Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Thakur]

iss plan se Asia k sab syndicates durr hatt gaye, jiska main reason ye nahi tha ki Main uska bhai tha not at all, reason ye tha ki duniya mein keval 4 log aise They jinki respect EMO karta tha First My Dad Then Your Dad then Me and lastly hum dono k master. Uske baad Norman Uska close friend tha so HOD bhi durr hogaye, Jessica mere khilaaf nahi jaa shakti thi and Rahi baat ROW ki toh Wrangler ko ROW kaa leader banaaya he EMO ne tha toh woh aisi galati kyun karega bache saare clans toh Honathan jo clans kaa leader hai woh EMO ki parchai se bhi darrta hai toh ussne bhi apna naam waapis leliya toh

Mogui aur Emo ke master

Inka mention ek he baar hua he yaha pe to sawal yahi he ke ye abhitak jinda he ya nahi ?

Baat yaha Russia ke bantware ki ho rahi he matlab post 1990 ki baat he jab USSR tut gaya tha, sooo American underwear walo ko aana he tha as Russia+ rest of post Soviet states ke resources ko koi ignore nahi kar sakta he.

Again Emo ko paise aur power se jyada Control aur Respect se matlab tha aur abhi bhi he isliye wo standout kiya baki Serpents se, but uska ek ultimate goal tha jisse fullfill karne me dimag lagaya Raj Pratap aka APs father, Raj ki assurance se he bakio ne Emo ko support kiya.

At the end I can only say one thing,

You kill a man, you're a criminal
You kill hundred, you're a warrior
You kill thousands, you're a beast
You kill Ten thousand, you're a Plague

Kill a Million , and you're The God

 

[Thakur]

Main-So master jitana mujhe pata chala hai uss hisab se EMO jab top par tha uss time woh literally world kaa sabse bada crime boss raha hoga i mean usase uppar koi nahi hoga right??


Boe - Nahi.. Aisi baat nahi dekho crime world mein beshak tum kitane bhi uppar ho tumse uppar humessa koi naa koi hoga he or yahi EMO k case mein tha kuch log they or ab bhi hain jo insabse uppar hain or rahenge bhi logon ko ye maalum nahi hota or naa he maalum chale toh he better hai lekin bus remember there is always someone above you..

There's a reason 3.0 built Entity

 

[Thakur]

Boe - No no no EMO Asia kaa issue nahi hai Emo worldwide issue hai like Asia mein kisi ko koi problem nahi hai Emo se i mean Asians crime bosses love Emo uske under Asian crime world ne literally kai gunna jyaada tarakee ki so asia ko koi issue nahi hai. Issue hai baaki world ko or most importantly Europeans and Americans ko wohlog kabhi nahi caahenge ki EMO bahaar aaye kyunki Americans lead kartey hain World crime ko then Asia then Europeans ab Americans and Europeans ek sath hain and unhe pata hai EMO bahaar aaya toh Asia waapis tarakee karega and eventually America ko cross kar jaaega jo woh kar shakta hai considering Russia asia mein aaye toh jo aaega he agar EMO bahaar aata hai toh.. Issliye Americans and Europeans nahi caahtey ki EMO bahaar aaye or agar unhe pata chala ki League ne koshish ki hai EMO ko bahaar nikaalne ki toh officially unke pass reason hoga humaare sath war mein jaane kaa or humlog woh war jeet nahi shaktey, abhi toh nahi atleast.. Issliye uss war ko bachaane k liye humlog durr he rehtey hain in sabse..

 

[Thakur]

Update-512(Deal Of The Century)

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512

And 2 minutes baad ek 27-28 age ki bhayanak maal andar enter hui like bhayanak he maal ussne ek red color ki dress pehni thi jisme woh orr bhi maal lag rahi thi.. Holy shit she is hot..

Khair uske aatey he hum khaddey hue and usase sir jukha ke hath milaaya and woh humaare saamne baithi or humein bhi baithne ko kaha..

Tatyana-Coffee??

James-Coffee works Madam..

Ab ussne apni secretary ko Russian mein coffee kaa bola and woh chali gayi wahaan se.. Then ussne James se kuch baat ki Russian mein he unke haaw bhaav se andaaja lagaaya ki haaal chaal puch rahi thi woh uska and formalities k liye nahi like sachmein puch rahi thi woh matlab James k sath badhiya business relations hain uske, jo mere liye achi baat thi..Then finally ussne meri taraf ishara karke kuch bola James ko..

James-Puch rahi hain Mask kaa kya scene hai??

Main-Bol hum dono k liye behtar hai ki mera chehra naa dekhe woh..

James ne bola jiska reply ussne hanske diya..

James-Bol rahi hai dangerous aadmi ho fir toh tum, i like it..

Main-Kind of.. Kind of...

James-Keh rahi hai ki choppers ready hain or kal woh unhe early morning dispatch karwaadegi by ship jo humaari location se 60 km durr unload honge jaisa tumne kaha tha..

Main-Good..

Humaari coffee aai toh ussne thode normal swaal puche ki main kon hun kya hun jiska obviously sahi jawaab toh nahi diya maine ghuma firaake jawaab diye maine..

James - bol rahi hai Usko pata hai tum underworld mein se ho and underworld mein bhi koi badi machli ho tum, warna yahaan takk nahi aa paatey..

Main-Machli nahi magarmach hun and wahi toh issue hai..

James ne usko ye bola jispar woh firse hansi..

James-Bol rahi hai matlab underworld ka part toh ho tum..

Main-Maybe.. Maybe not..

James - Interesting.. Bol rahi hai itani badi and Shady deal kar rahe ho toh obviously underworld se he hoge..

Then ussne serious tone mein kuch bola.

James - Keh rahi hain ki dhyaan rahe jo kaam tumne bola hai keval uske liye he use karo ye because main James ko trust karti hun agar mujhe pata chala ki ye kissi or kaam k liye use hue hain toh mujhe toh koi farak nahi padega fir bhi mujhse juth bolne ki saja bahot bhayanak milegi tumhe..

Main-100%...Agar koi bhi issue ho toh she can kill me if she wants..

James-Bol rahi hai theek hai..

Then again ussne ek lamba sa paragraph bola James ko..

James-Ok bol rahi hai ki i know tum underworld mein ho, or woh humein 10 million kaa discount degi agar woh usko ek favour karta hai toh jo woh usase baadmein maang legi kabhi..

Main-No. But main 15 million or dunga additional 15 Million agar woh meri ek help or karti hai toh abhi k abhi..

James-Kya??

Main-Bol isko maalum hai already humara plan kya hai toh agar woh kaise bhi karke government ko isme involve hone se roukk shakti hai toh 15 million right now.. Bus government kaa koi Jet nahi aana caahiye humaari taraf..

James ne usko bataya jiska jawaab ussne diya..

James-Bol rahi hai ye woh kar shakti hai easily lekin usse 15 million nahi caahiye bus woh favour caahiye..

Main-Inko bol i know inko kissi ko thokne kaa hai but filhaal main khud bahot jyaada deep shit mein hun seconds kaa bhi time nahi hai..

James ne usko ye bataya jispar woh thodi shock hui..

James-Bol rahi hai tumhe kaise pata??

Main- I read people..

Tatyana - You are smart.. And i need your help..

Main-But i can't.. I have no time like 0 time i am about to die someday.. People are trying to kill me everyday..

Ye jyaada English hogayi toh James ne usse ye bataya..

James-Ok bol rahi hai abhi nahi toh baadmein kardena but kardena.. Next week next month next 2-3 month jab bhi karo karwado..

Main-Future kissne dekha hai madam...

Ab ussne James ko thoda gussail tone mein kuch bola..

James-Bhai bol rahi hai agar nahi toh fir dusara koi dhundo chopper waala..

Iski maa ki chut.. Bhenchod 65 million dollars de raha hun fir bhi maa chudwaane par tulli hai.. Fucking bitch..

Main-Ok.. Promise nahi kar shakta.. But I'll try..

Ye James ne Usko bataya toh woh kaafi khuss hoke kuch boli..

James-Ok tumhare try karne se he woh 10 million chhod degi and free mein help karegi government waali.. 55 Million it is..

Main-Naa naa naa naa. Paise main pure dunga 65 choppers k and 15 government ko roukane k deal deal he hoti hai usme koi kam jyaada nahi karunga main..Or agar main fir help karne aata hun toh mere charges tab lagenge..

James ne ye bataya usko..

James-She is impressed, bol rahi hai aise aadmiyon se deal karna passand hai usko.. She likes the way you work..

Main-Thanks..

James-Money??

Main-Yeah give me the account numbers.. And also mera phone mangwado..

James-Ok..

Ab usne ek call ki or ek guard mera phone leke aagaya then ussne ek page diya mujhe jispar 4 different countries k bank accounts they or sabmein equally yaani 20 Million each karwana tha.. Maine photo Hank ko bheji and usko call kiya..

Main-4 accounts hai 20 Million each..

Hank-80??65 nahi they..

Main-15 Million tip..

Hank-Ok.. Ok.. 15 Millions tip mein de rahe hain hum ab..

Main-Arrey joking ye woh government ka dhyaan rakhne k liye hain..

Hank - Oh.. I see.. 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

James-Bol rahi hai 24 Hours mein paise transfer ho jaane cahiye..

Main-5 minutes mein hojaaenge..24 kaa time kahaan hai bhai..

James ne usse ye bataya toh woh again chownki..

James-Bol rahi hai tum bahot he well connected ho. You seems special..

Main-Very special..

Then jab uske pass message aaya Pehla toh usse pata chala ki main majaak nahi kar raha tha and net 5 minutes mein uske pure paise uske accounts mein they jisse dekh uski gand fatt gayi..

James-Bol rahi hai itani badi payment itana jaldi..

Main - Bol aam khaa Guthli naa ginn..

James-Arrey marwadega kya AP ye thodi bol shakta hun..

Main-Then kuch bhi boldey..

James ne usko kuch kaha jiske jawaab mein ussne kuch kaha..

James - Bol rahi hai sab done hai kal nikal jaaega apna order and parson receive kar shaktey hain humlog..

Main-Perfect...

Tatyana - Your contact information??

Main-I don't have any contact information i change my information everyday but don't worry whenever i will be free i will contact you...

Ye James ne samjhaya usko..

Tatyana - Good deal.. See you soon..

Ye bolke woh khaddi hui then humlog khaddey hue fir ussne humse hath milaya abki baar thoda dhang se bina ego kaa handshake tha and then James ko kuch bolke and mujhe ek smile deke nikal gayi woh..

James-We did it.. We did it..

Main-Awesome..

James-Ye bolke gayi hai mera promise bhull matt jaana warna woh yaad dilwaadegi..

Main-Maa chudaae iska promise lawda dhund legi mujhe..

James - Aisa matt karo bhai mujhe yahi rehna hai meri gand marwa degi ye agar tum nahi aaye toh..

Main-Abe maine bola main koshish karunga aane ki, tu kuch bhi boldena. Bc kehdena marr warr gaya main doobara konsa dikh jaaunga isko or tabtak toh mahool he badal jaaega..

James - Ye bhi sahi hai.. But important baat hai we did it..

Main-Yes we did. Fucking hell..

Continued..

Tatyana ko kisi ko marwana he matlab wo unke he govt ka koi banda hoga, ya fir Russian UW wala hoga

Agar koi europian/american banda he to fir

 

[Thakur]

Update-523(He Is Rising???)
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523

Ab uske baad humne firse jogging chaalu ki rukkna nahi tha bus. Subah se shyaam hogayi thi 6-7 bajj gaye they.. Or ab humaara plan tha ek baar rukk ke fruits todd lene kaa kyunki baadmein andherra hojaaega toh uppar nahi jaa paaenge.. Issliye master again uppar chaddey ye trees par easily chadd gaye master kyunki ye normal trees k jaise he hotey hain naa ki coconut ki tarah seedhe.. Khair Master ne kaafi fruits todde main watch duty par tha maine chaaron taraf najar rakhi thi kyunki wohlog bhenchod kahin se bhi aa shaktey they.. Issliye jabtak master niche nahi uttar gaye tabtak maine dhyaan rakha master ne 10-12 fruits todd liye they jyaada uppar nahi jaana padda unhe. Waise technically breadfruit ko pakka wakka k khaate hain lekin utana time or skills dono nahi they issliye humne breadfruit seedha khaaya chaltey - 2 humaare pass last k 2 coconut baaki they jisme se ek humne share kiya or ek bachaake rakha..

Humlog smart bahot khel rahe they ek toh hum jo cheej khaaletey usko niche nahi daaltey balki jitana durr ho shake humaari direction se utana he durr faink detey same with coconut khaali hotey he usko bhi pura dum lagaake fainktey taaki unko confuse kar shakein ki hum kiss taraf jaa rahe hain.. Because ye unka gharr hai or yahaan k favorites hain wohlog .. Issliye humlog jitana ho shake utana khudko hide karne ki koshish kar rahe they..

Ab humaara plan tha tabtak chalne kaa jabtak humlog thakk k tutt naa jaaein and then humlog baari-2 so jaaenge.. Sone k liye humein saamne kaafi distance par ek cliff dikh rahi thi jo kaafi unchi thi so humaara plan tha wahaan jaake uske Uppar sone kaa.. Dinner humaara hogaya tha so humlog chaltey rahe carefully. Ab thankfully raat chaandani thi or utana andherra nahi tha ki humein kuch dikhe he naa. Conditions toh sab ki sab humaare sath thi bus baaki sab he humaare against tha bhenchod..

Finally humlog uss cliff k pass pohanchey jo perfect thi uske Uppar jaana bhi utana hard nahi tha patharon k uppar se humlog uske Uppar chadd gaye kaafi badi cliff thi ye and safe bhi kyunki chaaron taraf se humein aane jaane waala dikh jaata..

Emo-Tum pehle so jaao..

Main-Naa naa aap sojaao mujhe abhi nind nahi aarahi bilkul, main najar rakhta hun tabtak..

Emo-You sure??

Main-Yeah yeah...

Emo-10 baj gaye honge..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Per day 50 Km kaa target tha tumhara i am 100% sure humlog ne aaj 80-90 Kms cover karliye honge..

Main- Yeah kyunki dekho Humein 14 Hours hogaye chaltey hue jisme se 3 hours humlog literally bhaage hain 30-35 Kms toh ye hogaye.. Rest kaatke Bache 10 hours average speed 5-7 Kmph hogi easily toh 60 kms ye lagaao almost 90 kms aagaye humlog warna 80 toh 100% aa chuke.. Aise toh humlog 2 din mein kar shaktey hain 180 or i think itana he padega yaa 10-15 kms orr..

Emo-Haan lekin woh bhaagna khaagaya humein.. Run ne humein kal tak kaa thaka diya hai..

Main-1000% Run ne todd diya mujhe literally. Walk yaa jogging takk theek tha, or jo unse face off k baad waali run thi naa ussne mere fefdey faad diye ab ye uppar chaddne mein sareer kaa harr joint tutta hai..

Emo-Yeah.. Abhi kya kal pata chalega dard ka toh..

Main-Yeah..

Emo-Kal agar unse bache rahe toh hum plan change karenge subah lagaalo humlog 9 baje suru kartey hain journey or raatko 11 baje takk toh 14 hours hogaye humlog walking speed par rest k sath bhi 65-75 kms kar shaktey hain. Toh bhaagna avoid he karenge..

Main-Yeah.. I think humne kaafi distance bana liya hoga unke or humaare bich or raatko toh wohlog bhi rest he lenge toh kal humlog avoid kar shaktey hain unko.. Or i swear main woh chehre firse nahi dekhna caahta.. That was terrifying.. Woh cuts, woh khofnaak cehra woh bhayanak aankhein or specially unke daant bhenchod what the fuck is even that.. I was terrified..

Emo-i can't blame you..

Main-Fucking hell.. Ok.. Aap so jaao let's not waste time..

Emo-Yeah..

Ab meri duty thi iss chataan (cliff) k chaaron taraf najar rakhna issliye main chakkar kaatne laga uske chaaron taraf rukk - 2 k ab koi aaega toh uppar aata hua dikhaai de he jaaega..Filhaal toh challna bhi bhayanak horaha tha maano mera sareer fatt jaaega bhenchod, lekin dusara option koi tha nahi..

Chakkar lagaatey-2 maine socha bhenchod kya he hogaya tha, maa chud gayi thi, ye journey sambhaal leta main agar ye cannibals maa chudaane nahi aatey toh pehle din ne he gand faad di thi meri.. Mujhe nahi lagta ki bina drugs main 3-4 din or nikaal paaunga no way bhenchod.. 2 din ki toh yahaan ki journey bachi hai lagalo then 1 din toh sea and then next island takk bhi lagega or kya pata ussi din koi millega bhi yaa nahi.. Or uppar se ye cannibals maadarchod ye kahaan se aagaye.. 100000000 problems thi meri life mein lekin Cannibal Tribes se saamna hoga woh aajtak socha nahi tha bhenchod. Gand fatti paddi thi or ye ek orr issue tha kyunki mera darr 3.0 ko or jyaada strong bana raha tha.. Ab mujhe jaldi se jaldi ye journey finish karni thi or uske liye mujhe tabtak chalna tha jabtak mera pura sareer tutt tutt k alag naa hojaae.. Harr hour 5-6 kilometres nikaalna hard nahi tha conditions or situations hard thi bhenchod.. Cannibals or uppar se sabka baap wait kar raha tha bahaar nikalne ko, or kyun nahi karta plan toh uska bhi flop hua tha..

Continued..

Bade saahab

Anyways it's time to start running, just in case

 

[Thakur]

bolke maine 5on leaves apne munh mein daali and chabaane laga, uska taste sachmein Weed and fresh cocaine jaisa he tha, waahiyat taste tha but iske liye main kuch bhi karshakta tha..Humne kaafi leaves sathmein lee future k liye and chal paddey chabaatey hue..

Taste kaisa bhi ho but uska result jald he dekhne ko milla mujhe, woh seedha meri khopdi mein jaake laga, or meri saari thakaan and pain ahista - 2 kam hone lage..

Emo-Oh this is some good stuff.. You know ye kaisa hai.. Study focus drugs agar tum samjhtey ho toh. You know jo log letey hain concentrate karne k liye.. Idiotic Students and all.. It attacks your brain.. Brain ki capacity badha deta hai ye..

Main-Right.. Sahhhh..... NOooooo.. Noooooooo.. Nnoooooo..I fucked up, i fucked up bad.. No.. Master listen to me very carefully, we need to run as fast as we can and enter the sea.. Whatever you do don't stop..

Emo did consumed them

Kaash 3.0 agar cocaine ki jagah iske farms open karata to me bhi le leta
Afterall it seems better than cigarettes

 

[Thakur]

Ye bolke Kevin ne apne knife se woh sab leather kaata jisase main bandha tha or main badi he muskill se uthke baitha meri body bahot jyaada weak thi and mera dimag still ghum raha issliye Kevin ne mujhe sahaara deke uthaya.. Woh screen k uppar baaki 4 callers left kar chuke they bus woh 5th banda baaki tha Jaby kaa boss..

Main-I... I. Will.. Ffffind you.. Trust me you.. Hhaaave nnnnn.. No idea what you did. You mmmessed with the wrong person.. I'll ruin your life..

Kevin - Yeah bitch you are dying.. Whoever you are..

"Goodluck".

Ye wahi elder tha na jo Kevin ko mara tha

Isi ko Entity ne thoka tha bad me