Update - 295(Mission - 1 Successful)
Main-So yeah toh beta Mustafa ready jail k liye?
Mustafa - Jjjajjab secret services ko pata chalega tune rules todde hain toh tere naam kaa contract niklega..
Main-Shut the fuck up..
Randy - Let's go then.. Chalo be dono aage aage chalo..
Ye bolke humlog nikale wahaan se ek sath or jungle se hotey hue aage badh chale andherra hone laga tha toh lights jalaa lee humne..
Fawad-Soch le ladke..
Main-Bhosdk aage dekh k chup chaap chal teri toh itani jarurat bhi nahi hai thok dunga maadarchod..
Humlog unko leke gaadi k pass aae toh Saba humaara wait kar rahi thi but un dono ko sath dekh woh or shocked hogayi..
Main Randy or Saba ek side aaye..
Saba-Whaahat??
Randy - Don't worry..
Main- Saba ab 2 kaam karo Pehla toh mujhe drugs caahiye in Chutiyo ko behonsh karne k liye then mujhe 2 large bags caahiye jitane large laa shako roller bags hone caahiye tires waale..
Saba-S. S. Sir inko bahaar leke nahi jaa shaktey aap..
Main-Don't worry.. Kissi ko pata takk nahi chalega.. Tum safe ho..
Randy - Yeah Saba trust us.. Just do whatever he wants. Kuch Hota hai toh bhi tumhara naam nahi aaega..
Saba-Sure sir..
Main-Or humein seedha airport pohanchaao and same raastey se humaare plane takk.
Saba ko manaaya humne toh ussne kuch phone calls kiye and uske baad humlog gaadi mein baithey bhenchod bheed mein gand fatt gayi lekin ab option nahi tha Saba ne gaadi nikaali wahaan se..
Mustafa - Randy tu toh samjha isko.. Ye maara jaaega.
Randy - Kaise?? Uske liye teri gawaahi jaruri hogi or tu gawaahi kahaan se dega?? Haanji?? Tere family ko bhi khabar naa hogi tu kahaan hai.. Oh Never mind teri ekmaatar family tere sath he hai..
Main-Ab maadarchod ek baar orr bola toh khopdi kholdunga..
Ab Saba ne raastey mein ek shop k saamne gaadi roukki wahaan woh andar gayi or bahaar aai toh usske hath mein 2 bade bade bags they jo ussne trunk mein rakhe and woh gaadi mein aai toh 2 injections piche diye ussne mujhe.. Maine ek Randy ko diya..
Mustafa - Ye.. Kyaa kyaa hai..
Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle usko piche se kevin ne dabocha or Fawad ko Chang ne and humne unko injections lagaadiye.. Chilaane ki koshish ki unhone but munh bandh kardiya gaya tha unka.. 2 minutes takk fadfadaae woh dono and uske baad ek ek karke dono he behosh hogaye..
Chang-Finally shanti..
Ab Saba ne airport se pehle gaadi ek sunshaan sadak parr roukki andherra ho chuka tha full jo humaare liye acha tha, humne undono ko utaara or ek ek karke bags mein daala and thankfully woh dono easily fit hogaye un bags mein mudd tudd k.. Humne unko waapis trunk mein daala and pohanchey humlog airport k backgate par and wahaan aaram se utaare bags and usase aage Saba kaa khel tha agar pakkadey gaye toh gand marr jaaegi bhenchod bahot bure waali.. Randy ne ek bag roll kiya and dusara maine, tires ki wajah se jyaada dum naa laga khinchney mein and finally humlog andar se hotey hue same gate se runway par nikale jisase aaye they runway side aatey he toh bhenchod humlog bhaag liye maa chudaae ek baar plane mein baith jaaein.. Humlog aaye humaare plane k pass and muskill se mill jullke humlog ne woh bags andar daale.. Ab bhenchod humein 1 ghantey wait karna tha take off k liye lekin ab dikkat naa thi ab safe they humlog.. And finally ek ghantey baad humein hari jhandi milli and humlog nikale wahaan se raat 10 Baje..
Main-Pilot get the fuck out of this country asap..
Pilot - In 10...9....8....7....6...
Ye kartey kartey humlog kaa plane movement mein aaya bhenchod mera dil dhakk dhakk karke bahaar aane ko hogaya tha mujhe sans aaya jab plane ne takeoff kiya..
Main-Holy fucking shit..
Chang - We did it..
Randy - We fucking did..
Snow - Well congratulations guys we just finished a 25 Million dollar contract..
Main-Damn..
Ab humne unko bags se nikaalke seats k uppar hathkadiyaan laga di jo plane mein he thi.. Humlog raat 10 baje wahaan se nikale or subah 7-8 k bich humlog pohanchney waale they headquarters.. Meri body mein pain tha last jump ki wajah se lekin woh issue nahi tha filhaal main bahot jyaada khus tha bhenchod first mission itani badi success... Holy fuck.. Iss success ko soch soch k he mujhe nind aagayi or meri aankh khulli kissi k chilaane se main utha toh maadarchod Mustafa chilla raha tha "Bachaao-Bachaao"
Main-Maadarchod public plane nahi hai jo koi bachaane aaega tujhe private jet hai lawde humlog he hain idhar.. Chang iska munh bandh kar..
Chang ne uske munh par tape lagaai or sath - 2 uske bhai k munh par bhi tape lagaai and finally main firse so paaya.. Bada aaya maadarchod bachao bachao waala..
Ab meri aankh khulli toh time tha subah 7:05 am yaani humlog almost close they main khadda hoke fresh hua and waapis bahaar aake baitha he tha ki pilot ki announcement hui ki humlog soon land karenge toh again kasske baith gaye humlog or bhenchod again itani bhayaanak landing hui ki meri gand fatt gayi.. Holy fuck.. Fuckk...
Khair humlog uthe pehle toh un dono bhaiyon k aankho par patti baandhi then munh k uppar kappada baandha tape nahi nikaali humne and then unko leke niche uttare..
Main-Damn that was fast.. Humne ye sab 22-23 hours mein kardiya jisme se 19 hours toh traveling mein nikaale..
Claire - Oh it feels fucking great to be back..
Ab humlog airport se bahaar aaye un dono ko sath leke and seedha aage chall paddey town hall ki taraf raaste mein humein pata chala ki Bovice Norman and Boe courtroom mein hain koi meeting k liye toh humlog seedha chal paddey udhar he. waise bhi inko court he leke jaana padta thodi derr baad ab humlog town hall pohanchey wahaan se andar courtroom mein aae toh bahaar pata chala ki meeting over hochuki hai bus discussion chal raha hai toh humlog jaa shaktey hain andar.. Ab humlog andar gaye toh andar Naa keval Norman Bovice and Boe balki or bhi kai officials mojjud they.. Humlog un sab k bichmein niche jukhe..
Norman-You guys?? You are back? Oh Claire sath hai. That was fast..
Bovice - Very fast indeed..
Main-Boss I have a surprise for you. Here you go.
Ye bolke maine Mustafa ko aage kiya and uske munh se kappada hataaya ab woh scene dekh wahaan mojjud har ek shaks apni apni jagah par aankhein faade khadda hogaya that fucking scene was intense. Chappar Chappar chaalu hogayi wahaan, log "No fucking way" Bol rahe they..
Boe-No you did not.. No way in heaven or hell you guys just captured him.. Noooo..
Main-We kinda did Master..
Mustafa ki dushmani Norman and Bovice dono se he kaafi jyaada hai issliye woh dono bahot jyaada shocked and happy they.
Norman-Well that was helpful..
Bovice - Hello there old friend..
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