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[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii bhot awala maza aya giea bhaiii ab new upbate ka intazar ha ha

 

[Rohan008]

SAAJAN
UPDATE- 210
5th Janam ki prem kahani...​

Jitu—phir bhi sakhiyo ke sath lout kar jate huye usne kayi kayi bahane se apni bhavna ashat prakat kar hi di thi… pag do pag chal kar hi bina karan vah thithak gayi ki uske pair me kaanta lag gaya hai, uska dupatta ped ki shakha me uljha nahi tha phir bhi use chhudati vah meri oar muh kiye kuch pal ruki rahi…

Aryan—kuch ishara to usne tumhe de hi diya…lagta hai ki behad rangeen ashram hai yeh…

Vahi dusri taraf divya vatika se loutne ke baad kahi khoyi huyi thi ki tabhi priyamvada ne aa kar usko awaz di magar uska dhyan to kahi aur hi uljha hua tha…akhir me priyamvada ne uske upar pani daal kar hasne lagi tab ja kar usko kuch hosh aaya…

Divya (naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar masumiyat se )—Maar Dalungi

Ab aage…..

Priyamvada—maar dalna….lekin ye batao ki tumhara dhyan kidhar hai….? Kis ke khyalo me khoyi huyi ho…?

Divya—kahi bhi to nahi…..vaise tune pani kyo dala mere upar….aur kab aayi tu..?

Priyamvada—mujhe to aaye huye aaj unnis baras ho gaye hain…lekin tumhe pata kaise chalega, tum to uss ajnabi ke khyalo me doobi huyi jo ho..?

Divya—maine teri umra nahi puchi hai, samjhi....aur main kisi ajnabi ke baare me nahi soch rahi thi....apne jaisi mujhe bhi samajh liya hai kya... ?

Priyamvada—haaye..ye kah kar tune mera mann halka kar diya..

Divya—kya matlab…?

Priyamvada—mera uss par dil aa gaya hai…kitna sundar au sajila naujawan mard hai…main kal hi usse apne dil ki baat kah dungi.. balki main to usko apna ye dil hi usko khol kar dikha dungi..

Divya (gussa hote huye)—tu aisa kuch bhi nahi karegi..samajh gayi..

Priyamvada—kyo nahi kar sakti..? main to aisa hi karungi…balki maine to soch liya hai ab ki kal hi usko apna ye youvan soump dungi….jisse vo sirf mera ho jaye…

Divya (gusse me naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar)—maar dalungi ….agar tumne kuch aisa kiya bhi to..

Priyamvada—ab tumhe isme kya pareshani hai…? Tumhe to vah pasand hi nahi hai na…?

Divya (gussa dikhate huye)—dekh priyamvada, main na iss vishay me tumse koi baat hi nahi karna chahti..

Priyamvada—mat kar…main to ja rahi hu usse milne…abhi kuch der pahle hi maine usko vatika me ghumte dekha hai..isliye to maa se tumhare paas aane ka bahana kar ke yaha aa gayi…ab main chali usse milne…

Divya (tension me)—chali jana, main nahi rokungi tujhe…..main thoda pani le aau tab tak tu yaha baith…

Priyamvada—jaldi aana..

Divya—bas abhi aayi...

Divya vaha se nikal kar sarpat vatika ki taraf daud laga di...uss bechari ko kya malum tha ki priyamvada ne to usse jhuth hi kaha tha...vah to sirf divya ke maze le rahi thi...lekin divya ne uski baato ko sach samajh kar pareshan hote huye pani ka bahana kar vatika me aa gayi.

Jaldi jaldi chalne se uski saanse bhi bhari ho gayi thi...lekin use inn sab ki kaha parwah thi... ? vah to khud hi uss ajnabi urf jitu se milne ke liye vyakul thi aur uske hi baare me soch rahi thi...

Vatika pahuch kar vah har taraf jitu ko dekhne lagi magar vo hota vaha tab to dikhayi deta usko...kafi der tak dekhne ke baad divya nirash ho kar vapis dhire kadmo se lout aayi...priyamvada tab tak vaha se ja chuki thi...gusse me vah sidhe uski kutiya me chali gayi...jaha uski mulaqat uski maa se huyi.

P’ maa—aao divya beti... ?

Divya (gusse me)—chachi, priyamvada kaha hai…?

P’maa—kya baat hai..usne aaj phir tumhe pareshan kiya kya... ?

Divya—aap bas itna bata do ki vah kaha hai... ?

P’maa—vo to tumse hi milne gayi thi...baitho aati hogi...

Divya paas me rakhe bistar par baith gayi…ek to jitu se na mil pane ki vajah se uska dil vaise hi vyakul tha dusra priyamvada ke jhuth se uske mann me priyamvada ke liye gussa umad raha tha.

Divya (naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar, mann me)—aane do usko aaj….maar dalungi..

Idhar main apne dost aryan ke sath nadi kinare baith kar divya ke vishay me hi baate kar raha tha…mera mann me usse milne ke liye adhir aur vyakul ho raha tha…kuch der baithne ke baad hum dono vapis apne shiwir me lout aaye.

Aryan—tumne kaha ki iss ashram ke andar kayi rishi muniyo ke pariwar rahte hain…vaha jungle bhi hai..vatika bhi hai…lekin ye kaise sambhav hai…? Ye ashram se dekho bahut hi chhota dikhta hai…mere khyal se iss ashram me ek admi ke rahne layak bhi paryapt jagah nahi hogi…?

Jitu—main bhi iss baat se hairan hu dost…ye ashram bahar se bahut chhota dikhayi deta hai kintu vastav me aisa hai nahi… bahut hi bada koi rahasya chhupa hua hai iss ashram me…jise shayad sirf kanva rishi hi jante honge..

Aryan—pata nahi..lekin mujhe to ab bhi vishwash nahi hota..

Jitu—aryan, tumhe ashram ke andar jane par hi vishwash ayega….kuch bahana soch jisse ki ashram me jaya ja sake..

Aryan—tum yuvraj ho, bhala tumhe ashram me jane ke liye kya bahana chahiye…?

Jitu—yuvraj hone se kya hota hai…?

Aryan—ashram me ja kar unn tapaswiyo se kaho ki vah tumhe apni fasal ka chhatha bhaag de..

Jitu—aryan tum na pagal ho…rishi muni mujhe fasal ka ek aur hi chhatha bhaag dete hain kar ke roop me, jiska mulya heere jawahraat se bhi badh kar hai.

Aryan—vo kaise.... ?

Jitu—dekho aryan, chaar varno ke log raja ko jo kar dete hain, vah nashwar hai….kewal tapaswi hi use apne tap ka chhathe bhaag ke roop me anashwar kar diya karte hain.

Aryan—wah.. ! tab to tumhari manokamna poori ho gayi.

Main abhi aryan se aage kuch puchta ki tabhi ek sainik andar aa kar jhuk ke mujhe pranam kiya…to maine uska abhivadan swikar karte huye uske andar aane ki vajah puchi.

Jitu—kaho sainik…kya baat hai…?

Sainik—yuvraj ki jai ho…do sadhu aapse milne aaye hain..

Jitu—sadhu..! theek hai unhe aadar sahit andar le aao..

Sainik—jaisi apki aagya.yuvraj.

Sainik vaha se chala gaya aur kuch samay pashchat phir se unn do sadhuo ke sath andar aaya...maine apne aasan se uth kar dono sadhuo ko pranam kiya aur unhe aasan par bithaya.

Ek sadhu—yuvraj, tumhara sharir itna diptimaan hai phir bhi isme kitni vishwashniyta hai...ya phir rishi tulya yuvraj ke yah anurup hi hai.

Jitu—yah to apka badappan hai munivar..

Dusra sadhu—rishi hi hai yah bhi..kewal iske naam ke sath yuvraj shabd atirikt juda hua hai….sarv bhogya ashram me iska bhi avaas hai…raksha yog se pratidin tap ka sanchay yah bhi karta hai aur iss sanyami ke adhisthan me bhi chaarno ke dwandwa geet akash ki simao ko chhute hain.

Pahla sadhu—to iska matlab ki yahi hai saajan…?

Dusra sadhu—haan, yahi hai saajan.

Pahla sadhu—tab to nishchit hi main bhi aaj dhanya hua saajan aap ke darshano se…devtao ko asuro ke sath yuddh me kewal do par hi bharosa rahta hai..ek to indra ke vajra ka aur dusre saajan ke khiche huye dhanush ka…

Dusra sadhu—tumhari hamesha vijay ho, saajan.

Main unn sadhuo ke shree mukh se apne liye saajan shabd ka sambodhan sunkar chounk gaya….sath me aryan bhi hairan hua mere liye saajan shabd ke sambodhan se…

Jitu (chounk kar, mann me)—ye log mujhe saajan kyo kah rahe hain…? Vo sapne me aane wali sundar ladki bhi mujhe saajan kahti hai….koun hai ye saajan…? Uska mujhse kya sambandh hai…? Kyo na inn sadhuo se hi puch liya jaye…? Haan, yahi theek rahega.

Jitu—mera naam to jitendra singh hai..jise log prem se jitu kahte hain…phir aapne mujhe saajan kyo kaha…?

bht hi behtareen update bhai\
bas chotta sa laga
priyamvada ka mazak mast tha lekin divya kimaar daalungi waali adaa laajawaab h
ye rishi dekhte h kya btate h jitu ko
brilliant update
keep rocking bhai

 

[Janu002]

Superb update

 

[anandsngh12]

Update will come late night today.

 

[Rock Arvind]

Awsm update bro

 

[Rock Arvind]

Update will come late night today.

Waiting for it.

 

[Iron Man]

Super awesome fantastic mind-blowing dhashu update
To Divya ke sir par bhi pyar ka bhut chad gaya . Aag dono traf brabar lagi hai dekhte hai anjam kya hota hai
Divya ka dialogue jabardast hai mar dalungi .
Jitu ko apne Saajan rup ka pta chalega .
Waiting for next update

 

[Story Collector]

Update will come late night today.

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

Kamal ka update tha bhai.
YAMRAJ ne kaam tamam kar diya or tahlaka mach gya .
Mrinal ka bhi ajab gajab raha.
Sports cancel , or ghar me Raj ke kahne par ho rahi h taiyari ghumne jane ki or kisi ko nahi pata kahan sirf sajan ko chhodkar.
Aaj fir Diksha ke sath hogi ek mast damdar chudai , uske sath baatcheet bhi kafi mazedaar rahi.
TBM ki fir hui entry or uske dialogue bade hi mazedaar lage .
Home minister bhi gya aaj .
Bahut hi kamal ka fantastic update yaara.
Mzaaaa aa gya bhai waah.

Or ab ,
Aage ka intjaar

SAAJAN
UPDATE- 271​

Vahi college ke store room me kuch ladke ek ladki ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the aur ladki unke hath jod rahi thi..magar unke upar uss ladki ke rone aur anunay vinay karne ka koi asar nahi ho raha tha….ki tabhi….

“Agar apni zindagi chahte ho to ladki ko chhod do.” Kisi ki bhari awaz vaha goonji.

Ek ladka—koun hai be tu..? chal bhag yaha se….

Aur bhi uss aakasmik aagantuk shakhs ne jo kaha usko sunte hi unn ladko ka sharir darr aur khauf se thar thara utha.

"Y.....A.....M.....R.....A.....J"

Ab aage.....

Unn ladko ne jo ki kul teen hi the, Yamraj ka naam sunte hi turant uss ladki ko chhod diya...ladki tezi se vaha se bhagne ko huyi ..magar vo ladka jo shayad inka leader tha vah aage badh kar phir se ladki ka hath pakad liya.

Leader—Sali, tu kya samajhti hai ki tujhe main aise hi jane dunga..

Ladki—chhod do mujhe..

Ek ladka—bhai...ladki ko chhod do warna vo yamraj...

Leader—arey koun sa yamraj aur kaha ka yamraj…? Hath aayi cheez ko chhodna meri aadat nahi… abe vo yamraj, himmat hai to samne aa, phir tujhe batata hu…ki yamraj koun hai..

Aur phir agle hi pal jo hua, jo ki unki kalpana se bhi pare tha, bilkul hi avishwasniya…usko dekh kar uski rooh kaamp gayi…achanak hi uske ek sathi ko kisi ne jamin se upar ki taraf khich liya..sab ne chounk kar upar dekha to unka poora sharir khauf se bhar gaya. Kamre ke ceiling par koi shakhs chhipkali ki tarah ulta chipka hua tha…usne apne ek hath se uske sathi ki gardan pakad rakhi thi.

Phir sab ke samne dekhte hi dekhte vo jhamm se niche kud gaya aur jisko pakad rakha tha, uss ladke ki gardan me apne bade bade nakhun ghusa kar uski gardan ko jism se ukhad liya..aur hasne laga..badi bhayanak hasiii…halanki uska chehra nazar nahi aa raha tha kyon ki vah charo taraf se ghane lambe baalo se dhaka hua tha…sharir ekdam kala…koyle se bhi adhik kala tha, jo ki use aur bhyanak bana raha tha…itne me hi nahi ruka vah balki sharir se dhad vilag ho chuke uss bejaan jism ke dono pairo ko pakad kar beech me se cheer diya…..vo leader ladka aur uska bacha hua sathi ye vibhats ghatna dekh kar dahshat me aa gaye aur thar thar kampne lage…poore farsh par khoon hi khoon phail gaya…vo ladki to jor se cheekh kar vahi behosh ho gayi.

Leader (darte huye)—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Abhi abhi to tune kaha tha ki mere samne aaoooo….to dekh main aa gaya YAMRAJ tere samne…ab bata kya batana chahta tha tu mujhe…hahahaha” uss bhayanak shakal wale daityakar shakhs ne haste huye kaha.

Leader ladka aur uska sathi apni jaan bachane ke liye darr karr darwaje ki taraf bhage kintu tabhi yamraj ne hth badha kar dono ko khich liya apne paas….iske room me sirf dardnak cheekhe hi goonjne lagi..aur phir unka bhi vahi hashra hua jo ab tak bakiyo ka hota aaya hai….

Yamraj—hahaha….Jante sabhi hain mgar phir bhi manta koi nahi.....

"Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak"

Idhar principal room se nikal kar vo teachers ground me aa kar jor jor se chillane lage ki raj ko bulao... unke chillane ki awaz sun kar hum bhi chounk gaye.

Divya—ye shor kaisa hai…?

Raj—pata nahi..aao dekhte hain…

Hum sabhi ground me aa gaye…jaha kafi bheed jama ho chuki thi…maine sab ko ek taraf kar ke unke paas pahuch gaya.to unhe aisi haalat me dekh hairan to hona hi tha…puchne par unhone sari ghatna batayi…maine payal didi ko doctor ko phone karne ka bol kar tezi se principal room ki taraf dauda…jaha mrinal abhi bhi principal ke bina baal ke ganje sar ko tabla ki tarah bajaye ja rahi thi…principal ke kapde tak kayi jagah se phat gaye the…

Mrinal—chattt…..chatttt….hihihihi…mast dholak ki tarah baj raha hai…chatttt

Maine daud kar mrinal ko pakad liya aur principal ko chhudaya…jaise hi maine mrinal ko pakada vaise hi principal turant vaha se uth kar itni tezi se room ki taraf bhaga jaise ki usne sakshat mout ko apne samne dekh liya ho…

Mrinal—kya raj..tumne use bhaga diya…kitna achcha maza aa raha tha uska takla bajane me…hihihihi…ab main kiska takla bajaungi…..? ye balatkari, ek kaam kar..tu takla ho ja…phir main kewal tera takla bajaya karungi…

Veer (mann me)—badi khatarnak ladki hai ye to…ye bach kar rahna padega…kya pata, kahi mouka dekh kar mera hi balatkar na kar de kabhi ye…iska koi bharosa bhi to nahi hai, dimag se paidal hai poori..

Priyadarshini—mrinal..kyo mara tumne unn logo ko... ?

Mrinal—tum janti nahi ho sakhi.. ! vo log na vo ganda kaam karne ki yojna bana rahe the..achcha hua ki sahi samay par main yaha aa gayi aur unki yojna ko nakam kar diya...aur hihihihi...takla bajane me to bahut maza aaya..

Raj—tumhe kaise malum ki vo ganda kaam karne ke baare me soch rahe the... ?

Mrinal—ye lo ab kar lo baat..! tumne hi to bataya ki mujhe ki fuck ka matlab vo ganda kaam karna hota hai..yaha sabko ek kamre me darwaja band kar ke baithe dekha to main turant samajh gayi ki ye log fuck karne ki yojna bana rahe hain…phir kya tha, maine ek laat maar ke darwaja tod diya aur hihihihihi…khoob tabla bajaya maine…ye balatkari, tu aaj aaj hi takla ho jana, samajh gaye na..

Mrinal ki baat sun kar sabne apna sir pakad liya…sab ki samajh me aa gaya ki mrinal ko kuch samjhana bhi bekar hi hai..hum vaha se nikal kar bahar aa hi rahe the ki tabhi kisi ke cheekhne ki awaze sunayi dene lagi…awaz college building ke piche side bane store room se aa rahi thi…to hum sabhi udhar hi chale gaye..sath me aur bhi kayi students aur college staff bhi vaha aa gaye..

Store room pahuchte hi sab ki ankhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi..vaha ka nazara dekh kar…vaha teen logo ke sir alag pade huye the.. aur baki ki body do do tukdo me cheeri phadi idhar udhar padi thi…poore kamre me taza khoon bikhara phaila hua tha….samne ki deewar par khoon se yamraj ka takiya kalaam dialogue likha hua tha.

Sab ke rongte hi khade ho gaye…college staff ne police ko phone kar diya..yamraj ka naam aur uska dialogue dekh kar sabhi ke dilo me darr aur khauf ki sihran daud gaye..sabhi darwaje se thoda hi andar tak gaye the kyon ki aage khoon hi khoon bikhara hua tha.

Ek teacher—ye to home minister sir ka bhatija sharad hai..aur baki dono sar uske dosto ke hain…lekin in sabki body koun si hai..? ye teeno hi hamare college me nahi padhte hain…inka bhi aaj match tha cricket ka…

Ek student—sir, lagta hai ki udhar kone me table ke niche koi ladki bhi padi huyi hai…

Ye sun kar main savdhani se store room me rakhe samaano ke upar se hote huye uss ladki tak pahucha..vah behosh thi..usko utha kar bahar le aaya aur veer pani le aaya to uske chehre par chhidak diya…pani chehre par padte hi vo hosh me aate huye jor jor se chillane lagi…

Ladki (chillate huye)—nahiiii….bachaaaoooo..

Raj—daro nahi..

Veer—lagta hai ki phir behosh ho gayi ye…?

Divya—ye to principal sir ki beti barkha hai..mere hi section me hai ye…

Thodi hi der me police aur doctor bhi aa gaye...uss ladki ke sath unn teacher’s ko hospital bhej diya gaya...college me huyi teen teen logo ki hatya vo bhi state ke home minister ke bhatije ki, ne sansani phaila di...jiske chalte baki ke hone wale sports program cancle kar diye gaye..

Sports cancle ho jane se hum bhi vapis ghar lout aaye…sabne pucha to unhe vajah bata di..fresh hone ke baad hum lunch ke liye baith gaye..maine vidya aur nani ko bhi lunch karaya.

Raj—maa maine socha hai ki kyo na hum sabhi kahi ghumne chale..

Mamta—teri jaisi ichcha beta..lekin maine jo kaam karne ko kaha tha, vo to kar lo..

Raj—vo to ho chuka hai maa..hum..ussi mangal grah me rahenge....lekin maa, vaha hum ghum kar aane ke baad jayenge… (mann me)..sorry maa, ab hum rajgarh me rahenge...mujhe sab ko shrap mukt karna hi hoga..

Mamta—theek hai beta.

Kajal—lekin kaha ghumne jana ka socha hai... ?

Meera—kahi phir se mangal grah hi to nahi le jane wala... ?

Raj—nahi bua..ab ki baar kuch aur hi jagah sochi hai maine...

Ruchi—kaha betu... ?

Raj—agar abhi bata diya didi to surprise ka maza hi khatam ho jayega…

Chandni—wow..! aaj main bhi pahli bar ghumne jaungi.

Chanchal—aur main bhi..

Divya—kab jana hai…?

Raj—kal chalenge…

Neha—lekin vidya didi maa ji ka kya karenge..? vo to yaha akeli rah jayengi..

Payal (gussa dikhate huye)—karna kya hai chachi, unko sath le ja kar…main aaj raat me hi dono ki gardan apni kulhadi se kaat deti hu…aap sab bhale hi unhe maaf kar do, lekin main kabhi nahi karungi…main ye kabhi nahi bhool sakti ki unhone mere raj ko maarne ki koshish ki hai…koshish kya..ek ne to khanjar tak mara hai meri nanhi si jaan mere raj ke seene me..main kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Payal didi ki baat se sabhi sakte me aa gaye...vo sab abhi bhi vidya mousi aur nani ki haliya haalat ke liye payal didi ko hi jimmedar samajh rahe the…unhe payal didi ka gussa bhali bhanti pata tha ki vah mujhe nuksan pahuchane wale ko gusse me kuch bhi kar sakti hain, yaha tak ki vo usko jaan se bhi maar sakti hain….Maine payal didi ko gussa hote dekh unhe pakad kar apne seene se chipka liya…mere seene se lagte hi unka gussa bhi shant ho gaya.

Lunch karne ke baad sabhi araam karne lage aur main diksha ke room me chala gaya uski haalat dekhne…uska dard ab pahle se theek tha lekin ab bhi vah langdate huye hi chal rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi sharma kar apna sir takiye me chhupa liya.

Maine usko pakad kar sidha kiya aur uski ankho me dekhne laga…diksha ne ankhe band kar li apni…maine jhuk kar uske hotho ko chum liya to vah mujhse jor se lipat gayi.

Diksha—
"Teri Chahat Ke Bina Meri,
Ibadat Poori Nahi Hoti Hai,
Tum Zindagi Ho Meri, Tum Bin,
Meri Zindagi Poori Nahi Hoti Hai.."

Raj—ab dard kaisa hai…?

Diksha—pahle jitna nahi hai...lekin thoda thoda abhi pain hota hai chalne me....I love you, bhaiya

Raj—to kya kahti ho,..ho jaye ek round aur... ?

Diksha (sharmate huye)—abhi sab log jaag rahe hain…raat me kar lena aap bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai to phir raat me mera intazar karna..so mat jana…vaise piche ke baare me kya khyal hai tumhara..?

Diksha (na samajhte huye)—piche matlab…?

Raj—(diksha ki gaand ko dabate huye)—iske baare me…?

Diksha (sharam se)—aahhh…pahle aage ka dard to khatam ho jane do bhaiya..phir apni bahan ki le lena aap piche se bhi.. aaj aage se hi le lena..

Raj—ok…

Main uske hotho ko chumte huye diksha ki chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabata raha..phir usko raat ke liye ready rahne ka bol kar meera bua ke room me chala gaya, jaha ka to nazara hi alag tha…dekhte hi dil baag baag ho gaya.

Udhar home minister iss ghatna se bhoukhala gaya...usne police ko jald se jald katil ko pakadne ke liye kaha aur phir kisi se milne chala gaya apni personal gadi me…vo ek sunsan jagah par bane ek bunglow me enter ho kar gadi park ki.

Andar ja kar vah hall me rakhe sofa par baith gaya…kuch samay intazar karne ke pashchat kisi ki awaz sun kar vah khada hua aur aane wale shakhs ke pairo me gir gaya.

“Aawa ho home manister…kaisan ho…bahut din baad dikhayi diye…apni maiya ke bhosda me phir se ghus gaye the ka…?” Hall me aate huye shakhs ne kaha.

Home minister (pairo me girte huye)—sarkar..! aaj uss harami yamraj ne mere bhatije ko bhi maar diya…pahle mera beta tarun aur ab bhatija…ab to apka hi sahara hai…police ke bas ka nahi hai ki vo yamraj ko pakad sake…

Abhi andar aane wala shakhs aur koi nahi balki TBM hai jiske pairo me home minister gir kar gid gida raha tha…usne home minister ko sofa par baithne ko kaha lekin vo niche hi baitha raha.

Tbm—tu to poora ka poora budbak hai re home manister…

Hariya—hihihihi…bilkul sahi kaha malik aapne…

Tbm—aapan yi daant mat nikal…hariya tu to sasura sabse bada budbak hai…

Home minister—ab aap hi kuch kijiye uss yamraj ka…main usko tadap tadap kar marte dekhna chahta hu…

Tbm—tum sahi kahat ho home manister…tohaar pulice vu yamraj ka kabhu naahi pakad sakat hai…arey pakda to vokha jaat hai joun admi hoye, lekin sasur ka joun admi hoye na kari, to vokha kaisan pakad sakat hain yi pulice wala kutta log…?

Home minister (shocked)—kyaaa…vo insaan nahi hai….?

Tbm—tu aapan dimag na lagawa..voh tohre paas hai hi naahi….sasura tohre samajh ma abhu tak naahi aawa ki kouno insaan kohu ka aisan maar sakat hai ka…? Par tum chinta na kara…tum araam se ghar ja ke aapan biwi ke upar chadh ke vokhar khoob pelayi kara…ab yi yamraj ka kaam ham dekhta hu…bas hamaar hissa time ma hamre paas pahuch ja chahi hamre paas…

Home minister—apka hissa aapke paas pahuch jayega sarkar….mujhe to bas vo yamraj ki mout chahiye..kisi bhi kimat par…

Tbm—tabhin to hum kahat hu ki tum bhisdi ka budbak ho…arey yi paisa ka hum ka karunga…yi hamre paas bahut hai…

Home minister—to aap hi bataiye ki aap ko kya chahiye..?

Tbm—Puchhat to aisan ho jaise hi hamre kahat ke sath hi vardan de doge ki evmastu…tumhar ladka tarun ki dushmani vo raj ke sath tha…tum vokhre ghar ki kouno loundiya ko pakad ke hamre paas lana hoga.. tabhin hum yamraj ko pakadunga..hamka vu sasura raj ke ghar ki loundiya chahiye..

Home minister—lekin ye kaam to aap khud hi badi asaani se karwa sakte hain phir…?

Tbm (jor se)—bhosdi ke..tu aam kha guthli na gin, samjha…hum kar sakta hu ki naahi, vo alag baat hai…tumka jitna kaha hai utna kar..

Home minister—theek hai…jaisa aap kahe sarkar…main aaj hi uss raj ke ghar ki kisi ladki ko uthwa leta hu..

Itna kah kar home minister vaha se nikal gaya…gadi chalate huye raste me achanak uski nazar car me lage side mirror ki taraf gayi to usne jo dekha usko dekhte hi uske paro talo jamin hi khisak gayi…uski car me koi bada hi bhayanak aur darawana admi baitha hua tha, piche ki seat par…usne jor se brake lagakar car rok di.

Home Minister—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Y…..A…..M…..R…..A…..J”

Yamraj ka naam sunte hi uski ankho ke samne uske dwara ki gayi sabhi hatyayo ka bhayanak drishya ubhar aaya, jis bhayanak aur nirdayta se vah logo ko maarta hai…phir use TBM ki kahi huyi vo baat dhyan aayi ki ‘Yamraj to insaan hai hi nahi’…ye sab dhyan me aate hi uske poore sharir me darr aur khauf ki ek tez lahar daud gayi.

Usne jaldi se car ka darwaja khola aur tezi se beech road me daudne laga…poora sharir uska kewal kuch hi seconds me pasine se lathpath ho gaya tha…usko aise bhagte dekh kar yamraj jor jor se thahaka maar kar hasne laga.

Yamraj (haste huye)—hahahahaha…..bhag raha hai kaayar….bhag, aur tez bhag…apni mout se koi kaha tak bhag sakta hai…akhir

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”

Vahi dev lok me devraj sabhi devtao se devarshi narad ji ki kahi huyi baat par mantrana karne ke tatpashchat apne mahal me lout aaye…jaha unka putra kafi kroadh me idhar udhar tahal raha tha…


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Home Minister—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Y…..A…..M…..R…..A…..J”

Yamraj ka naam sunte hi uski ankho ke samne uske dwara ki gayi sabhi hatyayo ka bhayanak drishya ubhar aaya, jis bhayanak aur nirdayta se vah logo ko maarta hai…phir use TBM ki kahi huyi vo baat dhyan aayi ki ‘Yamraj to insaan hai hi nahi’…ye sab dhyan me aate hi uske poore sharir me darr aur khauf ki ek tez lahar daud gayi.

Usne jaldi se car ka darwaja khola aur tezi se beech road me daudne laga…poora sharir uska kewal kuch hi seconds me pasine se lathpath ho gaya tha…usko aise bhagte dekh kar yamraj jor jor se thahaka maar kar hasne laga.

Yamraj (haste huye)—hahahahaha…..bhag raha hai kaayar….bhag, aur tez bhag…apni mout se koi kaha tak bhag sakta hai…akhir

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”

Ab aage.....

Home minister bachaooo...bachaooo chillate huye beech road par dauda ja raha tha...saanse uski phool gayi thi bhagre bhagte.. pairo ne dum tod diya tha….usne piche palat kar dekha ki kahi yamraj uske paas me to nahi hai…jab door door tak yamraj ki parchhayi bhi nazar nahi aayi to vah kuch der sustane ke liye sadak ke kinare lage ek ped ke niche baith kar jor jor se haanfne laga….home minister bechara mushkil se ek minute bhi nahi baith paya tha ki tabhi kisi ki awaz se vah chounk gaya…aur dhadkane kam hone ki jagah aur bhi tez ho gayi.

“Bas itne me hi thak gaye, aur nahi bhagoge…..?”

Home minister chounk kar apne charo taraf dekhne laga lekin koi dikhayi nahi diya...to uski nazar akasmaat hi upar ki taraf mud gayi..aur jo uski ankho ne dekha to uske baad vah turant vaha se uth kar daud laga diya theek vaise hi jaise ki billi ko dekhte hi chuha daud laga deta hai.

Home minister (bhagte huye mann me)—hey bhagwan.. ! ye yamraj itna jaldi kaha se aa gaya aur ped par bhi chadh gaya…lagta hai ki ye sach me insaan nahi hai…ab kya karu..kaha jau…? Ye to mera picha hi nahi chhod raha hai….ab to meri bhagne ki bhi himmat nahi hai…

Uski saanse bahut tez gati se chal rahi thi…gala sookh gaya tha....ek ek kadam badi kathinayi se uth rahe the…aur antatah uske pairo ne jawab de diya aur vah kisi se takra kar dhadam se niche gir pada….jor jor se haanfte huye jab usne samne dekha to vaha yamraj ko haste huye khada paya….darr aur khauf se uski dhadkan hi band hone ko ho gayi.

Yamraj—hahahahahaha…aur nahi bhagega…? Chal uth bhaag na…bhaaaggggg….lekin bhagne se pahle mera chehra to ek baar dekh le…shayad mujhe pahchan jaye…..hihihihihihi

Yamraj ne apne sir ke baalo ko jo ki jamin tak latak rahe the aur jinki vajah se uska chehra dikhayi nahi pad raha tha, unko apne dono hatho se agal bagal kiya to chehra dekhte hi yamraj ki ghigghi bandh gayi….sharir me bahta khoon thanda ho kar jam sa gaya….rakta sanchar hona band sa ho gaya….uske antar mann me darr aur khauf iss kadar haavi ho gaya ki uske seene me aseem dard ki tez lahar uthne lagi…..aur vo dard me jor jor se apna seena pakad kar cheekhne laga.

Home minister (cheekhte huye)—nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aur iske sath hi home minister ko heart attack aa gaya….kuch der vah zindagi aur maut ke beech dard se tadapta raha aur phir ekdam se shant ho gaya…..uski hriday gati hi ruk gayi.

Uske marte hi yamraj ne apne bade bade nakhuno wale hath uske seene me ghusa diye aur uska dil bahar nikal liya….phir uske lahoo se jamin par likh diya …..

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”


Vahi dev lok me devraj sabhi devtao se devarshi narad ji ki kahi huyi baat par mantrana karne ke tatpashchat apne mahal me lout aaye…jaha unka putra kafi kroadh me idhar udhar tahal raha tha…

Devraj—kya baat hai putra...tum itne vichlit vichlit se kyo ghum rahe ho.... ?

Malay (kroadhit)—Pita sri, mere vichlit hone ka kaaran hai, apki putri aur meri bahan rajkumari priyadarshini...

Devraj (hairan)—priyadarshini... ! kya hua hai hamari putri ko.... ?

Malay—apki putri ko prem rog ho gaya hai…

Devraj—prem rog..!

Malay—ha pita sri, prem rog se grasit ho chuki hai hamari priyadarshini….aur pata bhi hai kis se prem karti hai vah…? Dharti lok ke ek tutchh manav se…..

Devraj (chilla kar)—malayyyyy

Malay—mere upar chillane se kya labh hoga pita shri…..yahi satya hai….main khud abhi abhi usko dharti lok me kisi ladke ki baaho me dekh kar aa raha hu…aap yaha uske swayamvar ki taiyariya kar rahe hain aur vah dharti lok me uss manav ladke ke prem jaal ke pralobhan me phans kar apki aur poore dev lok ki izzat ko mitti me mila rahi hai….

Devraj—Jab tum vaha gaye hi the to priyadarshini ko dev lok le kar kyo nahi aaye….?

Malay—maine usko apne sath aane ko kaha kintu usne ye kah kar mere sath aane se mana kar diya ki vo baad me ayegi….

Devraj—tumne priyadarshini ko uske hone wale swayamvar ki jankari di….?

Malay—Ji Pita shri…ye janne ke pashchat bhi usne mana kar diya…aur yaha tak kaha ki vo uss manav ladke ke atirikt kisi aur se kadaapi vivah nahi karegi…

Devraj (gusse me)—to uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko jabardasti le aana chahiye tha tumhe…

Malay—maine ye bhi koshish ki thi kintu….

Devraj (kroadhit)—kintu aur parantu ki bhasa me baat mat karo….sidhe sidhe batao ki tum uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko kyo nahi laaye….?

Malay—asal me uss ladka kuch mayavi vidya janta hai….maine uss ladko ko maarne ke liye uske upar apni shaktiyo se prahar bhi kiya kintu…

Devraj (jor se)-phir kintu….

Malay—kshama kare pita shri....meri kisi bhi shakti ka prahar uss ladke ko tanik bhi nuksaan nahi pahucha saka...aur mujhe usse parajit ho kar dev lok loutna pad gaya...

Devraj (hairan, chakit)—kyaaa....ek tutchh manav ne tumhe parajit kar diya, tumhare paas itni shaktiya hone ke bavjud bhi... ? asambhav hai ye...bilkul namumkin....aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? ek manav me utna saamarthya kaise ho sakta hai ki vo kisi devta ki shaktiyo ko chunouti de sake.... ?

Malay—yahi satya hai pita shri...

Devraj (gusse me)—agar yah satya hai to main uss ladke sahit uske poore pariwar ko yatna aur dukho ke aise bhayavah gart me dubo dunga ki vo aur uske samast pariwar tadap tadap kar marr jayenge….uss ladke ko apni iss gustakhi ka bahut bhayankar parinam bhogna padega ab…

Devraj itna kah kar gusse me mahal se bahar nikal gaye….udhar dharti lok me main diksha ke room se nikal kar jaise hi meera bua ke room me pahucha to vah naha kar bathroom se ek towel lapete huye nikal rahi thi…jo ki unke ghutno ke upar tak hi tha….unhe iss haalat me dekhte hi dil khush ho gaya….unki aadhe se jyada chuchiya to bahar nikli huyi thi aur gori chikni maansal jaanghe unke thoda sa jhukne par hi nazar aa gayi.

Raj(siti baja kar)—wow..! bua darling….kya mast figure paya hai aapne…beautiful & sexy.

Meera (ankhe dikhate huye)—besharam, apni bua ko hi line maar raha hai…kya zamana aa gaya hai…ab to jawan to jawan meri jaisi buddhi aurato ki izzat bhi surakshit nahi hai yaha…

Raj—koun kahta hai ki aap buddhi ho….? Mujhe to har angal se ekdam jawan aur rapchik maal lag rahi ho bua.

Meera—mere pyare bhatije..! main tujhe kis angal se jawan lag rahi hu…? 35 ke upar age ho gayi hai meri ab..samjhe bachchu..

Raj—yahi umra me to asli jawani aati hai bua…

Meera—achcha, tujhe bahut knowledge hai ladkiyo aur aurato ki jawani ke baare me to batata kyo nahi ki kis angal se tujhe main jawan aur sexy dikh rahi hu…?

Raj—bata to du bua par kahi aap bura maan gayi to….?

Meera—teri kisi baat ka maine kabhi bura mana hai aaj tak... ? chal ab bata bhi de na...

Raj—kaha se batana shuru karu, bua.. ?...upar se ya niche se..... ? aage se ya phir piche se... ?

Meera—teri jaha se bhi ichcha ho, vahi se bata de... ?

Raj—mujhe na.... batane me bahut sharam aa rahi hai bua...

Meera—nalayak.. ! apni bua ko sexy aur jawan kahne me to sharam nahi aa rahi thi...ab bada sharam wala ban gaya...

Raj—theek hai bua…ab aap itna press kar rahi ho to bata deta hu himmat kar ke…

Meera (ghur kar)—haannnnn….maine kab press kiya tujhe…? Rahne de koi jarurat nahi kuch bhi batane ki….

Raj—aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? aap meri bua ho...aapki baat to maanni hi padegi na ab mujhe...to ab bata hi deta hu...

Meera (mushkura kar)—nautanki...

Raj—ye jo aapki ankhe hain na bua....

Meera—kya hua meri ankho ko.... ?

Raj—hua to kuch bhi nahi bua …mujhe na apki ankho me apna chehra nazar aata hai…

Meera—to chehra nazar aane se main jawan aur sexy ho gayi…?

Raj—ufff..batane to do pahle bua…

Meera—theek hai, bata…

Raj—bua, apki jo ye ankhe hain na bahut hi khubsurat hain…neeli neeli jheel jaisi gahri inn ankho me doob jane ko jee chahta hai…

Meera—aur….?

Raj—aapke jo ye gaal hain na….bilkul ruyi ki tarah mulayam aur chikne hain…dil karta hai ki…

Meera—kya dil karta hai….?

Raj—mera dil karta hai ki….lalima liye huye aapke in sundar gore chikne gulabi gaalo ko chum lu…

Meera—aur…?

Raj—aapke jo ye hoth hain…ekdam lal lal shahad se bhare huye pyale ki tarah hain jinme shahad bhara hua hai…inhe dekh kar dil karta hai ki….

Meera (madhosh hote huye)—kya dil karta hai ..tera mere ye hoth dekh kar….?

Raj (bua ke hotho par ungli ghumate huye)—mera dil karta hai ki main aap ke inn hotho ka sara shahad chus chus kar pi jau…

Meera (ankhe band kar ke madhoshi me)—aur…?