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UPDATE—33
UPDATE—33
Phone par black star ka naam sunte hi deshraj ke hath pair dheele pad gaye.....uske jism me khauf ki lahar doud gayi...vo bahut achchi tarah se janta tha ki Black Star chalti phirti mout ka naam hai....usne jaldi se apna mobile niche se utha kar apne kano me laga liya.
Deshraj—Yy...yes sir,...sorry sir
Black Star—mere sawal ka jawab nahi diya deshraj tumne….? Tum achchi tarah jante ho ki mujhe koi baat dohrana pasand nahi hai.
Deshraj—sorry sir, vo..aslam ka hatyara pakad liya gaya hai…iss samay hawalat me hai…subah hote hi usko court me pesh kar dunga..sir.
Black Star—mujhe achchi tarah se malum hai ki tumne jis govinda ko pakda hai vo bekasur hai…uski biwi ka jism pane ke liye tumne aisa kiya hai….ab tum ek kaam karo uss govinda ko chhodo aur aslam ke khoon ke jurm me uski biwi salma ko jail ke andar karo.
Deshraj (chounk kar)—magar..sirr…uski FIR court me file ho chuki hai.
Black Star—mujhe dubara koi baat kahna pasand nahi hai deshraj……kyo ye nahi ho sakta kya…..?
Deshraj (pasina pochte huye)—kkkk…kyo nahi ho sakta….Jarur ho sakta hai, sir….
Black Star—to ye kaam subah hi ho jana chahiye…aur ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna…JAHA PAR SAB KI SOCH KHATAM HOTI HAI…..WAHA SE MAIN SOCHNA SHURU KARTA HU.
Idhar raj apne mama ke sath ghar ko chal diya….ghar pahuchte hi sabne uska swagat kiya….bahut samay baad vo apne nanihal aaya tha.
Sapna (badi mami)—kitna bada ho gaya hai hamara raj aur sundar bhi..
Santu (bade mama)—akhir bhanja kiska hai….sundar to hoga hi.
Sapna (muh bana kar)—huuhhh…rahne hi do…kaha raja bhoj aur kaha gangu teli.
Raj—vaise aap bhi kuch kam nahi ho mami….aaj bhi aap 20-22 saal se jyada ki nahi lagti…..iss sundarta ka raaz kya hai…?
Santu—aur bhai raj kya hoga….raat din mera khoon choos choos kar ye din par din jawan ho rahi hai aur main sukh kar kaanta ho raha hu.
Sapna (ghurte huye)—kya kahaaaa…..?
Santu—arey…arey…kuch nahi bhagyawan….dekh hamara bhanja itne dino baad aaya hai..kuch khane pine ka intazam karo….(dhire se)—jab dekho durga ban ke mere upar chadhne ko taiyar rahti hai.
Sapna—chal raj..tu hath muh dho le..main tere liye kuch khana lagati hu….(mama ko ghur kar)—tumko to main baad me dekhti hu….hota jata kuch hai nahi…badi badi baate karne bhar ko kah do..hunnhhh
Santu (mann me)—kaha se kuch hoga ab….sab to nichod liya mujhe……tere liye admi nahi balki koi saand chahiye tha… jab dekho ek hi tana maarti rahti hai.
Main hath pair dhone ke liye ghar ke bahar lage hand pump me chala gaya…..jaha koi naha rahi thi…andhera hone ke karan chehra to nahi samajh me aa raha tha lekin itna to samajh me aa hi gaya tha ki jarur koi aurat hai kyon ki mera lund fanfana kar khada ho gaya tha shayad usne uss aurat ke bur ki khushbu sungh li thi.
Hand pump me akele dikkat hoti hai…main kuch der usko chalaya aur phir jaise hi hath pair dhone ke liye samne aata tab tak pani khatam ho jata…aisa mere sath char paanch baar hua.
Vo jo koi bhi thi apni balti le kar pani bharne ka intazar kar rahi thi aur meri ye kriya dekh rahi thi….uske geele kapdo se aa rahi uske badan ki khushbu mujhe madhosh karne lagi.
“Lagta hai pahli baar hand pump chala rahe ho….chalo main balti bhar leti hu tum usme hi hath muh dho lo….nahi to mujhe poori raat ek balti pani ke liye khadi rahna padega.” Usne mujh par daya dikhate huye kaha.
Raj—dijiye main chalata hu.
Main hand pump chalane laga…usne apni balti vahi nal ke niche rakh di…..kuch hi der me balti bhar gayi to main balti ke pani se hi hath pair dho kar jane ko hua ki tabhi mera pair kisi chikni cheez shayad uske nahane ke sabun par pad gaya jo vahi side me nahate huye usne rakh di thi.
Sabun ke upar pair padte hi mera balance bigad gaya aur phisal kar girne laga..mujhe girte dekh kar uss aurat ne mera hath pakad kar mujhe girne ki koshish ki lekin iss koshish me uska bhi pair sbub par pad gaya aur dono hi dhadam se hand pump ke ghere se bahar bhare daldal me gir pade.
Ab aalam ye tha ki main niche aur vo mere upar thi….iss chakkar me uske seene se sari ka pallu hat gaya tha…andhera hone ki vajah se shayad usne blouse pahle hi utar rakha tha nahane ke liye.
Uski nangi chuchi mere muh ke upar thi….maine sorry kahne ke liye jaise hi apna muh khola to uski chuchi ka ek nipple mere muh me sama gaya.
Mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne to kaata nahi tha jo main aise sunahare mouke ko yu hi hath se jane deta….main bhi uske chuchuk ko chusne laga…aur dusre hath se dusri chuchi ko mutthi me daboch kar jor jor se masalne laga.
Uske muh se madak siskari phutne lagi….jaldi se vo uth kar khadi huyi aur mujhse alag ho gayi…main bhi sharminda ho kar uth khada ho gaya aur balti me bhara hua pani apne upar udel liya jisse kapdo me laga hua kichad dhul jaye.
Do teen balti pani apne upar dalne ke baad main sochne laga ki kuch der aise hi bahar hawa me rahunga to kapde bhi sookh jayenge aur ghar me kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalega…..ye soch kar main gaon me hi ghumne nikal gaya.
Dusri taraf chhamiya lagatar girte padte bhage ja rahi thi.....iss chheena jhapti me uska blouse aur petikot kayi jagah se phat chuka tha...phir bhi vo apni izzat bachane ke liye bachaooo...bachaaaooo pukarti huyi bhage ja rahi thi....uski saanse phoolne lagi thi....tabhi bhagte huye vo kisi se takra kar gir gayi.
Tab tak sabhi police wale uss tak pahuch gaye aur usko charo taraf se gher liya.....ek constable ne chhamiya ko pakadne ke liye jaise hi jhuka vaise hi uske kaan ke niche ek jor ka mukka pada aur vo dur ja gira.
Panduram—koun hai be….kya tu janta nahi ki ye police case hai……? Isko bhi le chalo thane..sale ko vahi third degree denge.
Ladka (chutki bajate huye)—“Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Panduram—tu police walo ko gaali deta hai…maro re sab sale ko.
Jaise hi ek hawalwar uski oor lapka vaise hi uss ladke ne ghum kar uski gardan me ek kick lagayi jisse vo vahi dher ho gaya…chhamiya bhag kar uss ladke ke piche chhip gayi.
Apne sathi ko maar khate dekh do police wale ek sath aa gaye….lekin jaise hi unhone apna danda uss ladke ko maarne ke liye uthaya vaise hi usne baith kar ek hawaldar ke main point me ek mukka jor se maar diya jisse danda niche gir gaya aur vo apna hathiyar pakad kar dard se chhat patate huye niche lot pot hone laga.
Uss ladke ne niche pada police ka vo danda uthaya aur phir de danadan unn sab ki pitayi karne laga…jo bhi aage aata uska sir phootne laga.
Ladka—maine kaha tha tha na ki Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….. aur mujhe dubara bolne ki aadat bilkul nahi hai.
Panduram—tu nahi janta ki tune kitni badi galti ki hai….yaha ke thane ka incharge deshraj hai aur deshraj se dushmani to bhagwan bhi nahi leta….ab tera bhagwan hi malik hai.
Ye kah kar panduram apne sath do hawaldar sahit uske upar bhid gaya…..lekin ek saand ke samne bhala inki taqat ki kya bisat thi…..yss ladke ne teeno ko pal bhar me hi thonk baja diya…bechare apni jaan bacha kar langdate huye bhag khade huye.
Unke jate hi vo aurat nikal kar samne aayi aur hath jod liye…..unn phate kapdo me se uski jawani chhalak kar bahar aane ko betab thi.
Chhamiya—apka bahut bahut shukriya….mera naam chhamiya hai…..yaha ka thanedar deshraj jabran meri izzat lutna chahta tha…main kisi tarah usse bach ke bhag rahi thi…usne mere pati ko bhi jhuthe case me phansa rakha hai.
Ladka—log mujhe raj kahte hain…..chaliye apko ghar chhod deta hu.
Chhamiya—mera..ghar…..?
Raj—kya hua….? Mujhe batao..shayad main apki koi madad kar saku…..?
Chhamiya (rote huye)—asal baat ye hai ki….(poori baat batate huye)
Raj—aap ghar jaiye…..kal aap ka pati apke paas hoga….aur ye lijiye ye shirt pahan lijiye….
Uske mana karne ke baad bhi mine apna shirt nikal ke usko pahna diya…..maine usko phir uske room tak chhoda…usne chaay ki pesh kash ki lekin maine mana kar diya.
Idhar ghar me sab pareshan hone lage ki main kaha chala gaya….ab tak majhle mama bhi khet se aa gaye the vo bhi mujhe khojne lage.
Girish—ye raj kaha chala gaya..?
Bindu (majhli mami)—didi...aap ne kaha bhej diya hai raj ko....usko dekhe kitna samay ho chuka hai.
Sapna—maine kaha bheja usko .... ? maine to bas itna hi kaha tha ki bahar hand pump me ja kar hath pair dho kar aa ja... ? na jane kaha chala gaya…..?
Bindu (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa.....hand pump me...... ?
