Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Naik]

Update-338(WON)

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Main - You are good..

Mika-I know.. Lets finish this..

Ye bolke woh aage badha full speed se lekin ab bhenchod main nahi fansne waala tha fuck this guy, main uske sab punches se bacha and then thakk jaane k baad ussne maari mujhe ek kick jisko maine pakkada or uski trick ussi k uppar use ki maine usko aage ki taraf khincha and diya ek punch uske pait mein woh Jukha or jukhtey he maine maari uske ribs k Uppar ek solid kick jisase woh girra side mein jaake woh jump maarke utha jarur lekin thoda slow tha woh ribs waali kick apna kaam kar gayi thi, iska faayda uthaake main aage badha lekin bhenchod mujhe aage badhne se pehle he ussne khaddey - 2 firse di ek kick mujhe or main firr girra piche jaake
Bhenchod this guy is a fucking legend, sala kar kya raha hai ye maadarchod..

Ye kick kaafi solid lagi mujhe issliye main ek table pakkadke utha lekin utha he tha ki woh bhenchod mere saamne aagaya tha issliye maine ek punch maarna caaha usko jisse ussne left hand se pakkada and right hand se mujhe diye ek k baad ek kaafi saare punches mere munh and pait mein or jab main weak hua ussne mujhe chhoda and piche hattke di ek kick mere chest mein or abki baar kick lagtey he main railing k Uppar se niche waale floor par jaake girra.. Holy shit gand tutt gayi bhenchod.. That hurts.. Maine uppar dekha toh Mika k khoon se latpath chehre par ek smile thi or mujhe dekh woh niche aane laga,. Bus bhai bus ab chutti kartey hain aapki, ok beta aapka game over karta hun main.. Main khadda hua apne kapde jhaadtey hue jabki mere kapdon par kuch nahi laga tha, bus Aivein he style k liye.. Mika niche aaya toh main uske saamne khadda tha jisse dekh woh bhi chownka,..

Main-I know i am better..

Iska jawaab woh dene laga usase pehle maine diya uske munh k uppar ek punch woh piche hatta bus fir nahi rukkne diya maine usko bhenchod ki gand tod dunga.. Main aage badhta raha punches maarte hue jisme woh aadhe he roukk paa raha tha, itani derr baad bhi meri itani speed dekh woh shocked tha, finally main rukka tab jab uske piche ek deewar aagayi or usase boost leke ussne mujhe dhakka dediya.. Main piche hatta, ab musquraane ka time mera tha..

Main-Wassup, you good??

Ye sun woh gusse mein aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha then mujhe dhakka maarna caaha toh maine uske dono hath pakkad liye or apna sirr de maara uske munh k uppar woh bechaara blank hogaya or maine uska faayda uthaake usko diya pait mein ek punch jisase woh niche Jukha and then maine jump karke maari meri elbow uski backbone k just uppar, ufffff! Bhenchod maja aagaya pehli baar uske munh se dard bharri sound nikali and woh munh k ball niche girra..

Main-Wasssup.. You g. G. G.

Lekin main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle piche se kissi ne maari mujhe ek chair jo mere sir or pith par lagi or lagi bhi bhayanak mujhe din mein he taare najar aagaye bhenchod mera vision half hogaya half vision k sath main piche mudda toh ye Swami he tha, main pura chakkara gaya tha, Swami ne mujhe doobara woh lohe ki chair maarni caahi lekin bichmein he Mika ne maari usko laat or woh girra piche jaake..

Mika-You do not attack someone from the back while a fight is going on.. You fucking idiot..

Mika ne usko khadda karke galle se pakkadke jhinjhoda.

Mika-Kaayar hai tu and you deserve to fucking die because you have no self-respect, you fucking bitch..

Main piche deewar se sattke khadda hogaya tha or wait kar raha tha ki kab mere chakkar rukkein, lekin bhenchod mere chakkar badhte he jaa rahe they or mera vision kam hota jaa raha tha mere sir se piche gardan par khoon ki ek line beh rahi thi jo mujhe feel horahi thi..

Usko niche chhodke Mika mere saamne aaya langdaatey hue haalat uski bhi mere jitani he kharaab thi..

Mika-You did good.. You did good..

"Hands UP Mika"

Mika k piche se Sara Randy, Chang and Snow aaye.. Oh thank god.. Fucking finally..

Mika - Yeah yeah yeah.. I am done..

Sara - What do you mean you are done?

Mika-You guys win Take him. So agar mujhe jaan se nahi maarna hai toh i can leave and maarna hai toh it was nice knowing you..

Sara-No one is killing you, just go then..

Mika - Smart girl..

Mika ne mujhe pith par ek thapki di..

Mika-You are good but next time we will be decide who is better..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se jaane laga and jaake Sara k samne rukka.

Mika-That guy right there he is the best you guys got.. Trust me i have never fight someone so fast and smart.. He is something else..

Sara-We know..

Uske baad maine khudko behonsh hone diya aage ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha but mujhe itana jarur pata tha ki we won, we fucking won finally.. Hell fucking yeah..

Continued...

Mika n zaberdast takkar di 2.0 ko lekin won is won
Mika n ko bhi pata chal gaya ki he is best
Behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-335(Escaping?? )

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Humlog uss mansion k back side mein niche khaddey they, actually mansion nahi bungalow bol shaktey hain kyunki woh obviously luxurious jarur tha lekin itana bada nahi tha uske chaaron taraf badi badi railing thi jiske Uppar barbed wires lage they jiss wajah se left and right side se entry karna almost impossible tha issliye hum back side se jaane waale they jo hard tha lekin doable tha. Sabse aage main or Randy aaye Wahaan jhaadiyon k bichmein se hum uppar chaddne lage actually jhaadiyaan nahi thi woh kuch beaches k Uppar uggne waale paid they jinke leaves bhenchod bahot sharp they jisase humein halke fulke cuts bhi lag rahe they Finally main or Randy mansion k just back mein aagaye yahaan bhi ek bahot unchi deewar thi jo main easily nahi chadd shakta tha issliye maine pehle Randy ko jaane diya, ussne pehle toh jump maarke aage kaa view dekha..

Randy - Iss taraf koi bhi nahi hai washroom and bathrooms wagairaah hain idhar, then aage front ki side mujhe maybe Swami dikha kyunki andar sab kaanch he kaanch hai toh mujhe aage ki side Swami dikha 99%.

Main-Awesome tu uppar chaddke hath khinch inka.. Jaldi.

Hum sab wahaan takk pohanch chukke they Randy deewar par chadda hath khinchne k liye lekin bhenchod almost sab k sab bina kissi help k uppar chadd gaye keval mujhe help ki jarurat paddi kyunki mera pair injured tha. Ab wahaan se humlog backside mein uttare jo kissi balcony ki tarah tha or wahaan par multiple washrooms they humaare saamne ek gate bhi tha and uske dono taraf 2 badi-2 kaanch ki windows jiske andar se humein dusari taraf i mean front mein Swami dikha and kuch guards bhi humsab niche lait gaye Filhaal k liye taaki humein dekh naa shakein wohlog..

Main-So Main Randy Chang and Ami front se jaaenge yahaan se ghumke and tumlog yahaan se jaaoge ye gate se and windows se... Pehle tumlog entry karoge and tum jab shoot karoge tab woh sablog front ki side bhagenge jahaan obviously humlog honge.. Dono taraf se gherr lenge unko humlog and then hogi Diwali..

Sab-Copy that..

Main Randy Ami or Chang wahaan niche baithe - 2 aage badhe balcony se hotey hue front mein jaana tha humein or bc harr jagah badi-2 kaanch ki windows thi jinse bachke hum niche baithke jaa rahe they.. Maadarchod sex karna ho toh yahaan toh pura HD video banaalega koi fuck that..

Khair Ab issue ye hua humlog front mein pohanch paatey usase pehle back side waale i think spot karliye gaye kyunki unhone pehle he firing suru kardi or jaise he firing hui hum bhi khaddey hue humaare saamne khidki se 5 bandey front ki side bhaage toh humne bhenchod ek sath khidki k through he goli chalaai pehle toh woh khidki gayi then un 5on ki jaan bhenchod safed farsh ko laal bana diya humne, uske baad Randy Ami and Chang wahaan se enter hue andar and main aaya aage ki side or main ekdum on time aaya kyunki Mika or Swami dono front se bhaag rahe they mujhe dekh Mika ne Swami ko pakkadke ek taraf khinch liya or wohlog ek deewar k piche chipp gaye, lekin main unka plan samjh gaya ye maadarchod firse bhaag raha tha gaadi se jo front mein khaddi thi bhen kaa lawda itana tejj kaise hai sala ye.. 2 seconds late hota toh ye fir nikal jaata, ab pehle toh maine sabko bhullke ek deewar k Uppar chaddha or Bahaar mere saamne khaddi 3no gaadiyon k tires mein goli maari 1 car k 2 he they mere saamne and baaki k toh 4on tires mein goli maari maadarchod ab bhaag bhosdk.
Ab andar jyaada kuch tha nahi toh mujhe andar waalon ki koi chinta nahi thi mera pura focus uss deewar par tha jiske piche Mika chippa hua tha Swami k sath.

Main-Wassup beta ji Daddy is here.. Kaisa laga surprise..

Mika- This is good really good.. Unexpected tha..

Main-Surprise ussi ko boltey hain lawde.. Ab sun dekh game over hai ab obviously tujhe mereko maarna nahi hai kyunki you are a piece of human filth issliye turant nikal jaa yahaan se and Swami ji ko mere hawaale kardey..

Mika-Deal achi hai..

Main-i know..

Ab iss bich saamne se 3 chutiye aaye bhagte hue toh main unki taraf mudda and un 3no ko goliyaan maari lekin iss bich Mika ne aage badhke mujhe maari laat jo maine expect karli thi kyunki mujhe pata tha woh wait he kar raha hai distraction kaa issliye main piche hattke uski kick se bacha lekin iss bich ek or laat aake lagi mere hath k uppar jisase meri m4 durr jaake girri main waapis mudda toh ye wahi banda tha maadarchod jissne mujhe goli maari thi aaj..

Main-Arrey maadarchod thank god tu jinda bacha tha mujhe laga marr warrr gaya bhenchod tu..

Aadmi-Boss you leave main dekhta hun isko..

Main-Dekhunga toh main tujhe maadarchod.. Lets go..

Mika mere piche se bhaaga Swami k sath lekin wohlog front mein nahi gaye back side ki taraf bhaage jidhar se humlog aaye they or woh chutiya aaya mere saamne ab waise toh main glock nikaalke iski khopdi kholdeta lekin iss maadarchod ko itana easily kaise maardun, lekin mujhe Mika k piche bhi jaana tha issliye maine ye sab jaldi end karne ki sochi..

Woh aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha ussne but usssme kuch nahi tha literally woh bahot slow tha and utana he weak maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-Bhenchod tu lawda fight karega..

Ye bolke maine right hand se apni glock nikaali and woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle pehli goli maari maine uske hath k uppar jisase woh mujhse durr hua then dusari goli maari maine uske pair par ab woh chilaata hua niche girra then maine teesri goli maari uske dusare hath par..

Main-Mujhe laga maadarchod pata nahi kya he cheej hai tu bhosdk, tu toh tatti hai..

Then maine next goli maari uske galle k uppar.. Or uski awaaj uske munh mein he reh gayi..

Main-Good bye beta 2 minutes hain tere pass uske baad tu uppar pohanch jaaega iss bich soch le tu tune kya galat kiya..Bada aaya James Bond maadarchod..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda andar still firing jaari thi lekin mujhe Mika k piche jaana tha main bhaaga andar se woh back deewar jump karna easy tha issliye main jhatt se uppar chadda and saamne dekha toh Mika or Swami humaari ek boat mein chadd rahe they... Maadarchod inki keys toh andar he hain..

Ab wahaan se Maine Dekha toh wohlog dono hathon se ishaare kar rahe they or jab maine ishaare ki direction mein dekha toh wahaan samundar mein aage ek bahot badi ship thi like ek mini cruise ship jo kaafi badi thi like 2-3 Bus jitani badi.. Or unke ishaaron se woh wahin rukk gayi iska matlab ye inki he hai bhenchod harr side bhaagne ka jugaad kar rakha hai maadarchod ne harr side..


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Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update - 336(Got Him)
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Ab woh itani badi ship toh iss side aaegi nahi because paani kam tha issliye unhe uske pass jaana tha issliye woh humaari boat mein baith chuke they.. Ab aise toh jaane dene waala tha nahi unko main issliye maine bhi maara jump and bhaagte hue niche uttara iss bich bahot saare cuts bhi lage mujhe lekin fuck these cuts ye aaj bachke nikal gaya toh maadarchod suicide karne laayak bhi naa bachunga main.. Issliye main niche aaya beach par tabtak woh dono nikal chuke they toh maine jaake ek or boat ko khinchke paani mein laaya jo bhenchod kaafi hard tha akele k liye lekin maine karliya then maine ki boat start ab thankfully mujhe idea tha ki kaise chalaana hai isko because maine chang ko dekha tha chalate hue issliye maine seedha boat unke piche laga di woh bhi full speed waves kam thi issliye smooth chal rahi thi boat lekin woh still mujhse kaafi aage they lekin main pakkad lunga unko easily or waise he hua meri boat unse slightly fast thi because main akela tha and woh 2 issliye humaare bich ka gap kam he tha, wohlog mujhse bus 10-15 seconds pehle uss cruise k pass pohanchey and wohlog cruise k uppar chadd gaye and chilaane lage "GO GO GO, MOVE FAST" ab bhenchod ye koi rocket ship toh thi nahi jo ek second mein udd jaaegi woh kaafi slowly slowly aage badhi jisase maine boat uske piche lagaai or aaram se uppar chadd gaya or ye dekh woh dono bhaage aage ki taraf ab bhenchod hide nd seek khelna padega idhar ab.. Maine glock nikaali and aage badha main so iss ship k 2 floors they jagah kaafi thi yahaan par or sabse Pehla kaam mujhe karna tha iss ship ko rukkwaane kaa issliye main glock liye niche waale floor par captains office ki side chall padda kyunki yahaan Swami and Mika k alawa bus woh drivers he they engine room mere saamne tha maine uska door open kiya ek hath se toh saamne 5 bandey mojjud they woh pura room bhenchod machines, buttons and lights se bharra tha..

Main-Stop this fucking ship right fucking now..

Ye sun woh sab piche mudde mujhe gun k sath dekha or kuch react nahi kiya..

Main-Oye bhosdk i am talking to you guys stop the fucking ship..

"Hum nahi roukk shaktey Ye ek private ship hai or ye Keval Mr. Swami k orders par he rukkega"

Main-Teri maa kaa bhosdaa Mr Swami maadarchod idhar dekh i have a gun.. I'll shoot you in your fucking face issliye stop the fucking Ship..

"You can't just shoot us, get out of here"

Main-Teri maa ki chut maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi wahin k wahin uske khoon k chinntey wahaan saamne map k Uppar jaake lage or ye hotey he woh ship wahin k wahin thehar gaya baaki drivers ne roukk diya tha usko.. Wohlog bus ektak ab uss dead body ko he dekh rahe they..

Main-Tumlog Swami k liye kaam kartey ho??

"Yy. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y yessss."

Main-Then fuck you too..

Ye bolke maine baaki sabko bhi thok diya. Ek banda bacha jisane mere uppar jhapata maara jisase main piche hattke bach gaya and ulta usko maari laat jisase woh piche chair se takraaya and turant maari maine uski khopdi mein goli bhenchod ka bheja khol diya.. Bade aaye gyanchand maadarchod..

Ab mere pass tha ek he task Too find Swami and Mika... Issliye main wahaan se bahaar aaya or bahaar aatey he maine kissi ko uppar bhaagte dekha jo Swami tha kyunki uske shoes dikh gaye they mujhe issliye main unke piche uppar bhaaga toh uppar kaa floor niche k muqable chota tha..

Main-(Chilaake) Wassup Mika kabtak chuppta rahega be chutiye.. Mard ban or bahaar nikal..

Mika - Mard?? Dekho hath mein bandukk leke Mard bananey ki baat kar raha hai..

Main-Bandukk se darr hai tujhe??? Yele faink di..

Ye bolke maine apni gun niche k floor par faink di..

Main-Ab toh aa bhosdk i am tired of chasing you come out and fight..

Ye sun Mika mere saamne ek table k piche se khadda hua hanste hue..Uske piche Swami bhi bahaar aaya..

Mika-Tune apni life ki sabse badi galati kardi chotu..

Ye bolke woh hansta hua mere saamne aaya.. Swami wahin piche he rukka tha uske cehre par khouff tha.. Hona bhi caahiye..

Mika-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu mujhe harra dega?? Hahahahah.. Teri Sara madam ne bataaya nahi kya, ki kon hun main.. Mujhe haraaya nahi jaa shakta.. Tu.. Tu kuch bhi nahi hai mere saamne..

Main-We will see about that..

Mika - There is nothing to see here i will literally kill you right here.. You are no match to me.. Ye sab saalon se karta aaraha hun main tujhe kya lag raha hai tune abhi league join ki kuch mission complete kiye or tu sabse uppar hogaya?? No no no beta it doesn't work like this.

Main-Oh it works like this for me.

Mika - I have done things that you can't even imagine, i have defeated hundreds of people i have killed thousands of people jisme bahot saare Tumhaare league associates bhi they.. Issliye i am giving you a chance go away..

Main- Main fight se kabhi piche nahi hota.. Lets do this..

Mika-No no no tu samjh nahi raha hai i am the best at this..

Main - But i am Just better..

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Shaandar update hai bhai

 

[Punnu]

Update-338(WON)

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Main - You are good..

Mika-I know.. Lets finish this..

Ye bolke woh aage badha full speed se lekin ab bhenchod main nahi fansne waala tha fuck this guy, main uske sab punches se bacha and then thakk jaane k baad ussne maari mujhe ek kick jisko maine pakkada or uski trick ussi k uppar use ki maine usko aage ki taraf khincha and diya ek punch uske pait mein woh Jukha or jukhtey he maine maari uske ribs k Uppar ek solid kick jisase woh girra side mein jaake woh jump maarke utha jarur lekin thoda slow tha woh ribs waali kick apna kaam kar gayi thi, iska faayda uthaake main aage badha lekin bhenchod mujhe aage badhne se pehle he ussne khaddey - 2 firse di ek kick mujhe or main firr girra piche jaake
Bhenchod this guy is a fucking legend, sala kar kya raha hai ye maadarchod..

Ye kick kaafi solid lagi mujhe issliye main ek table pakkadke utha lekin utha he tha ki woh bhenchod mere saamne aagaya tha issliye maine ek punch maarna caaha usko jisse ussne left hand se pakkada and right hand se mujhe diye ek k baad ek kaafi saare punches mere munh and pait mein or jab main weak hua ussne mujhe chhoda and piche hattke di ek kick mere chest mein or abki baar kick lagtey he main railing k Uppar se niche waale floor par jaake girra.. Holy shit gand tutt gayi bhenchod.. That hurts.. Maine uppar dekha toh Mika k khoon se latpath chehre par ek smile thi or mujhe dekh woh niche aane laga,. Bus bhai bus ab chutti kartey hain aapki, ok beta aapka game over karta hun main.. Main khadda hua apne kapde jhaadtey hue jabki mere kapdon par kuch nahi laga tha, bus Aivein he style k liye.. Mika niche aaya toh main uske saamne khadda tha jisse dekh woh bhi chownka,..

Main-I know i am better..

Iska jawaab woh dene laga usase pehle maine diya uske munh k uppar ek punch woh piche hatta bus fir nahi rukkne diya maine usko bhenchod ki gand tod dunga.. Main aage badhta raha punches maarte hue jisme woh aadhe he roukk paa raha tha, itani derr baad bhi meri itani speed dekh woh shocked tha, finally main rukka tab jab uske piche ek deewar aagayi or usase boost leke ussne mujhe dhakka dediya.. Main piche hatta, ab musquraane ka time mera tha..

Main-Wassup, you good??

Ye sun woh gusse mein aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha then mujhe dhakka maarna caaha toh maine uske dono hath pakkad liye or apna sirr de maara uske munh k uppar woh bechaara blank hogaya or maine uska faayda uthaake usko diya pait mein ek punch jisase woh niche Jukha and then maine jump karke maari meri elbow uski backbone k just uppar, ufffff! Bhenchod maja aagaya pehli baar uske munh se dard bharri sound nikali and woh munh k ball niche girra..

Main-Wasssup.. You g. G. G.

Lekin main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle piche se kissi ne maari mujhe ek chair jo mere sir or pith par lagi or lagi bhi bhayanak mujhe din mein he taare najar aagaye bhenchod mera vision half hogaya half vision k sath main piche mudda toh ye Swami he tha, main pura chakkara gaya tha, Swami ne mujhe doobara woh lohe ki chair maarni caahi lekin bichmein he Mika ne maari usko laat or woh girra piche jaake..

Mika-You do not attack someone from the back while a fight is going on.. You fucking idiot..

Mika ne usko khadda karke galle se pakkadke jhinjhoda.

Mika-Kaayar hai tu and you deserve to fucking die because you have no self-respect, you fucking bitch..

Main piche deewar se sattke khadda hogaya tha or wait kar raha tha ki kab mere chakkar rukkein, lekin bhenchod mere chakkar badhte he jaa rahe they or mera vision kam hota jaa raha tha mere sir se piche gardan par khoon ki ek line beh rahi thi jo mujhe feel horahi thi..

Usko niche chhodke Mika mere saamne aaya langdaatey hue haalat uski bhi mere jitani he kharaab thi..

Mika-You did good.. You did good..

"Hands UP Mika"

Mika k piche se Sara Randy, Chang and Snow aaye.. Oh thank god.. Fucking finally..

Mika - Yeah yeah yeah.. I am done..

Sara - What do you mean you are done?

Mika-You guys win Take him. So agar mujhe jaan se nahi maarna hai toh i can leave and maarna hai toh it was nice knowing you..

Sara-No one is killing you, just go then..

Mika - Smart girl..

Mika ne mujhe pith par ek thapki di..

Mika-You are good but next time we will be decide who is better..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se jaane laga and jaake Sara k samne rukka.

Mika-That guy right there he is the best you guys got.. Trust me i have never fight someone so fast and smart.. He is something else..

Sara-We know..

Uske baad maine khudko behonsh hone diya aage ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha but mujhe itana jarur pata tha ki we won, we fucking won finally.. Hell fucking yeah..

Continued...

Maja aa gya bhai .....kasam se.....aisa lag rha tha mere samne hi ho raha ho.......sab to bdiya tha....pr mika or AP ki fight osm thi.....mujhe laga tha AP mika ko maar hi dega but mika bach gya .....or AP team wons ....ab dekhte hai....aage kya dhamaal hona baki hai ....or aisa to hoga nhi jo ye aage na mile ho or inki fight na hui ho...... amazing updates ....dil khush kr diya tumne yr ....aise hi update dete raho....

 

[Rajesh]

Update-337(FIGHT OF A LIFETIME)

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Mika - Ok baadmein ye matt kehna maine tujhe chance nahi diya tha..

Main-Let's do this...

Ye bolke Mika aage badha woh kaafi calm tha like woh pura focused tha mere Uppar or iss bich usse koi darr nahi tha woh still mujhe parakh raha tha..

Ab Pehla waar ussne kiya mere Uppar jo kaafi slow kiya ussne main piche hattke uski kick se bach gaya.. Then ussne again waar kiya, abki baar ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisase main firr bacha again kaafi slow tha woh uske baad ussne ek k baad ek kai punches and kicks maarne caahe mujhe lekin main harr baar bacha usase bhenchod ye toh slow hai, issliye ab thi meri baari uski next kick ko dodge karke maine maarni caahi khaddey - 2 he usko ek kick lekin bhenchod meri full speed kick ko ussne bade he aashaani se pakkad liya or jhatke se mera pair chhoda ussne jisase main aage ko aaya or ulta bhenchod mujhe maari ek kick ussne meri chest mein or bhenchod main girra piche jaake.. Holy fucking shit nevermind bhenchod ye toh kahin se bhi slow nahi hai gand fatt gayi bhenchod..

Main jhat se utha toh woh mere saamne aachuka tha jiska faayda uthaake ussne mujhe khadda hotey he maari ek bhayanak kick jisase main again piche jaake girra bhenchod kamar or chest dono ki gand marr rahi thi bhenchod.. Ab main again full speed se utha lekin again woh mere saamne aachuka tha abki baar main ready tha issliye jaise he ussne kick maari main niche baith gaya jisase main uski kick se bacha lekin bhenchod woh pata nahi kya he cheej tha usne apni dusari kick bhi pehli k khaali jaatey he maari isase main nahi bach shaka or ye kick lagi mere shoulder k uppar and main baitha - 2 side mein ludak gaya.. Ek second bhenchod ek second ye kaise kiya iss maadarchod ne bhenchod Pehla pair waapis aane se pehle issne dusari kick suru kar di thi how is that even possible.. Main iss soch mein padda tha ki ussne mujhe uthaaya or uthaatey he diya ek solid punch mere pait mein jo solid he laga lekin isme utani power nahi thi obviously dard bahot hua lekin jiss hissab se isske pass time he time tha toh ye punch or jorr se lagna tha or ab main samjh gaya tha isko, iski power iski kicks mein hai, jisme power k sath sath range kaa bhi benefit tha iske pass kyunki maadarchod ki taang bahot lambi thi..

So lesson learned iski kicks se durr raho..

Mika-Whatsupp? You good or what??

Main-Yeah yeah..

Mika-Then atleast do something..

Ye sun main ab badha aage mujhe maalum tha ab ki uski strength kya hai so main slow aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maara toh mujhe pata tha ye distraction hai or distraction naa bhi ho toh maadarchod iska punch khaa lunga main lekin kick maadarchod gand faad deti hai..

Ab jaisa maine socha tha wahi hua ussne punch ko roukka bichmein and kick maarni caahi mujhe jisase main bach gaya..

Mika-Oh you smart.. You smart..

Main-Yeah kii.i..u.

Bhenchod ne dialogue takk nahi maarne diya mujhe, bichmein he ussne maari ek or bhayanak kick jo lagi mere pait mein mera saara digestive system chudd gaya, main apne ghutno par girra or girte he dusari kick maari ussne mere munh k uppar.. Ok bhenchod that's it... Ok.. Bhosdk.. Ok..

Mika-What happened?? Are you scared little boy...

Main jump maarke khadda hua ok maadarchod game khelna hai let's play the fucking game..

Mika-What the fuck happened to your eyes..

Main-Oh you just lost..

Ab baari thi meri bhenchod halwa hai kya meri khopdi ghumaa di thi maadarchod ne.. Or ab main isko pura ghuma dene waala tha..

Ab main jhapta uske Uppar woh bhi full speed se maine 3 seconds mein uske Uppar 7-8 punches jadd diye woh harr baar bach jarur gaya but woh slow hogaya last punch takk or ab ussne piche hattna theek samjha taaki woh fir bhenchod apni 10 feet ki laat maar shake advantage leke, lekin maine usse piche hattne he nahi diya ulta main uske sath he piche gaya and tab laga mera pehla punch uske munh k uppar bus start mill gayi mujhe or woh hua distract, woh sambhall paata usase pehle maine usko 4 punches jadd diye munh k uppar woh bhi and woh piche hatt raha tha iss bich woh piche ek table se takraaya or uske Uppar girrgaya and ye milla golden chance maine maari jump karke ek kick uske munh k uppar jisase woh table se dusari side jaake girra..

Main-Wassup you good or what??

Woh khadda hua thoda shocked tha woh..

Mika-You are good, i like it..

Main-Naa naa you are good i am better..

Ab woh table se ghumke meri taraf aane laga lekin main thehra kameena aadmi main uski taraf bhaaga or ek pair table par rakh ke maine liya jump and woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle apne dono ghutne jadde maine uski chest mein jisase woh girra niche or niche girrtey he main maarne laga uske munh k uppar punches uska munh laal kardiya maine khoon se, finally ussne mujhe dhakka diya jisase main side mein jaake girra or woh bokhlaaya hua khadda hua.

Main-Told you i am just better..

Mika-We will see..

Ye bolke woh khoon thooktey hue aage badha and mujhe maarni caahi ussne ek kick jisase main bach gaya then maarna caaha ussne mujhe ek punch jo again distraction he tha lekin bhenchod abki baar uska punch laga mere munh k uppar woh bhi bahot he jyaada bhayanak like bahot bhayanak main bhenchod blank hogaya tha ek second k liye toh main side mein ek pillar se takraake hosh mein aaya. Maine usko dekha toh woh muskuraa raha tha, Wait a fucking minute bhenchod iska kuch bhi kamjorr nahi hai maadarchod ye trap kar raha tha mujhe tabse, pehle ye slow tha jaan bujhke jisase mujhe laga ye slow hai toh main fansa and issne mujhe jadd di ek kick or fir issne jaan bujhke mujhe slow punch maara jisase mujhe yakeen hogaya ki iski strength iski kick hai or fir issne punch se mujhe distract karke kick maari jisase mujhe yakeen hogaya iska punch weak hai or ab bhenchod fir distract karke gand fod di.. Bhenchod hai kya ye, He is too smart.. Too fucking smart..

Mika-You good or what???

Continued..

Bahut hi fadu update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-338(WON)

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Main - You are good..

Mika-I know.. Lets finish this..

Ye bolke woh aage badha full speed se lekin ab bhenchod main nahi fansne waala tha fuck this guy, main uske sab punches se bacha and then thakk jaane k baad ussne maari mujhe ek kick jisko maine pakkada or uski trick ussi k uppar use ki maine usko aage ki taraf khincha and diya ek punch uske pait mein woh Jukha or jukhtey he maine maari uske ribs k Uppar ek solid kick jisase woh girra side mein jaake woh jump maarke utha jarur lekin thoda slow tha woh ribs waali kick apna kaam kar gayi thi, iska faayda uthaake main aage badha lekin bhenchod mujhe aage badhne se pehle he ussne khaddey - 2 firse di ek kick mujhe or main firr girra piche jaake
Bhenchod this guy is a fucking legend, sala kar kya raha hai ye maadarchod..

Ye kick kaafi solid lagi mujhe issliye main ek table pakkadke utha lekin utha he tha ki woh bhenchod mere saamne aagaya tha issliye maine ek punch maarna caaha usko jisse ussne left hand se pakkada and right hand se mujhe diye ek k baad ek kaafi saare punches mere munh and pait mein or jab main weak hua ussne mujhe chhoda and piche hattke di ek kick mere chest mein or abki baar kick lagtey he main railing k Uppar se niche waale floor par jaake girra.. Holy shit gand tutt gayi bhenchod.. That hurts.. Maine uppar dekha toh Mika k khoon se latpath chehre par ek smile thi or mujhe dekh woh niche aane laga,. Bus bhai bus ab chutti kartey hain aapki, ok beta aapka game over karta hun main.. Main khadda hua apne kapde jhaadtey hue jabki mere kapdon par kuch nahi laga tha, bus Aivein he style k liye.. Mika niche aaya toh main uske saamne khadda tha jisse dekh woh bhi chownka,..

Main-I know i am better..

Iska jawaab woh dene laga usase pehle maine diya uske munh k uppar ek punch woh piche hatta bus fir nahi rukkne diya maine usko bhenchod ki gand tod dunga.. Main aage badhta raha punches maarte hue jisme woh aadhe he roukk paa raha tha, itani derr baad bhi meri itani speed dekh woh shocked tha, finally main rukka tab jab uske piche ek deewar aagayi or usase boost leke ussne mujhe dhakka dediya.. Main piche hatta, ab musquraane ka time mera tha..

Main-Wassup, you good??

Ye sun woh gusse mein aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha then mujhe dhakka maarna caaha toh maine uske dono hath pakkad liye or apna sirr de maara uske munh k uppar woh bechaara blank hogaya or maine uska faayda uthaake usko diya pait mein ek punch jisase woh niche Jukha and then maine jump karke maari meri elbow uski backbone k just uppar, ufffff! Bhenchod maja aagaya pehli baar uske munh se dard bharri sound nikali and woh munh k ball niche girra..

Main-Wasssup.. You g. G. G.

Lekin main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle piche se kissi ne maari mujhe ek chair jo mere sir or pith par lagi or lagi bhi bhayanak mujhe din mein he taare najar aagaye bhenchod mera vision half hogaya half vision k sath main piche mudda toh ye Swami he tha, main pura chakkara gaya tha, Swami ne mujhe doobara woh lohe ki chair maarni caahi lekin bichmein he Mika ne maari usko laat or woh girra piche jaake..

Mika-You do not attack someone from the back while a fight is going on.. You fucking idiot..

Mika ne usko khadda karke galle se pakkadke jhinjhoda.

Mika-Kaayar hai tu and you deserve to fucking die because you have no self-respect, you fucking bitch..

Main piche deewar se sattke khadda hogaya tha or wait kar raha tha ki kab mere chakkar rukkein, lekin bhenchod mere chakkar badhte he jaa rahe they or mera vision kam hota jaa raha tha mere sir se piche gardan par khoon ki ek line beh rahi thi jo mujhe feel horahi thi..

Usko niche chhodke Mika mere saamne aaya langdaatey hue haalat uski bhi mere jitani he kharaab thi..

Mika-You did good.. You did good..

"Hands UP Mika"

Mika k piche se Sara Randy, Chang and Snow aaye.. Oh thank god.. Fucking finally..

Mika - Yeah yeah yeah.. I am done..

Sara - What do you mean you are done?

Mika-You guys win Take him. So agar mujhe jaan se nahi maarna hai toh i can leave and maarna hai toh it was nice knowing you..

Sara-No one is killing you, just go then..

Mika - Smart girl..

Mika ne mujhe pith par ek thapki di..

Mika-You are good but next time we will be decide who is better..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se jaane laga and jaake Sara k samne rukka.

Mika-That guy right there he is the best you guys got.. Trust me i have never fight someone so fast and smart.. He is something else..

Sara-We know..

Uske baad maine khudko behonsh hone diya aage ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha but mujhe itana jarur pata tha ki we won, we fucking won finally.. Hell fucking yeah..

Continued...

To MIKA aur AP ka show ek baar aur dekhne ko milega nice bro

Bahut hi ultimate update hai bhai maza aa gaya



Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

Bahut supar

Mika ko bhi fika kar diya...

Sin gjb ka rha

 

[Neha Ahmed]

Nice updates AP
waiting more

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[A.B.KING]

Extraordinary updates SIR G,

Legendary writing skills .