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:biggboss:bc kitna pakau update diya be
humessa achaa update padhke kya karoge kabhi kabhaar pakau bhi padha karo Keep supporting
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Uodate-79(What the fuck.??)
Main jiya Or Ami bahaar aagaye... Ruhi Tara ko operation related stuff bataane lagi... Or 2 minutes baad woh bhi bahaar aagayi...
Main-So ok sabse pehle toh don't freak out we got everything under control...
Ruhi-hua kya...
Maine usko pura matter samjhaaya toh woh bhi darr gayi jo laajami tha..
Ruhi-oh my god oh my god oh my god...
Ami-Chill chill everything is good...
Ruhi-Ghar par...?
Main-Abeer is there...
Ruhi-Anshul...?(Ruhi kaa bhai..)
Main-College mein Hai Sam Rohit or Ravi k sath...
Ruhi-So ab kya...?
Jiya-kissi bhi second Pooja uski ip track karlegi and then woh uss ip se related mobiles laptops yaa dusri devices sab trace kar paaegi and bam usko pakad lenge humlog...
Or turant baad he Anjali Wahaan aai...
Anjali-Yo we got him... Canteen mein Hai woh..
Main-Oh hell yeah... AMI Tu Ruhi k sath rukk.. Lets get him guys...
Anjali-Hi Ruhi don't worry ok we got this...
Ruhi-I know.. I trust you guys...
Main Jiya or Anjali seedha canteen mein gaye Varsha, Meera, Pooja Or mangal Already wahaan they... Pooja laptop k sath thi...
Pooja-So i got his IP Or uss ip se related jitane bhi devices they Maine sab ko track kiya Toh unmein se ek mobile filhaal yahin hai and active hai or just humaare saamne hai Udhar woh Canteen k counter par...
Wahaan par Ek 30-32 age kaa chasmish type aadmi khadda tha ache khasse kapdon mein...
Anjali-Shakal se he Nerd lag raha hai ye toh...
uske alaawa ek ladki bhi wahaan thi or woh aadmi uss ladki k sath flirt kar raha tha yaa Atleast flirt karne ki try kar raha tha yaa harasse kar raha tha.. Lekin point ye tha wahaan uske alaawa ek Canteen kaa waiter he Tha jo kaafi purana banda hai isliye ye chasmis lawda he hacker hai...... It means ye wahi tha... Bc dikkat ye thi ki woh ladki abhi counter se meri taraf muddi toh maine dekha ki woh bahot he bhayanak maal thi kya gajab lag rahi thi bc ekdum jaise iska shareer alag se banaaya hai perfect body gora rang lambi height... Kull milake pataaka ekdum... Ab uss lawde ko toh pakadna he hai isko bhi kyun Jaane diya jaae.. Bc is part mein laakhon maal aachuke hain lekin hua kissi k sath kuch bhi nahi hai KYA bakchodi hai bhenchod... Gand mein daalega sab maal ko...
Chill beta chill hoga jaldi hoga..
Main-Whoa that girl is hot as fuck...
Anjali-Shut up we are in a case right here...
Main-Let me check first... Tumlog position lo tabtak...
Main seedha Unlog k pass gaya or wahaan se confirm hogaya woh lawda Jaan bujh kar uss ladki se baat karne ki try kar raha tha... Or ladki usme interested thi nahi...
Main-Well hello there...
Aadmi-Excuse me...
Main-kyun karun be tereko excuse main chal bhag.. ..? Madam everything all good here...?
Ladki-Ahhh! Kind of he is just asking for my number... Which I can't give...
Main-So force kyun kar raha haibe nikal...
Aadmi-Who are you...?
Main-Pata chal jaaega rukk thoda... So lets leave him out of the picture... Let me start this conversation again.. So hello there beautiful Girl I Am AP...
Ladki-Oh really AP... I mean the AP...
Main-Dekha be jhingur that's how you approach a beautiful girl...
Ladki-Stop you making me blush...
Main-And that's how you start the conversation.. Aise nahi ki gaya or "Hello Dear Can I get your no." Bc 1990 mein log kiya kartey they ye sab thoda toh upgrade ho aise tereko teri wife no. Naa degi toh yahaan toh sawaal he nahi uthata...
Aadmi-Excuse me I am talking with her...
Main-No you are not I am talking with her and you are disturbing both of us...
Ladki-Myself Partistha...
Main-Once Again AP...
Maine usase hath milaaya...
Main-So....
Aadmi-Dude move or there will be problems...
Main-Oh My god kitana Chutiya haibe tu...GUYS....
Ye suntey he apne log 4on taraf se aae guns taane uske uppar....
Anjali-Police stop right there...
Jiya-Hath uppar hath uppar...
Varsha-Hill matt don't move niche jameen par baith jaa...
Or ye sab ek sath bole bc uss aadmi ki gand fatt gayi usse shayad realise hua ki woh pakada gaya warna usse laga main kissi or reasons se yahaan hun kya chutiya banda hai...
Uss ladki ne bhi darr k maare hath uppar karliye...
Main-Arrey kya kar rahi ho ye uske liye tha tumhaare liye nahi you are good...
Parti-Oh my god...
Jiya-Mr. Sharon You Are under arrest...
Woh aadmi niche baith gaya or Jiya ne usko hathkadi pehnaai...
Aadmi-W. W. Ww.. W. What is this... Mujhe kyun arrest kar rahe ho tumlog...
Jiya-Sasural Chalke sab batati hun...
Aadmi-I am innocent Maine Kuch nahi kiya...
Jiya-Same here...
Parti-What is this...?
Main-nothing aap Bill pay karo apna...
Usne purse se Paise nikaalke bill pay Kiya apna...
Parti-so kon tha woh..
Main-Nothing he Is just a criminal woh got what he deserved...
Parti-Oh My god you just saved my life...
Main-Not really but Keh shaktey ho I saved your life... So I owe you one...
Parti-So what if i can equal us over a cup of coffee...
Main-that would be great...
Parti-Place and time...?
Main-Tum choose karo...
Parti-Kal shyaam 5 baje D Cafe...
Main-Done...
Anjali-Boss we gotta go... Media waale aane waalein hain crowded place hai...
Main-ok partishta nice to meet you... See you there tomorrow...
Parti-Atleast apna number dedo if plan change hua toh I can call you...
Main-Sure...
Maine usse apna no. Diya and then usko bye Bola abhi bhaari busy Tha apun... Ladki kaafi Mast thi ye 26-28 ki ummar hogi but apun k liye age doesn't matter... Humlog ne Sharon ko alag gaadi mein daala or hum RR mein aae.. Ab inn bhai sahaab ki khaatirdaari honi thi... Pooja ne laptop wagairaah daale apne bag mein...
Or exactly 20 minutes baad mere mobile par ek unknown no. Se call aaya Maine uthaaya toh saamne se ussi ladki ki awaaj aai...
Parti-Hi its me Partistha...
Main-Hey... Hello...itani jaldi call expect nahi kar raha tha main...
Parti-you know maine bahot suna tha tumhaare baare mein ki tum ye ho tum woh ho you are AP you are the best tum kitane tejj ho tumne kitane criminal ko pakadaa hai wagairaah wagairaah.. Lekin aaj ye sab galat prove hogaya mere saamne tum itane bhi tejj nahi ho you are just a normal college going boy..
Main-Kehna kya caahrahi ho Partistha ji...
Parti-Dumb Ass main Sharon hun...
Main-what the fuck what the fuck... Fuck the what....
Bhenchod...
Parti-Tumne galat aadmi ko pakad liya i mean you suck... Tumhe laga kaise woh jhandu aadmi Sharon ho shakta Hai... I mean this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life... And Mr. AP you failed... You can't get me now ill be long gone... Bye bye...
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Thanks bhidulog for all the love and support keep supporting as always...
that was hilarious dude...
