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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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  • WLHTA - The Merchant Of Death

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  • Waah Life Ho Toh Aisi - 3

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Usko niptaake main khadda hua uski pant ki jeb se gate ki chaabi nikaali then mujhe realise hua ki bahaar baaki log khadey hain... Gajab... Oh i love this kaise desperate tha woh marrne k liye or dusara kya darr raha tha mout se.. 2 experience ek he time oh this is fire..


Maine gate khola toh Anjali and baaki bhaagke mere Galle lage.. Abeer or Ami durr he they..

Anjali-Ambulance is here lets go..


Main niche aaya toh wahaan kaafi log they cutters wagairaah liye shayad glass cut karne waale they uske alawa baaki police waale or Ambulance waale... Sablog mujhe he ghurr rahe they kyunki main Khoon se lathpath unke saamne se gujar raha tha..


Ek Ambulance van mein main aaya.. Toh Anjali mere sath aane lagi..

Abeee-Main or Ami chale jaatey hain tum yahaan kaa scene sahi karwaao...

Anjali-Sure..keep me updated..


So uss Van mein Piche Main Ami Abeer or Ruhi bhi thi.. Lekin mera dhyaan unki taraf nahi tha main yahaan baitha future plan kar raha tha.. Mera future nahi balki pure India kaa future..

Now what..? Who is there Red John..? Aaahhh waste of time.. Ek kaam kartey hain let him kill some people.. Log marenge tabhi toh Desh sudhrega..uske baad next 12 ghanton mein Red John ki khopaddi mein meri goli hogi.. Jyaada kuch karne ki jarurat hai nahi bc serial killer hai woh koi bhagwaan nahi.. Uske baad Sanjay Das.. Hmmm usko maardun.? Yaa usko mere under rakhlun..? Mere liye kaam karega woh hmmm nahi karega toh maardunga.. Then uske Supporters "ROW" waale unka kya... Ok "Row" ko takeover karlunga... Who gives a fuck... Chang ko leke unse mill leta hun and seedha seedha boldeta hun Mere or Sanjay k bichmein naa aaein warna thokdunga jaise pehle kar chuka hun main itani aukaat nahi hai unki ki mereko na bolein woh .. Then Sanjay se nipatke unko toh waise bhi thok he dunga agar mere under kaam nahi karenge toh unka yahaan koi kaam nahi hai... Uske baad aaegi last and ekmaatar problem "League" hmmm unka kuch game bithaana padega.. They are Strong very very strong...... uske baad hoga India Domination.. I'll be the sole Ruler of India.. Then there will be destruction..

Ami-AP..? AP..?

Main khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Dhyaan aaya ki main ek Ambulance k bed mein leta tha and usme Mere alaawa Ami, Ruhi or Abeer they..

Ruhi-theek hai..?

Main-Haan.. I am fine.. Can you please tell this driver to turn the fucking sirens off.. Mera sir Dard kar raha hai.

Ruhi-AP..?

Main-WHAT??...

Ruhi-You are not AP she is right i can see it in your eyes...

Main-Wait a second who is right..

Ami - Me..

Then Maine Realise kiya ki mere dono hath or dono pair uss bed se he badhey they..

Main-Oh you bitch.... You can't stop me.. No one can..

Ami-I know but I can try Atleast..

Main-Listen listen I am here to help... listen I have a plan for everything and you know that... 36 ghanton mein suna?.. 36 ghanton mein Red John and uski gang or sath he sath Sanjay Das ko bhi nipta dunga main..

Ami-we don't need your help..

Main-What do you mean you don't need my help.. Meri help k bina kya karliya tumlog ne..? RedJohn se daily phone par baat karne k alaawa ye karta kya hai.. College mein time pass ladkiyon k sath time pass it fucking sucks.. And listen woh tabtak nahi rokega John ko jabtak woh kaafi log ko naa maarleta.. Main Red John ko subah se pehle maardunga.. He is weak i am the stronger one you know that..

Ami-But still he is better then you..

Main-Oh come on abhitak Marr chuka hota woh.... I fucking saved him.

Abeer-no you saved yourself.. You are him he is you... Supernatural movie nahi hai ye jo tu kuch bhi karlega.. Tum dono ek he ho bus tumhe khud par control karna aajaae.. Then you will be unstoppable..

Main - I am unstoppable..

Ami-AP I know you are inside there fight yourself... You can do it..

Main-Yeah sure.. Abhi Kya kar liya tha ussne fight mein.....

Abeer-woh khudko roukaney kaa tareeka degaya tha jaatey jaatey..

Main-konsa behonsh rakhne kaa..? Ahahahaha lekin itane din takk behonsh rakhoge kaise mujhe... Medicines...?? Hahaha nope not happening.. Drugs nope not happening...


Abeer-I have something else... Ruhi...

Ruhi ne ek packet nikaala jisme koi safed saa chuna type tha ofcourse drugs he hoga koi..

Main-Yeah Sure Drugs nice dude nice.. Ruhi you know it's not working on me.

Ruhi-Oh its different it will surely work..

Main-Wait what.?

Ruhi-Its vertigo pills..

Ye sun main solid chownka ye maine expect nahi kiya tha oh fuck no..

Main-Oh hell no... Hell fucking no.. Listen listen beshak main behonsh ho jaaunga lekin dekhlena agar iska koi side effect hua toh bahot jyaada bakchodi hojaaegi...

Abeer - Terese jyaada nahi hogi... Munh khol..

Maine kaske munh bandh Kiya lekin Abeer thehra Jaanwar usne mera munh khola or woh pills kaa chura mere munh mein daaldiya and then uppar se Ami ne Paani daaldiya.... Naak kaan aankh harr jagah Paani or drugs jaa ghusse..

Ami-Have a good sleep AP I hope tum theek hojaaoge jab uthoge tum.. I am confident you will be good..

Main-I don't fucking get this.. Kya matlab hai theek hojaaoge I am what I am you can't change it.. i am not only AP but a stronger version of AP... My mind is like 2.323 times faster then his.. I have faster reflexes.... I can do anything I want... I control my mind. My mind is my slave not like AP ki khudka dimag naa control kar shakta... I am literally second to God here.. I am everything you can think of..

Ami-That is the problem.. You don't care about anything else then yourself.. But AP cares about everyone he knows..

Main-Belive me Ami agar main aise he honsh mein aaya toh bahot problem hogi I promise you that or abhi nahi toh baadmein kabhi mujhe waapis toh aana he hai i will be back and then I will destroy everything, you get me everything that will stand in front of me... I'll kill each and every fucking person who tries to stop me and I don't give a flying shit who will be there.. .. There will be total destruction.. Believe me I will ruin everything death will be on streets .. .. Remember The Name AP... "It's on Sight now"...

And that was my last word.. Uske baad sab blank hogaya pure blank vertigo pills are very strong and fast or mujhe toh bc like 6-7 pills jitana maal khilla diya tha.. Fuck fuck fuck.. I was so happy to be back bhenchod sab theek kardeta main Red John Sanjay, wagairaah wagairaah lekin nahi... pata nahi problem kya hai mujhse.. Fuck this shit ek baar agar mereko pura control milgaya naa meri body kaa toh fir naa vertigo kaam aaega naa kuch Orr... And i am sure woh time jald he aaega kyunki main jaanta hun khudko.... Bahot ache tareeke se... Meri Jarurat aaj nahi toh kal padegi he beta padegi he....

Uske baad muje next thing jo yaad hai woh ye hai ki main honsh mein aaya or meri aankhein bc aise khulli maano janmon se andha tha... Then maine apne aapko hospital k ek bed par paaya mere thobdey mein ek pipe dalli hui thi maybe food and water k liye thobdey par oxygen mask bhi laga tha or uske alaawa alag alag type k ek do equipmenta or juddey they mujhse.... Mera sir kaafi Dard kar raha tha bhenchod... Mujhe 5 minutes lage puraana sab yaad karne mein jyaada kuch yaad nahi aaya but ye yaad tha ki mera control hatta tha or mera version 2.0 aaya tha jisase main sabse jyaada darrta hun off course... Or ussne Kaise toh bhi Kaali ki gand maari.. Main jaatey time Keh gaya tha ki mujhe behosh rakhna karke or shayad aisa he kiya Ami ne or iska result kaafi sahi aagaya tha.. Filhaal mere aaju baaju koi nahi tha or sabko bulane kaa tareeka mujhe maalum tha maine apna hath thoda saa hilaaya tha and mere aaju baaju lagi machines chirr pirr karne lagi... Or next 90 seconds mein Ami ek nurse or Ruhi wahaan aa pohanchey Ruhi k hath mein ek injection tha bhenchod firse behonsh karenge kya fuck no.. Main abhi bhi bandha hua tha bed se.. Or munh mein pipe and mask they toh bol nahi shakta tha.. Maine mundi hilaai ki naa karna naa karna behonsh... Lekin Ruhi aage badhi injection leke...

Ami-Wait Ruhi... Wait.. Remove his mask and all..

Ruhi or uss nurse ne mera mask and woh pipe hataai.. Maine pehle toh lamba saa Sans liya...

Main-Paagal log fir behonsh kar rahe they kya.. Fucking hell..

Ami-AP..?

Main - Yep the one and the only... Holy fuck.. Jaldi sawaal jawaab karle confirm karle ki original hun yaa nahi..

Ami - I can see it in your eyes...

Ye bolke Ami mere Galle lagi..

Main-fuck my body hurts get away from me..

Ami-it worked..

Main-It sure did..

Ruhi-Tanu tum jaa shaktey ho..

Ye sunke woh nurse wahaan se nikal gayi and wahaan bache me Ami and Ruhi...

Main-Holy fucking shit kitana time hua mujhe yahaan...

Ruhi-Almost 60 hours...

Main-Arrey bhenchod.. Are you fucking kidding me...

Ruhi-Yep..

Main--or tumlog firse behonsh karne waale they mujhe what the fuck.. 60 ghantey yaani 2.5 din what the fuck..

Ruhi-I mean hum confirm nahi they..

Ami-Yep....


Main-baaki log kahaan hain..?

Ruhi- Abeer Abhi Babhi or Bhai ko leke gaya hai ghar.. Mangal or Ravi aarahe hai Ami kaa Khaana leke.. Anjali Jiya Priyanka Rishi and Ravi, Sam raatko yahin they....

Main-Matlab humlog akele he hain.. So lets talk first of all.. Mujhe almost Sab yaad hai lekin kya kissi ko shakk hua kya hua kya nahi..

Ruhi - Nahi kissi ko bhi nahi tere head mein jo injury haina uska bahaana Banaa diya tha ki sab theek hai jald he honsh mein Aajaega.. Media mein khabbar fail chuki thi kyunki uss raat kaafi logon ne dekha tha tumhe....

Ami-story ye thi ki Uss Kaali ko he humne woh Gaon mein Balwan and uske jo log marre they naa uska main mastermind prove kardiya... Uske baad humne yahaan raid ki toh ussne tumhe andar bandh karliya and tumhe usse harra diya that's it..

Ruhi - Bahaar logon ko ye bhi nahi pata ki tum behonsh ho bus ye kehrakha hai ki you are recovering from the surgery and no outsiders are allowed to meet you...

Main-Oh this is great.. Brilliant job guys..

Ruhi-Woh sab toh theek hai I am dying to know what the fuck is happening.. Ami ne kaha ki tum bataaoge now tell me..

Main-pehle uthaao mereko thoda pillow lagaa do..

Main bed par adjust hua..

Main-Okay listen tumhe toh maalum he hai pehle kaise vertigo k time main blank hojaata tha or thoda sanki banjaata tha kand kardeta tha.. Jab main thoda satak jaata tha vertigo ki wajah se.. Hyper hojaata tha..

Ruhi-Yes..

Main-toh jab main recover horaha tha Vertigo se toh jyaadatar time mera hyper part he active rehta tha wahi jyaada kuch sehta tha and wahi jyaada kuch seekhta tha ussne bahot he gyan jama karliya hai and hyper pehle se hai he or experience wahaan milgaya usko.. Matlab kull milaake woh mera he violent Rupp hai.. Bahot violent bahot jyaada..

Ruhi-Yep.. Pehle Bhi yahi hota tha lekin ab jyaada khatarnaak hai woh..

Main-Exactly... Bahot jyaada..

Ruhi ko maine bataaya woh kuch bhi nahi tha pura sach kuch or tha or woh bura tha bahot bura.. Basically filhaal k liye ye jaanlo ki woh mera he dusara roop hai mera mind se jab Control hatt jaata hai yaa main jyaada angry hota hun tab meri dusri personality bahaar aane kaa try karti hai or Agar main usse rouk nahi paata jaise abhi hua tha toh gand Marr jaati hai and bhaisahaab bahaar aajatey hain... Example k liye I am HULK lagaalo Bina superpowers k... I am a single person with a single brain with 2 egos and 2 types of lifestyles one is bad and other one is Worst.... . Baaki details or Flashback Part-3 mein millega..

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Uske baad gharwaalon ko inform kardiya gaya sab bhaage doudey aaye Anjali and team bhi aai sabke cehre dekh k he samjh gaya main ki kitane khuss they wohlog.. Sabne emotional chutspaa kiya.. Filhaal meri body mein theek thaak chotein lagi thi.. Jaise ki meri chest mein laga woh chaaku kaa nishaan beshak gehra naa ho but dardnaak tha.. Then mere munh par lage punches se munh par nishaan they even mera munh takk sujja hua tha.... Sir par jo danda yaa jo kuch padda tha uske liye pure sir k uppar patti ki hui thi.. Taang mein Dard tha.. Uske alaawa Right hand shayad dislocated tha jo shayad fix kiya ja chuka tha... Mera pait kaafi Dard kar raha tha as pait mein bahot saare punches lage they. Mere galle mein ek patta tha shayad neck mein bhi chot lagi thi thodi bahot lekin neck mein pain nahi tha..
Gharwaalon ko thoda ajeeb lag raha tha lekin maine kaha ki gussa aagaya tha or darr khatam or unko maalum tha mujhe gussa aata hai toh main kuch bhi kar shakta hun issliye unhone maanli meri baat..

Main-ye kuttey waala patta hatta toh Ruhi my neck is fine..

Ruhi-Sure..?

Main-Haan ye dekh..

Ruhi-Ok OK..

Main-Kabtak discharge karegi..?

Ruhi-Woh toh doctor bataaegi teri..

Main - Tu bhi toh doctor he hai..

Ruhi-oh for fucks shake main 1000 baar bata chuki tujhe I am a neurosurgeon...

Main-whatever.. Uss doctor ko bol ki jaldi se jaldi discharge kare....

Ruhi-oh main puch leti hun.. Shayad Kal subah takk toh yahin hai tu kam se kam.

Main - Secondly I am hungry as fuck...

Babhi- Main leke aai hun Khaana..

Ruhi-Nahi babhi ye nahi khaa shakta...

Babhi-Matlab..?

Ruhi-You know stomach mein kaafi dikkat Hai iske kaafi jor se laga hai pait mein internal injuries nahi hain but digestive system mein shayad thoda problems hai aisa bataaya doctors ne issliye jyaada hard food nahi khaa shakta he uppar se medicines par hai toh itana hard food allowed nahi hai..

Main-Toh kya khaaun..?

Ruhi-Khichadi.. Soup.. Daal.. mashed potatoes...


Main-wait what the fuck are you talking about.. Ye khaaunga main yahaan par..

Ruhi - Sadly yess.. Or yahaan par bhi nahi agle kuch weeks takk ghar par bhi aisa he kuch Khaana padega...

Main-What the fuck... Fuck the what.

Ruhi-Yep..dusara kuch try karke dekhlena tumhaara digestive system pehle he slow tha abhi toh or bhi jyaada waat lagegi.. Yahi sab Khaana padega abtoh..

Babhi-Khaaega ye iske toh purvaj bhi khaaenge..

Ruhi-Heheheh.. Main mangwaadeti hun babhi.. Kya kya mangwaana hai AP...

Main-Haan jaise 5 star hotel kaa menu card dikha rahi hai.. Sab le aa jo khaa shakta hun passand aaya woh khaa lunga..

Ruhi-ok..

Ye bolke Ruhi wahaan se chali gayi.. Toh filhaal wahaan main or Babhi he they keval jyaada bheed allowed nahi thi..

Main-Time kya hua hai..?

Babhi-shyaam k 7 baje hai...

Main-Aapko ghar nahi Jaana..?

Babhi-Ghar par kya karna hai mereko..?

Main-Yahaan kya karna hai toh..

Babhi- jabtak tu discharge nahi hoga tabtak main yahin hun..

Main-Pagal ho aap..? Ghar jaao mast nahaa dhoke rest lo.. Abeer rukk jaaega Sam hai Ravi
hai mangal hai Rishi hai...

Babhi-Kyun merese kya problem hai...

Main-lo karlo baat aapke faayde k liye he bolraha...

Babhi-Mujhe nahi caahiye faayda.. Main yahin hun woh aaenge toh tu unke sath kuch bhi khaa pee lega..

Main - Nahi khaaunga babhi.. By the way mera phone recover karliya tha naa..

Babhi-Haan bike or phone dono recover kar liye they.. Abeer k pass hai..

Main-Usko phone karke bolo ki woh Aajaega dinner karke mera phone le aaega and aap chale Jaana ghar...

Babhi-Nope.. Woh Aajaega mera Khaana dejaaega and chala jaaega..


Main-Gajab.. Aapse naa jeet shakta main..

Thodi derr baad Mera Khaana le aaya ek banda Uske sath Sath Ruhi thi.. Bhenchod ek badi si tray mere uppar rakh di main thoda utha... Sabse pehle try ki daal.. Yuck... Yuck .. Kuch nahi tha usme.. Lekin bhook itani lagi thi ki sab thoda thoda khaaliya maine... Tab jaake thoda chain Milla then main washroom gaya toilet karke waapis aaya chalne firne mein jyaada dikkat nahi thi bus 3 din se padda tha toh thoda kamjor mehsooh kar raha tha main..Raatko Bhai Ami or Abeer aagaye they.. then bhai ne babhi ko samjhaaya ki tum bhi rest lelo thoda Abeer rukkjaaega hum sabne force kiya then babhi Raji hui Jaane ko... 9 baje Ruhi bhi subah aane ka bol kar gayi Bhai and babhi bhi strict hidaayat deke chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab wahaan bache main Ami or Abeer...

Abeer-Kaisa hai..?

Main-Fit and fine.. Bhosdk gand he Marr gayi thi..

Abeer-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha agar ye kaam nahi karega toh bc chud jaaenge.. Lekin thankfully kar gaya kaam...

Main - Karna he tha actually jab thode time k liye he gaya hon main tabhi agar ye ilaaj kardey toh kaam karega agar jyaada derr hogayi toh nahi karega caahe kitane he din behosh rakhlo...

Abeer-Abhi kaisa feel kar raha hai... Anger.?

Main-naa durr durr takk nahi.. I am feeling great actually.... Finally kaali gaya..

Ami-Boss kuch yaad hai tumko..

Main-Matlab..

Ami-You know tumne kaha tha ki Tumhaare pass plan hai RJ k liye or Sath he sath Sanjay k liye 36 ghanton mein dono dead...

Main-ek yahi baat mujhe khaaye jaaraha
I hai... I can feel that ki mere pass surely plan tha or keval un 2 k liye nahi sabke liye plan tha pure Asia ko dominate karne ka plan tha yahi toh problem hai uske pass merese jyaada IQ hai and jyaada mind space hai.. Uppar se woh easily mind palace mein jaa aa shakta Hai jabki meri gand Marr jaati yaa toh Jaane mein yaa fir jaake aane mein.. Main jo kaam apne maximum mind usage par kar paata hun woh uske 35-37% hisse mein easily kar leta hai.. And believe me uske pass saikdon plans they.. And you know what the best thing is..?

Abeer-Kya..?

Main-Woh Red John ko kuch nahi maanta nothing like Red John uske saamne kuch hai he nahi... Then Sanjay ko woh apne under rakhna caahta hai bc Sanjay jo 75% India k uppar baitha hai woh usko apni slave banaana caahta hai.. Even uske supporters takk ko apne under rakhna caahta hai.. Can you fucking belive this woh pehle se bhi strong and fast hogaya hai I mean woh paddey paddey increase horaha hai.. This is absurd..


Abeer-Holy fucking shit..

Ami - This is fucking insane.. I mean socho agar tum dono parts ko Control karlo ek sath then..

Main-main bata bhi nahi shakta kya kardenge fir apan log north India kya India will be ours..


Abeer-I still can't belive this tune bhenchod 36 ghantey mein 2 sabse powerful inshaan and unki gangs ko niptaane kaa plan Banaa liya tha.. That is nuts..

Main-lekin dikkat ye hai ki main Jaan nahi paaunga kya tha plan bataaega nahi woh lawda..

Abeer-Its OK tu bhi toh bana shakta hai plan dikkat kya hai bc...

Ami-By the way just to make sure Jo Woh dusara banda Marra woh engineer woh kind of innocent tha I think uski wife and kids ko maarne ki dhamki thi issliye ussne help ki thi keval..


Abeer-Ho shakta hai yaa nahi bhi...

Main-Naa woh innocent tha bataaya Tha usne sab mereko beekh maangi thi ussane apni jindagi ki..

Abeer-Or yahi uski sabse badi galati thi shayad..

Main-Yep.. Woh wait he kar raha tha usse maja aata hai logon ko mout k kareeb dekh k aise gidgidaatey hue... Even Kaali ko bhi ussi ki permission leke maara I mean can you imagine jab tum khud apni mout ki bheek maango and ussi time dusara banda apni jindagi ki beekh maange .. 2 bandey dono alag alag tarah se uske liye toh party hogayi..

Abeer-Uss engineer k bachon ki padhai and baaki k liye paise bhijwaa dunga....

Main-lekin Kahaani bahaar nahi aani caahiye woh kaali k dwaara he Marra tha..

Abeer-yahi story hai..

Main-Cool.. Bhenchod befaltu mein he ludka diya.. Gandu..

Ami-It's ok..

Main-I know mujhe koi sympathy nahi hai uss bandey k khilaaf I don't give a fuck woh innocent tha yaa nahi I mean ussne mereko maarne ka plan banaane mein help ki thi caahe marji se ki ho yaa forcefully.. I mean aise logon k sath rehna he kyun hai jo baadmein Tumhaari family kaa he faayda uthaaein.. Ab bhugto...

Abeer-Yep... So aage kya..?

Main - Bhai hansi majaak ab bahot hua mujhe ek seekh jarur milgayi usase ki main befaltu ek he cheej par time waste kar raha hun.. Red John ki feilding lagaatey hain I am tired now..

Ami-Great..

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Gazab gazab gazab bole toh ek dum gazab kya bolu mere pass word nahi hai sala 36 ghante mein RJ aur sanjay ko nipatne ka plan hai lekin yeh AP bhul gaya aur dusra AP aaya toh sab ki bhula dega mast update tha ab jaldi se part 3 ka wait rahega kab aayega aur kab pata chalega iska raaz kya hai
Waise ek update aur mill jata toh maza aa jata bhai
 
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Woah woah woah.........super update man!!!:allclear::rock1:
 
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