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Ravi aur aman n tow socha bhi nahi hoga ki yeh kia ho gaya bhadra n unki maarUPDATE 2
Agle din main utha
Aur ready ho gaya college jaane ke liye
Neha mere room mein aayi
Aur mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Kuchh der baad mummy bhi aayi
Aur gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main Phir apni bike uthaya
Aur nisha mere peechhe baith gayi
Koi bhi humein dekhta
Toh samajhta ki hum bf gf hain
Itna chipakti thi mujhse woh
Uske baad main use school chhoda
Ab usne kya kiya
Ki mujhe hont pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main pahunch gaya college
Tabhi mere bagal se ek car zoom karke gayi
Main bhi dauda diya apni bike uske peeche
Aur kuchh der mein us car ko peechhe chhod diya
Behenchod jab main normal tha
Tab 40 se jyada speed meri bike ki hoti hi nahi thi
Lekin ab main maximum speed pe ja raha tha
Badla bahut meetha hota hai
Jitna wait karoge badla lene ka maza hi utna aata
Toh us car ko ek ladki drive kar rahi thi
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi
Jab main uski car ke aage pahunch gaya
Kuchh hi der mein main college mein tha
Woh Dekh loser is back
Raveena ravi se boli
Ravi ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi
Ravi ke group mein do ladke the
Aur do ladki
Raveena ravi ki gf thi
Aur sheena aman ki gf
Teeno pakke madarchod the
College ko Apne baap ki jaagir samajhte the
Main Apne class ki taraf badh hi raha tha
Tabhi main dekha
Woh chaaro mere PEECHHE aarahe hain
Main seedha college ki chhat pe pahunch gaya
Aur unka chaaro ka wait karne laga
Woh chaaro upar aaye
Aur gate lock kar diya
Taaki koi upar na aajaye
Aur loser itne din tak coma mein kya kar raha tha
Ravi bola
Kya kar raha hoga bhai
Apni gand marvane ke alawa
Aman hanste hue bola
Tum chaaro ko mujhse problem kya hai
Main bola
Humein teri yeh loser waali shakal pasand nahi hai
Raveena boli
Isi liye agar tu humse bachna chahta hai
Toh yeh college chhod de
Sheena boli
Unki baate sunke mujhe itni jor se hansi aayi
Aur main hansne laga
In madarchodo se main darta tha
Saalo ko ek hath maaru
Apni amma ke bhosde mein chale jaye wapas
Mujhe hansta hua dekh un chaaro ki jhaantein sulag gayi
Aur ravi ne aage badhke mere Collar pakad liya
Saala. Hansta. Hai
Behenchod
Ravi ne itna hi bola tha
Ki main apni mutthi kas liya
Aur maara uske pet ke mein
Uske munh se jhaag nikalne laga
Ravi wohin apna pet pakad ke baith gaya
Uski yeh haalat dekhke
Aman ne position le li
Use martial arts aata tha
Aur jaise hi usne mujhe kick maarne ki koshish ki
Saala sab kuchh slow motion mein dikh raha tha
Waise mere andar super strength nahi thi
Lekin mujhe insaano ke kamzori kahan kahan hai
Aur kahan kahan maarne se kitna dard hoga yeh pata tha
Toh main wahan se hat gaya
Aur apni kohni aman ki reed ki haddi pe de maara
Aman ki cheekh bhi nahi saka
Kyunki sab jaante hain
Ki reed ki haddi mein chot lagne ke baad awaj Nahi nikalti
Aman wohi ludak ke tadapne laga
Main thook fenka
Aur aman ke sar pe pair rakhkhe bola
Chaat madarchod
Agar nahi chaata toh itni jor se tere sar pe laat maarunga
Ki khopdi fat jaayegi
Aman rote hue thook chaatne laga
Yeh dekhke raveena aur sheena
Dono chhinaal
Jinhone kapde bhi itne umda pehen rakhkhe the
Unko gaand fat gayi
Aur mera lund tan tana ke khada ho gaya
Toh randiyo kya khyal hai tumhara
Tumhein bhi inki tarah gaand marwani hai
Main bola
You bastard
Tameez se baat kar
Tujhe pata nahi hai.ki main commissioner ki beti hoon
Raveena tilmilate hue boli
Ek baar Apne papa ko phone kar dunga na
Toh Zindagi bhar jail mein rahega
Sheena ghabrate hue boli
Phone toh tab karegi na
Jab tujhe mauka dunga
Yeh bolke main undono ka gala pakadke deewaar se sata diya
Woh dono chhutne ki koshish karne lagi
Lekin unka gala badi jor se daba rakhkha tha
Please bhadra mujhe maaf kar de
Ab main kabhi tujhe Pareshaan nahi karungi
Raveena rote hue boli
Lekin sheena randi ko toh charbi chadhi thi
Usne Apna ghutna mere aando pe de maara
Lekin mujhe dard nahi hua
Aur main use dekhke hansne laga
Raveena ko rota hua dekh main uska gala chhod diya
Woh neeche baithke khansne lagi
Mera ab poora dhyan ab sheena pe tha
Main sheena ke gale ko pakadte hue
Use gahseet te hue chhat ke kinaare pe leke aaya
Sheena ko jaise hi ehsaas hua
Ki main use chhat ke neeche fenkne wala hoon
Woh mere pair pakadke rone lagi
Please bhadra maaf kar de
Mujhe maaf kar de
Main ab kabhi kisi ko Pareshaan nahi karungi
Please bhadra i am sorry
Uski sorry sunke main use chhod diya
Waise gusse mein maine bola tha
Ki inhein Patak patak ke chodunga
Lekin mujhe khud rape se nafrat thi
Isi liye main nahi kar sakta tha yeh sab
Phir bhi main socha thoda masti kar hi leta hoon
Ek shart pe maaf karunga
Yeh sunke sheena ghabra gayi
Ab woh bhi wohi soch rahi thi
Jaisa aaap log soch rahe ho
Chinta mat kar teri boor Nahi chahiye
Bas Apne doodh dikha de
Bahut dino se man tha tere doodh ko dekhne ka
Yeh sunke sheena soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir usne jo bhi upar pehna hua tha
Use utaar di
Aur Phir dheere dheere Apni bra bhi utaar di
Aaj zindagi mein pehli behenchod kisi ke doodh asliyat mein Dekha tha main
Man kiya pakad ke masal doon
Lekin phir main peechhe hat gaya
Chal ab apni bra de
Roz muth maarunga
Ismein
Main bola
Yeh sunke sheena jhenp gayi
Aur mujhe apni bra de di
Main use Apne bag mein daal diya
Uske baad main sheena ki ek photo kheench liya
Chal ab kapde pehen le
Aur sun mujhe pata hai ki tera baap mla hai
Agar kabhi use bataya
Toh yeh photo net pe daal dunga
Yeh sunke sheena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir Apne kapde pehen li
Uske baad meri najar
Ravi aur aman pe padi
Sun bhi laude ke baal
Aaj ke baad agar kabhi mujhe aankh bhi uthake dekha hai
Toh teri amma chod ke tera bhai paida kar dunga
Bhaag yahan se madarchod
Aman aur ravi tadapte hue khade ho gaye
Aur Phir wahan se chale gaye
Phir main sheena ko bhi jaane ko bol diya
Tabhi raveena bhi jaane lagi
Tu kahan ja rahi hai
Khadi reh yahin pe
Maina bola
Raveena ke pair wohin jam gaye
Tune hi mujhe pelwaya tha na
Apne yaar se
Ab bol tujhe kya saza doon
Main bola
Dekh bhadra maine jo kiya galat kiya
Lekin mera rape karke tujhe kya milega
Raveena rote hue boli
. bhosdi badi maar maarunga
Main kab bola ki tera rape karunga
Chal apni panty utaar ke de
Main bola
Meri baat sunke raveena buri tarah se chaunk gayi
Aur mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
Bhosdi jaldi se de de
Warna Phir bina lund chuswaye jaane nahi dunga
Yeh sunke raveena ki gaand fat gayi
Ab usne mini skirt pehen rakhkhi thi
Toh woh sharmate hue apna hath apni skirt ke andar le gayi
Aur apni panty neeche karti gayi
Uske baad usne panty meri taraf badha di
Main panty ko le liya
Aur use smell karne laga
Haaye kya khushbu hai
Jaa ab mujhe muth maarna hai
Yeh sunke raveena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir chali gayi
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki saali gate pe hi khadi hoke Dekh rahi hai
Ki main aage kya karta hoon
Toh main Apni pant neeche kiya
Behenchod
Ho Gaya tha itna bada mera lauda
Bana deta kisi ki bhi boor ka bhosda
Jaise hi raveena ki najar mere lund pe padi
Uski saans hi atak gayi
Mai. Uski panty ko smell karte hue
Muth maarne laga
Aatma nirbhar banne ka ek alag hi maja hota hai
Raveena yeh dekhke bhaag gayi wahan se
Main Phir apni class mein aagaya
Jahan mujhe amrita dikhi
Mere bade chacha ki sabse chhoti beti
Jo mujhe bahut pyar karti thi
Usne ek baar mujhe proposed bhi kiya tha
Lekin main tha fattu
Use mana kar diya
Yeh bolke ki hum cousins hain
Us din aaj tak kabhi amrita mujhse baat nahi ki
Main uske paas jaake baith gaya
Yeh dekhke woh shocked ho gayi
Ki main aur uske paas baitha hoon
Main uski taraf dekha
Aur use hi bola
Woh aur jyada chaunk gayi
Lekin uska chehra mujhe bata raha tha
Ki woh Kitni khush hai
Kuchh der baad madam aagayi
Aur padhane lagi
Ab main us tarah ka tharki nahi tha
Ki har ladki aur aurat ko dekhke aahein bharu
Kuchh der tak woh humein padhati rahi
Phir nayi teacher aagaye padhane
Jaise hi recess time hua
Main canteen mein aagaya
Aur do samose mangwaye
Behenchod kya samose the
Yeh canteen waale kabse itna achcha samosa banane lage
Do aur mangwaya main
Phir uske baad do aur
Phir uske baad do aur
Aisa karte karte 20 samose kha gaya main
Aur uske baad apna pet sehlane laga
Tabhi meri najar amrita pe padi
Jo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
Main use dekhke smile paas kiya
Woh bhi smile paas ki
Yaar khubsurat toh thi saali
Tabbi mere kaano mein kisi ki cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
Tabhi main canteen ke bahar aagaya
Aur class room mein ghus gaya
Aur Phir apni ring ko touch kiya
Aisa karte hi main wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan se cheekhne ki awaj aarahi thi
Ek aadmi ek ladki ko daboche hua tha
Aur uske kapde faadne ki koshish kar raha tha
Yeh dekhke main ghsse se paagal ho gaya
Madarchod
Main cheekh pada
Us aadmi aur us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi
Jaise hi us aadmi ne mujhe dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Woh ladki aake mujhse lipat gayi
Mujhe bachal lijiye
Yeh meri izzat loot rahe hain
Woh ladki ki age koi 20 saal ki hogi
Isse pehle ki woh madarchod kuchh karta
Main maara uski aando pe laat
Aur tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak woh behosh nahi ho gaya
Tabhi main us ladki ki taraf dekha
Main ise maar daalna chahti hoon
Ladki boli
Rehne de ek insaan ko maarne ke baad insaniyat khatam ho jaati hai
Waise bhi ab woh kabhi baap nahi ban paayega
tu yahan kar kya rahi hai
Main bola
Meri mom yahan maid hain
Aaj unki tabiyat kharab ho gayi
Toh mujhe aana pada
Aaj iske ghar mein koi nahi tha
Toh isne mujhe daboch liya
Aur meri izzat lootne ki koshish karne laga
Woh rote hue boli
Apna pata bata
Main bola
Usne jaise hi mujhe apna pata bataya
Main uska hath pakadke gayab ho gaya
Aur woh jahan rehti thi
Wahan se thodi doori pe pahunch gaya
Jahan koi nahi tha
Isse pehle ki woh kuchh aur bolti main gayab ho Gaya
Aur wapas college aagaya
Yeh kya hai bhosdika yeh ring toh mujhe superhero bana di hai
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe apna mission shuru kar dena Chahiye
Neha aur amrita ko toh main bhadra banke hi
Pata sakta hoon
Lekin baaki sabko bhi toh patana hai
Main Apna face change kiya
Aur Phir teleport hoke wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan meri raw agent behen aarushi thi
Jo ki Berlin mein kisi pe najar rakh rahi thi....
Excellent Update brother....UPDATE 2
Agle din main utha
Aur ready ho gaya college jaane ke liye
Neha mere room mein aayi
Aur mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Kuchh der baad mummy bhi aayi
Aur gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main Phir apni bike uthaya
Aur nisha mere peechhe baith gayi
Koi bhi humein dekhta
Toh samajhta ki hum bf gf hain
Itna chipakti thi mujhse woh
Uske baad main use school chhoda
Ab usne kya kiya
Ki mujhe hont pe kiss karke chali gayi
Main pahunch gaya college
Tabhi mere bagal se ek car zoom karke gayi
Main bhi dauda diya apni bike uske peeche
Aur kuchh der mein us car ko peechhe chhod diya
Behenchod jab main normal tha
Tab 40 se jyada speed meri bike ki hoti hi nahi thi
Lekin ab main maximum speed pe ja raha tha
Badla bahut meetha hota hai
Jitna wait karoge badla lene ka maza hi utna aata
Toh us car ko ek ladki drive kar rahi thi
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi
Jab main uski car ke aage pahunch gaya
Kuchh hi der mein main college mein tha
Woh Dekh loser is back
Raveena ravi se boli
Ravi ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Uski jhaantein sulag gayi
Ravi ke group mein do ladke the
Aur do ladki
Raveena ravi ki gf thi
Aur sheena aman ki gf
Teeno pakke madarchod the
College ko Apne baap ki jaagir samajhte the
Main Apne class ki taraf badh hi raha tha
Tabhi main dekha
Woh chaaro mere PEECHHE aarahe hain
Main seedha college ki chhat pe pahunch gaya
Aur unka chaaro ka wait karne laga
Woh chaaro upar aaye
Aur gate lock kar diya
Taaki koi upar na aajaye
Aur loser itne din tak coma mein kya kar raha tha
Ravi bola
Kya kar raha hoga bhai
Apni gand marvane ke alawa
Aman hanste hue bola
Tum chaaro ko mujhse problem kya hai
Main bola
Humein teri yeh loser waali shakal pasand nahi hai
Raveena boli
Isi liye agar tu humse bachna chahta hai
Toh yeh college chhod de
Sheena boli
Unki baate sunke mujhe itni jor se hansi aayi
Aur main hansne laga
In madarchodo se main darta tha
Saalo ko ek hath maaru
Apni amma ke bhosde mein chale jaye wapas
Mujhe hansta hua dekh un chaaro ki jhaantein sulag gayi
Aur ravi ne aage badhke mere Collar pakad liya
Saala. Hansta. Hai
Behenchod
Ravi ne itna hi bola tha
Ki main apni mutthi kas liya
Aur maara uske pet ke mein
Uske munh se jhaag nikalne laga
Ravi wohin apna pet pakad ke baith gaya
Uski yeh haalat dekhke
Aman ne position le li
Use martial arts aata tha
Aur jaise hi usne mujhe kick maarne ki koshish ki
Saala sab kuchh slow motion mein dikh raha tha
Waise mere andar super strength nahi thi
Lekin mujhe insaano ke kamzori kahan kahan hai
Aur kahan kahan maarne se kitna dard hoga yeh pata tha
Toh main wahan se hat gaya
Aur apni kohni aman ki reed ki haddi pe de maara
Aman ki cheekh bhi nahi saka
Kyunki sab jaante hain
Ki reed ki haddi mein chot lagne ke baad awaj Nahi nikalti
Aman wohi ludak ke tadapne laga
Main thook fenka
Aur aman ke sar pe pair rakhkhe bola
Chaat madarchod
Agar nahi chaata toh itni jor se tere sar pe laat maarunga
Ki khopdi fat jaayegi
Aman rote hue thook chaatne laga
Yeh dekhke raveena aur sheena
Dono chhinaal
Jinhone kapde bhi itne umda pehen rakhkhe the
Unko gaand fat gayi
Aur mera lund tan tana ke khada ho gaya
Toh randiyo kya khyal hai tumhara
Tumhein bhi inki tarah gaand marwani hai
Main bola
You bastard
Tameez se baat kar
Tujhe pata nahi hai.ki main commissioner ki beti hoon
Raveena tilmilate hue boli
Ek baar Apne papa ko phone kar dunga na
Toh Zindagi bhar jail mein rahega
Sheena ghabrate hue boli
Phone toh tab karegi na
Jab tujhe mauka dunga
Yeh bolke main undono ka gala pakadke deewaar se sata diya
Woh dono chhutne ki koshish karne lagi
Lekin unka gala badi jor se daba rakhkha tha
Please bhadra mujhe maaf kar de
Ab main kabhi tujhe Pareshaan nahi karungi
Raveena rote hue boli
Lekin sheena randi ko toh charbi chadhi thi
Usne Apna ghutna mere aando pe de maara
Lekin mujhe dard nahi hua
Aur main use dekhke hansne laga
Raveena ko rota hua dekh main uska gala chhod diya
Woh neeche baithke khansne lagi
Mera ab poora dhyan ab sheena pe tha
Main sheena ke gale ko pakadte hue
Use gahseet te hue chhat ke kinaare pe leke aaya
Sheena ko jaise hi ehsaas hua
Ki main use chhat ke neeche fenkne wala hoon
Woh mere pair pakadke rone lagi
Please bhadra maaf kar de
Mujhe maaf kar de
Main ab kabhi kisi ko Pareshaan nahi karungi
Please bhadra i am sorry
Uski sorry sunke main use chhod diya
Waise gusse mein maine bola tha
Ki inhein Patak patak ke chodunga
Lekin mujhe khud rape se nafrat thi
Isi liye main nahi kar sakta tha yeh sab
Phir bhi main socha thoda masti kar hi leta hoon
Ek shart pe maaf karunga
Yeh sunke sheena ghabra gayi
Ab woh bhi wohi soch rahi thi
Jaisa aaap log soch rahe ho
Chinta mat kar teri boor Nahi chahiye
Bas Apne doodh dikha de
Bahut dino se man tha tere doodh ko dekhne ka
Yeh sunke sheena soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir usne jo bhi upar pehna hua tha
Use utaar di
Aur Phir dheere dheere Apni bra bhi utaar di
Aaj zindagi mein pehli behenchod kisi ke doodh asliyat mein Dekha tha main
Man kiya pakad ke masal doon
Lekin phir main peechhe hat gaya
Chal ab apni bra de
Roz muth maarunga
Ismein
Main bola
Yeh sunke sheena jhenp gayi
Aur mujhe apni bra de di
Main use Apne bag mein daal diya
Uske baad main sheena ki ek photo kheench liya
Chal ab kapde pehen le
Aur sun mujhe pata hai ki tera baap mla hai
Agar kabhi use bataya
Toh yeh photo net pe daal dunga
Yeh sunke sheena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir Apne kapde pehen li
Uske baad meri najar
Ravi aur aman pe padi
Sun bhi laude ke baal
Aaj ke baad agar kabhi mujhe aankh bhi uthake dekha hai
Toh teri amma chod ke tera bhai paida kar dunga
Bhaag yahan se madarchod
Aman aur ravi tadapte hue khade ho gaye
Aur Phir wahan se chale gaye
Phir main sheena ko bhi jaane ko bol diya
Tabhi raveena bhi jaane lagi
Tu kahan ja rahi hai
Khadi reh yahin pe
Maina bola
Raveena ke pair wohin jam gaye
Tune hi mujhe pelwaya tha na
Apne yaar se
Ab bol tujhe kya saza doon
Main bola
Dekh bhadra maine jo kiya galat kiya
Lekin mera rape karke tujhe kya milega
Raveena rote hue boli
. bhosdi badi maar maarunga
Main kab bola ki tera rape karunga
Chal apni panty utaar ke de
Main bola
Meri baat sunke raveena buri tarah se chaunk gayi
Aur mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
Bhosdi jaldi se de de
Warna Phir bina lund chuswaye jaane nahi dunga
Yeh sunke raveena ki gaand fat gayi
Ab usne mini skirt pehen rakhkhi thi
Toh woh sharmate hue apna hath apni skirt ke andar le gayi
Aur apni panty neeche karti gayi
Uske baad usne panty meri taraf badha di
Main panty ko le liya
Aur use smell karne laga
Haaye kya khushbu hai
Jaa ab mujhe muth maarna hai
Yeh sunke raveena mujhe ek baar dekhi
Aur phir chali gayi
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki saali gate pe hi khadi hoke Dekh rahi hai
Ki main aage kya karta hoon
Toh main Apni pant neeche kiya
Behenchod
Ho Gaya tha itna bada mera lauda
Bana deta kisi ki bhi boor ka bhosda
Jaise hi raveena ki najar mere lund pe padi
Uski saans hi atak gayi
Mai. Uski panty ko smell karte hue
Muth maarne laga
Aatma nirbhar banne ka ek alag hi maja hota hai
Raveena yeh dekhke bhaag gayi wahan se
Main Phir apni class mein aagaya
Jahan mujhe amrita dikhi
Mere bade chacha ki sabse chhoti beti
Jo mujhe bahut pyar karti thi
Usne ek baar mujhe proposed bhi kiya tha
Lekin main tha fattu
Use mana kar diya
Yeh bolke ki hum cousins hain
Us din aaj tak kabhi amrita mujhse baat nahi ki
Main uske paas jaake baith gaya
Yeh dekhke woh shocked ho gayi
Ki main aur uske paas baitha hoon
Main uski taraf dekha
Aur use hi bola
Woh aur jyada chaunk gayi
Lekin uska chehra mujhe bata raha tha
Ki woh Kitni khush hai
Kuchh der baad madam aagayi
Aur padhane lagi
Ab main us tarah ka tharki nahi tha
Ki har ladki aur aurat ko dekhke aahein bharu
Kuchh der tak woh humein padhati rahi
Phir nayi teacher aagaye padhane
Jaise hi recess time hua
Main canteen mein aagaya
Aur do samose mangwaye
Behenchod kya samose the
Yeh canteen waale kabse itna achcha samosa banane lage
Do aur mangwaya main
Phir uske baad do aur
Phir uske baad do aur
Aisa karte karte 20 samose kha gaya main
Aur uske baad apna pet sehlane laga
Tabhi meri najar amrita pe padi
Jo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
Main use dekhke smile paas kiya
Woh bhi smile paas ki
Yaar khubsurat toh thi saali
Tabbi mere kaano mein kisi ki cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
Tabhi main canteen ke bahar aagaya
Aur class room mein ghus gaya
Aur Phir apni ring ko touch kiya
Aisa karte hi main wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan se cheekhne ki awaj aarahi thi
Ek aadmi ek ladki ko daboche hua tha
Aur uske kapde faadne ki koshish kar raha tha
Yeh dekhke main ghsse se paagal ho gaya
Madarchod
Main cheekh pada
Us aadmi aur us ladki ki najar mujhpe padi
Jaise hi us aadmi ne mujhe dekha
Uski gaand fat gayi
Woh ladki aake mujhse lipat gayi
Mujhe bachal lijiye
Yeh meri izzat loot rahe hain
Woh ladki ki age koi 20 saal ki hogi
Isse pehle ki woh madarchod kuchh karta
Main maara uski aando pe laat
Aur tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak woh behosh nahi ho gaya
Tabhi main us ladki ki taraf dekha
Main ise maar daalna chahti hoon
Ladki boli
Rehne de ek insaan ko maarne ke baad insaniyat khatam ho jaati hai
Waise bhi ab woh kabhi baap nahi ban paayega
tu yahan kar kya rahi hai
Main bola
Meri mom yahan maid hain
Aaj unki tabiyat kharab ho gayi
Toh mujhe aana pada
Aaj iske ghar mein koi nahi tha
Toh isne mujhe daboch liya
Aur meri izzat lootne ki koshish karne laga
Woh rote hue boli
Apna pata bata
Main bola
Usne jaise hi mujhe apna pata bataya
Main uska hath pakadke gayab ho gaya
Aur woh jahan rehti thi
Wahan se thodi doori pe pahunch gaya
Jahan koi nahi tha
Isse pehle ki woh kuchh aur bolti main gayab ho Gaya
Aur wapas college aagaya
Yeh kya hai bhosdika yeh ring toh mujhe superhero bana di hai
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe apna mission shuru kar dena Chahiye
Neha aur amrita ko toh main bhadra banke hi
Pata sakta hoon
Lekin baaki sabko bhi toh patana hai
Main Apna face change kiya
Aur Phir teleport hoke wahan pahunch gaya
Jahan meri raw agent behen aarushi thi
Jo ki Berlin mein kisi pe najar rakh rahi thi....