Incest SAAND

[aka3829]

Bahut hi jabardast update diya he bhai. Pehle to un charo ki thukhayi mast hui aur fir un charo ladkiyon ko khandhar me lejake unka kalyan karwa diya. Ye raghu kabhi nahi sudhare ga. Beech sadak me hi chalu ho gya. Damimi to gayi saand ke khate me. Ab vidhayak le karega.
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[Yellow Flash]

Nice

 

[Raja chouhan]

Chodu gang ne ate hi raid kardi

 

[Raja thakur]

Fantastic updates

 

[Sunil Ek Musafir]

SAAND
UPDATE- 131
Chodu Gang Special....​

Apni aadat se majbur ho kar amtul se nahi raha gaya to usne ek ladki jo ki chair par baithne ke liye jhuki hi thi, ki uski gadrayi gaand par jor se chimti kaat li…iss par vo ladki aur uske sath baithe kuch ladke bhadak gaye…uss ladki ne thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya vaise hi amtul ne uska hath pakad liya..

Amtul—“Jyada Guroor Na Kar, Dikha Ke Apna Make-up Wala Thobda….Hamko Pata Hai, Kis Kadar Rounda Ja Chuka Hai Tera Bhosda.”

Jisse vo ladke gussa ho kar amtul ko maarne ke liye uth khade huye….

Raj—Jaha ho, vahi ruk jao….”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Unko uthte dekh chodu gang bhi khadi ho gayi unke samne..

Ab aage……..

Ek ladka (mujhe dekh)—yaar, ye to vahi police wala hai jisne under taker ko fight me haraya tha..

Dusra ladka (jor se)—police wala hai to kya hua….jhaant ukhad lega…? Shayad ye janta nahi ki main vidhayak baldev ka beta hu..

Mujhe dekh kar vo ladke darne ki jagah madarchod akadne lag gaye….inki maa ko chodu, ye dekh kar apna bheja fry ho gaya..unme se ek uss vidhayak ka beta bhi tha jo jyada akad raha tha.

Iron—chataakkk….bhosdike…..teri aur tere vidhayak baap ki gaand me bomb laga ke phod dunga…

Dusra ladka (nirmal)—saale…mujh par hath uthaya….teri to….

Uss vidhayak ke bete nirmal ne iron ko maarne ke liye jeb se pistol nikal liya lekin vo fire karta ki usse pahle hi siraj ne uske hath me ek chair utha kar patak diya jisse pistol hath se chhitak kar door ja giri…vo dubara uthane ke liye lapka magar tab tak raghuhalkal ne uske pair me apni taang fasakar use niche gira diya…vo uthne ko hua ki iron aur raghuhalkal dono ne usko dhar dabocha aur peetna shuru kar diya.

Raghuhalkal—chataaakkkk…..jhaantu…koun sa vidhayak….kaha ka vidhayak…? Baklol tujhe itna bhi pata nahi ki state me rastrapati shasan chal raha hai….choochi daba ke..

Ye dekh kar uske teeno sathi iron aur raghuhalkal ki taraf badhe lekin unke paas tak pahuchne se pahle hi jitu, siraj aur deshraj ne unko bajana start kar diya….jabki amtul ne abhi bhi uss ladki ka hath pakad rakha tha.

Ladki (gusse me)—chhodo mujhe….tum logo ko sharam nahi aati..police wale ho kar aisi ghatiya harkat karte huye…? Tum sab ki vardi do minute me utarwa dungi..samjhe…

Amtul—hihihihihihi…..Hum Police Wale Jara, Duje Kism Ke Hain…..samjhi panchali..

Ladki—what do you mean...panchali... ?

Amtul—paanch paanch patiyo wali….panchali..hihihi

Ladki (chilla kar)—shut up....mera naam panchali nahi hai…aur na hi mera koi pati hai…

Amtul—to hum paancho koun hain….hum paancho tere pati hi to hain….panchali…hihihihihi

Ladki—tum sab ye theek nahi kar rahe ho…? Bahut pachtaoge sab ke sab

Amtul—hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain….ye chodu gang ki police hai, pachtane ka kaam to tumhara hai panchali..

Chodu gang ne unn charo ko peet peet kar adhmara kar diya….maine aage ja kar unko chhudaya nahi to charo ka yahi kriya karm ho jana nishchit tha.

Jitu—daal do inn charo haramiyo ko gadi me…abhi inki hawalat me band kar ke thukayi karenge…

Amtul—arey nahi yaar…unn saalo ko chhod do aur inn char saaliyo ko pakad lo…sara kasoor to inka hi hai….(uss ladki ki gaand me thappad maar kar)…chattt……chattt….dekho….ye Sali apni itni badi badi gaand aur bade bade chooche dikha kar hum jaise bhole bhaale honhar ladko ka lund khada kar ke bigad deti hain….asli mujrim to yahi hain…isliye main to kahta hu ki inn charo ko le chalo hawalat me….(doodh daba kar)…chal panchali…

Ladki—aaaaahhhhh…..ye kya badatmizi hai….

Amtul—hihihihihi….hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain..

Siraj (nirmal ko pakad ke)—sun be gaandu…ab aage se kabhi vidhayak..vidhayak nahi karna….ab amilpur me sirf chodu gang ka raaz chalega….apne baap ko bhi bata dena….

Raghuhalkal—bilkul sahi kaha amtul bhai tumne…choochi daba ke……chalo re sab ki sab….Inki to ho gayi achchi khasi thukayi, Ab tum charo ki hawalat me hogi jam kar chudayi…..daba ke doodh piyenge inka ras, aur tumhe milegi hamari malayi.

Dusri ladki (dhire se)—mujhe chhod dijiye….jail mat le jaiye..pls…meri shadi hone wali hai…

Raghuhalkal (dhire se)—tu jail jane se bachna chahti hai…? Main sab theek kar sakta hu..choochi daba ke..

Dusri ladki—hmmmm

Raghuhalkal—aa ja bahar....main kuch karta hu..tere liye..choochi daba ke....chal aa ja

Raghuhalkal uss ladki ko le kar dhabe ke bahar aa gaya aur usse kuch baat karne ke baad idhar udhar dekh kar usko le ke vaha khade ek truck ke niche ghus gaya aur niche lita kar uski salwar khiska ke chodne laga....jabki hum sab nasta karne me lag gaye....unn teen ladkiyo ko amtul ne hathkadi laga di thi....vo charo ladke maar khane ke baad ab tak vahi pade huye the....maine hospital me ambulance ke liye call kar diya tha.

Raj—ye raghuhalkal kaha gaya.... ? kafi der se gayab hai...

Jitu—aur ek ladki bhi kam hai..

Siraj—main dekhta hu..

Siraj bahar nikal kar aaya aur idhar udhar nazar ghumane ke baad vaha raghuhalkal uss ladki ko chodte huye dikh gaya.. ye dekh usne apna sir pakad liya aur hame bhi dekhne ko bula liya.

Siraj—abe kya kar raha hai.... ?

Raghuhalkal—abe dekh nahi raha ki bhai ka truck kharab ho gaya tha to usko theek kar raha hu...

Siraj—abe pagal...truck ko yaha se gaye huye aadha ghanta ho chuka hai..

Raghuhalkal (chounk kar dekhte huye)—kyaaaaa....truck chala gaya.... ?

Raghuhalkal ne shocked ho kar apne charo taraf dekha to khud ko beech road me uss ladki ko chodte huye paya...truck to kab ka ja chuka tha....vo ladki apni ankhe band ki huyi chudwane me magan thi... dhabe ke kayi log bahar nikal kar unko hi dekh rahe the...sab ko aise ghurte dekh vo dono jaldi se khade huye.

Raghuhalkal—hihihihi....ye to balandar mistake ho gaya..yaar...choochi daba ke (bheed ko dekh)..ye..tum log kya dekh rahe ho ankhe phad phad ke…tumhare ghar me maa bahan nahi hain kya….?

Sab ke sab turant vaha se bhag khade huye aur hum sab uski harkat par hasne lage...phir chodu gang ne unn charo ladkiyo ko apni gadi me bithaya aur vaha se aage chal diye....maine ambulance aane tak vahi ruka uske baad main bhi nikal gaya.

Amilpur pahuch kar sabse pahle main damini tiwari ke area thane me gaya...mujhe vaha dekh kar damini chounk gayi. Sath me sabhi hawaldar bhi…damini ne khade ho kar salute kiya….mujhe uske chehre par tension saaf dikhayi de rahi thi.

Damini—good morning sir.

Raj—kaho damini kaisi ho…?

Damini—theek hu sir

Raj—baith jao….itni udas kyo ho….?

Damini—nahi to..

Raj—chinta mat karo….maine uss vidhayak ke liye ek team bana di hai…vo usko handle kar legi..tum tension mat lo..

Damini—thank you sir

Raj—abhi kaha rah rahi ho….?

Damini—vo..aapke govt. bunglow par…..(mann me)..lagta hai ki ye bhi aaj se vahi rahega, to meri izzat ka kya hoga... ? pahle hi uss vidhayak se pareshan thi ab ye ek aur nayi musibat….

Raj—dekho khul kar batao mujhe apni problem…maine suna hai ki vo tumhe ab bhi pareshan karta hai …? Kahi kuch kiya to nahi na uss madarchod ne tumhe….? Warna, uski maa ko chodu..saale ki gaand phad dalunga aaj hi…

Damini—yes sir,…no sir….sirf pareshan karta hai

Raj—dekho damini, tum mujhe apna dost samajh sakti ho….darne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…akhir hame ek hi chhat ke niche ek sath hi to sona hai…

Damini (chounk kar)—kyaaaa….?

Raj—arey mera vo matlab nahi tha..sidhi baat hai ki tum agar mere bunglow me rahogi to koi kuch nahi kahega..sab darr kar rahenge tumse…samjhi ki nahi…?

Damini—yes sir, (mann me)..samajh gayi…ye avinash sir ne to mujhe ragadne ka poora jaal bichha rakha hai..

Raj—do teen din me sab theek ho jayega…(mann me, lund sahlate huye)—mast maal hai ye damini bhi…isko bhi jaldi hi chodna padega.. Chudegi ye damini bhi chudegi….Saand ke lund se kab tak bachegi…

Damini (mann me)—ye saand to dekho kaise besharmi se mere hi samne sahla raha hai apna…uss vidhayak se to ab tak kaise bhi kar ke bachi huyi hu magar isse kaise bachungi…?

Raj—damini, tum uss vidhayak ke naam ka warrant nikalo, main sign karta hu….(mann me)…par ye log kaha rah gaye… mujhse pahle nikle the magar ab tak pahuche nahi….?

Damini—yes sir,

Damini ne warrant bana diya to maine sign kar ke usko de diya….ek ghante baad chodu gang bhi vaha pahuch gayi lekin unke sath ab vo ladkiya nahi thi.

Raj (dhire se)—tum log ladkiyo ko bhi to arrest kar ke laye the na sath me...vo kaha hain…. ?

Siraj (dhire se)—yaar vo kya tha na…ki hamne unn ladkiyo ko ek khandahar me le ja kar pel paal ke chhod diya..sab ki sab badi hi sharif ladkiya thi bechari…..jail jane ke naam se hi darr kar charo ne apni apni bur de di hame chodne ko…phir jail jane se unn sab ki badnami bhi to ho sakti thi…unki shadi kaise hoti phir….? Unki halat par hame daya aa gayi to hamne charo ko do do baar chodne ke baad chhod diya….

Amtul—haan yaar, bahut maza aaya…wah bhai, yaha bhi ladkiya hai police wali…maza ayega aur bhi…

Raj—chalo koi baat nahi...aao tumhe damini se mila du...aur dhyan rahe ye tum sab ki bhabhi hai….isko aur sp ki family ko kuch mat karna ….baki yaha jisko chaho chodo patak patak ke….magar pyar se…rape nahi karna kisi ka bhi…

Raghuhalkal—samajh gaye…sab samajh gaye…choochi daba ke….chinta mat karo…

Raj—damini, inse milo....ye sab special police force hai...

Damini (shocked)—kyaaa....ye koun si police hoti hai... ?

Amtul—hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain bhabhi ji…

Damini—what..! bhabhi ji….?

Siraj—abhi abhi sp sahab ne bataya ki aap hum sab ki bhabhi hain…

Damini—kyaaa….? Ye kya badatmizi hai, sir…?

Raj—(mann me)..saalo ne marwa diya…

Raj—arey damini, gussa nahi karte..cool down...ye sab to abhi doodh pine wale bhole bhaale ladke hain.. inka baat ka bhala kya bura manna.....bhabhi to bahut samman ka shabd hota hai...

Damini (mann me)—jaise aap ho vaise hi apki ye chodu team hai...sab ke sab ek hi thaili ke chatte batte hain…

Raj—chalo baitho yaha...main plan samjhata hu ki aage kya aur kaise karna hai.... ?

Maine unhe sab plan samjha kar vaha se mama ke ghar jane ke liye nikal gaya.. udhar vo vidhayak (surendra gaharwar) ko jaise hi apne bete ke baare me pata chala ki vo hospital me bharti hai to vah aag babula ho kar hospital pahuch gaya apne kuch admiyo ke sath.

Doctor—sir, kisi ne bahut mara hai nirmal ji ko aur unke dosto ko bhi...poora gaal sooja hua hai

Surendra (gusse me)—kisne mere bete par hath utha kar apni mout ko dawat di hai... ? main uske poore khandan ko dafna dunga.....(apne admiyo se)...jao pata lagao ki ye kis ka kaam hai... ?

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Nice update....

 

[Sunil Ek Musafir]

Waiting for Damini ki Chudayi.....

 

[Sanju]

Nice update bhai ab maza Ayega action dekhne me aur damini ko to bhabi hii bana diya kiya irada hai dekhte hai aage

 

[Aj1980]

बहुत ही खूबसूरत अपडेट भाई

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[Tony stark]

SAAND
UPDATE- 131
Chodu Gang Special....​

Apni aadat se majbur ho kar amtul se nahi raha gaya to usne ek ladki jo ki chair par baithne ke liye jhuki hi thi, ki uski gadrayi gaand par jor se chimti kaat li…iss par vo ladki aur uske sath baithe kuch ladke bhadak gaye…uss ladki ne thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya vaise hi amtul ne uska hath pakad liya..

Amtul—“Jyada Guroor Na Kar, Dikha Ke Apna Make-up Wala Thobda….Hamko Pata Hai, Kis Kadar Rounda Ja Chuka Hai Tera Bhosda.”

Jisse vo ladke gussa ho kar amtul ko maarne ke liye uth khade huye….

Raj—Jaha ho, vahi ruk jao….”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Unko uthte dekh chodu gang bhi khadi ho gayi unke samne..

Ab aage……..

Ek ladka (mujhe dekh)—yaar, ye to vahi police wala hai jisne under taker ko fight me haraya tha..

Dusra ladka (jor se)—police wala hai to kya hua….jhaant ukhad lega…? Shayad ye janta nahi ki main vidhayak baldev ka beta hu..

Mujhe dekh kar vo ladke darne ki jagah madarchod akadne lag gaye….inki maa ko chodu, ye dekh kar apna bheja fry ho gaya..unme se ek uss vidhayak ka beta bhi tha jo jyada akad raha tha.

Iron—chataakkk….bhosdike…..teri aur tere vidhayak baap ki gaand me bomb laga ke phod dunga…

Dusra ladka (nirmal)—saale…mujh par hath uthaya….teri to….

Uss vidhayak ke bete nirmal ne iron ko maarne ke liye jeb se pistol nikal liya lekin vo fire karta ki usse pahle hi siraj ne uske hath me ek chair utha kar patak diya jisse pistol hath se chhitak kar door ja giri…vo dubara uthane ke liye lapka magar tab tak raghuhalkal ne uske pair me apni taang fasakar use niche gira diya…vo uthne ko hua ki iron aur raghuhalkal dono ne usko dhar dabocha aur peetna shuru kar diya.

Raghuhalkal—chataaakkkk…..jhaantu…koun sa vidhayak….kaha ka vidhayak…? Baklol tujhe itna bhi pata nahi ki state me rastrapati shasan chal raha hai….choochi daba ke..

Ye dekh kar uske teeno sathi iron aur raghuhalkal ki taraf badhe lekin unke paas tak pahuchne se pahle hi jitu, siraj aur deshraj ne unko bajana start kar diya….jabki amtul ne abhi bhi uss ladki ka hath pakad rakha tha.

Ladki (gusse me)—chhodo mujhe….tum logo ko sharam nahi aati..police wale ho kar aisi ghatiya harkat karte huye…? Tum sab ki vardi do minute me utarwa dungi..samjhe…

Amtul—hihihihihihi…..Hum Police Wale Jara, Duje Kism Ke Hain…..samjhi panchali..

Ladki—what do you mean...panchali... ?

Amtul—paanch paanch patiyo wali….panchali..hihihi

Ladki (chilla kar)—shut up....mera naam panchali nahi hai…aur na hi mera koi pati hai…

Amtul—to hum paancho koun hain….hum paancho tere pati hi to hain….panchali…hihihihihi

Ladki—tum sab ye theek nahi kar rahe ho…? Bahut pachtaoge sab ke sab

Amtul—hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain….ye chodu gang ki police hai, pachtane ka kaam to tumhara hai panchali..

Chodu gang ne unn charo ko peet peet kar adhmara kar diya….maine aage ja kar unko chhudaya nahi to charo ka yahi kriya karm ho jana nishchit tha.

Jitu—daal do inn charo haramiyo ko gadi me…abhi inki hawalat me band kar ke thukayi karenge…

Amtul—arey nahi yaar…unn saalo ko chhod do aur inn char saaliyo ko pakad lo…sara kasoor to inka hi hai….(uss ladki ki gaand me thappad maar kar)…chattt……chattt….dekho….ye Sali apni itni badi badi gaand aur bade bade chooche dikha kar hum jaise bhole bhaale honhar ladko ka lund khada kar ke bigad deti hain….asli mujrim to yahi hain…isliye main to kahta hu ki inn charo ko le chalo hawalat me….(doodh daba kar)…chal panchali…

Ladki—aaaaahhhhh…..ye kya badatmizi hai….

Amtul—hihihihihi….hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain..

Siraj (nirmal ko pakad ke)—sun be gaandu…ab aage se kabhi vidhayak..vidhayak nahi karna….ab amilpur me sirf chodu gang ka raaz chalega….apne baap ko bhi bata dena….

Raghuhalkal—bilkul sahi kaha amtul bhai tumne…choochi daba ke……chalo re sab ki sab….Inki to ho gayi achchi khasi thukayi, Ab tum charo ki hawalat me hogi jam kar chudayi…..daba ke doodh piyenge inka ras, aur tumhe milegi hamari malayi.

Dusri ladki (dhire se)—mujhe chhod dijiye….jail mat le jaiye..pls…meri shadi hone wali hai…

Raghuhalkal (dhire se)—tu jail jane se bachna chahti hai…? Main sab theek kar sakta hu..choochi daba ke..

Dusri ladki—hmmmm

Raghuhalkal—aa ja bahar....main kuch karta hu..tere liye..choochi daba ke....chal aa ja

Raghuhalkal uss ladki ko le kar dhabe ke bahar aa gaya aur usse kuch baat karne ke baad idhar udhar dekh kar usko le ke vaha khade ek truck ke niche ghus gaya aur niche lita kar uski salwar khiska ke chodne laga....jabki hum sab nasta karne me lag gaye....unn teen ladkiyo ko amtul ne hathkadi laga di thi....vo charo ladke maar khane ke baad ab tak vahi pade huye the....maine hospital me ambulance ke liye call kar diya tha.

Raj—ye raghuhalkal kaha gaya.... ? kafi der se gayab hai...

Jitu—aur ek ladki bhi kam hai..

Siraj—main dekhta hu..

Siraj bahar nikal kar aaya aur idhar udhar nazar ghumane ke baad vaha raghuhalkal uss ladki ko chodte huye dikh gaya.. ye dekh usne apna sir pakad liya aur hame bhi dekhne ko bula liya.

Siraj—abe kya kar raha hai.... ?

Raghuhalkal—abe dekh nahi raha ki bhai ka truck kharab ho gaya tha to usko theek kar raha hu...

Siraj—abe pagal...truck ko yaha se gaye huye aadha ghanta ho chuka hai..

Raghuhalkal (chounk kar dekhte huye)—kyaaaaa....truck chala gaya.... ?

Raghuhalkal ne shocked ho kar apne charo taraf dekha to khud ko beech road me uss ladki ko chodte huye paya...truck to kab ka ja chuka tha....vo ladki apni ankhe band ki huyi chudwane me magan thi... dhabe ke kayi log bahar nikal kar unko hi dekh rahe the...sab ko aise ghurte dekh vo dono jaldi se khade huye.

Raghuhalkal—hihihihi....ye to balandar mistake ho gaya..yaar...choochi daba ke (bheed ko dekh)..ye..tum log kya dekh rahe ho ankhe phad phad ke…tumhare ghar me maa bahan nahi hain kya….?

Sab ke sab turant vaha se bhag khade huye aur hum sab uski harkat par hasne lage...phir chodu gang ne unn charo ladkiyo ko apni gadi me bithaya aur vaha se aage chal diye....maine ambulance aane tak vahi ruka uske baad main bhi nikal gaya.

Amilpur pahuch kar sabse pahle main damini tiwari ke area thane me gaya...mujhe vaha dekh kar damini chounk gayi. Sath me sabhi hawaldar bhi…damini ne khade ho kar salute kiya….mujhe uske chehre par tension saaf dikhayi de rahi thi.

Damini—good morning sir.

Raj—kaho damini kaisi ho…?

Damini—theek hu sir

Raj—baith jao….itni udas kyo ho….?

Damini—nahi to..

Raj—chinta mat karo….maine uss vidhayak ke liye ek team bana di hai…vo usko handle kar legi..tum tension mat lo..

Damini—thank you sir

Raj—abhi kaha rah rahi ho….?

Damini—vo..aapke govt. bunglow par…..(mann me)..lagta hai ki ye bhi aaj se vahi rahega, to meri izzat ka kya hoga... ? pahle hi uss vidhayak se pareshan thi ab ye ek aur nayi musibat….

Raj—dekho khul kar batao mujhe apni problem…maine suna hai ki vo tumhe ab bhi pareshan karta hai …? Kahi kuch kiya to nahi na uss madarchod ne tumhe….? Warna, uski maa ko chodu..saale ki gaand phad dalunga aaj hi…

Damini—yes sir,…no sir….sirf pareshan karta hai

Raj—dekho damini, tum mujhe apna dost samajh sakti ho….darne ki koi jarurat nahi hai…akhir hame ek hi chhat ke niche ek sath hi to sona hai…

Damini (chounk kar)—kyaaaa….?

Raj—arey mera vo matlab nahi tha..sidhi baat hai ki tum agar mere bunglow me rahogi to koi kuch nahi kahega..sab darr kar rahenge tumse…samjhi ki nahi…?

Damini—yes sir, (mann me)..samajh gayi…ye avinash sir ne to mujhe ragadne ka poora jaal bichha rakha hai..

Raj—do teen din me sab theek ho jayega…(mann me, lund sahlate huye)—mast maal hai ye damini bhi…isko bhi jaldi hi chodna padega.. Chudegi ye damini bhi chudegi….Saand ke lund se kab tak bachegi…

Damini (mann me)—ye saand to dekho kaise besharmi se mere hi samne sahla raha hai apna…uss vidhayak se to ab tak kaise bhi kar ke bachi huyi hu magar isse kaise bachungi…?

Raj—damini, tum uss vidhayak ke naam ka warrant nikalo, main sign karta hu….(mann me)…par ye log kaha rah gaye… mujhse pahle nikle the magar ab tak pahuche nahi….?

Damini—yes sir,

Damini ne warrant bana diya to maine sign kar ke usko de diya….ek ghante baad chodu gang bhi vaha pahuch gayi lekin unke sath ab vo ladkiya nahi thi.

Raj (dhire se)—tum log ladkiyo ko bhi to arrest kar ke laye the na sath me...vo kaha hain…. ?

Siraj (dhire se)—yaar vo kya tha na…ki hamne unn ladkiyo ko ek khandahar me le ja kar pel paal ke chhod diya..sab ki sab badi hi sharif ladkiya thi bechari…..jail jane ke naam se hi darr kar charo ne apni apni bur de di hame chodne ko…phir jail jane se unn sab ki badnami bhi to ho sakti thi…unki shadi kaise hoti phir….? Unki halat par hame daya aa gayi to hamne charo ko do do baar chodne ke baad chhod diya….

Amtul—haan yaar, bahut maza aaya…wah bhai, yaha bhi ladkiya hai police wali…maza ayega aur bhi…

Raj—chalo koi baat nahi...aao tumhe damini se mila du...aur dhyan rahe ye tum sab ki bhabhi hai….isko aur sp ki family ko kuch mat karna ….baki yaha jisko chaho chodo patak patak ke….magar pyar se…rape nahi karna kisi ka bhi…

Raghuhalkal—samajh gaye…sab samajh gaye…choochi daba ke….chinta mat karo…

Raj—damini, inse milo....ye sab special police force hai...

Damini (shocked)—kyaaa....ye koun si police hoti hai... ?

Amtul—hum police wale jara, duje kism ke hain bhabhi ji…

Damini—what..! bhabhi ji….?

Siraj—abhi abhi sp sahab ne bataya ki aap hum sab ki bhabhi hain…

Damini—kyaaa….? Ye kya badatmizi hai, sir…?

Raj—(mann me)..saalo ne marwa diya…

Raj—arey damini, gussa nahi karte..cool down...ye sab to abhi doodh pine wale bhole bhaale ladke hain.. inka baat ka bhala kya bura manna.....bhabhi to bahut samman ka shabd hota hai...

Damini (mann me)—jaise aap ho vaise hi apki ye chodu team hai...sab ke sab ek hi thaili ke chatte batte hain…

Raj—chalo baitho yaha...main plan samjhata hu ki aage kya aur kaise karna hai.... ?

Maine unhe sab plan samjha kar vaha se mama ke ghar jane ke liye nikal gaya.. udhar vo vidhayak (surendra gaharwar) ko jaise hi apne bete ke baare me pata chala ki vo hospital me bharti hai to vah aag babula ho kar hospital pahuch gaya apne kuch admiyo ke sath.

Doctor—sir, kisi ne bahut mara hai nirmal ji ko aur unke dosto ko bhi...poora gaal sooja hua hai

Surendra (gusse me)—kisne mere bete par hath utha kar apni mout ko dawat di hai... ? main uske poore khandan ko dafna dunga.....(apne admiyo se)...jao pata lagao ki ye kis ka kaam hai... ?

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