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[Rajesh]

Update-216(The Dance Of A Lifetime) ​

Ab maine Riya ko 5 minutes ka bola tha woh 5 minutes aahista aahista 10 minutes mein badle then 20 minutes mein or mujhe sehar jaake waapis aane mein almost 30 minutes lag gaye but main finally haweli pohancha mouth freshener khaa liya tha maine then hath munh dhoye maine and then haweli k back gate se entry lee almost 1 baj gaye they raat k guests almost sab jaa chuke they bus family members he bache they, stage pe currently Nicki Mam, Babhi and Bhai dance kar rahe they, obviously bhai dancer type nahi hain but unhone meri tarah peg laga rakhe they toh woh jaise taise hath hilla rahe they.. Mangal Abeer Ami Anjali Ruhi Riya Ashish wagairaah unke aas pass khaddey hoke clapping kar rahe they.. Or un sabko khus dekh k mujhe bahot khussi hui bhenchod najaane kitane dino baad gharmein itani khussiyaan dekh raha tha main and i love it..

Sam-Bc.. Najaane kitane he din baad puri family ek sath enjoy kar rahi hai..

Rohit - Sachmein be.. Fucking hell.. I love every bit of it.. Nasha he durr hogaya ye dekh k..

Ravi - Same..

Main-Yeahhhh...

Ab Sam video bananey laga toh humlog thoda piche he rukk gaye lekin Bhai ki najar mujhpe gayi or unhone mujhe ishaara kiya apne pass bulaane k liye or fir Abeer or Mangal ko mujhe laane ko kahaa lekin usase pehle main he unke pass aagaya.. Unhone mujhe galle se lagaya toh bhai ne thode peg nahi bahot laga liye they woh full set they.. Hona bhi caahiye, maaholl he aisa tha bc.. Riya k sath Ashish or Ashish ki cousin bache they bus jo badhiya tha uska bapu or bhai jaa chuke they or Ashish ko humaara pata he hai bhenchod woh toh kind of middlemen tha humaare liye..

Wahaan aane k baad babhi ne mujhe stage pe khincha, babhi Nicki mam or Main hum teeno ko he dance bahot passand hai humaare family and relatives k functions mein hum he 4 chand lagaatey they, toh main aagaya unke sath dance floor pe and bhai ab chair pe baith gaye maine dance kartey - 2 Riya ko dekha usne mujhe time dekhne ka ishara kiya toh maine usse sorry ka signal diya jisase woh thodi hansi.. Then maine dance continue kiya, pehle bhabhi k sath then Nicki Mam k sath fir main flow mein aagaya toh maine Anjali ko khincha and then sabne sabko khincha and finally stage pe jagah nahi thi even Sam, Rohit Or Ashish toh stage k niche dance kar rahe they ab Babhi ne mujhe Riya ko ghurrtey dekha toh unhone Riya ko bhi stage pe khinch liya badi he masoomiyat se or usse mere saamne laake chhoda.. Riya mujhe dekh k muskuraai and then babhi ne he song change karwaya or thoda romantic type song chal padda, i love you babhi..

Ab bheed itani thi ki main or Riya ek dusare se chippak k dance kar rahe they like literally usko main or mujhe woh puri tarah feel kar paa rahe they, Riya sharma rahi thi or shrarmaane mein toh woh or jyaada cute lag rahi thi.. Uss moment pe main sab tensions bhull chuka tha mujhe bus woh moment capture karna tha humesha k liye, humaare face takk almost touch kar rahe they kiss karne k liye bus ek inch aage badhna tha mujhe but sabke bichmein ye karne ki himmat mujhe daru se bhi naa milli.. Main itana excited bhenchod kissi ladki k sath nahi hota jitana excited main Riya k sath hota hun.. Kya he manhoos din tha woh bhenchod jab hum ek dusare se alag hue they maine kabhi socha nahi tha ki main doobara Riya ko kabhi touch bhi kar paaunga or ab finally main uske itane close tha ye ek sapne jaisa tha mere liye.. Mera dil garden garden ho gaya tha. Meri body mein maano current doudd raha tha.. Bhenchod or tu shaadi mein waapis nahi aana caah raha tha bawligand. Kya gand marwaleta Hyderabad mein. Woh toh bhalla ho Rana ka warna tu toh wahin rehta, bhosdk ye worth nahi tha??
Worth kya bc more than worth tha.. I fucking love it...

Ab sab partners badal badal dance kar rahe they lekin main Riya k sath he dance karta raha or kissi ne mujhe change karne ko kaha bhi nahi because sabko pata tha kya chal raha hai.. Riya bahot khuss thi bahot jyaada khuss jisase uska cehra or jyaada khill raha tha... And kareeb 30-40 minutes k dance k baad Riya ne mujhe mere kaan mein kaha ki usse jaana bhi hai ghar.. Toh maine usko 5 minutes or rukne ko kaha, waise toh main usse jaane dena nahi chahta tha but main uski bhi majburi samjh raha tha itana toh understanding hun main. Ab main Riya ko literally galle laga k dance kar raha tha main ye last k kuch minutes ka full utilize karna caah raha tha or Riya ko koi problem nahi thi.. Then finally kareeb 10-12 minutes baad Riya ne fir ishara kiya ki usse jaana hai.. Toh maine finally apni puri takat lagaake apne honth uske honthon pe rakh diye, Riya k liye ye ek surprise tha but woh piche nahi hatti ulta usne mera sath diya and ek short se smooch k baad woh mujhse durr hui or mujhe ke punch maarke hanste hue stage se niche uttari lekin main wahin khadda raha, main bhenchod maano swarg mein pohanch gaya tha kya hua bc abhi, madhonsh hogaya tha main.. Jo effect Riya ka mere uppar hai woh kissi ka nahi ho shakta not a chance..

Riya ne Ashish ko bulaya and mujhe bye bolke babhi ko bye bolke wohlog nikale wahaan se, mujhe kuch derr baad honsh aaya and honsh aatey he humlog firse gaadi mein aaye and firse daru pee kyunki khussi double hogayi thi bhenchod.. Or firse full daru peeke humlog stage pe aaye ab stage pe bus humlog he they, Main Ravi Sam Rohit Abeer Mangal bus, baaki sab sone jaa chuke they, jabki humlog ka sone ka abhi koi mood nahi tha humlog kuddtey rahe stage pe, dance over hochuka tha ab tandav chal raha tha wahaan bc. Humlog subah 4 baje takk naachte rahe or kyun naa naache bhenchod aakhir moka he aisa tha..

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Beautiful update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[xlion]

Aaj update milega kya APBhai

 

[AP 316]

Update-217(Hangover) ​

Humlog Daru peetey rahe or naachtey rahe, peetey rahe naachtey rahe bus.. Finally subah 6 baje babhi aai uthke or unhone dj bandh karwaya or fir humein bhagaya andar jaane kaa mood nahi tha but babhi se itane jyaada nashe mein debate karne ki himmat nahi thi mujhmein issliye humlog turant bhaage andar or mujhe nahi pata main kahaan soya kahaan nahi meri pehli baar aankh khulli toh maine khudko hall k sofa k uppar paaya idhar udhar sab apne kaam mein busy they lekin main turant he doobara sogaya then again main utha babhi ne uthaya mujhe...

Babhi-Khadda hojaa naalaayak 2 baj gaye dopehar k....

Main uthke baitha lekin bhenchod mera vision he clear naa hua maine aankh massli lekin fir bhi clear naa hua vaastav mein bahot jyaada pee lee thi bhenchod then sir dard uppar se issliye main turant waapis sogaya next time main utha thande paani se bhenchod maano kissi ne barf daal di ho uppar, meri saari nind udd gayi ek he jhatke mein main kuddke utha toh saamne babhi khaddi thi ek bottle liye..

Main-Holy shit babhi.... Itani sardi mein koi thanda.. Thanda.. Paani daalta hai kya. Holy... Helll...Dimag freeze hogaya babhi..

Babhi - Toh waise tu uth nahi raha shyaam hogayi hai AP.. idhar bichmein so raha hai woh alag, tujhe pata hai subah se saikdon like majaak nahi sachmuch saikdon guest aake ja chuke or tu yahaan bichmein padda tha ek pura sofa gherr k..

Main-Ok.. Ok.. Uthgaya naa abtoh..

Babhi - Kya uth gaya AP.. Itana kon sota hai bhalla??

Main-Aap bade cute lag rahe ho, kaise ready hogaye?

Maine baat taalne ki koshis ki..

Babhi - Baraat k liye.. Or kyun ready houngi..Aaya bada, kaise ready hogaye??

Main-Baraat kaa time bhi hogaya??

Babhi - Ofcourse hogaya.. 5 baj gaye hain AP ek baar mandir jaaenge then baraat nikalegi....

Ab main sachmein khadda hua bhenchod literally shyaam hogayi ye toh.. Holy fuck..

Babhi-Ab munh banaata reh..

Main-What the hell.. Don't worry babhi 10 minutes mein ready hojaaunga main..

Babhi- Hair cut wagairaah nahi karwana tujhe?

Main-Oh yeah.. Karwana haina.. Ye toh hyderabad mein temporarily karwa liye they cut..

Babhi-Toh kaise ready hoga 10 minutes mein?? 2 ghantey mein tu cutting karwaake waapis aaega.. Sam Ravi Rohit teeno gaye they cutting karwane tujhe itana jagaya lekin tu utha nahi..

Ab babhi ekdum top waale gusse mein thi or babhi ka sath dene k liye Nicki mam or meri durr ki Grand bua's Mousi's etcetera sab join hogayi thi issliye maine wahaan se uthna theek samjha..

Main-Ok ok ok.. Guys.. Guyss.. Relax thakka hua tha main itane din se laga tha aaj nind puri hui..

Nicki-Thaka hua tha ya Peeya hua tha??

Main-Ok..guys.. Come on.. Main jaaraha haircut lene.. Brb..

Ye bolke main turant nikala wahaan se..

Babhi-Arrey chaaye coffee toh peeke jaa. Sir dard nahi kar raha tera??

Main-Naa i am good babhi.. 20 minutes mein aaya..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya.. Mera body ache kal se better tha but still kaafi tha and uppar se sir dard bhi kaafi tha. Mera mann tha pehle afeem ki ek dose lelun lekin yahaan gaaliyan paddne lagi toh maine ye plan bahaar k liye rakh liya.. Andar sabse aage jo gaadi khaddi thi ussi ki chaabi lee and nikala sehar k liye.. Sabse pehle toh maine Rohit wagairaah ko bola ki mera number laga do cut k liye and then gaya main ek tapri pe ek cup chaaye boli then 5 litre peshab kiya then hath munh dhoye or bahot saara paani peeya, uske baaad afeem ki ek dose lee and uppar se kadak chaaye pee or chaye khatam hui tabtak ashar kardiya tha afeem ne suru bhenchod saare dard one by one durr hone lage they or kuch he minutes mein main firse ekdum fit hogaya tha bhenchod hangover takk gayab kardiya tha, maal hai toh badhiya. Uske baad maine mere ek friend ko call karke mere liye shopping karwaai or kapde ghar bhejne ko bola... Then main almost 6 baje pohancha saloon mein wahaan gaya toh Sam Ravi nikal chuke they or Rohit mujhe literally gate pe milla jaata hua..

Main-Bhosdk rukk jaa naa kahaan jaaega main bhi jaaunga..

Rohit - Bhai mujhe ghar jaana hai wahaan hain kapde tujhe haweli jaana hai apna koi sath hai nahi abhi toh 1 ghanta lagega tujhe.. Fuck that babhi mujhe or sunaaengi..

Main-Sun.. Chala jaaiyo woh ShoesRack waale Manjeet ka number bhej mere pass..

Rohit - Ab konse shoes caahiye bc tujhe??

Main-Koi bhi Mehnge se hon...

Rohit - Bhosdk itane mehnge mehnge juttey hain tere pass or kya he kasar reh gayi.. Tere juttey bechke main 2-3 luxury gaadiyaan lelun..

Main-Abe bhai ki baraat hai naya kuch pehanana hai kapdon ka toh maine Raman ko boldiya woh pohancha dega.. Juttey or naye caahiye..

Rohit - Raman toh tereko 15-20 lakh k kapde dega bhosdk inka karega kya..

Main-Pehanunga Show off you know.. Tu number bhej na bawligand..

Rohit - Bhejdiya number.. Bye..

Rohit nikala or main aaya saloon ki hot seat pe.. Ye humara purana barber hai Jitesh iski pehli fashionable shop thi city mein ab bhenchod ne 6-7 toh bandey rakhe hue hain or showroom jitani dukaan..

Main-Oye Jitesh tu kaat, ye bandey ko uspe lagadey..

Jitesh-Ye best hai AP bhai check karna aap..

Main-Bawligand.. Aake kaat naa late horaha hai.. Mera best tu he hai..

Jitesh - hahaha.. Aaya aaya.. Ok.. Ok..

Ab Jitesh ki khaasiyat ye hai ki woh ekdum patience k sath time lagake cutting karta hai lekin kaarigar hai bhenchod.. Ab cutting suru hui toh babhi ka call aagaya..

Main-Ji babhi..

Babhi - 1. 5 ghanta hogaya hai.. Kahaan pohancha??

Main-. Mamain.. Main.. Aagaya bus.. Hogayi cutting..

Babhi - Abhi tak cutting he naa hui hai teri?? Tha kahaan tu..

Main - Babhi.. Suno.. Suno.. Maine block kardena hai aapko..

Babhi-Maine raipta maardena hai..

Main-Maarlena lekin aise matt karo.. Aajaaunga main aaplog nikal lo mandir jaa aao tabtak aajaunga..

Babhi - Mandir mein puri family jaati hai duffer..

Main-Arrey aap or main toh ek he hain.. Mujhse Bhagwaan waise he khuss rehta hai late matt karo jaa aao..

Babhi-ok.. Jaldi aa tu.. 20 minutes mein ghar pohanch humlog mandir jaa aatey hain tabtak..

Main-Ok..

Call disconnected..

Bc kya he bhadak haibe.. Galat he soliya aajtoh.. 20 minutes mein ghar pohanchun kaise aadha ghanta toh abhi cutting mein he lagega.. Aaj gand tuttegi beta..

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[AP 316]

Update-218(Drunk Again) ​

Babhi ka ultimatum tha 20 minutes ka or mujhe 1 ghantey se jyaada lagne waala tha toh gaali padni pakki thi.. Then maine Shoes k liye call kiya toh unke pass bhi bhenchod sabse mehnge shoes jo they Nike Air Mag usme mera size nahi tha 65 lakh k juttey they bhenchod, Abhi leleta miljaate toh.. Uske baad unke pass jo second they woh maine kal pehne he they issliye maine unke 3rd costliest shoes leliye jo mujhe almost 11 lakh k paddey or woh haweli pohanch jaaenge mujhse pehle..

Main-Jaldi karbe itana time nahi hai..

Ab kareeb 25 minutes baad ekdum fresh cut k sath main ready tha bhenchod kya lag raha hun main.. Fucking hell.. Ab main jaldi se nikala 7 bajne waale they almost nikala he tha ki mera phone fir baja abki baar Abeer ka call tha..

Abeer- Kahaan haibe tu??

Main-Aagaya bus 5 minutes mein...

Abeer - Tu ghar he naa aaya hai abhitak?? Bhosdk.. Babhi bolrahi tu ready horaha hoga as tere kapde aagaye they .. Abe Delhi gaya tha baal katwaane bawligand..

Main-Abe aaraha hun 5-10 minutes mein..

Abeer - 10 Minutes?? Matlab 20-25 minutes toh lagengi tujhe.. Idhar baraat ready hai nikalne k liye literally abhi k abhi.. Or tu 20 minutes mein aaega fir nahaaega ready hoga..

Main-Don't worry Turant ready hounga..

Abeer - Bhosdk.. Jab toh sota raha..

Abeer-Ek kaam kar bhosdk.. Main nahi aaraha teri gand marwa jaa.. Mere bina jaake dikha... Abtoh bilkul nahi aaunga yahaan se he daru peeke fir aaunga or fir ready hounga then chalenge.. 2 ghantey lagaake chal or jaa jaake babhi ko bhi boldena..Bhosdk dimag khaa le mera.. Utha tha tabse yahi baat suni hai ek..

Abeer- Teri gand tod dunga main..

Main-Todtey rehna baadmein lekin abhi 2 ghantey nahi aaraha main.. Jaa karle kya karega..

Ye bolke maine call cut ki.. Abtoh jaaunga bhi nahi bc.. Bhenchod.. Dimag khaalo mera.. Ek banda hai kitana sunaoge uko.. Ab bulaake dikhao, mujhse dheeth thodi hai koi..

Ab ye bolke maine pehla theka dekhtey he gaadi roukki.. Theka normal tha sabse mehngi Red lable he milli mujhe wahaan toh maine wahi lelee or wahin se thoda chakkna or paani wagairaah leliya and waapis aaya gaadi mein or doobara kissi ka phone aaye usase pehle ek large peg banaaya or gatak gaya..Ab kal waali situation hui afeem k uppar daru jami nahi lekin aaj vomiting jarur hui jo expected tha maine aaraam se vomiting ki and hath munh dhoke firse banaya ek peg.. Ab karo phone mere pass.. Mera ye Kehte he mera phone baja jo babhi ka tha maine uthaya..

Babhi-Tu abhi tak ghar bhi nahi aaya hai?? Mujhe laga tu naha raha hai.. AP baraat ready hai tera he wait hai..

Main- 1-2 ghanta lagega babhi Minimum..

Babhi - Kyun? Kya kar raha hai aisa??

Main-Kuch nahi bus time pass..

Babhi-AP main majaak nahi kar rahi..

Main-Main bhi babhi.. 2 ghantey se pehle aajaaunga. Ab Ruth gaya main..

Babhi - Ab kisne kya bola tujhe??

Main-Ye jaanwar ne..

Babhi-Toh ab aaja main bolti hun usko..

Main-2 ghantey babhi or agar mujhe baar baar call ki toh timer badh bhi shakta hai ye dhyaan rakhne kaa.. Jaake dikhao mere bina.. Usase pehle main nahi aane waala..

Babhi-AP i swear to God..

Main-Byee...

Call disconnected..

Babhi ne fir call kiye maine cut kiya, kal gaali toh khaani he hain toh theek se he khaa lenge.. Main laga ab peg pe peg bananey Jaanwar ka call aaya Sam Ravi sabka maine cut he kiya.. Lund uthaaega call mera.. Lekin fir aaya bhai ka call jo mere lund ko nahi mujhe he uthana tha..

Main-Ji bhai..

Deva-Kya kar raha hai AP aise bacho jaise nahi kartey.. Ladki waale wait kar rahe hain unko yun khadda nahi rakhtey.. kabse wait horaha hai tera.. Kahaan hai tu?? 1 minute ka bhi time nahi hai AP..

Main-Kitani derr mein aaun??

Deva-Abhi se peene laga tu? Arrey baraat mein jaake peeta..

Main-Arrey jyaada nahi pee bhai.. Aap bolo kitani derr mein aaun..

Deva-Aana toh dekh turant he hai lekin lele 2_3 peg fir aaja jaldi se..

Main-Ok bhai 20 minutes mein aaya.. Net 20...

Deva-Aaja aaja..

Main-Also mujhe kal se pehle koi kuch nahi kahega warna fir nikal jaaunga main..

Deva-Haao baba haao.. Aa toh ek baar..

Call disconnected..

Dekha issliye i love bhai woh samjhtey hain mujhe bhi or responsibilities ko bhi.. Ab mera mood toh bottle khatam karne ka tha but bhai k call k baad maine 2 mega peg banaye jiske baad bus 40-50 ek ML bachi bottle mein jisse maine faink diya or mast ek cigarette peeke main nikala ghar k liye badhiya set hogaya tha main, jyaada nahi but bahot tha.. Hoga kyun nahi bhenchod almost ek bottle dhakaar gaya tu 40 minutes mein..

Ab main ghar pohancha toh baraat k liye gaadiyaan line se khaddi thi andar lawn mein kuch log baithtey they unmein kuch bahaar khaddey they kuch chairs wagairaah pe baithtey they, yaani literally mera he wait horaha tha bc.. Sabne aatey he mujhe khaa jaane waali najron se dekha literally lekin bola koi kuch nahi.. Hehehe, mujhse panga bc..

Khair main sabko bhaari ignore kartey hue andar aaya seedha apne room mein, babhi mere piche piche andar aai unka cehra gusse mein laal tha but woh mujhe kapde dene aai thi mere jo new aaye they..

Babhi - Ab late matt kar fataak se ready hojaa..Dekha na kaise wait hor.. Hoo.. Tune abhi se Sharaab pee lee??

Main-Main.. Main naha raha hun..

Main turant washroom mein ghussa pehle toh fresh hua bhenchod then brush wagairaah karke fir nahaane laga garma garam paani se nahaaya seconds k hissab se and bahaar aake turant kapde change kiye.. Raman ne bhenchod sachmuch 15 lakh k aas pass k kapde bhejdiye they.. Rohit sach bolraha tha.. Thankfully measurements sab set they.. Juttey bhi aagaye they toh maine fataak se pehne and main aaya niche ab mujhe dekh sabko sans aaya..

Mangal - Aao sir aao.. Bhai.. Tujhe kal milta hun..

Main-kal chhod, Main tujhe 3-4 peg maarke fir milta hun..

Bhai-Ready hai.. Chalo.. Abeer baitha sabko ek sath chalna hai..

Main-Jack or Vinny dono yahaan hain?? Meenu k wahaan kon hai??

Bhai - Guards hain kuch..

Main-Kuch?? Naa naa.. Vinny abhi nikal kuch guards leke wahaan

Bhabhi-Tu toh bolraha tha Rana nikal gaya.

Main-Uska kya bharosa bhai fir aagaya ho konsa durr jaana hai.. Risk kyun lena.. Apne sath bhi gaadiyaan jaaengi guards ki.. Kaafile k aage bhi or piche bhi..

Bhai - Are you sure??

Main-Yeah.. 10000%...No risks.. None..


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[AP 316]

Update-219(Rana)​

Deva-Ok then.. Baitho.. Guards ko aage or piche rakh Jack..

Jack-Ji bhai..

Deva-Chalo ab orr late matt karo... Aaja AP..

Main-Kahaan?? Ye rahi na gaadi..

Deva-Naa mere sath chalega tu.. Aaja warna fir kahin gayab hojaaega..

Main-Nahi hounga bhai..

Deva - Aaja chup chaap.. 20 minutes ka raasta hai wahaan jaake pee lena..

Abeer-Jaa be.. Riya waise bhi apne baapu k sath hai uske sath toh jaane se raha..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh..

Deva-Time waste matt karo tumlog let's move..

Bhai mujhe apne sath legaye or apni gaadi mein baithaya jisme Babhi Nicki Mam or Ritika mam they..

Nicki-Aao aao sehjaaade aao..

Main-Wassup..

Nicki-Kitane he ministers, businessman's and relatives ko wait karwa raha hai tu almost 2 ghantey se..

Main-Hawa hai ji..

Nicki - Aisi hawa nahi banatey..

Deva - Chalein??

Babhi-Yeah yeah jaldi..

Humaara kaafila nikala haweli se, 15-20 minutes ka he raasta tha so Humse pehle guards pohanchey unke baad first gaadi humaari he thi and then Mangal ki or fir piche baaki sab.. Humne gaadiyaan bahaar he roukki as andar paidal he jaana tha.

Main-Woh gaadi kiski hai.. Woh gaadi..

Humaare pass se ek Ritz gaadi nikali..

Deva-Hogi kissi ki..

Main-No.. No. Noo kissi ki nahi hai.. Aaplog baithtey raho bahaar matt nikalna gaadi se..

Deva-Hua kya?

Main-Woh gaadi Rana k logon ki hogi..

Deva-Rana? Tujhe kaise dikh gayi?? Tera toh dhyaan bhi nahi tha udhar..

Main-I can feel it.. I'll be back.. Aaplog niche nahi uttarna, koi nahi uttarega gaadiyaan sab bulletproof he hain..

Babhi-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai??

Main-Inko pakadne..

Babhi-AP.. Rukkkk..

Main niche uttara gaadi se..

Main-Jack.. Follow me...

Maine Jack ko bola jo aage khadda tha ab obviously ye street itani wide nahi thi ki humlog gaadi moddke inka picha karein issliye paidal bhaagna padda also wohlog bhi bhaga nahi shaktey they gaadi kyunki puri street mein ek line toh humaari he gaadiyon ki thi toh unke liye thodi c jagah bachi thi jaane ki issliye woh slow he jaa rahe they..

Main Jack Or kuch guards unke piche bhaage..

Main-Niche matt utarne dey kissi ko..

Main chilaaya Abeer k pass se nikaltey hue jo abhi gaadi mein se uttara tha..

Ab humein piche aata dekh unhone gaadi bhagai jisase mera shakk yakeen mein badal gaya lekin ab aage street thodi wide thi toh wohlog Humse tejj they kaafi, idhar main jyaada tejj bhag nahi paa raha tha so Jack or baaki mujhse aage they.. Wohlog main road par jaane he waale they ki saamne se ek gaadi nikali or unke side mein takkar maari, Ye Ravi ki range rover thi or usne jaan bujh k inko takkar maari thi as usne humein dekh liya tha picha kartey hue.. Ab kahaan Ravi ki Range rover or kahaaj ye Ritz woh gaadi ko ussne ek ghar ki deewar se milla diya or unki gaadi wahin bandh hogayi ye dekh humlog jo give up he kar chuke they humlog firse bhaage unke piche.. Unhone gaadi start karni caahi lekin again Range rover ko beat kar nahi paaye wohlog ab uss gaadi mein se uttare 5 bandey.. Unmein se 1 toh tha Rana maadarchod, or ek tha woh shaks jisse dekh k mujhe shakk hua tha ki ye Rana ki gaadi hai ji haan ye wahi shaks tha, isko or iski behan ko yahaan Meenu k ghar pe pakkada tha maine i mean 2.0 ne or iski behan ko thok diya tha and isko bhaagne diya tha typical 2.0 style mein usne munh pe mask pehna tha but still maine chalti gaadi mein iska aadha thobda dekh k isko pehchaan liya tha jo insane tha.. Ab baaki 3 bandey toh left waali galli mein bhaage lekin Rana or woh shaks wahin rukke Rana ne apni pistol nikaali or Ravi k uppar goliyaan chalaai 4 goli chalaane k baad woh rukka toh usse pata chala ki gaadi bulletproof thi toh Ravi ne side hoke usko middle finer dikhaai and ab bhaga Rana or woh shaks.. Woh 5on log uss galli mein ghusse and humlog unke piche they.. Ab unke liye ek or bad news ye thi ki maine iss area ki harr galli ka layout uss din details mein padha tha or woh mujhe puri tarah se yaad tha so main obviously tej nahi bhaag paane waala tha lekin mujhe sab shortcuts pata they ki konsi galli se wohlog kahaan jaa shaktey hain..

Main-Gun dey.. Gun... Gun bhosdk..

Maine ek guard se uski pistol lee..

Main-Jack tu inke piche reh tum 3 mere sath aao...

Jack or 5-6 guards ko unke piche chhod maine pehla shortcut liya..

Main - Wohlog wahaan saamne se aaenge.. Jo ye mota aadmi tha naa ye Rana isko matt maarna dhyaan rahe.. Samjhe... Public nahi hai yahan toh bindaas goli chalaao.

Ye bolke humlog aage aaye toh wahi hua wohlog humaare saamne galli se nikale kareeb 30-40 meters durr unke nikalte he aage waale guards ne goli chalaai ye dekh wohlog turant dusari galli mein mudd gaye lekin ek bandey ko toh maar he giraya guards ne..

Humne baaki 4 ka picha karna jaari rakha, Rana thoda heavy aadmi tha toh woh jyaada tejj bhaag nahi raha tha meri tarah or uske sath sath woh dusara banda bhi slow he tha, kuch jyaada he loyal tha woh..

Wohlog k aage waali gali mein jaatey he main fir shortcuts dhundane laga..

Main-Idhar.. Idhar.. Tum 2 udhar jaao.. Tu or tu mere sath..

Hum 3 bandey alag hue and left muddey..

Main - Saamne millenge wohlog.. Woh corner waali galli se nikalenge... Bhag..

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[AP 316]

Update-220(RIP Rana) ​

Ab main laga tha thakne or obviously main thakk raha tha toh thakk bhenchod woh bhainsa Rana bhi raha hoga, abki baar main bhi aage aagaya goli chalaane k liye, bhenchod pichli baar goli he naa chalaane ko milli bhenchod.. Or again wahi hua jo maine plan kiya tha wohlog humaare saamne se nikale.. Abki baar bhi woh ready nahi they unhe koi idea nahi tha hum idhar unse pehle pohanch shaktey hain unke aatey he abki baar hum teeno ne goli chalaai or wohlog fans gaye unmein se ek ko orr maar giraaya humne or abki baar unke pass bhagne ko dusari galli nahi thi toh unhe humaare saamne he rehna tha issliye bachne k liye unhone humaari taraf firing ki jisase hum cover mein hue or wohlog bhaagne ki bajaaye wahaan he cover leke humpe firing karne lage jo obviously Rana ka idea hoga kyunki woh or nahi bhaagne waala tha or i guess bhaagtey hue marrna caahta nahi tha woh...


Main ek ek goli soch soch k chala raha tha as iss gun mein 7 goliyon ki magazine thi or main 3 already chala chuka tha,...

Maij-Bus bus.. Risk matt le.. Kuch seconds takk dhyaan baantke rakhna hai unka.. Jack wagairaah uss galli se aaenge yaani inke piche fir kahaan jaaenge ye maadarchod.. Issliye aaram se bus safe reh..

Guard1-Ji bhai..

Ab again wahi hua Jack wagairaah unke piche se nikale and woh bechare humaare bichmein fanse unmein se ek ne waapis jaane k liye bhaagna caaha but Jack ki side se uspe goli chali or woh wahin girr padda.. Ab wahaan bache Rana or woh banda bus..

Main-(Chilaake) kya be Rana maadarchod kahan chippa hai ..

Rana-Bhenchod bahot kutti cheej hai tu..

Main-Toh?? Tujhe aaj pata chala?? Bhosdk mere piche aane se pehle mere uppar research kar lee hoti naa toh aaj tujhe kutte ki moutt marrna nahi padta.. Tujhe kya laga tha woh jhuthi phone call or messages se tu mujhe chutiya bana dega?? "Oh Main nikal gaya hun lekin waapis aaunga". Aji lund mera bhosdk.. Shakk toh mujhe pehle he hogaya tha ki bhenchod yahaan se jaake karega kya tu?? Tere bandey bache kahaan hain?? Kitane he toh Jagdish k sath maare gaye kitane he tere sath maare gaye.. Toh jaaega kiske pass tu?? Or jaaega kyun jabki bhenchod ek baar nikal gaya toh waapis entry karna impossible hoga tere liye yahaan or uppar se tere pass best moka tha abhi mujhe thokne kaa toh tu itana chutiya nahi hai jo bhag jaaye aise.. Lekin maine socha ki maybe chala he gaya ho akal aagayi ho yaa gand fatt gayi ho mera mann maan gaya tha ki tu nikal liya but mera dimag jo haina bahot gandi cheej hai woh nahi maana . Issliye maine tere liye he ye plan banaya tha, maine he yahaan ki security bahaar se kam karwaadi thi, obviously yahaan ghar k andar security double thi but bahaar waali maine kam karwaadi or yahi toh caahiye tha tujhe ki tere jaatey he humlog media k darr se security kam kardenge kyunki ab humein koi threat toh hai nahi.. So maine wahi kiya tujhe tempt kiya ki agar tu gaya nahi hai toh ye dekh k tu last baar apna Luck try karne jarur aayega or tu aaya, tujhe wait tha baraat k aaane ka yaani mere aane ka, lekin unfortunately tu fans gaya kyunki maine guards pehle bhejdiye baraat se woh bhi kai guards jinhe dekh teri gand fatt gayi or tu chup chaap nikalne laga kyunki ye teri aukaat se bahaar tha but unfortunately jo tere sath banda haina isko pehchaan gaya main isase mera purana hissab hai iski behan thok di thi maine sareaam i mean thok di thi bole toh goli maardi thi, or ye kuch kar nahi paaya tha.

Ye sun usne gusse mein humpe firing ki..

Main-Ale le le bhai ko gussa aaraha hai..

Rana-Tune Jagdish ko maardiya.. Meri family tha woh.. Bhenchod saari jindagi laga di thi usne mujhe bada bananey k liye..

Main-Toh maine bola tha maadarchod usse ki merese aake ulajh, kyun gaya aukaat se bahaar woh maadarchod..

Rana-Fir rahi kasar tune kal Mandeep ko maarke puri kardi mere chote bhai jaisa tha woh sale..

Main-Jagdish toh chalo khud marra lekin ye Mandeep ko tune marwaya bhosdk gaya kyun nahi. Kya he bacha tha tere pass?? Maine bola tha na ye badla wadla sab khatam kardega tera.. Mera kuch jaana nahi hai.. Bola tha naa?? Lekin tu nahi maana..

Rana-Kya karta maanke?? Mera empire tune khatam kardiya, meri family tune khatam kardi mera khouff tune khatam kardiya, kya karta yahaan??

Main-Bhosdk retire hoke kahin settle hojaata Mauritius side bawligand.. Kya he ukhaad liya tune..

Rana-Tu saamne aa fir batata hun..

Main-Saamne bhi aaunga..

Maine Jack ko call kiya..

Jakck-Ji bhai..

Main-Sun abhi jo woh dusara banda haina, pillar k piche chipka hai jo, woh mujhpe firing karega tu thoda aage aaja akela aahista aahista.. No rush.. Woh jaise he bahaar nikale saale ko thokdena piche se.. Phone on rakh aage aa..Main bolun tab rukk jaana....

Jack-Ok bhai..

Main-Aaja.. Aaja.. Aata reh.. Thoda or.. Buss.. Busss.. Thoda right mein ho.. Abhi nikalega woh ready rehna..

Jack-Ready bhai..

Main-(Chilaake). Or tu maadarchod tera toh koi matlab he nahi tha waapis aane ka, jab ek baar tujhe jaan ki bheekh dedi thi fir kyun aaya waapis?? Bhosdk aisa he badla lene waala tha toh tab kyu bhaga?? Apni Behan ki laash takk yahin chhod gaya maadarchod tu.. Tere saamne kutte ki moutt marri woh or tune kya kiya?? Lund ukhaad liya mera.. Tu toh jaan dene waala tha naa uske liye bhenchod usko or marwa diya..

Ab mera uksaana kaam aaya usne fir mere uppar goli chalaai lekin pehli goli chalatey he piche se Jack ne usko thokdiya or woh wahin pe girra ye dekh Rana ne Jack pe goli chalaai but Jack cover mein jaa chuka tha tabtak lekin Rana k piche muddtey he idhar se humlog aage badhe or uske close aake kuch pillars k piche chipp gaye.

Rana-Dikh raha hai bhenchod tu mujhe aaja aage or aage aaja..

Main-Rukk maadarchod rukk..

Main - (Phone pe) Jack.. Sun. Kitane log ho tum..

Jack-6 bhai..

Main-Ek kaam karo udhar se ek sath aage badho uske Uppar goli chalatey hue one bye one.. Sab ek sath matt chalaana bhenchod reload karoge toh ye thok dega tumhe.. One by one jahaan woh chippa haina wahin goli chalaao idhar se humlog chalaaenge.. Aisi goli chalaao uske Uppar ki agar Woh tumpe firing karne k liye agar bahaar bhi nikale toh tumlog usse turant thokdo..

Jack-Samjh gaya bhai..

Main-Baaki 5 ko bhi samjha.. Main idhar ready karta hun.

Jack-Ok bhai..


Main-Tumlog suno.. Humlog seedha aage jaaenge.. Uss pillar k Uppar aim karo or ek ek karke goli chalatey hue aage badhna hai main right mein rahunga tu bichmein or tu left mein.. Goli chalaani tu suru karega teri khatam hongi toh tu or teri khatam hui toh main. Lekin wahaan takk nobat aaegi nahi..

Guard 1-Done bhai..

Jack-Ready bhai??

Main-Yep.. On.. 3...2...1..

Ye bolke hum dono side se Rana k pillar k uppar firing kartey hue aage badhe plan aisa tha ki Rana kuch nahi kar shakta tha Lekin Rana thehra dheet aadmi usne humaari taraf hath nikaalke firing karni caahi lekin jaise he uska hath nikala idhar mere side waale guard ne uske hath pe he goli maari uski gun niche girr paddi or woh piche hatta usne niche baithke apni gun fir uthaani caahi lekin maine fir goli maari uske dusare hath pe.. Woh gand faad chilaaya...

Main-(Chilaake) Stop firing... Stoppppppp...

Goliyan bandh hui or main kuddke Rana k saamne aaya..

Main-Maadarchod... Bhen k lawde.. 1 bottle daru pee thi bhosdk bhag bhag k ulti girrne ko hogayi maadarchod kyun?? Kya he mill jaata tujhe.. Badla?? Gand mein ghussa le badle ko maadarchod.. Itana bhi kya andha hojaatey Ho be harr baar bhull kyun jaatey ho tumlog ki main hun kon bhenchod harr enemy ki yahi dikkat hoti hai pehle toh pata karta nahi hai mere baare mein tab toh hawabaaji mein aajata hai lekin end sabka same he hota hai, death.. Samjha or koi option he nahi hai. Direct Death... Lekin fir bhi maadarchod marrne ko taiyaar rehte hain log bolo..

Rana-C.. Cchinta a.. Mamattt. Karr tujhee. E. Bhi koi millegaaa... Jo tujhe. T. Tt. Eri aukaat dikhayega... Ma.. Marrna toh tujhe bhi hai..

Main-Abe nahi be.. Main marr nahi shakta.. Amar hun main maadarchod yahi toh bhull jaatey ho tumlog..

Rana-F. F.. Fuck yy..y.yoooo oouuuu.

Main-Sun sun.."" Rana ji mujhe maaf karna galati Mhaare Se Ho Gayi "" ahahahHaahahahahhahahah.

Ye bolke maine Rana ki khopdi kholdi or uska chapter bandh kardiya.. On The Spot.. On the Fucking spot...

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[AP 316]

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[Hell Strom]

Update-218(Drunk Again) ​

Babhi ka ultimatum tha 20 minutes ka or mujhe 1 ghantey se jyaada lagne waala tha toh gaali padni pakki thi.. Then maine Shoes k liye call kiya toh unke pass bhi bhenchod sabse mehnge shoes jo they Nike Air Mag usme mera size nahi tha 65 lakh k juttey they bhenchod, Abhi leleta miljaate toh.. Uske baad unke pass jo second they woh maine kal pehne he they issliye maine unke 3rd costliest shoes leliye jo mujhe almost 11 lakh k paddey or woh haweli pohanch jaaenge mujhse pehle..

Main-Jaldi karbe itana time nahi hai..

Ab kareeb 25 minutes baad ekdum fresh cut k sath main ready tha bhenchod kya lag raha hun main.. Fucking hell.. Ab main jaldi se nikala 7 bajne waale they almost nikala he tha ki mera phone fir baja abki baar Abeer ka call tha..

Abeer- Kahaan haibe tu??

Main-Aagaya bus 5 minutes mein...

Abeer - Tu ghar he naa aaya hai abhitak?? Bhosdk.. Babhi bolrahi tu ready horaha hoga as tere kapde aagaye they .. Abe Delhi gaya tha baal katwaane bawligand..

Main-Abe aaraha hun 5-10 minutes mein..

Abeer - 10 Minutes?? Matlab 20-25 minutes toh lagengi tujhe.. Idhar baraat ready hai nikalne k liye literally abhi k abhi.. Or tu 20 minutes mein aaega fir nahaaega ready hoga..

Main-Don't worry Turant ready hounga..

Abeer - Bhosdk.. Jab toh sota raha..

Abeer-Ek kaam kar bhosdk.. Main nahi aaraha teri gand marwa jaa.. Mere bina jaake dikha... Abtoh bilkul nahi aaunga yahaan se he daru peeke fir aaunga or fir ready hounga then chalenge.. 2 ghantey lagaake chal or jaa jaake babhi ko bhi boldena..Bhosdk dimag khaa le mera.. Utha tha tabse yahi baat suni hai ek..

Abeer- Teri gand tod dunga main..

Main-Todtey rehna baadmein lekin abhi 2 ghantey nahi aaraha main.. Jaa karle kya karega..

Ye bolke maine call cut ki.. Abtoh jaaunga bhi nahi bc.. Bhenchod.. Dimag khaalo mera.. Ek banda hai kitana sunaoge uko.. Ab bulaake dikhao, mujhse dheeth thodi hai koi..

Ab ye bolke maine pehla theka dekhtey he gaadi roukki.. Theka normal tha sabse mehngi Red lable he milli mujhe wahaan toh maine wahi lelee or wahin se thoda chakkna or paani wagairaah leliya and waapis aaya gaadi mein or doobara kissi ka phone aaye usase pehle ek large peg banaaya or gatak gaya..Ab kal waali situation hui afeem k uppar daru jami nahi lekin aaj vomiting jarur hui jo expected tha maine aaraam se vomiting ki and hath munh dhoke firse banaya ek peg.. Ab karo phone mere pass.. Mera ye Kehte he mera phone baja jo babhi ka tha maine uthaya..

Babhi-Tu abhi tak ghar bhi nahi aaya hai?? Mujhe laga tu naha raha hai.. AP baraat ready hai tera he wait hai..

Main- 1-2 ghanta lagega babhi Minimum..

Babhi - Kyun? Kya kar raha hai aisa??

Main-Kuch nahi bus time pass..

Babhi-AP main majaak nahi kar rahi..

Main-Main bhi babhi.. 2 ghantey se pehle aajaaunga. Ab Ruth gaya main..

Babhi - Ab kisne kya bola tujhe??

Main-Ye jaanwar ne..

Babhi-Toh ab aaja main bolti hun usko..

Main-2 ghantey babhi or agar mujhe baar baar call ki toh timer badh bhi shakta hai ye dhyaan rakhne kaa.. Jaake dikhao mere bina.. Usase pehle main nahi aane waala..

Babhi-AP i swear to God..

Main-Byee...

Call disconnected..

Babhi ne fir call kiye maine cut kiya, kal gaali toh khaani he hain toh theek se he khaa lenge.. Main laga ab peg pe peg bananey Jaanwar ka call aaya Sam Ravi sabka maine cut he kiya.. Lund uthaaega call mera.. Lekin fir aaya bhai ka call jo mere lund ko nahi mujhe he uthana tha..

Main-Ji bhai..

Deva-Kya kar raha hai AP aise bacho jaise nahi kartey.. Ladki waale wait kar rahe hain unko yun khadda nahi rakhtey.. kabse wait horaha hai tera.. Kahaan hai tu?? 1 minute ka bhi time nahi hai AP..

Main-Kitani derr mein aaun??

Deva-Abhi se peene laga tu? Arrey baraat mein jaake peeta..

Main-Arrey jyaada nahi pee bhai.. Aap bolo kitani derr mein aaun..

Deva-Aana toh dekh turant he hai lekin lele 2_3 peg fir aaja jaldi se..

Main-Ok bhai 20 minutes mein aaya.. Net 20...

Deva-Aaja aaja..

Main-Also mujhe kal se pehle koi kuch nahi kahega warna fir nikal jaaunga main..

Deva-Haao baba haao.. Aa toh ek baar..

Call disconnected..

Dekha issliye i love bhai woh samjhtey hain mujhe bhi or responsibilities ko bhi.. Ab mera mood toh bottle khatam karne ka tha but bhai k call k baad maine 2 mega peg banaye jiske baad bus 40-50 ek ML bachi bottle mein jisse maine faink diya or mast ek cigarette peeke main nikala ghar k liye badhiya set hogaya tha main, jyaada nahi but bahot tha.. Hoga kyun nahi bhenchod almost ek bottle dhakaar gaya tu 40 minutes mein..

Ab main ghar pohancha toh baraat k liye gaadiyaan line se khaddi thi andar lawn mein kuch log baithtey they unmein kuch bahaar khaddey they kuch chairs wagairaah pe baithtey they, yaani literally mera he wait horaha tha bc.. Sabne aatey he mujhe khaa jaane waali najron se dekha literally lekin bola koi kuch nahi.. Hehehe, mujhse panga bc..

Khair main sabko bhaari ignore kartey hue andar aaya seedha apne room mein, babhi mere piche piche andar aai unka cehra gusse mein laal tha but woh mujhe kapde dene aai thi mere jo new aaye they..

Babhi - Ab late matt kar fataak se ready hojaa..Dekha na kaise wait hor.. Hoo.. Tune abhi se Sharaab pee lee??

Main-Main.. Main naha raha hun..

Main turant washroom mein ghussa pehle toh fresh hua bhenchod then brush wagairaah karke fir nahaane laga garma garam paani se nahaaya seconds k hissab se and bahaar aake turant kapde change kiye.. Raman ne bhenchod sachmuch 15 lakh k aas pass k kapde bhejdiye they.. Rohit sach bolraha tha.. Thankfully measurements sab set they.. Juttey bhi aagaye they toh maine fataak se pehne and main aaya niche ab mujhe dekh sabko sans aaya..

Mangal - Aao sir aao.. Bhai.. Tujhe kal milta hun..

Main-kal chhod, Main tujhe 3-4 peg maarke fir milta hun..

Bhai-Ready hai.. Chalo.. Abeer baitha sabko ek sath chalna hai..

Main-Jack or Vinny dono yahaan hain?? Meenu k wahaan kon hai??

Bhai - Guards hain kuch..

Main-Kuch?? Naa naa.. Vinny abhi nikal kuch guards leke wahaan

Bhabhi-Tu toh bolraha tha Rana nikal gaya.

Main-Uska kya bharosa bhai fir aagaya ho konsa durr jaana hai.. Risk kyun lena.. Apne sath bhi gaadiyaan jaaengi guards ki.. Kaafile k aage bhi or piche bhi..

Bhai - Are you sure??

Main-Yeah.. 10000%...No risks.. None..


Continued..

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[Hell Strom]

Main-Sun sun.."" Rana ji mujhe maaf karna galati Mhaare Se Ho Gayi "" ahahahHaahahahahhahahah.

Mar gaya madarchod.... la lal lala ....