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UPDATE—30 ​

Main rashmi didi ke sath unke gaon ke liye nikal pada….bus me kafi bheed thi, lekin phir bhi khade hone layak jagah mil hi gayi….mere mama ka gaon yaha se karib 50 km ki doori par tha…..bus se utarne ke baad bhi lagbhag 3 km paidal hi chal ke jana padta tha…abhi philhal gaon tak jane ka koi bhi sadhan nahi tha….hota bhi kaise…abhi tak pakki road bhi to nahi bani thi…vahi kachchi pagdandi hi thi.

Main rashmi didi ke piche khada ho gaya….bus chalti rahi aur uski bheed bhi badhti rahi….dhire dhire ye halat ho gayi ki khade rah pana bhi dubhar lagne laga tha.

Log piche se dhakka dete to main didi ke upar girta aur aage se dete to didi mere upar girti….iss dhakka mukki me mere lund ki halat bhi kharab hone lagi aur bechara iss bheed bhad se pareshan hokar kroadhit ho gaya.

Uske kroadh ka shikar ban rahi thi rashmi didi….agar unhone salwar nahi pahni hoti to kab ka unki chaddi me chhed kar ke unki gaand ko phad chuka hota…vaise koshish to yahi kar raha tha.

Jab bhi dhakka lagne par vo unki gaand me ghusne ke liye dabav banata to didi meri taraf mud ke thoda gusse me dekhti aur main sirf mushkura kar sorry bol deta….vo bhi shayad mouke ki najakat ko samajh rahi thi isliye kuch nahi boli.

Raj (conductor se)—bhai hame ram nagar ke pull ke paas utar dena.

Conductor—theek hai…utar dunga.

Agle stop par kuch awara dil phenk ashiq chadh gaye bus me….chadhte hi unhone apni adat ke mutabik ladkiyo par comment kaste huye chhed chhad karne lage….vo aage badhne lage ladkiyo ke chutad aur chuchiyo ko ghurte huye.

Awara 1—bahut bheed hai bhai….jara dekh ke chalo…aage hi nahi jara piche bhi.

Awara 2—ha bhai…main piche ka dekhta hu tu aage ka sambhal.

Raj—conductor bhai...vo pull aaya kya.... ?

Conductor—jab ayega to bata dunga yaar…kitni baar puchega..kam se kam dus bar to puch chuka hai.

Raj—theek hai…theek hai…jab aaye to bata dena.

Vo ladke dhakka mukki karte huye hamare paas tak aa gaye…aur jabran didi se chipakne lage…ek to vaha par jagah ki kami pahle se hi thi upar se ye bhi ghus aaye.

Rashmi—dekhiye theek se khade hoiye.

Awara 3—mera to theek se hi khada hai….kyo be tera khada nahi hai kya…? Ye madam khada karne ko bol rahi hai.

Awara 4—mera to 24 hrs khada hi rahta hai.

Awara 1—kyo baby chahiye kya…? Mera bhi khada hai…?

Rashmi—shut up…aur door hato

Lekin door hatne ki jagah charo didi se bilkul satkar khade ho gaye….didi ab asahay hokar meri taraf ek baar palat ke dekhi….aur phir samne dekhne lagi.

Tabhi unme se ek ladke ne rashmi didi ki kamar me hath rakhne ko hua hi tha ki maine uska hath beech me hi pakad liya… usne apna hath chhudane ki bahut koshish ki lekin nahi chhuda paya.

Raj—aisi galti dubara mat karna….warna jindagi bhar ek hi hath se khane aur dhone ka kaam karna padega.

Awara 2—abe chikne koun hai be tu….? Ye ladki teri biwi lagti hai kya….?

Raj—meri biwi lagti hai ki nahi ye chhod lekin teri bahan jarur hai.

Awara 1—sale bahut juban ladata hai....ye driver gadi rok.....hamare hi ilake me aakar hamko hi aankh dikhata hai.

Raj—ilaka kutto ka hota hai…sher jis kisi bhi ilake me bhi chala jaye….vahi ka raja kahlata hai.

Awara 3—maro sale ko…bahut akad hai isme…

Tabhi maine uske dahine gaal par ek jor ka thappad jad diya….natiza uske samne ke do daant toot kar bahar aa gaye.. ye dekh kar sab sann rah gaye….uske baki sathi aage badhe to maine unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.

Raj (ungli ghumate huye)—vahi ruk jao…..warna maine agar maarna chalu kiya to yaha Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.

Awara 1—dekh lenge tujhe….bach ke kaha jayega….chal be phir kabhi milega tab dekhenge isko.

Vo charo vahi utar gaye…vo kahawat sahi kahi gayi hai ki agar kutto ki bheed me ek bhi kutte ko patthar maar do to baki ki gaand apne aap phat jati hai.

Raj—bhai vo pull kab ayega.

Conductor—pull to nikal gaya.

Raj—kyaaaa…? Gadi piche le….?

Conductor—gadi piche nahi jayegi....ab agle stop par hi utarna......aaaaaaaa

Raj—kya kaha...gadi piche nahi jayegi...teri to...chatttaaakkkk...chaatttaaakkkk

Conductor (gaal sahlate huye)—bhai jaldi bus piche le le.....nahi to ye mujhe maar dalega.

Driver ne jaldi se bus mod kar vapis hamare gaon taraf jane wali puliya ke paas chhod diya.....main aur didi dono dhire dhire paidal hi chalne lage.

Rashmi—tu hamesha ladayi jhagde ke mood me hi kyo rahta hai.... ?

Raj—mujhse ladkiyo ki be-ijjati dekhi nahi jati.

Rashmi—aur jo tu khud gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke sath karta phirta hai tab…..

Raj—kya karta hu main….? Kuch bhi to nahi karta

Rashmi —rahne de...sab dekh aur sun chuki hu tere bare me....poore gaon bhar me badnam hai....tujhe pata bhi hai ki ye sab ladke kitne badmash hain…ek number ke chhate huye gunde hain….tu to kuch din me apne ghar chala jayega… lekin mujhe to roj aana jana hai….vo ab ki baar jyada logo ko lekar ayenge.

Raj—to police complain kar do.

Rashmi—yaha ka thana incharge Deshraj ek number ka kamina inspector hai….uski nazar to khud hi logo ki bahu betiyo par lagi rahti hai.

Raj—chinta mat karo aap….main sab theek kar dunga.

Rashmi—tune mere sath aise baat kyo ki thi…?

Raj—kab…?

Rashmi—kuch nahi…

Raj—achcha…uss din…vo mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap rashmi didi ho.

Rashmi—kyo karta hai aisi gandi harkate….? Poore gaon me tera naam badnam hai....pata nahi log kya kya kahte hain... ?

Raj—kya kahte hain….?

Rashmi—jaise tujhe pata hi nahi hai.

Raj—ab mujhe kaise pata hoga... ?

Rashmi—tu aage chal main aati hu..

Raj—kyo...mere sath chalne me darr lagta hai.

Rashmi—bahas mat kar...tu chal mujhe thoda kaam hai.

Raj—ab yaha sunsan jagah par apko kya kaam aa gaya….? Achcha ab samjha…boyfriend se milna hai…

Rashmi—chup pagal...kuch bhi bolta hai....mera aaj tak koi boy friend nahi hai samjha....main inn sab me nahi rahti.

Raj—to phir kya kaam aa gaya achanak se..... ?

Rashmi—uffff....ab kya tujhse khul kar kahu ki mujhe bathroom karna hai..tab samjhega....idiot

Raj—to sidhe sidhe kaho na ki mujhe mootna hai.

Rashmi—chup bewaqoof….phir chalu ho gayi teri kaminapanti

Raj—achcha baba sorry….aap jao moot lo…main dusri taraf muh ghuma leta hu.

Rashmi—nahi tu aage ja pahle.

Raj—ye lo aap se baat karte huye mera mann bhi mootne ko hone laga.

Rashmi—to jake kar le udhar...mujhe kyo suna raha hai.... ?

Main samne khule me jakar apni zip khol kar lund ko bahar nikal ke mootne laga....rashmi didi ne apna muh ghuma liya tha dusri taraf...tabhi mere mann me ek shararat sujhi.

Raj (chillate huye)—aaaaaaaaa......mar gaya....ohhhh maaaa

Meri chillane ki awaz sun kar rashmi didi bina soche samjhe mere paas bhag kar aa gayi.....unhe kya pata ki ye sab meri planning thi unko apne lund ke niche lane ki.

Rashmi—raj...kya hua...tu chillaya kyo.... ?

Raj—aaaaaa....pata nahi kisi kide ne kaat liya to bahut dard ho raha hai.... ? sujan bhi aa gayi lagta hai... ?

Rashmi—kaha kaat liya....chal dikha mujhe jaldi se... ?

Raj (lund ki taraf ishara karte huye)—yaha kaat liya.....aaaaaaaa.....mar gaya.

Rashmi ne jaise hi niche dekha to uski saans gale me hi atak gayi.....uske samne raj ka vishal lund khada hua tha jiska topa kisi pahadi aalu ki tarah phoola hua tha.....rashmi ka ye pahla mouka tha jab vo koi real lund dekh rahi thi vo bhi itne paas se.

Rashmi (mann me)—baap re...kitna bada aur mota hai raj ka... ? kahi isse koi bimari to nahi hai... ? sab sahi kahte hain ye sachmuch ka saand hi hai.....pata nahi kaise ghusta hoga unke andar.... ? mere andar to aadha ghusne par hi jaan chali jayegi meri.

Raj—didi ab dekhti hi rahogi ki kuch karogi bhi.... ?

Rashmi (sakpaka kar)—mmm...main kya karu... ?

Raj—kuch nahi....bas isko band kar do andar...mere chhune se jyada dard ho raha hai.

Rashmi—chal doctor ko dikha le.

Raj—nahii...mujhe sharam aati hai.

Rashmi—apni bahan ke samne khol ke khada hai…aur kahta hai ki sharam aati hai.

Raj—aap bas band kar do bas…

Rashmi ne kampte hatho se kisi tarah se usko pant ke andar kiya….isme usko bahut mehnat karni padi….badi mushkil se andar gaya vo….lekin rashmi ke dil me ek jhunjhuni uttapann kar gaya.

Raj—ab aap bhi yahi moot lo.

Rashmi—kyaaaaa…?

Raj—main dusri taraf muh ghuma lunga.

Rashmi ne iss baar jyada bahas kiye bina hi thodi doori par ped ki aad me baith kar mootne lagi…..mera dil baar baar rashmi didi ki bur ko dekhne ke liye lalayit hone laga.

Raj (mann me)—haaye…didi yahi baith ke moot leti na…kaisi bur hogi rashmi didi ki….? Chikni hogi ki unki bur me jhaante hogi…? Ek baar apni gaand ke hi darshan kara do didi.

Shayad raj ke dil ki pukar rashmi ke jehan tak pahuch gayi…..uska dil bhi iss samay bagawat karne par utaru hone laga tha usko jane kya sujhi ki usne ped ki aad se thoda bahar nikal kar apni gori nangi gaand ke upar se kurta utha liya aur issi douran raj ko uski poori nangi gaand ki ek jhalak dekhne ko mil hi gayi.

Peshab karne ke baad rashmi vapis aa gayi…ab dono chup chap chal rahe the lekin dono ke mann me kuch tarange hilore le rahi thi.

Raj (mann me)—kitni khubsurat aur gori gaand hai didi ki…..ek baar poori nangi dekhne ko mil jaye to dil khush ho jayega.

Rashmi (mann me)—mera mann aaj bahak kyo raha hai….? Mujhe poora yakin hai ki raj ne meri gaand jarur dekhi hai to kya raj mujhe bhi chodna chahta hai…..? manglik hone ke karan meri shadi to hone se rahi…..kya main jindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi…..? raj ka kitna bada hai aur gora bhi hai…..kya raj sach me mujhe chodega….? Kya mujhe raj se chudwa lena chahiye….? Ghar ki baat ghar me hi rahegi….lekin ye galat hai….paap hai….vo mera bhai hai.

Aise hi sochte huye hum kab gaon pahuch gaye samay ka pata hi nahi chala….gaon me ghuste hi chhote mama dinesh mil gaye jinki shadi hone wali thi.

Dinesh—achcha hua tum log aa gaye…main bus stand hi aa raha tha….tum log ghar chalo main ek bar khet ghum kar aata hu.

Raj—main bhi apke sath chalta hu mama.

Rashmi—theek hai bhaiya….main ghar ja rahi hu….aap raj ka dhyan rakhna.

Rashmi didi ghar chali gayi aur main mama ke sath kheto ki taraf nikal gaya….chhote mama se meri kafi banti thi….khet me aa kar unhone ek charpayi bichha di aur hum dono vahi baith gaye.

Raj—kya mama….shadi bhi tay kar li aur bataya bhi nahi mujhe….?

Dinesh—maine kaha tay ki ghar walo ne pasand hai.

Raj—kyo apko pasand nahi hai mami….? Ya vo khubsurat nahi hain….?

Dinesh—aisi baat nahi hai….sab kahte hain ki vo bahut sundar hai.

Raj—sab kahte hain matlab….? Aap ne nahi dekha kya mami ko.... ?

Dinesh—nahi...aur na hi usne mujhe dekha ....ye le minto fresh kha.

Raj—achcha phone me baat to hoti hogi na.... ?

Dinesh—nahi maine aaj tak usko phone nahi kiya…usne ek do baar kiya tha lekin maine uthaya nahi…samajh me nahi aaya ki kya baat karu.

Raj—iska matlab ki aap ne apni hone wali biwi ko nahi dekha…aur na hi usne apko dekha.

Dinesh—hmmmmm

Minto fresh khate hi mere dimag ki batti jal uthi….mere dimag me kayi idea kul bulane lage aur main unke vishay me sochne lag gaya.

Raj (mann me)—mama ne mami ko nahi dekha….mami ne mama ko nahi dekha…iska matlab dono ne ek dusre ko nahi dekha….agar main dinesh mama ban kar hone wali mami ko pel du to….?

 

[FRIDAY]

Superb update...
Raj aur Deshraj ki beech jaldi hi aam na samna hone wala hai.
Nice description of journey.
Hot scenes were fantastics.
Raj to aapni hone wali mami ko chod ne ki soch raha hai.Kia raj aapne maksat pe kaam yab hoga?Dekhte hai aage kia hota hai.
Awesome update....
Great work.....
Keep it up....

 

[Arjun Singh 72]

awesome fabulous update
Kya kurafati dimag hiiska

 

[Raja thakur]

Fantastic update

 

[NOVA SHARMA]

Bhai mazaa aa gayaa update padh kar aise update ke liye idea laate kahaa se ho

 

[Sanju]

SAAND
UPDATE—30 ​

Main rashmi didi ke sath unke gaon ke liye nikal pada….bus me kafi bheed thi, lekin phir bhi khade hone layak jagah mil hi gayi….mere mama ka gaon yaha se karib 50 km ki doori par tha…..bus se utarne ke baad bhi lagbhag 3 km paidal hi chal ke jana padta tha…abhi philhal gaon tak jane ka koi bhi sadhan nahi tha….hota bhi kaise…abhi tak pakki road bhi to nahi bani thi…vahi kachchi pagdandi hi thi.

Main rashmi didi ke piche khada ho gaya….bus chalti rahi aur uski bheed bhi badhti rahi….dhire dhire ye halat ho gayi ki khade rah pana bhi dubhar lagne laga tha.

Log piche se dhakka dete to main didi ke upar girta aur aage se dete to didi mere upar girti….iss dhakka mukki me mere lund ki halat bhi kharab hone lagi aur bechara iss bheed bhad se pareshan hokar kroadhit ho gaya.

Uske kroadh ka shikar ban rahi thi rashmi didi….agar unhone salwar nahi pahni hoti to kab ka unki chaddi me chhed kar ke unki gaand ko phad chuka hota…vaise koshish to yahi kar raha tha.

Jab bhi dhakka lagne par vo unki gaand me ghusne ke liye dabav banata to didi meri taraf mud ke thoda gusse me dekhti aur main sirf mushkura kar sorry bol deta….vo bhi shayad mouke ki najakat ko samajh rahi thi isliye kuch nahi boli.

Raj (conductor se)—bhai hame ram nagar ke pull ke paas utar dena.

Conductor—theek hai…utar dunga.

Agle stop par kuch awara dil phenk ashiq chadh gaye bus me….chadhte hi unhone apni adat ke mutabik ladkiyo par comment kaste huye chhed chhad karne lage….vo aage badhne lage ladkiyo ke chutad aur chuchiyo ko ghurte huye.

Awara 1—bahut bheed hai bhai….jara dekh ke chalo…aage hi nahi jara piche bhi.

Awara 2—ha bhai…main piche ka dekhta hu tu aage ka sambhal.

Raj—conductor bhai...vo pull aaya kya.... ?

Conductor—jab ayega to bata dunga yaar…kitni baar puchega..kam se kam dus bar to puch chuka hai.

Raj—theek hai…theek hai…jab aaye to bata dena.

Vo ladke dhakka mukki karte huye hamare paas tak aa gaye…aur jabran didi se chipakne lage…ek to vaha par jagah ki kami pahle se hi thi upar se ye bhi ghus aaye.

Rashmi—dekhiye theek se khade hoiye.

Awara 3—mera to theek se hi khada hai….kyo be tera khada nahi hai kya…? Ye madam khada karne ko bol rahi hai.

Awara 4—mera to 24 hrs khada hi rahta hai.

Awara 1—kyo baby chahiye kya…? Mera bhi khada hai…?

Rashmi—shut up…aur door hato

Lekin door hatne ki jagah charo didi se bilkul satkar khade ho gaye….didi ab asahay hokar meri taraf ek baar palat ke dekhi….aur phir samne dekhne lagi.

Tabhi unme se ek ladke ne rashmi didi ki kamar me hath rakhne ko hua hi tha ki maine uska hath beech me hi pakad liya… usne apna hath chhudane ki bahut koshish ki lekin nahi chhuda paya.

Raj—aisi galti dubara mat karna….warna jindagi bhar ek hi hath se khane aur dhone ka kaam karna padega.

Awara 2—abe chikne koun hai be tu….? Ye ladki teri biwi lagti hai kya….?

Raj—meri biwi lagti hai ki nahi ye chhod lekin teri bahan jarur hai.

Awara 1—sale bahut juban ladata hai....ye driver gadi rok.....hamare hi ilake me aakar hamko hi aankh dikhata hai.

Raj—ilaka kutto ka hota hai…sher jis kisi bhi ilake me bhi chala jaye….vahi ka raja kahlata hai.

Awara 3—maro sale ko…bahut akad hai isme…

Tabhi maine uske dahine gaal par ek jor ka thappad jad diya….natiza uske samne ke do daant toot kar bahar aa gaye.. ye dekh kar sab sann rah gaye….uske baki sathi aage badhe to maine unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.

Raj (ungli ghumate huye)—vahi ruk jao…..warna maine agar maarna chalu kiya to yaha Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.

Awara 1—dekh lenge tujhe….bach ke kaha jayega….chal be phir kabhi milega tab dekhenge isko.

Vo charo vahi utar gaye…vo kahawat sahi kahi gayi hai ki agar kutto ki bheed me ek bhi kutte ko patthar maar do to baki ki gaand apne aap phat jati hai.

Raj—bhai vo pull kab ayega.

Conductor—pull to nikal gaya.

Raj—kyaaaa…? Gadi piche le….?

Conductor—gadi piche nahi jayegi....ab agle stop par hi utarna......aaaaaaaa

Raj—kya kaha...gadi piche nahi jayegi...teri to...chatttaaakkkk...chaatttaaakkkk

Conductor (gaal sahlate huye)—bhai jaldi bus piche le le.....nahi to ye mujhe maar dalega.

Driver ne jaldi se bus mod kar vapis hamare gaon taraf jane wali puliya ke paas chhod diya.....main aur didi dono dhire dhire paidal hi chalne lage.

Rashmi—tu hamesha ladayi jhagde ke mood me hi kyo rahta hai.... ?

Raj—mujhse ladkiyo ki be-ijjati dekhi nahi jati.

Rashmi—aur jo tu khud gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke sath karta phirta hai tab…..

Raj—kya karta hu main….? Kuch bhi to nahi karta

Rashmi —rahne de...sab dekh aur sun chuki hu tere bare me....poore gaon bhar me badnam hai....tujhe pata bhi hai ki ye sab ladke kitne badmash hain…ek number ke chhate huye gunde hain….tu to kuch din me apne ghar chala jayega… lekin mujhe to roj aana jana hai….vo ab ki baar jyada logo ko lekar ayenge.

Raj—to police complain kar do.

Rashmi—yaha ka thana incharge Deshraj ek number ka kamina inspector hai….uski nazar to khud hi logo ki bahu betiyo par lagi rahti hai.

Raj—chinta mat karo aap….main sab theek kar dunga.

Rashmi—tune mere sath aise baat kyo ki thi…?

Raj—kab…?

Rashmi—kuch nahi…

Raj—achcha…uss din…vo mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap rashmi didi ho.

Rashmi—kyo karta hai aisi gandi harkate….? Poore gaon me tera naam badnam hai....pata nahi log kya kya kahte hain... ?

Raj—kya kahte hain….?

Rashmi—jaise tujhe pata hi nahi hai.

Raj—ab mujhe kaise pata hoga... ?

Rashmi—tu aage chal main aati hu..

Raj—kyo...mere sath chalne me darr lagta hai.

Rashmi—bahas mat kar...tu chal mujhe thoda kaam hai.

Raj—ab yaha sunsan jagah par apko kya kaam aa gaya….? Achcha ab samjha…boyfriend se milna hai…

Rashmi—chup pagal...kuch bhi bolta hai....mera aaj tak koi boy friend nahi hai samjha....main inn sab me nahi rahti.

Raj—to phir kya kaam aa gaya achanak se..... ?

Rashmi—uffff....ab kya tujhse khul kar kahu ki mujhe bathroom karna hai..tab samjhega....idiot

Raj—to sidhe sidhe kaho na ki mujhe mootna hai.

Rashmi—chup bewaqoof….phir chalu ho gayi teri kaminapanti

Raj—achcha baba sorry….aap jao moot lo…main dusri taraf muh ghuma leta hu.

Rashmi—nahi tu aage ja pahle.

Raj—ye lo aap se baat karte huye mera mann bhi mootne ko hone laga.

Rashmi—to jake kar le udhar...mujhe kyo suna raha hai.... ?

Main samne khule me jakar apni zip khol kar lund ko bahar nikal ke mootne laga....rashmi didi ne apna muh ghuma liya tha dusri taraf...tabhi mere mann me ek shararat sujhi.

Raj (chillate huye)—aaaaaaaaa......mar gaya....ohhhh maaaa

Meri chillane ki awaz sun kar rashmi didi bina soche samjhe mere paas bhag kar aa gayi.....unhe kya pata ki ye sab meri planning thi unko apne lund ke niche lane ki.

Rashmi—raj...kya hua...tu chillaya kyo.... ?

Raj—aaaaaa....pata nahi kisi kide ne kaat liya to bahut dard ho raha hai.... ? sujan bhi aa gayi lagta hai... ?

Rashmi—kaha kaat liya....chal dikha mujhe jaldi se... ?

Raj (lund ki taraf ishara karte huye)—yaha kaat liya.....aaaaaaaa.....mar gaya.

Rashmi ne jaise hi niche dekha to uski saans gale me hi atak gayi.....uske samne raj ka vishal lund khada hua tha jiska topa kisi pahadi aalu ki tarah phoola hua tha.....rashmi ka ye pahla mouka tha jab vo koi real lund dekh rahi thi vo bhi itne paas se.

Rashmi (mann me)—baap re...kitna bada aur mota hai raj ka... ? kahi isse koi bimari to nahi hai... ? sab sahi kahte hain ye sachmuch ka saand hi hai.....pata nahi kaise ghusta hoga unke andar.... ? mere andar to aadha ghusne par hi jaan chali jayegi meri.

Raj—didi ab dekhti hi rahogi ki kuch karogi bhi.... ?

Rashmi (sakpaka kar)—mmm...main kya karu... ?

Raj—kuch nahi....bas isko band kar do andar...mere chhune se jyada dard ho raha hai.

Rashmi—chal doctor ko dikha le.

Raj—nahii...mujhe sharam aati hai.

Rashmi—apni bahan ke samne khol ke khada hai…aur kahta hai ki sharam aati hai.

Raj—aap bas band kar do bas…

Rashmi ne kampte hatho se kisi tarah se usko pant ke andar kiya….isme usko bahut mehnat karni padi….badi mushkil se andar gaya vo….lekin rashmi ke dil me ek jhunjhuni uttapann kar gaya.

Raj—ab aap bhi yahi moot lo.

Rashmi—kyaaaaa…?

Raj—main dusri taraf muh ghuma lunga.

Rashmi ne iss baar jyada bahas kiye bina hi thodi doori par ped ki aad me baith kar mootne lagi…..mera dil baar baar rashmi didi ki bur ko dekhne ke liye lalayit hone laga.

Raj (mann me)—haaye…didi yahi baith ke moot leti na…kaisi bur hogi rashmi didi ki….? Chikni hogi ki unki bur me jhaante hogi…? Ek baar apni gaand ke hi darshan kara do didi.

Shayad raj ke dil ki pukar rashmi ke jehan tak pahuch gayi…..uska dil bhi iss samay bagawat karne par utaru hone laga tha usko jane kya sujhi ki usne ped ki aad se thoda bahar nikal kar apni gori nangi gaand ke upar se kurta utha liya aur issi douran raj ko uski poori nangi gaand ki ek jhalak dekhne ko mil hi gayi.

Peshab karne ke baad rashmi vapis aa gayi…ab dono chup chap chal rahe the lekin dono ke mann me kuch tarange hilore le rahi thi.

Raj (mann me)—kitni khubsurat aur gori gaand hai didi ki…..ek baar poori nangi dekhne ko mil jaye to dil khush ho jayega.

Rashmi (mann me)—mera mann aaj bahak kyo raha hai….? Mujhe poora yakin hai ki raj ne meri gaand jarur dekhi hai to kya raj mujhe bhi chodna chahta hai…..? manglik hone ke karan meri shadi to hone se rahi…..kya main jindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi…..? raj ka kitna bada hai aur gora bhi hai…..kya raj sach me mujhe chodega….? Kya mujhe raj se chudwa lena chahiye….? Ghar ki baat ghar me hi rahegi….lekin ye galat hai….paap hai….vo mera bhai hai.

Aise hi sochte huye hum kab gaon pahuch gaye samay ka pata hi nahi chala….gaon me ghuste hi chhote mama dinesh mil gaye jinki shadi hone wali thi.

Dinesh—achcha hua tum log aa gaye…main bus stand hi aa raha tha….tum log ghar chalo main ek bar khet ghum kar aata hu.

Raj—main bhi apke sath chalta hu mama.

Rashmi—theek hai bhaiya….main ghar ja rahi hu….aap raj ka dhyan rakhna.

Rashmi didi ghar chali gayi aur main mama ke sath kheto ki taraf nikal gaya….chhote mama se meri kafi banti thi….khet me aa kar unhone ek charpayi bichha di aur hum dono vahi baith gaye.

Raj—kya mama….shadi bhi tay kar li aur bataya bhi nahi mujhe….?

Dinesh—maine kaha tay ki ghar walo ne pasand hai.

Raj—kyo apko pasand nahi hai mami….? Ya vo khubsurat nahi hain….?

Dinesh—aisi baat nahi hai….sab kahte hain ki vo bahut sundar hai.

Raj—sab kahte hain matlab….? Aap ne nahi dekha kya mami ko.... ?

Dinesh—nahi...aur na hi usne mujhe dekha ....ye le minto fresh kha.

Raj—achcha phone me baat to hoti hogi na.... ?

Dinesh—nahi maine aaj tak usko phone nahi kiya…usne ek do baar kiya tha lekin maine uthaya nahi…samajh me nahi aaya ki kya baat karu.

Raj—iska matlab ki aap ne apni hone wali biwi ko nahi dekha…aur na hi usne apko dekha.

Dinesh—hmmmmm

Minto fresh khate hi mere dimag ki batti jal uthi….mere dimag me kayi idea kul bulane lage aur main unke vishay me sochne lag gaya.

Raj (mann me)—mama ne mami ko nahi dekha….mami ne mama ko nahi dekha…iska matlab dono ne ek dusre ko nahi dekha….agar main dinesh mama ban kar hone wali mami ko pel du to….?

Mast update bhai

 

[Zas23]

Nice update

 

[KOHINOOR]

super duper update
maza a gaya padh kar
ab nayi mami ki bari h
dekhte h raj kya karta h

 

[Myheartbeat408]

Bahut badhiya kahani dear