Vinay ko full chola diyaUpdate-707(Vinay)
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Main college canteen mein baitha still Shubham ko Sirsa se by election ladne k liye mana raha tha kyunki mujhe aisa banda caahiye tha jiska Sirsa se koi relation ho or Shubham ka full relation tha uske mama wahin k they..
Main -Abe darr kya raha hai..
Shubham- Woh dikkat nahi hai bhai..Aap sath ho toh main kissi se nahi darrta..
Main -Abe koi dikkat nahi hai samjha ,tujhe bus khadda hona hai ..Buss...Or kuch bhi nahi karna...Bhosdk ghar ghar vote maanganey bhi nahi jaana bus 4-6 rally karwa denge ...Mujhe bus tu caahiye...Samjha...Mujhe aisa banda caahiye tha jiska Sirsa mein aana jaana ho yaa koi relation ho ... Kyunki politics mein relation jaruri hai...Ab tera toh gajab relation hai sab maame hain tere bc....Bhaanje ko vote nahi denge toh kisko denge..Bus jeet gaya tu ..
Shubham-Bhai Mama he toh problem hai ...
Main- Matlab...
Shubham-Woh mera mama bhai chutiya Banda hai..
Main- Abe usko padda rehney dey uska kya karna hai humein...Naam caahiye bus uska..Naam lene k liye permission thodi lenge chutiye se...
Shubham- Naam he toh kharaab hai bhai...
Main- Theek se bol be .
Shubham- Chutiya insaan hai bhai...Aadhe Sirsa k paise khaaye baitha hai ... Factory hua karti thi uski wahaan aag lagi thi kai majdoor jallke marre they unko bhi unka hakk nahi diya tha ..Aadha Sirsa thukta hai uske uppar...
Main- Woh 2-3 saal pehle jo factory mein aag lagi thi woh ???
Shubham-Haan Bhai ..
Main-Tera mama toh maadarchod hai bhenchood...
Ab seat par khadda hone ki baari meri thi...Main chilaaya toh saari canteen ne ab mujhe ghurra...
Rohit - Baith Jaa chutiye...
Ashish - Kya hua be ??Kisko gaali de raha hai..
Main- Bhakk bc...
Shubham - Toh yahi dikkat hai bhai...Or kahin ka election ladwaate toh mama k naam par thuu karke ladd leta lekin yahaan toh ladna he mama bhanje k riste par hai...Kaise ladunga..
Main- Naa naa..Matt ladd bhosdk bhai gand par laat maarenge tere bhi or mere bhi... Bhenchood... Candidate chud Gaya Mera toh be... Bhenchood...Main khuss hoke aaya tha yahaan ...Bhosdk....Uss jagah par ek tu he mera sahara tha ...Tune toh gand maar di meri ..
Rohit- Isne thodi iske mama ne maar di gand ...
Main- Wahi... Madarchod mama..
Shubham - Sorry bhai...
Main- Tu kyun sorry bolraha haibe .Bc koi orr hota toh chup chaap naam daalke election takk chala jaata faayda uthaake but bc tu khud bata diya...Jaan hai tu apni...
Shubham- Thanks Bhai...Aapka faayda uthaake kya kama lunga bhai..
Main- Shabbas...Lekin bhenchood...Ab election kisse ladwaaun main...
Rohit - Ab itani problem hai toh main ladd lunga mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai wahaan jaane mein..
Main- Bhosdk...Dikkat mujhe hai chutiye...Tujhe kya dikkat hogi bhalla...Wahan jaaega toh wahan k logon ko he farak padega bus ki tu MP hai ...Aisi jagah se ladna hai tujhe ki naam delhi takk jaae...Or tu udhar Punjab side jaane ko bol raha.
Rohit-Fir kya karein ???
Main- Soch kuch toh soch...
Rohit- Hmmm...
Main- Chalo Faridabad Chaloge ??
Rohit - Faridabad ??
Main- Haan...Kaam hai...South East Delhi ka candidate bhi caahiye mujhe...
Rohit- Faridabad???Vinay ???
Main- Haan...
Rohit- Bc bhai maanenge...
Main- Manaa lenge ..Chal Shubham chal raha hai kya yaa kaam hai koi...
Shubham - Naa bhai free hain bilkul..Chaliye...
Main- Good...Gaadi chalaa fir...
Maine apni chaabi Shubham ko di and hum teeno canteen se bahaar nikalke parking mein aaye ..
Rohit- Tujhe bhi bc chull machi hai seats bhi wahi lee hain jahaan jeetana impossible maan rahe hain log...
Main- Ussi mein maja hai... Impossible ko possible karna he toh kaam hai apna..
Rohit- Ussi ko chull kehte hain..
Main- Bhosdk gaadi mein baith chup chaap tu...
Humlog Dopehar 3:00 baje faridabad pohanchey jahaan jaake maine Vinay ko call kiya...
Vinay- Parnaam maalik..
Main-Kahaan mere betey...
Vinay- Yahin bhai Faridabad... Bataao kaise yaad kiya ??
Main- Tere ghar ki chaaye peene kaa Mann kar raha tha..
Vinay- Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai ..Mera Ghar thodi hai ghar toh aapka hai ..Kabhi aao..
Main- Aa raha hun 7 minutes mein net...
Vinay-Abhi??
Main- Naa kal 7 minutes mein bhosdk...
Vinay - Sorry bhai...Aao bhai...Main toh issliye puch raha tha ki pehle bata diya hota toh badhiya taiyaari karleta khaatir daari ki..
Main- Khaatir daari nahi caahiye bc ...Sunle bus chaaye peeni hai ...Koi bheed nahi caahiye bus tu or babhi ho kaafi hain...
Vinay- Ji bhai..
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Humlog 5-7 minutes mein Vinay k bungalow par pohanchey gate par he guards k sath Vinay khadda tha usne gaadi andar lagwaai humaari or gaadi se uttarte he usne pair chuwe mere or uske piche uski biwi ne pair chunne caahe lekin main pehle he piche hatt gaya...
Main - Ye toh pagal hai Babhi ji ..Ladies ko pair nahi touch karne hotey...
Vinay- Aapke liye he pagal hain bhai...Parnaam Rohit Ji..
Rohit- Parnaam...Kaise ho Vinay bhai??
Vinay- badhiya maalik...Badhiya..Aao bhai andar...
Main-Andar nahi yahin lawn mein baith...Dhoop lele thodi...
Vinay- Ji bhai ...Aao bhai...Dhanya bhaag humaare jo aap padhaare...
Hum baithe wahan ..
Main- Tum bhi baitho be...
Vinay - Aap baitho bhai ..Aapke saamne baithne laayak nahi hue hain abhi .
Main- Ye bakwaas karni haina toh main jaata hun...Baitho jaldi ..Good..
Vinay- Chaaye Le aao....
Main-MLA se chaaye peelwaaega ab..
Babhi-Aapke saamne MLA thodi hain bhaiya...Aap toh family he ho ..
Main- Chaaye kissi or ko bol do or dono Ab dhyaan se suno kaan kholke...
Vinay- Ji .
Main- Hua kya By Elections ki date aagayi hain...Or ek seat toh tere bagal mein he hai...South East...
Vinay- Haan chinta Naa karo bhai aadha South East apna hai pura dum lagaa denge Balvant ka khouuf nahi hai ab ,toh pura jorr lagaa denge aapke liye..Le aao candidate aap bindaas...
Main- Le aaya ..
Vinay- Kon ??
Main- Tu..
Vinay - Hahaha...Sahi hai...Batao bhai batao...
Main- Abe sachmein tu...
Maine bataya usko kya situation hai or bhai se kya baat hui meri..
Vinay - Bbb ..bHai...Main ???Main ??
Main- Haan be tu...
Vinay- Main kaise bhai ??
Main- Kyun tu nahi ladega ??Hath pair nahi hain tere ??andha hai tu ???
Vinay- Lekin bhai ...woh Deva bhai...
Main - Haan haan ... I know Deva bhai ne mana kiya hai tujhe...But unhe main mana lunga...Tu bus bata ladega yaa nahi ..
Vinay- Deva bhai ko problem nahi hai toh aapka hukkum kaise taal shakta hun bhai...
Main- Bus fir ..Jeetwaane ki guarantee meri .
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Bhokali hai bhai ki. Maza aa gaya dono jagah ke apne loyal candidates ko utar diya hai. Ab Delhi side me Vinay jaisa loyal banda and Rewari me to susral hi ban gayi.Update-712(Bhai's Approval )712
Deva- Mana na karun toh kya karun AP...Vinay is a terrible choice ...Koi mujhe ya tujhe ulta bolega toh woh wahaan parliament mein he maarega saamne waale ko...
Main- Naa naa...Itana immature nahi hai bhai...Woh .. Please trust me...Vinay aisi tuchi harkat nahi karega i promise...
Deva- Or jo harkatein ki hain unka kya..
Main- Unko main saaf karwa dunga .
Deva-aise kaise karwa dega AP..
Main-Woh mujhpe chhod do aap...
Deva- Aise kaise chhod dun...
Main- Vinay ki koi bhi complaint nahi aaega bhai...I swear... Please...
Deva- Naa naa ..AP....I don't like this..
Main- You'll love this ..Seat nikaalke dega woh...Woh best choice hai wahaan k liye bhai......Woh gunda tha chalo but Balvant ki family waale bhi toh gundey he hain woh uska bhatija ladega toh woh toh khud mawali hai or unke opposite mein gunda he caahiye mujhe jo Vinay hai..Trust me...
Deva- Ye...Ye...AP...Grey area mein jaa raha hai tu..
Main- Chinta Naa karo usko balance karne k liye dusara candidate leke aaya hun main..
Deva- Dusara bhi aisa he toh nahi hai na mere baap ??
Main- Naa ..Naa...Dusara toh aisa hai jo Vinay k paap bhi dho dega ..
Deva- Kon ??
Main- Wahi Raju uncle...
Deva- Kon Raju uncle..
Main- Raju Bhai ..Raju...Bagal waala .
Deva- Oh Raju...Tu kabse uncle bolne laga be usko..
Main- Jabse uski beti ko date karne laga hun..
Deva- Kya woh maan jaaega ??Maan jaayega toh gajab hai ye toh..
Main- Maan Gaya hai bhai....Woh ladega Sirsa se...
Deva- Really ...This is great news...Good thinking....Raju badhiya banda hai for sure,he's a great choice...Shabbas...Delhi mein bhi aisa he koi dhund toh maja aaye ..
Main- Maja Vinay dega bhai don't worry..
Deva- Fir wahi baat..
Main- Or Raju chhodo ...Ek or neta leke aaya hun main..
Deva- Baat matt palat ..
Main-Arrey nahi nahi kasam se aise bandey ko le aaya hun jisko aap nahi laa shake...
Deva- Kon ??
Main- Anup...
Deva- No shot...
Main- Kasam se ..
Deva- Arrey gajab ladke....Ek din mein itana sab kar kaise leta hai tu...Raju bahot achi baat hai but Anup toh orr achi baat hai...Anup kaa base Haryana mein bahut strong hai uski community mein specially...Or banda bhi toh genuine hai ..I always liked him as a person...Ye sahi khel gaya tu...I love it..
Main- Arrey main sahi he khelta hun bhai...
Deva- Ab tu Vinay ko ismein matt daal..I know issliye tu ye 2 good news leke aaya hai taaki Vinay ko haan karwa shake tu...
Main- Exactly..
Deva- AP...Samjha kar...
Main - Bhai...Samjha Karo...I'll manage...Kasam se... Viswash toh karo..
Deva- Kuch hua toh tujhe or Vinay dono ko todunga dekh lena..
Main- Promise..
Deva- Theek hai...
Main- Gajab...Thanks Bhai...
Deva- But carefully karna hai sab... Puraane murde ukhaade jaaenge ..
Main- Ukhaadne do bhai..
Deva- Gupta ji se baat karke jo budget tujhe caahiye dono seats k liye woh nikalwa lena..
Main- Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye bhai ,I'll Manage Everything..
Deva- Paisa hai ??
Main- Yeah...More than enough..
Deva- OK then...I hope tune ye decision soch samjh k he liya hai .
Main-Yep..Trust me...
Deva- Always...
Main- Ok...Babhi...Babhi...Khaana...
Babhi- Kitchen mein rakha hai garam karlo or khaa lo...
Main- Thanks...Kal Raju and family dinner k liye aarahi hai just a head up..
Babhi- Awesome...
Main or Rohit dinner karne baithey ...
Rohit- Bach Gaye bc..
Main- Bachna he tha...Plan he aisa tha...Akele Vinay ka naam leke Gaye hotey toh gand tod detey bhai..
After dinner main room mein aaya and Vinay ki image clean karne k liye thodi planning ki and uske baad late he soya main or subah 10 baje uthke nikala main waapis faridabad k liye Rohit or Ravi mere sath they...Kuch logon se milna tha humein Vinay k liye he obviously ab main Vinay k woh paap nahi dho shakta tha jinke liye woh saja kaat raha tha but main uske woh paap jarur dho shakta tha jinke liye woh doobara saja kaatne ki kagaar par tha kuch maheene pehle Vinay ne kuch local corporators k sath hathapaai ki thi uske baad police case hua or even uss case k lead officer ko bhi Vinay ne Peeta tha jiski wajah se case chal raha tha or mujhe woh case khatam karna tha...Ussi liye unn corporators or police officers se meeting thi meri.. Obviously pehle humaari sunaney waale nahi they wohlog kyunki woh Balvant k corporators they or Delhi police ka he inspector tha toh unhe Darr utana tha nahi but ab toh woh hath joddke or Sir jukhaake maanenge meri baat issliye main khud jaa raha tha .. Dopehar 2 baje Meeting mein pohancha main and pohanchtey he unhone pair chuke Aashirwad liya Mera... Formalities k baad sab baithey and maine Vinay ko bulaya ..
Main- Seedha point par aaunga mujhe nahi pata uss din kya hua tha ya kiski galati thi .Vinay ki galati hogi mujhe pata hai or uss galati k liye main khud maafi maanganey aaya hun seedhi baat ye hai usko election ladna hai woh bhi tumhari he constituency se or main nahi caahta ye jhaant bharr ka case isko problems dey ... Issliye main yahaan aaya hun taaki ye case yahin khatam karwana hai ab tumlog maan jaaoge toh ye sab easily ho jaaega badle mein jo bhi caahiye tumhe woh main dunga...Or nahi maanoge toh bhi kaam toh mera hoga he but mujhe thoda dukhi hona padega or dukhi hone ka time hai nahi mere pass issliye main khud yahaan aaya hun...
Inspector - Phone kar diya hota bhai waise he maan jaatey hum toh...
Main- Phone kiye they tab uthaaye nahi tumne ...But koi naa tab sarkaar nahi thi naa...Ab Maan jaao...
Inspe- Maan Gaye bhai...
Main- Good...Or haan case waapis lene ki tareekh thodi pehle ki likhwaani padegi ye naa lage ki keval election k liye he case waapis hua hai ...Koi puche toh bolna ye toh 1 -2 maheene pehle he humne case waapis leliya tha ..
Inspe- Woh kaise possible hoga bhai...Date piche kaise jaaegi.. Impossible hai woh toh ..Court documents par date back kaise jaaegi..
Main- Woh main sambhaal lunga tareekh mujhse puchke he badalti hai aajkal ,tumne bus haan mein haan milaani hai..Kal media aaegi toh seedha bolna ki misunderstandings thi Vinay ki bhi or humaari bhi jo hua galat hua humein koi case nahi karna tha issliye case waapis leliya tha bahot pehle...
Ab un sabne haan mein gardan hilaayi ..
Main- Bus thanks a lot...Or haan kahin hero bano bahaar jaake ,main bata raha hun kahin kaa nahi chhodunga pith piche bakchodi ki toh ...Nahi karna toh abhi he mana kardena...AP yun he nahi kehte log mujhe..
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