Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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UPDATE 93
The Pain 12 B

Amit - accha toh phir bata naa kis ke saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess kaa es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev
ke saath kaam kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........
Enka bolene sai phele hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tappad

Amit - bus bahut ho gaya vishwas agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup raho toh accha hi rahega

Shikha - rahene do chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhano sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- kehana kaya cahata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume pata hai ki do agent jab ek saath room mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum sab maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din dekna padega jab ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh hum toh bus bata rahe hai sach

Shikaha didi ke aakho sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unn sai jakar maafi maang lege hume nahi pata ha hum saap ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena sala pata nahi kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha foda hai kaya naam tha haa janu

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur asshu

Sumit - dekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chhod kar chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kami hai jab dekho dev bhai yeh dev bhai woh dev bhai kaya kahhoge dev bhai kaya pehanoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai ki aapni bheno ke payarr ko paise sai compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dekho eetna accha gift diya hai ennhonai aaj tak kaya diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dikha jara
Ussnai usska haat pakad liya
Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai naa ess liye

Shikha ko bhut ghussa aa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lena hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo wahi rahoo bagwan mat bano

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya bolati hai aare arre yeh toh ro rahi hai naa meri behan roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri behan nahi hu

Sumit - toh phir kaya ho

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe ho aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya
Rahul - aare nahi mai toh keha raha huu chalo abb yeh ghar aur jayejad milenai ki kushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shika- tum aur dev ko mar do ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - kuch nahi kuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar ghussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI
Ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh tha ussnai

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi ensaniyat nahi bachi hai aur naa maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu has rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi mangega
Shikha- thu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yeh jayejaad hai naa uttnai woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha sai rahene do enn sabko yahi aur maa aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke ess kaam mai mil jao

C chacha - beti unko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farz pura kar rahi hai
Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal piche sai pakad liye
Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska hath ghumaya aur chhut gayi uss ke haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai kuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikha- tum sab drugs lete ho

Sumit phir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi kuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokar dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai
Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun chini aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai toh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki wajagh sai aap log hume chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete hai baad mai dekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena kuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

 

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UPDATE 92
THE PAIN 12 - THE JEALOUSY
Mai-voh tumhare uper hai bus control rakhana tum

Maine uska face pakada aur kiss karene laga todi der hi baad hi janu ke haath mere kamar par kasnai lage
Mere haath dhille pad rahe the
Uss ke nakhoon badh rahe the uss naai apni ungliya modi to usske nakhoon mere andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaise koi laal garam sariya meri peth mei ghusa raha tha
Uss nai mera muh khol aur meri jeeb ko apne hotho sai aase khichana chalu kiya jaise degi
Mai jaise taise baradas kar raha tha
Uss nai dusra haath meri gardan par rakha aur nakhoon ko meri garadan mai dhasa diya woh side mere Trachea { saas ki nali }par mahsus hoo raha tha
Uss par shktiyo koo chusane kaa bhut sawar ho gaya tha

Maine haath marana shuru kar diya

Yeh devika ki sharam aaj kahi meri waat naa lage

Mai piche hatane laga jaise taise mai talab ke kinare pahucha

Kdev - abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidney ki chatani naa bana dee

Maine devika ko par pakad kar khicha uska pair uth gaya aur woh gir padi dham sai
Devika - aaaahhh

Woh uthi

Devika - aare chhodo unhe

woh aage aakar chhudane wali thi ki janu ne haath nikala aur hath devika ki taraf kar diyaa
Uss ke hath sai ek kala dua nikla jo devika ka uda kar du le gaya

Mai apni talwar ke liye hath aage kiya toh mujhe dhaka diya mai ek pathar par gira woh pathar tut gaya

Kdev - jaldi ke chakar mai kavach to bhul gaya tuh

Mai -wohhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh

Janu mere upar aa gayi aur apne dono nakhun sai mere dono hatho ko asse
ched diya jaise mai suli par lakatne jaa rha hu aur mere muh sai khichani lagi meri powers ko

Mere muh sai kaala saa kuch nikala joh sidha uss ke andar jaane laga

Tabhi devika nai usse dhaka diya woh ludakati hui panni mai jaa giri

Devika -aap thik toh naa

Mai - haa tum jaldi sai kavach banao yaha
Mai janu ko - waha sai bahar nikalo

Par woh meri baate sun nahi rahi thi bus mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - mano nikal jao please

Nahi yeh nahi hoga mai bhag kar jane wala tha ki meri aage ek taransparant diwar ban gayi

Mai usspar marnai laga ek tut gayi mai aage badha toh takara kar gir gaya

Mai- nah

Janu ke andar ek dur sai aata hui kaali ruh jaane lagi

Maine talwar nikali aur usski taraf ek tezz bijali ki roshani chhodi woh diwalo ko tod kar uss ke pass jaane lagi

Par usske pass jaate hi blast hoo gayi

Mai- devika tum pagal hoo gayi hoo ab kisnai kaha tha kavach banane ko

Devika - aap nai hi toh kaha tha

Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh khadi ho gayi thi aur
mai bhaag kar usske pass jane laga

Usske pass jaate hi maine usse tezz sai pakad liya aur bhi bhaut si ruh aa rahi thi maine apna haath upar kiya aur bijli chhod di

Mai - devika tum nikalo mai aata hu

Mai janu ko lekar waha sai parilok pahuchne hi wala thi ki kisi sai takaraya mai niche girane laga
Janu behosh ho chuki yhi phir mai ussko lekar waha pahucha jaha mai khaalitime mai sochane beth jata tha
Maine usse litya

Usske pure sharir par ek suit jaisa saa tha

Mujhe yaad aaya mai abhi bhi naga hu
Maine hath aage kiya aur aakhe band kar lii jab aakhe kholi toh dress aa gayi thi

Mai - aaj sai phele kyu try nahi kiya ohhh janu janu utho naa

Maine usse hilaya

Woh angadyi leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ki abhi soo kar uthi hoo

Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab kuch bataya unko

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko marene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye aur kehata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka hath pakad liya

B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Uss nai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe ho

Amit- toh kaya kahu baato humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaro ki tarah ezzat hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki
Sumit - sahi kaha bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo kuch karte hai agar unhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa gaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sab sai toh apana rishata rakahene mai mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dekh rahe the
C chacha - esse mat dekho maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aao phir karana

Shikaha - dekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi mang rahi thi jinka jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- ohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi bhul jau

 

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UPDATE 93
The Pain 12 B

Amit - accha toh phir bata naa kis ke saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess kaa es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev
ke saath kaam kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........
Enka bolene sai phele hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tappad

Amit - bus bahut ho gaya vishwas agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup raho toh accha hi rahega

Shikha - rahene do chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhano sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- kehana kaya cahata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume pata hai ki do agent jab ek saath room mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum sab maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din dekna padega jab ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh hum toh bus bata rahe hai sach

Shikaha didi ke aakho sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unn sai jakar maafi maang lege hume nahi pata ha hum saap ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena sala pata nahi kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha foda hai kaya naam tha haa janu

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur asshu

Sumit - dekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chhod kar chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kami hai jab dekho dev bhai yeh dev bhai woh dev bhai kaya kahhoge dev bhai kaya pehanoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai ki aapni bheno ke payarr ko paise sai compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dekho eetna accha gift diya hai ennhonai aaj tak kaya diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dikha jara
Ussnai usska haat pakad liya
Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai naa ess liye

Shikha ko bhut ghussa aa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lena hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo wahi rahoo bagwan mat bano

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya bolati hai aare arre yeh toh ro rahi hai naa meri behan roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri behan nahi hu

Sumit - toh phir kaya ho

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe ho aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya
Rahul - aare nahi mai toh keha raha huu chalo abb yeh ghar aur jayejad milenai ki kushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shika- tum aur dev ko mar do ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - kuch nahi kuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar ghussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI
Ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh tha ussnai

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi ensaniyat nahi bachi hai aur naa maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu has rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi mangega
Shikha- thu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yeh jayejaad hai naa uttnai woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha sai rahene do enn sabko yahi aur maa aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke ess kaam mai mil jao

C chacha - beti unko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farz pura kar rahi hai
Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal piche sai pakad liye
Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska hath ghumaya aur chhut gayi uss ke haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai kuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikha- tum sab drugs lete ho

Sumit phir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi kuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokar dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai
Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun chini aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai toh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki wajagh sai aap log hume chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete hai baad mai dekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena kuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

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UPDATE 68

Mai - bhai yaar tum naa toh koi gunde lagate ho aur naa hi galat aadami par tum yeh sab kaah kyu rahe ho

Ladaka - tum nai kal dharati par hadkamp machaya hai

Mai- tumhe kaise pata ki hum dono hi hai

Ladaka - koi mujhase nahi chhup sakta hai

Janu- aeye mr ab jada ho raha hai

Mai- janu 2 min chup raho

Ladaka - tum cahao ya nahi mai tumko lekar hi jaunga

Mai- yaar mai aram sai baat kar raha hu aur tum

Mai etna hi bola ki uss nai ek light sona aur janu par chhodhi

woh dono behosh ho gayi

Mujhe ghussa aya gaya mai usse maranai ko haath uthaya ki uss nai ek ghusa mara aur mai behosh ho gaya

Jab aakhe khuli toh mai aase jagah par tha ki mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha

Mai- janu janu utho sona baby utho naa

Hum ek jail jaise kisi mai ked the

Sipahi - oye hala kyu kar raha hai chup chaap beth

Mai- salo tum sabko zinda nahi chhodunga mai

Tabhi woh ladaka aya

Sunhari - paranaam maharaj

Yeh toh raja lag raha hai par yeh hume yaha kyu laya hai

Ladaka - yaha sai nikale ki sochana bhi mat

Mai - tum kaya caahate ho ki mai tumko mar do

Ladaka - etna aashan nahi tum yah sai nikal hi nahi paoge

Mai uth kar gate ko laat mari par mai dur jakar gir gaya mai phir utha phir mara phir dur gira mai kaafi der tak masakat karta raha par koi fark nahi maine gayab hone ki bhi kosis ki par bekar

Lakada - kuch nahi kar paoge tum

Mai bahut thak gaya

Mai- bhai tuh joh bhi hai aam inssan toh nahi par meri enn masumoo ko kyu yaha rakaha hai

Ladaka kuch soch mai pad gaya

Ladaka- yaar tum galat inssan nahi lag rahe phir tumnai kal kyu kiya woh sab

Mai - woh mujhe nahi pata bus kuch shaktiya mili hai mujhe

Ladaka nai ek haath badaya aur sona aur janu jayab ho gayi

Ladaka - enka khayal rakhunga par tumhe khula nahi chhodunga tum par abhi baharosa nahi hai

Mai- agar tunne enn dono ko chhua bhi toh mai tujhe asi maut dunga ki tuh soch naa payega

woh gayab ho gaya

Mai- ruk jaa ruk kaha gaya meri janu sona

Aaj peheli baar bilkul ashahaye mahsus kar raha tha

Meri aakho mai aashu aa gaye

Udhar

Sona aur janu ki aakhe khuli

Janu/sona - dev dev kaha hai humare dev

Ladaki1-aap aaram kare woh thik par bandigrah mai hai abhi

Sona - bandigrah kon ho tum log aaur hum kaha hai

Ladaki2- mera naam Preet hai aur enka naam sanju aap saant rahe

Janu- par aap log ho kon

Idhar mera haal bura tha par mujhe gussa bhi aya rha tha

Mai- ab joh mai nahi karana caah raha hu wahi karana hoga

Maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya ek tezz roshani ke saath talwar aa gayi

Maine uss ke tezz sai uper kiya aur usse gamin mai gaadh diya

Puri jamin mai bijali dodani lagi mai jis room mai tha woh blast ho gaya

Bahut sare sipahi mere pass aane lage

Mai - mere pass enn sab sai bhidanai ka wkhat nahi hai

Mai sona ko yaad kar ke aakhe band kar li aur mai unke pass pahucha par mera control kho raha tha

Janu/masoom-- dev

Preet/sanju- aaahhhhh yeh yaha kaise

Janu sona mere gaale lag gayi maine unhen hataya aur talawar unki taraf kar diya

Tabhi gate khula

Ladaka- saale tere ettne himmat

woh tezzi sai meri taraf aya uski speed tezz thi hume dono diwal todate hue udate hue dur gire ek madan mai

waha par kaafi log

Humare girate hi sab jhuk ke beth gaye

Uss ladake nai uth kar haath uthaya to sab khade ho gaye

Ladaka - teri himmat kaise hui meri biwi par hathiyaar uthaane ki aur tuh bahar kaise aya

Mai- mujhe rokana tere bus ka nahi hai

Ladaka - yeh to time batayega

Usnai hath uthaya ek talwar aa gayi uss ke pass

woh bhaag kar mere pass aya aur talwar sai mere upar war kar diya maine uss ke jaise

hi roka ek tezz roshani nikali aur waha par joh log the woh dard sai chillane lage

Uss ladake nai jhaat sai apni talawar hata li

woh bhaag kar kuch roshani apne haath sai logo par chhodanai laga
Par talwar ki shati ab mujhe pareshan nahi kar rhai thi mai utha
woh ladaka aya aur ek laat mujhe jad di mujh par aag chhod di par maine talwar sai uss ke roka to pass ke gharon ke upar aag lag gayi
woh ladaka thoda pareshan hua par uss nai aag bujha di

Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa

Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab woh aya to meri faat ke chaar ho gayi

Mai - daa.....ragon bhi hote hai kaya

uss nai puch sai mujhe maaara mai dur giya jhaat sai utha aur bhaag kar ek ghusa usse mara par gol chakkar kah kar thodi dur gira

woh utha aur mujhe apne muh mai bhar nai wala tha ki mai hat gaya par uss nai puch (tail)sai phir waar kiya

Mai- aaaahahah maaa

uss ki puch mai kaate jaise pata nahi kaha sai aa gaye woh meri pith gus gaye

uss nai mujhe upar uchhal diya

Mai hawa mai meri talwar niche ki taraf jhuk gayi

woh mere hath sai chhut gayi

Ladaka - shaabash ravi

Jaise hi meri talwar gamin par giri etani tezz roshani nikali ki sabki aakhe band ho gaye mujhe aur uss ladake ko chhod kar sab dhaddam sai nicche gira maine dekha ki uss roshani mai sai ek

Sher nikal raha tha

Mere saath woh ladaka bhi heran tha

Tabhi dragon nai ek tezz nele rang ki bejali jaise kuch sher par fenki

Par uss ke pahuchane sai phele hi sher nai ek gola uski taraf chhod diya

woh ludakata hua dur jaa gira aur behosh ho gaya

Ladaka - bus bahut hoo gaya ab

Mai apni talwar utha li

uss nai talwar mere taraf fenki usse eetni jaldi fheka tha ki mai sambhal nahi paya aur sher pata nahi kaha gayab ho gaya

woh talwar seedha mere pet ke aara par ho gayi speed etni tezz thi ki mai talwar sahit ek ped mai tang gaya

woh mere pass aa raha tha

Maine khich kar woh kalwar nikal di par mera bahut khoon nikal gaya tha mujhe kuch dhudla dhikayi dene laga

Maine war ke liye haath uthaya toh waha koi tabhi koi ladaki chilayi aur mai behosh ho gaya

(Just a special appearance )

Preet (veer wife )- ruk jao veer

Veer (ladaka)- kaya baat hai

Janu- aap galat samjah rahe hai hume

Veer- par essnai Preet par talwar kyu kar rakhi thi

Sona nai aakar mera sir apani god mai rakha

Sona - woh bus dar raha tha ki kahi yeh hame kuch kare naaa Par aap ghusse mai kuch sunne bina usse waha sai yaha le aaye

Veer- rukoo mai thik karata hui

Halaki mera ghaav bhar jta par dheere par uss nai kuch kiya ki mera ghav ekdum bahar gaya uss nai mere maath par haath rakaha

Mujhe dheere dheere hosh aya

Maine dekha ki sona mere shir aur janu per ko pakad kar bethi hai

Sona ke aashu mere gaalo par girane lage

Mai- kyu roo rahi hoo tum thik toh ho naa

Veer- mujhe maaf karana bhai galafamily mai yeh sab ho gaya

Preet - haa hum toh bus enka dayan rakh rahe the

Mai- mai bhi maafi caahunga par aap ho kon aur yeh jagah kon sai hai

Veer- yeh mera plant hai "MORGAN"AUR mai yaha ka raja hu

Mai uth kar khadha ho gaya

Mai- bhai kaya mai abb jaa sakata hu

Veer- mujhe samjah mai nahi aa rha ki tum log sahi ho yaa galat kal tum dono hi lad rahe the aur aaj saath saath

Preet - phele andar toh le chale yaha baat karana thik nahi hai

Veer- yahi thik rahega chaloo

Hum sab andar aaye kuch kahya piya aur fir

Veer- haa toh ab batao

Mai -baat yeh hai ki….

Maine ussko sab bataya

Veer- ohh toh yeh baat hai

Mai -ha yehi sab sab hua tha

Veer - kuch bhi kaho takatwar ho bhai par apni shaktiyoo kaa istaemaal sahi sai jante nahi hoo tum abhi

Mai- woh toh hai par aaj lag raha hai ki mujhe janana padega

Veer - maine kaafi shaktiyoo ko dekha hai par tumhari alag hai maine tum par war kiya toh tumnai apni talwar sai roka tha toh meri planet ka nukasaan hua yeh to jab ho sakata hai jab mai kiss acchi yaa deviye shakti par war karu

Mai -kaya tum bata sakete hoo ki yeh sab mujhe kaha sai mila hai

Veer nai mere shirt kholi aur mere sene par kuch diamond jaisa rakha aur aakhe band kar li

Todhi der baad usnai aakhe kholi aur phiche hat gaya

Mai - kaya hua bhai

Verr - pata lagane wala hi tha ki

Mai - haa ruk kyu gaye

Veer - bhai todhi der rukata toh tuh meri sahaktiya khich leta

Hum sab ke muh khul gaye aakhir sanju boli

Sanju - yeh kaise ho sakata hai tumhari sahaktiya kaise

Veer - koi deviya shakti hai esske andar

Mai- kaya bole jaa rahe hoo aap sab asse kaise ho sakat hai yeh powers sayad mere kisi guru ji sai mili hai

Veer - sach mai bhai tera sharir bhadh gaya par dimag nahi

Mai- kehana kaya caahate ho

Veer - acha bahar joh sher ayaa aur tumhari talwar sai kaya tumhe lagata hai agar kisi aur ki power hoti toh woh vapas aaa jati

Ess baat nai mujhe bhi soch mai daal diya

Janu-kaya hua kaya soch rahe hoo

Mai- yahi ki ab mujhe meri body ki jarurat hai

Veer - matalb body ki kaya

Maine usse woh baat sayad nahi baatayi thi par ab baata di

Veer - bhai mai kah toh nahi sakata par yeh bhaut jada shaktisaali hai sayad kisi bhi planet ko ek chutaki mai nasht kar de jab ansh mai etnai takkat hai toh body paane ke baad kaya hoga

Mai khush hokar - kaya sach mai

Veer - bhai par shaktiyoo ke saath kuch musibate bhi aati hai yeh hamesha hota hai

nice update..!!

 

[A.A.G.]

UPDATE 69

Mai - kaya matlab ab koi musibat bhi ayegi kaya

Veer - ha bhai jaha tak mujhe pata hai jab bhi kisi nayi shakiti ka eejad hota hai toh uss ke viprit buri shaktiya bhi aaati hai

Aur tumhari shakityaa bhaut purani lagati hai

Mai- acha bhai yeh kon hai

Veer - meri biwi hai

Mai- dono hai

Veer - aur bhi hai

Mai- acha kitani

Veer - kyu bhai tum aapni waaliyo sai pichaa chhudana chaate ho kaya

Sanju - kaya mataalb

Mai- kuch nahi aase hi

Veer - dekhh bhai joh tu soch raha hai aur tere dimag ki saari uthal puthal ko maine padha hai toh bata du yeh sanju meri sagi bhen hai

Hum teeno - kaya

Verr -haa bhai kyu kaya hua

Mai - bh......en....eenn* tumhari*

Sanju- jab duniya bani thi to sirf ek mard aurat the ham sab unn ke aulad hai ham sab me koon ka rista hai sab ek dusre ke bhai bahan hai to kya woh shadi nahi karte pyar nahi karte ye sab to insano ki banayi hui ha

Mai- kaya bheudha* baatt karte ho aap log kuch tarike hote hai samaj mai aur kuch maryada bhi

Preet - aacha toh kaya tum samaj ka niymoo ka palan kar rahe ho enn dono ko saath payaar kar ke

Janu- ess sai aapka koi matalab nahi hai

Mai- aap dono ladana mat shuru kar dena

Mai- acha bhai etnai saari biwiya kaise sambhalate ho

woh mere kaan mai- mat puch bahi meri toh lagi padi hai

Preet - yeh kaya khusar pusar ho rahi hai

Sanju -humari burayi

Veer - are baba mai aur tumhari burayi kabhi nahi

tabhi

Sona - ab hume yaha sai chalna hoga

Mai- haa bhai yaha kaafi late ho gaya hai waha sab hume dhudh rahe honge

Veer - thik hai bahi aapni shaktiyoo ka istemaal sahi sai karana shikho

Mai- ok bhai thik hai

Phir sab sai alwida le kar vaha sai mall mai aya aur janu sona ko car sai ghar bheja aur andar gaya

(Veer and its realted parts end its never comes again its just special apperance to in courage dev to find its reality of powers* )

waha pahucha toh waha mere ghar wale bahut pareshan the pata nahi kyu koi waha sai gaye nahi

Jaise hi maa ki nazar mujhe par padi

Maa bhagete hue mere gaale lag agyi aur ronne lagi

Mai- maa maa maa kaya hua aap roo kyu rahi hoo

Maa rote hue - beta kaha chala gaya tha meri jaan phir sai nikal di tune

Maa ki aawaj mai etna dard tha ki mere dimag ka har ek hisa hil gaya

Mai- chup hoo jao maa phele aap yaha sai chalo sab batata hu

Hum sab ghar laut aaye aur sab ke sab nai mujhe gher liya

Mai- baat kaya hai

Ritu aur saloni didi mujhe sai chipak gayi

Mai- ab tumhe kaya hua hai

woh chup thi

Mai- bolo bhi sahi

Ritu - aap aisa kyu karate hoo baar baar pichali baar kaa gum kam tha ki aab phir sai

Mai- are meri behna mai kahi nahi gaya tha

Saloni didi ke aakho sai bus aashu nikal rahe the

Mai- please didi aap ronna band kar doo naa

B chachi - beta aase bhi koi jaata hai bata kar jaate pata hai sab ke sab pichale 7 ghante sai bus roye jaa rhai hai

Mai(man mai ) - kitna ghatiya hai tuh dekhh kitana payaar karate hai sab tujhesai aur tuh samajhata hai bus apna apana sochati hai sab sach mai dhikaar hai tere par

Dad - bata bhi de kaha gaya tha

Mai- dad woh ek kaam pad gaa tha bus

Maa - beta yeh sab chhod de naa kyu karata hai yeh saab

Mai- kaya bol raahi hoo aap

Dad - khoon sai saane hai terd kapade aur shakal dekh

Ohh sit jaldi ke chakar mai asse hi yaha aa gaya unn dono nei bhi nahi baatya

Mai- maa woh bus todhi si chhot hai

Riccha - ess todhi si kahete hoo yeh toh bhaut jada hai

Mai- abhi badal deta huu*

Hatoo didi ritu

Ritu - are bhai didi toh aapki baho mai hi soo gayi

Maa - uth saloni uth

Mai- dheere sai shiiiiiii......chupraho maa sone do aap log bhi jaakar aaram karo baad mai baat karata hu aaur enko leta deta hu

Mai didi ko god mai utha kar unke room mai gaya

Aur unhe* bed par leta diya* aur jaise hi piche hata mera locket unn ke baalo mai fas gaya

Maine dheere sai nikala aur jaane laga tha ki didi nai mera haath pakad liya

Mai muda - soorry didi aapki need khul gayi woh locket fas gaya tha

Saloni - bhai aaj yahi ruk jaa naa

Mai- par didi woh

Saloni- kaya aab apni behan ke liye etna nahi kar sakata hai

Mai- kaisi baate karati hoo mai kapade badal kar aata hu

Mai muda unn hone phir mera haath khicha

Mai- aab kaya hua

Saloni-agar tuh waha gaya toh woh dono tujhe aane nahi degi

Mai- toh phir

Saloni - shirt utar kar yahi let jaa

Mai - ruko yeh loo maine shirt utar di

Aur gate band kar kar ke unke side mai let gaya* thoda dur

Saloni- kyu bhai mujhesai naraj ho kaya

Mai- didi hua kaya hai aaj asse kyu baat kar rahe ho aur chhotu aur dev ki jagah bhai

Saloni - kaya karu tuh ab mujhsai bhi bada joh lagata hai

Mai- kaha didi yeh toh bus mama ke injection ka kamal warana mai kab ka ma.........

Unn honne mere muh par haath rakh diya

Saloni- aaj ke baad aisa mat bolana aur rahi baat bade honne ki woh too ho gaya hai Chhota bhai aase hi apni bhen ke bathroom mai nahi aata

Mere kaan aur g### sai duuwa nikal gaya

Saloni- kyu bol ab

Mai- woh didi galti sai ho gaya tha

Saloni- acha to galati sai* sabke bathroom mai jata tha

Mai- are nahi woh to aap room tha* toh gaya

Abe kaya bol diya

Saloni- oh my* god tuh jaan bhuj kar aya tha

Mai beth ke

Mai- are nahi galti sai nikal gaya

Saloni- aur koi galti toh nahi karani

Mai- didi please uss sab ko chhodo naah

Saloni - acha chal soo ja

Mai- acha thik hai are pakad kyu rahi ho

Saloni-ekdum chhup aur soo jaa

Mai- phele aap chipakoo mat

Saloni- kyu

Mai- shirt nahi pheni hai

Saloni -chal haat jada saharma mat

Mai- mai kaha saharama rha hu aap bhi naa

Saloni- acha yeh* bata kaha gaya tha

Mai- abhi sone ko bola naa phir sawal kyu

Saloni didi nai mere seene par nocha

Mai- aaahhhh kaya karati hoo dukhta hai

Saloni - bata kaha gaya tha aur yeh blood kaisa

Mai- time aane par sab bata dunga

Saloni- tujhe meri kasam

Mai vapas uth kar beth gaya- kaya majak hai didi yeh kasam jaruri thi mai jaa rha hu yaha sai

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Unn hone piche sai pakad liya

Saloni- bhai sorry bus janana cahati thi

Mai - pehale aap yeh bhai mat bolo dev thik hai

Saloni- ok dev

Mai- kyu janana cahati hoo jis sai dhukh ho aapko

Saloni - joo bhi ho mujhe sunana hai

Mai- bolo kaya janana cahati ho

Saloni- sab kuch joh bhi tunne mujhe sai chupaya hai

Mai- chalo bed par betho batata hue sab kuch

woh beth gayi

Mai- aapki goad mai shir rakh lo

Saloni - phele phucha hai kabhi

Mai unn ki goad mai shur rakh kar let gaya

Mai - baat tab ki hai jab mai 8 th mai tha

Saloni- usse sai phele

Mai - uss sai phele mai aap sai kuch nahi chupata tha

Saloni- chal bata asse kaya hua ki tuh mujhsai chupanae laga

Mai- didi aase hi baat kiya karo

wohh hasani lagi

nice update..!!
saloni ke sath time mil gaya dev ko..!!

 

[A.A.G.]

UPDATE 70

Mai - haa toh baat jab ki hai mai class mai betha aapko toh pata hai ki mai kabhi jada ghumata toh nahi bus padnai par focus rakhata tha

Saloni - haa wohh toh hai

Mai- haa uss din akash aaya bola

Akash - bhai aaj Raja ki prince ki acchi dhulayi hui hai

Mai- kaya hus bhai kisnai mara esse

Raja - badala le kar rahunga bhai acha nahi kiya

Mai- bhai bta toh kis nai kiya hai bachega nahi

Saloni - yeh tunne bola

Mai- aur kaya padayi apni jagah dosti apni jagah

Raja - abe yaar etnai si baat ke liye koi marata hai kya

Mai- kiya kaya hai bosidike bus bak bak kar raha hai
Akash - abe wohh komal hai naa (class 9tha section B)

Mai- kon komal bhai

Akash - ess saal hi aayi tuh class sai nikla kar tabhi toh pata chalega naa

Mai- abe kaam ki baat kar

Akash - ess nai usse propose kiya

Mai- saale tujh sai kaha hai yeh ladkiya marwayegi tujhe

Raja - abe uss nai mana kar diya toh mai jaa rha tha par uss ke bhai aur dosto nai mara

Chatakk

Akash - mara kyu

Mai - bosidi ke yeh pit raha tha aur tuh dekh raha tha

Chhhataaak

Mai- abe mujhe kyu

Akash - yeh pit raha tha aur tuh padh raha tha

Raja - ab tum lado mai jaa raha hu

Mai- ruk be chhuti mai batana usse dekhenge

Raja - saale uss nai school mai mara mujhe

Mai- abe gandu teachers mujhe acha samjahte hai ess liye mai sare kaam bhar karata hu

Chaaataak

Mai- kaya didi kyu marati

Saloni - eetni gaali deta hai

Mai- ab sb khuch batana hai bata raha hu

Saloni - tabhi mai kahu koi etna sidha kaise ho sakata hai class top games top fitness top ess umar mai

Mai- rock ka fan joh hu aur paise ki kami bhi nahi hai

Saloni - aage

Mai - saali

Chaaakata

Mai- ab kyu

Saloni - bhen ko gaali

Mai- raja nai bola tha

Saloni - ohh sorry continue

Raja - saali ko chhodunga nahi taappad mara tha

Mai- cool cool sab ko dekhenge chhuti mai

Saloni - yeh apni komal Jiske liye tuh mara jaa hai

Mai - haa didi aise bich mai mat bolo sab confuse ho jaayenge

Saloni - kon sab

Mai - kon nahi aap suno

Hum sab nai class ki aur chhuti mai

Raja - kyu chale bhai

Mai- ha bata kon hai saala

Akash - yeh toh saala bana raha hai yeh kaya ladega

Mai- abe saale gaali hai

Akash - naa bhai mai tera saala naa hu

Didi tezz sai hasnai lagai

Saloni- waah ussko kaya pata yehi sach hoga

Mai- didi

Saloni - ohhh sorry continue

Raja - tum dono ko majak laga rha hai

Mai- phele dhikha kha hai woh woh dekh jaa raha hai caar sai

Mai- abe chutiye wohh toh car sai hai

Raja- bhai ab yeh tuh dekh

Mai- chalo bike utha aur oye oye pankaj chal jara saath

Pankaj - kaha bhai

Mai- kiski ki marani hai

Saloni - yeh gandi gandi baate mat bata

Mai- soory woh flow mai tha toh dyaan nahi diya kisi ke pass hai

Salonii - uuuuhhhh ( soch ke ) chal chhod jaise sunana hai sunna

Pankaj - - acha chal tuh mai baaki ko lekar aata hu

Akash - abe tuh ennhe jaise janata hai

Mai- baad mai betho jaldi

Hum teeno nikal pade uss car ke piche

Mai- aage lekar jaa aage

Raja nai bike aage jaakar laga di

In car

Sam - kaya huaa

Driver - sir saamne

Sam- yeh saala yaha bachega nahi

Sam(phone kiya ) - haa raajiv jadi sabko lekar pahuch

Rajiv - aaya bhai ......chaloo be panga ho gaya

Mai- ab uterega ya nahi

Hum teeno utar gaye

Raja - ab nikal bahar ab batata hu kon hu mai

Sam bahar nikala -kaya be kyu bak bak kar rha hai mar bhul gaya kaya

Mai- oyee akele maar kar jada udd raha hai

Sam - aacha toh tuh bhi ladana janata hai kaya maine socha tuh padanae wala bhondu hai

piche sai

Rajiv kayi ladko ke saath waha aaya

Rajiv - kaya hua bhai

Sam - yeh dekh yahi hai

Rajiv - abe dev tuh yaha

Mai - haa esscnai mere dost raja ko mara

Sam - abe tum dono ek dusare ko jaante hoo kaya

Rajiv - haa janata hu

Raja - abe kaya baate karnai aaye hai marro

Rajiv - bhai dev tuh hat jaa

Mai- tuh yeh kar sakata hai

Rajiv - nahi

Mai- maro be

Fir shurru hue indian street fight laat ghusse aur gaali

Maine sam ka shir pakada aur car ke bonet mai mara

piche sai ek nai pakad liya mujhe

Tabhi pankaj bahagata hua aaya ladko ke saath ab barabri ki takar thi sab ek ek sai lad sakete the

Raja rajiv sai

Akash ek ki taang pakad ke gira kar marane laga ki do log raja ki dhulayi karnai lage ki humare saath ke ladko nai usse bacha kar marpit shuru ki

Sam ne laat mere muh mar mari

Mai piche gira

Mai- oye teri

Mai uth kar gaya aur sam ke muh par ghussa mara

Sam - aaaaaahhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa

Maine uska shir pakada aur phir sai bonnet mai marnai wala tha ki car ka pichala darwaja khula

Mere haatho sai sam chhut gaya

Raja bhagata hua aaya aur uske baal pakad liye

Komal - mummy aahh chhodo mujhe

Mai aage gaya raja nai hath uthaya mai uska hath pakad liya

Raja - kaya hua be

Mai- maine usse gale laga liya

Raja - abe yeh kaya kar rha hai

Mai- saach mai bhai tuh hi mera sacha dost hai oyee ruko be sab ladayi kahatam

Sab ruk gaye

Akash - abe kaya hua abhi toh maja aa raha hai

Mai- ha bhai aab hi toh maja aayega chalo

Sam - saale ruk jaa tuh bachega nahi

Maine komal ki tara dekha - dekhiye naa komal ji mai band karwa raha hu aur yeh maan nahi raha

Komal sam ke pass gayi - chhodo naa bhai dekho yeh bhi ladana nahi caahate maine phele hi kaha tha marpit mat karana

Mai- oye raja chal apni bhabhi oh sorry komal sai maafi maang

Saloni - bhabhi

Mai- phit toka chhup chaap suna

Raja - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai uske pass jakar

Kaan mai - bhai mere liye maan le naa

Sam - kaya hoo kaya rha hai

Raja - sorry komal sorry sam

Maine sam ko uthaya

Mai - sorry bhai mujhe pata nahi ess nai galti kar dii

Sam - kaya bol raha hai

Komal- ab sorry kaha naa chalo
and thanks for help mujhe yeh sab ladayi pasand nahi hai uss nai haath badaya

Mai haath pakada -it's my pleasure

wohh dono chale gaye

Pankaj - bhai enn sabka kaya ab

Rajiv - yaar sab bula kar laaye aur ladayi kahatam

Raja - bhai aaj bata bhi de teri baat sab manate hai kyu

Ek ladka - kyuki yeh hamesha sabke kaam aata hai

Dusra - aur haa school joh esska hai

Mai- chup kar naa deepak

Raja - kaya aabe tune bataya nahi

Mai- eesi liye mujhe dost chaiyevaur bata kar kon saa cm ban gaya

Mai - bhai log aaj tum saab meri taraf sai party abe rajiv kaha jaa rha hai tum sab bhi chalo

Rajiv - hum bhi

Mai - chalo jada soch mat

Mai phir unn ko lekar ek restro mai gaye

Aur khub kahaya piya

Saloni - ek minute toh ess mai khupane waala kaya tha

Mai- sunno toh shi

Phir mai ghar aaya aur raat ko jab room mai gaya toh waha pari bethi thi

Pari - bhai etni late kaha the

Mai- yahi tha chaat par tha

Saloni - yeh sab kaya bata rha hai

Mai- acha meri maa sunno

Phir raat ko mere sapne mai komal aayi mai toh phele hi* nazar mai usse dil de chuka tha par sapne ke chaakkar mai* khuch gaalat diya

Saloni- kaya kiya tunne

Mai- wohhhh wohhh nahi baata sakata par aapki ki kasam

Saloni- bata mujhe ajeeb lag rha hai

Mai- mai tumsai bahut payaar karta hu i love you

Pata nahi yeh sun kar saloni didi jaise kush hoo gayi

Mai- aaur yeh bol kar maine pari ko kiss kar diya sapne mai

Saloni- what yeh sab tunme joh bola wohh story mai taha

Mai- haa

nice update..!!
komal dev ka pehla pyaar hai woh toh usse milna chahiye..yeh baki ladkiya toh baad me aayi hai..aur usne hi pehle dev ko pehchan liya tha college me..!!

 

[A.A.G.]

UPDATE 71

Mai - didi kaya hua

Saloni- kaya didi didi laga rakha hai

Mai- are kaya hua ghussa

Saloni- jab mai tujhe dev kah rahi hu toh didi kyu

Mai- didi toh aap meri ho yahi saach hai

Saloni- wahatever ab soo jaa

Mai- abhi baaki hai baate

Saloni- baad mai mera mood kharab hai

woh udhar muh kar let gayi

Mai- aree eenhe kaya hua

Mai bhi late gaya

Todhi dher baad

Mai(man mai )- abe yeh kaisi awwaz ohh shit

Mai unn he khich kar sidha kiya

Mai- what haappend didi aap ro kyu rahi hai

Unn ke akho sai ashu nikal rahe the

Mai- bolo toh sahi kaya huaa

Saloni- chhod mujhe

Mai- app mat roiye naa mujhe dar lag raha hai

Saloni- chhod mujhe

Maine unka haath kas ke pakada aur muh band kar diya* aur gayab ho kar* beach par aya

Ab unn ke akho mai aashu ki jagah dar tha

Mai- daro mat

Maine muh khola

Saloni- kon ho tum

Mai- apka dev

Saloni - nahi wohh wohh shidha saa ladkaa tha jisi dekh kar bus khushi milati thi tumhari tarah nahi

Mai- aap kaya bol rahi ho

Saloni- sach batoo mera bhai kaha hai

Mai- mai hi hu aapka bhai

Saloni- hum yaha kaise aa gaye

Mai- sunno phir

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Saloni- kaya saach mai yeh sirf tera ansh hai aur body waha hai

Mai- haa ab meri sahktiyaa aa gayi hai toh lekar aunga usse

Unn hone kas ke gaale laga liya

Saloni- kaya saach mai tumnai joh kaha tha woh story mai sach tha

Mai- didi aap kehana kaya caah rahi hoo

Saloni- kaas tum samajh paate

Mai - mere paas waise hi bhaut kaam hai yeh khaas kaya hai

Saloni - jaane doo tum aage batao

Mai - ladkiya saach mai kab apna rang badal de kah nahi sakete hai toh aage sunno

Mai- acha hua ki pari sooyi hui thi par mujhe etna pata chal gaya ki komal mere dil mai bus gayi hai

Phir agle din mai jab gaya school

Raja - bhai kal tune kaya kiya

Mai- bus ab apni babhi sai dur rahena

Akash pani pi raha tha uss ke muh sai hasi chhut gayi

Mai - kaya kar raha hai saale

Akash - kuch naa bhai wohh bhabhi kab bani

Mai- jab usse dekha tha

Raja - wah bhai tunne payaar mai dosti ki laga di

Mai- mara toh tha naa usse

Akash - aage kaya plan hai

Mai- bhai usse dekhenai kaaa man hai
Please bhaiyoo tum sab ess kaam mai expert hoo khuch karo

Raja - chal phir

Phir wohh mujhe ek jagah lekar gaye

Mai -yaha kyu

Raja - woh prayer sai phele yahi aati hai

Tabhi wohh aa kar beth gayi

Mai-
Kaya taarif karu tumahari

Tarif bhi saharma jaaye

Ek baar chhu kar dekh lu tumhe phir cahe mout bhi aa jaaye

Akash - mout ka toh pata nahi teri bhen aa raahi hai yahi

Mai- ohh didi yaha

Saloni- acha toh uss din jhut bola tha ki sir nai yahi bulaya hai

Mai- haa didi woh mai komal ko dekh raha tha

Saloni- aisa kaya hai uss mai

Mai- kaya nahi hai ussmai ekdum meri dream girl ki tarah hai

Saloni- matalb mai khobsurat nahi hu

Mai- are nahi aap uss sai bhi jada ho par wohh wala love bus uss sai kar sakata hu aap sai nahi

Saloni- kyu nahi kar sakete

Mai- aap ka dimag thikane par toh hai naa aaj aap kaisi baate kar rahi hoo

Saloni- tuh jhut bolata hai

Mai- are nahi aapki figure uss sai mas.......

Saloni- kaya bola

Mai- kk...kkkkuch bhi toh nahi

Saloni- nahi khuch toh bola tumnai bolo jaldi

Mai- agar sun liya toh puch rahi kyu rahi ho

Saloni- tujhe meri figure acchi lagati

Mai-..........

Saloni- bol

Mai- hu

Saloni- huu kaya bol abhi toh badi shyari aa rahi thi

Mai- aapsai ess topic par baat nahi kar sakata hai

Saloni- mere bathroom mai ghus sakata hai figure naap sakata hai aur kehata hai baat nahi kar sakata hai

Mai- galti ek baar ho gayi toh ho gayi

wohh mere pass aa gayi

Mai- kaya kar rahi hoo

Unnhone nai mere abs par haath rakh diya

Mai - didi mat karo mera control ab kharab hoo chuka hai ladkiyo ke saath rah kar

wohh mere face bilkul pass aa gayi unnki garam saase meri aakho par lag rahi thi

Saloni- kaya acha hai meri figure mai

Mai- ab jada ho raha hai didi

Maine jhaat sai unn he plata aur room mai aa gya uhhone chhoda aur gate khola aur

Mai- aaaaaaahhhhhhh maaaa

Mai saamane wale room ke darwaze sai takraya

Mai- are kaya hai .....ohhh my god pari tuh yaha kyu bethi hai

Pari - woh mai….

Mai-kaya mai mai kar rahi chal uthh aaur terii aakho ko kaya hua .

Pari - kuch nahi

Mai- chal jara mere saath

Mai usse lekar apnai room mai aya

Mai- yeh sab kaya hai gudiya waha kyu bethi thi yeh koi apna ghar thodi naa hai

Pari- mujhe aapke bina need nahi aati hai

Mai- are baba yeh baat hai meri chochalati girl koh mere pass sona ha

Pari - haa jab sai yaha aayi huu aap mujhe egnor kar rahe hoo

Mai- nahi aisa kuch mahi hai sab ko dekh naa padata hai chal aa ja sote hai

Pari mere sath let gayi

Mai- aase bhi koi karata hai kaya

Pari - mai aapke bina ji nahi sakati hu

Mai- are roo kyu rahi hai meri gudiya

Pari- aap mujhe payaar nahi karate hoo

Mai- mai sabase jada tujhsai payaar karata hu baad mai kisi koo

Pari -jhut ekdum saaf jhut

Mai- acha toh karu ki sach lage

Pari - ek kiss karo

Mai husa - bus etna

Maine uss ke gaalo par kiss liya

Pari - yeh kaya hai

Mai- kiss aur kaya

nice update..!!
bhai dev kitni achhi love story bata raha tha saloni ko..bich me hi reh gayi..aur woh sab sach batane wala tha usko woh bhi reh gaya..!!

 

[FallenAngel]

Kya likhte ho bhai maza aa jata hai or time ka bhi kuch pta nhi rehta kitna Gujar gaya Mtlb ek dam time band dete ho yrr or mahool bhi Or bhai ye shikha gusse Mai dev ko apna ashiq bol gyi ya sach Mai pyar krti hai us se or ye teeno kamino k wajah se hi dev ka esa halat hua tha na mc nhi Yaar enki maa to achii hai unhi teeno ki gand mai kuch jyada hi khujli ho rhi na to dev maar maar kr enki gand se khujli hatyega

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 77

C chachi - acha dikha phir

Phir maine jitna sahi tha utana dikhaya

Maa- par beta yeh sakatiya mili keha sai

Mai- maa yeh toh aapko abhi bata nahi sakata hu bus aap etna samajh lo ki ab aap ke ladke ko chhuna bhi aasan nahi hai

B chachi- bada aya chunne wala enn shaktiyo ke aane sai ghamand bilkul mat karana

Mai- haa aap sahi keh rahi ho maine naa toh kiya hai aur naa karunga

Maa- par beta yeh sab toh kar payega

Mai- kaya maa

Maa- are mai teri biwiyo ki baat kar rahi hu abhi naa unn ki shaadi hui hai riti riwaazo ke saath aur phir bhi ghar mai etna ghul mil gayi hai par bahar walo ko jawab dena padega toh

Mai-aap tension naa lo

Deepali aunty (padosi)- kaisi tension ki baate ho rahi hai

Mai- are aunty namste

Deepali- haa haa thik hai

Maa- kaya hua aise kyu bol rahi hai

Deepali - yeh kaam hi aise karata hai
Mai-maine kaya kiya

Maa- toh phele beth

woh beth gayi

C chachi -aaj kaise bhul gayi rasta

Deepali -keha mai toh bus tum sabsai milane aayi hu tera ladaka bhi aa gaya aur hume khabar hi nahi ki

Maa- are abhi sahi sai kuch hua hi keha bus bhaag doud thi

Deepali-dekh bura naa manne toh ek baat kehu

Maa- bol naa kaya baat hai

Deepali - yeh tumhare ghar mai aaye din ttni ladkiya kyu aati hai abhi do toh nicche hi hai

Maa-woh toh bus...

Deepali-joh bhi ho acha nahi lagata hai tum toh jaanti hai ki apni biradri ki kaafi ezzaat hai yaha

Maa- haa woh sab toh thik hai

Deepali-dekh mai jada nahi nahi kehungi par chaar dosto ka anna thik hai par appne jaise ke saath raho toh jada acha hai naa

Mai-kaya kehana cahati hai aap

Deepali-dekho beta tum india ke top bussiness man ke bete ho aur enn logo ke sath ghumana phirana thik nahi hai

Maa-kaisi baate kar rahi hai aaj tuh tera dimag toh thik hai naa

Deepali-galat kaya kaha maine khudh hi soch le kaha tum aur kha woh harish ke dono bacche

Harish - sam /komal ke dad

Mai- aunty yeh galat bol rahi ho aap

B chachi -dev aise baat karte hai apno sai baado sai

Deepali - jaane de naa ab yeh tumhare haath sai nikal gaya hai

Mai-app kaya bole jaa rahi ho aisa kuch nahi hai

Maa-tuh yaha sai jaa abhi

Mai-par maa

C chachi -dev keha naa didi nai jao

Mai waha sai bahar aya toh mer pair wahi jam gaye woh dono wahi kadhi thi

Mai-tum dono yaha kaya kar rahi ho

woh dono bina kuch bole waha sai jaane lagi maine richa ka haath pakada woh mudi

Mai-kaya baat hai... Aree tum roo kyu rahi ho

woh kuch nahi boli

Mai-bolo bhi kaya baat hai

Richa -kuch nahi aakh mai kuch gir gaya tha

Mai-etna pagal nahi hu mai kaya baat hai

woh mera haath chudha kar masoom ko lekar room mai chali gayi

Mai aage badha ki phone aya

Mai-haa dad kaya hua

Dad -########

Mai-bus aya abhi

Mai bike lekar waha pahucha

Mai - kaya hua aap police station kyu aaye bataya toh hota

Dad -yaar force kiya

Maine sir ko phone kiya -sir ######maine sara mamala samajahya

Mohan -don't worry mai dekh lunga

Thodi der baad commisioner ka phone aya aur mai dad ko lekar waha sai office aya

Dad -yaar etane paise honne ke baadh bhi aakhir kannon ke aage jhukana padata hai

Mai-nahi dad woh baat nahi hai bus aapne desh ka har kaam ka process hai

Dad -kuch bhi keh beta par police par vishwas nahi hota

Mai-aap woh sab chhodo yeh baato richa ke dad sai baat ki nahi

Dad-keha tere jaane ke baad kam jada kiya nahi bus ussi mai lage hai

Mai-thik hai acha dad ek baat hai

Dad - haa bol

Maine deepali aunty ki baate batayi

Dad -woh aasi hi hai usska husband bhi parshan hai par beta abb unn dono ko ab unnke ghar bhej do

Mai-haa yahi thik rahega ab

Dad -chal jaa ab meeting hai 30 minute mai

Mai vaha bike lakar nikal pada

thodi dur hi gaya tha ki ek aawaj aayi

kaha ho tum

Mai-devika tum kaya baat hai

Devika -bus aap sai baat karnai ka man kiya aa jao naa

Mai- ata huu

Mai bike chata chata gyab ho gya

Wah ke sab loh mujhe ghurane lage mai bike joh chala raha tha parilok mai tabhi sare sipahi jhul gaye unnki aawaj sai sabka dayaan tuta toh sab bhi neehe jhuk gaye

Mai mahal ke sammne aakar bike roki aur andar gaya

Mai-lagata hai pura entzaam kar rakha hai

UPDATE 79

Mai - acha etni fikar ho rahi to kudh rok do

uss nai meri haath pakada aur chusane lagi hu thi ghaaw bhar gaya maine haath hata liya

wohh meri taraf dekhe nai lagi

Mai - haa haaa haa kaya dekh rahi bhut chus liya mera khoon ab nahi milega

Devika -kaya matlab mai tumhara khoon chus...

Maine uss ke hothoo par apne hath rakh diye

Rija -uhhhhuuuuu

Hum dono jhat sai alag ho gaye

Devika -maa aap

Rija - maff karana mai galat time par aa gayi

Mai - koi baat nahi mai ese aapke pass hi bhej raha tha

Rija - mere pass kyu

Mai- apki beti koo jinda joh karana

Rija chok kar - kaya kon si beti meri toh yahi beti hai

Devika -maa yeh mohani ke bare mai jante hai

Rija - tune kyu bataya

Devika - maa yeh jinda kar denge uss ko

Rija - kaya yeh apni shakti ka tayag karenge yeh aisa mujhe nagi lagata

Devika - maa app yeh bol kar ke enkaa apmaan kar rahi hai

Mai - koi baat nahi maa hai eenki bate mere liye ghusa hai par tumhare karan kuch kah nahi paa rahi hai aap joh bhi bolana caahati hai kah doo dil mai kuch mat rakho

Devika - nahi maa aap

Rija - sunaana hai tujhe toh sun meri payari si bachi kaya kasur tha bus todha saa bhatak gayi toh kaya usse marna hi jaruri tha kitne dukho ke baad maine usse pala aur jab usse humare bare mai pata chala tumnai usse ........wohh tez tez rone lagi

Maine devika ko eshara kiya woh apni maa ke pass gayi

Devika - maa chup hoi jao naa

Unn logo ke dekhane sai phele mai waha sai nikal gaya aur bike sai Ghar ki taraf

Mera dimag thoda saa kharab toh tha devika ki maa ki baate sun kar par apna dhyan waha sai hataya aur ghar pahucha koi dikh nahi raha tha

Mai sidha apne room mai gaya aur sidha bathroom mai ghusa aur sidha bhar

Mai - yeh saala bathroom kand mujhe marawa kar rahega mai bistar par beth kar mobile chalane laga

Todhi dher baad gate khula aur pari bhar ayi

Aur shir jhuka kar khadi thi

Mai - orry gudiya woh jadi mai dhayan nahi kiya ki koi andar hai

Pari - nahi bhai pata nahi lock kaise khul gaya pata nahi Chala

Mere muh sai kuch nikal nahi raha tha kyuki wohh jis haalaat mai thii uhhhhh chhodo

wohh mere paas aakat let gayi

Mai - tuh kab aayi school sai

Pari - bolo mat mujhsai kitna wait kiya maine

Mai - wohh jara ek kaam pad gaya tha

Pari - hamsai jaruri

Mai Chilla pada -pari

Pari uth kar beth gayi

Pari -kaya bhai app ghusa kyu hoo gaye

Mai-aaj ke baad apna compare kisi bhi sai kiya toh aacha nahi hoga tuh meri jaan hai agar tuh nahi toh mai bhi nahi

wohh mere gaale lag gayi

Pari - bhai etna payar karte hoo mujhsai

Mai - kyu naa karu apni payari behan sai tuh hi toh bachapan sai meri need aur meri bhuk ka dyaan rahakti chhoti hai par samjahdar bhi

Pari - aacha bus karo ab meri aur taarif nahi bhabhi aaj ro kyu rahi hai

Mai - kon roo raha hai

Pari - dono

Mai- yeh padasoi marawangi mujhe kisi din

Sidha didi ke room mai pahucha

Saloni- kaha tha ab tak etna sab ho gaya yaha

Mai - kaya hua didi aur tum dono chup ho jaao

Masoom bhaag kar mere gaale lag gayii

Mai-shhiiii chup chup ekdum chup baat kaya hai

Masoom roote hur hichak rahi -wohh maa ji hhhhuuu uhhhh

Mai -bus karo naa aur tum bhi chup hooo jao naa didi aap hi baatoo kaya baat hai

Saloni -maa enn dono mai sai kisi ek ko tumhe bhulan ko kah rahai hai aur kah rahi hai ki abhi kisi ko pata nahi hai koi baat nahi hai

Mai - yeh uss pagaal aurat ki lagayi aag lagayi hui hai abb jada ho gaya hai tum dono chalo yaha sai abhii

Richa chila kar -mai yahi mar jaungi par kahi nahi jaungi

Mai - tum todha saant raho challo abhi mere saath kuch baat karanai hai tum dono sai

Kaafi manane ke baad dono ko caar mai betha kar mai nikala

Mai - abb tum dono apne ghar raho abhi yaha kaa mahool aur garam hoga

Masoom - par

Mai - kaisi ladkiya hoo tum dono ladkiya kaam karnai sai bachana chaati hai aur tum yaha rahana cahati hoo

Riccha - bus tumhare aas pass rahenai ka man karata hai

Mai - yeh sab khuch nahi yeh meri mohani shaktiyo ka ashar hai

Masoom - kaya humare payaar kaa Koi mol nahi hai

Mai - aisa nahi par agar sayad yeh shatiya naa hoyi tum dono bhi normal hoti tum sab bus mujhe pana cahati ho par mai nahi kah raha ki paayar nahi par kuch toh eeska ashar hua hai tum sab par warana tum sab ek dusare ko dekhna pasand nahi karte

Richa pata nahi udhar muh kar ke kya kar rahi thii

Mai - tum kaya kar rahi hoo

Maine usska khandha pakad kar usse palata

......richhaaa

Mere haath sai stearing chutta side ke footpath sai jark laga aur car hawa mai udati hui ulati hoo gayi

THE PAIN-2 (A FAMILY DISTURBANCE

UPDATE 81

Sumit - jane do par aage kabhi nahi samajaha

Mai-bhai sunno toh sahi mai jab sai akash ke ghar par thaa Maa aap nai toh baat ki hai aunty sai

Maa - sumit yeh sahi kah rha hai

Sumit -badi maa aap sahi ho sakti ho par mai Jhutt nahi bol rha mere ek dost nai video bhi banayi haai yeh dekho

Maa nai phone liya aur sab ek saath uss mai dekhnai lage

Mai - kaya hai mai nahi huu naa bikul naa

Koi khuch nahi bol raha tabhi mujhe meri hi awwaz sunayi di mai bhi dekhne laga unn sabke saath

Todhi dher baad mai bear pikar gaali gloch karna shuru ki ek gaali ke sunate hi maine phone chin liya

Maa - phone deta ki teri pitayi karu

Mai- pari neha ,kirti ,ritu saloni didi shikha didi aap room mai jaaye

Ritu - mai nahi

Mai - kaha naa ek baar sunayi nahi deta jao sab andar

Mai etni tezz chilaya ki sab daar ke mare hi waha sai chalii gayi

B chachi - yeh kaya harkat hai dev

Mai - chachi mai nahi janta ki yah jhut hai yaa sach par mai nahi cahata ki mere sai related koi galat baat meri behao ko dikhe yaa sunayi jaye

Sumit - hamesha tujhe behano aur dosto ki padhi rahati hai kabhi apne bhaiyo ke bare mai pucha hai ki woh sab kaise hai ghumanai bhi gaya toh unhi koo lekar

C chachi - sumit beta galat socha raha hai

Maa -tuh phele phone de

Maine phone unnhe dee diya

uss ke baad uss ke phone sai etni gandi baate nikal rhai ki maa nai phone band kar sumit ko de diya

Unn teenoo ke aakho mai ashu aa gaye the

B chachi - didi ess nai humari parwarish ka yeh sila diyaa

Maa- aaj mujhe afsosh hai ki hum nai esaka intazar kiya esse shaktiyoo ka nasha chad gaya hai

Mai - maa aisa kuch nahi hai


Maa- teri juban etnii gandi kaise ho gaye apne hii bade bhai koo maa ki gaali dete
hue teri jeebh nahi kapi ek baar bhi

Mai b chachi ke ke pass gaya - kaya apko bhi yahi lagata hak ki maine shaktiyo ke nashe mai yeh kiya

B chachi- shaktiyo kaa bhoot kaya aaj kal toh logo toh paise ke liye bhi kisi ko bhi maar dete hai aur tunne toh bezzati ki

C chachi - kaas yeh sab sun nai sai phele hum mar gaye hote

Maa - tabhi ess nai apni behano ko bhaga diya yaha sai

Mai- kisi nai sahi kaha hai ki sachayi koo sabuto ki jarurat hoti hai par aaj aap logo nai mujhe yeh bata diya ki aap sabaka vishwas kitna kamjor hai aur rahi baat bhai aapki beejati ki toh aaj hii mai esski family ki toh aaj hi mai yeh family yeh jayjaad sab chhod ke jaa raha hu aaj sai yaha ke kisi chiz pe mera koi hak nahi

Waha sabke hoah udd gaye sumit ke gale kaa khoon jaise kahi gayab ho gaya unn chharo ki haalat aasi thi jaise koi aisi chig sun li ho joh kabhi soch bhi nahi sakaete the

Maa - beta aab hum tujhe par ghussa nahi kar sakete kaya

Mai - beshak maa par aap bhi kaisi maa ho koi bhi kuch bhi kehata hai aap saab yakin kar leti ho

Mai-piche doo saal sai mai whakt sai tezz chal raha ho har kisi ko wkhat dene ke chakar mai mai kudh bhul gaya kii mai huu kon saabko kush rakhnae ke liye kudh ke dard ki bhi parawah nahi ki apko kaya lagata hai mai nahi janta huu ki aap log kitana preshan thi

C chachi - beta tuh saant hoo jaa tere akhe laal hoo gaye hai

Mai- yeh mere shaktiyo ka ghamand hai
chachi

B chachi -maaf kar de beta par yeh jayajad ki faltu ki baat mat kar

Mai- ek baar joh ess dev nai bol diya dubra usse nahi badalnai waala kal aap sabko aapka hisa mil jayega

Dad - kisko hisha diya jaa rha hai bhai

C Chacha - hume bhi milega naa

Mai - haa mai sabkoo de dunga

Maa -yeh aap kaya kah rahe

Dad -baat kaya hai tum ro are beta teri aakhe laal kyu hai

C chacha - are rema tum bhi roo rahi

C chachi -dekhiye naa yeh kudh ko ess jayzad sai bedkhal kar raha hai kehata hai sabko sabka hisha de dega

Dad / C chacha -k aya

Dad - tera dimag kharab ho gaya hai kaya

Mai - dad chacha apko meri kasam aap mujhe kal hi apni jayazad sai alag kar doge ek futi kodi nahi doge mujhe

Dad nai ek taapad mujhe jada - tera dimag tihkanai par toh hai naa

Mai - dad mai aapko sab batata huu maine dad aur chacaha ke shir par hath rakaha aur unhe sab dikhaya

Dad - tum chaaro pagal ho ka dimag naam ki koi chiz bhi hoti hai

C chacha - jab yeh kah raha tha ki ess nai kuch nahi kiya phir tum kyu nahi maane

Mai - rahenai doo chacha jii enhone toh richa aur masoom ko bhi ghar sai nikal diya

Dad - savitri tumhe kitnai baar kaha hai uss deepali ke saath mat raha karo woh tumhara dimag kharab kar deti

Maa - wohh sab thik hai par aap esse samjaho naa mai nahi sunati uss kalmuhi ki baate abb

Dad - mera beta hai ek baar joh kah diya so kah diya

C chacha - bhai kaya kah rahe hoo

Dad - yeh tuh apne bete sai phuch le

C chachi - kaya matlab

Mai - dad chup hooo jaao naa

Dad -naa beta aaj nahi aaj ess ghar mai woh hua joh maine kabhi nahi socha mera hii beta aaj apni saafayi de raha hai par yeh logo aur tum bezzati ki baat karte ho joo tumnai esske saath kiya koi aur hota to wahi marata tumhe

C cahacha -bhai aap kaya bol rahe ho

Maine dad koo pakada aur waha sai gayab hoo gaya

Mai unhe lekar chaat par aa gaya tha

Dad - kyu laya mujhe yaha

Mai - dad aap kaya cahete hoo ki meri payari cachiyoo ko yah pata chale ki unke hi beto nai mujhe cancer inducer chemical diya thaa

Dad - toh kaya hota uss ki sachayi samne toh aati naa

Mai - dad mujhe pata hai aap ghusse mai kisi ki nahi sunete par mai kaya karunga ess doulat ka jab yeh pariwar hi tut jayega

Dad - par beta mere dil mai hamesha yeh baat keel ki tarah chubahati hai

Mai - apko meri kasam hai aaz ke baad naa aap ess bare mai kisi sai kahenge naa aapnai muh sai nikale cahe meri kitani bhi bezati ho

Dad - chal teri kasam kaise tod sakata huu diya vachan tujhe

Mai dad ke gaale lag gaya - ap sabsai ache dad ho

Dad - aur tuh mera sabsai acha beta chal ab niche

Mai unhe waha lekar aaya

C chacah - kaha lekar gaya tha aur aap kaya kah rhae the mera beta kaya

Mai - woh dad ko pata nahi tha galati meri thii

C chacha - dekha bhai essi mai khhot hai aap mere bete par shak kar rahe the

Dad - kisi nai sahi kaha joh dikhata woh hota nahi

C chacha -kaya matlab aapka

Mai - wohh kah rahe kal sabko apna hisa mil jayega kyu dad

Dad - haa bhai haa mil jayega

Maa - ap saab ke sab pagal hoo gaye hoo

Sumit - mai nahi manata koi bhi aisa karega

Mai(man mai )- akhir laalach aa hi gaaya

C chachi- agar tunne aisa kiya toh aaj ke bad tera mera rista khatam

B chachi - mera bhi aur teri bheno kaa bhi

Mera daaw mujh par baahari pada

Dad ko hassi aa gayi

Eess halat mai unn ko hasata dekh sab hairan the

Mai - thik hai chachi jaise aap kahe mai nahi kaunga aisa

B chachi - mera shir duk raha hau yeh sab dekh sun kar

Mai -chachi mujhe maaff kar doo meri vajah sai aapko taklif milli

Sumit(man mai)- maa kaya kiya aap nai yeh

Mai bina kuch boole waha sai aapnai room mai aaya aur niche kaya ho raha tha mujhe janana bhi nahi

Par meri galti yaha toh uss sai badi mahabharat hoo rahi thii

Pari - aaj ke baad tuh aapni sakal mat dikhana mujhe

Kirti - humare bhaiyo ke galati humme kyu

Mai - kaya hoo rha hai yaha

Kirti aur ritu mere gaale lag gayi

Mai - are tum dono ko kaya huaa

Pari - chhodo enn dono koo ennke bahiyo nai aapke saath yeh sab kiya aur aap

Mere toh kaan sai dhua nikal gaya esse kisnai bata diya

Mai - kaya kah rahi hai tuh

Ritu - bhai jab aap bade papa sai baat kar rahe the chhat par tab mai aur pari wahi par the dusari taraf

Saloni- pari beta unn ki koi galati nahi hai woh kaya jaane yeh sab kyu kiya unhone

Pari - tum dono hati ki nahi abhi

Unn dono nai kas kar mujhe pakad liya

Mai - saant ho jaa meri gudiya

Pari - kaise hoo jao aapko marnai ki saajis hui aaur aap nai hume kahabar bhi nahi kii

Mai - assi bate nhi bataya karate jis sai ghar tute

Pari - aap bhaut bhole hoo kaya pata yeh bhi een sabki chaal ho toh

Shikha didi nai apni chupi todi - pari ab jada ho raha hai

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[Naik]

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Pari -aacha toh aap bhi hai yeh sabke sab ek hi taali ke hai

Mai-chal ab chup yeh tere behane hai samajhi

Neha - aur aap humare ek lote bhai ho jis nai buss ab tak dukh hi jheela hai aur hume khabar bhi nahi

Kirti - bhai humnai khuch nahi kiya hai hum bekasur hai

Mai - are chup ho yeh sab etna jada hoogaya hai ki mujhe hassi aa rahi hai

Pari - toh hassoo par enne chhodo

Mai toh nahi chhodanai wala pari aur neha mera pass aakar unhe chhudane lagi

Ritu -chhodo mujhe mai kahi nahi jaungi

Pari - kaise nahi jayegi

Mai - are baba bus karo

Pari nai dhaka diya mai unn dono ke saath bed par gira

Mai - kaya khaati hoo tum dono bhari hoo gayi ho

Pari - bhai aap topic change kar rahe ho

Ritu - pari humari koi galti nahi hai ess mai

Maine pari koo khich liya

Pari - aah bhai lagati hai aur moti tuh apna haath hata

Shikha - yeh sab toh natak kar rahi hai

Pari - mai aisi hu ghussa nikalana hi sahi samajhati hu warana mera temperature garam ho jata hai

Kirti - hume dara diya tunne

Mai - bachapan sai esske sath ho jaanti nahi abhi esse

Pari - par tum dono bura mat manana agar mai apna ghussa naa saant karti toh saayad

Kirti - bus kar hum samajh sakete hai par bhai yeh sab hua kab aur kaise

Mai - phele jakar gate band karo

Ritu jhat sai uthii aur gate lock kar diya

Ritu - abb batoo

Mai- nahi jab tak shikha didi nahi hasangi nahi bataunga

Shikha nai ek simle ki

Mai - bhik nahi maang rha hu

Saloni unnhe gudgudanai lagi

Shikha didi khil khila kar has padi

Mere dil ko sukun aaya agar enn sab mai ladayi hoo jati toh mai toh lut hi jata
maine badi chachi ki ess ek baat pe apni jaban bhi jhutt kar di naa main enn ke bina reh sakata tha naa yeh sab mere bina

Shikha - bata bhi chhup kyu hai

Mai - baat jab ki hai jab mai ekk din Baar bimar pada tha aur mujhe admit kiya tha

Ritu - haa phir

Mai - uss ki din sumit aur uss ke ek dost nai mere andar woh chemical inject kar diya esska pata jab chala jab mai devika sai mila

Shikha - kon devika

Mai - uss ke bare mai abhi mai aap sabkoo nahi baata skata huu haa toh jab mai uss sai mila tab meri ek kendri jaag gayi aur mai aapne bare mai sab kuch janata gaya haa maine dad koo bataya toh pata chaal ki unnhe toh mere janne ke baad pata chal gaya tha ki yeh kiska kaam hai par dad apne ghar ko tut te hue nahi dekhana cahate the toh
unhone kisi ko nahi batya

Ritu - mera bhai etna gira hua hai

Kirti - kaya humare bhi bhai

Mai- nahi rahul nahi par amit bhi hai ess mai samil tum sab yeh mat samajhana ki mai tumhe tuhare bhaiyo ke khilaf kae rha hu

Shikha - kaisi baate karata hai aisa kuch nahi hai

Tabhi riccha kaa phone aayaa

Mai - haa kaya hua



Richa - woh masoom ka phone aaya tha woh kaafii roo rahi hai

Mai een sabke chakar mai yeh toh bhul gaya kii masoom ka kaya haal hoga

Mai - acha chalata hu jara teri bhabhi ko manna kar aata hu

Mai waha sai sidhe masoom ke room mai pahuch toh dekha masoom bistar par pet ke baal let kar roo rahi hai jaise usski aadat hai waise hi

Mai - bus hoo gaya hoo toh chup bhi ho jao

Masoom nai piche gardan ghumayi

Masoom - tum aa gaye tum aa gaye

woh bhaag kar mere gaale lag gayi

Mai - aree baba kuch bato ki aakhir meri galti kaya hai woh mere seene mai ghusse maranai lagi

Masoom - batmiz kahi waha woh sab karna jaruri tha

Mai- kaya kiya maine haa

Masoom - aab banoo mat tum jante ho mai tumhe kabhi mana nahi kar sakati par waha kaise kartai mai yeh sab aur woh sab baate

Mai - baby tum kaya bol rahi hoo mai samajh nahi paa raha hu

Masoom - tumnai hospital mai batmizi kyu ki mere kiss naa karnai par mujhe tappad mara

Mai - kaisi pagloo wali baat kar rahi ho mai kabhi bhi aisa nahi kar sakata hu etna hi jaanti ho mujhe

Masoom -toh yeh mere gaal par nisaan dekho

Uss nishan koo dekhh kar ghussa bhi aaya aur dhuk bhi hua meri aakhe thodi nam hoo gayi

Masoom- ase kaam hi kyu karte ho ki rona pade

Mai - baby maine nahi kiya hai Yakeen karo

Masoom - jane do

Mai - akhir ek vajah toh baatoo ki tumhe kyu lag raha hai ki mai hi tha woh

Masoom - kyuki uss samaye bhi tumhari hi goad mai rahene kaa ahasaas tha joh hamesha hota hai

Mai - kahi mai pagal toh nahi hoo gaya hu

Maaoom - kaya pata woh sab stress mai kiya ho

Mai - acha abb toh ghussa nahi ho naa

Masoom - hu abhi

Mai - aur woh kyu

Masoom & hospital mai joh tumnai maga ab mujhe cahaiye

Mai - ka......mai bol bhi nahi paaya kii uss nai mere hotho koo chusana shuru kar diya ek

lambi kiss ke baad mai hata

Gate par nock hua

Masoom - yeh shurbhi bhi naa galat time par aati hai

Mai - k baby mai chalata hu

Masoom - good night

Mai waha sai ghar aaya

Mai - are kaya sab yehi bethi rahogi

Saloni - aa gaya tuh kaisi hai woh

Mai - haa aaj sab ulti ulti baate kar rahe hai

Ritu -kaya hua bhai aap tense lag rahe ho

Mai - hhoti pata nahi kon hai joh meri hi shakal kaa fayada utha raha hai

Kirti - bhai aap humme sach kyu nhi bata rahe ho

Mai - toh meri bheno ko mera sach janana hai

Sab - haa pura tuta phutaa nahi

Mai - abhi nahi kabhi aaur abhi soona hai mujhe

Saloni - toh jaa soo jaa naa

Mai - aap kyu ghusa hoo rahi ho

Saloni - mai hoti kon huu tuh bus apni pari aur enn bandriyoo sai payaar karta raeh

Mai aur baato ke mood mai nahi tha mai bina khuch bole let gaya wahi

Saloni(man mai)-pata nahi kaya samajahata hai aapne aapko jawab bhi nahi diya

Mai etna thak gaya tha ki lete hi soo gaya ghari need mai

Need toh aa gayi par par dil mai abhi bechani thii mere aaj ki batoo ko lekar

Raat koo bichani ke karan meri need tut gayi maine time dekha 3:30 bej rahe the

Maine phone liya aur earphone lagakar gaane sunata hua balcony mai beth gaya aur sochane laga assaman ke taaro koo dekhata hua

Todhi dher baad khuch aawaj sunayi di maine dekha ki saamne niche floor par didi bethii thii

Mai - are didi aap yaaha aur nicche kyu bethii ho

Saloni - bus tujhe jaate hue dekha toh aa gayi kaya soch raha hai

Mai - kaya bola

Saloni didi nai mera earphone khicha - soch kaya raha hai

Mai- kuch khass nahi bus kal ki bato ko soch raha huu mujhe dar hai kahi yeh baat aage naa jaye

Saloni- haa enka kuch nahi pata sabki sab muh fat hai ekdum

Mai - didi agar mujhsai koi bhi galati hoo gayi ho gayi toh maaf karna

Saloni - kaisi baat karata hai bahla mai kyu bura maanugi

Mai - saayad aage kaaya hoga mujhe nahi pata bus aap mujh par vishwas rakhana

Saloni didi meri pass aa gayi - kaya hua dev

Mai unhe pakad kar ronne laga

Saloni - arre kaya hua tujhee

Mai - didi kudh apna dushman banata jaa rha huu aaj maine masoom par haath uthaya aur sumit ko gaali bhi dii

Saloni - par tum toh kah rahe the ki tum woh nahi the

Mai - par didi ek baar mujhe sapna aaya tha ki ek bura ensaan ban gaya hu aur
mai kuch bura ..mai chup hoo gaya

Saloni - bol naa bura kaya

Mai - khuch nahi mujhe lagata hai ki wohh mere hi andar h......................aaj ab apni marji saai bhar aakar mujhe control kar raha hai

Saloni - bus kar naa dev tujhe rota dekh kar mere dil par chhot lag rahi hai

Mai- ab mujhe dar hai ki kahi mai aap logo ke saath kuch naa kar do

Saloni - hum sav samabhal lenge

Mai - yahi toh hai tum sab mai koi ek baar sikayat bhi naahi karoge cahe mai kuch bhi kar doo par didi aap nahi samajh rahi hoo mai kis baat sai dar raha hu

Saloni - toh samjha de naa

Mai - nahi mai nahi bata sakata yeh sochana bhi mere liye kisi paap sai kam nahi hai

Saloni- bhai kyu andar hi andar ghut raha hai atit ko bhulana hi behtar hai

Mai dimag mai yeh baat ekdum point out hui - atit haa jaroor wahi hua hoga thanks didi aap nai meri tension dur ki hai

Saloni - hua kaya kaha jaa raha hai

Maj - akar baata hu didi

Maine thande pani sai muh dohya aur jane hi wala tha ki mujhe kuch yaad aaya

Mai- kis sai karwau apni behano koo khatrebmai kaise daalu

Mai didi ke pass gaya - didi sunana

Saloni - tuh gaya nahi abhi

Mai - didi kanya rashi kis ki hai aap mai enn sab mai

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Saloni - meri hai aur kirti ki kyu

Mai - kaya aap mera ek kaam karoge

Saloni khusi sai - mai

Mai- ha aap hi

Saloni - kyu nahi baata

Mai - soch loo khatra hai par mere hote hue khuch hoga nahi par jaruri naa hota toh mai

Saloni- woh koi mission hai kaya

Mai - haa mera life mission

Sab eth sath - kaya life mission

Mai - tum sab jaag rahi thi

Neha - aur nahi toh kaya aur aap keval didi koo lekar jaoge kaya hum bhi chalenge

Mai - mai party par nahi jaa raha

Sabke muh neeche latak gaye

Mai-acch baba lekar nahi jaunga par tum log live dekh sakete hoo aur shikha di aap meri saath chaloge

Shikha - yes boss

Kirti - bhai meri bhi toh rashi same hai

Saloni - par dimag abhi kaam hai tuh yahi beth kar maje le

Pari - aur aap waha par

Mai- shikha jara jakar wohh beg lao aur camera aur mike laga do apne aur humari body par

Shikha - yes boss

Phir hum teeno ready hue

Mai - chalo mera hath pakad lo un tenoo nai mera haath pakada aur hum gayab hoo gaye

Jab aakhe kholi toh saloni didi chila kar mere kaan phaad rahi thii

Mai - bus karo aa gaye hum

Saloni - yeh kon si jagaha sai

Maine apne haath sai mike aur camera ko aise dimention mai dala ki woh kaam kar sake yaha bhi

Mike mai - bhai yeh kaha hovaap

Mai - mai ek jaduyi jagha jaa raha hu jisko lost emperor kehate hai



Shikha - toh hume hi kyu laaye

Mai - kyuki yaha sirf raja yaa uss ke pariwar ka koi bhi sadasya aa sakate hai aur koi toh jaal kar raakh hoo jata hai aur tumhare andar toh mera khoon bhi hai

Saloni - yeh jamin pilpili si kyu hai

Mai - kyuki eeske niche jehar bhara hua hai agar aap meri bhen naa hoti toh abhi ess ke andar hoti

Tabhi waha tezz hawaye chalene lagi unn dono nai mere piche aakar mujhe pakad liyaa

Saamne dekha toh ek buri tuth ka danav aage aa raha tha

Saloni-yeh kaya hai

Mai - yeh chote goblins jaise hai naam hai "HIMAR JAATI" aur woh usska paltu janawar hai

Saloni - himar

Mai khuch bolene wala hi tha ki uss buri tuth wale nai apna hara zehar hum par chhoda mai dono ko pakad kar side mai ho gaya

Mai - tum dono uss pathar ke piche chup jao

Maine apni talwar nikali

Aur uss nai phir ek baar woh jehar chhoda maine uss paas jarkar uss ke jaban kaat dii woh edhar udhar bhaagnai laga

Tabhi uss ke dusri dusra chhodo joh bhi thi tha dawan hi toh tha uss nai ek waar mer gardan par kiya mai piche jhuk gaya uss nai dusra waar taagoo par kiya maine piche jhukate hue haath teka aur back flip mari uss nai meri peth par war kiya maine apni apni hath piche kar ke talwaar sai roka tabhi uss buri tuth wale nai phir sai Zehar fheka jis sai bach nahi paya

Himar jaati ke paltu janwaroo ki yah kahasiyat hai ki unn ka zehar phele aadami ko jama deta hai phir gaala deta hai

Mera ek hath hil nahi rha tha uss nai mujhsai ladana chhod diya aur unn dono ki taraf jaane lagi

Maine ek haath sath apni talwar uthayi aur uss ki taraf phek di uss ki speed etni thi ki 2 second mai hi wohh uss ke aar paar hoo gayi aur wohh blast hoo gayi

Aur talwar meri haath mai aa gayi wohh janwar meri tarf aane laga mai jhat sai apna hath uss ZEhar ke jamawat sai nikala aur uss ke paas aate hii uske muh mai haath daal kar faad diya

Aur phir unnke paass pahucha

Mai - are aap dono toh puri eeske hare khoon sai naha chuki ho

Shikha - aur tum bhi

Saloni- mujhe nahana hai badboo aa rahu eeeuue yeh kaisa khoon hai

Mai- acha hai tum donoo ke liye yaha swimming pool nikaloo

Saloni - bakawas band kar

Mai - bakawas nahi eenka khoon bahut hi kimati hota jis ang par laga loo wohh kabhi nahi badlega

Shikha - matlab ab hum hamesha asse hi rahenge

Mai- haa jawan rahene mai kaya burayi hai

Saloni - par tujhe yeh sab maloom hai hume kyu nahi

Mai - kyu ki devika meri biwi hai aapki nahi

Mai Jor sai has pada

Shikha - ho gaya ho toh kuch karo

Mai - yaha paas mai ek naadi hai

Saloni - ess banjar jagaha par

Mai - are nahi yeh danawo kaa ellaka hai hum lost emperor ki border par hai

Saloni - chalo jaldi mai aur nahi seh sakti yeh badbo

Hum teeno aage badhnai lage

Shikha -sidha wahi nahi lee jaa sakete the

Mai - nahi "UDANCHU" yaha varjit hai

Saloni - varjit kaya

Mai - ha matlab baadhit hai

Saloni - kaya bak raha

Mai - pata nahi kaya nikal raha hai muh sai mera matalb hai yaha allow nahi hai

Saloni - acha

Phir hum teenoo ek gate ke pass pahuche waha bhaut sai sipahi the

Mai - humme andar jaana hai

Sipahi - kanya laaye ho

Mai - haa yeh hai wohh

Sipahi - haha ha tum logo ki bhi bhidant hoo gayi himaro sai

Mujhe uss ki hasi par ghusa toh aaya par mai abhi nahi batana caah rha tha ki mai kon huu

Shipahi - apna hath aage karo ladkii

Mai- didi hath aage karo dyan rakahana yeh manushya hai

Abe kaya nikal raha hai muh sai

Siphai - thik par dyan rakahana aage musibat aa shakti hai

Mai - thik hai

uss nai unn ki bazoo par chaaku raha aur kaat diya thoda saa

Saloni-maa maaa aaaahhh bhaut dard hoo raha hai dev roko inhe

Mai - are bus todha saa dard hai

Phir uss nai ek laal pati waha par bandhi aur wohh panti bandahte hi unka ke shareer badalne laga unnke kapde badal gaye sharir par ek kavach aa gaya

Mai bhi ess sai hairan thaa

Sare sipahi apnai ghutano par beth gaye

Siphai - rajkumari ki jay ho humare bhagye khul gaye joh aap yaha aayi

Saloni - dev kaya hai yeh sab

Mai- esske bare mai nahi janata

Sipahi- Maaf kare maharani ji maine apke saath badsuluki kii

Saloni ko bhi todha aacha laga - thik hai ab hum jaaye andar

Sipahi- ji raajkumari humari kaya aukaat joh hum aapko rooke

Mai unnke saath andar aaya

Mere hassi nikal gayi

Saloni - kaya hua has kyu rahe ho

Mai - aapnai kaya bola "thik hai hum andar jaaye " ha ha ha ha ha

Saloni -hoo gaya hoo toh mujhe nadi ke pass le chalo mujhe bhaut ganda lag raha ess ke baad bhi

Shikha - mujhe bhi par mai kyu nahi badali

Mai - kyu jalan ho rahi hai

Shikha apne man mai khuch badbadanai lagi

Mai - ghussa mat hona kaya pata tum eense badi raajkumari ho

Shikha - agar ab ek baar aur hasa toh daant todh dungi

Mai - woh dekho nadi aa gayi

Hum teeno todhi dher wahi khade rahe

Mai - are jao naha loo yaha ek parinda bhi nahi aane wala

Shikha - parinde ke chhod tuh kab jayega yaha sai

Mai - oh sorry sorry

Mai waha sai thodi dur aa gaya

Mai - yeh mike kharab hoo gaya kaya

Maine uss par haath phiraya toh uss mai aawaz aane lagi

Mai - yar yaha aakar sare mantra yaad kaise aa rahe hai

Maine mike kaan mai lagaya

Mike (kirti ) - hello bhai bahi

Mai -haa kaya hua

Kirti -yeh didi ko kaya hua hai

Mai - kaya pata rajkumari ban gayi hai abhi toh

Kirti - aap essi liye nahi lekar gaye naa mujhe ki mai bhi ban jao mai baat nahi karungi aapsai

Mai - are baba sun to sahi kirti kirti

Pari -wohh nahi karegi baat par aap ki baate badi free lag rahi hai

Mai - haa pata nahi kyu bada Tarotaza mehsus kar raha hu

Pari - Tarotaza

Mai- ohh phir sai matlab anandit mehsus kar raha hu

Pari - kaya bol rahe ho

Mai-jaane de baad mei baat karunga

Maine apni jeeb bhar nikalii aur dekhne laga

Mai - meri jivhya ( tongue) koo kis ka sparash ( touch )

Maine apna muh aapne haath sai band kar liya

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