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लड़की- झूठ बोलने की कोशिश मत करना वरना मैं पकड़ लुंगी।.लड़का- wao .... तब तो मैं रोज झूठ बोलूंगा और तुम रोज पकड़ोगी।लड़की- मादरचोद.... मैंने कहा मैं तेरा झूठ पकड़ लुंगी।। कमीना....
Ladki Bus Stop Par Whisper Ka Packet Lekar Khadi Thi, Bhikari: Kuch De Do,
Ladki : Kuch Nahi H,
Bikhari: Ye Bread Ka Packet Hi De Do, Ladki: Kal Aana Sauce Laga Kar Dungi.
Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola: Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai? Biwi, Dabi Si Awaaz Mein: Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho Toh Nazar Aaye Na...
Adalat Mein Ek Pathan Miya Biwi Ke Divorce Ka Case Aaya, Patni Ne Rote Hue Judge Ko Kaha: Judge Sahab, Mera Pati Sirf Mere Pichhe Se Hi Sex Karta Hai.
Ab Kyunki Judge Bhi Pathan Thha, Ye Sun Kar Badi Hairani Se Bola: Achcha, Isske Alava Bhi Koi Aur Jagha Hoti Hai Kya?
AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP
1st day = Date
2nd day = Hug
3rd day = Hug again
4th day = Kiss
5th day = Long kiss
6th day = Sex
INDIAN RELATIONSHIP
1st day = Chicken Slice & Coca Cola
2nd day = Chicken & bread
3rd day = Pizza Inn
4th day = Agree
5th day = Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed...
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed...
9th day = Kiss
10th day = Long kiss
11th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
14th day = marriage proposal
17th day=sex
18th day=sex
........till 24th day=sex
25th day=RAPE CASE
Ek Pathan Ki Gxand Mein Dard Ho Raha Tha Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya… Doctor: “Meri Gxand Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Doctor: “Theek Hai Main Teri Gxand Mein Haath Ghusaata Hu, Batana Dard Kahan Ho Raha Hai”
Pathan: “Haan Andar Aur Andar Aur Aur Andar, Aur Haan Bas Yahi Pe Ho Raha Hain” Doctor: “Saale Gandu Tere Gale Mein Tonsil Hain“