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UPDATE- 194
Dophar me main aur sadhana uski ganga mousi ke yaha jane ke liye nikal gaye…idhar hamare jane ke baad sheetal room me kuch dhoondte huye pareshan ho rahi thi.
Sheetal (pareshan, mann me)—meri diary kaha gayi…? Lagta hai ki maine sheetal ko apna jo bag diya tha, usme hi chali gayi…kahi sheetal uss diary ko kori samajh kar usme kuch likhna na shuru kar de…mere liye vo diary bahut anmol hai.. apna mobile bhi to maine use de diya hai…
Ab aage……
Gadi chalate huye maine ek jagah sunsan area dekh kar gadi rok di au sadhana ko apni baho me bhar liya aur use chumne laga…..aise achanak gadi rok kar chumne se sadhana thoda hadbada gayi.
Sadhana—aaahhh..chhodo na..ye kya karne lag gaye tum…?
Raj (raste me)—sadhana, yaar kiss karne do na…
Sadhana (Real)—kyaa…pagal to nahi ho gaye kahi tum…? Jo aise beech raste me kiss karne ko bol rahe ho..
Raj—pagal hi to hu tumhare pyar me…tum nahi janti ki kitna tadpa hu tumhare liye…ek ek maine kaise gujara hai tumhare bina, iska andaza bhi nahi laga sakti tum..
Sadhana (udas)—to main koun sa khush thi…tumhare bina..tum to phir bhi ladke ho, bahar apne dosto ke sath ghum phir kar apna mann bahla sakte ho lekin main kaha jati, andar hi andar ghutne ke siwa kuch nahi kar sakti thi.
Raj—tabhi to kah raha hu ki thoda sa pyar kar lete hain…vaise bhi kal sheetal didi ke beech me aa jane se main tumko achche se dekh bhi nahi paya tha…
Sadhana—kitna kuch to kar liya tha kal…
Raj—kaha kuch kiya tha…jee bhar ke tumhare inn hotho ko chum bhi nahi paya tha..
Maine ek bar phir se sadhana ko pakad kar chumne laga…usne thoda virodh kiya lekin phir khud hi meri agosh me simatti chali gayi..adhro se adhar mil gaye..aisa laga jaise ki poori kaynat hi simat kar meri baaho me aa gayi ho…aaj ke chumban me mujhe apni vahi pahle wali sadhana ka ehsaas ho raha tha jabki kal ke kiss me ek naya hi taste tha jiska anubhav mere liye behad aloukik kar dene wal tha…kintu aaj sadhana ke hotho ka sparsh karte hi mere dimag me bar bar meri sheetal didi ki tasveer ubhar rahi thi kyon ki same aisa hi ehsaas mujhe unke sath bhi hamesha hota aaya hai…sheetal didi jab kabhi bhi mere karib aati thi to anayas hi mere jehan me sadhana ki chhavi panapne lag jati thi.. lekin aisa kyo tha ye meri samajh ke bahar hai.
Hum dono pagal premi ek duje me khoye apne aas paas ki duniya se bekhabar ek alag hi sansar me pahuch gaye the.. dono me se kisi ko kuch hosh nahi tha…tabhi kuch gadiyo ke horn ki awaz sun kar hum swarg log se sidhe dharti par utar aaye.
Maine palat kar dekha to kuch aas paas ke log apni bakriyo ko le kar vaha se gujar rahe the jiski vajah se avagaman avaruddh ho raha tha.
Raj—inn bakri walo ki maa ko chodu..madarchodo ko abhi hi bakri le kar yaha se nikalna tha..
Sadhana—hihihihihi…chhee kitna ganda ganda bolne lage ho tum…tumhare romance ke darr se vo bechare kya apni bakri bhi na charaye…?
Raj—arey charaye…lekin yahi ek rasta bacha tha unke liye…? Ghar me sheetal didi hanuman ki pooch ki tarah tumse har dam chipki rahti hain..kuch karne ka chance hi nahi milta..badi mushkil se ab ja ke mouka mila to ye chutiye beech me haddi ban ke aa gaye…
Sadhana—unn garibo ko gaali mat do…ab chalo yaha se..(mann me)..baap re..ye raj to beech raste se hi chalu ho gaya… achcha hua ki maine sheetal ko samjha bujha kar vahi ghar me rok diya…agar kahi vo aati to raj, ye sab uske sath karta.. uski mousi ke ghar tak pahuchte pahuchte tak to na jane kya kya karta uske sath…meri to zindagi hi barbad ho jati..
Aise hi chhed chhad karte huye hum raat hote hote sadhana ki ganga mousi ki area me pahuch gaye…vaha pahuch hamne logo se puch kar unka ghar pata kiya aur phir unke yaha chal pade….ganga mousi ko surprise dene ke irade se hamne apne yaha aane ke baare me kuch nahi bataya tha.
Ghar pahuchte hi gadi se utar kar sadhana ne darwaje par laga alarm bajaya to kuch der baad kisi tann maal aurat ne darwaja khola…darwaja kholte hi vo buri tarah se chounk gayi…
Raj (mann me)—wow..! main to soch raha tha ki sadhana ki mousi koi budhiya hogi lekin ye to mast pelne layak piece hai re baba….par ye bhosdi to meri taraf dekh hi nahi rahi hai….lagta hai jab bhosdi ka bhosda bana dunga tabhi dekhegi..?
Main aur sadhana use hi dekh rahe the aur vo sirf sadhana ko…main to use hi ganga mousi samajh raha tha..kuch der tak ankhe phade dekhne ke baad na jane usko kya hua ki jor se cheekhte huye bhitar bhag gayi.
“Badi mem saab…dekho choti mem saab aa gayi…” usne chillate huye kaha.
Raj (hairan)—yaar, ye tumhari ganga mousi pagal hai kya …?
Sadhana—vo ganga mousi nahi balki ghar ki naukrani maya hai..
Raj—jab iss ghar ki naukrani itni mast hai to phir mousi kitni sexy nahi hongi..
Sadhana (gusse me ghur kar)—kyaaa kaha... ? agar kuch ulta sidha socha bhi na to maar maar ke muh tod dungi tumhara..
Raj (shocked)—sheetal didi.... ‼!
Sadhana (baat ko sambhalte huye)—nahi, vo kya hai na ki sheetal ne mujhse kaha tha ki agar raj koi aisi vaisi harkat kare to aise bolna usko….sorry, agar tumhe bura laga to..(mann me)..bach gayi..warna abhi pakdi jati..
Raj (lambi saans le kar)—ohh..to ye baat hai…tumne to meri phad ke hi rakh di thi…ek pal ko to main bhi darr gaya tha ye soch kar ki sheetal didi kaha se aa gayi…? Ye didi bhi na, badi khatarnak hai…yaha bhi mera picha nahi chhod rahi, khud ko yaha aane ka mouka nahi mila to tumhe sab sikha padha diya apne lakshan..dekh abhi tak mera dil dhak dhak kar raha hai..
Tabhi vaha ek admi aur ek aurat apni mote mote chutad hilate huye aur bhagte huye aaye, unke piche vo naukrani maya bhi thi…main samajh gaya ki ye hai ganga mousi…aate hi usne sadhana ko apne gale se laga diya.
Ganga (chill kar)—sadhana..meri bachchi…tu kaha chali gayi thi…
Raj (dhire se)—wow..! kya ekdam mast solid gaand wali mousi hai..
Sadhana (gusse se dekhte huye)—(mann me)..ye to mousi ko bhi gandi nigah se dekhne laga…hey bhagwan, aaj ki raat bas ganga mousi aur maya ko iss saand se bacha lena…kal subah hote hi main isko le kar yaha se chali jaungi aur phir yaha lout ke vapis hi nahi aaungi.
Main ganga mousi ki mast gadarayi gaand ko ghurte huye dhire dhire bolte huye uski gaand ki tarif kar raha tha lekin pata nahi kaise ye sab sadhana ne sun liye aur vo mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi..uske iss tarah dekhte hi mere mann me ek bar phir se sheetal didi ki tasveer ubhar aayi aur maine hadbada kar jaldi se apni nigah dusri taraf kar li.
Raj (mann me)—arey yaar aise sheetal didi ki tarah meri taraf mat dekh….kyo meri gaand phadne par tuli huyi hai…? Ye sheetal didi marte dum tak mera picha nahi chhodengi lagta hai…?
Ganga—kaha chali gayi thi beti..bina kuch bataye…?
Amit—pahle usko andar to aa jane do…
Sadhana—raj, andar aa jao…
Tab kahi ja kar sab ki nazre meri taraf inayat huyi…phir main aur sadhana andar aa gaye…sadhana to apni ganga mousi ke sath unke room me chali gayi aur main vahi haal me amit ke sath baith gaya…lekin pata nahi kyo, par andar aate hi mujhe kuch ajib sa feel ho raha tha..khair maine isko ignore kar diya aur amit ke sath baato me ulajh gaya.
Raj—agar main galat nahi hu to aap sadhana ke amit fufa ji hain..
Amit—ji haan,..lekin maine tumhe nahi pahchana…
Raj—ji mera naam raj hai..
Amit—kaha rahte ho aur sadhana tumhe kaha mili.... ?
Maine unko apna address aur sadhana mujhe kaha mili sab sach sach bata diya..lekin jab maine usko sadhana ki pichli life ke baare me bataya to vah shocked ho gaya.
Amit (shocked)—(chillate huye)..whattt.. ! kya bakwas kar rahe ho ye.. ? ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Main janta hu ki tum jaise log ladkiyo ko phansane ke liye kya kya jaal bunte ho…? Behtar yahi hoga tumhare liye ki nikal jao yaha se…get out
Uski baate sun kar to meri jhaante hi sulag gayi…main uth kar uske kaan ke niche bajane hi wala tha ki tabhi chillane ki awaz sunte hi sadhana aur ganga mousi vaha pahuch gayi.
Sadhana (gusse me, jor se)—fufa jiii….aap kya bol rahe hain, koi hosh hai aap ko…..?
Ganga—sadhana beti, shant ho ja..main baat karti hu na…..(palat kar)..kya baat hai amit…?
Amit—ganga..ye ladka bol raha hai ki vo sadhana ko bachpan se janta hai aur to aur usse pyar bhi karta hai…pucho koi saboot hai iske paas apni baat ka…? Sidhe jail me band karwa dunga, samajh gaye..
Ganga—sadhana beti, ye ladka kya bol raha hai….?
Sadhana (gusse me)—mousi, raj sach bol raha hai…aur fufa ji, aap jisko jail me band karwane ki baat kar rahe hain, vo khud hi police department me sp hai..
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaa…?
Sadhana—haan…aur aap ki jankari ke liye bata du ki raj ki vajah se hi mujhe apni asli pahchan ka pata chala..yahi nahi raj ne hi chinky ko gundo se bachaya tha….aur aap log uski hi beizzati kar rahe hain..?
Amit (hath jod kar)—mujhe maaf kar dena sir…mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi…anjane me maine bina sach jane aap ko kya kuch nahi bol diya…main darr gaya tha ki agar kuch ulta sidha ho gaya to main sadhana ke maa baap ko kya muh dikhaunga…bas isliye galti kar baitha..
Raj—it’s ok…aap ki jagah koi bhi hota to shayad yahi karta….aap sadhna ke fufa hain to mere bhi fufa ji huye…mujhe sir nahi, balki raj hi boliye….sadhana ke papa dayachand ko jisne arrest kiya tha, vo police officer khud main hi hu.
Vo dono ek bar phir se hairan ho gaye…thodi der baad poora mahoul normal ho gaya…hum sab vahi baith kar baate karne lage…ganga mousi bhi ab khul chuki thi.
Ganga—sadhana beti, fresh ho jao…phir khana lagwa deti hu..
Sadhana—theek hai mousi…raj, tum bhi fresh ho jao..
Ganga—raj beta, tum mere room ka bathroom use kar lo….maya, mera room bata de raj ko..
Sadhana—maya, pahle mera room khol dena
Maya ne sadhana ka room khol diya aur uske baad mujhe le kar ganga ke room me aa gayi…vo mere aage aage chal rahi thi..chalte huye meri nazar maya ke left right karte hilte huye dono chutado par tiki huyi thi…aisa lag raha tha jaise ki dono chutdo ke beech jyada se jyada hilne ka competition chal raha ho..
Maya ke gaand ki thirkan dekh kar lund poore ufaan par aa gaya tha…ganga mousi ke room me pahuch kar usne bathroom ka darwaja khol diya.
Maya—ye bathroom hai saab…aap fresh ho jaiye…main khana bana deti hu tab tak..
Raj—achcha maya, tumhare kitne bachche hain…?
Maya (chounk kar)—jii…!
Raj—isme chounkne ki kya baat hai….? Ab aurato ko bachche to hote hi hain na..aur tum bhi to ek aurat hi to…batao na kitne bachche hain tumhare…?
Maya (sharmate huye)—abhi meri shadi nahi huyi saab..
Raj—kya..abhi shadi nahi huyi..? ye to bahut galat hua tumhare sath…lekin tum chinta bilkul mat karo..main aa gaya hu na, ab jarur bachche ho jayenge tumhe..
Maya (chounk kar)—jiii…
Raj—nahi, vo mera matlab hai ki main tumhari shadi karwa dunga…
Maya—mujh garib se bhala koun shadi karega saab…?
Raj—kyo nahi karega koi..? tum poori gadarayi huyi ho, jawan ho aur sundar bhi ho….main sab theek kar dunga, tum chinta mat karo…meri baat manogi to maze karogi..samjhi..
Maya mere muh se apni tarif sun kar sharma gayi lekin usko achcha bhi bahut laga ki pahli bar kisi ne uski tarif ki hai.. vo sharmate huye niche dekhne lagi.
Raj—maya, thoda andar bathroom me aao na..
“Maya, bathroom me sabun nahi hai..ruk main aa kar deti hu..tum khana bana jaldi se.” ganga mousi ki awaz aayi.
Maya kuch karti ya kahti ki uske pahle hi ganga mousi ke idhar aane ki aaz sun kar vo jaldi se vaha se bhag gayi aur main bathroom me ghus kar turant lund nikal ke mootne laga..lekin darwaja vaise hi khula raha.
Ganga mousi ne bathroom ka darwaja khula dekh kar samjha ki vaha koi nahi hai..isliye sabun le kar rakhne ke liye andar ghus aayi lekin andar aate hi usko heart attack aane jaisi halat ho gayi…jaha main darwaje ki taraf hi muh kar ke ankhe band kiye huye lund hila raha tha ..sath me dhire dhire badbadata bhi ja raha tha.
Raj (ankhe band)—(lund hilate huye)…oohhh…ganga mousi….kya mast gaand hai tumhari…jab saree ke upar se hi itni gajab ki gaand lagti hai to nangi hone par kayamat hi gira dogi mousi aur tumhari bur bhi jarur lajawab hogi ….haaye, ganga mousi, kaash ek bar tumhe poori nangi dekhne ka mouka mil jaye to tumhari bur aur gaand ke darshan karne ka saubhagya mil jata…
Apni ankho ke samne itna bada lund aur apne baare me itni gandi gandi baate sun kar ganga mousi ki to dhadkan hi rukne ko ho gayi…use samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki mujhe sabun de ya phir chupchap yaha se chali jaye..kintu uske pair na to aage badh rahe the aur na hi piche ja rahe the…balki fevicol ki tarah ek jagah par chipak kar rah gaye the.
Ganga (shocked, mann me)—he ram, itna bada lund..itna mota..‼ ye raj to mere baare me hi soch soch kar lund hila raha hai…itna bada lund jiski bur me ghusega uski to kismat hi khul jayegi…sadhana badi kismat wali hai..
Ganga mann hi mann ye ochte huye uttejit hone lagi thi aur iss beech kab uska hath saree ke upar se hi apni bur ko sahlane laga tha, use khud bhi ehsaas nahi ho paya…uttejana me aa kar ganga ki ankhe band ho gayi aur vo jor jor se apni bur ko dabochne lagi.
Main ye sab thodi khuli ankho se dekh raha tha…jab maine dekha ki ganga mousi iss samay full garam ho chuki hain to dhire dhire chalte huye unke paas pahuch gaya aur phir jis hath se vo apni bur ko sahla rahi thi uss hath ke upar apna hath bhi rakh diya aur uski bur ko jor jor se ragadne laga.
Lekin Ganga mousi ko jaise hi apne hath ke upar kisi ka hath hone ka ehsaas hua to hadbada kar uski ankhe khul gayi.. ankhe khulte hi use apni vastavik sthiti ka bhaan hua to usne jaldi se mere hath ke niche se apna hath khich liya..ye dekh maine poore panje me ganga mousi ki bur ko daboch liya aur kas kas ke masalne laga.
Ganga (dhire se)—aaaahhhhh…uuuffff…raajjjj betaaaa….aaahhhhh….nahiii
Raj (kaan me)--mousi ji, aapne to mera lund dekh liya hai..dikhane ki bari ab aapki hai...mousi, saree utha kar mujhe apni bur dikhao na..
Vo jaldi se vaha se bahar bhag kar kitchen me ghus gayi…uski saanse abhi tak bahut tezi se chal rahi thi..jo usne abhi dekha aur jo hua, vo soch soch kar use behad sharmindagi mahsoos ho rahi thi.
Ganga (mann me)—ye achanak mujhe kya ho gaya tha…? Main itni besharam kaise ho gayi thi…? Lekin isme mera bhi kasoor kya hai, koi bhi hoti to aisa lund dekh kar uski bur kulbulane lagti aur phir apne hosh kho baithti…ye raj to bilkul besharam aur bahut bada chudakkad lag raha hai..(mushkura kar)..main bhi kaisi pagal hu..jiske paas aisa hathiyar hoga, vo to maha chudakkad hoga hi na..raj ki himmat to dekho, kitni besharmi se meri ankho me bina kisi darr ke dekhte huye apne hatho se meri bur ko kitni berahmi se masalte huye mujhe saree utha kar apni bur dikhane ko bol raha tha.. .kya pata agar main bhagti nahi to shayad ab tak mujhe pel bhi diya hota..?
Udhar upar wale room me sadhana ne kapde change karne ke liye jaise hi bag se kapde nikale to unn kapdo ke sath hi ek diary bhi nikal aayi.
Sadhana (mann me)—ohhh..to madam ko diary likhne ka bhi shouk hai…very good..lagta hai ki apna bag mujhe dete samay sheetal apni ye diary bag me se nikalna hi bhul gayi..
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UPDATE- 193
Akhir me jab parul ne hath jod liye to hamne bhi kisi sharif insaan ki taraf uss par daya dikhate huye ek bar aur pel kar chhod diya…phir kisi tarah dono ne mil kar uski bur aur gaand me lage khoon ko saaf kiya aur use kapde pahnaye.. uske uthne ki himmat bilkul nahi thi to hum dono ne kisi tarah sahara de kar use uske ghar pahuchaya…achcha hua ki uss samay uske ghar me uski buddhi saas ke siwa koi nahi tha.
Usko le ja kar ek bistar me litane ke baad maine use dus hazar diye jisse uske chehre par khushi ki chamak aa gayi..iske baad main aur firefox bike se city chale gaye.
Vaha ja kar maine apne liye ek naya mobile kharida aur phir dgp se milne chala gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me…
Ab aage......
Vahi dusri taraf amilpur me pooja aur hawan ke baad nirdharit jagah par pandit ne khudayi chalu kar di... kafi der tak khudayi karne ke baad bhi kuch nazar nahi aaya tha...vasundhara, rakhi aur sudha utsukta se saans roke bas gaddhe ki taraf hi ankhe jamaye huyi thi.
Halanki sudha aur rakhi ke mann me abhi bhi avishwash ki hi bhawna thi magar amtul ke aatm vishwash ko dekh kar kahi na kahi unke mann me utsukta ne jagah bana li thi.
Sudha (dhire se)—didi, tumhe kya lagta hai ki yaha khazana niklega... ? mujhe to ab bhi yahi lagta hai ki ye pandit ji ke sath sath hame bhi chuna laga raha hai.
Rakhi—mujhe bhi aisa hi samajh aa raha hai...warna nimbu se konn nikalna koun si badi baat hai..ye kaam to koi bhi kar sakta hai...lekin ek baat par shayad tumne dhyan nahi diya...
Sudha—koun si baat... ?
Rakhi—yahi ki iss ladke ..kya naam hai..haan, amtul, iske chehre par bilkul bhi udasi nahi hai balki full confidence dikh raha hai..iske iss confidence ne hi sochne par vivash kar diya hai mujhe bhi..
Sudha—hmmm...ye baat to hai....bahut pahucha hua loafer lagta hai..khair dekhte hain, koun sa khazana nikalta hai loafer.
Aise hi ek ghante aur beet gaye khudayi karte karte..kintu khazane ka kahi ata pata nahi chala...ab to sabhi ka dhairya jawab dene laga tha.
Sudha—yaha koi khazana milega nahi lekin bechare pandit ji ki kamar jarur toot jayegi khudayi karte karte... ?
Amtul—meri tantrik vidya kahti hai ki khazana jarur hona chahiye vo bhi yahi issi jagah kam se kam teen hath ki gahrayi par..abhi to do hath ke barabar hi gaddha hua hai...jisko jo bolna hai teen hath ke barabar khudayi hone ke baad bolna..
Rakhi—itna confidence ke sath kaise kah sakte ho ki khazana milega hi.... ?
Amtul (jhuth)—ye confidence mera nahi balki meri vidya ka hai jo aaj tak kabhi fail nahi huyi…apni issi vidya ke dum par maine hazaro khazane jamin ke bhitar se nikalwaye hain..
Sudha—thodi der me sab pata chal jayega..
Amtul--Hans Lo Aaj Teeno Jitna Bhi hai Hasna...Kal Se Maar Maar Ke Pichwada Na Lal Kar Du To Kahna
Vasundhara—pandit ji, thoda sa kaam aur baki hai isliye araam karne ki jagah kaam khatam karne par dhyan dijiye..
Pandit bechara jo thodi der saans lene ke liye ruka hi tha ki vasundhara ki baat sunte hi mann hi mann chodu gang ko gaaliya dete huye phir se khudayi karne me lag gaya.
Aise hi do ghante aur nikal gaye..jaise hi teen hath ke barabar khudayi huyi hogi ki tabhi khudayi wala hathiyar (kudali) achanak hi jamin ke andar kisi cheez se takra kar phans gayi...pajdit ne kisi tarah kudali khich kar bahar nikali aur jaise hi khodne ke liye hath chalaya ki phir se vo mitti ke andar kisi cheez se phans gayi.
Pandit—kudali mitti ke andar kisi cheez se takra kar bar bar phans rahi hai ...
Ye sunte hi sab ki dhadkane achanak hi tez ho gayi...vasundhara ki utsukta to dekhne hi layak thi kintu iss samay sudha aur rakhi ke mann ka vishwash bhi dagmagane laga tha...teeno ankhe phade uss gaddhe se bilkul chipak kar khadi ho gayi.
Vasundhara—pandit ji, jaldi se gaddhe ki mitti bahar nikal kar dekho ki kya hai... ?
Sudha—mujhe to lagta hai ki koi patthar aa gaya hoga beech me... ?
Amtul—chacha ji, aap thak gaye honge…aap bahar aa jaiye main dekhta hu..
Pandit hanfte huye gaddhe se bahar nikal aaya aur uski jagah amtul ne le li…aur phawde ki madad se gaddhe ki mitti ko bahar phenkne laga..iss dauran sudha aur rakhi ki paini nigahe amtul par hi tiki huyi thi.
Sudha (kaan me)—dekha didi, ye amtul na, kitna chalu hai…poora gaddha to bechare pandit ji se khudwa liya aur ab akhiri me kaise bol raha hai ki chacha ji aap thak gaye honge…? Kahi isme me bhi iski koi chaal na ho…?
Rakhi—agar chaal hogi bhi to vah hamari giddh nigaho se bach kar kaha jayega…bas iske hatho par nazar jamaye rakhna.. kahi aisa na ho ki ye khud apni jeb se kuch nikal kar mitti ke andar chhupa de aur phir bole ki ye dekho khazana nikal aaya…
Sudha—tum bilkul sahi kah rahi ho didi…mujhe to bahut pahle se hi ye koi pahucha hua dhongi lag raha hai..
Rakhi—baate kam karo…kahi aisa na ho ki hum yaha apni hi baato me lagi rahe aur utne me hi ye apna khel khel jaye…?
Ye kah kar dono ne apni akhe amtul ke hatho par jama di…jaise hi gaddhe ki mitti kuch kam huyi to uske andar phansi huyi cheez ka kuch hissa nazar aane laga…jise dekhte hi sab ki ankhe hairani se khuli rah gayi kyon ki vo cheez ek box type ki thi.
Amtul ne phawda ki madad se use thoda upar utha kar hatho se bahar khich liya aur phir jaise hi uss box ko khola to sab ki dhadkane hi jaise band ho gayi…kyon ki uss chhote box ke andar sone aur chaandi ke bahut se bane huye bahut si jwellery thi.
Pandit, aur vasundhara ke sath sath sudha aur rakhi ki bhi bolti band ho gayi thi…unhe yakin karna mushkil ho raha tha ki jo unki ankhe dekh rahi hain vo sach hai ya phir koi khwab….?
Pandit (khushi se)—khazana…khazana..sach me khazana tha meri jamin par…
Sudha (shocked)—omg….didi, ye to sach me chamatkar ho gaya…? I can’t believe this…mujhe to naqli lagte hain..(mann me)..magar asli huye tab to ye bade kaam ka ladka hai..
Rakhi (ankhe phade)—haan, sudha….ye amtul to sach me hi bahut bada gyani nikla….(mann me)..agar main isko kisi tarah se apne jaal me phansa lu to main sari dharti ka khazane ki malkin ban sakti hu..
Vasundhara (shocked, mann me)—ye to haqiqat ka pahucha hua tantrik nikla…mujhe kisi bhi tarah se amtul ko apne vash me karna hoga…phir main duniya ki sabse ameer ban jaungi…
Pandit—ye khazana mera hai na..ab..
Amtul—pahle kisi jwellery shop par check karwa lo ki ye asli hain ya naqli…kya pata kal koi bolne lage ki maine naqli khazana pakda kar logo ko bewaqoof bana diya..
Amtul ne ye baat khas taur par vasundhara, rakhi aur sudha ki taraf dekhte huye kahi thi…jiska matlab bhi vo bhali bhanti samajh gayi.
Vasundhara—isme pareshani wali koi baat nahi hai..main abhi phone kar ke jauhari ko yahi bula leti hu vo check kar ke bata dega..
Amtul—theek hai..mera kaam khaana nikalna tha, vo maine kar diya..ab asli ho ya naqli ye dekhna mera kaam nahi hai.. lekin itna jarur kahunga ki uss ko yaha bulana theek nahi hoga..aise me logo ko pata chal jayega aur govt. ye khazana apne kabze me bhi le sakti hai..
Vasundhara—ye theek kaha tumne..main use apne bunglow me hi bula leti hu..
Vasundhara kisi ko call karne lagi…aur phir sabhi uski gadi me baith kar vidhayak ke bunglow me aa gaye ..unke pahuchne ke thodi der baad hi ek jauhari bhi vahi pahuch gaya…vasundhara ne usko sabhi jewar check karne ko de diye..
Jauhari (check karne ke baad)—madam, ye sabhi asli hain..
Sabhi (khush)—sach..!
Jauhari—haan, mera to raat din ka kaam hi yahi hai…hath me pakadte hi pata chal jata hai..
Pandit (khush)—kitne ke honge ye….?
Jauhari—yahi lagbhag ek crore ke aas paas ke jewar hain ye..
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….omg…?
Amtul—chalo chacha ji, ab hum bhi chalte hain..apne ye jewar utha lo…
Iske baad jauhari chala gaya..phir uske jane ke baad hum chalne lage to teeno kisi na kisi bahane se amtul ko rokne ki koshish karne me lag gayi.
Vasundhara—amtul ji, aap se mujhe ek jaruri baat karni hai…
Amtul—kahiye..
Vasundhara—yaha nahi…mere kamre me chaliye..
Amtul—theek hai..
Amtul hall se tu kar vasundhara ke sath uske room me aa gaya…sudha aur rakhi bhi sath me aana chahti thi kintu room me pahuchte hi vasundhara ne darwaja andar se band kar diya..dono bahar hi muh bichkate huye khadi rah gayi.
Amtul—kahiye..kya kahna hai aap ko devi ji…?
Vasundhara (dhire se)—dekhiye amtul ji, main chahti hu ki aap sirf mere liye kaam karo aaj se…kewal mere liye khazana nikalne ka kaam karo..badle me main tumhari zindagi bana dungi..
Amtul—dekhiye madam, main kisi ki gulami nahi karta…aur vaise bhi khazana nikalne ki baat maan bhi lu to aap ko kuch sharte poori karni hongi jo aap kabhi nahi kar sakti..
Vasundhara—mujhe tumhari har shart manzur hai..
Amtul—aap ne do baate kahi hain..pahli ki aap dharti ke andar dabe poore khazane ki malkin banna chahti hain aur dusra aapne kaha ki meri zindagi bana dogi…inme se aap koi bhi baat poori nahi kar paogi..
Vasundhara—kyo nahi poora kar sakti..main jarur poora kar sakti hu…
Amtul—vo isliye ki jamin ke andar ka khazana bahar nikalne se pahle uski kuch conditions hoti hain jinhe poora karna padta hai..aur vo aap poora kar nahi paogi..
Vasundhara—main kaha na ki main har shart poori karungi…
Amtul—theek hai to suniye…
Vahi dusri taraf market se naya phone purchase karne ke baad main firefox ke sath dgp se milne chala gaya…firefox ko visiting haal me wait karne ko bol kar main dgp ke cabin me chala gaya…vo mera hi intazar kar rahe the.
Raj—may i come in sir…?
Dgp—yes, come in..main tumhara hi wait kar raha tha..pls sit down
Raj—thanks sir..any problem sir..
Dgp—nahi problem to kuch nahi hai…bas ek case ko le kar confusion hai..isliye hi maine tumhe yaha bulaya tha..
Raj—boliye sir..meri kaisi help chahte hain aap…?
Dgp—raj, main agle kuch mahino baad retire ho raha hu…maine apni life me bahut se case solve kiye hain tab ja kar dgp ki post tak pahucha hu…lekin ek case aisa bhi hai jo mere liye aaj tak mystery bana hua hai ..main retire hone se pahle uss case ko solve karna chahta hu…aur iske liye mujhe tumhari jarurat hai…
Raj—kaisa case…? Aur isme aap ko meri hi help kyo chahiye…?
Dgp—kyon ki aaj tak jis jis police officer ko ye mystery case solve karne ke liye diya gaya, …ye case hath me lene ke kuch din ke bhitar hi vo anayas hi sab ke sab gayab ho gaye ek ke baad ek…ya phir unhe maar diya gaya..ab to halat ye ho chuke hain ki koi bhi officer ye case lene ko ready nahi hai, case ki baat karte hi unka resignation letter table par aa jata hai.. phir meri nazar tum par gayi uss din huye jaicky dada ke case ke silsile me…tumhare attitude, kaam karne ka tarika mujhe behad pasand aaya…bahut soch vichar karne ke baad hi maine ye faisla kiya hai ki ye case tumhe sounp du…kya tum iss mystery ko solve karne ki himmat dikhaoge jisme ki jaan kabhi chali jaye, koi guaranttee nahi …?
Raj—ye to case dekhne ke baad hi kuch bata sakta hu sir…?
Dgp (ek file dete huye)—ye rahi uss mystery case ki file…
Raj (file dekh kar)—but sir, iss file me to kuch likha hi nahi hai siwa kuch names ke.aur ek jagah ke..?.
Dgp—chounk gaye na…? kuch likha kaise hoga..jab kuch pata hi nahi hai iss case ke baare me..isliye hi to maine mystery case kaha …jo naam likhe hain vo marne walo ke hain aur ye jagah vahi hai jaha se ye case start hota hai..bas iske aage kuch nahi pata kisi ko…
Raj—theek hai sir…Main ye case lene ke liye taiyar hu….lekin ek condition par…main order kisi ka manta nahi aur na hi kisi ke banaye rules ko manta hu…balki free hand kaam karta hu vo bhi apne tarike se aur rules bhi apna hi follow karta hu…
Dgp—main janta hu tumhari ye condition…tabhi to maine tumhe chuna hai…you can go ahead..
Raj—ok, thaking you sir…..main poori koshish karunga…ki aap ke retirement se pahle hi ye case solve ho jaye..
Dgp—mujhe tumse yahi ummid thi…vaise ek baat aur karni thi mujhe ..
Raj—boliye sir..
Dgp—uss din jacky naam ke gunde ko jab tumne apni bahan ki kidnapping ke jurm me mara tha…uss ladki ki gumshudgi ki FIR likhayi hai kisi ganga naam ki aurat ne…jaisal mer me **** area ke thane me…. sanyog se kal main vaha visit karne gaya tha to checking ke dauran mujhe FIR report ke sath tumhari bahan ki tasveer dikhi..isliye maine tumse puch liya.. akhir ye kya chakkar hai…? Kya tumhari bahan phir se kidnap ho gayi hai…?
Raj—meri bahan mere paas hi hai…kal main ja kar uss thane ke incharge se mil lunga..
Dgp—that’s good….best of luck
Uske baad main dgp ke cabin se bahar aa gaya aur phir firefox ke sath chal diya..raste me daru ki dukan dekh kar firefox ka mann dolne laga to main bhi uske sath ho liya…lekin jaise hi daru ki glass ko muh se lagaya vaise hi mujhe sheetal didi ki di huyi apni kasam yaad aa gayi to maine glass vapis table par rakh diya.
Firefox—ye kya bhai…piyo na..ruk kyo gaye….?
Raj—kuch nahi yaar…tum piyo..main cold drink le leta hu..
Firefox—kuch samajh nahi aaya..achanak mood kaise badal gaya….?
Raj—yaar, aaj subah hi baut pit chuka hu…ab dubara maar nahi khana chahta…
Firefox—hihihihi…matlab ki sheetal didi se darr gaye….?
Raj—baat darne ki nahi hai yaar...unhone daru na peene ke liye mujhe apni kasam de rakhi hai....aur unki kasam todne ki mujhme himmat nahi hai...
Firefox—ok, to khana manga lete hain...
Raj—nahi yaar…aaj subah se hi ghar se bahar hu…didi ne bhale hi mujhe mara ho lekin main janta hu ki unhone bhi abhi kuch khaya nahi hoga din bhar se..
Firefox—aap dono bhai bahan to meri samajh ke bahar ho yaar…par itna to confirm hai ki sheetal didi tumhe bahut chahti hain…aur ye bhi sach hai ki hain vo poori sherni..kab unka mood kharab ho jaye aur vo peetna shuru kar de ……...kahna mushkil hai..
Raj—haan, ye to hai…main khud hi kayi bar bhugat chuka hu…khair ek baat batao…ki tum kisi ko chahte bhi ho ya phir sirf pelam pel wali rail gadi hi chalane ka irada hai zindagi bhar…?
Firefox—haa yaar….sach kahu to…”Screen Touch Karti Huyi To Hazaro Mili, …Main Use Dhoond Raha Tha Jo Dil Touch Kar Jaye.”
Raj—to phir dil touch karne wali mili ya nahi…?
Firefox—kuch din pahle tak to khoj hi jari thi lekin ab lagta hai ki ye khoj poori ho chuki hai..
Raj—very good…koun hai vo..kahi chanda to nahi….?
Firefox—chanda bhi achchi lagti hai..ladki bhi achche nature ki hai lekin mere dil ko touch kiya hai uss mrig nayani ne jiski teekhi ankho ke ek hi vaar se ye dil ghayal ho gaya hai…
Raj—koun hai vo khush nasib….? Mujhse nahi milwaoge bhabhi ko…?
Firefox—tum uss hirni ko jante ho bhai aur mil bhi chuke ho..
Raj—main janta hu aur mil bhi chuka hu…kahi tum ankita….?
Firefox—wah..! kya pakda hai yaar…bilkul sahi pahchana…uss din ki mulaqat ke baad vo har roj mere sapno me aati hai aur dher sari gaaliya de kar chali jati hai…
Raj—hahahaahha..lage raho ..ek din kamyabi jarur milegi..
Firefox—ghanta kamyabi milegi…do din se uske piche piche ghum raha hu…aur vo hai ki mujhe dekhte hi gaaliya dene lagti hai…yaar tum kuch setting karwa do na hum dono ki..
Raj—theek hai..kal baat karenge…
Firefox ka peena khana jab ho gaya to hum vapis ghar ki taraf chal diye…aaj uski bike main chala raha tha…idhar ghar se mere jane ke baad sheetal didi bathroom me ghus kar kafi der tak roti sisakti rahi…jab rone se mann bhar gaya to ja kar bistar me let gayi chupchap.
Maa aur bua ne khana khane ke liye kayi bar kaha lekin unhone mana kar diya…thodi der me rashmi didi ka call aa gaya to unse baate karne lagi.
Rashmi—kaisi ho sadhana…?
Sheetal—theek hi hu..aur kaahe ki sadhana..mujhe sadhana samajhta hi koun hai…?
Rashmi—maine suna hai ki sheetal vapis aa gayi hai..?
Sheetal (udas)—aap ne theek suna hai...abhi tak to main bahar ki ladkiyo se hi pareshan thi ab to meri apni bahan hi meri soutan banne par tuli huyi hai..
Rashmi—to tu raj ko sab bata kyo nahi deti ki tu hi uski sadhana hai... ? aur sheetal ko bhi bata de sachchayi apni..
Sheetal (tension)—kaise bata du.. ? koun yakin karega meri baat par... ? jabki sheetal khud apne aap ko sadhana hi manti hai.. use kuch yaad hi nahi hai...lagta hai ki uski yaad dast meri lutiya dubone ke baad hi vapis ayegi...upar se maa bhi din bhar use ‘meri bahu...meri bahu’ bol bol kar mera khoon jalati rahti hai..
Rashmi—phir bhi tu use ye to bata hi sakti hai ki vo sheetal hai aur tu sadhana...aise me vo apni yaad dast jane ke karan confuse to rahegi ki vo sheetal hai ya sadhana... ?
Sheetal—nahi didi, uss bechari ne aaj tak bahut dukh jhele hain...badi mushkil se uske jeevan me khushi ke do pal aaye hain to main kaise uski zindagi ke ye khushnuma pal chheen lu... ? lekin raj ko to samajhna chahiye na...jab vahi kuch nahi samajhta to kisi aur se bolne se kya fayda... ?
Rashmi—to phir dekhna ki kahi aisa na ho ki vo khulla saand kisi din sheetal ko sadhana samajh kar uske upar na chadh jaye... ? phir roti rahna zindagi bhar...
Sheetal (ruwansi ho kar)—kam se kam aap to aisa mat bolo didi…mujhe sheetal ka nahi balki raj ka hi jyada darr hai.. vo aisa kar sakta hai...aaj bhi subah me dono samne wale ke sunsan ghar me ghus kar na jane ghanto kya kar rahe the... ? main abhi bahut tension me hu didi..samajh me nahi aa raha ki kya karu…? Main aap se baad me baat karungi..
Rashmi ki baato se sheetal ka mood aur kharab ho gaya to usne call cut kar kar ke bistar me phir se let gayi aur apne upar rajayi daal ke andar hi andar sisakne lagi..
Poora din nikal gaya lekin jab main ghar nahi aaya to sab ko tension hone lagi…sheetal didi ko to honi thi hi…unhone mujhe call karne ke liye phone uthaya to dhyan aaya ki mobile to unhone mera khud hi tod diya hai…to iss baat se aur tension badh gayi.
Vo firefox ke yaha bhi gayi lekin vaha bhi kuch pata nahi chala kyon ki ghar me koi tha hi nahi..vapis lout kar phir se rone lagi bistar me ghus kar..khair raat dus baje tak main vapis aa gaya.
Malti—raj, kaha gaya tha poora din... ?
Raj—kuch nahi maa..thoda apne dost ke sath ghumne chala gaya tha..
Ragini—fresh ho ke aa ja…main khana laga deti hu…
Raj—nahi didi, main bahar se kha kar aaya hu…mujhe neend aa rahi hai to sone ja raha hu…store room ki chabi de do…main vahi sounga….(malti ke kaan me)…mere room me sone aa jana…aaj bur chodne ka bahut mann hai..
Malti (sharma kar dhire se)—dekhti hu…
Ragini didi se chabi le kar main store room me ja kar let gaya bistar me...sheetal didi ke upar abhi bhi mujhe gussa aa raha tha isliye maine unse koi baat nahi ki...maa ko aane ke liye bola tha isliye darwaja andar se lock nahi kiya tha maine...kuch der tak jyoti, thakurain,shilpa, arushi, arti, meenu didi, charu, anuradha, kumkum aur phir chodu gang se baat karta raha... lekin tab tak maa nahi aayi to sabse baat karne ke baad phir se maa ka intazar karne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye maa abhi tak kyo nahi aayi... ? kab tak ayegi, yaha mere lund me aag lagi huyi hai... maa jaldi aao na mujhe tumhari bur chahiye aaj...
Maa ke aane ka intazar karte karte na jane kab neend lag gayi...raat me apne chehre par pani ki kuch boonde girne ka ehsaas hote hi meri neend khul gayi...vaise bhi din bhar se kuch khaya nahi tha to neend kachchi hi thi...maine chounk kar apni ankho ko thoda sa khol ke dekha to meri sari hawash apne aap hi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi aur uski jagah seene me ek tees si uthne lagi.
Ye sheetal didi thi jo mere paas baith kar mere gaalo ko sahla rahi thi...unka poora chehra anshuo se bheega hua tha..unki ankho me itne bade bade aanshu dekhte hi mera gussa ek pal me hi nadarad ho gaya aur uski jagah seene me uthte asahniya dard ne le li.
Sheetal didi mere dono gaalo par jaha jaha unhone thappad mara tha unko sahlati jati aur phir jhuk ke rote huye chumne lagti...unko itne dard me dekh kar mujhe apna dard unke dard ke aage bahut chhota mahsoos hone laga.
Sheetal (sisakte chumte huye)—main bahut buri hu na raj..ummm..mujhe maaf kar do...chaho to tum bhi maaro mujhe.. par pls..maaf kar do...
"Tere Siwa Kabhi Iss Dil Ne, Kuch Bhi Nahi Chaha,Sheetal didi aise hi rote badbadate huye mujhe chumti rahi..kabhi gaalo par to kabhi sir pe, to kabhi hotho par..unke thappad ka dard to kab ka mere gaalo se unki ankho se nikle motiyo ke malham lagne se door ho gaya tha..kintu ab jo dard seene me umad raha tha vo dard atyadhik pida dayak siddh ho raha tha…ab ye dard meri bhi ankho se hote huye bahar aane laga tha.
Ye Aur baat Hai Ki Mujhe, Ye Sabit Karna Nahi Aaya."
Sheetal didi mujhe aise hi chumte huye mere upar let gayi aur mere seene me sir rakh kar sisakne lagi…jab mujhse ye dard bardast karna mushkil ho gaya to maine ankhe khol kar didi ko apni baho me bhar liya.
Mere aisa karte hi unhone jaldi se apni ankhe band kar li, jaise ki bahut gahri neend me ho…maine turant unko palat ke apne niche le liya aur khud unke bagal me baith kar unki ankho se bahte huye anmol motiyo ko peene laga.
Raj (nam ankhe)—tumhe kuch sabit karne ki jarurat nahi hai didi…tumhara naam mere dil me aisi jagah par likha hua hai jise main khud bhi chahu to kabhi nahi mita sakta……apne inn motiyo ko aise na bahaya karo vo bhi mere jaise insaan ke liye…
"Mitana Chahu To Bhi Mita Nahi Sakta,Maine jhuk kar unke poore anshu saaf kar diye apni jeebh se chat kar...agle hi pal didi mujhse jor se lipat gayi..maine unhe thoda alag karna chaha to vah aur chipakti chali gayi.
Tumhara Naam Apne Dil se,
Kyon Ki Mitaye to Vo jate Hain,
Jo Galti Se Likhe Jate Hain."
Raj—khana khaya aapne.... ?
Sheetal—(ankhe band, na me gardan hilate huye)
Raj—kyo nahi khaya khana…?
Sheetal (dhire se)—tumne bhi to nahi khaya..
Raj—main bahar se kha kar aaya hu..
Sheetal—(mera hath pakad kar apne sir par rakh liya)
Raj—chalo utho khana khao pahle…
Sheetal—(na me gardan hilate huye)
Main room se nikal kar kitchen me chala gaya aur ek thali me khana laga kar vapis lout aaya aur unko khilane ke liye hath badhaya to vah ulta mujhe khilane lagi…aur phir main unhe..
Raj—ye achcha tarika hai…pahle khoob maaro aur phir pyar karo..
Sheetal—to mujhe gussa dilate hi kyo ho tum…?
Raj—maine thodi kaha tha aap ko gussa karne ke liye..
Sheetal—to phir jin baato se mujhe taklif hoti hai, aise kaam karte hi kyo ho…?
Raj—didi, aap to achchi tarah se janti ho ki main sadhana se kitna pyar karta hu..phir bhi aap ka gussa karna kuch samajh nahi aaya…?
Sheetal—mujhe neend aa rahi hai…(mann me)..tum jis sadhana ko pyar karte ho vo sadhana main hu..ye baat main achche se janti hu raj ki tum sheetal ko kitna samman karte ho…sheetal ki ankho me tum anshu dekh hi nahi sakte yaha tak ki uske liye tum poori duniya se lad jate ho,..sheetal ke liye tum kabhi galat soch hi nahi sakte… kyon ki main khud sheetal ki zindagi jee rahi hu isliye ye sab janti hu…abhi uski yaad dast nahi hai isliye vo khud ko sadhana samajh rahi hai.. aaj sadhana samajh kar tum uske sath kuch bhi kar loge lekin kal jab uski yaad dast vapis ayegi tab uski nazro me tumhari kya izzat rahegi….? Aur jab tumhe malum chalega ki tumne sadhana ke dhokhe me jiski izzat ko daagdar kar diya vo sheetal hai…tab kya tum khud ko kabhi maaf kar paoge…? Main tumhe uss din ki lazzat se bachana chahti hu raj..
Khana khatam hone ke baad main let gaya to didi turant uchhal kar mere upar aa gayi…maine unko bagal me letne ko kaha to unhone saaf mana kar diya..
Sheetal—na, mujhe to aise hi neend aati hai…
Raj—didi, mujhe kal sadhana ko le kar uski mousi ke yaha jana hoga…
Sheetal (chounk kar)—kyo….?
Raj—vo isliye ki sadhana apni mousi ke sath picnic par aayi thi aur bina kisi ko bataye main use yaha le aaya..uski mousi ne FIR likhayi hai sadhana ke gayab hone ki…isliye use le kar jana padega kal..phir usko mousi ke sath thane ja kar FIR cancel karani padegi…
Sheetal—ye kaam to phone se bhi ho sakta hai na..phir jane ki kya jarurat hai…?
Raj—jana padega didi..dgp sir ko main bol chuka hu na isliye..
Sheetal (kuch soch kar)—theek hai..iss baare me kal baat karenge…(mann me)..kyo na main sheetal se baat kar ke use sheetal ban ke rahne ka bol kar raj ke sath sadhana ban ke chali jau…? Yahi theek rahega ..warna ye dono gaye to meri kismat ka beda gark ho jayega.
Iske baad baate karte karte hum dono kab neend ki agosh me chale gaye pata hi nahi chala…sheetal didi aise hi mere upar let kar soti gayi..maine bhi unhe utha kar disturb nahi kiya.
Agle din jab main utha to didi vaha se ja chuki thi…khair maine bhi fresh hone ke baad nasta karne sab ke sath baith gaya aur sab ko sadhana ko uski mousi ke yaha jane ki baat bata di..jise sab ne bina kisi jyada na nukur ke maan liya.
Sadhana—main ready ho chuki hu raj..chalo….(mann me)..ab ja kar sukun aaya mujhe…ab dekhna raj tujhe apni asli sadhana ka pyar milega..achcha hua ki sheetal maan gayi.
Dophar me main aur sadhana uski ganga mousi ke yaha jane ke liye nikal gaye…idhar hamare jane ke baad sheetal room me kuch dhoondte huye pareshan ho rahi thi.
Sheetal (pareshan, mann me)—meri diary kaha gayi…? Lagta hai ki maine sheetal ko apna jo bag diya tha, usme hi chali gayi…kahi sheetal uss diary ko kori samajh kar usme kuch likhna na shuru kar de…mere liye vo diary bahut anmol hai.. apna mobile bhi to maine use de diya hai…
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Main uske hotho ko chumne me laga raha…aur sadhana ki saanse betahasha ki bullet train ki bhanti chalne lagi thi..uske upar ek nasha havi hone laga, ye nasha tha pahle pahle pyar ka jisme vo poori tarah se madhosh ho chuki thi..vo bhi ab apni taraf se mera poora sath dene ki koshish kar rahi thi..lekin uske sath dene ke tarike se hi malum chal raha tha jaise ki vo pahli bar kisi ko kiss kar rahi hai.
Sadhana ke adhro se amrit ras peete huye mere hath anayas hi uski pith se sarakte huye uski makhmali gaand par pahuch gaye…aur phir vo sadhana ke dono chutad par kaste chale gaye.
Sadhana ne chumban tod kar mujhe dekhne lagi aur phir jane kya soch kar, apne aap hi apne hoth mere hotho par tika diye..magar tabhi..
Ab aage……
"Rajjj…kaha hai…ragini didi aapne dekha hai raj ko.....ki kaha hai….?" bahar se sheetal didi ki awaz aayi..
Ragini—abhi abhi to sadhana ke sath yahi par tha..
Sheetal didi ki awaz sunte hi sadhana hadbada gayi aur jaldi se kiss karna chhod kar badi tezi me vaha se bhag gayi… sheetal didi abhi bahar hi khadi thi, unhone sadhana ko uss goshala se nikalte dekh liya jo bhagte huye bar bar apne hoth poch rahi thi…ye dekhte hi sheetal ka dimag chakkar khane laga…
Sheetal (shocked)—(apne aap se)..ye uss sunsan janwar bandhne ke kamre me ghus karr kya kar rahi thi…? Aur itni tezi se muh pochte huye andar kyo bhag gayi…? Kahi raj bhi to vahi andar…..!
Bas kya tha, unke dimag ke andar shaq ki suyi meri taraf ghum gayi aur vo tez kadmo se chalte huye uss janwaro wale kamre me ghus aayi,…aur ghuste hi idhar udhar dekhne lagi..tabhi unki nazar mujh par pad hi gayi jaha main ek kone me chupchap khada tha.
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—kya kar raha tha….?
Raj—hihihihihihi
Sheetal (gusse me)—jyada hihihihi kiya na to marungi to muh toot jayega tera….jaldi se bata ki kya kar raha tha ya phir utaru chappal….?
Raj (hadbada kar)—vo…vo…vo..main ..(dimag par jor dalte huye) ..main..kya kar raha tha…yaad nahi aa rah hai…main kya kar raha tha…?
Sheetal (chappal utarte huye gusse me)—abhi yaad dilati hu main….
Raj (hadbadahat me jaldi se)—nahii…nahi..yaad aa gaya…haan, mujhe yaad aa gaya….vo..vo…main na gaay ka doo…dooo… doodh nikal raha tha..
Sheetal (chilla kar)—achcha tu..koun si gaay ka doodh nikal raha tha…aur kaha hai vo gaay….? Aur ye tere hoth me lipistik kaha se lag gayi….? Bol de ki ye bhi gaay ne lagayi hai…
Raj (haklate huye)—haan…vo gaay kaha gayi….aaa..abhi..abhi..to yahi thi….haan, yaad aaya…vo gaay…bhag gayi… aur..aur ye lipistik bhi gaay ki hi hogi, vo jab doodh nikaal raha tha to lag gayi hogi…..god..promise..sachchi didi..
Sheetal (gusse me)—Chattttaaakkkkk….bewaqoof samajhta hai mujhe…(kaan pakad kar)..chal nikal bahar..phir pilatu hu aaj doodh tujhe…bahut doodh peene ka shouk hai na..chal …..
Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—aaaahhh…didi, kaan chhodo..dard kar raha hai…aaahhh…maa bachao…
Sheetal (gusse me)—karne de dard….koi nahi bachayega aaj..chal pahle andar…phir teri tarike se khabar leti hu..
Didi mera kaan pakad kar khichte huye bahar le aayi....vo to achcha hua ki uss samay koi vaha par tha nahi...warna meri izzat ka to kachra ho gaya tha... tabhi mera phone bajne laga.
Raj—aaaahhh..didi, kaan chhodo...mera phone baj raha hai....
Lekin Didi ne kaan nahi chhoda magar khadi jarur ho gayi..maine jeb se mobile nikal kar screen me dekha to meri halat kharab hone lagi...call thakurain ka tha, jisko maine apne phone me ‘BUR’ ke naam se save kiya hua tha...meri samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu..isliye maine call cut kar diya...lekin agle hi pal vo phir bajne laga...maine dekha to phir se uska hi tha.
Sheetal—kis ka phone hai....?
Raj (ghabra kar)—vo…vo…hihihihi…home minister ka call hai…(phir se call cut)..
Sheetal—to baat kyo nahi kar raha…call kyo cut kar raha hai…?
Raj—vo..koi khas baat…nahi hai….main baad..me unko..call kar lunga…
Call cut karne ke baad vo phir se mujhe vaise hi pakad kar le jane lagi…magar shayad aaj meri kismat mere sath nahi thi.. phone phir se bajne laga…didi phir ruk gayi..
Sheetal—chal baat kar…
Raj (screen me dekh kar)—vo baad me ..karunga…(mann me)…ye thakurain ko bhi abhi hi apni maa chudwane ki padi thi..
Sheetal—chal de phone mujhe…main baat karungi..
Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahi…vo home minister sir naraz ho jayenge…confidential baate hoti hain na ye..isliye..
Sheetal (mann me)—home minister sir ka call hai aur raj unki call ko ignore kar raha hai…ya kuch aur baat hai..? jarur daal me kuch kala hai…jo raj mujhse chhupana chah raha hai...
Sheetal—chal phone de mujhe..
Raj—nahi..didi..vo mujhe chillayenge phir..
Magar sheetal didi ab kaha manne wali thi…unke dimag me shaq ka kida jo bulbulane laga tha…vo phone chheenne ki koshish karne lagi to maine call phir se cut karne ki koshish ki magar tab tak unhone mobile mere hatho se chhuda liya.
Aur phir call kis ka hai ye dekhne ke liye jaise hi screen ki taraf dekha to usme ‘Bur’ naa likha dekh kar unka dimag hi kharab ho gaya…aur gusse se unhone call pich kar ke loud speaker on kar diya…rahi sahi kasar dusri taraf se thakurain ne poori kar di…
"Hello janu…main kab se tumhe call kar rahi hu, apni bur se naraz ho kya…?" thakurain ne sheetal didi ke kuch bolne se pahle hi apna speeker khol diya.
Raj (apne sir me hath rakh kar)—lo, maiya chud gayi..
Thakurain ke muh se Ye shabd sunte hi sheetal didi ka para full high voltage par pahuch gaya….unhone gusse se mobile ko vahi pade patthar par jor se patak diya jisse itne manhge mobile ki bhi maiya chud gayi.
Sheetal (full gusse me)—chatttaaakkkk…..to ye hai tera home minister..haan…chatttaaakkkk…
Raj (gaal pakad ke)—didi meri..baat to suno pahle..
Sheetal (chillate huye)—chatttaaakkkk….koun thi ye kutiya….?
Raj (muh latka ke)—(gaal sahlate huye)..mujhe kya malum….?
Didi phir se mujhe maarne ke liye hath uthayi hi thi ki tabhi unke itni jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar maa, ragini didi aur kanchan bua bahar nikal aayi..maa ne turant didi ka hath pakad liya.
Malti (chilla kar)—sheetall….kya ho raha hai ye…? Kyo maar rahi hai bechare ko…?
Sheetal (gusse me)—tum beech me mat bolo maa…tumne hi isko itna bigada hai..
Ragini—lekin ab kya kar diya usne… ?
Sheetal didi unse bahas karne lagi..to mouka pa kar maine jaldi se apna toota phoota mobile utha kar vaha se turant rafuchakkar ho gaya.
Sheetal (chillate huye)—rajjjjj....main kahti hu ki ruk ja...nahi to aaj bahut maar khayega mere hatho..
Lekin ab main kaha rukne wala tha...pinjde se nikalte hi pankshi udne me hi apni bhalayi samajhta hai...maine bhi vahi kiya...piche palat kar bhi nahi dekha.
Raj (mann me)—ye sheetal didi ..jarur pichle janam me meri dushman rahi hogi....ghar me itna kaam pada hai karne ko..lekin didi ko to har waqt meri jasusi karne ke siwa dusra koi kaam aata hi nahi hai...jab se aayi hain tab se chodna to door bur dekhne ke bhi laale pad gaye hain...yaha tak ki chain se mera mootna bhi mushkil kar diya hai....aaj vapis ghar jaunga hi nahi, phir dekhta hu ki kaise maarti ho... ? roj roj ka mera mazak bana ke rakh diya hai...
Idhar sab ki daant khane ke baad sheetal didi daudte huye bathroom me ghus gayi aur vahi farsh me baith kar rone lagi.. jabki main firefox ke ghar chala gaya.
Sheetal (rote huye mann me)—mere sath hi hamesha aise kyo hota hai…? Kyo sab log mere pyar ke dushman bane huye hain…? Maine kya bigada hai kisi ka ki Jis ko dekho vahi mere raj ko mujhse chheenna chahti hai…inn randiyo ki gaand me itne bade bade kide pad jaye...bur me itni hi aag lagi hai to bujhane ke liye mera raj hi mila tha sabko...sali ja kar kisi saand ka lund..nahi, saand nahi..kisi kutte ka lund apni bur me dalwa kar apni pyas bujha le lekin mere raj ka picha chhod de.....aur ye raj bhi na, mere pyar ko kyo nahi samajhta….ki uski sadhana main hu…..?
"Jaha Se Tera Mann Chahe, Vaha Se Meri Zindagi Ko Padh Le..
Panna Chahe Jo Bhi Khule, Har Panne Par Tera Hi Naam Hoga."
Yaha jab main firefox ke ghar pahucha to darwaja band tha…maine jaise hi darwaja knock karne ke liye hath upar kiya tabhi mere kano me kuch aisa sunayi pada jise sunte hi mere kaan khade ho gaye.
Andar se kisi ke khusar phusar karne ki awaz aa rahi thi jisme se ek awaz janana thi…maine andar dekhne ki koshish kiya to kuch nahi dikha….lekin darwaje lakdi ke the jinke dono paato ke beech jhirri hoti hai…vaha se maine andar jhank kar dekha to chounk gaya.
Andar khatiya par ek aurat saree upar uthaye nangi leti huyi thi aur ek admi uske upar chadhe dhakadhak uski bur me lund pele ja raha tha.. halanki unn dono ka chehra dikhayi nahi de raha tha…thodi der baad ladke ne position badal kar chodne ki niyat se uske upar se hata to dono ka chehra dikhayi de gaya.
Aurat ki umra lagbhag 30-35 saal ke aas paas lag rahi thi..jabki ladka to apna firefox hi tha…ye dekh kar maine jaldi se darwaja knock karne laga jor jor se…darwaja khatkhatane ki awaz se dono ghabra gaye aur vo aurat jaldi se apni saree niche kar yaha vaha chhupne ki koshish karne lagi.
Karib 15-20 minute baad firefox ne darwaja khola…uske chehre se saaf pata chal raha tha ki thoda ghabraya hua hai.. lekin jab usne mujhe dekha to chounk gaya.
Firefox—rajj bhai..ye aap ho…!
Raj—to kya main uska bhoot hu…? Kya kar rahe the, darwaja kholne me itna time laga diya….?
Firefox—(mushkura kar)…vo..vo main so raha tha..
Raj—lekin mujhe to aisa lag raha hai jaise ki tum kuch mehnat kar rahe the..
Firefox—aisa hi tha…ab sone me bhi to mehnat lagti hai na…
Raj—kahi maine disturb to nahi kar diya….agar aisa hai to bata do..main baad me aa jaunga…
Firefox—arey nahi bhai…ab aapse kya chhupana…asal me kisi ki le raha tha..magar aapne beech me aa kar sab gadbad kar di…
Raj—ohhh sorry…phir main chalta hu..apna kaam nipta lo..
Firefox—kya baat hai bhai…aap ke gaal itne lal kyo hain aaj…? Subah subah hi muhurt ho gaya kya aaj….hihihihi…?
Raj—ab kya batau yaar…apni to kismat hi jhand hai Sali…sp ban gaya hu phir bhi sala koi izzat nahi hai…
Firefox—sheetal didi ki baat kar rahe ho na aap…?
Raj—sheetal didi ke alawa aur kis ki gaand me itna dum hai jo mujhe maarne ki himmat kar sake…kahde khade main vahi par unki maa nahi chod dalunga…khair tum apna maza poora karo…main chalta hu..
Firefox—arey ruko na raj bhai…aao aaj sath me maza karte hain..mere ghar wale bhi market gaye hain..shaam se pahle nahi ayenge..
Raj—tum karo yaar..main faltu me kabab me haddi nahi banna chahta..phir ye koi jaruri to nahi ki vo mujhe bhi dene ko taiyar ho haye..
Firefox—ae bas dekhte jao mera kamaal….chachi, bahar aa jao..
Raj—kyaaa…ye tumhari chachi hai…?
Firefox—arey nahi...mere pados me rahti hain...main unhe chachi bolta hu..meri sagi chachi nahi hai..vo minakshi didi ki saheli chanda hai na, vo iski hi nanad hai..
Firefox andar kitchen me gaya aur phir thodi der me samjha bujha kar use le aaya...maal mast thi..ye chachi bhi...aa kar vo ek taraf sir jhuka kar khadi ho gayi..
Firefox—are ye mera dost hai..police me sp hai...police walo ka lafda to kabhi na kabhi hota hi rahta hai...inhe de dogi to tumhe jarurat me kaam ayenge..
Raj—rahne do yaar..jab uska mann nahi hai to jabardasti karne ka koi matlab nahi hai..tum karo..main ja raha hu..
"Sahab rukiye, main taiyar hu....aap ko dene me to mera fayda hi hoga aage." Usne dhire se kaha.
Raj—matlab ki tum apni marzi se mujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar ho….?
Vo—ji sahab..main apni marzi se aap ko de rahi hu..bas aap bhi mera khyal rakhiyega..kewal itni hi vinti hai..
Raj—naam kya hai…?
Vo—ji parul..
Firefox—khadi kyo ho sir jhuka ke...jao mere yaar ko apni bur to dikhao pahle...
Parul chalte huye mere paas aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi..use kuch karte na dekh maine hath badha kar uski chuchiyo ko blouse ke upar se hi pakad liya aur dabane laga jabki firefox uski saree utarne me lag gaya…saree utarte hi usne peticot ka nara bhi khol kar utar diya aur uski bur chatne me lag gaya.
Chuchi dabayi aur bur chusayi ke Double hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se chudasi ho gayi aur aahe bharne lagi...maine uska blouse aur bra utar diya jisse vo hamare samne ab poori nangi khadi thi.
Raj (chuchi dabate huye)—chuchi to mast hai tumhari parul…tumhara admi dabata nahi hai kya teri chuchiyo ko…?
Parul—aaaahhh…aise hi kas kas ke dabao sahab…mere mard me dum hota to yaha thodi nangi khadi hoti main…aah
Kuch der tak main uski chuchiyo ko dabata aur chusta raha jabki firefox uski bina jhaanto wali chikni bur ko chakhne me bhida raha….jab vo bahut jyada garam ho gayi aur apni bur me lund ghusedne ki bhikh mangne lagi tab ja kar hamne use masalna aur chusna chhoda.
Parul ne iske baad mere kapde utarne lagi jabki firefox to nanga hi tha pahle se..bas mere aane se usne ek towel bhar lapet li thi…jaise hi parul ne mujhe nanga kiya to vaise hi uski ankhe phatne ko ho gayi.
Raj—aise kya dekh rahi ho…tumhare admi ke paas lund nahi hai kya…?
Parul (shocked)—hai to lekin meri hath ki choti ungli ke barabar…chota aur mariyal chuhe jitna…magar aap ka to saand jaisa hai…
Firefox—hahahaha…ye saand hi hai…
Parul—tum bhi kam nahi ho…sahab kya main ise thoda sa muh me le kar chus sakti hu…?
Firefox—neki aur puch puch…raj bhai aap let jao…aur chachi tum kutiya ban jao..main jab tak piche se kutta ban ke tumhari bur me lund pelta hu tab tak tum mere yaar ka lund piyo..
Main niche let gaya aur parul kutiya pose me mera lund chusne lagi jabki firefox uski bur ko thokne me lag gaya..uski ek chuchi ko main mees raha tha to dusri ko firefox..usko cheekhne ka mouka bhi nahi mil raha tha kyon ki ek taraf se muh chudayi ho rahi thi to dusi taraf se bur pelayi..
Firefox—chachi aaj to apni ye gori mast gaand de de…
Parul—aaahhh....nahi..gaand bilkul kori hai..kabhi ek ungli tak nahi gayi aaj tak meri gaand me.....main sah nahi paungi..
Firefox ka kaam poora hote hi main uski jagah par aa gaya aur meri jagah par firefox...poora lund ghusedte ghusedte vo do bar behosh huyi..lekin jab maza aane laga to piche gaand dhakel dhakel kar bur chudwane lagi.
Parul—aaahhhh....aaj to meri bur phat gayi poori......aaj main dhang se bur chodi ban gayi... aaaahhh...aur jor se chodo.. khoob phad do meri bur ko...meri bur ke chodne wale chhed ko apne lund se chod chod ke khoob bada kar do sahab.. aah bahut maza aa raha hai…. aaaahhhhh
Lagbhag ek ghante tak uski bur ka kachumar banane ke baad maine use kisi tarah se gaand dene ke liye taiyar kar liya.. phir shaam hone tak main aur firefox bari bari se uski gaand aur bur me lund pel pel kar uske dono chhed chouda karne me lage rahe…magar khatiya dhokha de gayi, beech me hi toot kar bikhar gayi…hamne parul ko jamin me bistar bichha ke pelna shuru kar diya….parul ki to halat hi khasta ho chuki thi…uske andar bistar se uthne ki bhi himmat nahi rah gayi.. poora bistar uski bur aur gaand ke khoon se lathpath ho chuka tha.
Raj—maza aaya ki nahi parul.. ?
Parul—maza to bahut aaya sahab lekin ab saza bhogne ki bari hai..(mann me)..
"Do Do Saand Ne Pel Pel Kar, Meri Bur Ko Bana Diya Bum Bhosda,Akhir me jab parul ne hath jod liye to hamne bhi kisi sharif insaan ki taraf uss par daya dikhate huye ek bar aur pel kar chhod diya…phir kisi tarah dono ne mil kar uski bur aur gaand me lage khoon ko saaf kiya aur use kapde pahnaye.. uske uthne ki himmat bilkul nahi thi to hum dono ne kisi tarah sahara de kar use uske ghar pahuchaya…achcha hua ki uss samay uske ghar me uski buddhi saas ke siwa koi nahi tha.
Gaand Ki Aisi Halat Ho Gayi, Jaise Ho Koi Phata Hua Taanpura."
Usko le ja kar ek bistar me litane ke baad maine use dus hazar diye jisse uske chehre par khushi ki chamak aa gayi..iske baad main aur firefox bike se city chale gaye.
Vaha ja kar maine apne liye ek naya mobile kharida aur phir dgp se milne chala gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me…
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