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~Yug Purush
~Yug Purush
Welcome jii Welcome! 
Whooped By Werewolf me aapka swaagat hai.
Elections ke baad se lounge me kayi saare dhakochle huye.
Poop aaya tha, jisme mene memes ko kaafi enjoy kiya. Kuch mere upar bhi the, aur kisi ek script me bhi mera zikr tha, which I enjoyed it overall, yadi humour ke nazariye se dekha jaaye toh. 
Wo hot topic wahi khatam ho gaya tha. Ab time tha Scoop ke aane ka jiska sabhi ko gaand faad intezaar tha, kyuki thread rankings bhi jo aani thi.
Par hume mila kya?
Ye...Jab wo puraani baatein dab chuki thi, toh humaare kuch chidhe hue mod logis mili bhagat kar firse elections ka topic le aaye.
Ab scoop ko hit karne ke liye kuch toh karna tha na? 
Toh bas fir kya tha? WWX ki party members ko firse lapete me lena shuru kar diya aur unhe scapegoat banaya gaya.Aur anjaane me ye logis kuch zyaada hi chirak diye.
Jiske kaaran hamaari Naina jii bhi bhadak gayi 
jo ki laazmi tha.Memes toh bachkaane the hi.
Aisa laga, jese creators ne WWX ke members ka mazaak udaane ka bharpoor prayatn kiya taaki hassaaya jaaye. Interview me bhi.... But they failed miserably. 
Lame bhi nahi, cringe feeling aayi wo memes dekh ke. Memes rakhne the toh Poop me jo the uss tarah se rakhte. Par bc ek minute....
Mujhe yaad aaya ki kisi mahashay ne ye kaha tha...Arre bc...! Scoop toh information ke liye hai. Haaaye daiyaa
Toh humse hi galti ho gayi hai...!?
Ohhhhh!
Toh ye confirm karne ke liye mein dobaara se thoda padhna start kiya.
Aur fir meri nazar iss par padi...Ohhhhh bc...."So, Q. Hows the sex life..?? does having proper sex, affects our life..?? Whats ur opinion.. Mam.?"
IP: Sex is life!
Life mein sex nahi kiya to kya kiya men. Dharti par agar kahin swarg hai to woh bedroom me hai
Toh ye information thi jo ye mahashay batlaana chaah rahe the!??Jaldi jaldi likh leta hu kahi UPSC me na aa jaaye.
(Arre mc... Mere computer ne bhi isse Bakwaas ghoshit kar diya.)"Toh Lodu hum sab galat the... Samjha!?"
Lodu : Jii Sahab!
(Ye Lodu kaun hai? Ye sirf mein aur Lodu hi jaante hai.
)Ignore Lodu, now let's proceed...
Ab jab elections ka topic chidh hi gaya tha toh ab taaliya toh do haath se hi bajti hai na?
Itna pyaar ye logis elections se baant rahe the hume toh badle me hume bhi toh chukta karna tha na? Toh isliye apun inn sab ke liye pyaar se ye leke aaya. 
Chalo! Memes ka silsila shuru karte hai. Sabse pehla Meme boht detailed hai.
Details spot karne waale ko inaam diya jaega. 
Let's goooo...
Memes
Ab baari aati hai unn mahashay ki jisne poora ka poora ek flop thread hi khol liya iss chakkar me 
Abey yaar...! I laughed for a whole minute. Anyways! Continuing..."Lodu agla meme daal bey..."
Lodu : Jii sahab!
Upar ke do log aise the... Ek jisse koi farq nahi padta aur ek jisse harr baat pe farq padta hai.
Election ke baare me baat hui ho aur ye scene na aaye aisa kahi ho sakta hai??
Inka alag hi chalta rehta hai...
Aur iss topic ko kese bhul jaaye bhala hum? Hai na!? Mahi Maurya ??
Ab baari aati hai naye member Destiny ki. Akhir inke saath bhi wahi hua jiska hume darr tha...
Arre ek kissa aur hua tha...
*Meanwhile TITANS during debate :
Ab ye akhiri meme nahi hai. Bas mera intuition hai.
Kyuki ye dono hi ID mujhe ek saath active nahi dikhi hai aur aapas me baatein karte hue bhi...
Issi ke saath yahi samapt karte hai ye memes. Halaki aur extreme the par wo maine delete kar diye hai.
Arre arre...!? Kaha jaa rahe ho? Abhi khatam thodi hua. Sabse bada raaz khulne waala hai abhi. Neeche padhte jao...
***
Ab jese 'Bahubali ne katappa ko kyu maara?'
ya 'Avengers lautenge kese!?' 
ye sawaal uss waqt itne bade the ki aadmi curiosity se hi marr jaaye. 
Wese hi elections ke baad sabke mann me ek aisa hi sabse bada sawaal aaya...
Indian Princess mod akhir bani kese!?
Aur ye sawaal itna bada tha ki mein khud ki curiosity ko rok nahi paaya.
Toh bas! Mein nikla apni tehkikaat karne aur pohcha seedhe Indian Princess aur Love 1994 ke paas. 
Mene inse directly hi pucha toh jawaab me mujhe pata chala ki Love 1994 ne apni post Indian Princess ko de dii. Aur aise hi Indian Princess mod bani.
Par ye baat saala apne ko kuch hazam nahi hui thi.
Maamla kuch aur hi tha bc... Meri chhati gyaan-indri cheekh cheekh ke keh rahi thi ki kuch na kuch gadbad hai mc... 
Ab mujhe pata toh karna tha maajra. Toh apun ne Siraj Patel jii ki madad lii aur unko call lagaaya.
Ju ko kya laga? Ki ye sirf pdfs banaate hai? Ju log soche ki ye election me inactive the? Na baba na... 
Siraj Patel bhai ne jagah jagah apne khufiya agents felaaye hue the
jo saari parties ke incidents ko record kar rahe the. 
Bas fir kya tha? Mene Siraj bro ko call kar unse saari vaardaato ka seedhe video hi manga liya. 
(Case hi khatam bc)Iski bhains ka... tab jaake mujhe pata chala ki IP mod kese bani!
Toh aaiye aap aur mein milke inn behind the scenes ko ek play ke through dekhte hai...
"Lodu curtain khol re..."
Lodu : Jii sahab!!
Wo samay tha shaam ka... Election me debate ke ek din pehle...
Jaha sabhi farties ke members ki gaand phati padi thi.
Aisa hi kuch haal tha TITANS ka...
aur jesa ki sabhi jaante hai ki TITANS me koi laundiya hi nahi thi. Bechaare election ki shuruaat se itna roye the iske peeche 
Toh isliye uss shaam TITANS ke kuch members WWX ki balcony ke baahar phattya rahe the... Taaki kahi se ek aad maal dikh jaaye. 
TITANS ke Leader urf The_Punisher Love 1994 aur Agasthya se katayi naraaz the aur bhaiyankar gusse me the.
Unka kehna tha ki ye dono tuchkulo ne kaam me koi haath nahi battaaya hai. (Irony dekho
)Aur isliye wo behad hi gusse me the.
Toh Leader ka gussa dekh, Love 1994 Aur Agasthya ne vachan diya ki wo madad karenge.
Aur bas... IP mod kese bani uski shuruaat yahi se hoti hai..."Lodu recording chala re..."
Lodu : Okayyyy sahab!
Place - Outside WWX' balcony...
Aur itna bol The_Punisher gusse me jaane lage...
aur Agasthya Aur Love 1994 unka peecha karne lage...
Anyways... Ye toh thi yaha ki baat. Par asli khabar toh mujhe baad me pata chali... Jab mujhe pata laga The_Punisher Leader zaroor the par saara control toh Yug Purush kar rahe the.
Yahi the jo peeth peeche sab kuch control kar rahe the. Aur fir agle scene me inki entry hui... Kyuki next day hi debate thi. Plan banana zaroori jo tha.
Kho kho karke khaaste hue Agasthya bhi andar hi andar thahaake lagaane lage.
Bas fir kya tha? De diya gaya saara ka saara kaam inhe...
Par bhala Data padhne se kaha kaam chalne waala tha? Akhir aur faults bhi dhoodne the opposition ke.
Aur isliye Yug Purush jii ne firse directions dena shuru kiye...
Ab pata chala ju logis ko ki kya hua tha? Fir mahashay ko ab insect threads me ghusna tha. Akhir faults dhoondh ke Luci ko complaint jo karna thi. Par ye thehre Insect allergic. Ab ghusne se pehle Baygon toh chidakna padega na? Toh bas fir..."Lodu baygon kaha chidka tha inhone...!?"
Lodu : Mein nahi bata sakta...
Anyways! Ek tasveer zaroor hai hamaare paas inki... Insect threads me ghuste hue.
Ant me TITANS ki jeet hui aur The_Punisher aur Indian Princess ke beech jo samjhauta hua tha. Wo kaayam hi raha...
Aur issi ke saath... IP jii ki as a Mod sthaapna hui.
Par ek baat bataana toh bhul hi gaya mein...
What Siraj Patel said...
Love 1994
What he actually meant...
Bas! Issi ke saath Whooped by Werewolf yahi samaapt hota hai.
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