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Ab Aage.........
Main jaise hi apne ghar pahucha to ghar me ekdam sannata pasra hua tha......ye dekh kar mere dil me kuch hi palo me bahut se bure khyaal koundh gaye.....
Jab main bhaag kar uper aaya to waha bhi saare room khali the.....mami bhi ghar me nahi thi....
Main bhag kar bapis se bahar aaya aur renu di ko call lagaya....par wo call nhi le rahi th....tabhi gaurd bhaagta hua mere paas aaya.....
Gaurd - maaf karna malik....main thoda apne kamre tak gaya tha.....
Mein - wo sab chhod....ye bata, ghar me kya hua aur sab log kaha hai.....
Gaurd - saab.....ye to nhi pata ki asal me kya hua.......par sab log malkin ko le kar hospital gaye hai.....
Tabhi mujhe renu di ka call aa gaya......
( Call Par )
Main- kaha ho aap....
Renu- wo hum doctor ke paas hai....main address deti hu....jaldi aa jao....
Main - mujhe pata hai dr.pradhaan kaha rahte hai.....
Renu - nhi bhai...hum pradhan ke paas nahi hai...ye manu hume us doctor ke paas laai hai....jo alka aunty ka ilaaj kar raha tha.....
Main- mom ko hua kya hai.....
Renu- ghabrao mat bhai...ab wo theek hai...tum aa jao...ok...
Main - ok address bhejo.....
Thodi der baad main renu ke bataaye address par pahuch gaya....aur jab maine doctor ko dekha to main chounk gaya.....
Main(man me)- to ye banda sach me doctor hai....
Manu- ankit...accha hua tum aa gaye,,,ye dekho alka ko kya ho gaya.....
Main- par hua kya...koi batayga mujhe.....
Manu- asal me ye meri galti hai....mujhe alka ko chhodkar nahi jana chahiye tha...par me....
Main - par hua kya tha....
Manu- asal me aaj subah se hi alka baar-baar neeche jane ka isara kar rahi thi...par maine use mana kar diya tha...socha ki neeche tak kaise jaygi-aaygi....isliye maine use dawa de kar sula diya aur khud renu ke room me chali aai...
Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki alka ki soi nahi thi...balki sone ka dikhawa kar rahi thi...
Main - kya....fir...fir kya...
Manu- fir...jab main renu ke room me baithi usse baaten kar rahi thi....tabhi hume kuch aawaazon ke sath ek joordaar cheekh sunaai di....
Aur jab hum room se bahar aaye to dekh ki alka aur uski wheel chair, seediyon ke neeche padi hui thi aur alka dar se karah rahi thi....uske sir se bhi khoon nikal raha tha.....
Bas ye dekhte hi renu ne tumhe aur maine doctor ko call kiya...aur use yaha le aaye......
Main- mom ko aakhir jaroorat kya thi is sab ki....
Manu- kya pata...saayad wo bore ho rahi ho....
Main - hmm....main doctor se mil kar aata hu.....Manu- hmm...par abhi alka ko disturb na hi karo to accha hoga..use aaraam ki jaroorat hai....
Main- bilkul...main unka khyaal to sabse jyada rakhta hu....chalo aata hu.....
Fir main jaise hi room ke andar gaya to saamne mom behosi ki halat me leti hui thi aur doctor saayad mere hi aane ka wait kar raha tha.....
Dr - hello ankit....
Main - hello doctor...ab kaisi haalat hai inki....
Dr- filhaal to theek hai...asal me bahut jyada acchi hai...
Main- matlab....
Dr- matlab ye ki inke sath ek chamatkaar ho gaya hai....
Main(hairani se )- kya..chamatkaar...main kuch samjha nahi doc....
Dr- ha ankit...main ise chamatkaar hi boluga...kyoki aaj wo hua jo medical science ke liye bhi itna aasaan nahi hota...asal me namumkin hi hota hai....
Main- dekho doctor...aap us bhasha me samjhaaye jisme mujhe samjh aa sake....plzz
Dr- oh...sorry...asal me aaj tumhari maa coma se baahar aa chuki hai....
Main(chounk kar)- what...ye..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...maa coma se baahar...to...to kya...matlab maa thee ho gai....wo pahle ki tarah ho gai....matlab wo mujhe....ohh god...maa theek ho gai...thanks..thankyou doctor...thank you very-very much....
Dr- nahi ankit...isme maine kuch bhi nahi kiya...ye sab to bhagwaan ki leela hai...usi ne ek haadse me inko coma me daal diya tha...aur aaj usi ne ek aur haadsa kar ke inhe theek kar diya....
Main(khushi se)- tokya ab pahle jaise ho jaygi...mujhse baat karegi....
Dr- beshak...ye ab puri tarah normal hai...bas thodi si saaririk kamjori hai...aur haa..ek baat aur...inka dimaag abhi bhi koi shock nhi jhel payga...saayad use majboot hone me waqt lagega...to aisa kuch bhi na hone paaye jisse inhe shock lage...jaise ki tumhare dad ki baat....
Main - ji doctor...main samjh gaya...main iska pura khyaal rakhuga....waise chutti kab tak milegi.....
Dr- bas aaj raat ki baat hai....subah le ja sakte ho...ok...ab bahar chalo...inhe aaraam karne do....baad e mil lena....
Main - ji doc....
Aur fir main doctor ke sath baki sabke paas aa gaya......
Mami- ab kaisi hai didi....
Main- theek hai mami...waise aap kaha thi...
Renu- wo mami kuch jayada hi kamjor dil ki nikli...unka rone ruk hi nhi raha tha....to main thoda door le gai thi....ab theek hai...
Main- mami...aap bhi na...waise ab dhukh ka waqt gaya...doctor sir bol rahe hai ki mom ab pahle jaisi ho jaygi.....
Sab chounk kar - ""kya....""
Main- ha...doctor bol rahe hai ki mom coma se baahar aa chuki hai...bas kuch dino me puri tarah theek ho jaygi....
Mami- ye to sach me badi khushi ki baat hai lalla....
Manu- congratulation ankit....ab ja kar mere dil ko sukoon mila....
Main- hmm...mujhe bhi...par haa...ek baat yaad rakhna....mom ko kisi bhi tarah ki paresaani wali baaton se door hi rakhna....unhe koi bhi sadma nhi lagna chahiye...samjhe sab...
Renu- hmm...main parul ko bhi samjha dugi....
Main- ha..waise ye parul hai kaha...
Renu- apni saheli ke sath....aur kaha.....aaj kal udi ke sath hoti hai jyadatar....
Main- hmm...dekhta hu...accha...ab tum log mom ka khyaal rakho...main aata hu...
Manu- par abhi tum ja kaha rahe ho....
Main- mandir....kyoki aaj main bahut khush hu....isliye bhagwan ko dhanyabaad karna jaroori hai...aakhir ye sab kiya to unhi ne hai....apni khushi ko unke sath baant kar aata hu....
Renu(mere gale lag kar)- oh bhai....i m very happy bhai....tere sath kuch to accha hua....
Main- ha di....saayad kismat humra accha waqt louta rahi hai.....chalo aata hu...
Aur main waha se nikal gaya......
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Hotel Dilkas me.......Next day.......
Yaha DJ kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....
(Call Par)
DJ - kya bola wo....accha waqt....aaahahahaha.....us saale ko kya pata ki uske acche waqt ka kota to kab ka pura ho chuka hai...ab to sirf bura hi bura waqt baki hai....
Saamne- wo to hai...par uske waqt ko aur bura karne ke liye hume saabdhaani se kaam karna hoga.....
DJ - to tu kya samjhti hai...ki main chupchap baitha hu....mere aankh-kaan aur dimaag...sab khule huye hai....bas intzaar hai to us raaj ka....jo hume khajane ki chaabi batayga.....
Saamne- par wo batayga koun....uske baare me to alka hi janti hai....
DJ - janta hu....tabhi to samjh me nhi aa raha ki ye sali chaabi ka raaj kaise pata karu...kyoki alka to kuch batane laayak na rahi....
Saamne- nhi....matlab...wo theek ho rahi hai....ab wo saayad batane laayak ho gai hai...
DJ - to tu kya kar rahi hai.....ja uske paas aur puch usse.....
Saamne- abhi nhi....thoda ruk jao.....abhi sona hai........main mouka milte hi baat karti hu...ok...chalo ab rakhti hu...yaha bahut bheed hai....bye...
DJ - ok...apna khyaal rakhna....bye.....
Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki waise hi use S ki aawaaz aai....
S - to alka hosh me aa gai......
DJ (chounk kar)- kya...ohh..tum...haa.....aa gai....
S - tab to tumhara kaam aasaan ho gaya.....hai na....
DJ - haa...par main kisi bhi kaam ko aasaan nhi manta.....mere liye har kaam muskil hi hota hai....aur isi wajah se main har kaam ke liye apni puri taaqat laga deta hu....ab wo taqat chahe hatho ki ho ya fimaag ki....samjhe...
S - samjha....matlab abhi bhi shaq hai...
DJ - saayad..khair wo chhodo....main dekh luga....tum batao...kuch kaam tha...
S - haa....wo tumne bola tha na ki sharabi ke paas jana hai....to niklu main....
DJ - par tumhe akele thode jana hai....anu sath me jaygi.....par ye rah kaha gai.....
Anu(gate khol kar)- yaha hu....puri tarah se taiyaar.....
DJ - hmm....tum to aaj fir bijliyan gira rahi ho....wo sharabi to nashe me dhutt ho jayga.....
Anu- wahi to karna hai....waise bhi kal to kuch ho nhi paya.....
DJ - haa...wo S ne bataya....wo kal kahi busy tha.....
Anu- par aaj to milega na....ok...hume nikalna chahiye....kyoki mujhe ghar bhi pahuchna hai.....ok
DJ - hmm...tum apne kaam aur waqt ki pakki ho....ok....salman tum ise le jao....kal to tum log kkhali lout aaye the....par aaj ye apna kaam chalu karegi.....ok
S - kaam....huh...kapde nikaal kar letna hi to hai....
Anu(gusse se)- main jo chahe wo karu....aapko kya paresaani hai....
S (ghoor kar)- mujhe kya paresaani....jao aur let jao....mujhe kya...aur ye taav kisi aur ko dikhana..mujhe nhi...samjhi na....
DJ - bas.....apne- apne gusse ko thanda karo....aur kaam par lago.....kyoki agar shrabi ka kaam nhi hua to hume sab bhoolna hoga...to ab jao....aur ho sake to apna aapsi masla baad me nipta lena...theek hai....chalo jao....
Aur fir S gusse se bahar nikal gaya aur anu bhi muh marod kar uske piche chal di....
DJ (peg bana kar)- shrabi bhai....sambhal kar....DJ ka waar hone wala hai....ho sake to bach kar dikha.....uuummmm...aaaahhh....
Mantri(andar aa kar)- kya aapne S ko apna plan bata diya hai....
DJ - nhi to....kyo....
Mantri- kuch nhi...maine abhi baaten suni thi.....to mujhe laga ki saayad.....
DJ - are ni....asal me maine use kuch aur hi patti padhai hai....
Mantri- accha...aur wo maan gaya....
DJ - hmm..kyoki maine use bola ki hime anu ki koi parwah nhi...hum sirf anu ke sahare sharabi se paise chukane ki mohlat badwana chahte hai....to agar anu use apne hushn ke jaal me fasa leti hai...to shrabi khush ho kar jyada waqt de dega.....
Mantri- bahut badiya....waise ankit ka kya hua....anu ko bhejna hai uske paas ya....
DJ - ha...bhejna to hai hi...kyoki ek wahi hai jo ankit ko raste se hata sakti hai.....aaj raat hi saale ka intzaam karta hu...bas meri jaan signal de de....tum peg to banao.....baaten to hoti hi rahegi....hmm..
Mantri(man me)- kaash sab kuch acche se nipat jaaye...nhi to mera barbaad hona to tay hai....
Ye sochte huye mantri peg banane laga...aur DJ bhi baith kar kuch sochne laga.......
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AKRAM KE GHAR.........
Akram jaise hi ghar me daakhil hua to joor-joor se mom-mom chilla kar apni nakli mom matlab najam ko bulane laga.......
Akram(ghar me aate hi)- mom....mom...kaha ho aap...mom...
Akram ki aawaaj sun kar hi najam chounk gai aur bgagto hui neeche hall me aa gai.....aur akram ko hairani se aisi dekhne lagi...jaise ki koi ajooba dekh rahi ho....
Najam(hairani se)- akram....beta...beta tu...tu theek to hai na...haa....
Akram(muskura kar)- ji mom....par aap mujhe dekh kar chounk kyo gai....kya mujhe dekh kar aap khush nhi ho...
Najam(aage bad kar)- ye kaiseli baat kar raha hai beta....main to itni khysh hu ki kya batau....par tujhe hua kya tha...matlab tujhe koun utha le gaya tha...aur fir tu unse bacha kaise....
Akram(gusse se)- mujhe sahi-sahi to nhi pata....par mujhe kudnap karane wala wahi hoga...wo kameena ankit.....main saale ko chhoduga nhi....
Najam- ha beta.....main bhi use is harqat ke liye kabhi maaf nhi karoogi...par ye to bata ki wo kameena tujhse chahta kya tha.....
Akram- nhi pata mom...asal me wo mere saamne aaya hi nhi.....
Najam- kya....matlab tune use dekha ho nhi...to fir tujhe kaise pata chala ki ye kaam ankit ka hai...
Akram- kyo waha jo log the...unhine mujgse wahi pucha jo ankit janna chahta tha.....
Najam- accha...aisa kya puch liya unhone...
Akram- wo puch rahe the ki main badal kaise gaya....mere sath kya hua....kyo main ankit se nafrat karne laga....kyo main usko dushman manne laga...kyo....???
Najam(feeki muskaan)- ye kya bakwas thi....aisa to kuch hua hi nhi...bewakoof.....waise tu waha se nikla kaise.....
Akram- main khud nhi nikla....balki unhone hi mujhe ye bol kar chhod diya ki main kisi kaam ka nhi....
Najam- acvha hua unhone tujhe kuch kiya nhi...main to tabse so bhi nhi pa rahi thi...maare paresaani ki mujhse to khana bhi nhi khaya gaya....mera baccha....
Ye bol kar najam ne akram ko gale laga liya aur akram ne bhi use baahon me kas liya....
Najam- aahhh..aaraam se beta....
Akram- nhi mom....ab aaraam nhi hota...aapke ye nikele nippal mere seene me chubh kar mujhe garam kar chuke hai...ab aaraam kaise karu....
Najam- ohh..to mere bete ko apni mom ke nippal chubhne lage....koi baat nhi...tu mom ko apna hathyaar chubha kar badla le lena....chal room me...waha nippal ko bhi maza chakha dena....
Akram(joir se kas kar)- ha mom...aaj to aise chubhauga ki pucho mat....waise chhoti mom aur ruby kaha hai...dikhaai nhi de rahi....
Najam- unki fikr chhodo...dono ghoomne gai hai...aur haa...teri ruhi ko kal bukhaar aa gaya tha...to usse jaroor mil lena....
Akram- ha mom..par is waqt mujhe ruhi ki nhi...balki aapki jaroorat hai....wo bhi abhi...yahi...isi waqt....
Ye bol kar akram ne najam ka chehra pakad kar use choomna suru kar diya aur najam bhi puri garam ho kar akram ko choomne lagi....
Aur kuch hi der me dono ke jishm pure nange ho kar sofe par guthe pade the.....
Najam- aahh..beta...ab der mat kar....daal de jaldi se....plz....daal de....
Akram- bolkul mom...main bhi aaj der nhi kar sakta....
Aur akram ne najam ki choot me lund daal kar chodna suru kar diya........
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Ankit ke Mama ke Gaon me.........
Pappu mama apni purani aawaaz karti bike se kheto ki med se ho kar jaldi me kahi ja rahe the.....
Ki tabhi unki najar ek khet me kaam karne wale majdoor par padi...to inhine bike ko uski taraf mod diya....aur bike ko stand laga kar bhaagte huye us majdoor ke paas pahuch gaye.....
Pappy- oye dharam...sun na....
Dharam(sir utha kar)- are pappu bhaiya....jai ram ji ki....
Papu- jai ram ji....jara idhar to aa....
Aur pappu , dharam ko baki majdooron se thodi door tak le aaye.....
Dharam- ka baat hai bhai......aap tanik ghabraye huye lag rahe ho...sab kusal to hai na....
Pappu- ha bhai....sab kusal-mangal hai....accha ye bata ki tune kabhi sarojini taai ko dekha hai....
Dharam- sarojini tai....are unhe gujre to jamana hui gawa....unhe kaha se dekhege....
Pappu(chounk kar)- kya....kab....kaise....
Dharam- are pappu bhai....aise kya chounk rahe ho.....ye baat ko to kai barash beet gaye...aur kaise bolu to...jara kaan laaiye....
Pappu- kaan...kyo...
Dharam- jara secretwa hai bhai....
Pappu(kan aage kar ke)- bol fir....
Dharam- sunne me aaya tha ki uske bhateeje ne hi uska kand kar diya tha.....par ye baat kabhi saabit nhi ho paai...aur uska bhatija bhi kisi ko na dikha tabse....isiliye aaj bhi sabko usi par shaq hai....
Pappu(matha peet kar)- hey bhagwan....ab kya hoga.....
Dharam- ab aapko ka hua....konau paresaani hai ka....
Pappu- are ha yaar...mujhe sarojini tai se jaroori baat karni thi....bahut hi khas....
Dharam- khas baat...pappu bhaiya...bura na mano to ek baat puchu ka...
Pappu- ha puch na...
Dharam- kya main jaan sakta hu ki aapka wo khas kaam kya hai..dekhiye gussa na hona....aap to jante hi hai ki meri aadat hi aisi hai.....
Pappu(muskura kar)- are ghabra mat...main kya...pura gaon janta hai ki tu baal ki khaal nikalne me maahir hai..theek hai sun...asal me sarojini tai ke paas meri alka didi ka kuch saamaan pada tha.....to bas usi ke baare me janna tha....
Dharam- kaisa saamaan bhaiya.....
Pappu(ghoor kar)- wo mujhe bhi nhi pata....milega to dekh lena....jo ab muskil hi hai...huh......
Dharam- waise aapke saamaan ka pata chal sakta hai bhaiya....par uske liye....
Aur dharam haste huye apni hatheliyan ghisne laga.....
Pappu(gusse se)- janta hu tujhe...tu bina paison ke na manega....haa...theek hai...paisa bhi milega...ab bata ki saamaan kaise milega....koun dega....wo to mar gai na....
Dharam(muskura kar)- wo to chal basi....par uski 2 betiyan to hai....
Pappu(chounk kar)- are haa...main to bhool hi gaya tha....uski 2 beti thi...par wo to saalon se na dikhi....suna tha ki mar gai...hai na.....
Dharam- haa...sunne me to yahi aaya tha.....par bahut kam logo ko ye khabar hai ki unki betiyan aaj bhi jinda hai....aur ek ***** sahar me aur dusri ***** sahar me rahti hai.....
Pappu ne jaise hi dusre sahar ka naam suna to wo buri tarah chounk gaya...kyoki dharam ne jo dusra sahar bataya tha...wo wahi sahar gha jaha ankit rahta hai.....
Pappu- kya bola tu....dusri beti kaha hai.....**** sahar me....haa...
Dharam- ha bhaiya...aur ye khabar bilkul pakki hai.....
Pappu- accha...to bata ki kaha rahti hai wo...aur uska naam kya hai...
Dharam- ye to na pata bhaiya ki kaha rahti hai...main thode kabhi sahar gaya hu....aur naam to mujhe wahi pata hai jo bachpan me bulate the....chunni aur munni....chunni **** sahar me aur munni **** sahar me....
Pappu(dheere se,)- to munni ankit ke hi sahar me rahti hai....par use dhooduga kaise.....pata nhi itne bade sahar me kaha rah rahi hogi....aur kis naam se rahti hogi...haat..
Dharam- ka hua bhaiya....kis soch me pad gaye.....
Pappu- kuch nhi....tu kisi aise insaan ko janta hai jo bata sake ki un bahno ka asli naam kya hai....aur wo kaha milegi.....soch jara.... mujhe bahut jaroori saamaan lena hai unse.....
Dharam- aisa insaan....are haa....ye to ek hi aadmi bata sakta hai....aapka purana wafadaar...jo sala paise le kar bhaag gawa tha ......are wahi jisne chandu ki chhori se jabarjasti ki thi...yaad aaya....wo kya naam tha uska....
Pappu(gusse se)- wo kameena....sala gaddaar....sarojini tai ka bhai...wahi na....
Dharam- ha wahi....use jaroor khabar hogi...kyoki suna hai ki un dono bahno ko us kameene ne hi pala tha...aur unke maze bhi liye the saale ne....
Pappu- sach bol raha hai....
Dharam- maai kasam bhaiya.....jo main jaanu..wahi bol raha hu.....
Pappu- to bata fir...ye kameena kaha milega.....
Dharam- paas ke sahar me hi hai....par ye nhi pata ki rahta ka hai...bas itna pata ki ek badi dukaan me kaam karta hai.,..waha se pata chal jayga......
Pappu- tu dukasn ka pata de...main dekh luga...
Dharam(hath malte huye)- bhaiya wo,....
Pappu(gusse se)- ha janta hu...ye le....baad me aur bhi duga.....
Ye bolte huye pappu ne kuch paise nikaal kar dharam ke hath me rakh diye aur usse dukaan ka pata le kar nikal gaya......
Jaise hi pappu ki bike ne khet paar kiya....waise hi dharam ne apni jeb se kisi ko call kar ke bata diya ki...pappu sarijini ki beti ko khojta hua sahar aa raha hai..,..
Dharam(phon rakh kar)- maaf karna pappu bhaiya....tumhare paison ka wajan kuch bhi nhi hai....par tumhari mout se mujhe kafi wajni rakam milegi....hey prabhu.,.....pappu bhaiya ki aatma ko shanti dena.....
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Riya ke ghar.......
Subah hote hi main doctor ke paas pahucha aur mom ko le kar sabke sath ghar aa gaya....aur thodi der baad ghar se nikal kar riya ke ghar pahuch gaya......
Waha sabnam, ruksana , sanju aur riya bhi akram ke ghar jane ke liye ready the.....
Main(gate khulte hi)- kya hua...sab ready hai na....
Sabnam- ha beta...chalo..aaj us kameeni ki band baja dete hai....
Main(muskura kar)- bilkul bakayge....but aap tab tak saamne nhi aaygi...jab tak main na kahu...air na hi aap (ruksana)......ok...
Sabnam- hmm..hum tabhi aayge...jab tum apna kaam khatm kar loge.......
Main- good...akram kaha hai...bulao use....
Sabnam- wo to nikal gaya....
Main(chounk kar)- kya....kaha nikla....kahi ghar to nhi gaya....
Sabnam- nhi...wo to bas ruhi se milne ka bol raha tha....
Main- nhi...wo pakka us najam ke paas hi gaya hoga...main jsnta hu use...wo....main jats hu...sanju...tum in logo ko le kar aao....paas me hi rahna...tsb tak main us paagal ko dekhts hu....bad koi gadbad na kar de....
Ye bol kar main waha se nikla aur akram ke ghar pahuchne tsk akram ko call karta raha.. par usne ek bhi baar mera call nhi liya....jisse meri tention aur gussa dono bad chuke the.....
Aur jaise hi main car se nikal kar akram ke ghar me ghusa to saamne akram aur najam dikh gaye....
Dono bas chudaai khatm kar ke kapde hi pahan rahe the....
Najam(mujhe dekhte hi)- teri himmat kaise hui yaha aane ki...dafa ho yaha se....
Akram- are mom...aa gaya to kya hua....ruko..main baat karta hu.....aap shant raho...
Najam- par beta...aise hi kisi ke ghar andar aa gaya.....dekh maine pure kapde bhi nhi pahne....aur tu muskura raha hai....
Akram- are mom....isme kya ho gaya.....aapko thoda hi nanga dekha na....par usme paresaan kya hona....wo to waise bhi aapko tareeke se baja chuka hai...dono taraf se....hai na...mommm...
Ye sun kar to najam ki hawa hi tight ho gai....wo samjh gai ki jaroor akram sach jaan chuka hai....saayad uske dimaag ko pahle ki tarah kiya ja chuka hai....
Najam(ghoor kar)- ye kaisi baat kar raha hai...koi apni mom se aisa bolta hai kya..haa..
Akram(khada ho kar)- ooppss...sahi kaha...koi apni mom se ue nhi bol sakta ki wo apne bete ke dost se kaise chudi....par ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai na....hai ki nhi...kyo ankit....
Yd bol kar akram mere paas aa gaya sur hum dono najam ko dekh kar hasne lage...
Ankit- sahi bola tu...ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai...kisi raah chalti randi par nhi...
Najam(khadi ho kar)- jawaan sambhaal kar baat kar ladke...tu mujhe abhi janta nhi hai.....
Main- sahi kaha....main sach me tumhe nhi janta....isliye to yaha aaya hu...taki tumhe acche se jaan saku......
Akram- haa...aur isi wajah se tum ab tak jinda khadi ho....taki hume bata sako ki tum ho koun...aur ye sab naatak kyo kar rahi ho...kis ke kahne par....samjhi...warna ab tak to hum tumhe thok chuke hote...
Najam(muskura kar)- ohh...to bacche ka dimaag sahi ho gaya...hmm..mujhe laga hi yha...khair....tum logo ke haav-bhaav aur baaten ye saaf bata rahi hai ki tum dono hi jaan gaye ho ki main akram ki mom nhi..balki ek bahurupiya hu....hai na.....
Main- wow....sach me....tumhare baare me jo jana tha....waisa hi paya....kamaal ka fimaag hai tumhara good...to ab kya....
Najam- ab kya....ab tum dono ki baari hai....jo bhi puchna chaho puch sakte ho.....main sach-sach bataugi....chalo ladko.....ab suru bhi ho jao.....
Akram(mujhe dekh kar)- ab kya karna hai.,...iske chehre par to dar ka nisaan bhi nhi....
Main(muskura kar)- wo baad me dekh lege...filhaal...ha to sab...oopps....najam...Dr.Najam Najma Samrat Singh......yahi hai na....
Najam(muskura kar)- hmm..bahut khoob.....kafi gajri jaankaari nikaali hai....sahi hai....
Main(jhuk kar)- thankyou....to batao doctor.....tum yaha kyo ho....wo bhi sabnam ke roop me....khair..ye to hum jante hai na...hai na akram....
Najam- tum jante ho...ohh..matlab mere bhai ne gaddari kar di.....
Main- ya saayad ek nek kaam...hmm...
Najam- ye to apna-apna najariya hai....to batao...kya jante ho tum mere baare me...fir main bataugi...jo bhi tum janna chaho....pakka...
Main- goid...i like ur attitute..ok...to suno....
Fir maine najam ko wahi baaten bata di jo ki maine pendrive me dekhi-suni thi...jise sun kar najam sirf muskurati rahi....
Najam- wah..bahut kuch bak gaya kameena..khair.. ye to tum samjh hi gaye hoge ki humari dushmani ki jad kya hai...tum ye bhi jaan gaye ki main sabnam kyo bani...aur tumhare dad ke piche kyo padi hu....right....
Main- right....par mera sawaal ye hai...ki tumne mujhe ab tak jinda kyo chhod rakha hai...i mean...tum chahti to mujhd kabhi bhi maar sakti thi.....yahi par...isi ghar me...ya us farmhouse me....haa....
Najam- bilkul....par maine jab-jab tumhe maarne ka socha...tab-tab sarfaraj ne mujhe rok liya...wo tumhe jinda rakhna chahta tha...aur uske sathi bhi.....to main un sabki khatir chup rahi....par aisa nhi hai ki.main bilkul chup rahi....kabhi-kabhi maine kosis bhi ki.....par afsoos....teri kismat acchi nikli......
Main- ohk....accha ye batao...jab tum itni khatarnaak thi to ab tak chup kyo baithi rahi...i know tum dimaag ghumane me bhi master ho...aur chehra banana to tumhare liye chutkiyon ki baat hai....fir kyo tum itni shant rahi...koi khas wajah.....
Najam- haa...wahah hai.. bahut badi wajah....asal me...main pahle sarfaraj aur apne bhaiyon ke isaare par kaam kar rahi thi...mera baap bhi mujhe chup rahme ko bola tha.. aur mujh par kuch jimmedari bhi thi...jise mujhe bakhoobi nibhana tha....aur sabse khas baat..main akash ko pana chahti thi.....aur us waqt is kaam me mera sath dene wala koi nhi tha.....par jab mera sathi bapis aaya....to main befikar ho gai...aur fir maine apni marji ka khel khela....aur jo bhi mere raste me aaya....use mita diya...bhale hi wonmera soutela bhai hi kyo na ho....samjhe.....
Main- samjha...sab samjha....par agar tum mere dad ko haasil karna chahti thi...to fir unhe mara kyo.....haa...kya mila tumhe....
Najam(joir se)- nhi...use maine nhi mara....ulta maind to use bachane ko aadmi bhi bheje the....par meri khushi ko mere sathi ne hi najar laga di...maar dala mere akash ko...maar dala...
Main- chup karo...mere dad sirf meri mom ke hai...aur kisi ke nhi.....unka naam bhi mat lena...samjhi....
Najam(muh ghoor kar)- teri mom..alja..gaa..wahi to saare fasaad ki jad hai.....na wo hoti...na akadh mujhse door hota...aur na hi tu is duniya me aata...aur na hi aaj me akadh ko khoti,...ye sab us kameeni....
Main(chilla kar)- bas....bas kar ja....meri maa ke liye ek sabd bhi galat nikala na...to..
Najam(muskura kar)- to kya...kya karega tu....bhool mat ki main koun hu....main jo chahu wo kar sakti hu...aur tu mujhe rokne ke liye bahut kamjoor se....samjha...
Akram- abe itni bakwas kya kar raha hai...chal saali ko baja daalte hai...
Ye bol kar akram aage bada to maine use rok liya....
Najam(muskura kar)- lagke ka purana dimaag lout hi aaya...wahi josh..wahi garmi.....khair...ye to main dekhte hi samjh gai thi ki tu theek ho gaya ladke...aur baki ka teri chudaai ne clear kar diya tha....uummm..chodta accha hai...par afsoos....khud ke pair me hi kulhadi maar li...
Akram- iski to...
Main- nhi...ruk ja....waise najam...tumne akram ka dimaag kaise palta tha..
Najam- kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe bhi seekhna hai kya...khair.....asal me is kaam me meri madad mere 2 doston ne ki thi...waise mujhe bhi ye aata hai...par main isme expert nhi....to maine doston ko bulaya tha....fir bas...ise behosh kiya aur iske mind ki memory ke ek block ko clear kar diya....aur jab ye hosh me aane laga to ise hipnotize karke iske dimaag me wahi sab bhar diya...jo main chahti thi...
Main- to tum sirf akram ko mera dushman banana chahti thi...haa..
Najam- bilkul.....par uske pahle maine ruhi ki madad se akram ko wo tarnmeeter wala kada bhi pahnaya tha....taki ye bina jane hi tumhari saari chaal mujh tak pahucha sake...par tum hoshiyaar nikle...aur fir main iske dimaag ko badalne par majboor ho gai...kyoki main janti thi...ki tum tak jane ke raste me mujhe akram jaroor milega....
Main- bahut acche.....medical scince bhi kitni tarakki kar gaya na...soch hi badal deta hai...good...par kuch log iska galat istemaal kar ke pura samaaj hi kharaab kar dete hai...aise logo ke baare me kya khyaal hai...
Najam- jo dimaag rakhte hai wo sirf uska istemaal karte hai..accha-bura sochna to sirf kamjoro ka kaam hai...
Main- haa...sur yahi galatfahmi un dinaagwalo ko haivaan bana deti hai..aur fir unka anjasm mout par khatm hota hai...
Najam- huh...mout....mout se darne wale hum to nhi.....haa...tumhe darna chahiye...kyoki mout kabhi bhi dastak de sakti hai...jaise ki mere ek isaare par is akram ki asli mom sabnam....aur iski saasu maa ruksana ki mout....bolo to ek demo dikhau....
Main- demo...ok....main dekhna pasand karuga...dikhao fir...
Mere kahte hi sabnam ne mobile on kiya aur mijhe vedio dikhane lagi...jisme sabnam aur ruksana kursiyon par bandhi thi...aur sarad unhe paresaan kar raha tha.....
Najam(has kar)- oh ho...ye mera chhotu bhi na....aourat dekhi nhi ki masti suru...bada badmaas hai...dekho akram...tumhari maa aur saasu maa ke kaise maze le raha hai...dekho....
Main(phon nikaal kar)- ek minute ruko...fir dekhte hai....
Aur maine mobile se ek msg kiya aur kuch hi palon me gate se ek aawaaz aai....jise sun kar najam ne gate ki taraf dekha aur hairaani se uski aankhe badi ho gai.....aur chehre ki hasi ek pal me chhu ho gai......
Najam- nhi.....ye nhi ho sakta.....nhiii.....
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DOOR SAHAR ME.......
Pappu gaon se seedha sahar ja pahucha aur dhyaanchand ko doondta hua ek ghar me pahuch gaya....
Waha pappu ne dekha ki saamne ek bujurg aadmi baitha hua hai....par uska chehra dusri taraf tha .
Pappu(man me)- lagta hai yahi hai wo....paas se dekjta hu.....
Ye soch kar pappu aage bada....par tabhi use piche se gate band hone ki aawaaz aai...
Aur jaise hi pappu ne palat ke dekha to uske sir par ek lohe ki rod se hamla hua.....jisse pappu us bujurg aadmi ki taraf ja kar gir gaya....
Pappu is hamle se jab tak sambhalta....tab tak wo aadmi uth kar pappu ke saamne aa khada hua......
Pappu(sir utha kar)- ttt..tum....tum zinja ho.....
""HA BITUA....ABHI HUM ZINDA HAI....AAAHHAHAHAHAHA......""
Aur pappu ki baat sun kar us aadmi ne joordaar thahaka maarna suru kar diya......
Ab Aage.........
Main jaise hi apne ghar pahucha to ghar me ekdam sannata pasra hua tha......ye dekh kar mere dil me kuch hi palo me bahut se bure khyaal koundh gaye.....
Jab main bhaag kar uper aaya to waha bhi saare room khali the.....mami bhi ghar me nahi thi....
Main bhag kar bapis se bahar aaya aur renu di ko call lagaya....par wo call nhi le rahi th....tabhi gaurd bhaagta hua mere paas aaya.....
Gaurd - maaf karna malik....main thoda apne kamre tak gaya tha.....
Mein - wo sab chhod....ye bata, ghar me kya hua aur sab log kaha hai.....
Gaurd - saab.....ye to nhi pata ki asal me kya hua.......par sab log malkin ko le kar hospital gaye hai.....
Tabhi mujhe renu di ka call aa gaya......
( Call Par )
Main- kaha ho aap....
Renu- wo hum doctor ke paas hai....main address deti hu....jaldi aa jao....
Main - mujhe pata hai dr.pradhaan kaha rahte hai.....
Renu - nhi bhai...hum pradhan ke paas nahi hai...ye manu hume us doctor ke paas laai hai....jo alka aunty ka ilaaj kar raha tha.....
Main- mom ko hua kya hai.....
Renu- ghabrao mat bhai...ab wo theek hai...tum aa jao...ok...
Main - ok address bhejo.....
Thodi der baad main renu ke bataaye address par pahuch gaya....aur jab maine doctor ko dekha to main chounk gaya.....
Main(man me)- to ye banda sach me doctor hai....
Manu- ankit...accha hua tum aa gaye,,,ye dekho alka ko kya ho gaya.....
Main- par hua kya...koi batayga mujhe.....
Manu- asal me ye meri galti hai....mujhe alka ko chhodkar nahi jana chahiye tha...par me....
Main - par hua kya tha....
Manu- asal me aaj subah se hi alka baar-baar neeche jane ka isara kar rahi thi...par maine use mana kar diya tha...socha ki neeche tak kaise jaygi-aaygi....isliye maine use dawa de kar sula diya aur khud renu ke room me chali aai...
Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki alka ki soi nahi thi...balki sone ka dikhawa kar rahi thi...
Main - kya....fir...fir kya...
Manu- fir...jab main renu ke room me baithi usse baaten kar rahi thi....tabhi hume kuch aawaazon ke sath ek joordaar cheekh sunaai di....
Aur jab hum room se bahar aaye to dekh ki alka aur uski wheel chair, seediyon ke neeche padi hui thi aur alka dar se karah rahi thi....uske sir se bhi khoon nikal raha tha.....
Bas ye dekhte hi renu ne tumhe aur maine doctor ko call kiya...aur use yaha le aaye......
Main- mom ko aakhir jaroorat kya thi is sab ki....
Manu- kya pata...saayad wo bore ho rahi ho....
Main - hmm....main doctor se mil kar aata hu.....Manu- hmm...par abhi alka ko disturb na hi karo to accha hoga..use aaraam ki jaroorat hai....
Main- bilkul...main unka khyaal to sabse jyada rakhta hu....chalo aata hu.....
Fir main jaise hi room ke andar gaya to saamne mom behosi ki halat me leti hui thi aur doctor saayad mere hi aane ka wait kar raha tha.....
Dr - hello ankit....
Main - hello doctor...ab kaisi haalat hai inki....
Dr- filhaal to theek hai...asal me bahut jyada acchi hai...
Main- matlab....
Dr- matlab ye ki inke sath ek chamatkaar ho gaya hai....
Main(hairani se )- kya..chamatkaar...main kuch samjha nahi doc....
Dr- ha ankit...main ise chamatkaar hi boluga...kyoki aaj wo hua jo medical science ke liye bhi itna aasaan nahi hota...asal me namumkin hi hota hai....
Main- dekho doctor...aap us bhasha me samjhaaye jisme mujhe samjh aa sake....plzz
Dr- oh...sorry...asal me aaj tumhari maa coma se baahar aa chuki hai....
Main(chounk kar)- what...ye..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...maa coma se baahar...to...to kya...matlab maa thee ho gai....wo pahle ki tarah ho gai....matlab wo mujhe....ohh god...maa theek ho gai...thanks..thankyou doctor...thank you very-very much....
Dr- nahi ankit...isme maine kuch bhi nahi kiya...ye sab to bhagwaan ki leela hai...usi ne ek haadse me inko coma me daal diya tha...aur aaj usi ne ek aur haadsa kar ke inhe theek kar diya....
Main(khushi se)- tokya ab pahle jaise ho jaygi...mujhse baat karegi....
Dr- beshak...ye ab puri tarah normal hai...bas thodi si saaririk kamjori hai...aur haa..ek baat aur...inka dimaag abhi bhi koi shock nhi jhel payga...saayad use majboot hone me waqt lagega...to aisa kuch bhi na hone paaye jisse inhe shock lage...jaise ki tumhare dad ki baat....
Main - ji doctor...main samjh gaya...main iska pura khyaal rakhuga....waise chutti kab tak milegi.....
Dr- bas aaj raat ki baat hai....subah le ja sakte ho...ok...ab bahar chalo...inhe aaraam karne do....baad e mil lena....
Main - ji doc....
Aur fir main doctor ke sath baki sabke paas aa gaya......
Mami- ab kaisi hai didi....
Main- theek hai mami...waise aap kaha thi...
Renu- wo mami kuch jayada hi kamjor dil ki nikli...unka rone ruk hi nhi raha tha....to main thoda door le gai thi....ab theek hai...
Main- mami...aap bhi na...waise ab dhukh ka waqt gaya...doctor sir bol rahe hai ki mom ab pahle jaisi ho jaygi.....
Sab chounk kar - ""kya....""
Main- ha...doctor bol rahe hai ki mom coma se baahar aa chuki hai...bas kuch dino me puri tarah theek ho jaygi....
Mami- ye to sach me badi khushi ki baat hai lalla....
Manu- congratulation ankit....ab ja kar mere dil ko sukoon mila....
Main- hmm...mujhe bhi...par haa...ek baat yaad rakhna....mom ko kisi bhi tarah ki paresaani wali baaton se door hi rakhna....unhe koi bhi sadma nhi lagna chahiye...samjhe sab...
Renu- hmm...main parul ko bhi samjha dugi....
Main- ha..waise ye parul hai kaha...
Renu- apni saheli ke sath....aur kaha.....aaj kal udi ke sath hoti hai jyadatar....
Main- hmm...dekhta hu...accha...ab tum log mom ka khyaal rakho...main aata hu...
Manu- par abhi tum ja kaha rahe ho....
Main- mandir....kyoki aaj main bahut khush hu....isliye bhagwan ko dhanyabaad karna jaroori hai...aakhir ye sab kiya to unhi ne hai....apni khushi ko unke sath baant kar aata hu....
Renu(mere gale lag kar)- oh bhai....i m very happy bhai....tere sath kuch to accha hua....
Main- ha di....saayad kismat humra accha waqt louta rahi hai.....chalo aata hu...
Aur main waha se nikal gaya......
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Hotel Dilkas me.......Next day.......
Yaha DJ kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....
(Call Par)
DJ - kya bola wo....accha waqt....aaahahahaha.....us saale ko kya pata ki uske acche waqt ka kota to kab ka pura ho chuka hai...ab to sirf bura hi bura waqt baki hai....
Saamne- wo to hai...par uske waqt ko aur bura karne ke liye hume saabdhaani se kaam karna hoga.....
DJ - to tu kya samjhti hai...ki main chupchap baitha hu....mere aankh-kaan aur dimaag...sab khule huye hai....bas intzaar hai to us raaj ka....jo hume khajane ki chaabi batayga.....
Saamne- par wo batayga koun....uske baare me to alka hi janti hai....
DJ - janta hu....tabhi to samjh me nhi aa raha ki ye sali chaabi ka raaj kaise pata karu...kyoki alka to kuch batane laayak na rahi....
Saamne- nhi....matlab...wo theek ho rahi hai....ab wo saayad batane laayak ho gai hai...
DJ - to tu kya kar rahi hai.....ja uske paas aur puch usse.....
Saamne- abhi nhi....thoda ruk jao.....abhi sona hai........main mouka milte hi baat karti hu...ok...chalo ab rakhti hu...yaha bahut bheed hai....bye...
DJ - ok...apna khyaal rakhna....bye.....
Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki waise hi use S ki aawaaz aai....
S - to alka hosh me aa gai......
DJ (chounk kar)- kya...ohh..tum...haa.....aa gai....
S - tab to tumhara kaam aasaan ho gaya.....hai na....
DJ - haa...par main kisi bhi kaam ko aasaan nhi manta.....mere liye har kaam muskil hi hota hai....aur isi wajah se main har kaam ke liye apni puri taaqat laga deta hu....ab wo taqat chahe hatho ki ho ya fimaag ki....samjhe...
S - samjha....matlab abhi bhi shaq hai...
DJ - saayad..khair wo chhodo....main dekh luga....tum batao...kuch kaam tha...
S - haa....wo tumne bola tha na ki sharabi ke paas jana hai....to niklu main....
DJ - par tumhe akele thode jana hai....anu sath me jaygi.....par ye rah kaha gai.....
Anu(gate khol kar)- yaha hu....puri tarah se taiyaar.....
DJ - hmm....tum to aaj fir bijliyan gira rahi ho....wo sharabi to nashe me dhutt ho jayga.....
Anu- wahi to karna hai....waise bhi kal to kuch ho nhi paya.....
DJ - haa...wo S ne bataya....wo kal kahi busy tha.....
Anu- par aaj to milega na....ok...hume nikalna chahiye....kyoki mujhe ghar bhi pahuchna hai.....ok
DJ - hmm...tum apne kaam aur waqt ki pakki ho....ok....salman tum ise le jao....kal to tum log kkhali lout aaye the....par aaj ye apna kaam chalu karegi.....ok
S - kaam....huh...kapde nikaal kar letna hi to hai....
Anu(gusse se)- main jo chahe wo karu....aapko kya paresaani hai....
S (ghoor kar)- mujhe kya paresaani....jao aur let jao....mujhe kya...aur ye taav kisi aur ko dikhana..mujhe nhi...samjhi na....
DJ - bas.....apne- apne gusse ko thanda karo....aur kaam par lago.....kyoki agar shrabi ka kaam nhi hua to hume sab bhoolna hoga...to ab jao....aur ho sake to apna aapsi masla baad me nipta lena...theek hai....chalo jao....
Aur fir S gusse se bahar nikal gaya aur anu bhi muh marod kar uske piche chal di....
DJ (peg bana kar)- shrabi bhai....sambhal kar....DJ ka waar hone wala hai....ho sake to bach kar dikha.....uuummmm...aaaahhh....
Mantri(andar aa kar)- kya aapne S ko apna plan bata diya hai....
DJ - nhi to....kyo....
Mantri- kuch nhi...maine abhi baaten suni thi.....to mujhe laga ki saayad.....
DJ - are ni....asal me maine use kuch aur hi patti padhai hai....
Mantri- accha...aur wo maan gaya....
DJ - hmm..kyoki maine use bola ki hime anu ki koi parwah nhi...hum sirf anu ke sahare sharabi se paise chukane ki mohlat badwana chahte hai....to agar anu use apne hushn ke jaal me fasa leti hai...to shrabi khush ho kar jyada waqt de dega.....
Mantri- bahut badiya....waise ankit ka kya hua....anu ko bhejna hai uske paas ya....
DJ - ha...bhejna to hai hi...kyoki ek wahi hai jo ankit ko raste se hata sakti hai.....aaj raat hi saale ka intzaam karta hu...bas meri jaan signal de de....tum peg to banao.....baaten to hoti hi rahegi....hmm..
Mantri(man me)- kaash sab kuch acche se nipat jaaye...nhi to mera barbaad hona to tay hai....
Ye sochte huye mantri peg banane laga...aur DJ bhi baith kar kuch sochne laga.......
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AKRAM KE GHAR.........
Akram jaise hi ghar me daakhil hua to joor-joor se mom-mom chilla kar apni nakli mom matlab najam ko bulane laga.......
Akram(ghar me aate hi)- mom....mom...kaha ho aap...mom...
Akram ki aawaaj sun kar hi najam chounk gai aur bgagto hui neeche hall me aa gai.....aur akram ko hairani se aisi dekhne lagi...jaise ki koi ajooba dekh rahi ho....
Najam(hairani se)- akram....beta...beta tu...tu theek to hai na...haa....
Akram(muskura kar)- ji mom....par aap mujhe dekh kar chounk kyo gai....kya mujhe dekh kar aap khush nhi ho...
Najam(aage bad kar)- ye kaiseli baat kar raha hai beta....main to itni khysh hu ki kya batau....par tujhe hua kya tha...matlab tujhe koun utha le gaya tha...aur fir tu unse bacha kaise....
Akram(gusse se)- mujhe sahi-sahi to nhi pata....par mujhe kudnap karane wala wahi hoga...wo kameena ankit.....main saale ko chhoduga nhi....
Najam- ha beta.....main bhi use is harqat ke liye kabhi maaf nhi karoogi...par ye to bata ki wo kameena tujhse chahta kya tha.....
Akram- nhi pata mom...asal me wo mere saamne aaya hi nhi.....
Najam- kya....matlab tune use dekha ho nhi...to fir tujhe kaise pata chala ki ye kaam ankit ka hai...
Akram- kyo waha jo log the...unhine mujgse wahi pucha jo ankit janna chahta tha.....
Najam- accha...aisa kya puch liya unhone...
Akram- wo puch rahe the ki main badal kaise gaya....mere sath kya hua....kyo main ankit se nafrat karne laga....kyo main usko dushman manne laga...kyo....???
Najam(feeki muskaan)- ye kya bakwas thi....aisa to kuch hua hi nhi...bewakoof.....waise tu waha se nikla kaise.....
Akram- main khud nhi nikla....balki unhone hi mujhe ye bol kar chhod diya ki main kisi kaam ka nhi....
Najam- acvha hua unhone tujhe kuch kiya nhi...main to tabse so bhi nhi pa rahi thi...maare paresaani ki mujhse to khana bhi nhi khaya gaya....mera baccha....
Ye bol kar najam ne akram ko gale laga liya aur akram ne bhi use baahon me kas liya....
Najam- aahhh..aaraam se beta....
Akram- nhi mom....ab aaraam nhi hota...aapke ye nikele nippal mere seene me chubh kar mujhe garam kar chuke hai...ab aaraam kaise karu....
Najam- ohh..to mere bete ko apni mom ke nippal chubhne lage....koi baat nhi...tu mom ko apna hathyaar chubha kar badla le lena....chal room me...waha nippal ko bhi maza chakha dena....
Akram(joir se kas kar)- ha mom...aaj to aise chubhauga ki pucho mat....waise chhoti mom aur ruby kaha hai...dikhaai nhi de rahi....
Najam- unki fikr chhodo...dono ghoomne gai hai...aur haa...teri ruhi ko kal bukhaar aa gaya tha...to usse jaroor mil lena....
Akram- ha mom..par is waqt mujhe ruhi ki nhi...balki aapki jaroorat hai....wo bhi abhi...yahi...isi waqt....
Ye bol kar akram ne najam ka chehra pakad kar use choomna suru kar diya aur najam bhi puri garam ho kar akram ko choomne lagi....
Aur kuch hi der me dono ke jishm pure nange ho kar sofe par guthe pade the.....
Najam- aahh..beta...ab der mat kar....daal de jaldi se....plz....daal de....
Akram- bolkul mom...main bhi aaj der nhi kar sakta....
Aur akram ne najam ki choot me lund daal kar chodna suru kar diya........
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Ankit ke Mama ke Gaon me.........
Pappu mama apni purani aawaaz karti bike se kheto ki med se ho kar jaldi me kahi ja rahe the.....
Ki tabhi unki najar ek khet me kaam karne wale majdoor par padi...to inhine bike ko uski taraf mod diya....aur bike ko stand laga kar bhaagte huye us majdoor ke paas pahuch gaye.....
Pappy- oye dharam...sun na....
Dharam(sir utha kar)- are pappu bhaiya....jai ram ji ki....
Papu- jai ram ji....jara idhar to aa....
Aur pappu , dharam ko baki majdooron se thodi door tak le aaye.....
Dharam- ka baat hai bhai......aap tanik ghabraye huye lag rahe ho...sab kusal to hai na....
Pappu- ha bhai....sab kusal-mangal hai....accha ye bata ki tune kabhi sarojini taai ko dekha hai....
Dharam- sarojini tai....are unhe gujre to jamana hui gawa....unhe kaha se dekhege....
Pappu(chounk kar)- kya....kab....kaise....
Dharam- are pappu bhai....aise kya chounk rahe ho.....ye baat ko to kai barash beet gaye...aur kaise bolu to...jara kaan laaiye....
Pappu- kaan...kyo...
Dharam- jara secretwa hai bhai....
Pappu(kan aage kar ke)- bol fir....
Dharam- sunne me aaya tha ki uske bhateeje ne hi uska kand kar diya tha.....par ye baat kabhi saabit nhi ho paai...aur uska bhatija bhi kisi ko na dikha tabse....isiliye aaj bhi sabko usi par shaq hai....
Pappu(matha peet kar)- hey bhagwan....ab kya hoga.....
Dharam- ab aapko ka hua....konau paresaani hai ka....
Pappu- are ha yaar...mujhe sarojini tai se jaroori baat karni thi....bahut hi khas....
Dharam- khas baat...pappu bhaiya...bura na mano to ek baat puchu ka...
Pappu- ha puch na...
Dharam- kya main jaan sakta hu ki aapka wo khas kaam kya hai..dekhiye gussa na hona....aap to jante hi hai ki meri aadat hi aisi hai.....
Pappu(muskura kar)- are ghabra mat...main kya...pura gaon janta hai ki tu baal ki khaal nikalne me maahir hai..theek hai sun...asal me sarojini tai ke paas meri alka didi ka kuch saamaan pada tha.....to bas usi ke baare me janna tha....
Dharam- kaisa saamaan bhaiya.....
Pappu(ghoor kar)- wo mujhe bhi nhi pata....milega to dekh lena....jo ab muskil hi hai...huh......
Dharam- waise aapke saamaan ka pata chal sakta hai bhaiya....par uske liye....
Aur dharam haste huye apni hatheliyan ghisne laga.....
Pappu(gusse se)- janta hu tujhe...tu bina paison ke na manega....haa...theek hai...paisa bhi milega...ab bata ki saamaan kaise milega....koun dega....wo to mar gai na....
Dharam(muskura kar)- wo to chal basi....par uski 2 betiyan to hai....
Pappu(chounk kar)- are haa...main to bhool hi gaya tha....uski 2 beti thi...par wo to saalon se na dikhi....suna tha ki mar gai...hai na.....
Dharam- haa...sunne me to yahi aaya tha.....par bahut kam logo ko ye khabar hai ki unki betiyan aaj bhi jinda hai....aur ek ***** sahar me aur dusri ***** sahar me rahti hai.....
Pappu ne jaise hi dusre sahar ka naam suna to wo buri tarah chounk gaya...kyoki dharam ne jo dusra sahar bataya tha...wo wahi sahar gha jaha ankit rahta hai.....
Pappu- kya bola tu....dusri beti kaha hai.....**** sahar me....haa...
Dharam- ha bhaiya...aur ye khabar bilkul pakki hai.....
Pappu- accha...to bata ki kaha rahti hai wo...aur uska naam kya hai...
Dharam- ye to na pata bhaiya ki kaha rahti hai...main thode kabhi sahar gaya hu....aur naam to mujhe wahi pata hai jo bachpan me bulate the....chunni aur munni....chunni **** sahar me aur munni **** sahar me....
Pappu(dheere se,)- to munni ankit ke hi sahar me rahti hai....par use dhooduga kaise.....pata nhi itne bade sahar me kaha rah rahi hogi....aur kis naam se rahti hogi...haat..
Dharam- ka hua bhaiya....kis soch me pad gaye.....
Pappu- kuch nhi....tu kisi aise insaan ko janta hai jo bata sake ki un bahno ka asli naam kya hai....aur wo kaha milegi.....soch jara.... mujhe bahut jaroori saamaan lena hai unse.....
Dharam- aisa insaan....are haa....ye to ek hi aadmi bata sakta hai....aapka purana wafadaar...jo sala paise le kar bhaag gawa tha ......are wahi jisne chandu ki chhori se jabarjasti ki thi...yaad aaya....wo kya naam tha uska....
Pappu(gusse se)- wo kameena....sala gaddaar....sarojini tai ka bhai...wahi na....
Dharam- ha wahi....use jaroor khabar hogi...kyoki suna hai ki un dono bahno ko us kameene ne hi pala tha...aur unke maze bhi liye the saale ne....
Pappu- sach bol raha hai....
Dharam- maai kasam bhaiya.....jo main jaanu..wahi bol raha hu.....
Pappu- to bata fir...ye kameena kaha milega.....
Dharam- paas ke sahar me hi hai....par ye nhi pata ki rahta ka hai...bas itna pata ki ek badi dukaan me kaam karta hai.,..waha se pata chal jayga......
Pappu- tu dukasn ka pata de...main dekh luga...
Dharam(hath malte huye)- bhaiya wo,....
Pappu(gusse se)- ha janta hu...ye le....baad me aur bhi duga.....
Ye bolte huye pappu ne kuch paise nikaal kar dharam ke hath me rakh diye aur usse dukaan ka pata le kar nikal gaya......
Jaise hi pappu ki bike ne khet paar kiya....waise hi dharam ne apni jeb se kisi ko call kar ke bata diya ki...pappu sarijini ki beti ko khojta hua sahar aa raha hai..,..
Dharam(phon rakh kar)- maaf karna pappu bhaiya....tumhare paison ka wajan kuch bhi nhi hai....par tumhari mout se mujhe kafi wajni rakam milegi....hey prabhu.,.....pappu bhaiya ki aatma ko shanti dena.....
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Riya ke ghar.......
Subah hote hi main doctor ke paas pahucha aur mom ko le kar sabke sath ghar aa gaya....aur thodi der baad ghar se nikal kar riya ke ghar pahuch gaya......
Waha sabnam, ruksana , sanju aur riya bhi akram ke ghar jane ke liye ready the.....
Main(gate khulte hi)- kya hua...sab ready hai na....
Sabnam- ha beta...chalo..aaj us kameeni ki band baja dete hai....
Main(muskura kar)- bilkul bakayge....but aap tab tak saamne nhi aaygi...jab tak main na kahu...air na hi aap (ruksana)......ok...
Sabnam- hmm..hum tabhi aayge...jab tum apna kaam khatm kar loge.......
Main- good...akram kaha hai...bulao use....
Sabnam- wo to nikal gaya....
Main(chounk kar)- kya....kaha nikla....kahi ghar to nhi gaya....
Sabnam- nhi...wo to bas ruhi se milne ka bol raha tha....
Main- nhi...wo pakka us najam ke paas hi gaya hoga...main jsnta hu use...wo....main jats hu...sanju...tum in logo ko le kar aao....paas me hi rahna...tsb tak main us paagal ko dekhts hu....bad koi gadbad na kar de....
Ye bol kar main waha se nikla aur akram ke ghar pahuchne tsk akram ko call karta raha.. par usne ek bhi baar mera call nhi liya....jisse meri tention aur gussa dono bad chuke the.....
Aur jaise hi main car se nikal kar akram ke ghar me ghusa to saamne akram aur najam dikh gaye....
Dono bas chudaai khatm kar ke kapde hi pahan rahe the....
Najam(mujhe dekhte hi)- teri himmat kaise hui yaha aane ki...dafa ho yaha se....
Akram- are mom...aa gaya to kya hua....ruko..main baat karta hu.....aap shant raho...
Najam- par beta...aise hi kisi ke ghar andar aa gaya.....dekh maine pure kapde bhi nhi pahne....aur tu muskura raha hai....
Akram- are mom....isme kya ho gaya.....aapko thoda hi nanga dekha na....par usme paresaan kya hona....wo to waise bhi aapko tareeke se baja chuka hai...dono taraf se....hai na...mommm...
Ye sun kar to najam ki hawa hi tight ho gai....wo samjh gai ki jaroor akram sach jaan chuka hai....saayad uske dimaag ko pahle ki tarah kiya ja chuka hai....
Najam(ghoor kar)- ye kaisi baat kar raha hai...koi apni mom se aisa bolta hai kya..haa..
Akram(khada ho kar)- ooppss...sahi kaha...koi apni mom se ue nhi bol sakta ki wo apne bete ke dost se kaise chudi....par ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai na....hai ki nhi...kyo ankit....
Yd bol kar akram mere paas aa gaya sur hum dono najam ko dekh kar hasne lage...
Ankit- sahi bola tu...ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai...kisi raah chalti randi par nhi...
Najam(khadi ho kar)- jawaan sambhaal kar baat kar ladke...tu mujhe abhi janta nhi hai.....
Main- sahi kaha....main sach me tumhe nhi janta....isliye to yaha aaya hu...taki tumhe acche se jaan saku......
Akram- haa...aur isi wajah se tum ab tak jinda khadi ho....taki hume bata sako ki tum ho koun...aur ye sab naatak kyo kar rahi ho...kis ke kahne par....samjhi...warna ab tak to hum tumhe thok chuke hote...
Najam(muskura kar)- ohh...to bacche ka dimaag sahi ho gaya...hmm..mujhe laga hi yha...khair....tum logo ke haav-bhaav aur baaten ye saaf bata rahi hai ki tum dono hi jaan gaye ho ki main akram ki mom nhi..balki ek bahurupiya hu....hai na.....
Main- wow....sach me....tumhare baare me jo jana tha....waisa hi paya....kamaal ka fimaag hai tumhara good...to ab kya....
Najam- ab kya....ab tum dono ki baari hai....jo bhi puchna chaho puch sakte ho.....main sach-sach bataugi....chalo ladko.....ab suru bhi ho jao.....
Akram(mujhe dekh kar)- ab kya karna hai.,...iske chehre par to dar ka nisaan bhi nhi....
Main(muskura kar)- wo baad me dekh lege...filhaal...ha to sab...oopps....najam...Dr.Najam Najma Samrat Singh......yahi hai na....
Najam(muskura kar)- hmm..bahut khoob.....kafi gajri jaankaari nikaali hai....sahi hai....
Main(jhuk kar)- thankyou....to batao doctor.....tum yaha kyo ho....wo bhi sabnam ke roop me....khair..ye to hum jante hai na...hai na akram....
Najam- tum jante ho...ohh..matlab mere bhai ne gaddari kar di.....
Main- ya saayad ek nek kaam...hmm...
Najam- ye to apna-apna najariya hai....to batao...kya jante ho tum mere baare me...fir main bataugi...jo bhi tum janna chaho....pakka...
Main- goid...i like ur attitute..ok...to suno....
Fir maine najam ko wahi baaten bata di jo ki maine pendrive me dekhi-suni thi...jise sun kar najam sirf muskurati rahi....
Najam- wah..bahut kuch bak gaya kameena..khair.. ye to tum samjh hi gaye hoge ki humari dushmani ki jad kya hai...tum ye bhi jaan gaye ki main sabnam kyo bani...aur tumhare dad ke piche kyo padi hu....right....
Main- right....par mera sawaal ye hai...ki tumne mujhe ab tak jinda kyo chhod rakha hai...i mean...tum chahti to mujhd kabhi bhi maar sakti thi.....yahi par...isi ghar me...ya us farmhouse me....haa....
Najam- bilkul....par maine jab-jab tumhe maarne ka socha...tab-tab sarfaraj ne mujhe rok liya...wo tumhe jinda rakhna chahta tha...aur uske sathi bhi.....to main un sabki khatir chup rahi....par aisa nhi hai ki.main bilkul chup rahi....kabhi-kabhi maine kosis bhi ki.....par afsoos....teri kismat acchi nikli......
Main- ohk....accha ye batao...jab tum itni khatarnaak thi to ab tak chup kyo baithi rahi...i know tum dimaag ghumane me bhi master ho...aur chehra banana to tumhare liye chutkiyon ki baat hai....fir kyo tum itni shant rahi...koi khas wajah.....
Najam- haa...wahah hai.. bahut badi wajah....asal me...main pahle sarfaraj aur apne bhaiyon ke isaare par kaam kar rahi thi...mera baap bhi mujhe chup rahme ko bola tha.. aur mujh par kuch jimmedari bhi thi...jise mujhe bakhoobi nibhana tha....aur sabse khas baat..main akash ko pana chahti thi.....aur us waqt is kaam me mera sath dene wala koi nhi tha.....par jab mera sathi bapis aaya....to main befikar ho gai...aur fir maine apni marji ka khel khela....aur jo bhi mere raste me aaya....use mita diya...bhale hi wonmera soutela bhai hi kyo na ho....samjhe.....
Main- samjha...sab samjha....par agar tum mere dad ko haasil karna chahti thi...to fir unhe mara kyo.....haa...kya mila tumhe....
Najam(joir se)- nhi...use maine nhi mara....ulta maind to use bachane ko aadmi bhi bheje the....par meri khushi ko mere sathi ne hi najar laga di...maar dala mere akash ko...maar dala...
Main- chup karo...mere dad sirf meri mom ke hai...aur kisi ke nhi.....unka naam bhi mat lena...samjhi....
Najam(muh ghoor kar)- teri mom..alja..gaa..wahi to saare fasaad ki jad hai.....na wo hoti...na akadh mujhse door hota...aur na hi tu is duniya me aata...aur na hi aaj me akadh ko khoti,...ye sab us kameeni....
Main(chilla kar)- bas....bas kar ja....meri maa ke liye ek sabd bhi galat nikala na...to..
Najam(muskura kar)- to kya...kya karega tu....bhool mat ki main koun hu....main jo chahu wo kar sakti hu...aur tu mujhe rokne ke liye bahut kamjoor se....samjha...
Akram- abe itni bakwas kya kar raha hai...chal saali ko baja daalte hai...
Ye bol kar akram aage bada to maine use rok liya....
Najam(muskura kar)- lagke ka purana dimaag lout hi aaya...wahi josh..wahi garmi.....khair...ye to main dekhte hi samjh gai thi ki tu theek ho gaya ladke...aur baki ka teri chudaai ne clear kar diya tha....uummm..chodta accha hai...par afsoos....khud ke pair me hi kulhadi maar li...
Akram- iski to...
Main- nhi...ruk ja....waise najam...tumne akram ka dimaag kaise palta tha..
Najam- kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe bhi seekhna hai kya...khair.....asal me is kaam me meri madad mere 2 doston ne ki thi...waise mujhe bhi ye aata hai...par main isme expert nhi....to maine doston ko bulaya tha....fir bas...ise behosh kiya aur iske mind ki memory ke ek block ko clear kar diya....aur jab ye hosh me aane laga to ise hipnotize karke iske dimaag me wahi sab bhar diya...jo main chahti thi...
Main- to tum sirf akram ko mera dushman banana chahti thi...haa..
Najam- bilkul.....par uske pahle maine ruhi ki madad se akram ko wo tarnmeeter wala kada bhi pahnaya tha....taki ye bina jane hi tumhari saari chaal mujh tak pahucha sake...par tum hoshiyaar nikle...aur fir main iske dimaag ko badalne par majboor ho gai...kyoki main janti thi...ki tum tak jane ke raste me mujhe akram jaroor milega....
Main- bahut acche.....medical scince bhi kitni tarakki kar gaya na...soch hi badal deta hai...good...par kuch log iska galat istemaal kar ke pura samaaj hi kharaab kar dete hai...aise logo ke baare me kya khyaal hai...
Najam- jo dimaag rakhte hai wo sirf uska istemaal karte hai..accha-bura sochna to sirf kamjoro ka kaam hai...
Main- haa...sur yahi galatfahmi un dinaagwalo ko haivaan bana deti hai..aur fir unka anjasm mout par khatm hota hai...
Najam- huh...mout....mout se darne wale hum to nhi.....haa...tumhe darna chahiye...kyoki mout kabhi bhi dastak de sakti hai...jaise ki mere ek isaare par is akram ki asli mom sabnam....aur iski saasu maa ruksana ki mout....bolo to ek demo dikhau....
Main- demo...ok....main dekhna pasand karuga...dikhao fir...
Mere kahte hi sabnam ne mobile on kiya aur mijhe vedio dikhane lagi...jisme sabnam aur ruksana kursiyon par bandhi thi...aur sarad unhe paresaan kar raha tha.....
Najam(has kar)- oh ho...ye mera chhotu bhi na....aourat dekhi nhi ki masti suru...bada badmaas hai...dekho akram...tumhari maa aur saasu maa ke kaise maze le raha hai...dekho....
Main(phon nikaal kar)- ek minute ruko...fir dekhte hai....
Aur maine mobile se ek msg kiya aur kuch hi palon me gate se ek aawaaz aai....jise sun kar najam ne gate ki taraf dekha aur hairaani se uski aankhe badi ho gai.....aur chehre ki hasi ek pal me chhu ho gai......
Najam- nhi.....ye nhi ho sakta.....nhiii.....
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DOOR SAHAR ME.......
Pappu gaon se seedha sahar ja pahucha aur dhyaanchand ko doondta hua ek ghar me pahuch gaya....
Waha pappu ne dekha ki saamne ek bujurg aadmi baitha hua hai....par uska chehra dusri taraf tha .
Pappu(man me)- lagta hai yahi hai wo....paas se dekjta hu.....
Ye soch kar pappu aage bada....par tabhi use piche se gate band hone ki aawaaz aai...
Aur jaise hi pappu ne palat ke dekha to uske sir par ek lohe ki rod se hamla hua.....jisse pappu us bujurg aadmi ki taraf ja kar gir gaya....
Pappu is hamle se jab tak sambhalta....tab tak wo aadmi uth kar pappu ke saamne aa khada hua......
Pappu(sir utha kar)- ttt..tum....tum zinja ho.....
""HA BITUA....ABHI HUM ZINDA HAI....AAAHHAHAHAHAHA......""
Aur pappu ki baat sun kar us aadmi ne joordaar thahaka maarna suru kar diya......
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