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Update-7(And the bad luck continues)
Aunty coffee le aai thi humne cups liye or usko waapis bhejdiya Anjana ne..
Anjana- you'll get all the resources you need CBI k pass sab kuch available hai harr gadget harr luxury thing...
Main-lol you know meri net worth kitani hai Jo Maine khud kamaai hai...meri family ki net worth to chhodo meri personal net worth kitani hai maalum....
Anjana-1080 Crore INR Jo surendra ne tumhe diye...
Main-nope woh tab thi jab surendra ne mujhe Diye they uske hotels ,malls ,restaurants and hospitals lekin uske baad Maine Uska CEO Rishi ko banaaya you know Rishi right...?
Anjana- yeah yeah mastermind behind everything and business tycoon of yours .....
Main-So usne 1.5 saal mein uss 1080 crore ko 1680 crore kardiya hai ...kaafi corrupt loggon ko nikaalna padda kaafi cheejain back to normal karni paddi and we were ready to go...and uske alaawa meri family ki net worth kaa toh fir kya kehne and tumhaara annual budget hai 700crore so bataao kiske pass jyaada resources hain...
Anjana- AP think about it you'll get all the power...
Main-mere pass already bahot hai power ....its a waste of time Madam you can't change my mind...
Anjana- OK OK I can't beat you in talking...
Main-no offense but no one can...
Anjana- so here is the thing tum bus humein ek do cases mein help karo and I'll provide you anything you want from CBI ...
Main-anything...?
Anjana-yep anything...? Not from me
from CBI...Main-i was talking about CBI ....
Abeer-ok done ...
Main-kya done be..
Abeer-Ye deal done humlog 1-2 cases mein aapki help karenge lekin per case aap humko ek favour dengi whatever we need any info any tips any leak any government shaking news anything...
Anjana- done...
Abeer-ok done...
Anjana- here are the files for red john case...
Main- thanks...
Anjana- ek or important baat ...
Main-ji...?
Anjana-As red john ne Pakistan mein kaafi tabaahi machaai hai or last time jab woh gayab hua tab usne Pakistan mein he woh building jalaai thi toh jaise he Pakistani janta ko ye pata chala ki Red John waapis aaya hai toh unlog ne protest suru kardiya ki government kuch bhi karke usse maare yaa maarne mein help kare taaki unke saheed sathiyon ko shanti mille or protest kaafi badh gaya toh Pak pm ne apne pm ko call kiya or suggest kiya ki FIA (Federal Investigation Agency Pakistan) k kuch agents CBI ki help karein iss case mein...ab Humaare pm sahaab Pakistan k sath kaafi ache ristey caahtey hain or woh kaamyab bhi rahein hai as pehle se kaafi ache relations hain Pak and India k So unhone accept karliya ki FIA ki ek team humaari help karegi ...or unke kuch agents yahaan hain or hum unhe taaltey rehtey hain tum bhi ye kar shaktey ho bus unhe fake leads detey rehna no problem at all...
Main-dekha isliye bola I hate CBI ...if they want to help then sure main bilkul unhe mana Nahi karunga They can help Red John ek international threat hai specially Pakistan mein toh bahot Nukshaan kiya hai usne toh laajami hai ki log protest karein ...or I respect ki Pak and India k relations kaafi ache horahe hain ...So I will let them help us...
Abeer-gajab Speech bawa gajab....
Anjana- OK as you wish .
Main-so ma'am ijaajat caahta hun...buhbye...
Anjana- listen gimme your no. Jab jarurat hogi call karlungi...
Main-actually to be honest hum dono k pass he mobiles nahi hain ...because abhi settle Nahi hue hain or shopping karni baaki hai...
Anjana- OK OK no problem here take my no.....
Main-thanks...
Anjana- see you...
Ye bolke humlog wahaan se uthey or bahaar nikale...
Main-wassuppp aunty...
Receptionist-go to hell..
Main- abhi 1.5 saal udhar he tha ...
Abeer-lol...Shyanpatti karti hai budhiya....Thokdunga ....
Main-lol...
Receptionist-you...rascals....
Main-bhag jaanwar...
Woh aunty humein Marne doudi lekin tabtak hum dono lift mein pohanch chukey they...or fir seedha neeche...
Abeer- jhantu budhiya....
Main-tune Uss CBI waali ko haan kaahe bola be...
Abeer-abe gandu soch kitani info le shaktey hain hum unse Woh CBI hai unke pass Woh info millegi Jo hum soch bhi nahi shaktey or badle mein kya karna hai kuch cases mein help bhisi easy...
Main-Haan ye baat Toh hai...
Abeer-toh..Sab soch samjh k karta apun...Teri tarah Flirt par dhyaan nahi rakhta main...
Main-Maal gajab hai bhai kuch bhi bol caahe ...
Abeer- degi toh lega iski...
Main-nahi degi Toh bhi lelun main toh...
Abeeer-ahahahahhahah.....
Humlog niche aae parking se car nikaali or nikal paddey ghar ki taraf ...
Abeer-abe Ye Bypass se lele city k Andar se jaaega toh traffic gand maarlega....
Main-abe Nahi yaar jhant baraabar road hai woh bahaar waala....
Abeer- woh 2 saal pehle tha ab nahi hai ....bhosdk sarkaar apni hai yahaan ab...
AP-ye toh hai...rukk ye aage Jo jhant baraabar gaadi hai usko hataane de bhosdka chutiya kaise chala Raha hai ....
Or at last humlog City k outside pohanchey wahaan se ek road sidha haryana enter hota hai Jo kaafi sunshaan hai as kaafi Lamba padd jaata hai toh koi use nahi karta + chori wori hojaati hai idhar kaafi lekin humlog udhar se he nikale as bulletproof car hai So no tension at all ...andherra hochuka tha ...
Abeer- bhosdk angrejj koi Hindi gaana he chala le....
Main-jaa be gareeb aadmi chup chaap sojaa piche....
Abeer- gand marwa....
9:00 baje they and Humlog almost 70% raasta paar kar chukey they ki mereko ek Aurat dikhi Road par khaddi hui....
Abeer- ye kya kar reli hai idhar ...
Main-who cares ...
Abeer-lift toh Dede be bechaari akeli lag rahi hai...
Main- lift maange toh dun aise he khaddi rahi toh side se nikal lunga...
Maine car slow kardi or woh aurat waise he khaddi rahi or jaise he main uske close pohancha usne Hath uthaaya lift k liye ....
Abeer-abe abtoh rokk...
Main- bhosdk trap hoga koi gand marr jaaegi bharre bajaar mein ...
Abeer- mujhe toh kuch nahi dikhraha bhisi humko konsa trap rokklega be or kya maalum sachmein akeli ho shakal se toh seedhe ghar ki lag rahi hai...help karenge toh kya jaaega ...
Main-bhosdk bhutani hui toh ...
Abeer-chupbe gandu horror story thodi hai...
Main-lol...
Or finally Maine usko cross karke brake laga di...gaadi rukktey he woh aage ko aai...usne jeans or top pehna tha 26-27 ki age hogi dikhne mein theek thaak thi...
Woh aage aai Maine sheesha niche kiya ....
Main- hello...
Lady- hi kya aap meri help kar shaktey hain...
Main-yep sure but questions first tum yahaan kaise kyun kab or kaahe ko ho...
Lady- actually main Delhi se aai hun or mujhe aage jaana tha main taxi mein thi but woh driver kaafi nashe mein hogaya yahaan takk aatey aatey or kaafi rough driving karne laga isliye main uttar gayi or usko waapis bhejdiya...
Abeer -ohh don't worry please come in ...
Ye bolke jaanwar ne piche waala darwaaja khola or BC usne khola he tha ki kissi ne darwaaja pakada or usme se ek gun Andar aai...or ek aadmi bola..
Aadmi-"hath uppar""....
Or itana suntey he humaari car k 4on taraf 4 aadmi aagaye with banduks...normal local pistols thi unke pass...
Main-what the fuckkkkkkkk....
Abeer-thats fucked up ....
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