Incest SAAND

[anandsngh12]

Siraj bhai index update kijiye

bilkul bhai..but shayad abhi vo busy hain

 

[anandsngh12]

Purana database yahan tak Ka Hoga. Baki phirse likna padega.

Vahi kar rahe hain bhai...sahi kahu to mann to ab bilkul bhi nahi kar raha hai..poora dimag hi off ho gaya hai..
Phir bhi chalo ek koshish aur kar lete hain..

 

[Guruv]

Nice

 

[anandsngh12]

Geart sir thanks alot. Ap sab admin itne mehnat krte ho. Ap sab ka dil se thank you so much.

bilkul bhai..I agree with u

 

[anandsngh12]

Next update to aa b gaya hai lekin idar abhi data update nahi hua hai

Aur shayad hone ki ummid bhi nahi lag rahi bhai..

 

[anandsngh12]

Siraj Patel sir sab se pehle aapka tehe dil se dhanyawad jo aapne itne mehanat se deta recover kiya.

I agree with u bhai

 

[anandsngh12]

Kuchh chije hamare hath me na hoti par kuchh na hone se achh hai .
Update padhat hu uske baad mujhe jitna yaad hai changes utna review me likhunga

Thanks bhai
aapne sahi kaha
Something is better than nothing..

 

[anandsngh12]

Nice

Shukriya Guruv bhai.

 

[Mr.X796]

SAAND
UPDATE- 233​

Ye sab sochte huye jab uska sir dard karne laga to mood fresh karne ke liye thoda bahar nikal aayi..tabhi uske kaano me goshala ke andar se kisi ke dhire dhire baat karne ki awaz sunayi padi to vah uss taraf nikal gayi.

Lekin goshala me jhaank kar jaise hi dekha to vo ye dekh kar chounk gayi ki vaha ek kone me chhup kar seema chachi mobile me kisi se dhire dhire kuch baate kar rahi thi..

Seema chachi ko goshala me ghus kar chupke se kisi se aise dhire dhire baat karte dekh kar sheetal ke kaan khade ho gaye.. vo darwaje ke paas se hi kaan laga kar seema chachi ki baate sunne ki koshish karne lagi..

Ab aage…..

Sheetal kaan laga kar sunne ki koshish kar rahi thi lekin seema chachi itne dhire dhire phusphusate huye baat kar rahi thi ki kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki vo bol kya rahi hai…?

Sheetal (mann me)—ye itna khusur phusur kar ke kisse aur kya baat kar rahi hai, kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai…kaise pata karu…? Thoda aur koshish karti hu…nahi sunayi dega to sidha uske paas hi pahuch jaungi…

Sheetal ne deewar se bilkul kaan sata diya aur dubara seema chachi ki baate sunne lagi..magar result jyo ka tyo hi raha..ab to uska mood hi kharab hota ja raha tha ki tabhi seema chachi ki thodi si awaz uski samajh me aayi to vo dhyan se sunne lagi..

Seema (dhire se)—tum samajhte kyo nahi ho…? Main abhi nahi aa sakti…

Dusri taraf se—(kya kaha gaya pata nahi)

Seema—tum samajhte kyo nahi ho... ? abhi ghar me sab log hain…kisi ko bhi mujh par shaq ho sakta hai...kisi ne dekh liya ya kisi ko pata chal gaya to main to kahi ki nahi rahungi….aur abhi to sheetal bhi ghar me hi hai..

Dusri taraf—(sunayi nahi diya)

Seema—bol to rahi hu ki raat me aane ki koshish karungi..

Sheetal (mann me)—ohhh..to mera shaq bilkul theek nikla..vo gaddar yahi hai seema chachi…..Sali raat me milne ka plan bana rahi hai apne yaar se…ja bhar aaj tu raat me milne…phir dekh, ki aaj agar maine teri haddi pasli nahi todi, to sheetal mera naam nahi..

Seema chachi baat karte huye bar bar goshala ke darwaje ki taraf dekh rahi thi…sheetal abhi aur kuch aage sun pati ki tabhi piche se rashmi ki awaz sun kar vo chounk gayi sath me seema bhi…

Rashmi—arrey sheetal..vaha kya kar rahi hai….? College chalna nahi hai kya….?

Sheetal (chounk kar)—haannn…

Seema (dhire se)—main baad me baat karti hu…lagta hai sheetal aa rahi hai…?

Sheetal (mann me)—oohh shittt..ye rashmi didi ko bhi abhi hi bolna jaruri tha…?

Seema ne turant call cut kiya aur bahar aane ke liye uth gayi..sheetal ka mood ek bar phir se kharab ho gaya ….tab tak seema bhi bahar nikal aayi aur goshala ke paas sheetal ko dekh kar thithak gayi.

Seema (mann me)—kahi iss jungli billi ne kuch sun to nahi liya….?

Sheetal (dimag kharab)—kya kar rahi thi andar chaachi…?

Seema (sakpaka kar)—kkk..kuch..nahi..kuch bhi to nahii..bas vo goshala saaf kar rahi thi….haan, goshala me jhadu laga rahi thi…

Sheetal (mann me)—Sali kamini…kitna jhuth bol rahi hai…

Rashmi—sheetal..ye rajj kaha gaya hai…? Ghar me to kahi dikh nahi raha hai…

Sheetal (kuch soch kar)—chachi, apna phone dena…thoda raj se baat karni hai…

Seema (ghabra kar)—mmm…mera phone me battery nahi hai…

Sheetal—bas mujhe ek minute to baat karni hai..

Seema—theek hai main le kar aati hu..andar kamre me rakha hai…

Sheetal (mann me)—kamini, mobile iske paas me hi hai phir bhi bol rahi hai ki kamre me rakha hai…

Seema turant andar chali gayi aur thodi der me phone me baat karte huye bahar niklti hai..sheetal use ghur kar gusse se dekhni lagti hai.

Seema (phone par)—haan, rajj beta..lo apni sheetal didi se baat kar lo..

Sheetal—hello rajj..kaha hai tu…? Maine tumse kaha tha na ki mujhe aur rashmi didi ko college chhodne jana hai tujhe… jaldi se ghar aa…

Sheetal ne call cut kiya aur mobile ke call log app me ja kar call history check karne lagi..magar vo ye dekh kar dang rah gayi ki usme abhi abhi ke raj ke call ko chhod kar baki poori history (missed call, incoming call, out going call) gayab thi. Usne massage box me ja kar check kiya to vaha bhi bilkul poori tarah nill bate sannata tha.

Sheetal (gusse se mann me)—ohhh, to ab samjhi ki mobile paas me hote huye bhi yaha kyo nahi diya…bolti rahi thi kamini ki andar kamre me rakha hai…sab samajh me aa gaya ki ye andar kyo gayi thi…andar ja kar poora soopda hi saaf kar diya isne to…ruk Sali, bahut hoshiyar banti hai na…aaj raat me kamini chachi teri gaand me mota danda ghused ke rahungi.

Sheetal ne ghurte huye use phone pakda diya jise le kar seema chachi turant andar bhag gayi…main ghar se nikal kar tahalte huye paidal hi construction site ki taraf aa gaya tha jaha bunglow banane ka kaam chal raha tha..sheetal didi se baat hone ke baad main vapis aa gaya.

Ghar aa kar rashmi sur sheetal didi ko le kar college chhoda…raste bhar main black star ke plan ke baare me sochne ki koshish karta raha lekin dimag tha ki bas ritu didi ki mast chuchi aur gaand aur kinjal didi ki bur me hi uljha hua tha.. uske alawa kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha.

Jab bhi black star ke plan ke baare me ankhe band kar ke sochne ki koshish karta to ankho ke samne ritu didi ki chuchiya aur kinjal didi ki jhaato wali bur dikhayi dene lagti…kayi bar koshish karne ke baad bhi bur aur chuchi ke alawa kuch nahi dikh raha tha.

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd..dimag hi kuch kaam nahi kar raha hai…kya karu…? Iss black star ki maa ko chodu ..saale ne koi hint bhi to nahi diya ab ki baar…pata nahi bhosdi ka kya karne wala hai…? Ye madarchod dimag hai ki kinjal did aur ritu didi ki bur, gaand aur chuchi par hi chipak kar rah gaya hai….ek kaam karta hu pahle kisi ki bur chodta hu phir iss black star ke baare me socha jayega…warna bina bur me ghuse ye lund mujhe kuch sochne nahi dega..lekin chodu to chodu kis ko…? Ghar me to sab log hain aise me to ghar me maa, kanchan bua, pushpa bua ki bur to milne se rahi..ek kaam karta hu jyoti ka ghar paas me hi hai..usko hi ja ke pelta hu..

Ye soch kar maine gadi jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mod di…lekin jane par malum hua ki jyoti commissioner office gayi huyi thi kaam se…ghar me sirf uski bhabhi kumkum. Uski maa gayatri aur chhamiya hi thi.

Mujhe dekh kar teeno khush ho gayi..chhamiya kitchen me khana bana rahi thi..jabki kumkum aur gayatri mere paas aa kar baith gayi..thodi bahut idhar udhar ki baate karne ke baad maine unko pakad ke chumna shuru kar diya.

Gayatri—beta, kaha rahta hai itne din gayab…? Mera nahi to kam se kam apni biwi kumkum ka to khyal kar liya kar.. uska bechari ka 5 va mahina chal raha hai..

Kumkum—mera bhar hi kyo, aap ki maa ka bhi to 5 va mahina chal raha hai…vo to inka pet pahle se hi bhari hai to pata nahi chal raha hai..ki inke pet me bhi hai..

Raj—kya sach me…?

Gayatri—haan beta…teri biwi ke sath sath teri ye maa bhi apne hi bete ke bachche ki maa banne wali hai…mujhe to iss baat ka hi darr khaye ja raha hai ki jab jyoti aur baki sab ko pata chalega to kya hoga…?

Raj—arrey darti kyo ho maa…tumhara ye beta tumhari beti ki bur me bhi apna lund ghused kar chod chuka hai..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaa..jyoti ko bhi..pel diya…?

Raj—haan maa…vo bhi kayi bar chod chuka hu apni bahan jyoti ko…

Gayatri—lekin meri beti ko kab ragad diya tune aur kaise…?

Raj—vo sab baad me bataunga…abhi jaldi se dono bed room me chalo…abhi mera chodne ka bahut mann hai..

Kumkum—abhi abhi to aaye ho…aur aate hi pahle vo karna hai…pahle khana to kha lijiye,,,bana ja raha hai..

Raj—arrey pagal, jab tak khana banega, tab tak main dono ko ek ek round chod loonga…chalo utho jaldi se..

Dono ka hath pakad ke main bed room me le gaya aur turant dono ko nangi kar ke ek sath dono saas bahu ko chodne me lag gaya…do ghante ki tabadtod chudai ke baad kapde pahan kar bahar aa gaya aur tab tak chhamiya ne khana laga diya. Khane ke baad ek bar phir se maine kumkum aur gayatri ko nangi kar ke tabiyat se gaand mari.

Dono itne me hi halakan ho ho kar bistar me dher ho gayi…mouka dekh kar maine ek round chhamiya ke upar bhi pel diya..vo to jaise issi intazar me thi..khoob maze se chudwaya usne…tab ja kar mera dimag kuch theek hua…

Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod black star akhir karna kya chahta hai….? Usne mujhe congratulate kyo kiya…? Kya ho sakta hai uska plan…? First-dayachand, second-vo ladkiya, third-shraddha, fourth-meri team, ya phir vo teen ladkiya janki, pammy aur sita…ya phir koi naya game plan….? Akhir kya ho sakta hai inme se…?

Maine phone nikal kar sabse pahle shraddha se baat ki, phir unn teeno ladkiyo se..iske baad chodu gang se baat karne laga call siraj ne uthaya.

Raj—hello..

Siraj—haan raj..

Raj—sab theek hai na..aur baki sab kaha hain…?

Siraj—sab ok hai..amtul apni Sali rakhi ko le kar uska khazana chodne sorry matlab ki khodne gaya hai…jitu ke ghar me kuch kaam tha to abhi abhi apne gaon gaya hai..raat tak ya phir subah aa jayega..baki bache main aur iron man to yahi hain….

Raj—achcha theek hai…unn ladkiyo ko unke ghar bhej diya…?

Siraj—haan, jitno ki ham le chod chuke hain..unko bhej diya hain…baki ko abhi chod rahe hain..jaise chud jayegi, inko bhi bhej denge…

Raj—abe, kisi ki bur vur mat chatna..aur ho sake to chodna bhi mat...

Siraj—bur chatne ka to naam bhi mat lo yaar…ab to vaise bhi bur chatne se darr lagta hai.. lekin yaar chodne me kya burayi hai.... ? vaise bhi hamne bur chatne ka bhi hal dhoond liya hai..

Raj—agar kisi ne apni bur, gaand ya chuchi me hi kuch laga rakha ho to... ?

Siraj—bataya na yaar ki hamne iska jawab dhoond liya hai…

Raj—kya dhoond liya hai…?

Siraj—vo kya hai na yaar…ab hum sabse pahle unn ladkiyo se hi ek dusre ki bur chatwate hainm phir chuchi chuswate hain aur phir ek dusre ki gaand chatwate hain…agar kuch apne bhosde me lagayi hogi to sabse pahle yahi mare…agar koi nahi mari to hum shuru ho jate hain..hihihihi

Raj—arrey wah gajab..kya idea nikala hai…tum log waqai me chodu gang ke kabil aur honhar officer ho…mujhe aise hi chudakkad admiyo ki talash thi..jo saand ka naam roshan kare…..very good..aage se chodo, piche se chodo, upar se chodo, niche se chodo..jaha se mann kare vaha se chodo lekin khoob chodo.

Siraj—chinta mat karo yaar..hum tumhara naam kharab nahi hone denge…..lekin yaar tum kaha par ho…? Yaha damini bhabhi din me 50 bar tumhare baare me puchti hain…?

Raj—“Jaha Dikh Jaye Gaand Ka Gaddha….Vahi Ban Jaye Saand Ka Adda.”

Siraj—wah bhai wah..kya line mari hai..

Raj—achcha ab serious ho kar suno….(phir maine black star se aaj huyi baat ke baare me bata diya)

Siraj—arrey yaar..ye bhosdi ka black star, shanti se jee bhar ke chodne bhi nahi deta hai..khair tum tension mat lo…udhar ka tum sanbhalo, yaha hum sanbhal lenge…tum dayachand, ye ladkiya aur damini bhabhi ki taraf se tension free ho jao… main abhi amtul ko bhi urgently bula leta hu..

Raj—thanks..agar koi problem ho to turant massage karna..

Uske baad kuch aur baato ki charcha kar ke maine call cut kar diya…gayatri aur kumkum abhi so rahi thi to maine chhamiya ko ek bar aur pela aur phir jaruri kaam ka bol kar vaha se nikal gaya.

Kuch der market me ghumne ke baad main vapis ghar aa gaya…apne room me pahuch kar main abhi bistar me lete huye black star ke baare me soch hi raha tha ki tabhi ritu didi khana le kar aa gayi….ritu didi ko dekhte hi ek bar phir se meri ankho ke samne aaj subah ka scene ghumne laga…halanki iss bar ritu didi ne apne doodh ke upar dupatta daal rakha tha.

Ritu—ye khana rakha hai, agar mann ho to kha lena…

Raj—mujhe bhukh nahi hai…aap le jao…

Ritu—jaisi teri marzi…kha chahe mat kha…ek to galti karta hai,,upar se gussa bhi khud hi dikhata hai..

Raj—didi, mujhe maaf kar do…sorry..

Ritu didi khana rakhne ke baad vapis ja rahi thi..meri awaz sunte hi darwaje tak pahuch kar ruk gayi….aur phir vapis palat kar mere paas aa ke mere bagal me bistar par baith gayi.

Ritu—kya bola..phir se bol…?

Raj (niche dekhte huye)—sorry didi, mujhe maaf kar do...

Ritu (sir me hath pherte huye)—chal maaf kiya…pagal main teri bahan hu…...phir bata kyo ki tune aisi galti... ?

Raj—sorry didi..ab nahi karunga…aap pls didi, mujhse naraz mat hona….main aap ko bahut pyar karta hu..

Ritu—main bhi tujhse bahut pyar karti hu..akhir tu hum sab bahno ka eklouta pyara sa ladla bhai jo hai…tujhme to hum sab bahno ki jaan basti hai..

Raj—sachchi didi, aap mujhse naraz nahi ho na…?

Ritu—pahle thi..lekin ab nahi hu…chal khana kha..subah bhi tune kuch nasta nahi kiya tha..

Raj—didi, agar aap mujhse naraz nahi ho to main aap ko kuch dena chahta hu…

Ritu—kya dena chahta hai, mera pyara bhai apni didi ko…?

Raj—aap ke liye ek gift laya hu..agar aap vo gift le logi to mujhe lagega ki aapne mujhe maaf kar diya...warna mujhe hamesha apne andar khud se nafrat hoti rahegi..

Ritu—achcha, kya laya hai gift mere liye..dikha to... ?

Raj—aise nahi..

Ritu—phir kaise…

Raj—pahle aaine ke samne khadi ho jao aur phir ankhe band karo...

Ritu—kyo aisa kya laya hai jo ankhe band karne ko bol raha hai…?

Raj—uff..didi, pahle jo kaha hai vo to karo..phir apne aap dekh lena…

Ritu—ok baba, theek hai…

Maine ritu didi ka hath pakad ke almari me lage aaine ke samne la kar khada kar diya…ritu didi ne ek bar meri taraf dekha to maine unko ankhe band karne ka ishara kiya.

Ritu (ankhe band kar ke)—ye lo bhai…maine aaine ke samne khadi ho kar ankhe bhi band kar li..ab batao..koun sa gift laaye ho apni bahan ke liye…?

Raj—didi, jab tak main na kahu tab tak ankhe mat kholna..

Ritu—theek hai mere bhai..nahi kholungi..

Raj—promise..

Ritu—teri kasam..

Raj—phir theek hai..

Maine apni jeb se market se laya hua gift nikal kar ritu didi ke piche aa kar khada ho gaya aur unke gale me pahna diya... gale me pahnane ke baad maine unko ankhe dhire dhire kholne ko kaha.

Raj—didi, ab dhire dhire apni ankhe kholiye....aur dekh lijiye apna gift...

Meri baat sunte hi ritu didi ne khushi se chahakte huye apni ankhe kholne lagi aur phir jaise hi samne aaine par nazar padi to unke hosh hi ud gaye....unke upar jaise aas maan hi toot pada....

Friends, Pichli Bar Posted Update Me Maine Kya Kya Changes Kiye The, Vah To Yaad Nahi Hain..Agar Baad Me Yaad Aaya To Edit Kar Dunga.

Sab pahle ki tarah mast h bhai

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 234​

Maine apni jeb se market se laya hua gift nikal kar ritu didi ke piche aa kar khada ho gaya aur unke gale me pahna diya... gale me pahnane ke baad maine unko ankhe dhire dhire kholne ko kaha.

Raj—didi, ab dhire dhire apni ankhe kholiye....aur dekh lijiye apna gift...

Meri baat sunte hi ritu didi ne khushi se chahakte huye apni ankhe kholne lagi aur phir jaise hi samne aaine par nazar padi to unke hosh hi ud gaye....unke upar jaise aas maan hi toot pada....

Ab aage.....

Ritu didi shocked ho kar kabhi meri taraf to kabhi aaine me apne gale me latak rahe neckless ki taraf dekhti...aur main didi ko dekh raha tha..unhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ek hi pal me ye kya ho gaya.

Raj—didi, kaisa laga giift... ?

Ritu (gusse me)—chatttaaakkkk...kutte, ye kya kiya tune... ?

Raj—didi, gift pasand nahi aaya to sidha bol do na..isme maarne ki kya jarurat thi... ?

Ritu (gusse me)—bata kyo kiya tune aisa mere sath..chatttaaakkk…bata….?

Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—ek to main dophar me ja kar aap ke liye dus lakh ka neckless le kar aaya…khush hone ki bajaye aap ulta mujhe maar rahi ho…? Madarchod, aaj ka mera din hi kharab hai...mujhe sabne mandir ka ghanta samajh liya hai.. jisko bhi dekho vahi subah se bajaye ja raha hai..

Ritu (gusse me)—kamine main neckless ki baat nahi kar rahi..ye jo tune neckless ke sath pahna diya mujhe, main uski baat kar rahi hu…

Raj—aur kya pahnaya maine.. ? kewal neckless bhar hi to pahnaya hai...

Ritu (gusse me)—(neckless upar ke dikhate huye)..to ye mangalsutra kaha se aa gaya mere gale me…?

Raj (shocked)—mangalsutra..! dikhao jara….(dekh kar)..areey haan, ye to sach much ka mangalsutra hai…lekin ye aaya kaha se…? ab samjha. didi, aapne chori chhupe shadi bhi kar li aur kisi ko bataya tak nahi…?

Ritu (chilla kar)—chup kar kutte…(rone jaisi surat)….ye tune kya anarth kar diya rajjj…? Muujhe laga tha ki tu apni subah ki harkat ke liye sach me sharminda hai aur isliye mafi maang raha hai…mujhe kya pata tha ki tu apni hawash me itna niche gir jayega…?

Raj—Main samajh gaya, ki aap mujhe pyar hi nahi karti...aur na hi kinjal didi karti..dono hamesha se mujhse ladti aayi ho....aap dono mujhse nafrat karti ho….tabhi to shadi khud kisi se kar li chupchap…ab mere upar aarop laga kar mujhe sab ki nazro me girana chahti ho…aap subah ka badla le rahi ho mujhse..jabki maine to mafi bhi maang li hai uss baat ke liye..

Ritu (ruwansi)—achcha main jhuth bol rahi hu..? tujhe sheetal ki kasam, bol ki tere paas mangalsutra nahi tha aur tune mujhe nahi pahnaya.... ? agar tune jhuth bola, to tu sheetal ka mara hua muh dekhe...

Raj—didiiiii, aap ko jo bolna hai mere baare me bolo..sheetal didi ke baare me kuch nahi…

Ritu—to bata mujhe…

Raj—haan, mere paas tha mangalsutra…

Ritu—kyo kharida tune mangalsutra aur kis ke liye….?

Raj—vo to dukan wale ne iss dus laakh ke neckless ke sath free diya tha aur vo ye bhi bol raha tha ki ye mangalsutra bahut lucky hai to maine le liya…

Ritu—to dikha mujhe vo mangalsutra…

Raj—abhi dikhata hu..(jeb me dekhte huye)..ohh..no..kaha gaya…meri jeb me hi to tha…

Ritu (sisakte huye)—ab bhi nahi samjha ki kaha gaya…? Ye vahi mangalsutra hai jo tune mujhe pahna diya….ye tune kya anarth kar diya rajjj..kyo kiya tune aisa rajj,,mere sath..kyo…?

Raj (shocked)—ohh shitt…lagta hai ki jab maine jeb se neckless nikala to ye bhi usme lipat kar aa gaya hoga aur dhokhe se neckless pahnane ke chakkar me ye gadbad ho gayi..I’m sirry didi…maine jaan bujh kar ye nahi kiya..jo bhi hua vo sab galti se hua…mujhe maaf kar do didi..

Ritu (sisakte huye)—lekin teri iss gadbad ne to mujhe kahi muh dikhane layak nahi rakha…meri zindagi barbad kar di tune..

Raj—kuch nahi hua didi…abhi kuch nahi bigda hai…aise kaise zindagi kharab ho jayegi….koun sa kisi ne dekha hai…jaldi se utar do ye mangalsutra..

Ritu (sisakte huye)—hey bhagwan..ye kaisa paap ho gaya…?

Raj—didi, kuch nahi hua hai..aap bekar me hi ro rahi ho…aaj kal ladkiya roj aise mangalsutra pahanti hain aur utarti hain.. chalo main nikalta hu..

Ritu (sisakte huye)—ek paap to kar chuka hai, ab dusra paap karne ja raha hai..

Raj—haan to paap mujhe lagega na…lagne do…idhar aao..utarne do mujhe ye..

Ritu (dhakka dete huye)—rajjjj…

Main ritu didi ke gale se mangalsutra utarne ke liye jaise hi hath mangalsutra ki taraf badhaya, to vaise hi ritu didi ne ghabra kar jor se mujhe chilla kar dhakka de diya aur sisakte huye vaha se bhag gayi...unko aise ghabrate huye bhagte dekh kar main bhi turant unke piche gaya lekin unhone apne room ka darwaja bhitar se band kar liya tha.

Raj—didi, pls darwaja kholo….(mann me)..ye kya bewaqoofi ho gayi mujhse..? kahi ritu didi apne aap ko kuch kar na le..? lekin maine bhi to jaan bujh kar nahi kiya kuch bhi...

Ritu (rote huye andar se hi)—rajj, tum jao yaha se…mujhe akeli chhod do….

Maine ritu didi ko bahut samjhane ki koshish ki lekin vo kuch sunne ko taiyar hi nahi thi...tabhi meri awaz sun kar kinjal didi pata nahi kaha se aa gayi..unhone mujhe darwaja knock karte dekha to sidhe mere paas aa gayi...

Kinjal (gusse me)—kyo khat khata raha hai darwaja...aur maine tujhe mana kiya tha na kamine mere room me aane ke liye…? Phir kyo aaya…?

Maine unki baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur sidha apne room me aa gaya gadi ki chabi lene…vaise hi mere piche piche kinjal didi bhi aa gayi gusse se tamtamate huye…aur aav dekha na taav aate hi mujhe maarne ke liye hath utha liya to maine turant unka hath beech me hi pakad liya.

Kinjal (gusse me hath uthate huye)—bol kamine…kya kiya tune ritu ke sath…?

Raj (hath pakad kar)—didi hai to didi ki tarah rah..sheetal didi banne ki koshish mat kar..samajh gayi…dubara hath uthaya to main ye bhul jaunga ki tum meri badi bahan ho..

Kinjal (gusse me)—kamine..chhod mera hath…kya kar lega…? Main aaj sab ko teri kartoot bataungi…?

Raj (gusse me)—ja bata de madarchod, jisko batana hai...teri maa ko chodu...kya batayegi sab ko...? yahi na ki maine tumhari bur dekhi hai aur chuchiya bhi dabayi hain… agar ye hath dubara mere upar utha na to teri maa ko chodu, tujhe nangi kar ke poore ghar me ghasit ghasit ke teri bur chodunga…na teri maa kuch kar legi aur na hi teri baap meri jhaant ukhad lega…samjhi..

Maine kinjal didi ka hath chhoda aur chabi le kar gusse me room se bahar nikal gaya….kinjal didi ekdam shocked ho kar mujhe jate huye but bani dekhti rahi..

Main abhi gadi start kar ke shilpa ke ghar ki taraf ja hi raha tha ki tabhi mera phone bajne laga..maine screen ki taraf dhyan diye bina hi call pick kar liya.

Raj—hello..

Dusri taraf se…

S T A R....B L A C K S T A R

Dimag to mera kharab tha hi, black star ka naam sunte hi aur bhi kharab ho gaya….

Raj (gusse me)—bol madarchodd…apni amma chudwane ke liye bar bar phone karta hai…? Areey gaand me dum hai to mere samne aa kar baat kar gaandu..

Black Star—hahahaha…tujhe bada ajib lag raha hoga na ki tu mujhe gaali de raha hai aur main phir bhi has raha hu..

Raj (dimag kharab)—ruk gaya…aage bol..ya phir madarchod..kisi ne tere muh me lund ghused diya….?

Black Star—tujhe gusse me dekh kar mujhe tujh par bahut taras aata hai..vo ek kahawat to suni hogi tune..Khisiyani billi khambha noche…teri halat bhi kuch vaisi hi hai….kyo mila meri congratulation ki paheli bujho ka hal…? Kyo nahi mila na…? hahahaha

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd..teri maa chod dalunga..bhosdi ke…ek bar tera address bhar mil jaye, phir dekhna kaise teri daiya aur maiya dono kaise chodta hu…

Black Star—aur vo tujhe kabhi milega nahi..kyon ki mera pata to mujhe khud bhi nahi malum..to tujhe batayega koun aur kya batayega….? Hihihihihi

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd…jab iss saand ka Qutub minar jitna lund teri gaand me ghusega na to teri gaand phat ke Taj Mahal ban jayegi aur phir teri gaand ka taj mahal bante hi poori duniya ko tera address malum ho jayega..

Black Star—tere lund me kitna dum hai, vo to dikh hi raha hai…jo ek paheli ko solve nahi kar paya…bechara, kare bhi to kya kare…? Oye.oye..oye..oye…Bahut daya aa rahi hai mujhe tere upar…

Raj—madarchod..teri daya ki bhi maa chod dunga..bhosdi ke..gaandu..jab dekho kukurmutta ka chhata liye ghumta rahta hai.bakchod..

Black Star—tu na waqai me ek saand hi hai…sab tujhe saand theek hi kahte hain…jaise saand ko bas khana, pina, mootna, jaha bhi gaay dikh jaye to chodna aur dusra koi uss gaay par chadhne ki koshish kare to usse bhid jana…dimag to unka lund me hi hota hai…bas yahi khubiya saand me hoti hain aur teri bhi hain..tujhe bhi itne ke alawa kuch nahi aata ..teri dimag ki tanki to bilkul khali hai..agar kisi ko marwana ho to bas uss admi ke paas lal kapda baandh do.. samajh lo ki kaam ho gaya, baki kuch karne ki jarurat hi nahi hai..kyon ki lal kapda dekhte hi saand use jinda chhodega hi nahi…tu bhi vaisa hi hai…taqat bhi tere andar saand ke jaisi hi hai….tujhe bhi lal kapda dikhana padta hai…ab dekh le pichli bar maine tujhe lal kapda dikha diya tha to tune unko maar diya jinko main tere hatho marwana chahta tha..ab ki bar nahi dikhaya to tu lund hilate yaha vaha ghum raha hai..tujhe kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai…kyo sahi kaha na saand babu…?

Raj (gusse me)—madarchod..teri maiya ko chodu..bhosdike..gaandu..

Black Star—hahahahaha…ab nahi dikhayega apni taqat pichli bar ki tarah…vaise bhi iss bar ka game to tu haar gaya… hahahaha…bye..agle plan par phir call karunga.

Iske baad usne call cut kar diya..aur main ab tension me aa gaya ki akhir black star karna kya chahta hai..maine gadi side me laga uski bato par sochne laga.

Raj (mann me)—akhir ye madarchod karne kya wala hai…? Iss bar kuch bataya bhi to nahi sale gaandu ne..dayachand, sita, pammy, janki, shraddha, damini, aur unn ladkiyo par to hath dalega nahi shayad…kyon ki ye baat vo bhi achchi tarah se janta hai ki mera sabse pahle focus inpe hi jayega..aise uske liye inn sab ko kidnap karna uske liye easy nahi hoga… jarur iss bar uska plan kuch aur hi hai…hamara dhyan inn sab ki suraksha me rahega, baki cheezo ki taraf jayega hi nahi, aur vo apna kaam badi asani se kar jayega…shayad isliye hi usne sirf congratulation diya hai, bataya kuch nahi…

Raj (mann me)—dusri baat ye bhi ho sakti hai ki usne pichli bar apne plan ke baare me sirf ek ghante pahle bataya tha, jisse ki main itne kam samay me kisi ko bacha na saku…lekin maine phir bhi bacha liya..uske andar iss baat ka darr baith gaya hai ki agar usne apne plan ke baare me kuch bhi bataya to uska plan phir fail ho sakta hai..yahi soch kar usne kuch nahi bataya..ek aur karan ye bhi lag raha hai ki iss bar samay ek ghante se kahi jyada ka hai uska plan ko kriyanvit karne ka.

Raj (mann me)—lekin iss baat par bhi dhyan dena jaruri hai ki pichli bar plan fail hone par usne kaha tha ki inn sab ko bachane ke liye mujhe bar bar kismat ka sath chahiye aur use sirf ek bar…aise me main inn sab ki security me koi dheel bhi nahi de sakta.

Raj (mann me)—agar usne apne plan me iss bar inn sab ko target nahi kiya hai to akhir uska inn sab se hat kar naya plan kya ho sakta hai….? Philhal to inn sab ki security tight kar deta hu.

Phir maine unn sabhi ladkiyo (jo ki apne ghar vapis ja chuki hain) ke nazdik ke police thane me vaha ke thana prabhari ko call kar ke unn sabhi ki suraksha ki jimmedari de di..shraddha aur baki teen ladkiyo ka bhi intazam kar diya..uske baad main shilpa ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya…jaha vo mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..

Shilpa—main kab se tumhara intazar kar rahi thi raj..aur tum ho ki abhi aa rahe ho…?

Raj—bas yaar..vo sheetal didi ko college chhodne chala gaya tha to time lag gaya….

Shilpa—abhi yahi khade rahna hai kya…? …chalo bedroom me…

Raj—kaki nahi dikh rahi…

Shilpa—maa ko pata hai ki uski beti ki aaj nath utarne wali hai..isliye vo khet chali gayi hai..

Raj—nath utarne ka program baad me karenge, pahle tum kapde pahan ke ready ho jao…

Shilpa—har bar tum yahi karte ho….jab bhi mujhe karne ka number aata hai to tum hamesha kisi na kisi bahane se taal jate ho…raj, kya mujhe karne ka tumhara mann nahi hota…? Kya main sundar nahi hu…? Gaon ki to poori ladkiyo ko karte ho, phir mere sath kyo nahi karna chahte…?

Raj—kyon ki tum gaon ki baki ladkiyo se bilkul alag ho…unn sabse sundar ho..tumhara nature unn sabse achcha hai.. aur tum meri best friend me se ek ho..jiski main dil se izzat karta hu…tum unn ladkiyo me se ek ho jin ke liye mere dil me hawash nahi balki sirf pyar aur caring hai..

Shilpa—to kya tum mere sath nahi karoge…?

Raj—karunga..lekin abhi pahle jo bol raha hu vo karo..jaldi se ready ho..

Shilpa—kaha jana hai…?

Raj—sab pata chal jayega…kapde to pahno pahle..

Shilpa—jab ye kapde utarungi tabhi to dusre pahnungi na…?

Raj—haan to jaldi se change kar lo na..

Shilpa—raj, tumhi utar do na mere kapde..

Raj—jis din tumhe karunga..uss din hi tumhe bina kapdo ke dekhunga..lekin abhi nahi..

Shilpa—vo din kab ayega raj…?

Raj—aaj bata dunga…

Shilpa (gale lag kar)—I Love You, Rajj

Raj (hoth chum kar)—ummmm…ab kapde pahno jaldi..

Phir shilpa ke ready hote hi usne ghar ki chabi khidki ke paas rakh ke main usko le kar nikal gaya…main abhi shilpa ko le kar city ke bus stand ke paas se gujra hi tha ki tabhi meri ankho ne gadi me lage side mirror me kuch aisa dekha ki jise dekh kar maine turant brake laga kar gadi reverse gear me daal di.

Asal me bus stand par meri choti bahan radha apni ek saheli ke sath khadi thi…aur vaha khade kuch manchale unse chhedchhad kar rahe the..mirror me achanak nazar padte hi jaise maine radha ko uss ladke ke gaal par thappad maarte dekha to turant brake laga diya… dimag to mera aaj vaise bhi kharab hi tha.

Maine gadi ko road ke ek side khadi kiya aur shilpa ko vahi rukne ko bol kar uss taraf chal diya…raste me khadi ek cycle ki chain khich kar nikal li aur use hath me lapet kar chal diya...ek ladka jo bar bar radha ka hath pakadne ki koshish kar raha tha, aur dusra uski saheli se badatmizi kiye ja raha tha…

Jabki radha aur uski saheli lagatar unka virodh kar rahi thi…vaha dus barah log aur bhi khade the lekin unhe aas paas ki duniya se koi matlab hi nahi tha…vo gandhi ji ke teen bandar ban kar khade the…pahuchte hi maine ek punch sidha uske muh par maar diya jisse vo turant niche gira…mujhe vaha dekh kar radha bhi chounk gayi..sath hi vaha khade ho kar tamasha dekh rahi public bhi…

Raj (gusse me)—dhishooommmm….madarchodddd….tadaaakkkkkk….teri maa ko chodu..kya kar raha tha…? tadaaakkkk

Radha (chounk kar)—bhaiyaaa..!

Ladka—aaaaaa…tuuuu…jantaaa…nahiiii…mainnn..koun huuuu….

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkk….madarchoddd…..main teri maa ko chod kar tujhe paida karne wala tera baap hu… chatttaaakkkkkk

Main uss ladke ko andhadhundh peetne me lag gaya….hath me chain lapete uske muh me punch dhada dhad maare ja raha tha…itne me bheed me se kisi ne thane me call kar diya ya phir shayad dusre ladke ne hi…kyon ki main civil dress me tha aur meri gadi bhi thoda dusri side khadi thi, isliye kisi ne pahchana nahi….

Ladka (chillate huye)—aaaaaaaaaaaaa……aaaaaaaa……bachaaaooooooo…..bachaaaoooo….aaaaaaaaaa

Uss ladke ke muh aur naak se lagatar khoon ki dhara bahe chali ja rahi thi..uske aadhe daant ke sath sath, naak ki haddi bhi toot gayi thi…aur vo dard me chillaye ja raha tha…

Apne sathi ko maar khate dekh dusra ladka turant daud kar paas me khadi ek maruti van se talwar nikal laya..use meri taraf talwar le kar daudte dekh radha ghabra gayi aur chilla padi…

Radha (jor se)—bhaiyaaaaa…

Vo ladka maar khate khate behosh ho chuka tha lekin main tab bhi use peete ja raha tha..radha ke chillane ki awaz sun kar mera dhyan bhang hua..tab tak vo ladka bilkul mere paas aa kar jaise hi talwar se prahar kiya to maine vaise hi chain ko dono hatho me pakad liya jisse uska vaar sidhe chain par ja kar laga.

Maine uske agla vaar karne se pahle hi chain ko talwar par lapet diya aur uske pet me ek jor se laat maar kar usko chheen liya…laat padne se vo piche ki taraf gir gaya.

Ladka 2—aaaaaaaaa….sale..tu janta nahi ki..tune jise mara hai vo high court ke judge ka ladka hai….aur main collector ka …. ab tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta….aaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkk…taddaaakkkk….teri aisi ki taisi bhosdike….judge aur collector ka ladka hai to kya..raah chalti ladkiyo ko chhedegaa….? Taddaaakkkkkk

Judge aur collector ke ladko ki pitayi ki khabar sun kar vaha ka thanedar turant action me aa gaya…aur apne sath dus sipahiyo ko le kar vaha aa dhamka….do sipahiyo ne daudte huye mujhe piche se pakad liya to maine chain lapeta hua vahi punch ghuma kar uski kanpati me chipka diya jisse vo kaan se khoon bahate huye vahi ludhak gaya aur dusre wale ki bina maare hi gaand phat gayi.

Thanedar (chillate huye)—rukk jaoo..warna goli maar dunga…

Raj (jor se)—madarchodo…jaha ho vahi khade raho…"Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Aur phir main jaise hi palat kar uski taarf ghuma to vo bhi chounk gaya..aur aage badh rahe sipahi bhi jaha ke taha khade ho gaye..ye dekh kar public aur bhi hairan ho gayi.

Thanedar (shocked)—SP Sahab..‼

Raj (gusse me)—haan to kya bol raha tha tu..collector ka ladka hai…taddaaaakkkk…tadaaaakkkkkk

Main usko bhi tabiyat se bajane laga…ye dekh kar thanedar ko apni naukri khatre me nazar aane lagi…vo bhag kar mere paas aa gaya aur dono ko chhodne ko kahne laga…dusra ladka bhi ab tak lahu luhan ho chuka tha aur shayad behosh bhi.

Thanedar—(tension)..sir, ye dono judge sahab aur collector ke ladke hain…itna maarenge to dono marr jayenge…

Raj (gusse me)—to ladkiyo ko chhedenge…? Dono ke upar case file karo aur Le jao dono ko hospital me admitt kar do.. aur ek baat ka dhyan rakhna, agar meri permission ke bina inko chhoda to tera ye danda teri hi gaand me ghused dunga. Samajh gaya…le jao dono madarchodo ko…

Raj (radha se)—tum dono chalo..meri gadi me baitho..

Thanedar ne apne chehre se pasina pochte huye hospital call karne laga… aur main radha aur uski saheli ko gadi me baitha kar aage nikal gaya..dono abhi bhi sadme jaisi halat me thi...radha ko yaha dekh kar shilpa bhihairanhuyi to shilpa ko meri gadi me dekh kar radha bhi chounk gayi.

Raj—tum dono ka kya chakkar tha inse... ?

Radha—koi chakkar nahi hai bhaiya, vo dono hame do teen din se aate jate raste me pareshan kar rahe the..aur aaj bus stand par badatmizi kar rahe the..maine kal ek ko thappad mara tha to aaj dono uska hi badla lene aaye the..hum dono ko apni gadi me baithne ko bol rahe the..jab maine mana kiya to vo ladka mera hath pakadne laga to maine aaj phir usko thappad maar diya..

Raj—jab pareshan kar rahe the to tune bataya kyo nahi mujhe…?

Saheli—vo bhaiyaa…hame laga tha ki ab vo kal ke thappad ke baad pareshan nahi karenge isliye maine hi radha ko batane se mana kar diya tha.

Raj—it’s ok..jab bhi koi problem ho to mujhe call kar diya karo..main turant handle kar lunga..

Dono—ji bhaiyaa..

Saheli (kaan me)—radha, tere bhaiya kitne handsome hain aur bahadur bhi…apne bhaiya se meri dosti karwa de na… main tera zindagi bhar ehsaan manungi..

Radha (gusse se, dhire se)—mere bhaiya ki taraf apni gandi nigah dali to tera muh noch lungi..samjhi..

Saheli (dhire se)—tu to meri pakki wali saheli hai yaar..itna bhi nahi kar sakti mere liye…?

Radha (dhire se)—nahi, bilkul nahi…kabhi sochna bhi mat..

Saheli (kaan me)—maine to suna hai ki tere bhaiya bahut bade chudakkad hain..aur to aur tere bhaiya ka lund bhi bahut bada hai..isliye sab tere bhaiya ko saand bolte hain…

Radha (dhire se)—sab teri jaisi hi ladkiya mere bhaiya ko badnam karti phirti hain har jagah..

Saheli (kaan me)—agar apne bhaiya se meri dosti karwa degi to tera kya bigad jayega... ? phategi to meri na, lekin dosti karwane me teri kyo phat rahi hai... ? kahi aisa to nahi ki tu bhi apne bhaiya se apni phadwane ke firaq me ho... ?

Radha (gusse me,kaan me)—kamini main tera gala daba dungi..samjhi..agar mere bhaiya ke baare me kuch bhi ulta sidha bola to...teri usme itni jyada khujli ho rahi hai to kyo nahi chali gayi uss collector ke ladke ke sath.. ? dono mil ke teri sari khujli mita dete..aage se bhi aur piche se bhi..

Saheli (dhire se)—haaye, ab to main apni ye khujli tere bhaiya se hi mitwaungi...dekh lena..

Radha (ghurte huye)—kalmuhi tu phir mere bhaiya ke bare me boli...na dekh lena, theek nahi hoga...teri meri dosti aaj se khatam..

Saheli (kaan me)—achcha baba, naraz kyo hoti hai.. ? pahle tu lena apne bhaiya ka phir to main tere baad le sakti hu na..?

Radha—ab tu maar khayegi mere hath se..

Maine ek jagah gadi rok kar thoda nasta kiya aur unhe bhi karwaya…uske baad aage chal pade..lekin iss bar radha turant mere bagal wali seat par aa ke baith gayi jisse shilpa ko piche baithna pada.

Radha—bhaiya, vo gift ki dukan par gadi rok dena..

Raj—kyo…?

Radha—kyo ki mujhe gift lena hai..

Raj—gift, lekin kis liye…?

Radha—uufff bhaiya, aap bhi..itna bhi yaad nahi hai ki kal aap ka birthday hai…

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Shilpa /saheli—kyaaa..kal birthday hai…?

Radha—haan, kal mere bhaiya ka birthday hai..aur dekho jinka birthday hai unhe khud hi yaad nahi hai apna janam din..

Raj (mann me)—ooh sala..kal to mera birthday hai..aur mujhe khud hi dhyan nahi hai..gajab ho gaya…

Phir achanak hi na jane mere dimag ki ghanti bajne lagi….aur mere chehre par khushi se mushkurahat aa gayi..jaise ki mujhe aladin ka chirag mil gaya ho….? maine radha ko khushi ke maare pakad kar apni baaho me khich liya aur usko chumne laga..uske gaal..uske hoth..uski ankhe..ye dekh kar shilpa aur uski saheli hairan rah gayi..khud radha bhi.

Raj (khushi me)—ohhh..meri gudiya…uuuummmm…uuummmm…uuummm…I Love U..my sister….uuummmm.. tune mera dil khush kar diya…congratulation..my sweet heart…you are my lucky sister..uuuummmmm

Radha (shocked, mann me)—ye bhaiya ko achanak kya ho gaya…? Bhaiya ne mere hotho me bhi chummi li.