The XForum Scoop #18

[Raj_sharma]

Bakchod buddha

Sahi naam diye ho

 

[vihan27]

Sahi naam diye ho

Lagta hai aaj pm me gussa hua hai... Subah se aaya nhi

 

[Raj_sharma]

Lagta hai aaj pm me gussa hua hai... Subah se aaya nhi

Usko pata hai ki din me apun log jyada aate hain, to raat ko aakr bakchodi karta wo

 

[vihan27]

Usko pata hai ki din me apun log jyada aate hain, to raat ko aakr bakchodi karta wo

Rat ko uske chakkar me to me khud offline ho gaya...

 

[Diablo_]

The Interview
KISSA-E-BAKCHODI

Spoiler: INTERVIEW

Agasthya: Yug bhau... LSB ki kuch ladkiya hai.. Unke previous posts ko edit karke, i love you Aagasthya Sir, karna hai... Fir main AI se bakchodi wale dialogue likhwa ke lounge me do-char nibbiyo ke saamne self boast karunga... Ki jalwa hai mera...

Yug Purush: Gib bribe..

Agasthya: ek katta beedi hai bas.. Yug bhau.. Mere paas. Chalega..??

Yug Purush: daudega... Bas Sath me machis bhi chahiye... aur ye yug bhau.. Yug bhau.. Kya laga rakha hai be.. Call me Gyan.. Shri Gyan..

Agasthya: ab mostly old members nahi rahe naa to kahi scoop padhte waqt log confuse naa ho jaaye.. Isliye..

Yug Purush: Then lets, fucking confuse this Gen-Z Generation...

Aur tabhi chai ki tapri me ek jaana pahchana shaks aaya, jo pichhle kuch dino se aksar tapri ke us paar sadak se paas hoti ladkiyo ke aage pichhe ghoomta rahta tha.. Usne ek cup chai dukan se liya aur sidhe humari taraf aaya... Matlab.. Agasthya ke taraf.. Dono sath me shayad kuch.. Kuchi-kuchi karte honge.. Ladkiyo ke sath.. Mujhe thik se maloom nahi.

Raj_sharma: Aggu Bruu.. Udhar.. Dekho.. Udhar...

Raj ne sadak se paar hoti hui college ki do-teen ladkiyo ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha.. Main sabko to nahi pahchan paya par usme se do log ko jarur jaan gaya ki wo dono kaun thi... Ek thi mistyvixen aka Rahul Stan Account. aur dusri Shivani guptaa ... Unke sath me LIC Agent.. Sorry mera Matlab.. LSB Agent Elon Musk_ bhi tha.. Jo unhe.. LSB me पदार्पण karne ke liye request kar raha tha.. Mere liye ye sab naya nahi tha.. Isliye maine apna focus unlogo se hatakar.. Beedi me shift kiya aur hachak se role me ek beedi sulgaya.... Par bc, machin ki tili bujh gayi aur mera sara role dhara ka dhara rah gaya..

Fir maine do teen baar aur try kiya par result same tha... Tab aakhir me maine tapri wale ke dhaage se bandhe lighter ko pakda aur fir beedi sulgaya aur gaand fad, kaleja faad, अंतड़ी फाड़ 15-20 sec tak non stop beedi ka kash khichta raha....:ciggi::ciggi:is dauran Raj aur Aggu ke bich baatchit jaari thi...

Raj_sharma: dekh to bhai.. Dono ko.. Cocaine hai.. Cocaine...

Agasthya:



Raj_sharma: Main toh bolta hu aagu bhai, ye dono kitnii hawwt and sexii hai.. In dono ko rajya shabha ka member bana dena chahiye nominate karke... Kya bolte ho Yug Uncle...

Yug Purush: 57 saal ke jawan aadmi ko uncle bolta hai.....




Raj_sharma: Gussa kyu ho rahe ho,beedi chadh gayi kya... ju bhi toh inke baare me sochte hoge raato ko.. Yaa fir din me.. Yaa fir abhi..

Yug Purush: abhi main ye nahi soch rha.. Balki bahut important chij yaa kahu ki sabse important chij soch rha hoon..

Raj_sharma: wo kya...

Yug Purush: wo ye ki.. Ye sala.. USC Judge hai kon... Kahi ye koyi AI toh nahi hai?? Jo humlog ka writing, reviewing style copy karke sab kuch automatically kar de raha hai.. Warna mere rahte hue ye log kisi dusre shaks ko kaise USC Judge bana sakte hai pakka sala ye AI se story Judge karwa rahe hai..

Raj_sharma: Mujhe maloom hai USC judge kon hai...

Yug Purush: tujhe maloom hai.. kon hai..??

Raj_sharma: Jasien aka Jassi daa...

Yug Purush:






Aur fir.. Main akele hee next beedi fukte hue XForum ki andheri galiyo me USC Judge ki identity maloom karne ke liye paidal hee nikal gaya((kyunki.. Meri bicycle ka pedal toot gaya tha)) maine bahut puchh tachh ki.. Lounge se lekar LSB tak har ek kone me surakh dhoondha.. Aur jab iski bhanak Lucifer ko lagi to usne mujhe apne jhopdi me invite kiya.. Jaha usne mujhe usc judge ki identity to nahi bataya par.. Kyunki khud use bhi ye nahi pata tha... Usne mujhe ek note thamaya jisme.. USC Judge dwara likhi gayi chand lines thi aur inhi chand lines ke base par mujhe Maloom karna tha ki... USC judge kon hai...

Khair maine Lucifer dwara diye gaye note ko khola aur teesri beedi apne muh me fasayi aur bina sulgaye.. Aiwe see kash kheechne laga.. Ye imagine karte hue ki beedi maine jala li hai aur fir imaginary dhua bhi maine chhoda....

"I dont judge plots. I judge the fear....desire... and madness that bleed through them... Writers think I read their stories....??? Lol. The truth is... I read their nights, their doubts, their obsession with words...because Stories lie.... only the mind behind them speaks the truth and I fuckin' listen " -----USC Judge.

Like you, I’ve always wanted to know..who the hell is this Judge? What makes this Judge capable of reading and judging a hundred stories? And How the hell does this Guy/Girl/Gay manage it all? Must be a machine... always awake, always reading.. Always typing

Anyway, This interview is for the winning writers of the last two Ultimate Story Contests (USC). And I thought....why not meet the Judge myself? But when I tried to fire my full 1000-watt power, the Admin shut me down by giving me Only a few lines by the judge(they are really keeping him in shadows).... lines where the Judge boasts, flexes and shows off the sheer scale of the judging game.

Is the Judge Lucifer? Is Lucifer actually Lucy ? Or is this just a drama I cooked up to look cool… or maybe… I am the USC Judge?

But wait.. this exact post, these words...are they really mine? Allegedly, Yug Purush is taking this interview... but the last I remember Yug Purush hardly comes online. Some members can confirm that. Maybe TS, the Dungeon Master, is sprinkling all this madness and using his name to make it cooler… or maybe the Admin is just showing off power. By using everyone's id...Who knows?

The possibilities are endless and In this endless universe...every choice, every twist, every version leads to a different ending. And every ending feels real… feels fuckin' real.

So, in this fooking endless chaos... let me begin this season’s interview… with the three-time USC winner... Who allegedly used Chatgpt paid version to win the contest... the man, the myth and the most lavved writer… harshit1890.((135 years Old ))






Twist:


Honorable Mention: The Immortal for taking the interview !

Par 1 second.....wasn’t it supposed to be Yug Purush on the hot seat taking the interview..??

Confused... ??? Well, Told ya... nothing is ever what it looks like. One second you think you know who’s talking and the next… boom... different ID, different face, different person.. Different style... different game.

Sicko… confused already or not?

Good. That’s how this place works. Everyone’s using someone else’s ID.

For example, Just a few days ago... I switched some chick’s username for the fourth time using Lucifer id. And then the next day I banned a guy...for no reason using Imperator id.

Rules...? Logic...? Identity...? Forget them. Here, it’s all smoke and mirrors… and you never know who’s really behind the screen.


Khair.. Main interview le leta hu... Baki bakchodi toh chalti hee rahegi ab hariya kaku aka harshit1890 ka already kayi baar interview scoop me chhap chuka bai, isliye unse.. How are you.. How you came to xforum.. Tell us about your online journey.... Jaise question puchhne ka koyi sense nahi banta, kyunki jisko ye sab janna hai wo previous scoop edition ko open kar sakta.. Sirf 17 hee toh hai ...


Q. 1. “Every writer faces moments when the words just won’t come. Can you share a time when you were completely stuck, and what unusual or funny method pulled you out of that block?”
(( I used to in my writing days to overcome these situations))

harshit1890 :: It happens with me most of the time when i wanted to write some words which is inside in my heart but never comes into my mind. I use google by typing phrases so that i can get the words. Apart from this i stuck multiple times in my different stories mostly in Haunted series, i got the ideas while in the bathroom and the main source of my stories is my dreams. Major plot came up there only every story i wrote i saw in my dreams, i just shaped it mostly to make it more accurate....

((Take the tips writers... ))


Q 2.“You’ve been writing online for over a decade, while most writers disappear in 2–3 years... and even those who stay often leave stories incomplete . What keeps you coming back every time? And how do you still have the same energy now as you did in your twenties?”


harshit1890 :: The word is "chull" khatam hi nai hoti ..
Energy i believe its down now majorly after 2022, most of my friends know why

But yes its been a long journey more then someone's careers.

I came back for myself mostly to write what i thought, to share something amazing which i thought is amazing don't know about others.

But i love people read some tricky stuff something engage into every line wrote in a paragraph. That's what motivates me to write.

I am in just early 30's so girls u have an option here as well..


Q. 3.“Readers admire how you mix suspense, thrill and a touch of sci-fi in your stories.... That’s not an easy task. Can you share some tips for rookie writers on how you create your plots, think about endings or keep the tension alive?”

harshit1890 :: Never think about the endings. But there is one quote of one of my mind boggling story Treasure which is

"Planning aisi karo ki starting se lekr end tk koi use pakad nai paye"

I like to write the opposite of my readers thinking that what will happen next. Haweli series is the best example of it. People may not like the ending but if u go through the phases of the story everything is happening in front of you but still nobody knows the truth.
(( Well I read his haweli Part -2 or 3..not sure.. And agree to it... What a series of twists ))

I started my journey with adult content then i realize mind is more powerful tool than dick .. If you use it in right direction it will make you do wonders.

My only advice is, focus on content not the replies... those who want to connect with you they will definitely do no matter what is happening around you. I can understand this is adult forum people want stuff like that (adult, incest) and i agree with them.. You can write those stuff but don't write a B grade porn or something which does not connect with the mind.

Q. 4.“You’ve written so many stories and created countless characters. But tell us this... what’s your favorite story of yours and which character are you secretly a fan of... maybe even want to meet? Has that character or story ever inspired or affected your life in any way?”

harshit1890 ::
This is a tough choice to ask even my friends and readers not able to answer this because i have written in every genre.

But if i rewind my mind and see where i started to think logically its haunted series which is closed to my heart. So many friends so many people i have connected with because of it.

But the list is long, haweli series, Treasure is on my best written story. And some of the short stories as well.

Vikrant, this one character i want to live out which is not possible


Q.5.“If you had to delete all your stories except for one, which one would you keep? And why..??? And how would it feel to let go of all the rest?”

harshit1890 :: My most of the stories got deleted when XP was down and for some few years i regretted to not to have any copies of it and it feels something missing in my life but when i came here many of the invisible legends provided me the same because of it i have completed my stories.

((Thanks to The Immortal and Story Collector ))

Lust Keemat Love, this is the story.. Its first and second part, i wrote it like i happens in this world with so many peoples. One of my story which i could not forget ever in my life. Every emotion existed in the universe is there in the story and the character name Ankit When i lost this on XP i felt disheartened but thanks to some legends i have got the backup and completed the story here.

(( Man See, Man Read and Man Happy ))


Q.6.“You’ve won the USC three times and have a massive following. Beyond awards, what’s the most meaningful feedback a reader has given you that still stays with you? Over your decade-long online career, you’ve met incredible readers....who would you miss the most? And today, which readers inspire you to keep writing?”

harshit1890 :: best is first time solo jeeta, Everything is Binary ke time judge log khunas kha kar baitha tha isliye 1st par do contestant declare kiye the. Ye judges bi na

I think they stayed connected with me throughout my journey. People went away then new people came and they stick, in short whosoever read the story stick with me until they left this fantasy world. I think that is the most meaningful thing rather than the words.

((Wow... That was good line ))

And yes one thing they always used me to say is that i don't disappoint in making surprises or the suspenseful environment between the scenes which i like it entirely in my journey but i always keep talking to myself that i have to write something more good than the previous.

There are many readers if i start naming them it would be many names in the question. But if i talk about here on xf there are not many like an army of bots like repliers but they are some meaningful readers. Sanju ji, Naina ji (She got away due to some mis communication whatever she thought at the time but she was one of the fullest of readers in XF i must say and in my story as well.)....

You, were also the one of my readers on Haweli, Abhishek, Aakash and many more sorry if i am not writing among all other names. But keep that in mind whosoever connected with me... with my stories will always stay closed to me.


Q.7. “Finally, if a young aspiring writer came to you today and asked for the single most important advice... what daring or unconventional tip would you give that nobody else would?”

harshit1890 :: I would recommend him to get tips from you, Gyani bhai aka the maker of AR-MAN

You are way ahead of us or anyone for creating the humor which i don't think anybody can think of

I think if i got a stage to tell people to write .. then i would say write something which has a meaning, i am not denying to not write the erotic stuff, make it happen but make it happen in a different way in a meaningful way not something, chachi ko rickshaw walle ne pakad pela. Bhai ki deewangi mei behen pagal. Just for some replies like bot do.. very hot .. post more.. there is no goal no competition for increasing views here nobody wins, legacy will be maintain with your story.

Hilao raat bhar par sahi jagah ise jada aur kya hi kahe




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Maja aa rha hai naa... Laundo..?? Interview padhne me..?? Mujhe bhi aa rha tha.. Par Interview yahi khatm karna pada.. Kyunki kuch der se pelam pel.. Relam pel... Kayi log lagatar doorbell bajaye pade the.. Yani maine anya jin logo ko invite kiya tha wo bhi interview ke liye aa gaye the.. Maine cctv me inko dekha toh main dang rah gaya.. Ki ye toj is saal ke nahi balki previous usc winners the...

"Inka ghadi itna slow hai hai kya...??? Jo itna late aa rahe hai.. Yaa fir past se future me time travel kiye honge... Simple. Ek kaam karta hoon.. Future me interview leke.. Past me post kar dunga.. Jisse ye automatically present me post ho jaayega.... ."main badbadaya "inme se koyi kisi ka alias toh nahi mujhe toh Mak pe shaq ho raha hai..."

Khair maine un charo ko aur intejaar karwana thik nahi samjha... Par charo ka interview lena bahut tough aur lengthy work tha.. Isliye Maine socha kyu naa school/college ke viva ke mafiq charo ko ((Mak, Shetan, Black and Rekha rani)) ek sath baitha kar... Sabse sath me hee question kar lu.. Sawal ek rahega par usi sawal ke jawab char... matlab sabka alag ravaiya.. Alag soch.. Alag pasand... Alag napasand... Alag thrill... Yesss... aao... Maja aayega...

Mak :: Morning Gyani bhai....

"Yooo... "

Black:: Hello Sir...

" bina daru ke bottle diye namaskar karta hai.. "

Shetan : hello Yug ji...

"I Love you too... Please come..."

Rekha rani : प्रणाम. मोड सर...

"I love you three... Welcome "



Q. 1:: सबसे पहले तो usc जीतने की बधाई और scoop के इस एडिशन मे तहे दिल से आपका स्वागत हैं.. शुरुआत में, मतलब कहानी सबमिट करने के बाद क्या आपको लगा था कि आप टॉप विनर्स मे से एक रहोगे ? क्यूंकि आमतौर पर, लेखकों को प्रतियोगिताओं में अपनी स्टोरीज सबमिट करने के बाद से ही ऐसीच कुछ कुछ फीलिंग आने लगती हैं । खैर , वो तो सबको आती हैं.. कईयों को आती हैं i mean.. कई व्यक्ति अपनी कहानियों के गुणवत्ता में विश्वास रखते हैं और अपनी जीत के अवसरों पर आशावादी होते हैं | आप कितने आशावादी थे?

Shetan :: नहीं मुजे बिलकुल ऐसा नहीं लगा था की मै विनार बन पाऊँगी. पर ऐसा यकीन जरूर था की मेरी स्टोरी से लोग प्रभावित जरूर होंगे. मै contest जीतू ना जीतू लोगो के दिल जरूर जीत पाऊँगी.


Mak :: Sudhh Hindi me interboo? I will reply in English/Hinglish.

Thank you very much and I am not the winner.

There's a famous quote from Fast & Furious movie given by taklu Vin Diesel - "It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning!” 2nd aane ka dard alag hota hai..

Now, coming to your question, after submission of my story I was hoping to be in top 3-4, wo sirf isliye kyonki maine almost sabhi kahaniyan padhi is USC ki and ek andaaza to mil hi jaata hai.. Kaafi logon ki achhi achhi kahaniyan thi, or apan ko ummid to thi ki kuchh kamiyaan hone ke baujood bhi top 4 me aa hi sakta hun.


Rekha rani :: ऐसी प्रतियोगिता में हिस्सा लेने से ही मन में उम्मीद तो जागती ही है कि जो कोशिश की का रही है वो सफल रहेगी,
और मैने जो कहानी लिखी वो 70% जीवन की वास्तविक घटना से प्रेरित होकर लिखी थी तो उम्मीद थी की जरूर ऐसी घटना आज के वक्त में हर किसी के जीवन में हुई है तो जरूर पसंद।आयेगी,
इसलिए उम्मीद थी की शायद मेरी कहानी जीत जाए


Black ::
बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद आपने मुझे इस योग्य समझा और मुझे इतना सम्मान दिया
कहानी सबमिट करने के बाद मुझे यह पता था कि मेरी कहानी पढ़कर लोगो को बहुत अच्छा लगेगा लेकिन यह नहीं पता था कि मेरी कहानी 3rd runner up बनेगी
मैं आशावादी नहीं था बस यह जानता था की कहानी अच्छी लिखी है मैने। हां कुछ कमियां थी
लेकिन मैं खुश था की मैने एक ऐसी कहानी लिखी जिसे पढ़कर सबका मन प्रसन्न हो जाए I


Q. 2:: आपको xforum के बारे मे कब पता चला और कैसे ? अधिकतर लेखकगण यहाँ पहली बार ही लिखते हैं, उसके पहले उन्हें अंदाजा भी नही होता कि उनके अंदर लेखन की क्या क्या क्वालिटी छिपी हुई हैं आपको ऐसा कब लगा और किस चीज ने आपको अपनी पहली स्टोरी लिखने के लिए मजबूर किया.. दूसरे शब्दों मे कहु तो प्रोत्साहित किया और तीसरे शब्दों मे कहु तो एकदम से... Leave it, you know what i mean.

Shetan :: Mere husband Xforum pe story padha karte the. Vo har prakar ki story padhte the. Muje malum tha. Par muje ye nahi malum tha ki ek porn se jyada ek story sex apil jyada peda kar sakti hai. Mere husband ne ek story likhna start kiya. Vo maild co cold likhne ki kosis me the.
Vo story khud nahi likhte the. Vo bolte the aur mujse type karvate the. Vese type aur English to ham dono ki hi kharab hai. Unki story ko mene apne andaz me likha. Shuru me bahot redars khush hue. Unhe maza aaya.
Bad me unhone khud tray kiya. Par unki kalpna aage chal kar pisanddi sabit ho gai. Fir vapas mene command sambhali. Story ka makshad hi badal diya. Logo ko pasand aai. Uske bad mene apni pasand ke topic par likha.


Mak ::Xforum ki journey..
Forum ki journey to Xossip ke time se shuru hui thi..

Baaki, Xforum par jahan tak mujhe yaad hai kuchh dost logon ki wajah se aaya tha.. XP ke band hone ke baad 1-2 mahine sukoon bhare the, fir idhar ke kisi bade sahab ne bataya ki xforum chalu hui hai, or almost sabhi puraane waale log idhar hi hain.. bas usi chakkar me ID bana li idhar... Shuruwaat me to bas shoutbox me msg drop kar ke nikal lete the..

Rahi baat writing ki to ye kida Xossip time me hi laga tha, dusron ko dekh kar.. wo kya hai na, jalan badi kutti chiz hai..

Apne ko to shuru se pata tha, quality to nahi hai bhitar likhne ki, lekin kehte hain na, gend ghis ghis kar hi aap safalta ki uchaaiyan chhu sakte ho.. bas xossip time se ulool julool likhte likhte, idhar pahli kahani likhi hai jo atleast 2nd aa gayi..

(Kya matlab ki ismen bhi Judge's ka bharpoor yogdaan raha hai? Warna Kahaniyan to mujhse bhi achhi achhi thi.. )

Rekha rani :: मै बहुत समय से पहले साइलेंट रीडर और फिर एक्टिव रीडर रहकर xforum ही नही इसके पहले की साइट पर भी एक्टिव रही हु,
फिर किसी एक अन्य साइट पर एक लेखक महोदय ने मेरे कॉमेंट से preshan होकर मुझे अपनी कहानी लिखने को कहा बस वही से प्रेरित होकर पहले यह एक कहानी लिख रही थी, लेकिन फिर कुछ मेरे जैसे धूर्त रीडर्स जोकि लेखक की नाक में दम कर देते है ऐसे मुद्दों पर की जिनका उनसे कोई लेना देना नही होता और वो चाहते है की कहानी उनके अनुसार चले, परेशान होकर वो क्लोज की तो usc का सुना और उस कहानी का संक्षिप्त रूप रच कर यहां पोस्ट की,
और रहा कहानी लिखने के कीड़ा तो यह इतनी कहानियां पढ़ी है की कीड़ा अपने आप मन में घर कर गया और फिर कुछ जोड़ तोड़ करके कहानियां लिखने की kosis की और अब एक अपने जीवन से प्रेरित एक लघु कहानी लिखने की।

Black :: हमें xforum के बारे में तबसे पता है जबसे यह शुरू हुआ था
हम पहले भी लिख चुके थे
हम दस वर्षों से लिख रहे हैं
रही बात की हमने क्यूं लिखना शुरू किया
तो वह हमें भी नहीं पता।।बस एक दिन हमने सोचा कि कुछ लिखा जाए तो हमने लिखा
लेकिन वह स्टोरी पे रेस्पॉन्स न मिलने की वजह से हमने उसे छोड़ दिया।।और फिर कुछ दिनों बाद हमने फिर लिखना शुरू किया और उसे पूरा भी किया।।


Q. 3 ::अगला सवाल अब अपुन जो पूछने जा रेला है, वो बहुत मुश्किल होगा
आपकी सभी कहानियो मे से आपकी सर्वश्रेष्ट कहानी कौन सी हैं और क्यों ? और आपके अनुसार पाठकगण को कौन सी कहानी सबसे ज्यादा पसंद हैं ?

Shetan :: Agar meri long story ko dekha jae to muje meri best story saya part 1 hai.
Saya ek chudel ki prem kahani. Ye mene apni kalpna se ek alag hi duniya ko dekha he. Muje apni ye kalpna ekdam anokhi lagti hai. Ek fantasy world.
Vahi contest story ki bat ho to muje meri story कौमार्य (virginity) hi lagi. Kyo ki ye muje kisi revolution jesa laga.

Mak :: Pahli story to shayad 2015 USC contest me hi likhi thi, short story, jo kaafi short thi.. or Meriaza unkil ne achhe se bajayi thi review me.. Story Title tha "Pyaar ka pehla ehsaas" Meriaza unkil ne usko " ka pehla ehsaas" bana diya tha review me.. (Mahine bhar sadme me raha tha apan us review ke baad.. )

Uske baad, I got infected with Casi Virus with little dose of Rajesh Unkil and started a incest theme story.. (Aaj tak adhuri hi hai.. )

After that, I wrote mostly short stories in contest only. So i burden you with this task to find all of them and pick the best one


Rekha rani :: Pass...

Black :: मेरे हिसाब से मेरी सभी कहानी अच्छी हैं वह अलग बात है कि कुछ ही पूरी हुई है।हां मेरी नजर से insane बेस्ट है क्यूंकि वह पाठको के दिमाग को हिला के रख देती है
बाकी पाठको के हिसाब से उन्हें दरिन्दा ज्यादा पसंद है
क्यूंकि उसमें मुख्य किरदार ने जो किया है वह करने की लोग कल्पना करते हैं।
धन्यवाद।



Q.4 :: जैसे सास भी कभी बहु थी, वैसे ही एक राइटर भी कभी रीडर था.. तो इस तर्ज पर आपकी कुछ पसंदीदा कहानियो का उल्लेख कीजिये, जो आपको एकदम धाँसू लगती हैं और आपको लगता हैं कि समस्त ब्रह्माण्ड मे प्रत्येक प्राणी को इस कहानी को पढ़ना चाहिए और क्यों? साथ ही अपने कुछ पसंदीदा फॉरम राइटर्स के बारे मे भी बताइये.. जिनकी लेखनी से आप काफ़ी इम्प्रेस हुए हैं और क्यों?

Shetan :: Me vese to Komalrani aur Dr chutiya ki die heart fan hu. Par casinar sab ki bhi har kahani muje bahot pasand hai. Muje ab tak padhi hui kahaniyo me sabse jyada favourite lagi to vo Komal rani ji ki मोहे रंग दे. Muje maf karna mene kisi khas ka name nahi liya. Magar unka name lena bahot jaruri hai meri najar se. Ek khas writer hai jiski har story me aap ko ek revolution milega. Jese samaj se unke riti riwaj se fight ladh rahe ho.

avsji. Great writer


Mak :: Apan ne forum par har ghaat ka paani lagbhag pi liya hai.. Casinaar se lekar Rajesh tak, Vampire se lekar Hariya Kaka tak, Aashiq Tera se lekar Gyaani baba tak, kaafi kahaniyan padhi hai.. but sab ke sab pahle ke time.. Yahan is forum par to sirf contest ki short stories hi padhi hai..

Baat fav ki karein to, Aashiq bhai ki Tune mere jaana, Kabhi nahi jaana kaafi achhi lagi thi mujhe, I got to know some very good online friends on that story. Uske baad Jatin ki chhoti si bhool, Yug Purush ki sabhi stories, Hariya kaka ki sabhi stories, ye sabhi top me aayengi mere liye..

Casi Chachu ki Darinde se pyaar waali bhi top me thi, fir incest me Rajesh Unkil ki Wo shaam kuchh ajeeb thi padha tha apan, it was FJB aka Alok bhai ki bhi ek story padhi thi, thriller theme, it was damn good. (I am forgetting the title.)

Idhar Xforum par koi khaas long story nahi padhi.. Still I would say, everyone should read Gyaani bhai ki stories here on this forum, they are very different than usual and gets you hooked up. I am fan of his short stories, they are always out of league.

Rekha rani :: रीडर्स के रूप में मुझे काफी लेखक की कहानियां पसंद है
जिसमे पहले नंबर पर आती है रॉकस्टार रॉकी की एक अनोखा बंधन , इस कहानी में समाज में एक ही परिवार के दो नजदीकी संबध में उत्तपन रिश्ते के बारे में है लेखक महोदय ने अपनी मन की इच्छा को कहानी के रूप में।हमारे सामने रखा और बाद में हकीकत के रूप में कहानी का समापन किया, जिसका पूरक पार्ट भी संगीता जी लिखने जा रही है लेकिन शायद अभी वो दोनो निजी जीवन में उलझे हुए है
दूसरे लेखक है dr. Chuitya जिनकी कहानियां में एडल्ट्री सस्पेंस और रहस्य का भरपूर तड़का है,
3rd लवली आनंद जी की कहानी आह बाबूजी जी धीरे
4 ब्लैक wood Ji जिनकी कहानी प्यार का सबूत रहस्य सेक्स और अंत में रोमांस का बेहतरीन तड़के के साथ सामने आई है
5 halfblood प्रिंस इनकी कहानियों के बारे में तो कहना क्या जो एक बार पढ़ ले तो अच्छे अच्छे उपम्यास को पीछे छोड़ दे
6 संजू वी.r की सागर एक बेहतरीन रचना
और भी बहुत से कालजई कहानियां है जिनको पढ़कर इंसान सेक्स के साथ साथ समाज की रीति कुरीति से रूबरू हो सकता है, इस जीवन में।बहुत सी ऐसी घटनाएं होती।है जो हमे इन कहानियों में पढ़ने को मिलती है,
काफी कहानी से हमे ये महसूस होता है की ये एक एडल्ट सेक्स फोरम के साथ साथ समाज के प्रेरणा का भी सत्रोत्र हुआ .

Black :: Pyar ghum ya Khushi
By nainster
Maasoom by sujoypaul
Main meri family aur Mera gaon by avi
Baaki kuchh bhi theek se nahi padha
mere likhne ki wajah yahi teeno the
Aur haan woh komal jee bhi achcha likhti hain
Shetan bhi achcha likhti hain
Mak Sanju vr adirshi aur riky inki lekhni ka koi jawab nahi
Aur werewolf jise pata hai ki kya likhna chahiye
Woh jaisa buildup banata hai apni story mein jaisi character development hain uski story mein saare characters ko itni baareeki se likhna
Koi chhoti baat nahi hai...


Q. 5 :: "इस बार का USC काफी बड़ा हिट रहा है, 90++ valid कहानियां थी, कॉफ़ी जबरदस्त कहानियां आई थी (सभी लेखक ), मुझे यकीन है कि जजों के लिए भी काफी मुश्किल रहा होगा विजेताओं को select करने में तो, आपके अनुसार विनिंग स्टोरीज को अलग रख दिया जाए तो वो कौन सी stories हो सकती थी जो winner होना deserve करती थी।


Shetan :: . Muje lag raha tha Rekha rani ki story vafa ka vada. Sayad winning story hogi. Vo kafi shandar story hai.

Wo already winning list mai thi


Me bhi sari stories padh nahi pai. Staf mediators ki story ko winning list se bahar rakha gaya. Black ki story muje kafi pasand aai. Par end sayad muje pasand nahi aaya.

Jyadatar logo ke consept ek jese ho to judge karna jyada mushkil hota hoga. Story to sari best thi. Muje andrishi ki story jyada best lagi. Skill ki shandar thi aur concept bhi jabardast tha.

Muje lagta hai ki is bat contest jyada se jyada writers ko support kiya gaya.

Mak :: Judge's did bad by disqualifying "SALMAN KA JAADUI BRACELET", that story was best of this multiverse.

Apart from the winning list these are the top ones as per me:

WHODUNNIT
चौबीस घंटे
दंश
गलती किसकी
कब? क्यों? कैसे?
Baat Ek Raat Ki
Order Order
A Trip to Dharkot
भूलभुलैया
"Writer"
~ Queen ~

PS: These are not in any order.

Rekha rani :: Sanju V.R. ki story winner ho sakti thi .

Black :: Sanju V.R. ki 24 ghante ko kisi position pe aana chahiye tha
Pata nahi kyun nahi aayi
Dansh bhi badhiya story thi
Riky ki urvashi waali story bhi badhiya thi
Baaki result aane ke baad koi matlab nahi hai kuchh bolne ka۔۔۔


Q. 5 ::" स्टोरी सेक्शन chu* और चुतियो से भरा पड़ा हैं.. हम सब किसी ना किसी की नजर मे चूतिये हैं हमारी नजर मे कोई और, तो किसी की नजर मे हम... आपकी नजर मे स्टोरी सेक्शन या फिर पुरे फॉरम मे कौन ऐसा हैं...?? मतलब.. आपके ऑनलाइन लाइफ मे कभी ना कभी, किसी ना किसी से, कही ना कही.. लड़ाई हुई होगी... थोड़ा मिर्च.. मसाला लगाकर बताइये.. ताकि बिक्कट मजा आये फुल इंसल्ट कर सकते हो आप... No Holds Barred."


Shetan :: Muje lagta hai ki is sawal ka jawab muje nahi dena chahiye. Kyo ki mene feshla kar liya hai ki jab tak kuchh bhi likhungi sirf isi forum par hi likhungi. Ese me kisi ko troll kar ke me redars aur baki sab he sirf hate kamaungi. Much better hoga ki mere kai purane zagdo ko najar andaz kar ke aage badhu. Ek bahetarin story likh kar logo ka dill jit saku.

Mak :: These pre-programmed questions!

Baat Xforum ki ho rahi hai to idhar apan story section me active nahi hai.. isliye kisi ke saath xforum par, lafde ka sawaal hi nahi banta...

Baaki manmutaav to xossip time me kaafi logon se hue hain.. gaali dene ke liye infraction bhi mila tha, or kaafi bakchodi bhi peli hai udhar.. Axba se lekar Rajesh unkil tak, Ajay se lekar Rishi tak, Amit gunda se lekar Ghey Mahan tak, sabke saath thode bahut matbhed rahe hain puraane time.. Anyways, let bygones be bygones. .


Rekha rani :: Mujhe Aisa koi typical name yad nahi hai , Han aise hai bahut se chutiye Jo bevajah apni gand lekr aa khade hote hai aa jao mat lo,
Jaise ek bahut achha reader hai hypérnova krke lekin ek samay bad usne bhi chutiya wali harkate shuru kar di meri hi kahani par ki ye galat hai , aur kuchh madarchod aur the jinka sath dena shuru kr diya
Ek lekhak agar galat likh raha hai to usko samjhaoo ye nahi ki personal lekr uski comments kro,
Kuchh chutiya log kahani padhte rhte hai phir kuchh karan se update na do to aise reaction dete jaise unke gulam hai

(( kuch maja nahi aa rha hai... Ruko blacky ko bhadkata hoon ))


Black :: Mere ko koi aisa Mila nahi
Jo mujhse panga le sake
Na meri kisi se abhi tak ladayi Hui hai
Phir kuchh mahapurush hain jinke baare mein main kuchh bolna chahunga
Sabse pehle woh nalla manu@84 woh gadha bewajah sabse pange leta rehta hai kabhi kisi Dayan se lad padega kabhi dusre religion waale se lad padega
Bisudh chutiya hai woh
Aur dusre number pe aate hain humare aagasthya ek number ke baklol aadmi kehne ko mod hain lekin mod jaisa kaam hi nahi karte
Saale ne shaadi ki party bhi nahi di isko toh main chhodunga nahi
Aur teesre number pe aate hain leghend Rocky
Yeh purush nahi mahapurush hain yeh biwi ke baato se hi saamne waali mahila ko pel dete hain
Kabhi kabhi toh bhaiya banke bhi pel det hain
Pata nahi inke andar itni Shakti kahan se aajati hai
Koi aisa thread bacha nahi
Jahan inhone rela nahi..

((yay... Mission succesful))


Q.6 :: "हर बार USC में कुछ सदस्य ऐसे होते हैं जिनका रोना हमेशा से एक ही होता है कि winner to fix है कोई admin का बंदा ही होगा लेकिन इस बार ये एक level ऊपर चला गया, लोगो को अब जज की कबिलियत पर शक होने लगा है, और जजों की योग्यता का प्रमाण मांग रहे हैं , क्या लगता है next USC में ये चुतियापा कितने लेवल ऊपर जाएगा"

(( ye question puchhne ka mera saaf uddeshya ye hai ki.. Admin staff pe sawal uthane walo ko hum kyun pele.. Jab unhi me se kuch logk dwara unhe pelwaya jaa sakta hai toh angrejo ke jamane ka interviewer hoon... Foot daalo aur shasan karo ))


Shetan ::
Vo post hi esi hai ki har kisi ko khush santust nahi kiya ja sakta. Mene pichhle contest me 1st time participate kiya tha. Tab meri skill muje apni aulad ka pata chala. Me khud ko bahetar karu vo jyada achha hoga yahi sochkar mene sab se jyada consept par kam kiya. Halaki result meri umid se jyada bahetar mila. Mene nahi socha tha ki main win ho paungi.

Muje judge aur puri penal par bharosa hai. Vo kon honge kitne honge pata nahi. Par muje mahenat karni hai. Ye me janti thi.

Har writer ko staff ne help karne ki kosis ki guide kiya. Mere karan to vo bahot pareshan bhi hue. Iske lie un sabko thanks aur sorry.


Contest is bar huaa aage bhi hoga. Staff mediators, aur judge par ese iljam lagte rahenge. Unhe inki parwah nahi karni chahiye. Agar me nahi bhi jit ti to bhi muje bharosa tha.

Kai logo ne muje pichhli bar bhi apne is blem vale sadiyantra me samil karna chaha. Muje bhi convish karne ki koshish ki. Ke me bhi aavaj utthau. Magar mera jawab ek hi raha. Muje bharosa hai.

Mak ::
Is baar rendi rona kahan hua kuch mehn! Apan to wait kar raha tha, koi aisa aaye to thoda mirch masaale ka jugaad ho..

Ek baar to mann me aaya tha, main hi shuru kar dun, but as our very own old maha tharki Mr. Black saar says, "Control", hamne bhi apni bhaavnaaon par control kar liya.

Btw, agli baar se please Judge's ke ghar ka pata bhi bata dena, ghoos pahunchaane me aasani hogi.. Maal Delivery me maamla bigad jaata hai.. or story ekaadh sthaan niche khisak jaati hai..

Rekha rani :: Adult forums par ज्यादातर फस्ट्रेटेड ही मिलते है।और वो अपनी। फस्ट्रेशन अलग अलग तरीके।से निकलते।है कुछ कहानी पढ़कर कुछ लिख कर और कुछ गलियां।देकर दूसरो को,
और।एडमिन पर buyer hone।ka आरोप यहां ही नही।सब जगह।लगते।है,
सबसे पहली।बात अगर ये लगता।है की विनर fix है तो।भाग ही नही लेना।चाहिए,
और अगर भाग लिया तो विनर कुछ ही होंगे सब नही और।
एडमिन की योग्यता अगर संशय में।है तो किस के अप्पर यकीन किया जाए
Next USC मे लगता ये लेवल और आगे जायेगा और आंदोलन।हो सकता है

Black ::
Result aane ke baad kuchh logo ke tashreef mein chubhan hone lagti hai agar itna hi khujli hoti hai toh story mat daala karo mera yeh maan na hai
Main toh socha bhi nahi tha jeetne ka aaram se baithne ka rinkiya ke papa bhi hattrick maar gaye achcha likhenge toh Jeet bhi sakte hain
Baaki sulemani khujli kabhi nahi mit sakti..

( Dekho jee ungli uthane waale uthate hi hain
Ho sakta hai kisi ki story winner bhi rahi ho toh uske pichhle karnamo ki wajah se use jeetne nahi diya ja raha ho
Kuchh bhi ho sakta hai
Baaki jeete koi bhi judges mods admin sabko sunna toh padega hi.. )


Q.7 :: "कभी भी कहीं भी कुछ भी आजतक परफेक्ट नहीं रहा है, किसी ना किसी की नजर में अधूरा रहता है, तो आपकी नजर में इस बार USC में आपको क्या कमीया लगी, और next टाइम के लिए क्या सुझाव देना चाहते हैं, ये भी बताए की आपको USC मैं क्या अच्छा लगा,"।


Shetan ::
Is contest me aap ne sabhi ki kahani me ek chij note ki hogi. Har koi apne concept me kuchh jabardast karne ka man rakhte hai. Unki kahaniyo me ek bagawat, revolution, zalakta hai. Duniya ko alag najar se dekhne ka najariya. Lekin kabhi ye milka ek community nahi bana pae. Vo kya hena ki ladko ki coolness kam ho jaegi na. Forum ko ese khas writers ko jodne ka kam karna chahiye. Jo vo khud nahi karenge. Is se un writers ki skills me jabardast change aa sakta hai .


Mak :: I don't know I am right or wrong, but jahan tak mujhe laga ki judge ki sankhya is USC me ek hi thi.. wo mere khayal se kam se kam 3 hone chahiye, jyada detail me nahi jaunga but uniformity aati hai usse.. (Main galat bhi ho sakta hun.. Agar ek se jyada judge the then sorry and keep up the good work. )

Baaki koi or kami to najar nahi aayi... Entries bhi achhi sankhya me aayi hain to advertisement wagaira bhi admin team ke taraf se achha hi raha hoga.. and contest organized bhi achhe se kiya gaya.. Keep it up.


Rekha rani ::
Mere हिसाब से USC me kami to कुछ है नही,
Next time me word counting थोरी बड़ा दी जाए तो।ज्यादा अच्छा रहेगा
USC me best यही लगा की शॉर्ट कहानी से हमारे जैसी लेखक भी अपनी कुछ योग्यता शो ऑफ कर सकते है

Black ::
Sab kuchh theek hai bas ek baat toh kehni padegi ki writer jitni bhi koshish kar lein reader's tak story pahunchana staff ka kaam hai reader's utne nahi hain writer's ko khud bolna padta hai ki maine story daali hai padho jaake
Ispe staff ko dhyan dena chahiye...


Q.8 :: "XF के एडमिन स्टाफ के लिए कोई सुझाव, या सन्देश..जो आप देना चाहते हो... जिससे XF की दिन दूनी और रात चौगुनी तरक्की हो...?? + भविष्य मे यदि आपको एडमिन स्टाफ मे लेने का न्योता दिया जाए तो क्या आप शामिल होंगे..??"


Shetan ::
Mera khud ka education kam hai. Per fir bhi sirf ray janani ho to main kahungi ki har format ki best story ko nominate kiya jaaye. Best incast story, best adulter story. Best horror story. Best erotic story. Jo sirf ek month ke liye nominate ho.


Mak :: Stop having private sessions with Jasien. Jahan jis roop me uski tarah ke insect nazar aayein wahin udaa do...

You guys, don't need much of advice as forum is doing good. Ab to admin team me bhi kaafi log sexperience waale ho gaye hain, or kai puraane chawal bhi add ho gaye hain.. they are doing good. Keep it up.


Rekha rani :: Ye bahut muskil Kam Hai Salah aur sujhav waha Dena sahi lagta Hai jis Kam me hame anubhav ho, admin staff apna Kam Puri tarah se perfact trike se kar rahe Hai,
Xf ke liye sujhav Hai Ki adhuri kahani joki most popular ho unko Puri krvane ka Kam admin team apne Vivek se Jo other lekhak Hai karna chahe unko Diya Jaye,
Isse xf par reader aur jyada time spend krnege,
Aur rahi meri admin staff me join hone Ki to main kahna chahugi Ki main ek housewife Hu aur admin staff ke liye waqt aur knowledge Hona jruri Hai jiska mere pass abhav hai .
(( hum hai naa.. Experience ke liye ))


Black :: Aap sab mujhse jyada yogye hain xf ko kaise chalana woh aap sab mujhse jyada jaante hain
Baaki staff member banne ki baat rahi
Toh bhavishya mein agar kabhi mauka Mila toh soch vichaar jarur karunga...


Q. 9 :: "अब मै कुछ शब्द आपके सामने रखूँगा, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद जिस भी xf मेंबर का नाम आपके दिमाग़ मे आये.. आप बेझिझक, ईमानदारी से उसका नाम बताए... नही तो पाप लगेगा , जू को...

Cool
Chutiya
Best Mod
Best Writer
Best Reader
Tharki
Best Friend
Hottest girl of xf
Hottest boy/men of xf
Noob
Nerd
Supreme member
Member whom you wanna meet in real life


Shetan :: Cool ; Kamdev

Chutiya ; Mannu (maha vala)

Best Mod ; matlab pata nahi chala

Best writer Komal Rani.

Best Reader ; motaland (jo ki mera redar nahi hai )

Tharki ; koi Google kar ke he (maha tharki, hawas ka pujari)

Best friend ; bahot sare hai. Ricky, Raj sharma, Black,

Hottest girl of xf ; I am.

Hottest boy/men of xf ; Ricky , Raj sharma, Adirshi

Noob ; ginti nahi hai..

Supreme member ; Lucifer


Member whom you wanna meet in real life ; Mai har us members ko dekhna chahti hu jisne muje support kiya hai. Khas kar Komalrani, Dr chutiya.



Mak :: Cool ~ After MNC Only chewtiya left here aka Rooted

Chutiya ~ Black (It's a complement for forum world.)

Best Mod ~ None. All are gheys except Sasha! & Indian Princess (Pata chala hai they are lesbians. )

Best Writer ~ Gyaani Baba aka Yug Purush

Best Reader ~ Riky007 (As per USC)

Tharki ~ Agasthya

Best Friend ~ Mostly are inactive, only active ones are Romeo 22 and Sasha!

Hottest Girl ~ Tanishka and Anita Wilson. (Not of XF but my whole forum journey. Lemme add a few pics in spoiler for all tharkis. )

NSFW:

Spoiler: Tanishka

Spoiler: Anita Wilson

(((Aaahhaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................))

Hottest Boy ~ Naat a ghey mehn! Staap promoting ghey relationship here.

N00b ~ cheekku

Nerd ~ Only nerd I knew was Thewisenerd. Bhesh badal liya isne..

Supreme Member ~ Elon Musk_

Member I wanna meet IRL ~ No one I guess. Let the anonymity as it is. I know a few people from forum in IRL though, but never met yet.


Rekha rani ::
Cool Sanju (v.r)
Chutiya dr. Chutiya
Best Mod the immortal
Best Writer halfblood prince
Best Reader Sanju(v.r)
Tharki manu84
Best Friend Rockstar rocky
Hottest girl of xf Rekha rani
Hottest boy/men of xf Sanju
Noob : dont get it
Nerd: dont get it
Supreme member Sanju
Member whom you wanna meet in real life
Rockstar rocky and Sangeeta

Black ::
Cool..... werewolf
Chutiya..aagasthya and mak
Best Mod..adirshi
Best Writer... werewolf
Best Reader..riky
Tharki... Rocky
Best Friend.. aagasthya,mak and amarnath babe's..
Hottest girl of xf..lund nahi hai koi sab petticotiz log hain
Hottest boy/men of xf..Sanju vr
Noob..me
Nerd.. damha
Supreme member..rocky aka Elon Musk_
Member whom you wanna meet in real life..nark mein mil lenge jisse bhi milna hoga


Q. 10 :: "अंत में अपने पाठकों के लिए कुछ शब्द."


Shetan :: Sirf ek hi prakar ke consept me dube mat raho dosto. Kuchh naya tray karne ki kosis karo.


Writer ke liye nhi reader ke liye pucha mai

Unke lie bhi yahi kahungi. Sirf ek hi prakar ki hi story na padhe. Har prakar ki story padhe.

Mak :: Paathak to koi hai nahi, Doston ke liye yahi sandesh hai ki jahan rahen sukhi rahein or forum ki samridhi ke liye apna yogdaan ( ) dete rahein.. or kabhi bhule bhatke yada kar liya karein.

Rekha rani :: पाठको को सिर्फ इतना कहना चाहूगी की कहानियों का आनंद ले और लेखकों का उत्साह बदात रहे,
कहानी को पर्सनेल न ले सिर्फ मनोरंजन के नजरिए से पढ़े,
लेखकों से उलझलूल ख्वाहिश और अजीब अजीब डिमांड न रखे कहानी को उनके अपने अनुसार चलने दे, हमेशा ध्यान रखे की लेखक की ये साइट सिर्फ पार्ट टाइम है रियल लाइफ में उसके अप्पर बहुत जिम्मेदारियां है इसलिए अपडेट न।आने।पर उनको डिमोटिवेट न करे।
और साथ ही लेखक महोदय से भी आग्रह है कि कहानी को पूरी करने का प्रयत्न करे अधूरी ना छोड़े


Black :: जितने भी मेरी कहानी के पाठक हैं।उन सबका तहे हृदय से आभार।मैं बस लिखने की कोशिश करता हूं। लेकीन उसे सफल पाठक बनाते हैं।
जो भी मेरी कहानी पढ़ते हैं और मेरा साथ देते हैं उन सबको मेरी तरफ से गीली पुच्ची।


((Maja aaya naa.. maine toh pahle hee kaha tha.. Ready for another twist...?? Well here it is..:))

Thank you Ristrcted for editing the interview... told, ya... Everyone is using everyone's id


Thanks and Goodbye....
Till /Untill we meet again
From
~~SGP 2009

I truly enjoyed the interview it was fantastic.. The humour and lightheartedness made it so engaging, and I could tell a lot of effort and hard work went into making it so enjoyable.. You guys really nailed it and I appreciate the creativity that went into putting it all together

 

[Diablo_]

MEMES

Spoiler

I don't know all the members but still the memes of the ones I do know were so much fun to watch and they really made me laugh

 

[Diablo_]

Overall great work, guys..
You’ve really put in a lot of time and effort and it’s evident. I thoroughly enjoyed everything from the LSB stuff to the travel blogs and the mod rants. They were all so good It’s refreshing to see such creativity. I really hope we get to see more amazing content like this in the future

 

[Dungeon Master]

 

[pagal nandu]

pagal nandu bhai march ke posts pe ab reaction de rahe

Sorry bhai. Mai Hamesha hi late ho jata hun. Stories aur unke reviews padhne mein hi time nikal gya mera

 

[Aakash.]

Kya randaap chal raha ​