Incest SAAND

zopion · Aug 1, 2019

dear for completing triple century
ab to ek mega update chahiye

anandsngh12 · Aug 2, 2019

SAAND
UPDATE- 54

Main bakiyo se bhi puchne wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar door baithe ek admi par gayi jo bilkul asharam bapu ki tarah dikhta tha.

Raj—ye asharam bapu hai kya…?

Amtul—pata nahi yaar

Raj—chalo puchte hain.

Raj—namaste asharam ji….kis ka intazar kar rahe hain……?

Asharam—intazar to sunny leon aur kaitrina kaif ka tha…….par ab to salman khan bhi chalega…..hamara kya hai….hum to sadhu sant log hain.

Ab aage……

Raj—hahahahaha…..bahut badhiya

“Ye buddhe yaha kya kar raha hai…..? yaha jhadu kya tera baap lagayega….chal uth jaldi jhadu laga sab jagah.” Ek police wale ne uske paas aa kar kaha.

“Hawaldar sahab iss gaandu ko yaha se le jao nahi to main kisi din iska bhi PDF bana dunga.” Unn paanch ladko me se pahle wale ne kaha.

Asharam (hawaldar se)—

Balak tere mathe par tez hai aur teri gaand me ek chhed hai.
Ja jaldi se snan kar aur vo chhed mujhe daan kar
Jo mujhse marwayega, vahi mukti payega.

Hawaldar (danda marte huye)—madarchod……sale ruk abhi batata hu tujhe…..chal sale andar aaj ulta latka ke teri gaand fodta hu…bahanchod

Vo hawaldar usko pakad ke danda marte huye le gaya vaha se aur hum has has ke lot pot hone lage….phir maine apni adhuri baat ko aage badhane ka socha.

Raj—vaise pdf wale bhai…tumhara naam kya hai….?

Raghuhalkal—iska naam Siraj Patel hai......jab dekho computer ki maa bahan chodta rahta hai ye.

Raj—ohhhh..to Siraj bhai aap hi hain....bade chhupe rustum ho yaar....tution padhane wali madam ko hi pel diya.

Siraj—kya batau yaar.....main uske yaha tution padhne ke liye jata tha...lekin vo bahan ki loundi daily maxi pahan ke samne dono pair phaila ke aise baith jati thi ki uski panty dikhti rahti thi....ab bhala aise me padhayi kaise ho sakti hai... ? mera dhyan to uski panty ke andar chhupi bur ki kalpana me hi laga rahta tha....tution se ghar aane ke baad daily muth maarna yahi kaam hota tha roj.....har bar test me mujhe anda milta tha....baap alag se juta chappal liye taiyyar rahta tha mujhe bajane ke liye ki tution ke baad bhi number nahi mil rahe hain....yaha meri sehat kharab ho rahi hai iss tution ke chakkar me iski kisi ko fikra nahi thi.....upar se vo madarchod bhi roj mere upar chillati ki main padhayi me kamjor hu....ek din vo burchodi ghar me akeli mil gayi to maine bhi patak ke pel diya..mere carrier ka sawal jo tha....akhir kab tak hath se kaam chalata bhai.

Raj—bilkul sahi kiya bhai.....vaise computer me expert to ho na...mera matlab hai ki agar kisi ka data hack karna ho to....

Siraj—bhai computer ko poora nanga karke chod dalunga…hack karna to choti cheez hai.

Raj—very good…mujhe aise hi chodu dosto ki jarurat hai…jo har samay chodne ke liye taiyar rahe…aur baki log bhi bhai kuch batao apne bare me…

"Bhai mera naam Jitu kumar hai” Ek aur ladke ne apna parichay diya

"Aur mujhe Iron man kahte hain." Panchve ne bhi apna naam bataya.

Raj—to jitu bhai...aap to principal ko pel aaye.....gajab ki himmat dikhayi yaar

Jitu—kaha pel paya bhai…free me badnam ho gaya bina kuch kiye hi..

Raj—vo kaise….?

Jitu—vo kya hai bhai ki mujhe mastram ki kahaniya aur xforum ki kahaniya padhne ka bahut shouk hai…to main kitab ke beech me mastram ki kitab chhupa ke story padhta rahta tha…sab ghar wale samajhte the ki main bahut padhta hu..usme ladkiyo ko patane ki bahut si kahani hoti thi to kabhi kabhi main bhi nazar bacha ke kisi kisi par try kar leta tha…uss din main college ki chhat par ranki ke pichhe chhup ke madam ke naam ki muth maar raha tha ki tabhi principal aa gayi aur usne mujhe dekh liya….mujhe laga ki ab ye mujhe college se nikal degi aur ghar me bhi bata degi to maine socha ki kyo na isko hi ulta pel deta hu jisse ye mujhe na nikale….ye soch kar maine usko pakad liya magar tabhi uski chillane ki awaz sun ke kuch aur log bhi vaha aa gaye aur main yaha pahuch gaya…bina kuch kiye hi.

Raj—koi baat nahi bhai…..ab hamare sath rahoge to aish karoge….choot aur gaand sab milegi…..haa to iron bhai ab aap bhi kuch sunao…

Iron—bhai mujhe sab bad boy kahte hain….shuru se hi awara ladko ke sath raha hu to…mujhe gunda gardi aur ladki chodna bas yahi do kaam aate the…..hathiyaro ki jankari me expert hu…aur koun sa hathiyar kaha milega ye bhi bata sakta hu.

Raj—hmmmm…..ye to bahut hi achchi baat hai…..ab main aata hu mudde ki baat par….

Amtul—bhai uss jailor ne sab bata diya hai

Raj—to kya tum sab taiyar ho.... ? agar kisi ko koi darr ya phir aitraz ho to vo mana kar sakta hai abhi…kyon ki iss kaam me jaan ka jokhim hamesha rahega….magar itna jarur hai ki agar hum kamyab huye to poora desh hum par garv karega jo log aaj hame gira hua character ka samajhte hain kal vo log hi hamare aage apna sir jhukayenge….ab faisla tum logo ko karna hai….jo samay chahiye sochne ke liye le sakte ho

Amtul—agar baa aisi hai to phir sochna kaisa…..main ready hu…

Siraj—meri taraf se done hai

Raghuhalkal—main bhi sab ke sath hu

Jitu—bhai main bhi taiyar hu

Iron—bahut din se hath khujla raha hai lounda….bahar nikal ke ek ek ki gaand me bomb fit karunga…..meri taraf se ok hai

Raj—to theek hai…..ham sab chodu bhaiyo ki iss team ka naam hoga….Chodu Gang

Raghuhalkal—hahahahaha….kya mast naam chuna hai yaar….chodu gang….chodne ko bhi milega ki nahi bhai….?

Raj—kyo nahi milega…jarur milega…Shahar ko tum log chod dalo aur gaon ko chodne ki jimmedari meri.

Iron—ye huyi na koi baat

Raj (mann me)—uss gaon ke log to bade hi madarchod hain…unki maa ko chodu…sale apni gabhin ladkiyo ko jabardasti hi gale me bandhne ke liye doudte hain….vo gaon raghu ke liye theek hai…ye sambhal lega.

Raj—yaar raghu….yaha se aage ka jo gaon hai na usko bhi tum ho chodo

Raghuhalkal—theek hai yaar

Raj—to theek hai….aaj hi main tum logo ki rihayi ke liye jyoti madam se baat karunga…do teen din me tum sab yaha se azad ho jaoge.

Amtul—ok dost..aur vaise bhi tum to yaar ab acp banne wale ho.

Raj—theek hai phir milte hain

Uske baad main sab se hath mila kar jyoti ke paas aa gaya….kuch der jyoti aur renuka se baat karne ke baad hum vapis lout aaye…

Jyoti (raste me)—kya baat hai…bahut gumsum ho….?

Raj—kuch nahi..

Jyoti—main janti hu..tum naraz ho na mujhse….?

Raj—nahi aisa kuch bhi nahi hai…

Jyoti ne kisi na kisi bahane se mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine aage koi jawab hi nahi diya…..aise hi hum pahuch gaye.

Jyoti—raj tum baitho…mujhe commissioner office jana hai….jaldi hi aa jaungi.

Raj—mujhe bhi ghar me kaam hai….main ja raha hu.

Jyoti—theek hai lekin shaam ko training ke liye aa jana.

Raj—hmmmmm..(mann me)—ab to is madarchod ko bhi sabak sikhaunga…iski maa ko chodu…mujhe thappad marti hai… ab to jab tak ye khud mujhe apni bur chodne ko nahi bolegi madarchod ki taraf dekhunga bhi nahi.

Mujhe apne yaha chhod kar jyoti office nikal gayi….uske jane ke baad chhamiya ne chaay pani diya mujhe…aaj uske chehre par sharam ki lali thi…sir jhuka hua tha.

Raj—govinda kaha gaya…?

Chhamiya—vo bazar gaye hain….saman lane

Raj—matlab abhi akeli ho….?

Chhamiya—hmmmm

Raj—tum bahut khubsurat ho chhamiya…..govinda to raat bhar niche utarta hi nahi hoga tumhare upar se….?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—aur kuch chahiye apko…..?

Raj—chahiye to bahut kuch…..tum dogi mujhe….?

Chhamiya (sir jhukaye)—kyaaaaa……?

Raj—rahne do…..shayad tum dogi nahi mujhe vo cheez to kahne ka kya fayda……?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—jab tak aap kuch batayenge nahi to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki apko kya chahiye……?

Raj—kya pata..kahi tum gussa na ho jao….?

Chhamiya—aap se gussa nahi houngi.

Raj—achcha chhamiya subah tum kya dekh rahi thi itne dhyan se..... ?

Chhamiya—kab..... ?

Raj—jab main aur jyoti nange the.

Chhamiya (tezi thook nigalte huye)—vo..vo...saanpppp ko

Raj (dhire se)—pasand aaya... ?

Chhamiya—kyaa..... ?

Raj—vahi.....mera saanpppp... ‼ tumhe mera kaisa laga..... ? pasand aaya ki nahi tumhe.... ?

Chhamiya—(koi jawab nahi....bas sir niche jhukaye dono pairo ko aapas me ragad rahi thi)

Raj—jab kuch bolna hi nahi hai to main yaha kyo ruku....ok main chalta hu

Chhamiya—nahii..baithiye na…..(dhire se)…..bol to rahiii huuu

Raj—to phir batao na….tumhe mera kaisa laga…..?

Chhamiya—kyaaa ….?

Raj (karib ja kar dhire se)—vahii….meraaa….saanppppp

Chhamiya (dhire se)—mujhe nhi pata..

Raj—theek hai ...ok..chalta hu ab..

Chhamiya—rukiyee…….achcha hai

Raj—kyaa achcha hai….?

Chhamiya—vahi jo aap puch rahe the….

Raj—saf saf batao…

Chhamiya—vo….vo….vo….apkaa..saanppp…achcha hai..

Raj—bas…

Chhamiya (ankhe band kar ke)—matalb……bahutttt…achcha….haiiiii

Raj (kaan me)—aurrrrr

Chhamiya (ankhe band kiye dhire se)—aurrr….aurrr…sabseeee…achchaaaaaa….haiiiiiiiiiii

Raj (kaan me)—chhamiya…..tum dogi mujhe…..?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—kya…..?

Raj—ye saanp bechara beghar hai......isko ek bil chahiye....tum dogi apna bil isko..... ?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—mere paas bhala kaha hai bil...... ?

Raj—sach me nahi hai tumhare pass bil….?

Chhamiya (na me gardan hila kar)—nahiiii haiii

Raj—sach me nahii haii

Chhamiya (dhire dhire)—huu….nahii haiii… mere paassss koi..biiii..villll

Raj (sari ke upar se uski bur ko mutthi me bhar ke)—to phir ye kyaa haiiii…..?

Chhamiya (tadap kar)—aaaaaaa…ufff….chhodiyeee naaa…..voooo….saannppp kaaa..billl nahii haii

Raj (bur ko jor jor se masalte huye)—koi baat nahi…..mujhe apni yahi cheez de do……bolo dogi mujhe apni ye….?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—aaaaaaa….aaaa….mat kijiye naaa……hathhh hata lijiyeee vaha see

Raj—jab tak bataogi nahii ki kaha se hatana hai to mujhe kaise pata chalega…..?

Chhamiya—vahii jahaa hathh rakhh ke..aaaaa…masal rahe ho jor jor se…aaaaa….chhod do..naaa..vo..aane wale hainnn

Raj—pahle naam batao….kyaa masal raha hu,,…? Tabb chhodungaaa….?

Chhamiya (kaan me dhire se)—aaahhhh….vo….vo….meri…b…..bu……..b.u.r….ko…chhod…do..na

Raj—pahle bataoo ki..apni bur…dogi mujhe….?

Tabhi bahar kisi gadi ke aane ki awaz aayi…shayad govinda market se aa gaya tha….gadi ki awaz sun kar chhamiya machal uthi…aur mujhe chhodne ko kahne lagi….ab tak ek baar bhi usne mera hath apni bur se hatane ki koshish nahi ki thi usne.

Chhamiya (dhire se)—vo aa gaye hain…plsss…ab to chhod dijiye..na…meri ….b.u.r kooo.

Raj—pahle batao ki apni bur mujhe chodne ko dogi……?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—hmmm…..haaan….dungi……ab to…chhod…dijiye na…..ab to bata bhi diya hai maine

Raj—kab dogi apni bur…..?

Chhamiya—kal aap jaldi aa jana…..madam kal apni mummy se milne jane wali hain to unke sath ye bhi jayenge…5-6 ghante akeli rahungi…..tab aap kar lena mere sath jo mann me aaye apke.

Uske baad maine jaldi se chhamiya ke hotho ko do teen baar chuma..aur thodi si chuchi ko bhi masal kar usko chhod diya.. govinda ke aate hi main bhi ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

Main raste se bade aaram se bike chalate huye khushi se ye sochne me magan tha ki kal chhamiya ko nangi kar ke mast chodunga…..magar tabhi meri bike kisi ki car se jor se takra gayi..jisse main phisalte huye thoda door ja gira aur sara ka sara chudai ka bhoot sir se utar gaya.

Raj (jor se)—madarchod….teri maa ko chodu…..andha hai kya..bahanchod…..? ruk madarchod..abhi teri maa chodta hu.

Maine road ke kinare se ek patthar uthaya aur poori taqat se thok diya…uss gadi ke piche wale kaanch me….kaanch me patthar lagte hi gadi yakayak ruki aur phir vapis piche aane lagi….paas aate hi gadi ka driver bahar nikal aaya..

Driver (jor se)—ye…sale andha hai kya…ek to andho jaise beech sadak me saanp ke jaise jhumte huye bike chalata hai.. upar se patthar marta hai….agar mem sb. Ko patthar lag jata to….

Raj (jor se)—madarchod---teri maa chod dunga…bhosdi ke…..meri nayi gadi ko takkar maar di…

Driver (jor se)—sale gali deta hai….tujhe ye bhi nahi pata ki ye thakuraine ki gadi hai….bhos……aaaaaaaaaaa…marrr gayaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkkkk……madarchod…mujhe gali deta hai…teri maa ko chodu…..madarchod …thakuraine ki gadi hai to main kya karu….(lund bahar nikal kar)—abhi " Lund Nikal Kar Hila Bhar Dunga Na, To Teri Thakuraine Dekhte Hi Khade Khade Panty Me Hi Moot Degi."…..

"Koun hai ye badatmeez…..lagta hai ki aaj iskiiiii……" meri baat sunte hi gadi ke andar baithi thakuraine gusse me tamtamate huye bahar nikli….

Lekin jaise hi uski nazar samne mere saand jaise lund par padi to uski sitti pitti hi gul ho gayi…..uske baki ke shabd beech gale me hi atak kar rah gaye….hairat se ankhe choudi ho gayi aur usko apni panty geeli hoti huyi mahsoos hone lagi.

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Sorry Friends, Office se aane me deri ho jane ki vajah se apko huyi asuvidha ke liye mujhe behad khed hai.

anandsngh12 · Aug 2, 2019

Raja thakur said:
Fantastic updates