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[Naik]

Update-737(The Rally-4)
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737

Vinay ne apna bhaasan khatam kiya toh logon ne badhiya response Diya usko ,maine bhi taaliyaan bajaai uske liye ,gutsy bhaasan diya tha londey ne ,usne mere pair chuwe or piche hatt gaya or main aaya mike par ..

Main - Namaskar mere pyaare deshwaashiyon pehle toh bahot bahot bahot dhanyawad aap sabka yahaan aane k liye , aap sabne saare records tod diye itani badi rally kabhi India mein nahi hui thi mujhe khud bhi vishwas nahi horaha ki ye sab ashli hai ,woww...Or ye aap sabki madad se he sambhav ho paaya hai ..Ye bahot maayne rakhta hai humaare liye or BLD ki taraf se main aapsabka tahe dil se dhanyawad karta hun.... Ab baat kartey hain ki hum yahaan kisliye ikkatha hue hain .. Vinay Deswal ..Vinay actually waise toh mera bada bhai hai lekin ye iska badapann hai ki ye mujhe itani ijjat deta hai ...Aap sabko pata hai Vinay ka past kaisa Raha hai sabko pata hai usne kya Kiya hai kya nahi kiya or main uski safaai dene nahi aaya hun usne jo kiya woh galat kiya main khud maanta hun lekin kabhi kabhaar galat karna bhi jaruri hota hai apne pariwar ko bachaane k liye ,or aap sab humaara pariwar ho .. Or wahi uss time hua tha Vinay ne pehla kadam nahi uthaaya tha pehal saamne se hui thi Humaari party k logon ko maara gaya tha dhamkaya gaya tha unka jeena durlabh kiya gaya tha or Vinay ne pehle police ka he darwaja khatkhataya tha usne FIR darj ki thi lekin center mein uss time kiski sarkaar thi ye aapko pata he hai toh police hath par hath rakh k baithi rahi or humaare logon ka soshan nahi rukka woh masoom log seh rahe they kyunki woh kuch kar nahi shakte they lekin Vinay ye nahi sehne waala tha usne apne logon k liye hath uthaaya haan galat tha but jaruri tha I'm proud of him iski jagah main hota toh jaan se maar deta unko ..Kyunki agar aapke pass kuch kar dikhaane ki power hai or aapke hotey hue bhi gareeb or majboor logon ka soshan horaha hai or aap kuch kar nahi rahe toh aap aadmi nahi ho thuuuu hai aapke uppar ..Uske baad Vinay ne jurm kabool bhi kiya or uske liye jail bhi gaya apni saja bhi kaati... Ye election nahi ladna caahta tha isko darr tha ki aaplog kya sochoge woh toh maine isko force Kiya jaan bujhke yahaan leke aaya kyunki South Delhi ko iski jarurat hai kyunki yahaan k purav MP jo khud centre government k maai baap they unke hotey hue bhi South Delhi ka aisa haal hai toh unke yahaan se koi dusara jeetata toh ab opposition mein baithke toh South Delhi ko khatam he kar detey issliye mujhe koi trusted banda caahiye tha yahaan se taaki South Delhi ko waapis Delhi waale standard par leke aaya jaaye or Vinay se jyaada trusted yahaan koi tha nahi mere liye, toh main seedha iske pass gaya kyunki iski saari jindagi yahaan Faridabad or South Delhi mein he nikalli hai isko pata hai aapsabko kya caahiye or kya nahi or ye wahi karega .. Ye keh raha hai ki ye sudhra nahi hai but koshish kar raha hai ye actually bahot sudhar chuka hai or main yahaan khadda hoke iski guarantee leta hun ...Main khud jimmedar hun iska .. Issiliye toh dekhlo aapke saamne akela khadda hun Vinay nahi caahta tha ki humaari party se koi orr yahaan aake isko support kare jiski wajah se log iske iljaam unpe bhi lagaaein or unka or party ka naam kharaab ho lekin mujhe farak nahi padta inn sabse mujhse jyaada kharaab naam bhalla kiska hai aaj k time or uske uppar kya he kharaab hoga bhalla karlo kharaab ,aap logon ka pyaar itana hai ki naam kaisa bhi ho aap sath detey he ho mera...Opposition waale or kuch media waale bol rahe they dekha maine ki Vinay gunda hai BLD gundo ko ticket de rahi hai gundagardi he karni aati hai unko wagaira wagairah toh ye main aapko bata dun ki unki khudki party mein Saikdon log hain jinke uppar Vinay se bhi jyaada sangeen criminal cases lage hue hain or woh still MP ya mla hain toh agar woh ladd shaktey hain toh Vinay ne toh kuch galat kiya he nahi... Gunda??apne logon ko bachaana agar tumhe gunda bana deta toh I'm sorry to say but Vinay se pehle main Gunda hun mujhse bada Gunda toh koi hai he nahi ... Kyunki harr jagah kanoon aapka sath nahi de paata main toh abhi bhi kehta hun ye baat ki harr jagah kanoon kaam nahi aa paata , hum khud centre mein hain fir bhi , rules aise hain ki gawaah nahi milte saboot mill jaaye toh dates nahi milti dates mill jaayein toh saboot khatam ho jaatey hain yahi sachaai hai or isko hum khatam bhi kar rahe hain but 60+ saal se ye sab chalta aaraha hai toh time toh lagega he lekin trust me ek din main yun he aap sabke saamne khadda hounga or kahunga ki humne corruption khatam kar diya hai ... Bus aap aise he aashirwad banaaye rakho aise he humein jeetwatey raho aage main dekh lunga .. ...Ye Agle elections takk aapke bich rahega harr kaam karwaaega chota ho ya bada iske darwaaje aap sabke liye humesha khulle rahenge ye mera waada hai ...Mujhe pata hai Vinay ko aap jeetwaaoge uske liye pehle he dhanywaad bol deta hun main aapsabko... Dhanywaad bhaiyo or behano yahaan aane k liye please khaana khaaye bina matt jaana also Delhi Government ko bahot bahot dhanyawad ye sab itane ache se organise karwaane k liye ...Jai Bharat Jai BLD...

YE Bolke maine Ek hath Vinay ka pakkada dusara uski wife ka or dono ko stage k bichmein laake hath uppar uthaadiye or crowd lagi firse chilaane ...And yahaan hum election jeet chuke they as simple as that... We've already won..
Delhi mein aag lagaake main nikala waapis Sirsa k liye Delhi mein ektarfa jeetwa diya tha maine 6-7 lakh k margin se jeet thi confirm...Ab baari thi Sirsa ki toh Sirsa mein bhi mahool jamaa rakha tha maine wahaan bhi record bheed thi but Delhi k muqabla nahi tha ..But yahaan itana he possible tha or kaafi bhi ...

Continued.

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
Tow Rally ho dono jagah zabardast public ekattha huwi
Delhi me kuch ziada hi
Ab janta ko bhar bharvke vote dena chahiye

 

[Naik]

Update-738(Rajnish-1)
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738


As planned mera helicopter land hua log chilaaye main stage par aaya or apna bhaasan diya yahi ki Raju mera khaas hai ye hai woh hai aise hai waise he helpful hai loyal hai shyaana hai etc etc ..Yahaan bhi response gand faad milla mujhe Yahaan bhi main 10 he minutes rukka mera bhaasan diya uske baad Rohit ka bhaasan suna jo badhiya tha or itane mein he mahool bana diya tha maine bus aakhiri din yahi caahiye tha aaj campaigning bandh hojaaegi or parson voting thi...Bus ab mera kaam khatam hogaya tha yahaan Voting mein ganda kaam Jatin ko sonpa maine or baaki kaam Rohit or baaki sab sambhaal he lenge bus meri duty itani he thi rally se main gaadi mein ghar aaya dinner time Babhi or Meenu he they ghar Kyunki baaki sab elections mein he busy they...

Babhi-Aao aao sir, tu badi rallies kar raha hai..

Main-Karni padti hain babhi main konsa karke khuss tha..

Babhi-Haan tere bhaiya ne bataya tu Naraaj hai unse..

Main-No...No...Naraaj nahi naraaj hota toh woh bataatey thodi aapko..Haan disappointed laga lo..I mean mujhe unki baat samajh aagayi jo theek hai lekin mera dimag agree nahi kar raha ..

Babhi-Simple words mein samjha .

Main- Arrey matlab unka reason galat nahi tha unki baat sahi thi but still mera ek dark corner bol raha hai ki unko naa nahi kehna tha ..

Babhi-Matlab tu galat tha..

Main-Yess.. Ofcourse..Main pata hotey hue bhi unko galat jagah bula raha tha ..But jagah galat hai woh important nahi hai.

Babhi- Tu bula raha tha woh important hai..

Main-Exactly dekha you know me so well...Or bhai ko toh aane mein koi dikkat bhi nahi thi woh toh aa he jaatey baat PM uncle ki thi...Khair it is what it is...Koi na I'll get my get back sooner or later unhe kya jarurat nahi padegi meri..

Babhi-Acha hua mana kardiya unhone tabhi toh tu itani badi rally kar paaya ,i loved it ..Kitane log they yaar it was insane...

Meenu-Yeah..Movies mein bhi nahi dikhaatey itane log toh ..Drone shots mein toh jameen he nahi dikh rahi thi durr durr takk..

Main-Yeah crazy scenes they...Logon ko bulaaya or log aaye it was great...Or jabki traffic jams abhitak khulle nahi hai 20% log nikale hain abhi wahaan se toh last waalon ko toh subah ho jaaegi nikaltey nikaltey or fir bhi log aaye ..

Meenu - Tu bulaaye or log naa aaein bhalla aisa bhi ho shakta hai kya..? Tu itana sab karta hai unke liye toh ye toh kuch bhi nahi return mein...

Babhi-Agreed..Toh tension free hai ab ??Jeet Gaye dono jagah..

Main - Yes jeet gaye but tension free nahi hun i mean Delhi ki tension nahi hai but Sirsa mein ye jo haina Sudha ka ladka ye shyaana banta hai issliye kuch na kuch kala game karega polling k time, apni gundagiri karega jarur toh uska thoda headache rahega..

Babhi- Gundagiri matlab ??

Main- Arrey booth capture karlega babhi forcefully votes dalwaaega , multiple votes dalwa dega uske logon k...Aise he kartey hain powerful log..

Babhi- Tujhse jyada Powerful thodi hai woh..

Main- Babhi mujhse jyaada powerful koi nahi hai...But main thodi iss chote mote system mein involve hounga naa ...Or main kya harr polling station par baithunga....Or baithunga toh bhi apne logon ko aage kardega woh uska order sunke masoom log saamne aaenge befaltu headlines ban jaaengi...

Babhi- Ye toh hai..

Meenu- Lekin iska matlab ye thodi tu uski gundagardi najarandaz kardega .. Gundagardi ka ilaaj toh Gundagardi se he hona chahiye..

Main- Hmmm..Ye toh hai...Ek second...Ohh yeah...Gajab Meenu...

Meenu- Maine kya kiya ??

Main- Tune idea dediya..I mean idea toh mere jeb mein tha bus dhyaan nahi gaya ...Gundagardi ka gundagardi se he ilaaj karenge ..Mujhe dinner karwado fir thodi derr bahaar jaana hai mujhe..

Babhi- Ok...Hath munh dho aa..

Maine dinner Kiya or kartey he gaadi leke nikala main actually Sudha ka londa Gundagardi karega jarur hath pair maarega jarur or jaisa maine bataya main involve ho nahi shakta or mujhe ilaaj gundagardi se he karna tha toh mere baad agar iss area mein koi gunda hai toh woh hai MLA Rajnish.. Rajnish yaad haina Gudla ka baahubali MLA jiske liye Jatin kaam karta hai jo mera chela hai jiske pass mera kala paisa hai...Agar local gundey ki baat ki jaaye toh Rajnish ka naam chalta hai bhenchood usase ashli Gunda koi nahi hai Haryana k iss area mein ,bacha bacha jaanta hai usko ek time par bhai bhi uske area mein jaane se pehle 2 baar sochte they ,woh toh maine sudhaar rakha hai usko warna bhenchood woh aise he election jeetata tha toh main ye kaam usko sonpunga woh or uske log ghumte rahenge pure Sirsa mein toh koi bakchodi nahi karega or karega toh ilaaj wahi karlenge kyunki Rajnish ki afeem se he Sirsa chalta tha pehle , issliye maine Jatin bheja tha wahaan kyunki Jatin he dekhta hai uska kaam or uppar se Rajnish ko aise kaale kaam se election jeetaney kaa experience bhi hai ...Maine Gudla mein uski haweli k aage gaadi roukki or seedha andar aaya andar hall mein he Rajnish or uski family baithey they dinner finish Kiya he tha unhone mujhe dekhtey he Rajnish turant utha or bhaagke mere pair chuwe..Fir uske sathi logon ne pair chuwe..

Rajnish - Parnaam Maalik...Mujhe bulaa liya hota aapne takleef kyun ki?

Main- Bus yun he socha Tera area dekh aaun..

Rajnish - Area toh aapka hai bhai hum toh chowkidar hain bus yahaan k woh bhi aapne banaaya hai..

Main- Hahaa....Hatt bey...Baith..

Rajnish - Kya loge bhai ??Chaaye coffee ??juice ??

Main- Bus paani...Dinner karke seedha yahaan aaya hun...Kaam tha Tera..

Rajnish - Hukkum karo maalik..

Main- Thoda kaala kaam hai.

Rajnish - Main toh banda he kaala hun bhai...Or aapke kehne se kaale kaam bandh kiye hai toh aapke kehne se he karenge..

Main- Wahi..Sirsa ka pata haina tujhe ??

Rajnish - Haan Haan apne bandey udhar he hain Jatin se update leta rehta hun main regularly..

Main - Perfect toh parson voting hai or mujhe woh Sudha k londey par viswash nahi hai woh bakchodi jarur karega kuch naa kuch toh ..Samjh Raha haina konsi bakchodi??

Rajnish - Haan haan samjh gaya bhai ,mere waali..

Main- Hahaha...Haan..Wahi...ab main jaa nahi shakta aise..

Rajnish - Naa naa bhai aap jaake wahaan local gaon waalon se bhidoge na na bilkul nahi...Main jaata hun bhai..

Main - Exactly...Tu kal subah he chala Jaa sath mein bandey leja.. Hathyaar lejaa bus dikhaane dikhaane k liye tu kal he chakkar lagane suru kardey pure Sirsa mein logon ko pata chal jaaye taaki ki Rajnish yahaan hai fir uske baad koi bakchodi karega he nahi parson or karega toh tu hai he ..

Rajnish - Haan haan bhai aap tension he naa lo..Mere hotey aap tension loge toh thuu hai mere uppar..

Continued..

Behtareen shaandar update
Rajnish ko laga dia ab Sudha ka woh chutiya beta kuch nahi kar payega

 

[Naik]

Update-739(Rajnish -2)
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739

Main- jaan se nahi maardena bhosdk kissi ko..

Rajnish - Naa naa bhai aap bologe wahi karenge .

Main- Bus 2-4 raipte rakhdiyo darra dhamka diyo..

Rajnish - Chinta he matt karo bhai ek vote bhi idhar se udhar ho jaaye toh aapka jutta mera sir...

Main- Shabbas ..

Rajnish - Samjh gaya bhai....Aap befikar raho. Aapne bhi yun he Mehnat ki bhai ...Sirsa mein toh election yun he jitwa deta aapko ..

Main- Bhosdk woh kaam bandh kiye hain maine he or main he chalwa dun ab .. Election toh waise bhi jeet he jaaenge but fir bhi kyu risk lena..

Rajnish - Aap ladwao or election naa jeetein aisa possible he nahi hai bhai .

Main- Wahi toh ..Toh tu sambhal Lena fir..

Rajnish - Hogaya bhai...Early morning nikal jaaunga main..

Main- Good...Chal main chalta hun fir..

Rajnish - Juice aagaya bhai ye toh pee lo...

Main- Abe khaana khaake aaya hun ..Fir bhi yele tere kehne se ek ghutt toh pee leta hun..

Rajnish - Dhanyawad Bhai...

Main- Chal take care. Koi dikkat hai toh call me...

Rajnish - Dikkat hogi he nahi bhai .

Hell yeah...Rajnish k yahaan se main seedha Ghar aaya and chain ki nind soya ... Election ki tension khatam hui ,200 Million k weapon ki tension khatam hui Jose k drugs shipment par bandey lage hain mere ab 2 ek din rest karke fir kuch karenge...Or finally rest milla bhi mujhe main ghar aake soya next day bhi Aalas mein bed par he nikaala maine or fir voting waale din subah 9 baje Raju ka call aaya mere pass..

Raju- Kahaan ho AP??

Main- Ghar kya hua ??

Raju- Aa shakte ho Sirsa ??

Main- Yeah...Aa he raha tha main toh nahaake bus ...Kya hua ??

Raju- Kuch discuss karna tha...Aake he batata hun..

Main- OK..

Call disconnected...

Isko kya hua bc...Main Turant Ready hoke Shubham ko leke Sirsa k liye nikala ..Raaste mein maine Rajnish ko phone kiya..

Rajnish - Good Morning maalik..

Main- Sab theek haina ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai koi dikkat nahi hai sab sahi hai..

Main- Pakka ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai bilkul ..Kya huwa ??

Main- Raju ka call aaya tha bola aake mill lo...Jatin se puchke bata .

Rajnish - Na bhai Jatin mere sath he toh hai kuch dikkat nahi hai yahaan toh..

Main- Bc fir kya gand marr gayi uski...Sun sehar mein hai yaa gaon mein ??

Rajnish - Gaon mein hun bahi ..

Main- Sehar aaja ...Jatin ko Raju ka Ghar pata hai wahaan aajaao 45 mins mein..

Rajnish - Ok boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchood isko kya hogaya ab last moment par , Main seedha Raju k yahaan pohancha ..Raju Surjeet Riya Or Ramu just vote daalke waapis aaye he they unke piche piche he main or Shubham andar aaye ..

Main- Kya hua uncle sab theek ??

Raju- Haan baaki sab toh sahi hai ,Surjeet keh raha tha ki usne suna hai Rajnish Yadav Sirsa mein ghumm raha hai apne kaafile k sath...Or ek aadh gaon mein logon ko dhamka raha tha woh...

Main- Toh ?

Surjeet- Toh AP woh yahaan hai toh kuch acha karne k liye toh nahi aaya hoga ..Uska toh kaam he ye hai votes ki hera pheri..Pakka Sudha k gutt ne bulaa rakha hai usko...

Raju- Haan or usko hum toh roukk nahi shakte ...

Riya- Kyun nahi roukk shakte???Police ko bolo papa aise kaise kardega woh .

Surjit - Riya .. Rajnish Yadav ek baahubali MLA hai hajaaron gunde hain uske sath.. Saikdon literally Saikdon cases hain uske against..Humaare wahaan kaa he hai woh police wolice kuch nahi maanta woh ...Or aise he woh khud election jeetata hai ...Wahi karne yahaan aaya hai woh .

Riya- Fir bhi aapke bhi contacts toh hain he yahaan complaint karo..

Raju- Beta hum toh kuch hain bhi nahi uske saamne hum durr se dekh shakte hain bus we're nobody infront of him...

Ramu- Bada dangerous aadmi hai woh bhai hajaaron case honge uske uppar woh bhi sirf violent violent... Hajaar toh chote mote mawali rehtey hain uske sath harr time..

Raju- Wahi toh humaare bus ka kaam nahi hai woh beta...Issliye maine AP ko bulaaya woh kuch kar shakta hai..

Main- Waah...Gajab...Kardenge ..Baitho 5-7 minutes...Coffee peelwado tabtak..

Raju- Haan baitho...

Ramu- Kya kiya jaaye fir AP bhai??

Main- Coffee peeke bataaunga ..

Ramu- Police ko involve karlo bhai Kyunki usase seedha ladoge toh uske log marrne se thodi darrtey hain uske log marrne ko taiyaar he rehte hain..

Main- Rukk jaa Ramu rukk jaa...Kyun darra raha hai mujhe..Kamaal kartey ho Raju uncle main bhaaga hua aaya hun mujhe laga pata nahi kya he hogaya or bus ye baat thi...

Raju- Ye tumhare liye choti baat hogi AP hum bhalla Rajnish k saamne kya cheej hain..

Main- Arrey phone par bata detey ...Rukk jaao..woh dekho...Aagaye..

Maine coffe ka mug uthaaya or udhar se Jatin ki fortuner aai uske bandon ne gaadi bahaar he roukki or front waali gaadi mein se Jatin or Rajnish uttare... ab Rajnish ko dekhtey he Raju or Surjeet ki toh gand fatt gayi unhone turant apne coffee k mug niche rakhe or lage ghurrne..

Raju- R.r..Rajnish...

Main- Haao..Rajnish mera aadmi hai..

Rajnish or Jatin ne aake mere pair chuwe...

Riya -Ye Rajnish hain ??Inse toh milli hun main...

Raju-Tum ???Kab ??

Ab ye sunke Riya ko saanp Sungh gaya ab woh milli toh thi Rajnish se but mere sath milli thi lekin ye baat apne baapu ko kaise bataaye ki tu AP k sath kya kar rahi thi..Ab usko maine bachaaya.

Main- Ye college aaya tha jab ye sab college election lad rahe they tab milli hogi..

Riya- Haan..

Main- Haan toh Raju uncle ye Rajnish ji aapke so called Baahubali mera dost hai...Maine he yahaan bheja hai isko ..Kissi Sudha k gutt k bandey ne nahi bulaaya isko infact koi nahi bula shakta isko Marji ka maalik hai ye.. Woh toh mere kehne se aaya hai ye... Actually mujhe shakk tha ki Sudha ka woh naasamjh beta kaale kand jarur karega kyunki aise toh elections haar Raha hai toh yahaan jo uska roubb hai uska faayda jarur uthaaega or uske he counter k liye maine Rajnish ko bulaaya hai or ye humaare liye he chakkar kaat raha hai Sirsa mein..

Raju- Ohhh ..Sorry AP mujhe nahi pata tha .Tumhe waise he yahaan bulaaya .

Main- No problem main toh waise bhi aa he raha tha ...

Surjeet - Humein toh laga Rajnish ji humaare against hain..

Rajnish - Arrey marwa doge kya Surjeet sahaab AP bhai k khilaaf jaana toh durr uske baare mein soch bhi nahi shakta main..Maalik hain woh mere ...

Main- Bus Bus bey ..Senti matt ho ....

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Bechare Raju ko dar gaye Rajnish ko waha tahelte huwe dekh kar
Uneh laga kahi yeh Sudha ke liye tow yaha nahi aaya
Lekin uneh kia pata yeh AP ka banda h AP jo bolega yeh wahi karega
Baharhal dekhte h aage kia hota h

 

[Naik]

Update-740(WON)
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740

Surjeet - Sorry Rajnish ji..

Rajnish - Arrey uski kya jarurat hai ,ho jaati hai misunderstandings..

Ye bolke usne Raju or Surjeet se hath milaaya..

Main- Or ye itana bura bhi nahi hai..He's a changed man now..

Rajnish - Aapki daya se bhai..Toh Lag jaaun waapis kaam par bhai ??.

Main- Yeah..Abhi sehar mein hai ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai ..

Main - Chal main chalta hun yahan Ward 14 mein Rohit wagairaah hain unke pass chhod dena mujhe..

Riya- Main bhi chalti hun AP Mouni Arushi sab wahin hain..

Main- Sure..

Humne meri gaadi wahin chhodi and main Shubham or Riya Rajnish or Jatin k sath nikale Jatin or Rajnish aage baithey they Main Riya or Shubham bichmein..

Main- Jubaan ko roukka karo thoda madam ji .

Riya- Nikal Gaya yaar munh se... Mujhe laga pata nahi kon gangster hai jisase itana Darr rahe hain papa or fir achanak inko dekha toh yahi aaya ki ye toh ache aadmi hain main milli hun inse...Ab tumhare sath milli thi ye bhull gayi thi fir yaad aagaya ..

Rajnish - Dhanywaad babhiji...

Main-Abe koi weapon wagairah toh nahi hai gaadi mein...Mujhe matt marwa diyo betichod ..Koi weapon k sath photo khinchlega toh kand ho jaaega ..

Rajnish - Naa bhai kamaal kartey ho aapka naam thodi kharab karunga .Safe hai..

Riya- Weapons ??

Main- Yeah arrey baahubali neta hai woh usko sath rakhne padtey hain sath mein for safety reasons ..

Riya- I see..

Rajnish - Ji jaisa aapne kaha tha bure aadmi nahi hain babhi ji hum woh toh halaat k maare ghum rahe hain..

Riya- Ohh...That's sad..

Rajnish - Wahi toh...

Main- Bus bey sentimental value naa badha ...Kya situation hai waise ??

Rajnish - 95% sahi hai bhai bus ek aadh gaon mein dekhi thi thodi hawa but usse bhi bujha diya tha subah ,gaon side jyaada hota hai ye sab sehar mein kya pata kon phone nikaalke video banaale pata naa chale ..

Main- Tum nikal jaao fir mujhe drop karke..

Rajnish - Ji bhai ..

Unhone mujhe Shubham or Riya ko drop Kiya sehar mein Rohit Mouni or Sam wahaan they toh hum bhi kaafi derr wahin baithey, jaayja liya sab sahi tha jo sahi nahi hoga usko Rajnish dekh lega ..Uske baad main or Shubham chopper se Delhi k liye nikale wahaan koi problem nahi thi Kyunki wahaan Vinay tha or woh khud NCR ka sabse bada gangster hai toh uske khilaaf aisi bakchodi karke kon kahaan jaaega bhalla...But fir bhi just to be safe main Or Shubham Delhi gaye and wahaan se waapis aatey aatey raat hogaya thi humein or finally Elections bhi over hogaye they kaafi saari tensions durr hogayi thi toh plan ban gaya daru ka issliye hum dono seedhe Sirsa he gaye wahaan Jatin k yahaan wahi sab jugaad set tha Rajnish bhi sath tha Aaj or Aaj koi limit nahi thi kyunki kal konsa jaldi uthna tha issliye Aaj Puri raat daru chali aaj main akela nahi bacha Subah takk Rajnish or Rohit mere sath pee rahe they or finally subah 7 baje k aas pass hum bhi dherr hogaye uske baad kya mast nind aayi hai bc Kyunki mujhe kissi ne nahi jagaaya mast stress free sota raha main or khudse he utha main shyaam 7 baje k aas pass Hangover bahot high tha toh uthke main fresh hoke nahaya dhoya and fir Badhiya khaana khaaya bhayanak bhook lagi thi bhenchood...Uske baad late night sabki chutti hogayi kal counting thi but exit polls humaare pass already mojjud they bus ye dekhna tha ki gap kitana bada hoga victory ka .Main Ravi Sam or Rohit haweli k liye nikale pohanchtey pohanchtey late hogaya raaste mein Shubham ko drop kardiya ab nind aane waali thi nahi or hangover abhi bhi gand faad raha tha toh socha 2-4 peg or laga letey hain nind bhi aajaaegi or hangover bhi nahi rahega toh wahi kiya humne gaadi mein he badhiya party Kari and fir late night hum Ghar pohanchey wahaan bhi dikkat nahi hui Kyunki kissi ko nahi pata tha hum aane waale hain toh chup chaap jaake sogaye alarm lagaake subah 8:30 baje alarm se uthgaya main or ekdum fresh utha haan thoda stomach ache tha jo junk khaane ki wajah se tha but baaki main fit tha toh main mast nahaake niche aaya toh Bhai wahin mill Gaye mujhe unhone thodi derr firki lee meri unhe bhi wahi jawaab diya maine ki main naraaj nahi hun but iska matlab ye nahi ki aapne theek kiya iska badla toh leke rahunga main..Bus fir breakfast k liye baithey sablog or saamne live counting laga lee harr seat ki counting saamne screen par ek sath chal rahi thi ab hua ye ki Cuttack Lucknow Agra or Ajmer hum suru mein he Jeet Gaye they or meri baat karun toh South Delhi ektarfa jeet chuke they hum 12:30 baje takk 5 lakkh se lead mein tha Vinay or ek record margin se jeetane ki taraf badh raha tha woh inn seats ka toh humein pata he tha fansi hui seat bus ek he thi woh thi Sirsa or thankfully Sirsa mein bhi hum badhiya lead se aage badh rahe they or kuch or sessions k baad Sirsa bhi clear hogaya tha ki hum Jeet rahe hain...Yaani koi ulatfair hone ka chance nahi tha ab

Deva- I gotta give it to you AP without any external help tune akele ne 2 aisi seats nikaal di jo puri party nahi nikaal shakti thi . Or ye sab tune bina party k naam k kiya bina kissi leader ko aage laaye kiya.Great job .

Main- Thanks boss..Party aage he thi bhai party ka naam aage he tha haan kissi leader ko nahi laaya main haan laane ki koshish ki thi can you believe it PM ko leke aaraha tha main toh but unhone mana kardiya .

Deva- Maskari matt kar sorry bola toh..

Main- Aji haan sorry se kaam nahi chalta..

Deva- Toh kya karun ??

Main - Time aane par bata dunga ..Chinta Naa karo AP hun main ,kuch nahi bhullta main..

Continued..

Zabardast
Saari jeet gaye or khaas kar Vinay or Raju ki seat Zabardast
Tow party tow banti hi thi isliye poori raat daaru chali sahi h

 

[Naik]

Update-741(Got Him)
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741

Ab Vinay 11 lakh 65 hajaar votes se jeet gaya tha jo again ek record tha ,biggest margin tha ye indian history mein which was insane issi type ki re entry caahiye thi uski mujhe politics mein ,dusari taraf Raju bhi jeet chuka tha i mean final result nahi aaye they but 1 lakh k aas pass lead mein tha woh or ab bache hue sab votes opposition ko jaaein toh bhi nahi haar shakta Raju ..Raju or Vinay dono he thanks kehne k liye Milne aane waale they toh maine unko thoda late bulaaya or dinner ka invitation de diya ...Odisha se Vardhan ka bhi message aagaya tha woh bhi baar baar thanks keh raha tha ..

Raat 9 baje pehle Riya Raju Surjeet or Ajit aaye thanks k liye bouquet or gifts wagaira laaye they wohlog .Raju bahot khuss tha or usko dekh k Riya khuss thi or Riya ko dekh k main khuss tha unintentionally maine Riya ko Raju ka sapna pura karke ek bahot bada gift dediya tha ab idhar Raju family aake baithey he they ki udhar Vinay or uski Wife dono aaye Unhone pehle bhai k pair chuwe fir Babhi k or fir mere woh bhi gifts laaye they ...

And finally hum sab dinner k liye baithey sab khuss they even main bhi khuss tha bhenchood opposition ki gand k niche se seats nikaal dena koi choti baat thodi hai or fir woh seat apni jaan ko gift dedena ..Hell yeah...I was fucking happy ..

But meri life mein happiness itani lambi hai kahaan ,mera phone baja dinner k bich mein hi,jo Vardhan ka tha Odisha se ab mujhe laga ki uski behan Cuttack mein jitwa diya or usko Jail se le aaya toh thanks kehne k liye phone kar raha hoga woh usne message bhi kar rakha tha toh maine phone cut Kiya or dinner enjoy karne laga but turant he Vardhan ne firse call kiya tab mujhe uthaana padda..

Main-Vardhan sahaab ab aap bhi thanks bologe bhalla paraaya kardiya aapne toh..

Vardhan-Thanks toh AP milke bolta main but abhi koi orr issue hai..

Main-Kya hua ??

Vardhan - Tumne jo kaam diya tha humein yahaan Odisha mein ..Drugs pakkadne ka toh wahi hua...

Main-Kya ????

Vardhan - Tumhari banaai ek team patrolling kar rahi thi sea k aas pass k villages mein toh unhe kuch gaon waalon ne signal diya or walkie talkie se bataaya ki 2 choti boats beach ki taraf aarahi hain or dono he boats unidentified hai unke logon ki nahi hain or wohlog docking area ki side naa jaake sunshaan area ki taraf boats roukk rahe hain, khabar sun team ne turant action liya or wahaan pohanchey toh 2 boatss thi unhone sawaal jawaab kiye toh ek boat mein se kuch logon ne assault rifles se unpe firing ki return firing police ne bhi ki or 2 logon ko maar giraaya 4 bhaag Gaye bags leke waisa he 1 bag piche bhi reh gaya or woh fish carrying bags they ussmein fishes he thi but fishes k andar drugs they bahot saare drugs 12 KG Cocaine milli hai humein ..Or 4 bags woh leke bhaag bhi gaye yaani 50 KG k aas pass cocaine hai unke pass ...

Main - Fucking hell...

Vardhan - But don't worry humne trap kar liya hai unhe wohlog Anantpur Mangrove Forests mein ghuss gaye hain or humne woh pura area seal kardiya hai Saikdon police or Forest guards deploy kardiye hain toh soon unhe pakkad lenge hum...Bahar nahi nikal shakte woh..

Main-Any casuality??

Vardhan - 4 officers critical condition mein hain 1 ki death hogayi hai firing mein .

Main-Fuck...Listen abhi k abhi ek press confrence karwao apke bete se (Odisha CM) usme bataao yahi sab ki local logon ne waise he jaankaari k liye police ko tip di ki kuch unidentified boats aarahi hain kahaan se aai kaise aai humein nahi pata unse puchtaach karne gaye toh unhone officers par firing kardi jisme ye sab hua or woh bhaag Gaye and piche bag chhod gaye uss bag mein humein 12 KG Cocaine milli hai or itani bhaari maatra mein cocaine Odisha mein aana unbelievable hai yahaan ye kabhi nahi hota issliye humne turant NCB Director ko ye news di hai or unhone ek team bhej di hai Headquarters se wahi bataa paaenge ki ye drugs yahaan kaise aaye. Uske alawa baaki culprits ko hum dhund rahe hain ..Bus that's it unke pass orr bag hain wagairah wagaira kuch nahi bataana hai ..

Vardhan-OK ho jaaega .

Main-Main aaraha hun Subah takk wahan...

Vardhan-AP sahaab aap kyun tension letey ho hum sambhaal lenge normal smugglers he toh hain .

Main - No no trust me woh smugglers hain jarur but unko bachaane jo log aaenge woh koi normal log nahi hain they're brutal killers I'll handle this ..Kuch bhi ho jaaye wohlog jungle se bahaar nahi jaane caahiye..

Vardhan- Ji bilkul...

Call disconnected...

Ab sablog dinner chhodke mujhe ghurr rahe they .

Main- Sorry guys to disturb you..

Deva- Woh chhod ye kya hua ??

Main - Plan Successful hua Jose k bandey fans gaye hain...Main jaa raha hun dinner karke , Jaanwar Ami pack your bags..

Deva- Great...

Fuck yeah bhenchood fans gaya beta Jose fans gaya... You're Fucked main turant khaana khaake delhi k liye nikala or NCB Mein Shruti ko call kiya and usko situation samjhaai.

Shruti - Damn...

Main- So tum abhi k abhi nikal jaao or raatmein jaake he situation sambhaalo and kuch ghante baad early morning ek press confrence karwao jisme bataao ki news sahi hai cocaine milli hai or bahot jyaada pure cocaine hai aisi cocaine India mein possible nahi hai toh ye confirm hai ki wohlog cocaine bahaar se laa rahe they toh ye ek international issue hai or kaafi pechida maamla hai this is serious or Since NCB k sath AP bhi drugs ko tackle karta hai toh maine unhe bhi inform kardiya hai toh woh bhi kisi bhi wakt yahaan pohanchtey honge ...Bus uske baad main aake scene sambhaal lunga ..

Shruti -Matlab humein pata hai cocaine Malaysia se aai hai but bahaar nahi pata chalne Dena hai..

Main- Exactly...

Shruti- Ok boss on it...

Call disconnected..


Beta Jose I'm coming..

Continued .

Khushi tow AP ke paas ziada dair rehti nahi h
Itne achche mahol me Vardhan ki khabar ne saari khushi dhari ki dhari reh gayi
Lekin ek achchi news haath lag gayi ki cocaine india aa chuki h 12 kilo pakdi bhi gayi
Ab dekhte h aage kia hota h or Josh kia karta h apne bando or cocaine ko bachane ke liye
Behtareen shaandar update

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-740(WON)
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740

Surjeet - Sorry Rajnish ji..

Rajnish - Arrey uski kya jarurat hai ,ho jaati hai misunderstandings..

Ye bolke usne Raju or Surjeet se hath milaaya..

Main- Or ye itana bura bhi nahi hai..He's a changed man now..

Rajnish - Aapki daya se bhai..Toh Lag jaaun waapis kaam par bhai ??.

Main- Yeah..Abhi sehar mein hai ??

Rajnish - Haan Bhai ..

Main - Chal main chalta hun yahan Ward 14 mein Rohit wagairaah hain unke pass chhod dena mujhe..

Riya- Main bhi chalti hun AP Mouni Arushi sab wahin hain..

Main- Sure..

Humne meri gaadi wahin chhodi and main Shubham or Riya Rajnish or Jatin k sath nikale Jatin or Rajnish aage baithey they Main Riya or Shubham bichmein..

Main- Jubaan ko roukka karo thoda madam ji .

Riya- Nikal Gaya yaar munh se... Mujhe laga pata nahi kon gangster hai jisase itana Darr rahe hain papa or fir achanak inko dekha toh yahi aaya ki ye toh ache aadmi hain main milli hun inse...Ab tumhare sath milli thi ye bhull gayi thi fir yaad aagaya ..

Rajnish - Dhanywaad babhiji...

Main-Abe koi weapon wagairah toh nahi hai gaadi mein...Mujhe matt marwa diyo betichod ..Koi weapon k sath photo khinchlega toh kand ho jaaega ..

Rajnish - Naa bhai kamaal kartey ho aapka naam thodi kharab karunga .Safe hai..

Riya- Weapons ??

Main- Yeah arrey baahubali neta hai woh usko sath rakhne padtey hain sath mein for safety reasons ..

Riya- I see..

Rajnish - Ji jaisa aapne kaha tha bure aadmi nahi hain babhi ji hum woh toh halaat k maare ghum rahe hain..

Riya- Ohh...That's sad..

Rajnish - Wahi toh...

Main- Bus bey sentimental value naa badha ...Kya situation hai waise ??

Rajnish - 95% sahi hai bhai bus ek aadh gaon mein dekhi thi thodi hawa but usse bhi bujha diya tha subah ,gaon side jyaada hota hai ye sab sehar mein kya pata kon phone nikaalke video banaale pata naa chale ..

Main- Tum nikal jaao fir mujhe drop karke..

Rajnish - Ji bhai ..

Unhone mujhe Shubham or Riya ko drop Kiya sehar mein Rohit Mouni or Sam wahaan they toh hum bhi kaafi derr wahin baithey, jaayja liya sab sahi tha jo sahi nahi hoga usko Rajnish dekh lega ..Uske baad main or Shubham chopper se Delhi k liye nikale wahaan koi problem nahi thi Kyunki wahaan Vinay tha or woh khud NCR ka sabse bada gangster hai toh uske khilaaf aisi bakchodi karke kon kahaan jaaega bhalla...But fir bhi just to be safe main Or Shubham Delhi gaye and wahaan se waapis aatey aatey raat hogaya thi humein or finally Elections bhi over hogaye they kaafi saari tensions durr hogayi thi toh plan ban gaya daru ka issliye hum dono seedhe Sirsa he gaye wahaan Jatin k yahaan wahi sab jugaad set tha Rajnish bhi sath tha Aaj or Aaj koi limit nahi thi kyunki kal konsa jaldi uthna tha issliye Aaj Puri raat daru chali aaj main akela nahi bacha Subah takk Rajnish or Rohit mere sath pee rahe they or finally subah 7 baje k aas pass hum bhi dherr hogaye uske baad kya mast nind aayi hai bc Kyunki mujhe kissi ne nahi jagaaya mast stress free sota raha main or khudse he utha main shyaam 7 baje k aas pass Hangover bahot high tha toh uthke main fresh hoke nahaya dhoya and fir Badhiya khaana khaaya bhayanak bhook lagi thi bhenchood...Uske baad late night sabki chutti hogayi kal counting thi but exit polls humaare pass already mojjud they bus ye dekhna tha ki gap kitana bada hoga victory ka .Main Ravi Sam or Rohit haweli k liye nikale pohanchtey pohanchtey late hogaya raaste mein Shubham ko drop kardiya ab nind aane waali thi nahi or hangover abhi bhi gand faad raha tha toh socha 2-4 peg or laga letey hain nind bhi aajaaegi or hangover bhi nahi rahega toh wahi kiya humne gaadi mein he badhiya party Kari and fir late night hum Ghar pohanchey wahaan bhi dikkat nahi hui Kyunki kissi ko nahi pata tha hum aane waale hain toh chup chaap jaake sogaye alarm lagaake subah 8:30 baje alarm se uthgaya main or ekdum fresh utha haan thoda stomach ache tha jo junk khaane ki wajah se tha but baaki main fit tha toh main mast nahaake niche aaya toh Bhai wahin mill Gaye mujhe unhone thodi derr firki lee meri unhe bhi wahi jawaab diya maine ki main naraaj nahi hun but iska matlab ye nahi ki aapne theek kiya iska badla toh leke rahunga main..Bus fir breakfast k liye baithey sablog or saamne live counting laga lee harr seat ki counting saamne screen par ek sath chal rahi thi ab hua ye ki Cuttack Lucknow Agra or Ajmer hum suru mein he Jeet Gaye they or meri baat karun toh South Delhi ektarfa jeet chuke they hum 12:30 baje takk 5 lakkh se lead mein tha Vinay or ek record margin se jeetane ki taraf badh raha tha woh inn seats ka toh humein pata he tha fansi hui seat bus ek he thi woh thi Sirsa or thankfully Sirsa mein bhi hum badhiya lead se aage badh rahe they or kuch or sessions k baad Sirsa bhi clear hogaya tha ki hum Jeet rahe hain...Yaani koi ulatfair hone ka chance nahi tha ab

Deva- I gotta give it to you AP without any external help tune akele ne 2 aisi seats nikaal di jo puri party nahi nikaal shakti thi . Or ye sab tune bina party k naam k kiya bina kissi leader ko aage laaye kiya.Great job .

Main- Thanks boss..Party aage he thi bhai party ka naam aage he tha haan kissi leader ko nahi laaya main haan laane ki koshish ki thi can you believe it PM ko leke aaraha tha main toh but unhone mana kardiya .

Deva- Maskari matt kar sorry bola toh..

Main- Aji haan sorry se kaam nahi chalta..

Deva- Toh kya karun ??

Main - Time aane par bata dunga ..Chinta Naa karo AP hun main ,kuch nahi bhullta main..

Continued..

Update-741(Got Him)
​

741

Ab Vinay 11 lakh 65 hajaar votes se jeet gaya tha jo again ek record tha ,biggest margin tha ye indian history mein which was insane issi type ki re entry caahiye thi uski mujhe politics mein ,dusari taraf Raju bhi jeet chuka tha i mean final result nahi aaye they but 1 lakh k aas pass lead mein tha woh or ab bache hue sab votes opposition ko jaaein toh bhi nahi haar shakta Raju ..Raju or Vinay dono he thanks kehne k liye Milne aane waale they toh maine unko thoda late bulaaya or dinner ka invitation de diya ...Odisha se Vardhan ka bhi message aagaya tha woh bhi baar baar thanks keh raha tha ..

Raat 9 baje pehle Riya Raju Surjeet or Ajit aaye thanks k liye bouquet or gifts wagaira laaye they wohlog .Raju bahot khuss tha or usko dekh k Riya khuss thi or Riya ko dekh k main khuss tha unintentionally maine Riya ko Raju ka sapna pura karke ek bahot bada gift dediya tha ab idhar Raju family aake baithey he they ki udhar Vinay or uski Wife dono aaye Unhone pehle bhai k pair chuwe fir Babhi k or fir mere woh bhi gifts laaye they ...

And finally hum sab dinner k liye baithey sab khuss they even main bhi khuss tha bhenchood opposition ki gand k niche se seats nikaal dena koi choti baat thodi hai or fir woh seat apni jaan ko gift dedena ..Hell yeah...I was fucking happy ..

But meri life mein happiness itani lambi hai kahaan ,mera phone baja dinner k bich mein hi,jo Vardhan ka tha Odisha se ab mujhe laga ki uski behan Cuttack mein jitwa diya or usko Jail se le aaya toh thanks kehne k liye phone kar raha hoga woh usne message bhi kar rakha tha toh maine phone cut Kiya or dinner enjoy karne laga but turant he Vardhan ne firse call kiya tab mujhe uthaana padda..

Main-Vardhan sahaab ab aap bhi thanks bologe bhalla paraaya kardiya aapne toh..

Vardhan-Thanks toh AP milke bolta main but abhi koi orr issue hai..

Main-Kya hua ??

Vardhan - Tumne jo kaam diya tha humein yahaan Odisha mein ..Drugs pakkadne ka toh wahi hua...

Main-Kya ????

Vardhan - Tumhari banaai ek team patrolling kar rahi thi sea k aas pass k villages mein toh unhe kuch gaon waalon ne signal diya or walkie talkie se bataaya ki 2 choti boats beach ki taraf aarahi hain or dono he boats unidentified hai unke logon ki nahi hain or wohlog docking area ki side naa jaake sunshaan area ki taraf boats roukk rahe hain, khabar sun team ne turant action liya or wahaan pohanchey toh 2 boatss thi unhone sawaal jawaab kiye toh ek boat mein se kuch logon ne assault rifles se unpe firing ki return firing police ne bhi ki or 2 logon ko maar giraaya 4 bhaag Gaye bags leke waisa he 1 bag piche bhi reh gaya or woh fish carrying bags they ussmein fishes he thi but fishes k andar drugs they bahot saare drugs 12 KG Cocaine milli hai humein ..Or 4 bags woh leke bhaag bhi gaye yaani 50 KG k aas pass cocaine hai unke pass ...

Main - Fucking hell...

Vardhan - But don't worry humne trap kar liya hai unhe wohlog Anantpur Mangrove Forests mein ghuss gaye hain or humne woh pura area seal kardiya hai Saikdon police or Forest guards deploy kardiye hain toh soon unhe pakkad lenge hum...Bahar nahi nikal shakte woh..

Main-Any casuality??

Vardhan - 4 officers critical condition mein hain 1 ki death hogayi hai firing mein .

Main-Fuck...Listen abhi k abhi ek press confrence karwao apke bete se (Odisha CM) usme bataao yahi sab ki local logon ne waise he jaankaari k liye police ko tip di ki kuch unidentified boats aarahi hain kahaan se aai kaise aai humein nahi pata unse puchtaach karne gaye toh unhone officers par firing kardi jisme ye sab hua or woh bhaag Gaye and piche bag chhod gaye uss bag mein humein 12 KG Cocaine milli hai or itani bhaari maatra mein cocaine Odisha mein aana unbelievable hai yahaan ye kabhi nahi hota issliye humne turant NCB Director ko ye news di hai or unhone ek team bhej di hai Headquarters se wahi bataa paaenge ki ye drugs yahaan kaise aaye. Uske alawa baaki culprits ko hum dhund rahe hain ..Bus that's it unke pass orr bag hain wagairah wagaira kuch nahi bataana hai ..

Vardhan-OK ho jaaega .

Main-Main aaraha hun Subah takk wahan...

Vardhan-AP sahaab aap kyun tension letey ho hum sambhaal lenge normal smugglers he toh hain .

Main - No no trust me woh smugglers hain jarur but unko bachaane jo log aaenge woh koi normal log nahi hain they're brutal killers I'll handle this ..Kuch bhi ho jaaye wohlog jungle se bahaar nahi jaane caahiye..

Vardhan- Ji bilkul...

Call disconnected...

Ab sablog dinner chhodke mujhe ghurr rahe they .

Main- Sorry guys to disturb you..

Deva- Woh chhod ye kya hua ??

Main - Plan Successful hua Jose k bandey fans gaye hain...Main jaa raha hun dinner karke , Jaanwar Ami pack your bags..

Deva- Great...

Fuck yeah bhenchood fans gaya beta Jose fans gaya... You're Fucked main turant khaana khaake delhi k liye nikala or NCB Mein Shruti ko call kiya and usko situation samjhaai.

Shruti - Damn...

Main- So tum abhi k abhi nikal jaao or raatmein jaake he situation sambhaalo and kuch ghante baad early morning ek press confrence karwao jisme bataao ki news sahi hai cocaine milli hai or bahot jyaada pure cocaine hai aisi cocaine India mein possible nahi hai toh ye confirm hai ki wohlog cocaine bahaar se laa rahe they toh ye ek international issue hai or kaafi pechida maamla hai this is serious or Since NCB k sath AP bhi drugs ko tackle karta hai toh maine unhe bhi inform kardiya hai toh woh bhi kisi bhi wakt yahaan pohanchtey honge ...Bus uske baad main aake scene sambhaal lunga ..

Shruti -Matlab humein pata hai cocaine Malaysia se aai hai but bahaar nahi pata chalne Dena hai..

Main- Exactly...

Shruti- Ok boss on it...

Call disconnected..


Beta Jose I'm coming..

Continued .

Mind blowing update hai bhai

 

[Rk1991]

Jhakassss update

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Sushilnkt]

Umda

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