raha sab busy hai bus

Mai - jab shaadi waha honi hai toh aap logo etna busy kyu hoo

Mousi - yeh bacha hi rahega chal haat samne sai

Mujhe ghussa bhi aa raha tha aur irritation bhi

Mai- shikha jara bhar aao

Sab ghurane lage

Mai- ghuro mat mai eska boss hu

Shika - yes sir kaya hua

Mai - chalo bhar

Payal - aisa kaya karata hai tuh

Mai - kabhi joker gang ka naam suna hai mai wahi agent hu

Sabka reaction bada azeeb tha jaise joke mara waise mujhe bhi pata tha koi yakeen toh nahi karega

Payal - ohh accha thik jao kam karo apna

Sab apne kaam mai lag gaye has ke

Mai - didi maine kaha mai wahi joker hui joh famous hai

Maa - toh jakar bhar hasa logo ko samne sai hat

Woh mujhe hata kar chali gayi

Mai (man mai) - en logo fark nahi pad raha lag raha hi kisi nai bata diya hai

Mai- shikha tumnai suna nahi chalo bahar

Saloni- shikha woh uthana jara haa wahi chal lekar mere saath

[ Kdev - tere lode laga gaye bhai

Mai- lag toh raha yeh jarur ussi kaa kam hai

Kdev - chal hawa lete hai

Maine bhi socha chalo chat par ghumate hai

Mai jaa hi raha tha ki massom sidhiyo sai utar rahi thi

Ab batata hu esse

Masoom - hato na samnai sai

Mai- acha haat jao ruko ek minute

Maine uske dono hatho ko pakada

Masoom - kaya kar rahe ho
Maine usse diwal sai chipaka diya

Masoom- koi aa jayega

Mai - aane do

Maine uss ki garadan par ek kiss kiya

Masoom - mat karo koi aa jayega

Mai- ane do usske hatho ko chhoda aur piche haath rakh diya diwal par

Masoom - aaj etne dino baad yaad aayi meri

Mai- kaya karu tumsai dur nahi rah sakata

Masoom - p....

Maine usska muh band kar diya

Mai - koi par nahi

Maine usska muh khola woh phir kuch kehne waali thi par uss sai phele hi mai usse kissi karnai laga

Masoom pata nahi kyu chutana caah rahi thii pehele toh aisa nahi karti

Mai - kaya hua hai tumhe

Masoom- p.aaa.....

Mai- p p kaya pura bolo

Masoom- payal didi

Mai(man mai) - dhat teri kii

Maine usske chhod diya

Woh bhaag gayi nicche

Mai dhirre sai muda didi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - hhhhheee hhee. Woh didi maa bula rahi hai chalata huu

Payal didi nai mera haath pakad liya - maa ke baache ess liye tera man nahi lag raha tha niche apni hi bhen ki friend ke sath

( K Dev mere man mai hasata hua - bhan ki friend hi nahi abhi tujhe kaha kuch pata hai

Mai - chhup haramkhor )

Mai- acha yeh bataya ha kaya

Payal - matlab

Mai- kuch nahi chhodo jane do

Payal - ruk abhi batati hu (unnhome mera kaan pakad liya ) kaya kar raha tha abhii

Mai- kuch bhi nahi aap hi bata do

Payal - tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar mai shuru hoo gaya

interesting

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 102

Devika - app shannt raahiye

Riccha - yeh sab tumhari vajah sai hua hai naa tum aati naa kisi ko sach pata naa chalata

Mai- tum ess sai asse baat nahi kar sakati ho tum nahi jaanti ki ess nai kitana kuch khoya hai mere liye

Saloni- toh kaya ahasaan kar rahe ho ess par

Mai- didi abb app had kar rahi ho

Saloni- toh mar de mujhe aur le le apni jaan ka aehsaan

Devika - chii app ki soch kitani ghatiya hai ennke payaar ko aehsaan ka naam de rahi ho

Mai - toh kaya aap log dikhawa kar rahe the tab sai

Arav - bhai yeh logo toh ladnai lage

Janu- bhai aap bich mai naa padoo abhi

Saloni- dekho tumnai esski jaan bachayi ess liye shukriya par yeh abb kisi sai shaddi nahi karega

Riccha - haa aapnai sahi kaha

Mai - ek minute ek minute maine apnne haatho ko gumaya aur kamare ko sound proof kar diya

Mai- continue karoo

Sona - dev yeh sab aakhir hai kaya

Mai chup chaap jakr beth gaya

Riccha - tum kon hoti ho yeh puchane wali

Sona - joh tum bhi nahi ho

Masoom - kaya app sab ladana band karoge ess sai kuch nahi milega

Janu- haa tujhe apna hak mill gaya naa ess liye

Edhar mai aur arav bus unnhe dhek rahe the aur

Arav - bhai teri laganai waali hai

Mai - nahi lag gayi hai lode insaan

Arav - yaar maine socha ki sab ek ho jayengi

Mai - maine bhi par bhai yeh 21vi saadi hai kuch bhi hoga yaha

Arav- yaar maine kaya kar diya

Mai- tuh bhi shai hai maine toh apni behan ke liye jaan de di tune usse mukable kuch nahi kiya

Arav - ab esaka haal kase nikalega

Mai- aisa karata hu yah sai kahi dur bhaag jata hu

Arav - janu ko leta jaa

Mai- tuh bhi naa bhai bus majak kar raha th

Arav - woh dekh aa gaya tera majak

Saloni - tum yaha shannti sai kaise beth sakete ho

Mai- aap log phele lad lo

Devika mere pass akar beth gayi - mai toh aapke saath hamesha hu

Sona - par hum nahi uss din mujhe ek ladke ke saath dekh liya toh etna badak gaye aur aaj khud par sharam nahi aa rahi

Mai - tum sab hi toh kehati thi hume koi pareshani nahi

Saloni - toh kaya tuh sabse shaadi karata phirega maa mar dalegi tujhe

Mai - ussi liye toh ab tak kuch kiya nahi

Saloni- chal chal etna shida mat ban sab jante hai ki ladke kaise hote hai

Mai- app etna kyu bol rahi ho yeh aapka matter nahi hai

Janu bhi mere pass aa gayi - mai bhi tumhare saath hu joo bhi ho abb

Sona - tum dono pagal ho gayi ho

Devika - nahi bus hum samaye ki nazakat ko samajh rahe hai

Riccha - kaise manaogi apne ghar walo aur logo ko

Janu- usski chinata mai aage chhod deti hu kaya hua mai usski tension kyu lo

Mai - masoom tumhe kaya hua kyu chup ho

Masoom - kaya bolo kuch baccha hi nahi hai

Devika - aisa karti hu ki tum sabki yaadass mai sai enko nikal deti hu

Hum sabki nazar sidhe ussi par gayi yeh kaya bol diya ess nai

Shikha -wohh ..................

Dhaadh

Mai- yej goli kaha sai chali

Mai turant bhagata hua andar aaya toh waha par 5 log guns lekar khade the uss nai ek aur fire kiya

Goli pari ki body sai chu kar niche gir gayi

Adami-behanchod essi goli lag kyu nahi rahi hai
(App logo ko dyaan hoga jab dev nai pari ko bacchaya tha tab apana kavach pehenaa diya tha aur vapas nahi kiya kabhi kabhi kuch baate bhulana bhi accha hota hai )
Sabnai ek saath fire kiya mai tezzi sai uske aage aa gaya aur haath faila diye

4 goliya mere haatho mai lagi

Mai aage bhadha aur talwar nikal kar unnki gardan ek jahtke mai uda di

Pari akar mera haath dekhane lagi

Pari- bhai app yeh kavach le loo aapka khon nikal raha hai

Maine uska cehara pakada - tujhe badh kar nahi hai mera khon abhi band ho jayega

Sab logo muh khole hume dekh rahe the maine etna bhi dhyaan nahi diya ki waha par sabhi the mai pari ke pass gaya tabhi aaye honge

Mai- arav bhai jara etnki body ka kuch kar aur app sab log jo bhi puchana hai devika bata degi aapkoo

Arav - bhai chal hume hi thikane lagana hoga enhe

Mai - huu chal

Phir hum dono unki laash ko lekar piche kheto mai aa gaye

Mai store room mai gaya aur khudai ka saaman lekar aaya
Aur hum dono gadha khhodane lage todi dher baad

Arav- huf huf bhai yaar apne bhaiyo ka kuch kar saale har baar kuch naya soch lete hai

Mai pasina pochate hue -huf huf haa bhai karta hu kuch haramaiyo ki vajah sai aaj khudayi karnai pad rahi hai

Arav- kaya bola be

Mai- abe khudayi not ...

Arav - haa haa samajh gaya aur yeh saala gadha hume gadha naa banawa de
maine fawada side mai rakaha aur khhudi hui mitti par beth gaya woh bhi mere saath beth gaya

Mai - yaar jadu sai sab kuch kitana assan hai par sala boring bhi

Arav- abe time bhi bachata hai naa

Mai- chal be mujhe hi pata hai saala essi ki wajagh sai saari mujhe tani raheti hai kyuki mai kabhi bhi kahi bhi jaa sakata hu

Arav -waise tere maje hai bhai yaar har ek chiz hai terre pass

Mai- par kaya fayada jab enn sabke liye time hi nahi milata hai

Arav - bhai cia ki baaja di ek aur kah raha hi time nahi milata
hai

Mai- par yaar mujhe lagata hai ki mai kuch jada tezz jaa raha hu toda tehraaw hona caahiye aur yeh mujhe lana padega apni life mai

Arav- toh apne har kaam ko agent ke dimag sai solve kar aur yeh talwar aur yeh yaha sai waha fudakana band kar de

Mai- haa sahi kaha ek minute kaya bola saale fudakana ruk maine usska sir pakad kar mitti mai gussa diya aur chhod diya

Arav- fuuh fuuh aabe yeh kaya kiya saara face kharab kar diya shai baat bolo toh bhi galat hai

Mai - haa chal tune joh bola sahi hai

Fir humnai unki laasho ko dafana diya aur andar aaye jaha mahol kaafi garam
tha

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