Update-71(Kidnapping Case..?????)
Rishi-Tumlog aarahe kya ghar ..?
Main-naa car hai idhar hum baad mein aatey..
Rishi-cool... Ok bro's great entertainment today.. Ghar par miltey..
Main - yo...
Mangal - bye be lawdo..
Unlog k Jaane k baad humlog waapis Stage se niche aaye niche Nicki Mam, Ritika Mam Ami Anjali Jiya Pooja unke alaawa 2-3 ladkiyaan or baaki humaari puri team thi...
Nicki-there they are our own champions...
Anjali-Dude that was so cool...
Jiya-sure it was...
Pooja-I don't like cricket that much but tum sab ne mann change karwaa diya...
Main-Haao Saara din lappy mein ghussi rahegi toh passand aaega bhi nahi...
Pooja-lol...
Main-thanks everyone... Team you guys did an excellent job Lucky Rohit gajab lead kiye tum dono And baaki Sab great contribution or baaki Sab supporters men aadha match toh tumhaare support se he jeet gaye they gajab energy dikhaai tumlog ne...
Sab-hell yeah..
Main-So we won this trophy for all of us... It was an great experience... Thanks.. Ab nikaltey humlog I am tired as hell..
Sabne ekdusre ko appreciate kiya and fir humlog nikale ghar k liye...Parking mein aae Main Ravi sam Anjali Jiya Pooja or Ami..
Anjali-Ami inlog k sath nikal jaa waise bhi aaj koi kaam nahi hai and Kal subah pick karlenge humlog tereko..
Ami-ok.. Thanki...
Anjali-OK guys humlog bhi chaltey bye..
Main-bye love you all...
Uske baad Anjali and team nikal gayi.. Or Parking se Ravi ne RR nikaali Toh Rohit kaa call aagaya...
Main-Yo Wassup...
Rohit-Bc sun Tu Nicki mam or Riti mam ko ghar drop kardega kya Main bike se aaya hun...
Main-No problem...
Rohit-Wohlog Gate 2 par hain...
Main-Sure...
Call disconnected...
Main-Abe gate 2nd se Nicki Mam ko pick karle...
Ravi-OK..
Main-Bc ye Rajat Ajay or deepak kidhar hain kitane time se baat naa hui teeno se...
Ami-I think they are on a case or something...
Main-really...?
Ami-Yeah...
Maine Deepak ko call kiya...
Deepak-Yo Bro...
Main-what the fuck bc kahaan ho tum 3no...
Deepak-busy as fuck bhai.. Kidnapping case hai ek uspar lagein hain..
Main-ek second hold kar...
Deepak-no problem...
Ravi gate 2 par aaya toh wahaan Nicki mam Riti mam k alaawa sneha Or Ashish bhi they.. Ashish ne unhe bhi drop karne ko kahaa toh Ravi ne sabko baitha liya..
Nicki-Mujhe laga tumlog nikal gaye ho..
Main-call karletey toh waapis aajatey.. You know better then that...
Nicki-awww. thanks...
Main-welcome... Give me 2 minutes ek call complete karlun...
Nicki-no problem carry on...
Main - Haan Deepak..
Deepak-yo..
Main-Haan toh kon kidnap hua..
Deepak-not sure kidnap hua hai yaa Fake report hai...
Main - what the hell abhi kidhar ho...
Deepak-Matka chownk par vehicles ki checking mein Hain main or Rajat bhai toh... Ajay police station mein Hai...
Main-sun Main aaraha udhar se let's meet up...
Deepak - cool... See you soon... Or suno call karliyo aatey he idhar hawaldaar log sabko rokk rahe aage main hun...
Main-NP...
Call disconnected...
Main-kidhar se nikaalega...
Ravi-Pehle Ashish and sneha ko drop kardetey hain fir Shankar k udhar se nikal lenge Mams ko drop karke..
Main-A ashish 2 minutes bichmein rukkein toh koi problem hai...
Ashish - koi dikkat naa Hai take your time..
Main-Sun Matka chownk par chal wahan se waapis aajaenge...
Ravi-Deepak hai udhar..?
Main-Haan Rajat bhi...
Ravi-okies...
Main-car kidhar gayi aaj madam...
Nicki - Servicing k liye...
Main-new lelo ab... That car sucks...
Nicki-no it doesn't abhi 1 saal pehle 30 laakh lagaaein hain are you serious..
Main-1 saal ek car mein kon rehta... Itana paisa hai kahaan jaaega woh..
Nicki-we only use our money...
Main-Toh uncle ko bolta hun woh apni property mere naam kar denge...
Nicki-lol..
Humlog Matka chownk par pohanchey toh as expected 1 Constable ne humaari bhi car rukwaai... Uske just aage Rajat next car ki searching karwaa raha tha...
Constable-license please sir...
Main - what the hell Haryana police in English not bad not bad...
Nicki-A stop... Don't disrespect.. Ravi Show him the documents...
Ravi-Nahi hain...
Nicki-what the hell...
Ravi-I mean ghar par hain...
Main-(chilaake) oye Deepak...
Deepak ne mujhe dekha or hansta hua udhar aaya...
Deepak-License nahi hoga haina...
Ravi - Dusri car mein rehgaya...
Deepak-Lol..constable tum aage waali check karo... They are with me...
Humein dekh Rajat bhi udhar aagaya..
Rajat-Bhaisahaab dekho toh kon aaya hai...
Main-Yo Rajat bhai... I missed you...
Nicki-Rajat bhaiya Namaste Deepak kaisa hai...
Deepak-Ye kahaan se awaaj aai...
Nicki-Hehe.. Piche...
Deepak--Nicki....wassup...
Nicki-All good... Lage paddey ho matlab...
Rajat-Kaam he ye hai yaar...
Deepak-ab Tumhaari tarah padha nahi shaktey students ko toh yahi karna padega..
Nicki-I am proud of you guys..
Rajat-Or jab Students in 3 jaise hon toh bilkul bhi nahi...
Main-What the hell Rajat bhai i thought u loved me...
Rajat-I Do...
Sam-apan is a very sincere student...
Ravi-main toh fir devta aadmi hun...
Rajat - LOL..
Main-ye kidnapping k liye he chal raha kya sab..?
Deepak-naa ye robbery case hai Abhi 2 ghantey pehle hui bank mein... 2 mill gaye 2 baaki hain...
Main - Kidnapping waala kya scene Hai...
Deepak-lamba scene hai... Help lagegi tumlog ki..
Main-Kal aatey subah fir..
Rajat-yo.. I don't think koi case bhi hai woh par still dekhiyo ek baar....
Ami-Yep even i didn't understand ho kya raha tha udhar... Jo lady thi complaint karne waali I didn't understand a word she said... I was like madam what the hell are you saying...
Main-Still dekhletey ek baar..
Ravi-yep..
Rajat-haao we need you as always...
Main-Abhi nikaltey yaar inlog ko drop karna hai...
Deepak-no problem... See you tomorrow..
Main-yo bye..
Nicki-Bye..
Ravi ne car ghumaai Ashish or Sneha ko drop kiya... Fir Nicki mam k bungalow ki side nikal liye...
Nicki-coffee peeyoge...
Main-nope I need sleep bad...
Nicki-good same i am tired so banaaney waali bhi nahi thi...
Ravi-Noukar bahot hain ghar mein don't lie...
Nicki-Still tumlog mereko banaaney ko boltey...
Sam-Boring.. Nicki mam you are so boring..
Riti-I agree..
Nicki-what the hell dude...
Main-You should go on with someone for a date sometime...
Nicki-I hate dating and you know that...
Main-my bad... See you are so boring...
Nicki-By the way tera kya scene Hai Riya se baat hui aane k baad...
Main-scene ekdum set hai naa woh meri taraf dekhti naa main uski taraf dekhta... Lets keep it that way...
Nicki-That fucking sucks dude.. I tried so hard for you guys to be together and that happened... Kitane time chala tha..
Main-15 hours... Lol update kaa title bhi yahi diya tha maine...
Nicki-You know Riti ko bhi bataaya Maine...
Riti-yep and I felt sad...
Main-don't be all good..
Riti-so new dhund rahe koi abhi...
Main-I tried... Baad mein Pata chala woh principal ki beti hai...
Nicki-lol tu kabse darrne laga...
Main-darra nahi i dont care lekin baad mein principal ko pata chalega toh woh sochega ki main uske liye uski beti kaa sahaara leraha ajeeb lagega...
Ravi-shut up you'll die single bitch now topic over...
Main--I had more girlfriends then you bitch...
Sam-main rude nahi sound karna caahta and I respect girls but hum teeno agar ginnaney baithein toh bahot jyaada hojaaengi...
Ravi-As sallu bhai says Bahot Rangeen jindagi gayi hai abhi tak...
Riti-lol... You know I like you guyss..
Main-Everyone likes us...
Sam-Except our enemies...
Ravi-and enemies se humaara matlab hai 60% of people ...
Riti - lol...
Humne un dono ko drop kiya and waapis haweli aae... Bahot thake hue they toh jyaada kuch kiya nahi bus movie dekhli raatko dinner karke so gaye... main kal college nahi Jaane waala Tha because I was tired as fuck... Sam or Ravi jaaenge...
Mast nind lene waala tha aaj bc main... Lekin meri nind ki gand maardi subah subah ek phone ne...
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