Update:-46…
Nischal:- haan yaad aa gaya..
Jivisha:- Kya ?
Nischal ne Jivisha ka hath pakad kar usse thoda bich me khada kiya aur Jivisha ke charo ore ghum-ghum kar, main jatt Yamla pagla deewana gaate huye, bilkul dharm paji jaise step karta, wo Jivisha ke charo ore chakkar kat-kat kar nachne laga… Jivisha uski iss harkat par samne se to nahi hasi, lekin jab bhi wo uske piche jata.. Jivisha jor-jor se hansne lagti….
Tabhi Jivisha ko aisa laga jaise piche aur bhi log hans rahe hain…. Aur jaise hi Jivisha palti pura khandan kuch dur piche khada hokar, dono ko dekhkar hans raha tha... Jivisha nischal ka hath pakadte… "ruko… rukoo".. karne lagi.. lekin kahe rukne naam le wo.. lagatar gaate aur nachte charo ore chakkar lagaye ja raha tha...
Pass hi pade ek dande ko utha kar Jivisha uske pith par marti hui usse ghurne lagi… Nischal danda khakar apni jagah par ruka aur Jivisha ki ghurti najron ko dekhkar uske gal ko khinchte huye kahne laga…. "Ae cutie .. tum dande se kya goli bomb se mar do... Ye jaan hajir hai tumhare liye, anytime"..
Jivisha ander se hansti hui aur upar se apni bhawna ko dabati hui apna hath sar par rakhkar kahne lagi… "Pure ghar ke samne karwa di na beejati… tab se kah rahi thi jao.. lekin tumhe to Dharmendr banna tha na… aur itne purane gane par kaun nachta hai"..
Nischal ne aankh utha kar ek baar sabko dekha fir chhota sa muh banakar jate-jate kahne laga…. "Ye tumhare gharwale hain ya chandal, jab dekho tab banti baat ke bich aa jate hain.
Jivisha ghurti hui… Kya kaha tumne haan…
Nischal:- Good night kaha maine .. jao so jao… aur show khatm ho gaya hai.. aap sab bhi jao so jao… kabab me haddi...
Uski ye baat sabne suni… Nichal ruthkar iss kadar gusse ka izhar karte gaya ki har koi sunkar hansne laga… Nischal ke jate hi har koi wapas hall me laut aaya kewal Jivisha ko chhod kar... Wo ab bhi wahin khadi Nischal ke bare me sochkar muskura rahi thi... Aur usi ke khayalon me khoyi wo ghar ke ander chal di…
Jaise hi wo hall me pahunchi, Chirag turant uska haath pakad kar bich hall me khada karte huye… "Didi ek minute ruk jao yahin"…. "Betu yahan sab sakki log hain… kisi se dosti bhi ho to galat matlab hi nikalte rahenge.. chal yahan se".. Jivisha apne pariwar ko tane deti hui kahne lagi…
Jivisha abhi kah kar shant khadi hi hui thi ki Chirag bhi Nischal ki tarah hi ghum-ghum kar "Yamla pagla deewana" gane laga… usse dekh pahle Kasak kud aayi Chirag ke sath aur fir dekhte-dekhte bhaiya, bhabhi sab Jivisha ko gher kar, gol-gol ghumte huye Yamla pagla deewana gane gate huye nachne lage.…
Idhar Nischal Jivisha ke ghar se nikal kar sidha apne thikane ke ore rawana ho gaya… Nischal jaise hi flat ke ander kadam rakha… Iss waqt Ansh aur Nandni hall me aamne-samne baithe, bina palken jhapkaye ek dusre ko dekhte huye, ek dusre ko ice-cream khila rahe the.
Dono iss kadar khoye huye the ki, Nischal ko aaye 5 min ho gaya tha par kisi ne dhyan nahi diya. Yahan tak ki Nischal ne ek do baar hello bhi kaha, lekin sunta kaun hai.
Anth me Nischal ne un dono ke bich apna sir dal kar kahne laga..... "Ek dusre ko bahut khila chuke, ab 2/4 chamach mujhe bhi ice-cream khila do".
Nandni usse iss kadar ghuri jaise wo ice-cream ki jagah Nischal ko he kha jayegi. Ansh apna gussa dikhate kahne laga.... "Tum me jarra bhi manners nahi hai na, kyon hamesa hume padesan karte rahte ho. Achhe khase mood ki maa-bahan ek kar diya”.
Nischal..... Hooo Dr sahab maine to socha tha aap bahut sabhya honge, par aap bhi aise shabdon ka prayog karte hain.
Ansh.... Main kya dusre grah se aaya hun, jo mujhe aise bhasha me baat karni nahi aati. Padhai ke waqt kewal padhai he nahi kiya hai, samjhe tum.
Nischal, Nandni ko aankh marte kahne laga…. "Doctor sahab apna knowledge update kar lo, dusre grah wale bhi iss se kharnak shabdon ka proyog kar sakte hain .. wo to aap aur hum unke bare me nahi jante isliye aisa bol jate hain…
Nandni jo ab tak khamosh gusse ka ghunt pi rahi thi, wo khud me gussa bharne lagi … dayen-bayen dekh kuch sochi aur ek wire ka sira plug on karke board se jod di aur matr ansh ko dikhane ke liye pichhe se tar ka dusra sira le jate dikhayi… jab tak Ansh nahi-nahi karta tab-tak Nandni pure gusse me usse touch kar di… achanak se laga ye jhatka… wo bhi itna tej…
Nischal bijli ke jhatke se dur jakar kanch ke ek table se takraya aur kanch tootne ki chhan-chhan ki awaz aani shuru ho gayi… Nischal kamar pakad kar khada hua aur gusse me badhte huye Nandni ke baal pakad kar usse jor jor ke khinchte huye kahne laga…. "Pagal kahin ki maar dalti mujhe. Sala aaj subah se tum dono pagal saheliyan mujhe jhatke par jhatke diye ja rahi ho"…
Nandni fir se gusse me usse touch karti.. iss baar lekin bardast karne wala touch ki aur Nischal halka-halka jhatka mehsus karne laga... Jhatke khakar jab wo Nandni se alag hua, kuch baal toot kar uske hath me aa agye the... Aur Nandni koi bhutni se kam nahi lag rahi thi…
Nischal, Nandni se alag hote kahne laga.… "Apna ropa ped hi bhutha nikal gaya… sala main hi gadha hun"..
Nandni apne baal samet kar upar ki. Uske shwans tej chal rahe the... Aur wo gusse me puchhne lagi… "abhi jo bola uska matlab bata nahi to bahut marungi"..
Nischak:- war zone nahi banana hai … kahne ka matlab ki jis ped ko yah soch kar ropa tha ki fal lagenge wahan par bhuton aur chudail ka kabja ho gaya hai..
"dialogue baji haan"… aur ye udta hua kanch ka glass sidha Ansh ke sine par laga…. "Tum dono pakke wala pagal ho… aapas me jhagro na.. tum dono ka har baar nishana main hi kyon hota hun".... Doctor sahab apni baat kahke bhannate huye sidhe apne kamre me chale gaye aur uska gussa dekhkar dono jor-jor se hanste huye kahne lage… "free ke show ka aise hi maza milta hai"..
Dono kuch der sofe par baithkar abhi huye jhagre ke bare me soch-soch kar hans rahe the... "Ek baat bata itne kamal ke jhatke, wo bhi kuch hi ghanton me kaise sikha tune. Complete balance ka itna shandar namuna"..
Nandni:- teri hi sikhayi trick to thi… pahla jhatka un darinde alian ke bare me soch kar… jisne wo ladki Sapna par apni haiwaniyat dikhaya tha... Jo Jivisha ke piche pada hai.. jo tumhe padesan kar raha hai… aur sala na jane kaun-kaun vesh me ghumta hai… ussi ko yaad karke tujhe pahla jhatke di aur kaam kar gaya…. Dusra jo normal jhatka tujhe laga, wo kutte-kamine jaise gali wale gusse tujh par asar karta isliye maa-bahan ki gali wali gusse ke sath tere liye normal wala jhatka….
Nischal:- kamini kahin ki, meri-maa bahan ko ghasit rahi.. gandi ladki...
Nandni:- Ullu waisi gandi gali dungi kya unhe.. tu pakka satak gaya hai… bus aise thode mazak wala maa-bahan ki galiyan.. .
Nischal:- chhi gandi… yahan baith kar clarification de rahi.. chi chi .. ..
Nandni:- sorry baba.. dekh tere dono kaan pakadti hun .. sorry..
Nischal:- Chal chal nautanki… jane de ye sab… chal ab good night, main ja raha hun sone.. kal subah college bhi jana hai.. tera kya hai tu to apne upar ki tijori me chit le jakar pass ho jayegi .. koi sala check bhi nahi kar sakta wahan.. mujhe to pass hone ke liye padhna padta hai na…
Nandni:- Pagal kahin ka, kuch bhi bolta hai… chhod ye sab abhi kaisa hai aur kaam kuch hua ki nahi..
Nischal:- Acha hun, fit hun aur sabhi kaam, bina kisi taklif ke ho bhi gaye.. Ab bus kuch logon ko uski darandgi ki saza deni hai…
Nandni:- Meri ek chhoti si khwaish hai, puri karega kya?
Nischal:- Baat kya hai Nandu, kisi ne padesan kiya hai kya?
Nandni:- Haan un haiwano ne jisne bhi uss ladki Sapna ke sath ye sab kiya… .Main chahti hun ki wo log bhi wahi dard jhele jo uss bechari ladki ne jhela hai… koi raham nahi karna.
Nischal:- Nandu fikr mat kar … unka marna dekhkar un jaise jitne bhi unke log honge … un sab ki ruh kanp jayegi… Main ab sone ja raha hun … kal uthana mat.. na hi college aur na hi khane ke liye… yadi main ek gahri nind nahi lunga to aage koi kaam nahi ho payega...
Nandni:- Thik hai tu aaram kar, aur haan main hall me hi soungi.. kisi chij ki jaroorat ho to awaz laga lena…
Nischal pyar se uske gaal ko thap-thapa kar usse thanks kaha aur sone chala aaya… bistar jaise uska pahle se intzar kar raha ho… kuch hi pal baad Nischal bahut hi gahri nind me ja chuka tha…
Agli subah.... college time...
Sab aam dino ki he tarah, Kasak aur Jivisha ek sath, magar aaj Nandni akele college aayi thi. Jivisha jab Nischal ko nahi dekhi to.... “Kya hua Nandu, aaj Nischal college kyon nahi aaya”.
Nandni..... Chot jyada aayi thi isliye wo aaj college nahi aaya...
“Ohhhh” kahti hui Jivisha apne balon ke laton ko aage se pichhe lene lagi, itne me Kasak usse kewhni marti hui kahne lagi.... “Kya baat hai Jivi, aaj kal badi-khoj khabad li ja rahi hai, baat kya hai”.
Jivisha.... Tum dono ke chehre sab kuch bayan kar rahe hain, mujhe tumhari baton ka koi jawab he nahi dena.
Nandni.... Aay haye, jarra dekh to chhori ko, sharmate huye kitni pyari lag rahi hai.
Itne me samne se Kunal hath hilate huye “hi” kahne laga. Iss par Kasak tippni karti kahne lagi.... “Sala yahan hume koi ek nahi milta, aur iss ke pass options ke line khule hain, dekh Nandu iss ka ek aur aashiq hath dikhane laga hai”.
Nandni.... Lekin dono becharon ko kya pata, isse to koi teesra he le jayega. Jivisha ka sacha aashiq Shresh, jisne kasam khayi hai ki wo Jivisha ke sapno ka rajkumar ban kar rahega.
Jivisha..... Very funny, thakti nahi na dono itna bak-bak kar ke. Please band karo ye sab, warna main yahan se chali jaungi.
Kasak..... Tere 2 aashiq, Nischal aur Shresh to hai nahi yahan, to kya apne iss nawele aashiq ke sath jayegi.
Jivisha ab kya defend kare, aur kahan tak defend kare. Wo bhi dono ki baat par hasti hui kahne lagi.... “I am a lucky girl, jiske pass 3 aashiq hain, jinhe main bhaw tak nahi deti. Ab rahi baat iss majnu ki to chalo chalte hain, iss aashiq ka janaja jarra dhum se nikalenge....
Kasak aur Nandni dono ek sath.... “Kya humne sach suna, ya hum dono ko koi waham hua hai”.
Jivisha...... Meri ek badi galti kya gharwalon ke pass pakdi gayi, main kya ab maze bhi nahi le sakti....
Kasak aur Nandni dono ek sath, Jivisha ka aviwadan karti, sar jhuka kar hath hilati kahne lagi...... “Welcome back Jivi, kisne kaha tum maze nahi le sakti, ulta jab ye paglon ki tarah shant rahti ho to bura lagta tha. Dil se swagat”.....
“To fir ho jaye”........ “Haan ho he jaye”......
