Incest SAAND

[aman rathore]

kitna wait karoge saand so gaya hai

saand abhi kahan sone wala hai vo to abhi maya ko pelne ki taiyari kar raha hai

 

[prem pujari]

2 bajne ko agaye bhai jo bola hai usko to pura karo

 

[Naik]

Waiting

 

[s khan]

Lgta he ab subha update dega....

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 198​

Vahi sadhana poori raat jagte huye diary padhne me hi khoyi rahi..jaise jaise vo aage padhti jati uske hairan hone ki seema badhti ja rahi thi…phir ek page par pahuchte hi uske pairo tale se jamin hi khisak gayi…usko padhte hi uski ankho se jhar jhar kar ke anshu bahne lage…

Phir usne diary se teen page iss tarah se phad kar nikal liye jisse ki kisi ko uss diary me se page phate hone ka pata na chale…ye vahi teen page the jinhe ullu ne apne tez panjo se diary me se phadne ki koshish ki thi.

Sadhana (shocked)—(rote huye mann me)..itna bada dhokha…‼ itna bada vishwashghat..‼ main iske liye tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Ab aage…….

Subah meri neend sadhana ke uthane se khuli to apne samne usko dekhte hi maine sadhana ko apne upar khich liya aur uske kuch bolne se pahle se mere hoth uske hotho se chipak gaye jaise ki unhe apni manzil pahle se hi pata ho…kuch der kasmasane ke baad sadhana ne khud ko dheela chhod diya aur mera sath dene lagi.

Sadhana ka sparsh mujhe ek alag hi anokhi duniya me le jata hai, jaha na mann ka hosh rahta hai aur na hi tann ka..main abhi uske gulabi hotho se shahad pi hi raha tha ki tabhi amit aa gaya lekin vaha ka scene dekhte hi khisak liya..jab tak saanso ne sath diya hum aise hi ek dusre se guttham guttha hote rahe.

Sadhana—aaaahh…rajj…ab bas karo na..chalo utho bhi ab aur ja ka fresh ho jao..

Raj—chalo na aaj sath me nahate hain..bahut samay ho gaya sath me nahaye huye…

Sadhana—na ji, tum to mujhe maaf hi karo..

Raj—pls..maan jao na..

Sadhana—na...shadi ke baad naha lena sath me..tab tak no chance…abhi chhodo mujhe...darwaja khula hai, koi aa jayega..

Raj—abhi na jao chhod kar ki dil abhi bhara nahi..

Sadhana (mushkura kar)—nahi..nahi..nahi..nahi..

Ye bol kar sadhana uthne lagi to maine pakad kar usko phir se bistar me lita diya aur khud upar upar aa gaya....sadhana meri ankho me dekhne lagi jaise ki mujhe chhodne ki iltaza kar rahi ho...magar jab meri nazare uske jaldi jaldi saans lene ke karan iss samay uske upar niche ho rahi chuchiyo par tiki huyi thi.

Maine ek nazar kurte ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ki taraf dekh kar sadhana ki ankho me dekha to usne mera abhipray samajhte huye abkhe ghuma kar na me ishara kiya...main uski ankho me dekhte huye niche uske seene par jhukta chala gaya aur jaise hi mere hotho ne kapdo ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ko chhua to usne siskari le kar apni ankhe band kar li.

Main sadhana ki chuchiyo ke chuchuk (nipples) ko kapde ke upar se hi apni jeebh se chatne aur chusne laga...uske chuchuk andar dhanse huye the...unn par meri jeebh lagte hi usne gudgudi se kampte huye mujhe apni baho ke ghere me kas liya.

Maine ek hath aage badha kar uski dusri chuchi par rakh diya aur use dhire dhire dabane laga...uski chuchi mere hatho me aate hi aisa laga jaise ki maine kisi makhamali spanji cheez ko pakad liya ho...mere hath ka kasaav apne aap hi uski chuchi par badhta ja raha tha.

Sadhana (ankhe band)—aaaahhhh...rajjj...mat karo na..pls...

Raj—(no response.....busy chuchi chusne aur dabane me)

Sadhana—aaaahhhhh....raaajjjjj....itni jor se nahi...aaahhh...dard hota hai....pls..maan jao na...main pagal ho jaungi...pls.. shadi tak control ka lo....phir to ye mera tann aur mann sab tumhara hi hai...mere jism ke har ang par sirf aur sirf tumhara hi naam likha hua hai....suhag raat me jo chahe kar lena...pls tab tak ke liye khud ko control kar lo...aaaaahhhhhh

Tabhi vaha maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi lekin darwaje par aa kar vo mujhe awaz dena hi chahti ki ki samne ka nazara dekh kar uski saans hi gale me atak kar rah gayi...mujhe sadhana ki chuchiyo ko chuste aur dabate dekh uske andar ajib si tarange angdayi lene lagi...vo darwaje ke bahar kinare par khadi ho kar chupchap dekhne lagi.

Bari bari dono chuchiyo ko dabane aur kapde ke upar se chusne ke baad maine apne hoth uske hotho se phir se chipa diye aur uske hotho se madirapan karne laga....itni der se chusne aur dabaye jane ke karan uske chuchuk tan kar khad ho gaye aur kurta bahar se chuchuk ki jagah par gila ho gaya tha.

Hotho ko chuste huye main sadhana ka kurta upar uthane laga jisse vo thoda sakpaka gayi aur usne kiss me sath dena band kar ke apna muh ghuma liya.

Sadhana—nahi..rajj...isse aage ab nahi..

Raj—mujhe iss samay mat roko sadhana...mujhe aaj tumhara doodh pina hai...

Sadhana—nahi, rajj... main ye sab nahi kar sakti...aur na hi main mansik roop se isse aage badhne ke liye taiyar hu...vaise hi bahut jyada ho chuka hai..chhodo mujhe..

Raj—pls..sadhana…tumhe meri kasam…

Sadhana (gussa hote huye)—ye kya behudgi hai raj…? Tum apni kasam de kar mere jism ko bhogna chahte ho…? Kya yahi pyar hai….?

Raj—sadhana, tum itna ghabra kyo rahi ho mujhse….?

“Mousam Ko Mousam Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi Kinaro Ne Loota,
Aap To Darr Gaye Meri Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Aapki Kasam De Kar Hame To Hazaro Ne Loota.”
​

Maine jab dekha ki sadhana ka mann nahi hai aage kuch karne ka to main uske upar se uth kar bathroom chala gaya..mere aise jane se sadhana ko laga ki main usse naraz ho gaya hu to uske chehre par udasi chha gayi aur khud par gussa aane laga.

Sadhana (mann me)—lagta hai ki raj mujhse naraz ho gaya hai…? Ab kaise manau usko…? Lekin raj jo chahta hai vo karne ke liye main sach me abhi taiyar nahi hu…pahle hi uss diary ki vajah se main bahut tension me hu…ab raj ke roothne ki alag tension….uss idiot ko kaise samjhau ki main uski sagi badi bahan hu…aur apni bahan ke sath ye sab karna galat hai. Lekin phir bhi use manana to padega hi…use udas bhi to nahi dekh sakti main…

Idhar mere bathroom me jate hi sadhana ne room me awaz lagate huye pravesh kiya to sadhana ne jaldi se apne seene par dupatta dal liya..kyon ki shayad usne apni chuchiyo ki halat dekh li thi…maya bina kuch bole coffee rakh ke chali gayi.. Uske jate hi sadhana ne jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur bathroom par aa kar darwaja knock karne lagi..

Sadhana—raj, itni choti choti baato par gussa nahi hote…

Raj—(koi response nahi)

Sadhana (udas)—raj, darwaja khol na....achcha baba, teri jo marzi kar le mere sath..main kuch nahi kahungi lekin mujhse iss tarah rooth mat..

Thodi der baad main fresh ho kar bahar aa gaya..sadhana vahi bistar par baithi huyi thi...mujhe dekh kar vo turant mujhse lipat gayi..main sadhana ko god me utha kar bed par aa gaya.

Raj—ye kya...tumhe ready nahi hona hai kya... ?

Sadhana—hona to hai par tum naraz ho gaye the to kaise jati yaha se….?

Raj—main aur tumse naraz…? Ye kabhi nahi ho sakta...jis din tumse naraz ho jaunga samajh lena ki vo din meri zindagi ka akhiri din hai...kyon ki apne dil me dhadakti huyi dhadkan se naraz hone ka matlab sidha mout hi hota hai...aur tum meri dhadkan ho..

Sadhana (mere muh me hath rakh ke)—chup...phir kabhi dubara aisi manhoos baat muh se mat nikalna..

Raj—achcha jao..ready ho jao jaldi se..warna kahi phir se mera mood na ban jaye kuch karne ka…?

Ye sunte hi sadhana mujhe agootha dikhate huye vaha se bhag gayi..aur main ready hone laga….nasta karne ke liye jab main bahar aaya to ganga mousi ke paas ek khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar lund tantanane laga.

Raj—mousi ji ready ho gayi…?

Ganga—raj, isse milo..ye sadhana ki saheli varsha hai..hamare samne wale makan me hi rahti hai…ye bhi hamare sath chalegi jaisalmer…aur varsha, ye hai raj, tere hone wale jija ji…police me sp hain..

Varsha—hello, jia ji…ab samjhi ki sadhana raato raat registan me bhag kaha gayi thi…hihihihi….?

Raj—very good…(hath milate huye)..bahut khubsurat ho aap varsha ji….vaise koun koun hai varsha ji aapke ghar me….?

Varsha—mere ghar me mummy, papa, main, mera bada bhai, bhabhi aur meri ek choti bahan..bas..vaise aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—nahi, bas general knowledge ke liye…tumhari shadi ho gayi…?

Varsha (mushkura kar)—aap jaisa abhi koi mila nahi..

Raj—mere jaisa saand milega bhi nahi….eklouta piece hu…vaise jab tak koi nahi milta, chaho to mujhse kaam chala sakti ho..it’s not a joke..

Varsha—seriously..

Raj—bilkul

Varsha—phir to jarur sochna padega…hihihihi

Thodi der me sadhana bhi aa gayi to varsha usse lipat kar baate karne lagi…varsha ko dekh kar sadhana ko koi khas khushi nahi huyi balki uska mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhana (mann me)—pahle hi ganga mousi aur maya kya kam thi jo ye varsha bhi raj ko bahkaane ke liye aa gayi..aur vo to hai hi saand ..jaha ladki dekhi nahi ki muh me laar tapakne lagti hai idiot ke..aur ye ganga mousi langda kyo rahi hain..? kahi raat me ye saand chadh to nahi gaya inke upar mouka pa kar…? Mousi se hi puch leti hu…lekin vo bhi sach hodi batayegi mujhe…jyada se jyada bol dengi ki bathroom me fisal gayi thi ya phir pairo me moch aa gayi hai…

Ganga—tum log baate karo, jab tak main bhi ready ho jati hu..

Varsha—mousi aap aise langda kyo rahi ho…?

Ganga (sakpaka kar)—nahi, kuch nahi…vo..vo haan, raat me bathroom me fisal kar gir gayi thi na to pair me moch aa gayi hai…

Sadhana (meri taraf ghurte huye)—apni umra ke hisab se jyada kaam karogi to yahi hoga na…(mann me)..kide pade teri gaand me mousi…vo bhi khoob bade bade..

Uske baad sadhana, varsha ko le kar apne room me chali gayi aur main amit ke sath nasta karne laga…maya kabhi kabhi mujhe dekh leti thi lekin maine use ignore kiya.

Nasta karne ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…thodi der me maya bhi idhar udhar dekhte huye vahi aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi.

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aap raat me aaj yahi rukenge na…?

Raj—kyo... ?

Maya—nahi, vo choti mem saab, bol rahi thi ki vo aap ke sath jaisalmer se hi vapis lout jayengi...

Raj—agar sadhana ne kaha hai to phir tumne theek hi suna hoga...khair, ye lo kuch paise, apne liye achche kapde kharid lena...main ganga mousi se bol dunga ki tumhari shadi ke liye dhang ka ladka dekh kar tumhari shadi karwa de jisse tum apni zindagi gujar sako...

Maya—saab, maine aapke sath raat me jo bartav kiya, uske liye mujhe maaf kar dena saab..

Raj—nahi maya, tumne kuch galat nahi kiya..balki tumne to mujhe janwar banne se bacha liya...mafi to mujhe mangni chahiye tumse...galat tarka to mera tha...lekin karta bhi kya..tum ho hi sundar...ki main tumhe dekhte hi bahak gaya..

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aaj mat jana ghar....aaj raat yahi rukna aap...

Raj—kyo..koi khas baat.... ?

Maya—bas saab, aap aaj raat yahi rukna….

Uske baad usne kuch nahi kaha aur vaha se bhag gayi…thodi der me main sadhana, ganga mousi aur varsha ke sath jaisalmer ke liye nikal gaya…vaha pahuch kar maine police thane se sadhana ki gumsudgi ka case close karwa diya.. sath me varsha aur ganga mousi bhi thi isliye unhe yaha chhodne ki baat par sadhana bhi mana nahi kar payi.

Jaisalmer se abhi hum lout hi rahe the ki ek sunsan raste me hamare samne ek maruti van aa kar khadi ho gayi… agle hi pal usme se paanch hathiyar band log bahar nikal kar meri gadi ko charo taraf se gher liya…lihaza rasta band ho jane ke karan mujhe bhi rukna pada….itne hathiyar liye huye logo ko dekh kar ganga mousi aur varsha ki to phat gayi.

Raj—koun ho tum log aur iss tarah rasta rokne ka kya matlab hai…?

Admi 1—ye jyada hero giri nahi, samjha….(sadhana ki taraf ishara kar)…ye ladki chal tu bahar nikal..bahar nikal ke aa..

Sadhana—achcha, ye janta hai ki ye kis ki gadi hai…? Agar janta to samne khade hone ki galti nahi karta..pahle dekh to le gadi ko…

Admi 2—hame malum hai ki ye kisi police wale ki gadi hai..to kya hua…? Aise police wale roj hamari choukhat par apna matha tekte hain….chal bahar nikal jaldi se…

Raj (bahar nikal kar)—bhai sahab, pahle mujhse baat karo...aur ye batao ki akhir mazra kya hai... ?

Admi 3 (chilla kar)—tujhe bola na chup rah..warna sari ki sari goliya teri gaand me utar dunga samjha...

Admi 1 (jor se)—ye ladki, tujhe hindi samajh me nahi aati kya.... ? ye pakad ke bahar khicho Sali ko....aaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkkkkkk

Ye sunna tha ki mera bheja fry ho gaya aur maine uss admi ko ulte hath se uski kanpati me jor se chipka diya jisse vo dhadam se piche gir gaya...uske kaan se khoon nikal aaya tha...ye dekh sab bandook le kar mere paas aa gaye.

Raj (ungli hilate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….agar apne bachcho ko yatim nahi banana chahte ho to chupchap apne hathiyar phenk do aur yaha se dafa ho jao..

Admi 5 (chillate huye)—sale ...teri itni himmat ki hamare sathi par hath uthaye...aur kya kaha tune.. ? hamare bachcho ko yatim banayega.…hahahaha…tujhe pata nahi ki hamare bachcho ko tu to kya, khud bhagwan bhi yatim nahi bana sakta.. kyon ki hamari biwiya to hain, lekin bachche nahi hain..kyon ki hamne pahle hi unka operation karwa diya hai...jisse kabhi paida paida ho hi na..... ;ekin yatim to ab tu hoga sale....yeee...nikalo Sali ko bahar aur pakad lo iss kutte ko ko...aaj iske samne hi hum iss swapnn sundari ko nangi.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sadhana—aaaaaaaaa...rajjjjjjjj

Raj (gusse me)—(gusse me) dhaanyyyyyy......madarchod....teri maa ko chodu....chatttaaakkkkk....(Lund bahar nikal ke)...dekh madarchod..achche dekh le saand ke iss lund ko...Tum Sab Ke Sharir Me Utna Khoon Nahi Hoga Jitna Ki Saand Ke Iss Lund Se Ek Baar Me Pani Nikalta Hai...Agar Galti Se Bhi Ye Saand Tumhari Biwiyo Ke Upar Chadh Gaya Na, To Ek Hi Baar Me Tum Sab Sidhe Judwa Bachcho Ke Baap Ban Jaoge..Aur Phir Science Ki Bachcha Na Hone Ki Ye Technology Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi.

 

[Iron Man]

SAAND
UPDATE- 198​

Vahi sadhana poori raat jagte huye diary padhne me hi khoyi rahi..jaise jaise vo aage padhti jati uske hairan hone ki seema badhti ja rahi thi…phir ek page par pahuchte hi uske pairo tale se jamin hi khisak gayi…usko padhte hi uski ankho se jhar jhar kar ke anshu bahne lage…

Phir usne diary se teen page iss tarah se phad kar nikal liye jisse ki kisi ko uss diary me se page phate hone ka pata na chale…ye vahi teen page the jinhe ullu ne apne tez panjo se diary me se phadne ki koshish ki thi.

Sadhana (shocked)—(rote huye mann me)..itna bada dhokha…‼ itna bada vishwashghat..‼ main iske liye tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Ab aage…….

Subah meri neend sadhana ke uthane se khuli to apne samne usko dekhte hi maine sadhana ko apne upar khich liya aur uske kuch bolne se pahle se mere hoth uske hotho se chipak gaye jaise ki unhe apni manzil pahle se hi pata ho…kuch der kasmasane ke baad sadhana ne khud ko dheela chhod diya aur mera sath dene lagi.

Sadhana ka sparsh mujhe ek alag hi anokhi duniya me le jata hai, jaha na mann ka hosh rahta hai aur na hi tann ka..main abhi uske gulabi hotho se shahad pi hi raha tha ki tabhi amit aa gaya lekin vaha ka scene dekhte hi khisak liya..jab tak saanso ne sath diya hum aise hi ek dusre se guttham guttha hote rahe.

Sadhana—aaaahh…rajj…ab bas karo na..chalo utho bhi ab aur ja ka fresh ho jao..

Raj—chalo na aaj sath me nahate hain..bahut samay ho gaya sath me nahaye huye…

Sadhana—na ji, tum to mujhe maaf hi karo..

Raj—pls..maan jao na..

Sadhana—na...shadi ke baad naha lena sath me..tab tak no chance…abhi chhodo mujhe...darwaja khula hai, koi aa jayega..

Raj—abhi na jao chhod kar ki dil abhi bhara nahi..

Sadhana (mushkura kar)—nahi..nahi..nahi..nahi..

Ye bol kar sadhana uthne lagi to maine pakad kar usko phir se bistar me lita diya aur khud upar upar aa gaya....sadhana meri ankho me dekhne lagi jaise ki mujhe chhodne ki iltaza kar rahi ho...magar jab meri nazare uske jaldi jaldi saans lene ke karan iss samay uske upar niche ho rahi chuchiyo par tiki huyi thi.

Maine ek nazar kurte ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ki taraf dekh kar sadhana ki ankho me dekha to usne mera abhipray samajhte huye abkhe ghuma kar na me ishara kiya...main uski ankho me dekhte huye niche uske seene par jhukta chala gaya aur jaise hi mere hotho ne kapdo ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ko chhua to usne siskari le kar apni ankhe band kar li.

Main sadhana ki chuchiyo ke chuchuk (nipples) ko kapde ke upar se hi apni jeebh se chatne aur chusne laga...uske chuchuk andar dhanse huye the...unn par meri jeebh lagte hi usne gudgudi se kampte huye mujhe apni baho ke ghere me kas liya.

Maine ek hath aage badha kar uski dusri chuchi par rakh diya aur use dhire dhire dabane laga...uski chuchi mere hatho me aate hi aisa laga jaise ki maine kisi makhamali spanji cheez ko pakad liya ho...mere hath ka kasaav apne aap hi uski chuchi par badhta ja raha tha.

Sadhana (ankhe band)—aaaahhhh...rajjj...mat karo na..pls...

Raj—(no response.....busy chuchi chusne aur dabane me)

Sadhana—aaaahhhhh....raaajjjjj....itni jor se nahi...aaahhh...dard hota hai....pls..maan jao na...main pagal ho jaungi...pls.. shadi tak control ka lo....phir to ye mera tann aur mann sab tumhara hi hai...mere jism ke har ang par sirf aur sirf tumhara hi naam likha hua hai....suhag raat me jo chahe kar lena...pls tab tak ke liye khud ko control kar lo...aaaaahhhhhh

Tabhi vaha maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi lekin darwaje par aa kar vo mujhe awaz dena hi chahti ki ki samne ka nazara dekh kar uski saans hi gale me atak kar rah gayi...mujhe sadhana ki chuchiyo ko chuste aur dabate dekh uske andar ajib si tarange angdayi lene lagi...vo darwaje ke bahar kinare par khadi ho kar chupchap dekhne lagi.

Bari bari dono chuchiyo ko dabane aur kapde ke upar se chusne ke baad maine apne hoth uske hotho se phir se chipa diye aur uske hotho se madirapan karne laga....itni der se chusne aur dabaye jane ke karan uske chuchuk tan kar khad ho gaye aur kurta bahar se chuchuk ki jagah par gila ho gaya tha.

Hotho ko chuste huye main sadhana ka kurta upar uthane laga jisse vo thoda sakpaka gayi aur usne kiss me sath dena band kar ke apna muh ghuma liya.

Sadhana—nahi..rajj...isse aage ab nahi..

Raj—mujhe iss samay mat roko sadhana...mujhe aaj tumhara doodh pina hai...

Sadhana—nahi, rajj... main ye sab nahi kar sakti...aur na hi main mansik roop se isse aage badhne ke liye taiyar hu...vaise hi bahut jyada ho chuka hai..chhodo mujhe..

Raj—pls..sadhana…tumhe meri kasam…

Sadhana (gussa hote huye)—ye kya behudgi hai raj…? Tum apni kasam de kar mere jism ko bhogna chahte ho…? Kya yahi pyar hai….?

Raj—sadhana, tum itna ghabra kyo rahi ho mujhse….?

“Mousam Ko Mousam Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi Kinaro Ne Loota,
Aap To Darr Gaye Meri Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Aapki Kasam De Kar Hame To Hazaro Ne Loota.”
​

Maine jab dekha ki sadhana ka mann nahi hai aage kuch karne ka to main uske upar se uth kar bathroom chala gaya..mere aise jane se sadhana ko laga ki main usse naraz ho gaya hu to uske chehre par udasi chha gayi aur khud par gussa aane laga.

Sadhana (mann me)—lagta hai ki raj mujhse naraz ho gaya hai…? Ab kaise manau usko…? Lekin raj jo chahta hai vo karne ke liye main sach me abhi taiyar nahi hu…pahle hi uss diary ki vajah se main bahut tension me hu…ab raj ke roothne ki alag tension….uss idiot ko kaise samjhau ki main uski sagi badi bahan hu…aur apni bahan ke sath ye sab karna galat hai. Lekin phir bhi use manana to padega hi…use udas bhi to nahi dekh sakti main…

Idhar mere bathroom me jate hi sadhana ne room me awaz lagate huye pravesh kiya to sadhana ne jaldi se apne seene par dupatta dal liya..kyon ki shayad usne apni chuchiyo ki halat dekh li thi…maya bina kuch bole coffee rakh ke chali gayi.. Uske jate hi sadhana ne jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur bathroom par aa kar darwaja knock karne lagi..

Sadhana—raj, itni choti choti baato par gussa nahi hote…

Raj—(koi response nahi)

Sadhana (udas)—raj, darwaja khol na....achcha baba, teri jo marzi kar le mere sath..main kuch nahi kahungi lekin mujhse iss tarah rooth mat..

Thodi der baad main fresh ho kar bahar aa gaya..sadhana vahi bistar par baithi huyi thi...mujhe dekh kar vo turant mujhse lipat gayi..main sadhana ko god me utha kar bed par aa gaya.

Raj—ye kya...tumhe ready nahi hona hai kya... ?

Sadhana—hona to hai par tum naraz ho gaye the to kaise jati yaha se….?

Raj—main aur tumse naraz…? Ye kabhi nahi ho sakta...jis din tumse naraz ho jaunga samajh lena ki vo din meri zindagi ka akhiri din hai...kyon ki apne dil me dhadakti huyi dhadkan se naraz hone ka matlab sidha mout hi hota hai...aur tum meri dhadkan ho..

Sadhana (mere muh me hath rakh ke)—chup...phir kabhi dubara aisi manhoos baat muh se mat nikalna..

Raj—achcha jao..ready ho jao jaldi se..warna kahi phir se mera mood na ban jaye kuch karne ka…?

Ye sunte hi sadhana mujhe agootha dikhate huye vaha se bhag gayi..aur main ready hone laga….nasta karne ke liye jab main bahar aaya to ganga mousi ke paas ek khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar lund tantanane laga.

Raj—mousi ji ready ho gayi…?

Ganga—raj, isse milo..ye sadhana ki saheli varsha hai..hamare samne wale makan me hi rahti hai…ye bhi hamare sath chalegi jaisalmer…aur varsha, ye hai raj, tere hone wale jija ji…police me sp hain..

Varsha—hello, jia ji…ab samjhi ki sadhana raato raat registan me bhag kaha gayi thi…hihihihi….?

Raj—very good…(hath milate huye)..bahut khubsurat ho aap varsha ji….vaise koun koun hai varsha ji aapke ghar me….?

Varsha—mere ghar me mummy, papa, main, mera bada bhai, bhabhi aur meri ek choti bahan..bas..vaise aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—nahi, bas general knowledge ke liye…tumhari shadi ho gayi…?

Varsha (mushkura kar)—aap jaisa abhi koi mila nahi..

Raj—mere jaisa saand milega bhi nahi….eklouta piece hu…vaise jab tak koi nahi milta, chaho to mujhse kaam chala sakti ho..it’s not a joke..

Varsha—seriously..

Raj—bilkul

Varsha—phir to jarur sochna padega…hihihihi

Thodi der me sadhana bhi aa gayi to varsha usse lipat kar baate karne lagi…varsha ko dekh kar sadhana ko koi khas khushi nahi huyi balki uska mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhana (mann me)—pahle hi ganga mousi aur maya kya kam thi jo ye varsha bhi raj ko bahkaane ke liye aa gayi..aur vo to hai hi saand ..jaha ladki dekhi nahi ki muh me laar tapakne lagti hai idiot ke..aur ye ganga mousi langda kyo rahi hain..? kahi raat me ye saand chadh to nahi gaya inke upar mouka pa kar…? Mousi se hi puch leti hu…lekin vo bhi sach hodi batayegi mujhe…jyada se jyada bol dengi ki bathroom me fisal gayi thi ya phir pairo me moch aa gayi hai…

Ganga—tum log baate karo, jab tak main bhi ready ho jati hu..

Varsha—mousi aap aise langda kyo rahi ho…?

Ganga (sakpaka kar)—nahi, kuch nahi…vo..vo haan, raat me bathroom me fisal kar gir gayi thi na to pair me moch aa gayi hai…

Sadhana (meri taraf ghurte huye)—apni umra ke hisab se jyada kaam karogi to yahi hoga na…(mann me)..kide pade teri gaand me mousi…vo bhi khoob bade bade..

Uske baad sadhana, varsha ko le kar apne room me chali gayi aur main amit ke sath nasta karne laga…maya kabhi kabhi mujhe dekh leti thi lekin maine use ignore kiya.

Nasta karne ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…thodi der me maya bhi idhar udhar dekhte huye vahi aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi.

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aap raat me aaj yahi rukenge na…?

Raj—kyo... ?

Maya—nahi, vo choti mem saab, bol rahi thi ki vo aap ke sath jaisalmer se hi vapis lout jayengi...

Raj—agar sadhana ne kaha hai to phir tumne theek hi suna hoga...khair, ye lo kuch paise, apne liye achche kapde kharid lena...main ganga mousi se bol dunga ki tumhari shadi ke liye dhang ka ladka dekh kar tumhari shadi karwa de jisse tum apni zindagi gujar sako...

Maya—saab, maine aapke sath raat me jo bartav kiya, uske liye mujhe maaf kar dena saab..

Raj—nahi maya, tumne kuch galat nahi kiya..balki tumne to mujhe janwar banne se bacha liya...mafi to mujhe mangni chahiye tumse...galat tarka to mera tha...lekin karta bhi kya..tum ho hi sundar...ki main tumhe dekhte hi bahak gaya..

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aaj mat jana ghar....aaj raat yahi rukna aap...

Raj—kyo..koi khas baat.... ?

Maya—bas saab, aap aaj raat yahi rukna….

Uske baad usne kuch nahi kaha aur vaha se bhag gayi…thodi der me main sadhana, ganga mousi aur varsha ke sath jaisalmer ke liye nikal gaya…vaha pahuch kar maine police thane se sadhana ki gumsudgi ka case close karwa diya.. sath me varsha aur ganga mousi bhi thi isliye unhe yaha chhodne ki baat par sadhana bhi mana nahi kar payi.

Jaisalmer se abhi hum lout hi rahe the ki ek sunsan raste me hamare samne ek maruti van aa kar khadi ho gayi… agle hi pal usme se paanch hathiyar band log bahar nikal kar meri gadi ko charo taraf se gher liya…lihaza rasta band ho jane ke karan mujhe bhi rukna pada….itne hathiyar liye huye logo ko dekh kar ganga mousi aur varsha ki to phat gayi.

Raj—koun ho tum log aur iss tarah rasta rokne ka kya matlab hai…?

Admi 1—ye jyada hero giri nahi, samjha….(sadhana ki taraf ishara kar)…ye ladki chal tu bahar nikal..bahar nikal ke aa..

Sadhana—achcha, ye janta hai ki ye kis ki gadi hai…? Agar janta to samne khade hone ki galti nahi karta..pahle dekh to le gadi ko…

Admi 2—hame malum hai ki ye kisi police wale ki gadi hai..to kya hua…? Aise police wale roj hamari choukhat par apna matha tekte hain….chal bahar nikal jaldi se…

Raj (bahar nikal kar)—bhai sahab, pahle mujhse baat karo...aur ye batao ki akhir mazra kya hai... ?

Admi 3 (chilla kar)—tujhe bola na chup rah..warna sari ki sari goliya teri gaand me utar dunga samjha...

Admi 1 (jor se)—ye ladki, tujhe hindi samajh me nahi aati kya.... ? ye pakad ke bahar khicho Sali ko....aaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkkkkkk

Ye sunna tha ki mera bheja fry ho gaya aur maine uss admi ko ulte hath se uski kanpati me jor se chipka diya jisse vo dhadam se piche gir gaya...uske kaan se khoon nikal aaya tha...ye dekh sab bandook le kar mere paas aa gaye.

Raj (ungli hilate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….agar apne bachcho ko yatim nahi banana chahte ho to chupchap apne hathiyar phenk do aur yaha se dafa ho jao..

Admi 5 (chillate huye)—sale ...teri itni himmat ki hamare sathi par hath uthaye...aur kya kaha tune.. ? hamare bachcho ko yatim banayega.…hahahaha…tujhe pata nahi ki hamare bachcho ko tu to kya, khud bhagwan bhi yatim nahi bana sakta.. kyon ki hamari biwiya to hain, lekin bachche nahi hain..kyon ki hamne pahle hi unka operation karwa diya hai...jisse kabhi paida paida ho hi na..... ;ekin yatim to ab tu hoga sale....yeee...nikalo Sali ko bahar aur pakad lo iss kutte ko ko...aaj iske samne hi hum iss swapnn sundari ko nangi.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sadhana—aaaaaaaaa...rajjjjjjjj

Raj (gusse me)—(gusse me) dhaanyyyyyy......madarchod....teri maa ko chodu....chatttaaakkkkk....(Lund bahar nikal ke)...dekh madarchod..achche dekh le saand ke iss lund ko...Tum Sab Ke Sharir Me Utna Khoon Nahi Hoga Jitna Ki Saand Ke Iss Lund Se Ek Baar Me Pani Nikalta Hai...Agar Galti Se Bhi Ye Saand Tumhari Biwiyo Ke Upar Chadh Gaya Na, To Ek Hi Baar Me Tum Sab Sidhe Judwa Bachcho Ke Baap Ban Jaoge..Aur Phir Science Ki Bachcha Na Hone Ki Ye Technology Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi.

Awesome update

 

[Aj1980]

बहुत ही खूबसूरत अपडेट भाई

 

[Mr.X796]

SAAND
UPDATE- 198​

Vahi sadhana poori raat jagte huye diary padhne me hi khoyi rahi..jaise jaise vo aage padhti jati uske hairan hone ki seema badhti ja rahi thi…phir ek page par pahuchte hi uske pairo tale se jamin hi khisak gayi…usko padhte hi uski ankho se jhar jhar kar ke anshu bahne lage…

Phir usne diary se teen page iss tarah se phad kar nikal liye jisse ki kisi ko uss diary me se page phate hone ka pata na chale…ye vahi teen page the jinhe ullu ne apne tez panjo se diary me se phadne ki koshish ki thi.

Sadhana (shocked)—(rote huye mann me)..itna bada dhokha…‼ itna bada vishwashghat..‼ main iske liye tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Ab aage…….

Subah meri neend sadhana ke uthane se khuli to apne samne usko dekhte hi maine sadhana ko apne upar khich liya aur uske kuch bolne se pahle se mere hoth uske hotho se chipak gaye jaise ki unhe apni manzil pahle se hi pata ho…kuch der kasmasane ke baad sadhana ne khud ko dheela chhod diya aur mera sath dene lagi.

Sadhana ka sparsh mujhe ek alag hi anokhi duniya me le jata hai, jaha na mann ka hosh rahta hai aur na hi tann ka..main abhi uske gulabi hotho se shahad pi hi raha tha ki tabhi amit aa gaya lekin vaha ka scene dekhte hi khisak liya..jab tak saanso ne sath diya hum aise hi ek dusre se guttham guttha hote rahe.

Sadhana—aaaahh…rajj…ab bas karo na..chalo utho bhi ab aur ja ka fresh ho jao..

Raj—chalo na aaj sath me nahate hain..bahut samay ho gaya sath me nahaye huye…

Sadhana—na ji, tum to mujhe maaf hi karo..

Raj—pls..maan jao na..

Sadhana—na...shadi ke baad naha lena sath me..tab tak no chance…abhi chhodo mujhe...darwaja khula hai, koi aa jayega..

Raj—abhi na jao chhod kar ki dil abhi bhara nahi..

Sadhana (mushkura kar)—nahi..nahi..nahi..nahi..

Ye bol kar sadhana uthne lagi to maine pakad kar usko phir se bistar me lita diya aur khud upar upar aa gaya....sadhana meri ankho me dekhne lagi jaise ki mujhe chhodne ki iltaza kar rahi ho...magar jab meri nazare uske jaldi jaldi saans lene ke karan iss samay uske upar niche ho rahi chuchiyo par tiki huyi thi.

Maine ek nazar kurte ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ki taraf dekh kar sadhana ki ankho me dekha to usne mera abhipray samajhte huye abkhe ghuma kar na me ishara kiya...main uski ankho me dekhte huye niche uske seene par jhukta chala gaya aur jaise hi mere hotho ne kapdo ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ko chhua to usne siskari le kar apni ankhe band kar li.

Main sadhana ki chuchiyo ke chuchuk (nipples) ko kapde ke upar se hi apni jeebh se chatne aur chusne laga...uske chuchuk andar dhanse huye the...unn par meri jeebh lagte hi usne gudgudi se kampte huye mujhe apni baho ke ghere me kas liya.

Maine ek hath aage badha kar uski dusri chuchi par rakh diya aur use dhire dhire dabane laga...uski chuchi mere hatho me aate hi aisa laga jaise ki maine kisi makhamali spanji cheez ko pakad liya ho...mere hath ka kasaav apne aap hi uski chuchi par badhta ja raha tha.

Sadhana (ankhe band)—aaaahhhh...rajjj...mat karo na..pls...

Raj—(no response.....busy chuchi chusne aur dabane me)

Sadhana—aaaahhhhh....raaajjjjj....itni jor se nahi...aaahhh...dard hota hai....pls..maan jao na...main pagal ho jaungi...pls.. shadi tak control ka lo....phir to ye mera tann aur mann sab tumhara hi hai...mere jism ke har ang par sirf aur sirf tumhara hi naam likha hua hai....suhag raat me jo chahe kar lena...pls tab tak ke liye khud ko control kar lo...aaaaahhhhhh

Tabhi vaha maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi lekin darwaje par aa kar vo mujhe awaz dena hi chahti ki ki samne ka nazara dekh kar uski saans hi gale me atak kar rah gayi...mujhe sadhana ki chuchiyo ko chuste aur dabate dekh uske andar ajib si tarange angdayi lene lagi...vo darwaje ke bahar kinare par khadi ho kar chupchap dekhne lagi.

Bari bari dono chuchiyo ko dabane aur kapde ke upar se chusne ke baad maine apne hoth uske hotho se phir se chipa diye aur uske hotho se madirapan karne laga....itni der se chusne aur dabaye jane ke karan uske chuchuk tan kar khad ho gaye aur kurta bahar se chuchuk ki jagah par gila ho gaya tha.

Hotho ko chuste huye main sadhana ka kurta upar uthane laga jisse vo thoda sakpaka gayi aur usne kiss me sath dena band kar ke apna muh ghuma liya.

Sadhana—nahi..rajj...isse aage ab nahi..

Raj—mujhe iss samay mat roko sadhana...mujhe aaj tumhara doodh pina hai...

Sadhana—nahi, rajj... main ye sab nahi kar sakti...aur na hi main mansik roop se isse aage badhne ke liye taiyar hu...vaise hi bahut jyada ho chuka hai..chhodo mujhe..

Raj—pls..sadhana…tumhe meri kasam…

Sadhana (gussa hote huye)—ye kya behudgi hai raj…? Tum apni kasam de kar mere jism ko bhogna chahte ho…? Kya yahi pyar hai….?

Raj—sadhana, tum itna ghabra kyo rahi ho mujhse….?

“Mousam Ko Mousam Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi Kinaro Ne Loota,
Aap To Darr Gaye Meri Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Aapki Kasam De Kar Hame To Hazaro Ne Loota.”
​

Maine jab dekha ki sadhana ka mann nahi hai aage kuch karne ka to main uske upar se uth kar bathroom chala gaya..mere aise jane se sadhana ko laga ki main usse naraz ho gaya hu to uske chehre par udasi chha gayi aur khud par gussa aane laga.

Sadhana (mann me)—lagta hai ki raj mujhse naraz ho gaya hai…? Ab kaise manau usko…? Lekin raj jo chahta hai vo karne ke liye main sach me abhi taiyar nahi hu…pahle hi uss diary ki vajah se main bahut tension me hu…ab raj ke roothne ki alag tension….uss idiot ko kaise samjhau ki main uski sagi badi bahan hu…aur apni bahan ke sath ye sab karna galat hai. Lekin phir bhi use manana to padega hi…use udas bhi to nahi dekh sakti main…

Idhar mere bathroom me jate hi sadhana ne room me awaz lagate huye pravesh kiya to sadhana ne jaldi se apne seene par dupatta dal liya..kyon ki shayad usne apni chuchiyo ki halat dekh li thi…maya bina kuch bole coffee rakh ke chali gayi.. Uske jate hi sadhana ne jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur bathroom par aa kar darwaja knock karne lagi..

Sadhana—raj, itni choti choti baato par gussa nahi hote…

Raj—(koi response nahi)

Sadhana (udas)—raj, darwaja khol na....achcha baba, teri jo marzi kar le mere sath..main kuch nahi kahungi lekin mujhse iss tarah rooth mat..

Thodi der baad main fresh ho kar bahar aa gaya..sadhana vahi bistar par baithi huyi thi...mujhe dekh kar vo turant mujhse lipat gayi..main sadhana ko god me utha kar bed par aa gaya.

Raj—ye kya...tumhe ready nahi hona hai kya... ?

Sadhana—hona to hai par tum naraz ho gaye the to kaise jati yaha se….?

Raj—main aur tumse naraz…? Ye kabhi nahi ho sakta...jis din tumse naraz ho jaunga samajh lena ki vo din meri zindagi ka akhiri din hai...kyon ki apne dil me dhadakti huyi dhadkan se naraz hone ka matlab sidha mout hi hota hai...aur tum meri dhadkan ho..

Sadhana (mere muh me hath rakh ke)—chup...phir kabhi dubara aisi manhoos baat muh se mat nikalna..

Raj—achcha jao..ready ho jao jaldi se..warna kahi phir se mera mood na ban jaye kuch karne ka…?

Ye sunte hi sadhana mujhe agootha dikhate huye vaha se bhag gayi..aur main ready hone laga….nasta karne ke liye jab main bahar aaya to ganga mousi ke paas ek khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar lund tantanane laga.

Raj—mousi ji ready ho gayi…?

Ganga—raj, isse milo..ye sadhana ki saheli varsha hai..hamare samne wale makan me hi rahti hai…ye bhi hamare sath chalegi jaisalmer…aur varsha, ye hai raj, tere hone wale jija ji…police me sp hain..

Varsha—hello, jia ji…ab samjhi ki sadhana raato raat registan me bhag kaha gayi thi…hihihihi….?

Raj—very good…(hath milate huye)..bahut khubsurat ho aap varsha ji….vaise koun koun hai varsha ji aapke ghar me….?

Varsha—mere ghar me mummy, papa, main, mera bada bhai, bhabhi aur meri ek choti bahan..bas..vaise aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—nahi, bas general knowledge ke liye…tumhari shadi ho gayi…?

Varsha (mushkura kar)—aap jaisa abhi koi mila nahi..

Raj—mere jaisa saand milega bhi nahi….eklouta piece hu…vaise jab tak koi nahi milta, chaho to mujhse kaam chala sakti ho..it’s not a joke..

Varsha—seriously..

Raj—bilkul

Varsha—phir to jarur sochna padega…hihihihi

Thodi der me sadhana bhi aa gayi to varsha usse lipat kar baate karne lagi…varsha ko dekh kar sadhana ko koi khas khushi nahi huyi balki uska mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhana (mann me)—pahle hi ganga mousi aur maya kya kam thi jo ye varsha bhi raj ko bahkaane ke liye aa gayi..aur vo to hai hi saand ..jaha ladki dekhi nahi ki muh me laar tapakne lagti hai idiot ke..aur ye ganga mousi langda kyo rahi hain..? kahi raat me ye saand chadh to nahi gaya inke upar mouka pa kar…? Mousi se hi puch leti hu…lekin vo bhi sach hodi batayegi mujhe…jyada se jyada bol dengi ki bathroom me fisal gayi thi ya phir pairo me moch aa gayi hai…

Ganga—tum log baate karo, jab tak main bhi ready ho jati hu..

Varsha—mousi aap aise langda kyo rahi ho…?

Ganga (sakpaka kar)—nahi, kuch nahi…vo..vo haan, raat me bathroom me fisal kar gir gayi thi na to pair me moch aa gayi hai…

Sadhana (meri taraf ghurte huye)—apni umra ke hisab se jyada kaam karogi to yahi hoga na…(mann me)..kide pade teri gaand me mousi…vo bhi khoob bade bade..

Uske baad sadhana, varsha ko le kar apne room me chali gayi aur main amit ke sath nasta karne laga…maya kabhi kabhi mujhe dekh leti thi lekin maine use ignore kiya.

Nasta karne ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…thodi der me maya bhi idhar udhar dekhte huye vahi aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi.

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aap raat me aaj yahi rukenge na…?

Raj—kyo... ?

Maya—nahi, vo choti mem saab, bol rahi thi ki vo aap ke sath jaisalmer se hi vapis lout jayengi...

Raj—agar sadhana ne kaha hai to phir tumne theek hi suna hoga...khair, ye lo kuch paise, apne liye achche kapde kharid lena...main ganga mousi se bol dunga ki tumhari shadi ke liye dhang ka ladka dekh kar tumhari shadi karwa de jisse tum apni zindagi gujar sako...

Maya—saab, maine aapke sath raat me jo bartav kiya, uske liye mujhe maaf kar dena saab..

Raj—nahi maya, tumne kuch galat nahi kiya..balki tumne to mujhe janwar banne se bacha liya...mafi to mujhe mangni chahiye tumse...galat tarka to mera tha...lekin karta bhi kya..tum ho hi sundar...ki main tumhe dekhte hi bahak gaya..

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aaj mat jana ghar....aaj raat yahi rukna aap...

Raj—kyo..koi khas baat.... ?

Maya—bas saab, aap aaj raat yahi rukna….

Uske baad usne kuch nahi kaha aur vaha se bhag gayi…thodi der me main sadhana, ganga mousi aur varsha ke sath jaisalmer ke liye nikal gaya…vaha pahuch kar maine police thane se sadhana ki gumsudgi ka case close karwa diya.. sath me varsha aur ganga mousi bhi thi isliye unhe yaha chhodne ki baat par sadhana bhi mana nahi kar payi.

Jaisalmer se abhi hum lout hi rahe the ki ek sunsan raste me hamare samne ek maruti van aa kar khadi ho gayi… agle hi pal usme se paanch hathiyar band log bahar nikal kar meri gadi ko charo taraf se gher liya…lihaza rasta band ho jane ke karan mujhe bhi rukna pada….itne hathiyar liye huye logo ko dekh kar ganga mousi aur varsha ki to phat gayi.

Raj—koun ho tum log aur iss tarah rasta rokne ka kya matlab hai…?

Admi 1—ye jyada hero giri nahi, samjha….(sadhana ki taraf ishara kar)…ye ladki chal tu bahar nikal..bahar nikal ke aa..

Sadhana—achcha, ye janta hai ki ye kis ki gadi hai…? Agar janta to samne khade hone ki galti nahi karta..pahle dekh to le gadi ko…

Admi 2—hame malum hai ki ye kisi police wale ki gadi hai..to kya hua…? Aise police wale roj hamari choukhat par apna matha tekte hain….chal bahar nikal jaldi se…

Raj (bahar nikal kar)—bhai sahab, pahle mujhse baat karo...aur ye batao ki akhir mazra kya hai... ?

Admi 3 (chilla kar)—tujhe bola na chup rah..warna sari ki sari goliya teri gaand me utar dunga samjha...

Admi 1 (jor se)—ye ladki, tujhe hindi samajh me nahi aati kya.... ? ye pakad ke bahar khicho Sali ko....aaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkkkkkk

Ye sunna tha ki mera bheja fry ho gaya aur maine uss admi ko ulte hath se uski kanpati me jor se chipka diya jisse vo dhadam se piche gir gaya...uske kaan se khoon nikal aaya tha...ye dekh sab bandook le kar mere paas aa gaye.

Raj (ungli hilate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….agar apne bachcho ko yatim nahi banana chahte ho to chupchap apne hathiyar phenk do aur yaha se dafa ho jao..

Admi 5 (chillate huye)—sale ...teri itni himmat ki hamare sathi par hath uthaye...aur kya kaha tune.. ? hamare bachcho ko yatim banayega.…hahahaha…tujhe pata nahi ki hamare bachcho ko tu to kya, khud bhagwan bhi yatim nahi bana sakta.. kyon ki hamari biwiya to hain, lekin bachche nahi hain..kyon ki hamne pahle hi unka operation karwa diya hai...jisse kabhi paida paida ho hi na..... ;ekin yatim to ab tu hoga sale....yeee...nikalo Sali ko bahar aur pakad lo iss kutte ko ko...aaj iske samne hi hum iss swapnn sundari ko nangi.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sadhana—aaaaaaaaa...rajjjjjjjj

Raj (gusse me)—(gusse me) dhaanyyyyyy......madarchod....teri maa ko chodu....chatttaaakkkkk....(Lund bahar nikal ke)...dekh madarchod..achche dekh le saand ke iss lund ko...Tum Sab Ke Sharir Me Utna Khoon Nahi Hoga Jitna Ki Saand Ke Iss Lund Se Ek Baar Me Pani Nikalta Hai...Agar Galti Se Bhi Ye Saand Tumhari Biwiyo Ke Upar Chadh Gaya Na, To Ek Hi Baar Me Tum Sab Sidhe Judwa Bachcho Ke Baap Ban Jaoge..Aur Phir Science Ki Bachcha Na Hone Ki Ye Technology Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi.

Nice update bro

 

[FRIDAY]

Awesome update anand bhai....

aab raste me kis ka admi aapni gaand marane a gya.
Lagta hai Maya bhi Saand ke sath kabadi khelna chata hai.

amazing update....
waiting for next ....

 

[Vijay Sharma]

SAAND
UPDATE- 198​

Vahi sadhana poori raat jagte huye diary padhne me hi khoyi rahi..jaise jaise vo aage padhti jati uske hairan hone ki seema badhti ja rahi thi…phir ek page par pahuchte hi uske pairo tale se jamin hi khisak gayi…usko padhte hi uski ankho se jhar jhar kar ke anshu bahne lage…

Phir usne diary se teen page iss tarah se phad kar nikal liye jisse ki kisi ko uss diary me se page phate hone ka pata na chale…ye vahi teen page the jinhe ullu ne apne tez panjo se diary me se phadne ki koshish ki thi.

Sadhana (shocked)—(rote huye mann me)..itna bada dhokha…‼ itna bada vishwashghat..‼ main iske liye tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Ab aage…….

Subah meri neend sadhana ke uthane se khuli to apne samne usko dekhte hi maine sadhana ko apne upar khich liya aur uske kuch bolne se pahle se mere hoth uske hotho se chipak gaye jaise ki unhe apni manzil pahle se hi pata ho…kuch der kasmasane ke baad sadhana ne khud ko dheela chhod diya aur mera sath dene lagi.

Sadhana ka sparsh mujhe ek alag hi anokhi duniya me le jata hai, jaha na mann ka hosh rahta hai aur na hi tann ka..main abhi uske gulabi hotho se shahad pi hi raha tha ki tabhi amit aa gaya lekin vaha ka scene dekhte hi khisak liya..jab tak saanso ne sath diya hum aise hi ek dusre se guttham guttha hote rahe.

Sadhana—aaaahh…rajj…ab bas karo na..chalo utho bhi ab aur ja ka fresh ho jao..

Raj—chalo na aaj sath me nahate hain..bahut samay ho gaya sath me nahaye huye…

Sadhana—na ji, tum to mujhe maaf hi karo..

Raj—pls..maan jao na..

Sadhana—na...shadi ke baad naha lena sath me..tab tak no chance…abhi chhodo mujhe...darwaja khula hai, koi aa jayega..

Raj—abhi na jao chhod kar ki dil abhi bhara nahi..

Sadhana (mushkura kar)—nahi..nahi..nahi..nahi..

Ye bol kar sadhana uthne lagi to maine pakad kar usko phir se bistar me lita diya aur khud upar upar aa gaya....sadhana meri ankho me dekhne lagi jaise ki mujhe chhodne ki iltaza kar rahi ho...magar jab meri nazare uske jaldi jaldi saans lene ke karan iss samay uske upar niche ho rahi chuchiyo par tiki huyi thi.

Maine ek nazar kurte ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ki taraf dekh kar sadhana ki ankho me dekha to usne mera abhipray samajhte huye abkhe ghuma kar na me ishara kiya...main uski ankho me dekhte huye niche uske seene par jhukta chala gaya aur jaise hi mere hotho ne kapdo ke upar se hi uski chuchiyo ko chhua to usne siskari le kar apni ankhe band kar li.

Main sadhana ki chuchiyo ke chuchuk (nipples) ko kapde ke upar se hi apni jeebh se chatne aur chusne laga...uske chuchuk andar dhanse huye the...unn par meri jeebh lagte hi usne gudgudi se kampte huye mujhe apni baho ke ghere me kas liya.

Maine ek hath aage badha kar uski dusri chuchi par rakh diya aur use dhire dhire dabane laga...uski chuchi mere hatho me aate hi aisa laga jaise ki maine kisi makhamali spanji cheez ko pakad liya ho...mere hath ka kasaav apne aap hi uski chuchi par badhta ja raha tha.

Sadhana (ankhe band)—aaaahhhh...rajjj...mat karo na..pls...

Raj—(no response.....busy chuchi chusne aur dabane me)

Sadhana—aaaahhhhh....raaajjjjj....itni jor se nahi...aaahhh...dard hota hai....pls..maan jao na...main pagal ho jaungi...pls.. shadi tak control ka lo....phir to ye mera tann aur mann sab tumhara hi hai...mere jism ke har ang par sirf aur sirf tumhara hi naam likha hua hai....suhag raat me jo chahe kar lena...pls tab tak ke liye khud ko control kar lo...aaaaahhhhhh

Tabhi vaha maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi lekin darwaje par aa kar vo mujhe awaz dena hi chahti ki ki samne ka nazara dekh kar uski saans hi gale me atak kar rah gayi...mujhe sadhana ki chuchiyo ko chuste aur dabate dekh uske andar ajib si tarange angdayi lene lagi...vo darwaje ke bahar kinare par khadi ho kar chupchap dekhne lagi.

Bari bari dono chuchiyo ko dabane aur kapde ke upar se chusne ke baad maine apne hoth uske hotho se phir se chipa diye aur uske hotho se madirapan karne laga....itni der se chusne aur dabaye jane ke karan uske chuchuk tan kar khad ho gaye aur kurta bahar se chuchuk ki jagah par gila ho gaya tha.

Hotho ko chuste huye main sadhana ka kurta upar uthane laga jisse vo thoda sakpaka gayi aur usne kiss me sath dena band kar ke apna muh ghuma liya.

Sadhana—nahi..rajj...isse aage ab nahi..

Raj—mujhe iss samay mat roko sadhana...mujhe aaj tumhara doodh pina hai...

Sadhana—nahi, rajj... main ye sab nahi kar sakti...aur na hi main mansik roop se isse aage badhne ke liye taiyar hu...vaise hi bahut jyada ho chuka hai..chhodo mujhe..

Raj—pls..sadhana…tumhe meri kasam…

Sadhana (gussa hote huye)—ye kya behudgi hai raj…? Tum apni kasam de kar mere jism ko bhogna chahte ho…? Kya yahi pyar hai….?

Raj—sadhana, tum itna ghabra kyo rahi ho mujhse….?

“Mousam Ko Mousam Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi Kinaro Ne Loota,
Aap To Darr Gaye Meri Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Aapki Kasam De Kar Hame To Hazaro Ne Loota.”
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Maine jab dekha ki sadhana ka mann nahi hai aage kuch karne ka to main uske upar se uth kar bathroom chala gaya..mere aise jane se sadhana ko laga ki main usse naraz ho gaya hu to uske chehre par udasi chha gayi aur khud par gussa aane laga.

Sadhana (mann me)—lagta hai ki raj mujhse naraz ho gaya hai…? Ab kaise manau usko…? Lekin raj jo chahta hai vo karne ke liye main sach me abhi taiyar nahi hu…pahle hi uss diary ki vajah se main bahut tension me hu…ab raj ke roothne ki alag tension….uss idiot ko kaise samjhau ki main uski sagi badi bahan hu…aur apni bahan ke sath ye sab karna galat hai. Lekin phir bhi use manana to padega hi…use udas bhi to nahi dekh sakti main…

Idhar mere bathroom me jate hi sadhana ne room me awaz lagate huye pravesh kiya to sadhana ne jaldi se apne seene par dupatta dal liya..kyon ki shayad usne apni chuchiyo ki halat dekh li thi…maya bina kuch bole coffee rakh ke chali gayi.. Uske jate hi sadhana ne jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur bathroom par aa kar darwaja knock karne lagi..

Sadhana—raj, itni choti choti baato par gussa nahi hote…

Raj—(koi response nahi)

Sadhana (udas)—raj, darwaja khol na....achcha baba, teri jo marzi kar le mere sath..main kuch nahi kahungi lekin mujhse iss tarah rooth mat..

Thodi der baad main fresh ho kar bahar aa gaya..sadhana vahi bistar par baithi huyi thi...mujhe dekh kar vo turant mujhse lipat gayi..main sadhana ko god me utha kar bed par aa gaya.

Raj—ye kya...tumhe ready nahi hona hai kya... ?

Sadhana—hona to hai par tum naraz ho gaye the to kaise jati yaha se….?

Raj—main aur tumse naraz…? Ye kabhi nahi ho sakta...jis din tumse naraz ho jaunga samajh lena ki vo din meri zindagi ka akhiri din hai...kyon ki apne dil me dhadakti huyi dhadkan se naraz hone ka matlab sidha mout hi hota hai...aur tum meri dhadkan ho..

Sadhana (mere muh me hath rakh ke)—chup...phir kabhi dubara aisi manhoos baat muh se mat nikalna..

Raj—achcha jao..ready ho jao jaldi se..warna kahi phir se mera mood na ban jaye kuch karne ka…?

Ye sunte hi sadhana mujhe agootha dikhate huye vaha se bhag gayi..aur main ready hone laga….nasta karne ke liye jab main bahar aaya to ganga mousi ke paas ek khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar lund tantanane laga.

Raj—mousi ji ready ho gayi…?

Ganga—raj, isse milo..ye sadhana ki saheli varsha hai..hamare samne wale makan me hi rahti hai…ye bhi hamare sath chalegi jaisalmer…aur varsha, ye hai raj, tere hone wale jija ji…police me sp hain..

Varsha—hello, jia ji…ab samjhi ki sadhana raato raat registan me bhag kaha gayi thi…hihihihi….?

Raj—very good…(hath milate huye)..bahut khubsurat ho aap varsha ji….vaise koun koun hai varsha ji aapke ghar me….?

Varsha—mere ghar me mummy, papa, main, mera bada bhai, bhabhi aur meri ek choti bahan..bas..vaise aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—nahi, bas general knowledge ke liye…tumhari shadi ho gayi…?

Varsha (mushkura kar)—aap jaisa abhi koi mila nahi..

Raj—mere jaisa saand milega bhi nahi….eklouta piece hu…vaise jab tak koi nahi milta, chaho to mujhse kaam chala sakti ho..it’s not a joke..

Varsha—seriously..

Raj—bilkul

Varsha—phir to jarur sochna padega…hihihihi

Thodi der me sadhana bhi aa gayi to varsha usse lipat kar baate karne lagi…varsha ko dekh kar sadhana ko koi khas khushi nahi huyi balki uska mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhana (mann me)—pahle hi ganga mousi aur maya kya kam thi jo ye varsha bhi raj ko bahkaane ke liye aa gayi..aur vo to hai hi saand ..jaha ladki dekhi nahi ki muh me laar tapakne lagti hai idiot ke..aur ye ganga mousi langda kyo rahi hain..? kahi raat me ye saand chadh to nahi gaya inke upar mouka pa kar…? Mousi se hi puch leti hu…lekin vo bhi sach hodi batayegi mujhe…jyada se jyada bol dengi ki bathroom me fisal gayi thi ya phir pairo me moch aa gayi hai…

Ganga—tum log baate karo, jab tak main bhi ready ho jati hu..

Varsha—mousi aap aise langda kyo rahi ho…?

Ganga (sakpaka kar)—nahi, kuch nahi…vo..vo haan, raat me bathroom me fisal kar gir gayi thi na to pair me moch aa gayi hai…

Sadhana (meri taraf ghurte huye)—apni umra ke hisab se jyada kaam karogi to yahi hoga na…(mann me)..kide pade teri gaand me mousi…vo bhi khoob bade bade..

Uske baad sadhana, varsha ko le kar apne room me chali gayi aur main amit ke sath nasta karne laga…maya kabhi kabhi mujhe dekh leti thi lekin maine use ignore kiya.

Nasta karne ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…thodi der me maya bhi idhar udhar dekhte huye vahi aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi.

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aap raat me aaj yahi rukenge na…?

Raj—kyo... ?

Maya—nahi, vo choti mem saab, bol rahi thi ki vo aap ke sath jaisalmer se hi vapis lout jayengi...

Raj—agar sadhana ne kaha hai to phir tumne theek hi suna hoga...khair, ye lo kuch paise, apne liye achche kapde kharid lena...main ganga mousi se bol dunga ki tumhari shadi ke liye dhang ka ladka dekh kar tumhari shadi karwa de jisse tum apni zindagi gujar sako...

Maya—saab, maine aapke sath raat me jo bartav kiya, uske liye mujhe maaf kar dena saab..

Raj—nahi maya, tumne kuch galat nahi kiya..balki tumne to mujhe janwar banne se bacha liya...mafi to mujhe mangni chahiye tumse...galat tarka to mera tha...lekin karta bhi kya..tum ho hi sundar...ki main tumhe dekhte hi bahak gaya..

Maya (dhire se)—saab, aaj mat jana ghar....aaj raat yahi rukna aap...

Raj—kyo..koi khas baat.... ?

Maya—bas saab, aap aaj raat yahi rukna….

Uske baad usne kuch nahi kaha aur vaha se bhag gayi…thodi der me main sadhana, ganga mousi aur varsha ke sath jaisalmer ke liye nikal gaya…vaha pahuch kar maine police thane se sadhana ki gumsudgi ka case close karwa diya.. sath me varsha aur ganga mousi bhi thi isliye unhe yaha chhodne ki baat par sadhana bhi mana nahi kar payi.

Jaisalmer se abhi hum lout hi rahe the ki ek sunsan raste me hamare samne ek maruti van aa kar khadi ho gayi… agle hi pal usme se paanch hathiyar band log bahar nikal kar meri gadi ko charo taraf se gher liya…lihaza rasta band ho jane ke karan mujhe bhi rukna pada….itne hathiyar liye huye logo ko dekh kar ganga mousi aur varsha ki to phat gayi.

Raj—koun ho tum log aur iss tarah rasta rokne ka kya matlab hai…?

Admi 1—ye jyada hero giri nahi, samjha….(sadhana ki taraf ishara kar)…ye ladki chal tu bahar nikal..bahar nikal ke aa..

Sadhana—achcha, ye janta hai ki ye kis ki gadi hai…? Agar janta to samne khade hone ki galti nahi karta..pahle dekh to le gadi ko…

Admi 2—hame malum hai ki ye kisi police wale ki gadi hai..to kya hua…? Aise police wale roj hamari choukhat par apna matha tekte hain….chal bahar nikal jaldi se…

Raj (bahar nikal kar)—bhai sahab, pahle mujhse baat karo...aur ye batao ki akhir mazra kya hai... ?

Admi 3 (chilla kar)—tujhe bola na chup rah..warna sari ki sari goliya teri gaand me utar dunga samjha...

Admi 1 (jor se)—ye ladki, tujhe hindi samajh me nahi aati kya.... ? ye pakad ke bahar khicho Sali ko....aaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkkkkkk

Ye sunna tha ki mera bheja fry ho gaya aur maine uss admi ko ulte hath se uski kanpati me jor se chipka diya jisse vo dhadam se piche gir gaya...uske kaan se khoon nikal aaya tha...ye dekh sab bandook le kar mere paas aa gaye.

Raj (ungli hilate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….agar apne bachcho ko yatim nahi banana chahte ho to chupchap apne hathiyar phenk do aur yaha se dafa ho jao..

Admi 5 (chillate huye)—sale ...teri itni himmat ki hamare sathi par hath uthaye...aur kya kaha tune.. ? hamare bachcho ko yatim banayega.…hahahaha…tujhe pata nahi ki hamare bachcho ko tu to kya, khud bhagwan bhi yatim nahi bana sakta.. kyon ki hamari biwiya to hain, lekin bachche nahi hain..kyon ki hamne pahle hi unka operation karwa diya hai...jisse kabhi paida paida ho hi na..... ;ekin yatim to ab tu hoga sale....yeee...nikalo Sali ko bahar aur pakad lo iss kutte ko ko...aaj iske samne hi hum iss swapnn sundari ko nangi.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sadhana—aaaaaaaaa...rajjjjjjjj

Raj (gusse me)—(gusse me) dhaanyyyyyy......madarchod....teri maa ko chodu....chatttaaakkkkk....(Lund bahar nikal ke)...dekh madarchod..achche dekh le saand ke iss lund ko...Tum Sab Ke Sharir Me Utna Khoon Nahi Hoga Jitna Ki Saand Ke Iss Lund Se Ek Baar Me Pani Nikalta Hai...Agar Galti Se Bhi Ye Saand Tumhari Biwiyo Ke Upar Chadh Gaya Na, To Ek Hi Baar Me Tum Sab Sidhe Judwa Bachcho Ke Baap Ban Jaoge..Aur Phir Science Ki Bachcha Na Hone Ki Ye Technology Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi.

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