SAAND
UPDATE- 151
Bargad ke ped me phanste hi apne charo taraf dekh kar ek rahat ki saans li…maine maa ka chehra upar kiya to paya ki vo dahshat se behosh ho gayi thi….mere paas maako hosh me laane ke liye pani to tha nahi uss jagah to uske hosh me aane ka intazar karne laga….andhere me ye samajh pana behad mushkil tha ki hum phad se kitne niche phanse huye hain.
Raj (tension)—maa utho…ankhe kholo maa….dekho hum bach gaye hain…maa ankhe kholo..
Jab kafi der tak maa ko hosh nahi aaya to main bahut pareshan ho gaya…mujhe jab maa ko hosh me lane ka aur koi upay nahi dikha to maine apne hoth maa ke hotho par rakh ke unhe chusne laga.
Ab aage……
Main maa ke hotho ko chusne laga iss ummid me ki shayad isse maa ke jism me kuch halchal ho…halanki iss samay maa ko kiss karne me kisi tarah ki koi hawash nahi thi mere mann me…main tab tak maa ke hotho ko chumta raha jab tak ki hum dono ki saanse ukhadne nahi lag gayi.
Saans bhari hote hi maa ke jism me halchal huyi aur phir hosh me aate hi jab unhe mahsoos hua ki koi unke hotho ko chus raha hai to ghabra kar unhone mujhe jor se dhakka de diya, kyon ki ghana andhera hone ki vajah se kuch dikhayi to de nahi raha tha…jisse main ludhak kar girne laga…ye to achcha hua ki mera shirt vaha aas paas ki kaante wali jhadiyo me phans gaya jisse jyada niche nahi gira..warna mera ram naam satya hai hona nishchit tha…mujhe dhakka dene ke baad maa mera naam lete huye cheekhne lagi.
Malti (cheekhte huye)—rajjjjjjjjj
Raj (dard me)—aaaaaaaa…..haan maa main yahi hu…
Malti (rote huye)—beta, kaha hai tu…dikh kyo nahi raha mujhe…? Tu theek to hai na... ?
Raj—haan maa main bilkul theek….tum vaha se hilna dulna mat bilkul….kyon ki niche khayi hai…main aa raha hu..
Maine unn jhadiyo ko majbuti se pakad kar kisi tarah upar aaya aur phir jeb se mobile nikal kar uski light me maa ke paas pahuch gaya jo ki bahut jyada ghabrayi huyi thi….usne jaise hi mujhe dekha to kas kar mere gale se lipat kar rone lagi.
Malti (rote huye)—tu kaha chala gaya tha…? Yaha koi tha abhi…
Raj—..koi nahi hai maa..
Malti (pareshan)—abhi abhi tha koi yaha…mere sath gandi harkate kar raha tha…
Raj—aapne behoshi me koi sapna dekha hoga..
Malti—sapna.. ! lekin ye sapna kaise ho sakta hai...maine khud usko jor se dhakka diya tha apne upar se...
Raj—maa, bhul jao uss baat ko….yaha khayi me koun marne ayega bhala...agar koi hota to mujhe nahi pata chalta kya... ?
Malti (kuch soch kar)—raj, kahi tu to ….?
Raj—ohhh maa, yahi samajh lo ki main hi tha…bas
Malti—kaise bhul jau..koi mere sharir ko apni gandi niyat se hath lagaye aur tu kahta hai ki main bhul jau... ? dekh raj, sach sach bata...kya vo tune kiya tha.... ?
Raj (darte huye)—vo..maa....vo...
Malti—iska matlab ki tu hi tha na....chatttaaaakkkk.......uss ek ghatna ko lagta hai tune sach maan liya.......bata kyo kiya tune aisa..... ?
Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—vo...tum behosh ho gayi thi to…
Malti (sisakte huye)—mujhe behosh dekh kar tune socha ki maa ko kuch pata nahi chalega…jo chahe vo kar lega…? Chheee…
Raj—maa tum galat samajh rahi ho….tumhe hosh me lane ke liye maine kitni hi awaze di lekin tum hosh me aa hi nahi rahi thi isliye apko hosh me lane ke liye mere paas aur koi dusra rasta nahi tha….agar aapko mera chhuna kharab laga hai to main ja raha hu yaha se…aap hosh me aa gayi ..main itne me hi khush hu…apna dhyan rakhna..
Main uth ke vaha se jane laga to maa ne ghabra kar mera hath pakad liya aur mujhse lipat gayi mere gaal sahlate aur chumte huye..
Malti—mujhe maaf kar de beta…budhape me mera dimag bhi sathiya gaya hai..jo bina kuch soche tujh par hath utha baithi…tu mujhe chhod kar kahi nahi jayega…
Raj—theek hai…lekin ab dubara mere upar shak mat karna..
Malti—hmmmm….lekin hum hain kaha par beta….?
Raj—ye lo khud hi dekh lo…
Mobile ki light jaise hi maine apne charo taraf ghumayi to hum dono ki ruh kaamp gayi…kyon ki hum uss khayi ke beech me phanse huye the…khayi niche kitni gahri hai ya phir hum pahad se kitne niche hain ye samajh me nahi aa raha tha iss samay…mere gale lage huye maa ko jaise hi ye ehsaas hua ki mere sharir me kayi jagah se khoon bah raha hai to vo aur jyada ghabra gayi.
Malti (ghabrayi huyi)—beta..hum kaha phans gaye….? Ab kya hoga…? Tujhe to bahut chot lagi huyi hai…
Raj—kuch nahi hai maa…bas halki si kharoch hai…theek ho jayegi…tum chinta mat karo….subah hote hi hum yaha se nikal jayenge..
Malti (sisakte huye)—kaise niklenge…hum to yaha khayi me phans chuke hain…? Ab to hamare paas gadi bhi nahi rahi..
Raj—sab theek ho jayega…
Malti—yaha koi jungli janwar na aa jaye…tab kya karenge….?
Raj—hum pahad aur khayi ke beech me hain maa…yaha koi janwar kaise aa jayega…chalo upar ped me chadh kar baithte hain…vaha thandi bhi kam lagegi…
Malti—nahi..mujhse chadhte nahi banega…
Raj—main chadhaunga na apko…
Malti—nahi..mujhse ye nahi hoga…aur tu kaise chadhayega…tera to ek hath pahle se hi toota hua hai..
Raj—aap meri pith me chadh jao..main upar tak chadha dunga..
Malti—nahi..aise hi theek hai..
Raj—nahi aise theek nahi hai…yaha saanp, bichchoo kuch bhi ho sakta hai…upar baithna hi theek rahega..
Malti—nahi beta..rahne de
Raj—chalo utho aur ye mobile ki torch pakad kar meri pith me chadh jao…
Malti—mera vajan bahut hai …maan ja…pareshan mat ho..
Raj—to apka beta bhi saand hai…aapki jaisi char ladkiyo ko apni god me utha sakta hai..
Malti—bada aaya mujhe god me uthane wala….apni biwi ko uthana god me…
Raj—vahi to kar raha hu..
Malti—kya kaha…?
Raj—kuch nahi…chalo utho bhi ab…
Maine jabardasti maa ko utha kar ped par chadha diya…..aur phir khud bhi chadh gaya….bargad (vat vriksh) ka ye ped kafi bada tha jiski shakhaye bhi bahut moti moti thi…isliye bauthne me upar koi pareshani nahi thi…maa mujhse satkar mere kandhe par apna sir rakh kar baith gayi.
Malti—tu to police me hai..police thane me phone kar de na..vo kuch madad le kar yaha aa jayenge..
Raj (mobile dekhte huye)—aap ki baat to sahi hai lekin mobile me network hi nahi mil raha hai yaha par
Malti—aaj ka din bahut manhoos hai mere liye…na jane kya hona likha hai meri kismat me…
Raj—main hu na…pareshan kyo hoti ho…?
Malti—tujhe agar kuch ho jata to main jeete ji hi mar jati….yahi apni jaan de deti main…
Raj—lagta hai ki maa durga ke ashirwad ne hame bacha liya aaj…
Malti (kuch soch kar)—shayad tu sahi kah raha hai…..uss pujari ne bhi aisa hi kuch kaha tha….
Iss samay tension me to main khud bhi tha…lekin maa ke samne usko jahir nahi karna chahta tha kyon ki vo bahut jyada ghabrayi huyi thi…abhi poori raat baki thi aur yaha sona khatre se khali nahi tha…upar se thandi bhi bahut thi…kisi tarah se raat kaatne ke liye main kuch sochne laga jisse raat bhi kat jaye aur maa ka darr bhi kuch had tak kam ho sake.
Raj—to iska matlab ki aap ye manti ho ki ab aap meri biwi ban chuki ho…?
Malti—kyaa…biwi….?
Raj—aur nahi to kya…mata ne to apko meri biwi banne ka ashirwad diya hai…..aapke meri biwi banne ki vajah se hi meri jaan bach gayi nahi to…..
Malti (mere muh me hath rakh ke)—chup…aisa nahi bolte beta…paap lagta hai.
Raj—iska matlab ki aap maa bhawani ke ashirwad ko manne se mana kar rahi ho….?
Malti—(aanchal se mera chehra pochte huye)...isme manne ya na manne wali baat kaha se aa gayi…maine sindoor to mitaya nahi hai na...
Raj—lekin aap khud ko meri biwi maan bhi to nahi rahi ho…
Malti—to kya tu sach me hi apni maa ko apni biwi banana chahta hai….?
Raj—mere chahne ya na chahne se kya hota hai…vo to mata ne mere hatho aapki maang me sindoor bharwa kar hi bana diya hai…
Malti—aisi galat baate nahi sochte beta….ye kabhi nahi ho sakta…
Raj—kyo..nahi ho sakta…..?
Malti—kyon ki iske do karan hain…pahla, main tere se umra me bahut badi hu…aur dusra, main teri maa hu…samjha
Raj—aap mano ya na mano....sab aapko meri biwi hi samjhenge…
Malti—tujhe biwi banane ka bahut shouk hai to chal apni bua ke ghar…vaha tere liye ladki dekhti hu…
Raj—mujhe nahi dekhni koi ladki vadki..
Malti—kyo nahi dekhni….?
Raj—kyon ki meri shadi ho chuki hai…ab ladki dekh ke kya karunga…?
Ladki Hi Dhoondni Hoti To Kab Ki Dhoond Lete,
Hum To Baadshah Hain, Rani Hi Dhoondenge.
Malti—(shocked)..shadi ho chuki hai…! Kab..kisse…?
Raj—lo itna jaldi bhul gayi….aaj hi to huyi hai meri shadi, mandir me…
Malti—ab maar khayega mere hath se…bata na kaisi biwi chahiye tujhe…?
Raj—mujhe jaisi chahiye thi…vo maine mata rani ko bata diya aur unhone meri ichcha bhi poori kar di..
Malti—phir vahi mazak…ab tu sach me mere hath se maar khayega lagta hai…
Raj—kitna ghor kaliyug aa gaya hai…biwiya apne hi pati ko maarne ki baate karti hain…ram..ram…ram..
Malti—apni maa ko pareshan karne ka tujhe to bahana mil gaya hai…
Raj—achcha, aap mere sir par hath rakh ke bolo ki meri maa hone ke sath sath ab aap meri biwi nahi ho…?
Maine maa ka hath pakad kar apne sir par rakh liya jise maa ne jaldi hi khich liya…aisa maine do teen bar kiya magar har bar maa ne apna hath hata liya mere sir se..
Raj—ab hath kyo hata rahi ho aap..? bolo na mere sir pe hath rakh ke ki aap meri biwi nahi ho…main vada karta hu aage se aisa kuch nahi bolunga..
Malti—main teri sirf maa hu samjha…
Raj—yahi baat mere sir par hath rakh kar bol do ek baar…
Malti—main nahi rakhti hath vaath….aur tu bhi mujhse aisi baate mat kar..
Raj—iska matlab ki aap khud ko meri biwi manti ho...hai na.. ?
Malti—tujhe jo samajhna hai, samajhta rah....vaise bhi tere samajhne se kya hota hai... ? duniya janti hai ki main sirf tere papa ki biwi hu...
Raj—lekin papa to yaha hain nahi na...
Malti—yaha nahi hain to kya hua..kabhi na kabhi to vo ayenge hi na…
Raj—achcha maa, ek baat batao…papa aapko kitna pyar karte the….?
Malti—bahut….raat din meri tarif karte thakte nahi the..
Raj—aur aap….?
Malti—main bhi… ek patni ke liye uska pati hi sab kuch hota hai…mere liye tere papa aaj bhi mere parmeshwar hain..
Raj—maan lo, agar unka chakkar aur kisi ladki se raha hota to….tab aap kya karti….?
Malti (has kar)—jab aisa kabhi tha hi nahi to phir main sochu hi kyo... ?
Raj—maine kaha..maan lo ki aisa hua hota to….?
Malti—aisa na kabhi hua aur na hi hoga…to maan hi kyo lu main…? Mere alawa unhone kabhi kisi ki taraf nazar tak nahi uthayi……Vo teri tarah nahi the..samjha….pata nahi tere me aisi gandi aadte kaha se aa gayi..?
Raj—meri tarah nahi the matlab….?
Malti—rahne de….poore gaon ki aurate na jane kya kya bolti hain tere baare me…
Raj—kya kya bolti hain mere baare me... ?
Malti—vahi kahti hain jiske liye sheetal tujhe hamesha chillati rahti hai…
Raj—sheetal didi ko to mujhse ladne ka kuch na kuch bahana chahiye rahta hai bas….
Malti—tu aur kisi ki baat manta bhi to nahi hai na…sheetal ke alawa…
Raj—lekin maa tumne ye bataya nahi ki mere baare me kya kahti hain gaon ki aurate….?
Malti—yahi ki tu saand hai…gaon ki sab ki bahan betiyo ko gandi nigah se dekhta hai…aur jaldi se teri shadi kar deni chahiye..
Raj—inn sab ki maa ko chodu….yaha se loutne ke baad sab ki gaand phadta hu…
Malti—raaajjjj….ye kaisi bhasa bol raha hai tu….?
Raj—ohhh..sorry maa....galti se nikal gaya...
Malti—apni juban me kabu rakh…vaha dhabe me bhi kitna ganda ganda bol raha tha…mujhe to sunne me sharam aa rahi thi lekin tujhe apni maa ke samne bolne me jara bhi laaz sharam nahi hai...tere papa to aise nahi the kabhi .. phir tu kaise aisa ho gaya... ? shayad ye sab hamare laad pyar ka hi natiza hai...
Raj—aap bar bar papa ko hi mujhse achcha bata rahi ho....
Malti—to tere se achche the to kahungi hi na…
Raj—to phir batati kyo nahi ki agar papa ka chakkar kisi dusri ladki ya ladkiyo se hota to aap kya karti…? Aap ko meri kasam..mujhe jawab chahiye..
Malti—tujhe jawab chahiye…theek hai…to sun..pahli baat to aisa tha hi nahi..aur agar aisa hota to main tere papa ko kabhi maaf nahi karti….bas sun liya…
Raj (kuch sochte huye)—hmmm..sun liya.
Malti—ab jaldi hi teri shadi kar dungi main…ab teri biwi hi tujhe sudharegi…
Raj—to tum bhi to meri biwi hi ho…tumhi sudhar do na mujhe..
Malti—mujh buddhi ke piche hath dho ke kyo pada hai…?
Raj—abhi aap buddhi kaha ho maa…abhi to aap 24-25 saal ki khubsurat ladki ho..
Malti—tu sach me pagla gaya hai....aisa kya dekh liya tune jo mujh budhiya ko 24-25 saal ki khubsurat ladki bol raha hai…?
Raj—kya aap sach me janna chahti ho…?
Malti—hmmm…
Raj—rahne do..aap bura maan jaogi..
Malti—bata na…nahi manungi…
Raj—nahi aap maan jaogi...aur ab mujhme phir se thappad khane ki himmat nahi hai..
Malti—nahi batayega to jarur marungi....chal bata jaldi se ab...
Raj—pahle khao meri kasam ki meri baat sunne ke baad na to aap gussa karogi aur na hi mujhe marogi...
Malti—achcha baba,...tere sir ki kasam...main na to gussa houngi aur na hi tujhe marungi…ab bata bhi de..jara main bhi to sunu ki aisa kya hai mujhme jo apne hi bete ko itni khubsurat lagti hu…?
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aur Jis Tarah Se Ab Aadhi Raat Mein vah thand Se Kaamp raha hai,, mujhe lagta hai ab yahi se dono ki life change Hone wali hai,, Shayad Malti usko Apne Jism Ki Garmi Degi ,,,,,,,,,, Or dusri taraf Sapne ki vajah se Sheetal bhi Rajasthan Aane Ki Soch rahi hai but last moment par usko kiska call aa Gaya aur phone par aisa kya kaha Gaya jisse Sheetal itna shocked ho gayi,, khair dekhte hain ab aage kya hota hai.....
