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Update:-29
Sia apni baat jaise hi khatm ki. Samne khadi ladki jise Captain, Chaturvedi ki girlfriend bata kar usse memni sambodhit kar diya tha. Wo khud ko dabang sabit karne ke liye Sia ko thappad marne ke liye hath badhyee.. Sia uske thappad ko rokti, itna kadad tamacha uske gaal par jari ki panch ungliyon ke nishan uske gaal par chhap gaye aur wo bechari ladkhada kar apne 1, 2 saheliyon par giri...
Kya kadada thappad ki awaj thi. Nisha aur uski dost thappad ki awaj sun kar hi hooting karti Sia ke pass pahunchi. Nisha ke sath uski 5-6 sathi aur thi. Ladkiyon ki 2 gange aamne-samne…
"In third year walon ne 2nd year walon ki ragging dhang se nahi lee thi kya?…. Nisha ki ek dost boli...
"Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai. Kyun na aaj dhang se inki ragging le li jaye. Senior ko bolo jaye yahan se. Hum jarra in second year ki murgiyon ko dekhe. Chut ki khujli mitane wale se itna prem kee ye unke kahe humare samne gang bana kar khadi hai"… Nisha ki ek aur dost boli...
"Kyon re Chaturvedi, tu aa kar humare samne baitha isse itiffaq samjh lete. Bencho ye murgiyon ki gange bina kisi baat ke senior ka rasta kaise rok lee. Kyon be khujli wale kutte, in khujli wali ktuttiyon ke sath kya plan kar ke aaya tha idhar"?
Nisha:- Senior tum jao class me der ho rahi hogi. In namuno ko aaj achhe se sikhati hun ki koi student ko management ki baat par apne sathi student ko plan bana kar chhedne ka kya anjaam ho sakta hai...
Bechara Sagar aaya to tha Sia ko samjhane, lekin ladki VS ladki me mamla ulajh gaya. Upar se Nisha. Nisha ke ladkiyon kee gange bahut badi terror thi uss campus me. Haan bhale Sagar ke local hone se, wahan laundon ke group me dabdaba kafi tha, lekin ladkiyon ke matter me bechara ja nahi sakta tha...
Captain:- Sagar ye teri chhuyi-muyi to behosh ho gayi lagta hai. Tu chinta mat kar aaj Nisha baby achhe se inko gange banane ki traning de degi. Aakhir senior hoti kis liye hain. Kyon baby...
Nisha:- Kyun nahi Captain. Aaj to hum Chaturvedi ko bhi sikhayenge ki juniors ki ragging kaise lete hain... Chalo re murgiyon jarra murgi ban kar baang lagao. Warna na jane kyun mujhe aaj second year hostel jane ki ikchha ho rahi hai…
"Kuchh beer ki bottol bhi le lenge. Lagta hai ek special class junior doctor ki nahi lagi"
"Kaun si class re Mehula"
"Aree wahi re "Thandi beer chut ke ander"… Aaj raat juniors ko pine ka tarika sikhate hain"…
"Iske third year walon ko bhi lapet. Kamini ne juniors ki thik se ragging kyun na lee"…
"Haan ye sahi hai. Canteen me humare samne ye second year wali udti firti pahunche ki himmat, un third year walon kee naakami ka natija hai"…
Hostel ki sabhi ek se ek khunkhaar, last year senior batch ke hatthe chadh gayi ye titliyan. Baton se balatkaar ka daur to waise hi shuru ho chuka tha. Un sab ki baat sun kar hi second year ki hostel kee ladkiyan kaanpne lagi thi. Kitni bhi minnaten ki lekin Nisha aur uske doston ne bhi "Choice is yours" round khel hi diya. "Ya to murgi bano, ya fir beer ke maze lo"…
Bechara Sagar aur uske panter. Hostel ki ladkiyon ke samne bhi kaun jaye. Ek to muh phat upar se ladkiyon ke gange ko touch bhi kar liye, fir to inki naari shakti Sagar Chaturvedi ke baap ka carrier kha jaye. Upar se yahan aukaad kiski kam thi. Sabhi to carorpati ke bacche hi the.
Sia to nikal gayi thi, lekin Joshi ke chakkar me bechara Sagar ki girlfriend ko pahle to Sia ka kadada thappad jhelna pada aur uske baad gang bana kar aayi second year ki ladkiyon ka gang bang to last year students kar rahi thi.
Khair laundon ke group me shanti varta shuru ho gayi. Jo niyam medical college ke purvaj tay kar ke gaye the, ussi hisab se faisla hona tha. Haan lekin Nisha ke ragging ka faisla pahle aaya tha, isliye ye ragging shanti prastav ke bahar thi.
Bechare Sagar ko jo hi thukai uski girlfriend ne kiya. Exactly 1 ghante tak non-stop wo bolti hi rahi aur jate-jate apne thappad ka hisab barabar karti, ek jordar thappad Sagar ke gaal par chipkati hui gusse me kahti gayi.… "Bencho aaj ke baad apne faltu ke matter me khicha to pichhe danda kar ke sidha kar dungi"…
Picche se Sagar ne rokne ki kosis ki. Wo itne gusse me thi ki apna sandel utar kar uske muh par maarti.… "Mujh se baat karne ki kosis bhi kiye to dekh lena Chaturvedi"…
Idhar ye three idiot break up ke baad 1000 rupye le kar pine ka plan bana rahe the. Aaj amiron ki tarah pine ka mood tha, isliye kuchh chillar aur batore, aur 2 khambe ke sath sabhi Vyas ke ghar pahunche. Din ka waqt tha. Mata ji Alka Shahstri aaram se apne bedroom me saas bahu aur unke bich ki sajis ko enjoy kar rahi thi. Bahan Nirali aur Bahan Jannat dono roj ki tarah apne kamre me group study me lagi hui thi. Haal me dhama-chaukdi ki aawaj se pahle Nirali aur Jannat ko khalal hui, dono ne bhi apna kitab band kiya aur sath chillayi…. "Tum three idiots ko koi kaam nahi hai kya? Kyon pareshan kar rahe ho?"…
Asif:- Kuchh nahi bus college ko le kar baaten kar rahe the...
Jannat:- Bhago sab hall se, upar chhat wale kamre me jao...
Riaz:- Bahut nahi bol rahi ho...
Alka Mishra apne kamre se chillayi.… "Teri juban jyada chal rahi kya? Wo dono to bol rahi hai. Main uth kar aa gayi to tabiyat se ilaj kar dungi. Bhago teeno hall se"…
Alka Mishra jaise hi action me aayi. Teeno bhag kar chhat par pahunche lekin tab bhi ek ghante tak upar niche karte rahe. Vyas ko pata tha bahar bomb bhi phoot jaye to uski maa bina serial khatm kiye niklegi nahi aur dono bahano ne kaand karte dekh liya to kisi tarah manaa lenge.
Teeno issi baat ka fayda utha kar poora kaand kar rahe the. Teeno kitchen me ghuse huye the. Asif aur Riaz kerosine wale chulhe par mast murga masala fry kar raha tha. Ghar me Nirali aur Pandit ji ko chhod baki sabhi maanshari the.
Unke aise bhojan pakane ki alag se vyavstha thi. Uska chulha bartan sab alag tha. Pakane ke liye ghar ke pichhe bagicha me ek chhota sa hissa bana tha pakane ke liye. Kitchen ka darvaja khole, saamaan utha kar le jao aur pakao…
Wo dono chiken pakane me lage huye the. Idhar Vyas paneer pakode aur pyaj pakode tal raha tha. Jaise-jaise item taiyar ho raha tha, upar chhat par parcel ho raha tha. Pata to teeno (Alka Shashtri, Nirali aur Jannat) ko bhi tha ki ye teeno koi kaand kar rahe hain, lekin kaun bistar se uth kar jaye.
Poore amiron wala chakhna le kar teeno chhat wale kamre me aaram se aasan lagaye. Aaj stock me koi kami nahi thi. 2 poora khamba. Amiron ki tarah variety wala chakhna. Bahut dino baad aisa mahol tha.
Pahla jaam uthaane ke sath hi ghamashan group discussion shuru ho gaya. Tay ye hua ki abhi kuchh din Sia ko space diya jaye taki ye na lage ki usse pareshan kiya ja raha hai. Baki 3 din ke baad, aane wale Sunday ke baad jo Sunday aayega uss din Sia ke yahan pahunch kar pahle manaya jayega ki... 'Unse milna na chhode".
Sawal jawab hona shuru huye ki Sia ye baat manegi ya nahi? Anth me fir wahi aaya, apni kaun si sharm paun pakad lenge, maani to thik na mani to paun khinch kar gira denge. Kamar tootegi to hospital me itminan se uske bed ke niche baithe honge...
Bich me hi Riaz break lagaate... "Jahilon, kamar todne se fayda nahi hai. Paun tod do"
Vyas aur Asif dono utsukta hai... "Paun todne ke fayde ginwa"..
Fir sapne sajne lage... "Paun tootega to Vyas kandhon ka sahara dega"….. "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to Vyas Sia ko college tak chhodne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to college se pick up karne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ka paun ban jayega aur usse har jagah le jayega, aur wapas ghar tak layega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ko 3-4 mahine sahara de de kar uske besahara zindgi ka sahara banega"…. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
Teeno peg par peg khinch rahe the aur nek vicharon ki suchi bana rahe the. Pichhe se udta hua ek chappal Riaz ke muh par pada aur waqt bhi na laga tha ki dusra chappal Vyas ke muh par...
"Kaun hai sala khali 2 chappal maar kar ruk gaya. Yahan teesra aadmi bhi baitha hua hai. Dum hai to usse bhi chappal maro"… Riaz chappal ko kinare kar ke Asif ki taraf dekh kar bol raha tha aur idhar Vyas aur Asif ki hawa tight...
Riaz:- Abeee aankhen kaahe faad rahe. Bhoot dekh liya kya?
Vyas, Riaz ke baal pakad kar chehra darwaje par ghumaya… Samne Pandit ji, Alka, Nirali. Jannat sab khade the...
Pandit ji Asif aur Vyas ke baal ko poore mutthi me daboch kar gasit'te huye.… "Alka uss teesre ko baal pakad kar thappad maarti hui niche lao. Bahut idea dene ka shuak hai na"…
Nirali:- Baba wo abhi inka medical me admission hua hai to thoda sa party mana rahe honge. Ghar par hi the na....
Papa ki padi ne muh khola... Pandit ji dono ko chhod kar Nirali ke pass pahunche aur ek chamet lagaate huye... "Nasha karega ghar par, aur tumhe sharm nahi aati un harmkhor ki vakalat karte huye... 3 takhti banao ja kar dono"
Thoda sa action Nirali ko dikhane ke baad fir se chillate huye… "Alka mujhe thappad ki awaj nahi aa rahi"..
Alka:- Aap unko le kar badhiye pandit ji. Main isse le kar aa rahi...
Na chahte huye bhi Alka Shahtri ko Riaz ke gaal bajate huye niche tak le kar jaana pada. Pandit ji teeno ko ghar ki boundry se baahar la kar, pahle Riaz fir Asif aur anth me Vyas ke baal ko pakad kar, gardan 360⁰ ghuma kar.. le thappad par thappad.
Teeno ka chehra laal tamatar jaisa ho gaya tha. Bhar pet thappad maarne ke baad teeno ki t-shirt aur baniyan utarwaye. Teeno sadak kinare upar poora nanga. Teeno ke gale me takhti tangi, jispar bold akshron me pandit ji ne likh diya.…
"Hum wo nalayak hai jo apne ghar me daru pite hain. Sadak par ladkiyon ko chhrte hain aur kisi ne naa kah diya to uske taang todne ki planning bhi karte hain. Kripya hume aas-pass dekhe to humse 10 fit ki duri bana le. Hum yadi aap ke ghar ke darvaje par khade ho to chappal maar kar bhaga de"…
Teeno ko lagbhag 4 pm baje khada karke pandit ji nikalne lage. Jane se pahle ki warming shuru thi.… Yadi mere aane tak yahan se gayab huye to teeno ki khal khinch lunga. Rajni... Rajni...
Sadak ke uss paar wale ghar se Rajni naam ki ek mahila sar par ghunghat odhe nikli... "Ji babu ji"..
Pandit ji:- Rajni staff ko bol kar aage ka camera teeno par focus karwao. Main aunga to poora video dekhunga.…
Pandit ji Cc tv ki baat kar rahe the. Ye poorana mohalla tha isliye ek poori gali hi Shastriyon ki thi. 4-5 generation poorv koi Shashtri gaanv se yahan aa kar basa tha aur bhaiyon me bantwara hote-hote poori colony bas gayi thi. Yahan basne wale sabhi bhai-bhatije hi the blood wale.
Rajni samne ke ghar me beauti parlour chalati thi. Apne ek staff ko awaj laga kar Rajni ne bahar ke camera ko adjust karwa diya. Jaise hi pandit ji gali ke bahar nikle, Rajni apne phone ke camera ka recording on karti, kisi press reporter ki tarah sawal ki...
"To bataeye barshat ke mausam me yun nange badan bahar khade hona kaisa lag raha hai"…
"To aaj ka case hai ladki ko chhedna aur uski taange todne ki planning karna. Itne mahan idea ki upaj kya pine ke kaaran aati hai ya dimag me aise khurafaat hosh me bhi rahta hai?"
Rajni bhabhi poore maje leti aur teeno nashe me halke hilte-dulte khade the. Dhire-dhire baat aag ki tarah fail gayi... Master sahab ne saja di hai. Poore mohalle ki ladke ladkiyan, bade bujurg sab aa kar dekhte aur hanste huye ja rahe the.
Karib 4 baje se 6 baje tak teeno bahar hi rahe aur jab tak pandit ji laut'te Asif ki maa Zarin Sheikh aur Riaz ke poore khandan ko ikatala kar chuke the. Jannat bhi kisi bahane se Asif ki girlfriend Asqa ko bula lee.
Sabse pahle Asqa hi dur gali se najar aayi. Dur se hi utsuk logon ki baat bhi usne suni jo hasnte huye kahte ja rahe the…. Bechare teeno, master sahab ne jarra bhi raham na kiya. Un logon ki baten aur Asqa ne dur se hi dekh liya najara. Ufff gusse me kya lag rahi thi. Tikhe nain-naksh aur uspar ye gussa...
Vyas ki najar Asqa par gayi. Bade hi dhime se... "Kaleja majboot kar le. Dono (Nirali aur Jannat) me se kisi ne teri wali ko bula liya"…
Asif gardan ghuma kar dekha aur fir samne dekhte.… "Lag gaye apne. Bhai ye Sia panauti hai bhul ja."
Asqa jab tak teeno ke pass pahunch chuki thi. Teeno muh niche jhukaye khade the. Asqa, Asif ke thik samne khadi ho kar, gusse me poora ghurti.… "Tumhari kartoot takhti par latki hai aur muh se gatar ki baas. Kal phone karo".
Asqa aayi apne gusse ka izhar ki aur wapas chalte bani. Asif roni si soorat banate... "Kal kahin break up na kar le"…
Asif ki baat sun kar pichhe se Vyas, "Asqa" ka naam le kar chillaya. Asqa jaise hi pichhe mudi.. Riaz aur Vyas ek sath laybadhh ho kar... "Tera break up hua to main patane ki kosis karunga"…
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Bahut khub, jabarjast. Ye teeno na sudharane wale
Haha lanjawab update janab ....
Do vayakti dono ka apna style attitude ya yu kahe ki andaz hai jindgi jeene ka . Dono character ko kya bakhubi likh rhy ho nain bhai .intzar us din ka hai jab ye dono kirdar aamne samne honge ... Wese tikdi ki harkate chirag arsi ki yad dila di ...
Do vayakti dono ka apna style attitude ya yu kahe ki andaz hai jindgi jeene ka . Dono character ko kya bakhubi likh rhy ho nain bhai .intzar us din ka hai jab ye dono kirdar aamne samne honge ... Wese tikdi ki harkate chirag arsi ki yad dila di ...
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Parbhavshaali update mitrvarUpdate:-29
Sia apni baat jaise hi khatm ki. Samne khadi ladki jise Captain, Chaturvedi ki girlfriend bata kar usse memni sambodhit kar diya tha. Wo khud ko dabang sabit karne ke liye Sia ko thappad marne ke liye hath badhyee.. Sia uske thappad ko rokti, itna kadad tamacha uske gaal par jari ki panch ungliyon ke nishan uske gaal par chhap gaye aur wo bechari ladkhada kar apne 1, 2 saheliyon par giri...
Kya kadada thappad ki awaj thi. Nisha aur uski dost thappad ki awaj sun kar hi hooting karti Sia ke pass pahunchi. Nisha ke sath uski 5-6 sathi aur thi. Ladkiyon ki 2 gange aamne-samne…
"In third year walon ne 2nd year walon ki ragging dhang se nahi lee thi kya?…. Nisha ki ek dost boli...
"Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai. Kyun na aaj dhang se inki ragging le li jaye. Senior ko bolo jaye yahan se. Hum jarra in second year ki murgiyon ko dekhe. Chut ki khujli mitane wale se itna prem kee ye unke kahe humare samne gang bana kar khadi hai"… Nisha ki ek aur dost boli...
"Kyon re Chaturvedi, tu aa kar humare samne baitha isse itiffaq samjh lete. Bencho ye murgiyon ki gange bina kisi baat ke senior ka rasta kaise rok lee. Kyon be khujli wale kutte, in khujli wali ktuttiyon ke sath kya plan kar ke aaya tha idhar"?
Nisha:- Senior tum jao class me der ho rahi hogi. In namuno ko aaj achhe se sikhati hun ki koi student ko management ki baat par apne sathi student ko plan bana kar chhedne ka kya anjaam ho sakta hai...
Bechara Sagar aaya to tha Sia ko samjhane, lekin ladki VS ladki me mamla ulajh gaya. Upar se Nisha. Nisha ke ladkiyon kee gange bahut badi terror thi uss campus me. Haan bhale Sagar ke local hone se, wahan laundon ke group me dabdaba kafi tha, lekin ladkiyon ke matter me bechara ja nahi sakta tha...
Captain:- Sagar ye teri chhuyi-muyi to behosh ho gayi lagta hai. Tu chinta mat kar aaj Nisha baby achhe se inko gange banane ki traning de degi. Aakhir senior hoti kis liye hain. Kyon baby...
Nisha:- Kyun nahi Captain. Aaj to hum Chaturvedi ko bhi sikhayenge ki juniors ki ragging kaise lete hain... Chalo re murgiyon jarra murgi ban kar baang lagao. Warna na jane kyun mujhe aaj second year hostel jane ki ikchha ho rahi hai…
"Kuchh beer ki bottol bhi le lenge. Lagta hai ek special class junior doctor ki nahi lagi"
"Kaun si class re Mehula"
"Aree wahi re "Thandi beer chut ke ander"… Aaj raat juniors ko pine ka tarika sikhate hain"…
"Iske third year walon ko bhi lapet. Kamini ne juniors ki thik se ragging kyun na lee"…
"Haan ye sahi hai. Canteen me humare samne ye second year wali udti firti pahunche ki himmat, un third year walon kee naakami ka natija hai"…
Hostel ki sabhi ek se ek khunkhaar, last year senior batch ke hatthe chadh gayi ye titliyan. Baton se balatkaar ka daur to waise hi shuru ho chuka tha. Un sab ki baat sun kar hi second year ki hostel kee ladkiyan kaanpne lagi thi. Kitni bhi minnaten ki lekin Nisha aur uske doston ne bhi "Choice is yours" round khel hi diya. "Ya to murgi bano, ya fir beer ke maze lo"…
Bechara Sagar aur uske panter. Hostel ki ladkiyon ke samne bhi kaun jaye. Ek to muh phat upar se ladkiyon ke gange ko touch bhi kar liye, fir to inki naari shakti Sagar Chaturvedi ke baap ka carrier kha jaye. Upar se yahan aukaad kiski kam thi. Sabhi to carorpati ke bacche hi the.
Sia to nikal gayi thi, lekin Joshi ke chakkar me bechara Sagar ki girlfriend ko pahle to Sia ka kadada thappad jhelna pada aur uske baad gang bana kar aayi second year ki ladkiyon ka gang bang to last year students kar rahi thi.
Khair laundon ke group me shanti varta shuru ho gayi. Jo niyam medical college ke purvaj tay kar ke gaye the, ussi hisab se faisla hona tha. Haan lekin Nisha ke ragging ka faisla pahle aaya tha, isliye ye ragging shanti prastav ke bahar thi.
Bechare Sagar ko jo hi thukai uski girlfriend ne kiya. Exactly 1 ghante tak non-stop wo bolti hi rahi aur jate-jate apne thappad ka hisab barabar karti, ek jordar thappad Sagar ke gaal par chipkati hui gusse me kahti gayi.… "Bencho aaj ke baad apne faltu ke matter me khicha to pichhe danda kar ke sidha kar dungi"…
Picche se Sagar ne rokne ki kosis ki. Wo itne gusse me thi ki apna sandel utar kar uske muh par maarti.… "Mujh se baat karne ki kosis bhi kiye to dekh lena Chaturvedi"…
Idhar ye three idiot break up ke baad 1000 rupye le kar pine ka plan bana rahe the. Aaj amiron ki tarah pine ka mood tha, isliye kuchh chillar aur batore, aur 2 khambe ke sath sabhi Vyas ke ghar pahunche. Din ka waqt tha. Mata ji Alka Shahstri aaram se apne bedroom me saas bahu aur unke bich ki sajis ko enjoy kar rahi thi. Bahan Nirali aur Bahan Jannat dono roj ki tarah apne kamre me group study me lagi hui thi. Haal me dhama-chaukdi ki aawaj se pahle Nirali aur Jannat ko khalal hui, dono ne bhi apna kitab band kiya aur sath chillayi…. "Tum three idiots ko koi kaam nahi hai kya? Kyon pareshan kar rahe ho?"…
Asif:- Kuchh nahi bus college ko le kar baaten kar rahe the...
Jannat:- Bhago sab hall se, upar chhat wale kamre me jao...
Riaz:- Bahut nahi bol rahi ho...
Alka Mishra apne kamre se chillayi.… "Teri juban jyada chal rahi kya? Wo dono to bol rahi hai. Main uth kar aa gayi to tabiyat se ilaj kar dungi. Bhago teeno hall se"…
Alka Mishra jaise hi action me aayi. Teeno bhag kar chhat par pahunche lekin tab bhi ek ghante tak upar niche karte rahe. Vyas ko pata tha bahar bomb bhi phoot jaye to uski maa bina serial khatm kiye niklegi nahi aur dono bahano ne kaand karte dekh liya to kisi tarah manaa lenge.
Teeno issi baat ka fayda utha kar poora kaand kar rahe the. Teeno kitchen me ghuse huye the. Asif aur Riaz kerosine wale chulhe par mast murga masala fry kar raha tha. Ghar me Nirali aur Pandit ji ko chhod baki sabhi maanshari the.
Unke aise bhojan pakane ki alag se vyavstha thi. Uska chulha bartan sab alag tha. Pakane ke liye ghar ke pichhe bagicha me ek chhota sa hissa bana tha pakane ke liye. Kitchen ka darvaja khole, saamaan utha kar le jao aur pakao…
Wo dono chiken pakane me lage huye the. Idhar Vyas paneer pakode aur pyaj pakode tal raha tha. Jaise-jaise item taiyar ho raha tha, upar chhat par parcel ho raha tha. Pata to teeno (Alka Shashtri, Nirali aur Jannat) ko bhi tha ki ye teeno koi kaand kar rahe hain, lekin kaun bistar se uth kar jaye.
Poore amiron wala chakhna le kar teeno chhat wale kamre me aaram se aasan lagaye. Aaj stock me koi kami nahi thi. 2 poora khamba. Amiron ki tarah variety wala chakhna. Bahut dino baad aisa mahol tha.
Pahla jaam uthaane ke sath hi ghamashan group discussion shuru ho gaya. Tay ye hua ki abhi kuchh din Sia ko space diya jaye taki ye na lage ki usse pareshan kiya ja raha hai. Baki 3 din ke baad, aane wale Sunday ke baad jo Sunday aayega uss din Sia ke yahan pahunch kar pahle manaya jayega ki... 'Unse milna na chhode".
Sawal jawab hona shuru huye ki Sia ye baat manegi ya nahi? Anth me fir wahi aaya, apni kaun si sharm paun pakad lenge, maani to thik na mani to paun khinch kar gira denge. Kamar tootegi to hospital me itminan se uske bed ke niche baithe honge...
Bich me hi Riaz break lagaate... "Jahilon, kamar todne se fayda nahi hai. Paun tod do"
Vyas aur Asif dono utsukta hai... "Paun todne ke fayde ginwa"..
Fir sapne sajne lage... "Paun tootega to Vyas kandhon ka sahara dega"….. "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to Vyas Sia ko college tak chhodne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to college se pick up karne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ka paun ban jayega aur usse har jagah le jayega, aur wapas ghar tak layega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ko 3-4 mahine sahara de de kar uske besahara zindgi ka sahara banega"…. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
Teeno peg par peg khinch rahe the aur nek vicharon ki suchi bana rahe the. Pichhe se udta hua ek chappal Riaz ke muh par pada aur waqt bhi na laga tha ki dusra chappal Vyas ke muh par...
"Kaun hai sala khali 2 chappal maar kar ruk gaya. Yahan teesra aadmi bhi baitha hua hai. Dum hai to usse bhi chappal maro"… Riaz chappal ko kinare kar ke Asif ki taraf dekh kar bol raha tha aur idhar Vyas aur Asif ki hawa tight...
Riaz:- Abeee aankhen kaahe faad rahe. Bhoot dekh liya kya?
Vyas, Riaz ke baal pakad kar chehra darwaje par ghumaya… Samne Pandit ji, Alka, Nirali. Jannat sab khade the...
Pandit ji Asif aur Vyas ke baal ko poore mutthi me daboch kar gasit'te huye.… "Alka uss teesre ko baal pakad kar thappad maarti hui niche lao. Bahut idea dene ka shuak hai na"…
Nirali:- Baba wo abhi inka medical me admission hua hai to thoda sa party mana rahe honge. Ghar par hi the na....
Papa ki padi ne muh khola... Pandit ji dono ko chhod kar Nirali ke pass pahunche aur ek chamet lagaate huye... "Nasha karega ghar par, aur tumhe sharm nahi aati un harmkhor ki vakalat karte huye... 3 takhti banao ja kar dono"
Thoda sa action Nirali ko dikhane ke baad fir se chillate huye… "Alka mujhe thappad ki awaj nahi aa rahi"..
Alka:- Aap unko le kar badhiye pandit ji. Main isse le kar aa rahi...
Na chahte huye bhi Alka Shahtri ko Riaz ke gaal bajate huye niche tak le kar jaana pada. Pandit ji teeno ko ghar ki boundry se baahar la kar, pahle Riaz fir Asif aur anth me Vyas ke baal ko pakad kar, gardan 360⁰ ghuma kar.. le thappad par thappad.
Teeno ka chehra laal tamatar jaisa ho gaya tha. Bhar pet thappad maarne ke baad teeno ki t-shirt aur baniyan utarwaye. Teeno sadak kinare upar poora nanga. Teeno ke gale me takhti tangi, jispar bold akshron me pandit ji ne likh diya.…
"Hum wo nalayak hai jo apne ghar me daru pite hain. Sadak par ladkiyon ko chhrte hain aur kisi ne naa kah diya to uske taang todne ki planning bhi karte hain. Kripya hume aas-pass dekhe to humse 10 fit ki duri bana le. Hum yadi aap ke ghar ke darvaje par khade ho to chappal maar kar bhaga de"…
Teeno ko lagbhag 4 pm baje khada karke pandit ji nikalne lage. Jane se pahle ki warming shuru thi.… Yadi mere aane tak yahan se gayab huye to teeno ki khal khinch lunga. Rajni... Rajni...
Sadak ke uss paar wale ghar se Rajni naam ki ek mahila sar par ghunghat odhe nikli... "Ji babu ji"..
Pandit ji:- Rajni staff ko bol kar aage ka camera teeno par focus karwao. Main aunga to poora video dekhunga.…
Pandit ji Cc tv ki baat kar rahe the. Ye poorana mohalla tha isliye ek poori gali hi Shastriyon ki thi. 4-5 generation poorv koi Shashtri gaanv se yahan aa kar basa tha aur bhaiyon me bantwara hote-hote poori colony bas gayi thi. Yahan basne wale sabhi bhai-bhatije hi the blood wale.
Rajni samne ke ghar me beauti parlour chalati thi. Apne ek staff ko awaj laga kar Rajni ne bahar ke camera ko adjust karwa diya. Jaise hi pandit ji gali ke bahar nikle, Rajni apne phone ke camera ka recording on karti, kisi press reporter ki tarah sawal ki...
"To bataeye barshat ke mausam me yun nange badan bahar khade hona kaisa lag raha hai"…
"To aaj ka case hai ladki ko chhedna aur uski taange todne ki planning karna. Itne mahan idea ki upaj kya pine ke kaaran aati hai ya dimag me aise khurafaat hosh me bhi rahta hai?"
Rajni bhabhi poore maje leti aur teeno nashe me halke hilte-dulte khade the. Dhire-dhire baat aag ki tarah fail gayi... Master sahab ne saja di hai. Poore mohalle ki ladke ladkiyan, bade bujurg sab aa kar dekhte aur hanste huye ja rahe the.
Karib 4 baje se 6 baje tak teeno bahar hi rahe aur jab tak pandit ji laut'te Asif ki maa Zarin Sheikh aur Riaz ke poore khandan ko ikatala kar chuke the. Jannat bhi kisi bahane se Asif ki girlfriend Asqa ko bula lee.
Sabse pahle Asqa hi dur gali se najar aayi. Dur se hi utsuk logon ki baat bhi usne suni jo hasnte huye kahte ja rahe the…. Bechare teeno, master sahab ne jarra bhi raham na kiya. Un logon ki baten aur Asqa ne dur se hi dekh liya najara. Ufff gusse me kya lag rahi thi. Tikhe nain-naksh aur uspar ye gussa...
Vyas ki najar Asqa par gayi. Bade hi dhime se... "Kaleja majboot kar le. Dono (Nirali aur Jannat) me se kisi ne teri wali ko bula liya"…
Asif gardan ghuma kar dekha aur fir samne dekhte.… "Lag gaye apne. Bhai ye Sia panauti hai bhul ja."
Asqa jab tak teeno ke pass pahunch chuki thi. Teeno muh niche jhukaye khade the. Asqa, Asif ke thik samne khadi ho kar, gusse me poora ghurti.… "Tumhari kartoot takhti par latki hai aur muh se gatar ki baas. Kal phone karo".
Asqa aayi apne gusse ka izhar ki aur wapas chalte bani. Asif roni si soorat banate... "Kal kahin break up na kar le"…
Asif ki baat sun kar pichhe se Vyas, "Asqa" ka naam le kar chillaya. Asqa jaise hi pichhe mudi.. Riaz aur Vyas ek sath laybadhh ho kar... "Tera break up hua to main patane ki kosis karunga"…
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Sia ke jaane ke baad to sama hi baandh diya ladkiyo ne alag alag nushkho se ilaj karke in 2nd year waali ladkiyo ka
Aishi murgi aur bear to bahut mushkil se milti hai black me shaayad lekhak mahoday se kahker online mangwaana pade
Aur idher bhi teeno rangruto ko murgi aur madira ki bhinn bhinn variety bhari pad gayi chakhne sang
Jo pandit ji ne dhoya teeno ko tabiyat se aur unki kartuto ki kahani takhti ke rup me tang kar chale gaye ghar se bahar gali me khada karke to rahi sahi kasar asqa ne puri kar di aakar
Rajni bhabhi ne bhi mast recording ki kash yeh recording Sia ke pass chali jaaye to nahle pe dahla ho jaaye
Tu hosh me thi ki phir bhi hume pahchaan na paayi
Ek hum hai ki pikar bhi tera naam lete rahe asqa asqa asqa asqa asqa asqa asqa
Teen tilange Vyas Asif Riaz
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Sia apni baat jaise hi khatm ki. Samne khadi ladki jise Captain, Chaturvedi ki girlfriend bata kar usse memni sambodhit kar diya tha. Wo khud ko dabang sabit karne ke liye Sia ko thappad marne ke liye hath badhyee.. Sia uske thappad ko rokti, itna kadad tamacha uske gaal par jari ki panch ungliyon ke nishan uske gaal par chhap gaye aur wo bechari ladkhada kar apne 1, 2 saheliyon par giri...
Kya kadada thappad ki awaj thi. Nisha aur uski dost thappad ki awaj sun kar hi hooting karti Sia ke pass pahunchi. Nisha ke sath uski 5-6 sathi aur thi. Ladkiyon ki 2 gange aamne-samne…
"In third year walon ne 2nd year walon ki ragging dhang se nahi lee thi kya?…. Nisha ki ek dost boli...
"Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai. Kyun na aaj dhang se inki ragging le li jaye. Senior ko bolo jaye yahan se. Hum jarra in second year ki murgiyon ko dekhe. Chut ki khujli mitane wale se itna prem kee ye unke kahe humare samne gang bana kar khadi hai"… Nisha ki ek aur dost boli...
"Kyon re Chaturvedi, tu aa kar humare samne baitha isse itiffaq samjh lete. Bencho ye murgiyon ki gange bina kisi baat ke senior ka rasta kaise rok lee. Kyon be khujli wale kutte, in khujli wali ktuttiyon ke sath kya plan kar ke aaya tha idhar"?
Nisha:- Senior tum jao class me der ho rahi hogi. In namuno ko aaj achhe se sikhati hun ki koi student ko management ki baat par apne sathi student ko plan bana kar chhedne ka kya anjaam ho sakta hai...
Bechara Sagar aaya to tha Sia ko samjhane, lekin ladki VS ladki me mamla ulajh gaya. Upar se Nisha. Nisha ke ladkiyon kee gange bahut badi terror thi uss campus me. Haan bhale Sagar ke local hone se, wahan laundon ke group me dabdaba kafi tha, lekin ladkiyon ke matter me bechara ja nahi sakta tha...
Captain:- Sagar ye teri chhuyi-muyi to behosh ho gayi lagta hai. Tu chinta mat kar aaj Nisha baby achhe se inko gange banane ki traning de degi. Aakhir senior hoti kis liye hain. Kyon baby...
Nisha:- Kyun nahi Captain. Aaj to hum Chaturvedi ko bhi sikhayenge ki juniors ki ragging kaise lete hain... Chalo re murgiyon jarra murgi ban kar baang lagao. Warna na jane kyun mujhe aaj second year hostel jane ki ikchha ho rahi hai…
"Kuchh beer ki bottol bhi le lenge. Lagta hai ek special class junior doctor ki nahi lagi"
"Kaun si class re Mehula"
"Aree wahi re "Thandi beer chut ke ander"… Aaj raat juniors ko pine ka tarika sikhate hain"…
"Iske third year walon ko bhi lapet. Kamini ne juniors ki thik se ragging kyun na lee"…
"Haan ye sahi hai. Canteen me humare samne ye second year wali udti firti pahunche ki himmat, un third year walon kee naakami ka natija hai"…
Hostel ki sabhi ek se ek khunkhaar, last year senior batch ke hatthe chadh gayi ye titliyan. Baton se balatkaar ka daur to waise hi shuru ho chuka tha. Un sab ki baat sun kar hi second year ki hostel kee ladkiyan kaanpne lagi thi. Kitni bhi minnaten ki lekin Nisha aur uske doston ne bhi "Choice is yours" round khel hi diya. "Ya to murgi bano, ya fir beer ke maze lo"…
Bechara Sagar aur uske panter. Hostel ki ladkiyon ke samne bhi kaun jaye. Ek to muh phat upar se ladkiyon ke gange ko touch bhi kar liye, fir to inki naari shakti Sagar Chaturvedi ke baap ka carrier kha jaye. Upar se yahan aukaad kiski kam thi. Sabhi to carorpati ke bacche hi the.
Sia to nikal gayi thi, lekin Joshi ke chakkar me bechara Sagar ki girlfriend ko pahle to Sia ka kadada thappad jhelna pada aur uske baad gang bana kar aayi second year ki ladkiyon ka gang bang to last year students kar rahi thi.
Khair laundon ke group me shanti varta shuru ho gayi. Jo niyam medical college ke purvaj tay kar ke gaye the, ussi hisab se faisla hona tha. Haan lekin Nisha ke ragging ka faisla pahle aaya tha, isliye ye ragging shanti prastav ke bahar thi.
Bechare Sagar ko jo hi thukai uski girlfriend ne kiya. Exactly 1 ghante tak non-stop wo bolti hi rahi aur jate-jate apne thappad ka hisab barabar karti, ek jordar thappad Sagar ke gaal par chipkati hui gusse me kahti gayi.… "Bencho aaj ke baad apne faltu ke matter me khicha to pichhe danda kar ke sidha kar dungi"…
Picche se Sagar ne rokne ki kosis ki. Wo itne gusse me thi ki apna sandel utar kar uske muh par maarti.… "Mujh se baat karne ki kosis bhi kiye to dekh lena Chaturvedi"…
Idhar ye three idiot break up ke baad 1000 rupye le kar pine ka plan bana rahe the. Aaj amiron ki tarah pine ka mood tha, isliye kuchh chillar aur batore, aur 2 khambe ke sath sabhi Vyas ke ghar pahunche. Din ka waqt tha. Mata ji Alka Shahstri aaram se apne bedroom me saas bahu aur unke bich ki sajis ko enjoy kar rahi thi. Bahan Nirali aur Bahan Jannat dono roj ki tarah apne kamre me group study me lagi hui thi. Haal me dhama-chaukdi ki aawaj se pahle Nirali aur Jannat ko khalal hui, dono ne bhi apna kitab band kiya aur sath chillayi…. "Tum three idiots ko koi kaam nahi hai kya? Kyon pareshan kar rahe ho?"…
Asif:- Kuchh nahi bus college ko le kar baaten kar rahe the...
Jannat:- Bhago sab hall se, upar chhat wale kamre me jao...
Riaz:- Bahut nahi bol rahi ho...
Alka Mishra apne kamre se chillayi.… "Teri juban jyada chal rahi kya? Wo dono to bol rahi hai. Main uth kar aa gayi to tabiyat se ilaj kar dungi. Bhago teeno hall se"…
Alka Mishra jaise hi action me aayi. Teeno bhag kar chhat par pahunche lekin tab bhi ek ghante tak upar niche karte rahe. Vyas ko pata tha bahar bomb bhi phoot jaye to uski maa bina serial khatm kiye niklegi nahi aur dono bahano ne kaand karte dekh liya to kisi tarah manaa lenge.
Teeno issi baat ka fayda utha kar poora kaand kar rahe the. Teeno kitchen me ghuse huye the. Asif aur Riaz kerosine wale chulhe par mast murga masala fry kar raha tha. Ghar me Nirali aur Pandit ji ko chhod baki sabhi maanshari the.
Unke aise bhojan pakane ki alag se vyavstha thi. Uska chulha bartan sab alag tha. Pakane ke liye ghar ke pichhe bagicha me ek chhota sa hissa bana tha pakane ke liye. Kitchen ka darvaja khole, saamaan utha kar le jao aur pakao…
Wo dono chiken pakane me lage huye the. Idhar Vyas paneer pakode aur pyaj pakode tal raha tha. Jaise-jaise item taiyar ho raha tha, upar chhat par parcel ho raha tha. Pata to teeno (Alka Shashtri, Nirali aur Jannat) ko bhi tha ki ye teeno koi kaand kar rahe hain, lekin kaun bistar se uth kar jaye.
Poore amiron wala chakhna le kar teeno chhat wale kamre me aaram se aasan lagaye. Aaj stock me koi kami nahi thi. 2 poora khamba. Amiron ki tarah variety wala chakhna. Bahut dino baad aisa mahol tha.
Pahla jaam uthaane ke sath hi ghamashan group discussion shuru ho gaya. Tay ye hua ki abhi kuchh din Sia ko space diya jaye taki ye na lage ki usse pareshan kiya ja raha hai. Baki 3 din ke baad, aane wale Sunday ke baad jo Sunday aayega uss din Sia ke yahan pahunch kar pahle manaya jayega ki... 'Unse milna na chhode".
Sawal jawab hona shuru huye ki Sia ye baat manegi ya nahi? Anth me fir wahi aaya, apni kaun si sharm paun pakad lenge, maani to thik na mani to paun khinch kar gira denge. Kamar tootegi to hospital me itminan se uske bed ke niche baithe honge...
Bich me hi Riaz break lagaate... "Jahilon, kamar todne se fayda nahi hai. Paun tod do"
Vyas aur Asif dono utsukta hai... "Paun todne ke fayde ginwa"..
Fir sapne sajne lage... "Paun tootega to Vyas kandhon ka sahara dega"….. "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to Vyas Sia ko college tak chhodne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Paun tootega to college se pick up karne jayega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ka paun ban jayega aur usse har jagah le jayega, aur wapas ghar tak layega"….. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
"Vyas, Sia ko 3-4 mahine sahara de de kar uske besahara zindgi ka sahara banega"…. " "Aaa haaa haaa nek vichar"
Teeno peg par peg khinch rahe the aur nek vicharon ki suchi bana rahe the. Pichhe se udta hua ek chappal Riaz ke muh par pada aur waqt bhi na laga tha ki dusra chappal Vyas ke muh par...
"Kaun hai sala khali 2 chappal maar kar ruk gaya. Yahan teesra aadmi bhi baitha hua hai. Dum hai to usse bhi chappal maro"… Riaz chappal ko kinare kar ke Asif ki taraf dekh kar bol raha tha aur idhar Vyas aur Asif ki hawa tight...
Riaz:- Abeee aankhen kaahe faad rahe. Bhoot dekh liya kya?
Vyas, Riaz ke baal pakad kar chehra darwaje par ghumaya… Samne Pandit ji, Alka, Nirali. Jannat sab khade the...
Pandit ji Asif aur Vyas ke baal ko poore mutthi me daboch kar gasit'te huye.… "Alka uss teesre ko baal pakad kar thappad maarti hui niche lao. Bahut idea dene ka shuak hai na"…
Nirali:- Baba wo abhi inka medical me admission hua hai to thoda sa party mana rahe honge. Ghar par hi the na....
Papa ki padi ne muh khola... Pandit ji dono ko chhod kar Nirali ke pass pahunche aur ek chamet lagaate huye... "Nasha karega ghar par, aur tumhe sharm nahi aati un harmkhor ki vakalat karte huye... 3 takhti banao ja kar dono"
Thoda sa action Nirali ko dikhane ke baad fir se chillate huye… "Alka mujhe thappad ki awaj nahi aa rahi"..
Alka:- Aap unko le kar badhiye pandit ji. Main isse le kar aa rahi...
Na chahte huye bhi Alka Shahtri ko Riaz ke gaal bajate huye niche tak le kar jaana pada. Pandit ji teeno ko ghar ki boundry se baahar la kar, pahle Riaz fir Asif aur anth me Vyas ke baal ko pakad kar, gardan 360⁰ ghuma kar.. le thappad par thappad.
Teeno ka chehra laal tamatar jaisa ho gaya tha. Bhar pet thappad maarne ke baad teeno ki t-shirt aur baniyan utarwaye. Teeno sadak kinare upar poora nanga. Teeno ke gale me takhti tangi, jispar bold akshron me pandit ji ne likh diya.…
"Hum wo nalayak hai jo apne ghar me daru pite hain. Sadak par ladkiyon ko chhrte hain aur kisi ne naa kah diya to uske taang todne ki planning bhi karte hain. Kripya hume aas-pass dekhe to humse 10 fit ki duri bana le. Hum yadi aap ke ghar ke darvaje par khade ho to chappal maar kar bhaga de"…
Teeno ko lagbhag 4 pm baje khada karke pandit ji nikalne lage. Jane se pahle ki warming shuru thi.… Yadi mere aane tak yahan se gayab huye to teeno ki khal khinch lunga. Rajni... Rajni...
Sadak ke uss paar wale ghar se Rajni naam ki ek mahila sar par ghunghat odhe nikli... "Ji babu ji"..
Pandit ji:- Rajni staff ko bol kar aage ka camera teeno par focus karwao. Main aunga to poora video dekhunga.…
Pandit ji Cc tv ki baat kar rahe the. Ye poorana mohalla tha isliye ek poori gali hi Shastriyon ki thi. 4-5 generation poorv koi Shashtri gaanv se yahan aa kar basa tha aur bhaiyon me bantwara hote-hote poori colony bas gayi thi. Yahan basne wale sabhi bhai-bhatije hi the blood wale.
Rajni samne ke ghar me beauti parlour chalati thi. Apne ek staff ko awaj laga kar Rajni ne bahar ke camera ko adjust karwa diya. Jaise hi pandit ji gali ke bahar nikle, Rajni apne phone ke camera ka recording on karti, kisi press reporter ki tarah sawal ki...
"To bataeye barshat ke mausam me yun nange badan bahar khade hona kaisa lag raha hai"…
"To aaj ka case hai ladki ko chhedna aur uski taange todne ki planning karna. Itne mahan idea ki upaj kya pine ke kaaran aati hai ya dimag me aise khurafaat hosh me bhi rahta hai?"
Rajni bhabhi poore maje leti aur teeno nashe me halke hilte-dulte khade the. Dhire-dhire baat aag ki tarah fail gayi... Master sahab ne saja di hai. Poore mohalle ki ladke ladkiyan, bade bujurg sab aa kar dekhte aur hanste huye ja rahe the.
Karib 4 baje se 6 baje tak teeno bahar hi rahe aur jab tak pandit ji laut'te Asif ki maa Zarin Sheikh aur Riaz ke poore khandan ko ikatala kar chuke the. Jannat bhi kisi bahane se Asif ki girlfriend Asqa ko bula lee.
Sabse pahle Asqa hi dur gali se najar aayi. Dur se hi utsuk logon ki baat bhi usne suni jo hasnte huye kahte ja rahe the…. Bechare teeno, master sahab ne jarra bhi raham na kiya. Un logon ki baten aur Asqa ne dur se hi dekh liya najara. Ufff gusse me kya lag rahi thi. Tikhe nain-naksh aur uspar ye gussa...
Vyas ki najar Asqa par gayi. Bade hi dhime se... "Kaleja majboot kar le. Dono (Nirali aur Jannat) me se kisi ne teri wali ko bula liya"…
Asif gardan ghuma kar dekha aur fir samne dekhte.… "Lag gaye apne. Bhai ye Sia panauti hai bhul ja."
Asqa jab tak teeno ke pass pahunch chuki thi. Teeno muh niche jhukaye khade the. Asqa, Asif ke thik samne khadi ho kar, gusse me poora ghurti.… "Tumhari kartoot takhti par latki hai aur muh se gatar ki baas. Kal phone karo".
Asqa aayi apne gusse ka izhar ki aur wapas chalte bani. Asif roni si soorat banate... "Kal kahin break up na kar le"…
Asif ki baat sun kar pichhe se Vyas, "Asqa" ka naam le kar chillaya. Asqa jaise hi pichhe mudi.. Riaz aur Vyas ek sath laybadhh ho kar... "Tera break up hua to main patane ki kosis karunga"…
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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superbbb update bro
ye sia ke chakkar m bechai girls gang ki badhiya se le li unki seniors ne
wese ye three idiots bhi kamaal ki hi planning kr rhe the
but inki planning pr master ji ne sharab fer di
or esi feri ki tenno bechare muh chipane kabil na rhe
bhre mohalle nanga kr diya be inko to
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Ye kya itna chhota update 
abhi dilchaspi badh rahi thi ke update hi khatam... are aage kya hua...... yeh bhi to bata dete......
abhi dilchaspi badh rahi thi ke update hi khatam... are aage kya hua...... yeh bhi to bata dete......
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inlogo shayad pata nahi ya jaanne ki koshish hi nahi ki...ki sia kis bala ka naam hai.....
wo to sukar manaye ki sia ne saste mein chhod diya sirf thappad maarke... warna rudra roop mein to shayad Sia apne bhai se bhi do kadam aage mein.... Kyunki shaant vyakti ko yunhi baat baat par gussa nahi aata... lekin jab aata hai to samne wale ki khair nahi...
ab writer sahab ne in kirdaaro ko bhi chhote mote role de diye to is kam samay mein jitni ho sake acting dikha di apni....
lekin jaha Sia jaisi natural role nibhane wali lead character ho to aise side characters ke role over acting hi lage
Isliye Sia bhi waha se khisak li... coz in logo ki over acting dekh wo bhi pak gayi thi...
waise kuch purani yaadein taza ho kar diya in teeno ne....
wo bachpan jab bhi gaon jaate the hum sabhi tab waha mujhe bas is baat ki intezaar rahti ki kab padosh wali didi chicken ya mutton banayegi.... btw ghar wale sabhi sudh vegetarians hai... par unki chhoti beti kabhi kabhi alag se paka ke khatir thi yun mahine mein ek ya do baar....madhyam lakdi ki aag mein kya mast banati thi yaar, chicken ka tukda muh mein lete hi aankhein apne ap band ho jaye.. Kash unki shaadi nahi hoti to aaj bhi aise chicken banake khilati jab bhi gaon jaati to... actually unhone shaadi karke hi galti kar di
Khair.... ye log ye 1000 rupya se kuch khane saman aur daru kharid ke aise party karne jaa rahe hai lage ki teen masoom bachho ko khilona mil gaya ho manpasand ab ye log milke chhath pe khelne wale hai..
nain11ster saheb pata nahi kyun bhale ye teeno jiske paise se kha rahe usike taang, Kamar todne ki baatein kar rahe hai, par phir bhi na jaane kyun mujhe inme teen masoom bachhe hi nazar aaye.... actually ab to ye teeno nischal nandini ke barabar favorite kirdaar ban chuke hai, aage shayad ye teeno unse bhi zyada favorite ban jaye...
Well... sochiye nain11ster saheb agar sanjog ne ya kisi kaaran vash Sia inke ghar is waqt aa jaati, aur inki ye baat sun leti to.............
yaar baap hai jallad"Kaun hai sala khali 2 chappal maar kar ruk gaya. Yahan teesra aadmi bhi baitha hua hai. Dum hai to usse bhi chappal maro"… Riaz chappal ko kinare kar ke Asif ki taraf dekh kar bol raha tha aur idhar Vyas aur Asif ki hawa tight...
Riaz:- Abeee aankhen kaahe faad rahe. Bhoot dekh liya kya?
Vyas, Riaz ke baal pakad kar chehra darwaje par ghumaya… Samne Pandit ji, Alka, Nirali. Jannat sab khade the...
Pandit ji Asif aur Vyas ke baal ko poore mutthi me daboch kar gasit'te huye.… "Alka uss teesre ko baal pakad kar thappad maarti hui niche lao. Bahut idea dene ka shuak hai na"…
Nirali:- Baba wo abhi inka medical me admission hua hai to thoda sa party mana rahe honge. Ghar par hi the na....
Papa ki padi ne muh khola... Pandit ji dono ko chhod kar Nirali ke pass pahunche aur ek chamet lagaate huye... "Nasha karega ghar par, aur tumhe sharm nahi aati un harmkhor ki vakalat karte huye... 3 takhti banao ja kar dono"
Thoda sa action Nirali ko dikhane ke baad fir se chillate huye… "Alka mujhe thappad ki awaj nahi aa rahi"..
Alka:- Aap unko le kar badhiye pandit ji. Main isse le kar aa rahi...
Na chahte huye bhi Alka Shahtri ko Riaz ke gaal bajate huye niche tak le kar jaana pada. Pandit ji teeno ko ghar ki boundry se baahar la kar, pahle Riaz fir Asif aur anth me Vyas ke baal ko pakad kar, gardan 360⁰ ghuma kar.. le thappad par thappad.
Teeno ka chehra laal tamatar jaisa ho gaya tha. Bhar pet thappad maarne ke baad teeno ki t-shirt aur baniyan utarwaye. Teeno sadak kinare upar poora nanga. Teeno ke gale me takhti tangi, jispar bold akshron me pandit ji ne likh diya.…
"Hum wo nalayak hai jo apne ghar me daru pite hain. Sadak par ladkiyon ko chhrte hain aur kisi ne naa kah diya to uske taang todne ki planning bhi karte hain. Kripya hume aas-pass dekhe to humse 10 fit ki duri bana le. Hum yadi aap ke ghar ke darvaje par khade ho to chappal maar kar bhaga de"…
Teeno ko lagbhag 4 pm baje khada karke pandit ji nikalne lage. Jane se pahle ki warming shuru thi.… Yadi mere aane tak yahan se gayab huye to teeno ki khal khinch lunga. Rajni... Rajni...
Sadak ke uss paar wale ghar se Rajni naam ki ek mahila sar par ghunghat odhe nikli... "Ji babu ji"..
Pandit ji:- Rajni staff ko bol kar aage ka camera teeno par focus karwao. Main aunga to poora video dekhunga.…
Pandit ji Cc tv ki baat kar rahe the. Ye poorana mohalla tha isliye ek poori gali hi Shastriyon ki thi. 4-5 generation poorv koi Shashtri gaanv se yahan aa kar basa tha aur bhaiyon me bantwara hote-hote poori colony bas gayi thi. Yahan basne wale sabhi bhai-bhatije hi the blood wale.
Rajni samne ke ghar me beauti parlour chalati thi. Apne ek staff ko awaj laga kar Rajni ne bahar ke camera ko adjust karwa diya. Jaise hi pandit ji gali ke bahar nikle, Rajni apne phone ke camera ka recording on karti, kisi press reporter ki tarah sawal ki...
"To bataeye barshat ke mausam me yun nange badan bahar khade hona kaisa lag raha hai"…
"To aaj ka case hai ladki ko chhedna aur uski taange todne ki planning karna. Itne mahan idea ki upaj kya pine ke kaaran aati hai ya dimag me aise khurafaat hosh me bhi rahta hai?"
Rajni bhabhi poore maje leti aur teeno nashe me halke hilte-dulte khade the. Dhire-dhire baat aag ki tarah fail gayi... Master sahab ne saja di hai. Poore mohalle ki ladke ladkiyan, bade bujurg sab aa kar dekhte aur hanste huye ja rahe the.
Karib 4 baje se 6 baje tak teeno bahar hi rahe aur jab tak pandit ji laut'te Asif ki maa Zarin Sheikh aur Riaz ke poore khandan ko ikatala kar chuke the. Jannat bhi kisi bahane se Asif ki girlfriend Asqa ko bula lee.
Sabse pahle Asqa hi dur gali se najar aayi. Dur se hi utsuk logon ki baat bhi usne suni jo hasnte huye kahte ja rahe the…. Bechare teeno, master sahab ne jarra bhi raham na kiya. Un logon ki baten aur Asqa ne dur se hi dekh liya najara. Ufff gusse me kya lag rahi thi. Tikhe nain-naksh aur uspar ye gussa...
Vyas ki najar Asqa par gayi. Bade hi dhime se... "Kaleja majboot kar le. Dono (Nirali aur Jannat) me se kisi ne teri wali ko bula liya"…
Asif gardan ghuma kar dekha aur fir samne dekhte.… "Lag gaye apne. Bhai ye Sia panauti hai bhul ja."
Asqa jab tak teeno ke pass pahunch chuki thi. Teeno muh niche jhukaye khade the. Asqa, Asif ke thik samne khadi ho kar, gusse me poora ghurti.… "Tumhari kartoot takhti par latki hai aur muh se gatar ki baas. Kal phone karo".
Asqa aayi apne gusse ka izhar ki aur wapas chalte bani. Asif roni si soorat banate... "Kal kahin break up na kar le"…
Asif ki baat sun kar pichhe se Vyas, "Asqa" ka naam le kar chillaya. Asqa jaise hi pichhe mudi.. Riaz aur Vyas ek sath laybadhh ho kar... "Tera break up hua to main patane ki kosis karunga"…
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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Akhir galti hi Kya ki un teeno ne, bas ghar par hi chhoti si party kar rahe the seat milne ki khushi mein... pandit ko ye bhi raas aaya... bichare masoom se
Sirf maarke bhi chhod sakte the, yun bahar adh nanga kar ke rakhna yaar kuch zyada hi ho gaya... waise uski mom Alka thappad nahi maarna chaahti thi par kya kare ye pandit ke aage kiski chale... bahan ne bhi rokne ki koshish ki par afsos tamache ki sath sath khadi khoti sunna pada...
aur ye rajni... iski to
aur ye rishtedaaro se bhare colony wale...
lagta hai bada maja aa raha in logis ko
y mazal ki hero & uske dosto pe hanshe Bas Sharab ke nashe kuch bol diya uske liye itni badi saza..
aur asqa uski to aisi ki taisi tedhi aankho wali
apne hi pyar ko yun musibat mein chhod ke chali gayi Bure logo ke teeno hi bure hai lekin teeno ke behavior Sia ke prati kabhi kharab nahi hua, na hi galat nazar se dekhi hai... hamesha Sia ko apne zyada samman deke baat ki hai teeno ne... aaj kal agar ladki na maane par acid fekne ki dhamki de dete hai, lekin ye teeno kisi chhote bachho ki tarah per padte hai jaise Sia padosh wali aunty ho... taaki kuch paise mil jaye, bas fark itna ki chhote bachhe chocolates khate hai ye teeno bade ho gaye hai to daru pite hai...
ye teeno bure nahi hai, aur ye baat Sia bhi jaanti hai...
agar aaj Vyas & friends ki jagah Som Diksha hote to mazal hai kiski jo un dono pe ek gaali de dein... nain11ster saheb ke chahite jo thehre Som & Diksha..
Bichare Vyas, riaz & Asif
hamesha se mere favorite kirdaaro ke upor hi julm dhaate aa rahe hai writer sahab...Khair let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills
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Naina
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Vyas, riaz, Asif best hai
aur sabse important baat Vyas hi jija banega Som ka.. aur ye final hai
Phir Som... ji jija, ji jija karta phirega Vyas ke aage piche
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