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Aaj paida hone ka din hai to usme busy hoon. Man nahi tha manane ka par gharwaalon ke aage kiski chalti hai
Happy wala birthdayAaj paida hone ka din hai to usme busy hoon. Man nahi tha manane ka par gharwaalon ke aage kiski chalti hai
आपको शुभकामनाएँ देने में देरी करने के लिए sorry
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Bataya hi nahi tha to aapko pata kaise chaltaHappy wala birthday
आपको शुभकामनाएँ देने में देरी करने के लिए sorry
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Sumit apni building ki ore nikal gaya Mami ko chhodke. Wahin Mita to Mami aur Sumit ke beech baaton se kuch khaas pata to nahi chala par pata nahi kyun use kuch accha nahi laga. Sumit apni building me pahuncha tab,
Hitesh:- To Hero Hiralal, Aa gaye uss kamine ko sabke saamne peetke???
Sumit:- (shararat bhari hansi se) Promise kiya tha Bhai, poora to karna hi tha.
Hitesh:- Promise ke bacche, khopche me le jaake peet leta use par nahi tujhe to herogiri dikhane me hi maja aata hai. Tere chakkar me SP ko phone lagana pada.
Sumit:- To kya ho gaya??? Waise bhi jin cases me bade bade SP DSP IG DIG ka jor nahi chalta, unhe hum hi to suljhaate hain to kaun si aafat aa gyi ekbaar help le lene se.
Hitesh:- Aafat ki baat nahi hai Sumit lekin sabki najron me aana bhi koi acchi baat nahi hai khaaskar ke apne business me. Pata nahi kitne saare kamine hamse pitne ke baad mujhse ya tujhse badla lene ka awsar dhoondh rahe ho. Isliye kaam kar to jara dhairya aur dimaag shaant karke.
Sumit:- Chal tu kehta hai to agli baar se dimaag shaant karke hi kaam karunga. Khaane me kya banaya hai???
Hitesh:- Maggi banayi thi par tu late ho gya isliye khaa gaya.
Sumit:- Kyaaaaaaaaa..... Tu khaa gaya???? Abe ghonchu, dopehar se maine kuch nahi khaya aur tune mere liye jara si bhi maggi nahi rehne di. Tujhe bhookhe ke pet se niwala cheen-ne ka paap lagega dusht.
Hitesh:- Abe O Shraapvadi, rona band kar. Aisa ho sakta hai ki tu mere hote bhookha soye??? Tere liye ghee wali roti aur aaloo baigan ki sabji banayi hai.
Sumit:- (Hitesh ke gale lagte hue) Thankyou Bhai. Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon bhagwaan tujhse na milate to main to bhookha hi mar jaata (hanste hue).
Hitesh:- Chal chal jyada senty mat ho. Tu fresh ho le, aaj dono bhai ek hi thaali me khaayenge.
Sumit fresh hokar aaya aur dono bhai hanste muskuraate ek hi thaali me khana khaane lage. Hitesh kitchen samet kar lauta to usne Sumit ko sofe par soya hua paaya. Usne Sumit ko chadar odha di aur apne kamre me jaakar so gaya.
Inn sabse door Hospital ke ek kamre me,
Akshay:- Ankita, ab kaisi tabiyat hai tumhari???
Ankita:- (hanste hue) Mujhe kya hua main to bhali changi hoon. Aapne hi mujhse bed par lita rakha hai yahan.
Kaaya:- Aap bhi Papa ki tarah nautankibaaj ho. Mumma aaj hum aapko ek surprise dene waale hain. Aap apni aankhein band karo.
Ankita:- Kaun sa surprise???
Kaaya:- Bata diya to surprise kaisa??? Aap chupchaap aankhein band karo aur jab hum kahein tabhi kholna.
Ankita:- Accha baba. Lo kar li aankhein band.
Kaaya ne apne peeche chupaya hui Trophy aur Winning prize ka check Ankita ke saamne rakha.
Kaaya:- Ab aap apni aankhein khol sakte ho.
Jaise hi Ankita ne aakhein kholi waise hi use atyant khushi ka anubhav hua. Usne Akshay se aankhon hi aankhon me kuch poocha aur Akshay ne use haan kaha.
Kaaya:- Papa iss baar bhi champion hai. Sab keh rahe the Inayat Khan jeetega par mere papa ke saamne sab pheeke hain. Mere papa iss shehar ke best boxer hain.
Ankita:- (Akshay ki ore dekhkar) Mujhe pata tha iss saal bhi aap hi jeetoge. Mujhe garv hai aapki patni hone par.
Akshay:- Ab meri hi taarif karte rahoge dono ya kuch khaaoge bhi??? Ankita aaj Kaaya ne pehli baar tumhare liye kuch banaya hai.
Akshay ne table par rakha ghar ka tiffin khola to usme roti, palak ki sabji aur sooji ka halwa tha. Ankita ki aankhon me apni beti ke haath ka bana khaana dekh khushi ke aansoo aa gaye. Usne awishwaas se Akshay ki taraf dekha to usne kaha,
Akshay:- Ye sab Kaaya ne hi banaya hai Ankita. Jis din se tum yahan bharti ho usi din se wo mujhse khaana banana seekh rahi hai. Aaj iss khushi ke awsar par hamari bitiya ne khaas tumhare liye ye sab banaya hai.
Ankita ne jab roti sabji aur halwa khaya to usne khushi se Kaaya ka maatha choom liya.
Ankita:- Aaj meri beti sach me badi ho gayi. Aap log bhi khao na....
Jaise hi Kaaya aur Akshay ne roti sabji ka ek kaur aur ek chammach halwa khaya, Akshay ke chehre ke to bhaav nahi badle par Kaaya ka munh ajeeb ho gaya. Chakhte hi use pata chal gaya ki sabji me namak jyada hai, roti acche se nahi paki aur halwe me cheeni kam hai. Uska chehra udaas ho gya tab Ankita ne kaha,
Ankita:- Tumne prayas to kiya na aur mere liye ye khaana 5 star hotel ke khaane se bhi accha hai. Baaki rahi taste ki baat to banate banate sahi ho jayega. Isme aise udaas nahi hote.
Akshay:- Tum dono baatein karo main jara Doctor se mil ke aata hoon.
Doctor ke cabin me,
Dr:- Aapko jeet ki bahot bahot badhai Akshay ji. Emergency cases the isliye match nahi dekh paaya par suna match bada majedaar hua. Aapne to ek mukke me hi saamne waale ko dher kar diya.
Akshay:- Thankyou for your wishes Dr. Main ye poochne aaya tha ki paison ka prabandh ho gaya hai to operation kab karwana sahi hoga???
Dr:- Ankita ji ki condition to stable hai par risk lena sahi nahi hoga isliye main kal hi apne ek senior neurosurgeon ko bulaata hoon.
Akshay:- Operation ke baad wo poori tarah theek to ho jaayegi na???
Dr:- Ab 100% guarantee to koi bhi nahi de sakta par jaisi condition Ankita ji ki hai, chances bahot acche hain operation successful hone ke.
Akshay:- Theek hai Dr. Aap jaldi se apne senior ko bulaiye, main apni beti ko uski maa se aur din door nahi rehte dekhna chahta.
Akshay Cabin se Ankita ke room me aaya aur phir teeno baaton me lag gaye. Kuch accha samay saath bitaane ke baad Akshay Kaaya ghar ke liye nikal pade. Aaj Akshay ne apni beti ke samman ko dhoomil hone se bacha liya tha aur apni patni ke upchaar ke liye paison ki bhi vyavastha kar li thi par jiske kaaran ye dono baatein sambhav hui uski inn baap beti ko jara si bhi khabar nahi thi.
Raat me dinner ke samay ke baad Mita apne kamre me bistar se tek lagaye ek book padh rahi thi. Aankhein to book me lagi hui thi par mann kahin aur hi gum tha. Mami uske kamre me use doodh dene aayi tab Mita ne haath me book ulti pakdi hui thi aur usme aise khoyi thi jaise darshak kisi jaadugar ke sammohan me kaid hota hai.
Mami:- Mita beta doodh pee lo.
Mami ne do baar awaaj di par Mita ka dhyaan nahi toota. Teesri baar hilaye jaane par uska dhyaan toota aur wo Mami ko apne saamne dekh pooch baithi,
Mita:- Aap kab aayi???
Mami:- Mujhe aaye to 5 min ho gaye par tum aisa kya padh rahi ho ki meri taraf dhyaan hi nahi gaya tumhara.
Mita:- Wo Virology par likhi ek book padh rahi thi.
Mami:- To book ulti chhapi hai kya???
Mita:- Nahi to.
Mami:- To phir tumhara dhyaan kaha hai??? Book ulti padi hai. Main kal dopehar se dekh rahi hoon tum khoyi khoyi lag rahi ho. Kya baat hai beta??
Mita:- Aisi koi baat nahi hai Mami. Wo bas aise hi kaam ke baare me soch rahi thi. Waise aap aaj paidal hi aayi thi???
Mami:- Nahi beta, Sumit ne apni car me mujhe yahan chhoda. Aaj to maine uska wo roop dekha ki main dang reh gayi.
Iske baad Mami ne mall me saari aankhon dekhi Mita ko sunaadi.
Mita:- Par Mami aise kisi ko maarna acchi baat nahi hai. Police ko saboot de deta to wo use giraftaar kar leti.
Mami:- Bhagwaan na kare agar tumhare saath aisa kuch hota to kya main police complain karti??? Uss kamine ko maar maar ke adhmara kar deti. Sumit ne bhi wahi kiya. Wo ek bahot accha ladka hai beta.
Mita:- (mann me) Mami ko kaise samjhaun ki wo itna accha hai ki mauka dekhte hi aapko acche se pel dega.
Mita:- Wo sab baatein chhodo. Mami aaj aap mere saath hi so jaao na.
Mami:- (hanste hue) Meri bahadur beti ko darr lag raha hai kya???
Mita:- Darr aur main, hunnhhh main kisi se nahi darti.
Mami:- Wo tumhare peeche chuha.
Mita:- (hadbadate hue bed se utarkar) Kahan hai, kahan hai chuha????
Mami:- (jor se hanste hue) Itni badi hoke chuhe se darti ho.
Mita:- Aap mera majak uda rahi ho na. Jaao aap, main akele hi so jaaungi.
Mami:- Aise chhoti chhoti baaton par naraj nahi hote, aise naraj hona kabhi kabhi bahot bhaari pad jaata hai. Samjhi meri baat???? Main kapde badalkar aati hoon.
Mami ke kapde badalkar aane ke baad Mita Mami se kisi choti bacchi ki tarah lipatkar so gayi. Sharir to so chuka par mann me naye khayalon ne janam lena shuru kar diya.
Jaari.....
Sumit apni building ki ore nikal gaya Mami ko chhodke. Wahin Mita to Mami aur Sumit ke beech baaton se kuch khaas pata to nahi chala par pata nahi kyun use kuch accha nahi laga. Sumit apni building me pahuncha tab,
Hitesh:- To Hero Hiralal, Aa gaye uss kamine ko sabke saamne peetke???
Sumit:- (shararat bhari hansi se) Promise kiya tha Bhai, poora to karna hi tha.
Hitesh:- Promise ke bacche, khopche me le jaake peet leta use par nahi tujhe to herogiri dikhane me hi maja aata hai. Tere chakkar me SP ko phone lagana pada.
Sumit:- To kya ho gaya??? Waise bhi jin cases me bade bade SP DSP IG DIG ka jor nahi chalta, unhe hum hi to suljhaate hain to kaun si aafat aa gyi ekbaar help le lene se.
Hitesh:- Aafat ki baat nahi hai Sumit lekin sabki najron me aana bhi koi acchi baat nahi hai khaaskar ke apne business me. Pata nahi kitne saare kamine hamse pitne ke baad mujhse ya tujhse badla lene ka awsar dhoondh rahe ho. Isliye kaam kar to jara dhairya aur dimaag shaant karke.
Sumit:- Chal tu kehta hai to agli baar se dimaag shaant karke hi kaam karunga. Khaane me kya banaya hai???
Hitesh:- Maggi banayi thi par tu late ho gya isliye khaa gaya.
Sumit:- Kyaaaaaaaaa..... Tu khaa gaya???? Abe ghonchu, dopehar se maine kuch nahi khaya aur tune mere liye jara si bhi maggi nahi rehne di. Tujhe bhookhe ke pet se niwala cheen-ne ka paap lagega dusht.
Hitesh:- Abe O Shraapvadi, rona band kar. Aisa ho sakta hai ki tu mere hote bhookha soye??? Tere liye ghee wali roti aur aaloo baigan ki sabji banayi hai.
Sumit:- (Hitesh ke gale lagte hue) Thankyou Bhai. Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon bhagwaan tujhse na milate to main to bhookha hi mar jaata (hanste hue).
Hitesh:- Chal chal jyada senty mat ho. Tu fresh ho le, aaj dono bhai ek hi thaali me khaayenge.
Sumit fresh hokar aaya aur dono bhai hanste muskuraate ek hi thaali me khana khaane lage. Hitesh kitchen samet kar lauta to usne Sumit ko sofe par soya hua paaya. Usne Sumit ko chadar odha di aur apne kamre me jaakar so gaya.
Inn sabse door Hospital ke ek kamre me,
Akshay:- Ankita, ab kaisi tabiyat hai tumhari???
Ankita:- (hanste hue) Mujhe kya hua main to bhali changi hoon. Aapne hi mujhse bed par lita rakha hai yahan.
Kaaya:- Aap bhi Papa ki tarah nautankibaaj ho. Mumma aaj hum aapko ek surprise dene waale hain. Aap apni aankhein band karo.
Ankita:- Kaun sa surprise???
Kaaya:- Bata diya to surprise kaisa??? Aap chupchaap aankhein band karo aur jab hum kahein tabhi kholna.
Ankita:- Accha baba. Lo kar li aankhein band.
Kaaya ne apne peeche chupaya hui Trophy aur Winning prize ka check Ankita ke saamne rakha.
Kaaya:- Ab aap apni aankhein khol sakte ho.
Jaise hi Ankita ne aakhein kholi waise hi use atyant khushi ka anubhav hua. Usne Akshay se aankhon hi aankhon me kuch poocha aur Akshay ne use haan kaha.
Kaaya:- Papa iss baar bhi champion hai. Sab keh rahe the Inayat Khan jeetega par mere papa ke saamne sab pheeke hain. Mere papa iss shehar ke best boxer hain.
Ankita:- (Akshay ki ore dekhkar) Mujhe pata tha iss saal bhi aap hi jeetoge. Mujhe garv hai aapki patni hone par.
Akshay:- Ab meri hi taarif karte rahoge dono ya kuch khaaoge bhi??? Ankita aaj Kaaya ne pehli baar tumhare liye kuch banaya hai.
Akshay ne table par rakha ghar ka tiffin khola to usme roti, palak ki sabji aur sooji ka halwa tha. Ankita ki aankhon me apni beti ke haath ka bana khaana dekh khushi ke aansoo aa gaye. Usne awishwaas se Akshay ki taraf dekha to usne kaha,
Akshay:- Ye sab Kaaya ne hi banaya hai Ankita. Jis din se tum yahan bharti ho usi din se wo mujhse khaana banana seekh rahi hai. Aaj iss khushi ke awsar par hamari bitiya ne khaas tumhare liye ye sab banaya hai.
Ankita ne jab roti sabji aur halwa khaya to usne khushi se Kaaya ka maatha choom liya.
Ankita:- Aaj meri beti sach me badi ho gayi. Aap log bhi khao na....
Jaise hi Kaaya aur Akshay ne roti sabji ka ek kaur aur ek chammach halwa khaya, Akshay ke chehre ke to bhaav nahi badle par Kaaya ka munh ajeeb ho gaya. Chakhte hi use pata chal gaya ki sabji me namak jyada hai, roti acche se nahi paki aur halwe me cheeni kam hai. Uska chehra udaas ho gya tab Ankita ne kaha,
Ankita:- Tumne prayas to kiya na aur mere liye ye khaana 5 star hotel ke khaane se bhi accha hai. Baaki rahi taste ki baat to banate banate sahi ho jayega. Isme aise udaas nahi hote.
Akshay:- Tum dono baatein karo main jara Doctor se mil ke aata hoon.
Doctor ke cabin me,
Dr:- Aapko jeet ki bahot bahot badhai Akshay ji. Emergency cases the isliye match nahi dekh paaya par suna match bada majedaar hua. Aapne to ek mukke me hi saamne waale ko dher kar diya.
Akshay:- Thankyou for your wishes Dr. Main ye poochne aaya tha ki paison ka prabandh ho gaya hai to operation kab karwana sahi hoga???
Dr:- Ankita ji ki condition to stable hai par risk lena sahi nahi hoga isliye main kal hi apne ek senior neurosurgeon ko bulaata hoon.
Akshay:- Operation ke baad wo poori tarah theek to ho jaayegi na???
Dr:- Ab 100% guarantee to koi bhi nahi de sakta par jaisi condition Ankita ji ki hai, chances bahot acche hain operation successful hone ke.
Akshay:- Theek hai Dr. Aap jaldi se apne senior ko bulaiye, main apni beti ko uski maa se aur din door nahi rehte dekhna chahta.
Akshay Cabin se Ankita ke room me aaya aur phir teeno baaton me lag gaye. Kuch accha samay saath bitaane ke baad Akshay Kaaya ghar ke liye nikal pade. Aaj Akshay ne apni beti ke samman ko dhoomil hone se bacha liya tha aur apni patni ke upchaar ke liye paison ki bhi vyavastha kar li thi par jiske kaaran ye dono baatein sambhav hui uski inn baap beti ko jara si bhi khabar nahi thi.
Raat me dinner ke samay ke baad Mita apne kamre me bistar se tek lagaye ek book padh rahi thi. Aankhein to book me lagi hui thi par mann kahin aur hi gum tha. Mami uske kamre me use doodh dene aayi tab Mita ne haath me book ulti pakdi hui thi aur usme aise khoyi thi jaise darshak kisi jaadugar ke sammohan me kaid hota hai.
Mami:- Mita beta doodh pee lo.
Mami ne do baar awaaj di par Mita ka dhyaan nahi toota. Teesri baar hilaye jaane par uska dhyaan toota aur wo Mami ko apne saamne dekh pooch baithi,
Mita:- Aap kab aayi???
Mami:- Mujhe aaye to 5 min ho gaye par tum aisa kya padh rahi ho ki meri taraf dhyaan hi nahi gaya tumhara.
Mita:- Wo Virology par likhi ek book padh rahi thi.
Mami:- To book ulti chhapi hai kya???
Mita:- Nahi to.
Mami:- To phir tumhara dhyaan kaha hai??? Book ulti padi hai. Main kal dopehar se dekh rahi hoon tum khoyi khoyi lag rahi ho. Kya baat hai beta??
Mita:- Aisi koi baat nahi hai Mami. Wo bas aise hi kaam ke baare me soch rahi thi. Waise aap aaj paidal hi aayi thi???
Mami:- Nahi beta, Sumit ne apni car me mujhe yahan chhoda. Aaj to maine uska wo roop dekha ki main dang reh gayi.
Iske baad Mami ne mall me saari aankhon dekhi Mita ko sunaadi.
Mita:- Par Mami aise kisi ko maarna acchi baat nahi hai. Police ko saboot de deta to wo use giraftaar kar leti.
Mami:- Bhagwaan na kare agar tumhare saath aisa kuch hota to kya main police complain karti??? Uss kamine ko maar maar ke adhmara kar deti. Sumit ne bhi wahi kiya. Wo ek bahot accha ladka hai beta.
Mita:- (mann me) Mami ko kaise samjhaun ki wo itna accha hai ki mauka dekhte hi aapko acche se pel dega.
Mita:- Wo sab baatein chhodo. Mami aaj aap mere saath hi so jaao na.
Mami:- (hanste hue) Meri bahadur beti ko darr lag raha hai kya???
Mita:- Darr aur main, hunnhhh main kisi se nahi darti.
Mami:- Wo tumhare peeche chuha.
Mita:- (hadbadate hue bed se utarkar) Kahan hai, kahan hai chuha????
Mami:- (jor se hanste hue) Itni badi hoke chuhe se darti ho.
Mita:- Aap mera majak uda rahi ho na. Jaao aap, main akele hi so jaaungi.
Mami:- Aise chhoti chhoti baaton par naraj nahi hote, aise naraj hona kabhi kabhi bahot bhaari pad jaata hai. Samjhi meri baat???? Main kapde badalkar aati hoon.
Mami ke kapde badalkar aane ke baad Mita Mami se kisi choti bacchi ki tarah lipatkar so gayi. Sharir to so chuka par mann me naye khayalon ne janam lena shuru kar diya.
Jaari.....