Incest SAAND

Iron Man · Sep 17, 2019

Super fantastic mind-blowing hot update
Lalita maushi ki bur bhoshda bnane ke bad gaand ka bhi gubbara bna diya .
Ab thakurain bhi set ho gayi hai kahi wo thakur ki beti ko to nahi chudwa degi es bar saandh se
Ab kinjal pe najar pad gayi hai dekhte hain aage kya hota hai .
Waiting for next update

Sp bala · Sep 17, 2019

Bariya update hai anand bhai , lalita mousi ki toh phar ke rakh di saand ne .... laga tha raaj ko sirf saadhna ka hi gam hai lekin apne bachpan mai usne bahut kuch dekh liya sayed isiliye usko har baat pe gussa aha jata hai .... raaj ke family mai paiso ko leke itni problem hai toh mere khayal se raaj ko pahle apne family ke financial condition ko theek karna chahiye .... waiting for undertaker vs raaj fight ....

Dmahi19 · Sep 18, 2019

Hello Bhai I am commenting first time after reading your full story up to last update ...

For me superb story from where it's start and up to what milestone and height it's achieve.

Still I am waiting more thrills and best update ....

Thanks

Waiting for next update ...

anandsngh12 · Sep 18, 2019

SAAND
UPDATE- 79

Raj—achcha fresh hone khet me ja rahi ho....chalo main bhi tumhare sath hi fresh ho jaunga....dono aamne samne baith kar kuch baate bhi kar lenge..

Kinjal—mere piche piche aaya na to patthar utha ke marungi.

Raj—tum patthar uthane ke liye jhuko to pahle didi…..tumhare jhukte hi main piche se tumhari gaand na maar lu to phir kahna.

Ab aage…..

Kinjal—kitna besharm ho gaya hai tu raj…rishte nato ka to kam se kam khyal rakh.

Raj—ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayega kya aur agar saand chadhna chhod dega to uska naam hi mitti me mil jayega….aur maine kab kaha ki aap meri bahan nahi ho….aap meri pyari didi ho….meri pyari bur wali bahan ho aap to.

Kinjal—kitna kamina hai tu…chal bhag yaha se nahi to thappad khayega.

Raj—koi baat nahi thappad bhi maar lena, ye to apka haq hai par pahle thoda doodh hi pila do...

Kinjal—theek hai, main abhi ja ke sheetal ko bol deti hu vo tujhe doodh pila degi.

Raj—didiii, dubara sheetal didi ko beech me mat lana.

Kinjal—kyo sheetal ke paas bhi to vahi sab hai jo mere paas hai, phir bhed bhav kyo…?

Raj—subah subah dimag ki maa bahan mat karo….chalo jao yaha se jaha jana hai aap ko…aaj se aap se main ab baat hi nahi karunga…achaar daal ke kha lena apna sab kuch.

Main unhe vahi chhod ke apni gadi ke paas lout kar start kiya aur kisi ko mere jane ki kuch khabar lage usse pahle hi vaha se nikal liya…itne time subah road me traffic lagbhag na ke barabar rahta hai to maine full speed se chalate huye apne gaon ke paas pahuch kar thakurain ko call ghuma diya….usne ek hiring me pick bhi kar liya jaise ki hath me mobile le kar mere call ka hi intazar kar rahi thi….usko maine vahi aane ko kah diya.,jo ki haweli se jyada door bhi nahi tha.

Thakurain ne aate hi mujhe apne sath city wale ussi bunglow me le gayi….jaha maine pahuchte hi usko bistar me patak kar uske upar chadh gaya aur nangi kar ke uski chuchiyo ko masalne laga.

Thakurain bhi chudasi thi…akhir lund ka swad jo chakh liya tha usne vo bhi saand ka lund….usne poora sath diya.. halanki dard to usko aaj bhi ho raha tha balki uss din se jyada hi ho raha tha.

Kuch der uski chuchiyo se khelne ke baad maine apne kapde utar diye aur uski jangho ko apne kandhe par rakh kar ek hi jhatke me aadha lund thakurain ki bur me ghused diya….vo dard se bilbila uthi…to maine phir bade pyar se daba daba ke achchi tarah choda….usne bhi mera poora sath diya apni bur chudwane me.

Raj—ab batao kya baat karni thi….?

Thakurain—aaj meri bhatiji neelam ka birthday hai….main chahti hu ki tum bhi vaha aao…ye raha invitation card.

Raj—matlab haweli bula ke marwana chahti ho..

Thakurain—Jo thakurain tumhe maarna chahti thi, vo thakurain uss raat hi marr gayi jis rat tumne uske jism par apne naam ki mohar laga di thi.

Raj—to phir ye jante huye bhi ki tumhare bhai meri jaan ke dushman hain, mujhe invite karne ki vajah….?

Thakurain—main chahti hu ki tum Neelam ko masal kar kali se phool bana do.

Raj (shocked)—aisa karne ki vajah…?

Thakurain—kya vajah…? Tumne hi to kaha tha ki tumhe haweli ki har ladki aur aurat ko pelwane me main tumhari madad karu…main to bas apna vada nibha rahi hu…aage tumhari marzi, baad me ye mat kahna ki maine koi help nahi ki.

Raj—kyo neelam apni dene ko taiyar ho gayi….?

Thakurain—meri usse koi baat nahi huyi hai iss matter par, lekin mujhe doubt hai ki usne tumhe uss rat mujhe pelte huye dekh liya hai.

Raj—kyo usne kuch kaha kya tumse….?

Thakurain—haan, puch rahi thi ki vo saand poori raat aap ke room me kya kar raha tha ?….isse pahle ki vo kisi ko bataye, uska tum udghatan kar do.

(asal me neelam ke mobile me cctv ka software installed tha jisme usne vahi dekha jo ki thakur ne dekha tha)

Raj—kaisi ladki hai ye neelam…?

Thakurain—Jaisa baap vaisi beti....balki baap se bhi do kadam aage...bahut hi nakchadhi aur bahut jyada ghamandi hai neelam.

Raj—matlab bilkul teri tarah

Thakurain (mushkura kar)—hmmm...lekin main ab nahi hu.

Raj—tumhara bhai mujhe jaan se maar dega haweli me dekhte hi...

Thakurain—tum haweli pahuchne se pahle hi mujhe call kar dena, main bahar hi tumhara intazar karungi.

Raj—party me aane ka fayda kya hoga.. ? itni bheed me sab ke hote huye vo nakchadhi ki naak me nakail thodi padegi.

Thakurain—ye to hai..lekin tum neelam ko dekh to loge aur mere sath rahoge to bhaiya bhi kuch nahi bolenge.

Raj—theek hai dekhta hu agar time mila to…

Thakurain—dusra main chahti hu ki tum under taker se mat lado…vo professional fighter hai…world champion rah chuka hai…ye sab bhaiya ki chaal hai, tumhe usse ladwa kar marwane ki.

Raj—saand ka to kaam hi hai chadhna aur ladna….vo apna kaam kaise chhod sakta hai…iss tarah se dekha jaye to saand bhi professional fighter hi hua na ….tum tension mat lo….

Uske baad maine ek baar thakurain ko jam ke pelne ke baad main vaha se jyoti se milne chala gaya…jaha usne bataya ki thakur ne hum dono ko bhi aaj ki party ke liye invite kiya hai….

Raj (shocked)—ye baat kuch hajam nahi huyi…?

Jyoti—samajh to main bhi nahi pa rahi hu ki thakur ne akhir hame party me kyo invite kiya hai…? Ye jante huye bhi ki tumne kal uske bhai ko khule aam kutte ki tarah dhoya hai…jarur daal me kuch kala hai.

Raj—mujhe to poori ki poori daal hi kali lag rahi hai...vaise kya karna chahiye mujhe... ?

Jyoti—sabse pahle to tum ek baat ka vishesh dhyan rakhna ki Raj aur avinash, ye dono ek hi admi hain, kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye.

Raj—aisa kyo…?

Jyoti—aisa karne se tumhari family safe rahegi…aur tumhari study par bhi asar nahi hoga.

Raj—to mujhe party me jana chahiye ki nahi…?

Jyoti—ek mann kahta hai ki jana chahiye to dusra mann kah raha hai, nahi jana chahiye…main tumhe khona nahi chahti raj.

Raj—daro mat….chalo ek round pahle tumhe pel leta hu.

Phir maine jyoti ko pakad ke nangi kar diya aur khud bhi nanga ho ke uske upar chadh gaya… Maine uski chuchiyo ko dono hatho se pakad kar jor jor se dabane laga…jyoti mere hotho se chusne me lag gayi..apni chuchiyo ko dabwate huye….

Uska utavlapan dekh kar main bhi apna control khone laga aur ek chuchi ko muh me bhar ke chusne laga aur dusri chuchi ko masalta raha jor jor se….kabhi iss chuchi ko chusta to kabhi dusri ko.

Jyoti—aahhhh….aise hi raj….pi lo meri chuchiyo ka ras…..nichod dalo inhe….jyoti ke ek ek ang par kewal tumhara naam likha hai raj…..aahhh….aise hi chus lo mera sara doodh…..khoob jor jor se meri chuchi daba daba kar piyo raj….aur jor jor se dabao ….jitni jor se dabane ka mann kare, daba lo raj meri chuchiyo ko

Main kuch der tak jyoti ki chuchiyo ko khoob kas kas ke masalta chusta raha….jab tak ki poori tarah se lal nahi ho gayi….…tab ja ke maine kahi usko chhoda.

Uski bur kaam ras se sarobar thi….maine niche jhuk kar uski bur ke madan ras ko chatna shuru kar diya aur jyoti tadapne lag gayi.

Jyoti—aaahhhh….rajjjj….aise hi chato meri bur ko….aahhhh…..bahut achcha lag raha hai……aur chato……aahhhh….mujhe bhi tumhara lund pina hai raj….

Maine uth kar apne kapde nikal kar nanga ho gaya aur jyoti ko apne upar 69 position me kar liya…..uske muh me lund ghused diya aur vo usko jor jor se chatne aur pine lagi….

Maine apni jeebh uski bur ke chhed me ghused kar achchi tarah se uski bur ka jeebh chodan karne laga…vo mere lund ko piti rahi…..dus minute me hi vo do baar jhad gayi….main bhi uske tight muh me lund chuswate huye thodi der baad pichkari chhodne laga…..maine lund bahar nikalne ki koshish ki lekin usne hath ke ishare se mujhe rok diya aur mere lund ka pani pine lagi.

Jhadne ke baad bhi usne mera lund nahi chhoda aur usko piti rahi…main bhi phir se uski bur ko chusne laga…jaldi hi mera lund tantana kar khada ho gaya to maine use bahar nikal liya jyoti ke muh se.

Maine uske dono pair utha kar apne kandhe par rakh liye aur lund ko uski bur ke chhed me tika kar dono chuchi pakad ke ek sansanata hua takatwar dhakka jyoti ki bur me pel diya….jyoti ki jordar cheekh kamre me goonj uthi….lund uski bur ko phadta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya .

Jyoti ne jaldi se takiya utha kar apna muh daba liya….aur maine uski chuchiyo ko kas kas ke marodte huye de danadan char takatwar dhakke uski bur me ragad diye.

Jyoti (cheekhte huye)—aaahhhhhh…mummyyyy……marrr gayiiii……meri burrrrr

Jyoti ki ankhe bahar nikal aayi ….uski ankho se jhar jhar karte huye anshuo ki aviral dhara pravahit hone lagi ….mera lund jyoti ki bur ki deewaro ko kakdi ki tarah cheerta hua jad tak ghus gaya…aur lund ka topa uski bachchedani ke darwaje ko khol kar uske andar sama gaya… main uski chuchiyo se khelne laga…uske gulabi nipples ko muh me bhar ke chubhlane lag gaya.

Jyoti —aaahhhhh…..rajjj….……meri bur aaj phir se phat gayi haiii….aaaaa….…..ohhhh….mummyy…..…..aisa lag raha hai ki…tumhara ye lund …meri bur phadne ke baad ab mera pet bhi phad dalega.

Raj—bas……..ab sirf maza ayega…

Main uski chuchiyo se khelta raha….aise hi kuch der tak uski chuchi pine aur dabate rahne ke baad vo phir se garam ho kar chudasi hone lagi aur apni gaand niche se upar uchka uchka kar mere lund par maarne lagi….ye dekh kar main samajh gaya ki ab iski bur chod chod kar bhurta banane layak ho chuki hai.

Maine dhire dhire lund ko andar bahar sarkana shuru kar diya aur uski bur ko chodne laga…..jyoti dard se tilmila bhi rahi thi aur chudasi hone se apni bur ko upar bhi utha rahi thi lund ko leelne ke liye apni bur me.

Thodi hi der me jab vo kuch normal ho gayi to main jyoti ki bur ko thoda tez tez chodne laga….jyoti ko ab utna dard nahi ho raha tha…vo bhi niche se apni gaand utha utha kar mera sath dene lagi apni bur ki chudayi me….poora kamra phach phach phach phach ki madhur dwani se kampit hone laga.

Jyoti—aahhhhhh…..aise hi…dhire dhire chodte raho rajjj….uuufff…..jyada jor jor se mat chodna…dard hota hai….dhire dhire jitna chodna hai chod lo meri bur ko…..le lo maza meri bur ko chodne ka…..haannn aise hi rajj….poora maza le le kar chodo meri bur ko…..loot lo meri jawani ka maza rajjj…..aaahhhhh…..

Raj—kya mast bur hai tumhari jyoti….?

Jyoti—aahhhhh…..tumhare liye hi hai meri ye mast bur…..ab achcha lag raha hai…..aise hi chodte raho meri bur…..meri chuchi bhi dabao rajj.. aise hi dabate raho…..meri dono chuchi ko khoob jor jor se daba daba kar apne lund se meri bur ko chodte raho…khoob chodo raj..meri bur..ab thoda jor jor se lund ke dhakke meri bur me maro….aise hi….aaahhh….khoob pelo rajj..meri bur khoob pelo….pelte raho meri bur….aaahhhh…..bahut maza aa raha haiii

Maine ab uski chuchiyo ko khoob jor se masalte huye uski bur me tagde takatwar dhakke marne laga….vo jyada der tak khud ko nahi rok payi aur uski bur ne pani phenk diya.

Maine bur se lund nikal kar usko ghodi bana diya aur piche se ek hi takatwar dhakke me lund ko uski bur me gahrayi tak ghused kar chodne laga…. Sath hi uske dono chutad par thappad bhi marne laga…..jyoti ke dono chutad bahut jaanleva the jab lund ki thokar bur me maarte huye uske makhmali chutado se meri jaanghe takrati to thapp thapp ki awaz hone lagti.

Jyoti—aahhhh…..bahut maza aa raha hai rajjj….khoob jor jor se chodo… jee bhar ke chod lo mujhe…aaahhhh

Raj—kya mast jawani hai teri….teri maa bhi aise hi ekdam mast maal hai chodne layak...

Jyoti—meri maa par nazar mat lagao….mujhe jitna chodna hai chod lo.....jab tumhara mann kare mujhe poori nangi kar dena aur apna ye saand jaisa lund ghused dena meri bur ke chhed me....aur khoob pel pel kar maza le lena meri bur ka.....

Raj—tumhari maa ke paas bur nahi hai kya…?

Jyoti—hai, meri maa ki dono jaangho ke beech meri maa ki bur hai...lekin meri maa ki bur tumhare chodne ke liye nahi hai….ab khoob jor jor se chodo raj mujhe...aaahhhhhhh...aise hi kas kas ke pelo mujhe...aaahhhh

Raj— tum dono maa beti ki bur ko bhosda bana dunga chod chod kar

Jyoti—aaahhhh…pahle meri to bana do baad me meri maa ki banana…aaj itna pelo mujhe ki meri bur sach me bhosda ban jaye…khoob hachak hachak ke chodo mujhe…haan….khoob jor jor se pelo meri bur….aise hi…chodte raho mujhe… aaaaahhhh

Maine jyoti ko khada kar ke uski ek taang pakad ke upar utha li aur bur me lund pel diya…Ab maine jyoti ki bur me tagde tagde dhakke laga kar chodne laga….karib dus minute jor jor se chodne ke baad jyoti ek bar phir jhad gayi…lekin main ussi tufani speed me chodte huye uski bur ko dheeli karne me laga raha.

Jyoti ek bar phir se chudasi ho kar mera sath dene lagi…..kuch der aise hi ragadne ke baad main bhi jhadne ke karib aa gaya..to main full speed me uski bur ki dhajjiya udate huye chodne laga….kuch hi samay me mere lund se garam garam pichkari uski bachchedani me girne lagi.

Apni bachchedani me garam lava mahsoos karte hi jyoti ka badan akadne laga aur vo jor se mujhse chipak kar jhadne lagi main usko le kar bistar me gir gaya .

Kuch der jyoti ke upar lete rahne ke baad maine uth kar kapde pahne….maine usko shadi me chalne ko kaha to vo khush ho gayi….usne mujhe kapdo ke ek poora bundle pakda diya.

Raj—ye sab kya hai…?

Jyoti—raj, ye meri taraf se sab ke liye kapde hain.

Raj—kyo mere liye apna paisa barbad kar rahi ho... ?

Jyoti—raj tum koi paraye to nahi ho na.. ! meri maa tumhe apna beta avinash samajhti hai aur maine to apna tann mann sab tumhe de diya hai...mera jo bhi hai, sab tumhara hi to hai raj....dekho pls mana mat karna.

Raj—ok

Jyoti—aur haan, ye paise rakh lo shadi me kaam ayenge

Maine uske paas se apne paise le kar chodu gang ke paas pahuch gaya jo ki nashe me tull ho kar soye huye the….unhone dophar tak me pahuchne keliye to main vapis ghar aa gaya…pahuchte hi sab phir se sawal karne lag gaye ki itni subah kaha gaya tha, ye police ki gadi kiski hai….? Aur ye sab kya hai.

Raj—kahi nahi morning karne gaya tha…ye gadi mere dost ki hai….aaj shadi hai to usne mujhe diya hai kaam ke liye… ye sab ke liye kapde laya hu.

Sheetal—morning walk me tujhe itna time lagta hai…jabki ghar me itna kaam hai aaj…chal ye kapde dikha mujhe, pahle main check karungi.

Raj—mere jaise sharif ladke par shaq karna achchi baat nahi hai didi….chalo hato mujhe bhi ab fresh hona hai, phir apne dosto ko bhi lene jana hai…..ye itni badbu kaha se aa rahi hai….?

Sapna (dhir se)—pata nahi raat me didi ko kya hua….subah hum jab gaye to vo niche jamin par padi huyi thi…poore kamre me unhone moot diya tha…mera palang bhi toota hua tha aur unme khoon ke daag the…abhi tak unke uthne ki himmat nahi hai…hamne kisi tarah se unko bindu ke room me lita diya, kapde badal ke…ye uski hi badbu hai.

Raj (natak)—kya baat karti ho mami…?

Sapna (dhire se)—hame to aisa lagta hai ki kisi saand ne raat ko lalita didi ko jam kar pela hai ,..jiske karan unki uthne baithne tak ki himmat nahi hai...unki dono jaangho ke beech se bhi khoon bah raha tha aur piche se bhi.

Raj (dhire se)—itni buri tarah se koun chod sakta hai bhala mousi ko…?

Sapna (kaan me)—sab ko pata hai ki ek hi to saand hai yaha...hihihihi

Raj (kaan me)—ye to sidha sidha mere upar aarop hai, mami.

Sapna (mushkurate huye kaan me)—sab ko shanka hai ki tune hi apni mousi ko raat me pel paal kar subah kahi bhag gaya..

Raj—kis kis ko shanka hai mere upar…? Sab ki gaand phad dunga.

Sapna (dhire se)—chinta mat kar….ye baat sirf main aur bindu hi jante hain abhi….baki sab to yahi samajh rahe hain ki unki tabiyat kharab hai.

Raj—ohhhh..thank god

Sapna (dhire se)—bata tune hi ragda hai na raat me didi ko…?

Raj—halla kyo kar rahi ho mami…agar kahi ye baat galti se bhi james bond ko malum ho gayi to mera jeena haram kar degi vo…kaho to tumhe bhi pel deta hu.

Sapna—abhi time nahi hai…baad me pel lena meri.

Malti—raj beta…itne sare manhge kapde, sariya…ye sab to lakho ke honge…itne paise aaye kaha se tere paas…?

Sheetal (beech me)—vo sab main dekh lungi maa..tum batao badhiya sari hai na …ye tum par bahut jamegi

Malti—lekin itne paise aaye kaha se iske paas….? Bina ye jane main kuch nahi lungi…aur tum log bhi mat hath lagana, mujhe haram ki kamayi nahi chahiye.

Sheetal—maa, asal me raj ki lottery lagi hai…poore bees lakh ki….isliye hi usne kal mujhe bulaya tha sath me paise lene jane ke liye.

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaa….bees lakh ki lottery….?

Raj—haan maa, ab to le lo

Malti—theek hai…lekin aage se lottery vottery mat khelna…achchi aadat nahi hai ye.

Raj—theek hai maa…..ye lo maa paise.

Maine maa ko ek suitcase pakda diya….sheetal didi ne turant usko lapak kar khola to Itne paise dekh kar sab ki ankhe phati rah gayi…akhir zindagi me pahli bar vo itni rakam dekh rahi thi.

Raj—sab apne apne liye kapde pasand kar ke pahan kar dekh lo…agar chota bada hua to change kar dunga

Sab apne liye do teen set kapde vo bhi costly dekh kar bahut khush ho gaye….sheetal didi ne lottery me mujhe inaam milne ki baat kah ke sab ka muh band kar diya….maa bhi khush ho gayi.

Malti—sheetal ye paise sambhal ke rakh le apne paas…inme se do do lakh apni dono mami ko de dena…unke kaam ayenge….aur apni choti mami ke liye bhi kuch kharid lena.

Raj (mann me)—sab khush hain mujhse….agar main abhi kisi ko chodne ki koshish karu to vo mana nahi karegi

Bindu—lekin didi, ham kya karenge itne paise…?

Raj—rakh lo mami….ab se main sab ka dhyan rakhunga..aap logo ka bhi…kisi ko koi kami nahi hone dunga.

Bindu—tum bahut achche ho raj

Raj (kaan me)—lekin aap ko bhi mera dhyan rakhna padega ab....main room me ja raha hu vahi aa jao jaldi se.

Sab apne apne kapde dekhne me magn the to main apne room me aa gaya...thodi der me hi bindu mami bhi hath me pani ka glass liye mere room me aa gayi….unke aate hi maine apni baho me le liya.

Bindu (dhire se)—raj chhodo na…koi dekh lega.

Raj—samajh gaya...aap mujhe apni bur nahi dena chahti....koi baat nahi...aap jaiye mami.

Bindu (dhire se)—ghar me sab log hain raj

Raj—to kab dogi mujhe apni bur mami... ?

Bindu—(no response)

Raj—theek hai mami..aap mujhe apni bur nahi dena chahti to koi jabardasti nahi hai…main phir bhi aap ka khyal rakhunga har tarah se…aap dimag me koi tension mat lo.

Bindu (dhire se)—aisi baat nahi hai raj, ghar me bahut saare mehman hone se koi jagah khali hi nhi hai…sab chale jaye to tabhi kuch ho sakta hai.

Raj—main intazar kar lunga…bas aap itna bata do ki aap ki bur mujhe chodne ko milegi ki nahi…?

Bindu (dhire se)—milegi raj.

Raj—to thoda sa doodh daba lu aap ke... ? bas ek minute.

Bindu (darwaje ki taraf dekhte huye)—hmmm…daba lo.

Phir kya tha maine jaldi se blouse ke andar hath daal ke unki nangi chuchiyo ko pakad liya aur jor jor se dabane laga… mami ka chehra laaz aur sharam se laal peela ho raha tha..sath me mann me ye darr bhi tha ki koi aa na jaye…karib paanch minute tak maine unki chuchiyo ko meesta raha..tabhi kisi ke aane ki aahat pa kar mami vaha se bhag gayi.

Sab apne apne kapde mujhe dikhane aayi thi…unme gents ke liye bhi kapde the…matlab ki complete set..yaha tak ki bra panty tak…sabhi behad khush thi….mere liye bhi special suit tha usme.

Main sheetal did aur rashmi ko le kar market chala gaya jaha unhone arushi ke liye ek neckless kharida…phir hotel me hi khana kha kar vapis lout aaye.

Dophar tak me apni chodu gang bhi aa gayi to sab ne mil kar shadi ki taiyari me hath bataya….shaam ko maine maa ko bata diya ki hum sab direct vahi barat me shamil ho jayenge.

Phir hum market nikal gaye jaha maine apne dosto ke liye bhi kharid dari ki…aur phir shaam hote hi thakur ki haweli ki oor nikal gaye…lekin vaha pahuchte hi security officer ne mujhe dekh kar andar jane se rok diya….to hum gadi se bahar aa gaye.

S.O.—sale tu phir aa gaya vo bhi main gate se hi...abhi teri gaa.....aaaaaaaahhhh

Raj—Tadaaakkkkkk…..madarchod..Phate Bhosde Ki Paidayish….teri maa ko chodu..Ja, aur Jaa kar thakur se bol ki uska baap saand aaya hai..welcome karne aaye yaha.

Thappad itna jor se pada tha usko ki vo sidhe main gate se takra kar niche gira….do guuards jaldi bhagte huye andar gaye thakur ko batane…magar tab tak thakurain ne aa kar mamla sambhal liya aur apne sath hame andar le gayi…jaha darwaje par hi thakur aate huye mil gaya.

Thakur (gusse me)—Teri itni himmat ki thakur ke admiyo par hath uthaye….?

Raj—“Thakur Teri Ye Akad Ek Din Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi…Jab Tere Ghar Ki Har Aurat Saand Ke Lund Se Chud Jayegi.”

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anandsngh12 · Sep 18, 2019

Desi Man said:
बहुत गरम है दोस्त
मासी की गाांड तो चित्तौड़ किला बन गई